May 9, 2015
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!
Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the bagpipes:
http://www.bagpipemaster.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
May 8, 2015
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
-- Bill Vaughan
Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the violin:
http://fiddlerman.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
May 7, 2015
I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance–waiting for the bathroom.
-- Bob Hope
Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the saxophone:
http://danchristian.net/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
May 6, 2015
A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically.
-- T. H. Thompson
Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the piano:
https://www.hoffmanacademy.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
May 5, 2015
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
-- Milton Berle
Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the drums:
http://www.drumlessons.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
May 4, 2015
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
-- Dave Barry
Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the bass:
http://www.dmanlamius.moonfruit.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
May 4, 2015
Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed: everything else is public relations.
-- George Orwell
Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the guitar:
http://www.justinguitar.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy
May 4, 2015
I started a band called 1023 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet
Website 4 the day:
Driving simulator:
http://framesynthesis.com/drivingsimulator/maps/
Posted by Ira Chayut.
May 1, 2015
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
-- Clarence Darrow
Website 4 the day:
Send e-mails after you disappear:
https://www.deadmansswitch.net/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
May 1, 2015
The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them.
-- George Orwell
Website 4 the day:
Plumbing advice:
http://diyplumbingadvice.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy
