Into a trophy shop

September 18, 2015
The first time I walked into a trophy shop, I looked around and thought to myself, "This guy is good!"
-- Fred Wolf

Website 4 the day:
Make a collage:
http://www.shapecollage.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Idealism is fine

September 18, 2015
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the cost becomes prohibitive.
-- William F. Buckley, Jr.

Website 4 the day:
Engrish:
http://www.engrish.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Childhood disease

September 17, 2015
Childhood is a disease you grow out of.
-- William Golding

Website 4 the day:
Earthquakes around the world:
http://ds.iris.edu/seismon/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Temperature

September 16, 2015
Whatever temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Find writing errors:
http://www.afterthedeadline.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

The whole economic crap

September 15, 2015
I could be through with the whole economic crap in five weeks ... this is beginning to bore me.
-- Karl Marx

Website 4 the day:
John Pugh's murals:
http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/incredibe-3d-murals-by-john-pugh.html

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Miss my ex-husband

September 13, 2015
I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving.
-- Roseanne Barr

Website 4 the day:
Mechanical movements:
http://507movements.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

A great job

September 13, 2015
I got a great job as a spokesperson for a bicycle shop.

Website 4 the day:
Invent a word:
http://www.degraeve.com/invent-a-word

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

It's tourist season

September 12, 2015
If it is tourist season, can we shoot them?
-- Nick Featherman

Website 4 the day:
Free photos:
http://www.splitshire.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Never made Who's Who

September 11, 2015
I've never made Who's Who, but I'm featured in What's That?
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Learn chess:
https://www.chesscademy.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Elvis alive

September 10, 2015
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
-- Johnny Carson

Website 4 the day:
Create, play, and share notated music:
https://www.noteflight.com/login

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 
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