My doctor's waiting room

December 20, 2015
After hours in my doctor's waiting room, I realized why we are called patients.

Website 4 the day:
Find cheaper airfares:
https://tripdelta.com/en

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Husbands not shot

December 19, 2015
Police records show that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
-- Earl Wilson

Website 4 the day:
Manipulate people:
http://www.businessinsider.com/psychological-tricks-to-influence-people-2015-11

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Tarot poker

December 18, 2015
Last night I played poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Bull generator:
http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Half fares

December 17, 2015
When are the airlines going to offer half fares to Pago, Bora, Baden, and Walla?
-- Bob Holmes

Website 4 the day:
Old time radio shows:
http://www.oldradioworld.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Die horribly on television

December 16, 2015
If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
-- Kurt Vonnegut

Website 4 the day:
Organize free online courses:
https://www.coursebuffet.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

The living are dead

December 15, 2015
The living are the dead on vacation.
-- Maurice de Maeterlinck

Website 4 the day:
No login video chats:
https://appear.in/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Care about the rest of the world

December 13, 2015
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Chopra wisdom?
http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Beavers' money

December 12, 2015
Where do beavers keep their money? In a riverbank.

Website 4 the day:
Spurious correlations:
http://tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

68 % water

December 12, 2015
We are 68 percent water. Tha's how close to drowning we are.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Museum of modern betas: 
http://momb.socio-kybernetics.net/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Halls of justice

December 11, 2015
In halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce

Website 4 the day:
Founders' careers:
https://fleximize.com/careers-of-the-founders/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 
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