A racing snail

August 30, 2015
I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.

Website 4 the day:
Cats are a-holes:
http://viewpure.com/O1KW3ZkLtuo
 

No man knows

August 29, 2015
No man knows he is young while he is young.
-- G.K. Chesterton

Website 4 the day:
Android on iPhone prank:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhBdPx53pfQ
 

Give up smoking

August 28, 2015
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.
-- Clement Freud

Website 4 the day:
Altered photos:
http://www.wired.com/2015/07/bronx-documentary-center-infamously-altered-photos-edits
 

I talk to myself

August 26, 2015
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Create animated GIFs:
http://makeagif.com/
 

A survival skill

August 26, 2015
Humor - I see it as a survival skill.
-- Jill McCorkle

Website 4 the day:
The Golden Record:
http://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/spacecraft/goldenrec.html
 

Look like an idiot

August 25, 2015
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot. 
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Self-destructing encrypted messages: 
https://getconfide.com/
 

No solution

August 23, 2015
No, I don’t have a solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Website 4 the day:
Toilets around the world:
http://cdn.makeuseof.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/PW_Toiletworld_Info.jpg?af40f3
 

Race dog had fleas

August 23, 2015
The race dog had a bad case of fleas and had to be scratched.

Website 4 the day:
Generate a random CS paper:
http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/
 

A stationary bike

August 21, 2015
A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait.”
-- Jarod Kintz

Website 4 the day:
Obstruction-free photography:
https://sites.google.com/site/obstructionfreephotography/
 

Such an ugly kid

August 21, 2015
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Search the Ashley Madison hack:
https://ashley.cynic.al/
 

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