Ear doctor's solution

February 4, 2016
A friend of mine went to a doctor for a ringing in his ear. The doctor gave him an unlisted ear.
-- Charlie Callas

Website 4 the day:
Free Yoga videos:
https://www.doyogawithme.com/
 

Giving food

February 3, 2016
Food gives meaning to dining-room furniture.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
VR glasses make cancers glow:
http://viewpure.com/2UVxqMMgv1w
 

Mealtime choice

February 3, 2016
At mealtime, my mother gave the family a choice: take it or leave it.
-- Robert Orben

Website 4 the day:
NASA's plan for Mars:
http://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/atoms/files/journey-to-mars-next-steps-20151008_508.pdf
 

Sleeping good people

February 2, 2016
Good people sleep better than bad people, but bad people enjoy being awake more.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
NYC's public domain collection:
http://www.nypl.org/research/collections/digital-collections/public-domain
 

A big man crying

February 1, 2016
It takes a big man to cry, and an even bigger one to laugh at him.
-- Jack Handey

Website 4 the day:
Video editor:
https://www.youtube.com/editor
 

Very cold

January 31, 2016
I was cold, so I stood in the corner because it was about 90 degrees.

Website 4 the day:
540,000 free images:
https://pixabay.com/
 

Old books just out

January 30, 2016
The oldest books are just out to those who haven't read them.
-- Samuel Butler

Website 4 the day:
Electronic music:
http://www.di.fm/
 

Do to a politician

January 29, 2016
The worst thing you can do to politicians is quote them verbatim.
-- Andy Logan

Website 4 the day:
Simple magnet car:
http://www.kjmagnetics.com/blog.asp?p=AA-motor
 

Meet a writer

January 28, 2016
Wanting to meet a writer because you like his work is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pâté.
-- Margaret Atwood

Website 4 the day:
You can draw:
http://viewpure.com/7TXEZ4tP06c
 

2 competing theories

January 27, 2016
When choosing between two competing theories, pick the one that doesn't involve a magic spell.
-- Emo Philips

Website 4 the day:
Database manager:
http://adminer.org
 

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