Never made Who's Who

September 11, 2015
I've never made Who's Who, but I'm featured in What's That?
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Learn chess:
https://www.chesscademy.com/
 

Elvis alive

September 10, 2015
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
-- Johnny Carson

Website 4 the day:
Create, play, and share notated music:
https://www.noteflight.com/login
 

Health food

September 9, 2015
Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin

Website 4 the day:
How many calories in your food?
http://www.calorieking.com
 

Anyone a baboon

September 8, 2015
Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.
-- Will Cuppy

Website 4 the day:
Rats in the toilet:
http://digg.com/video/toilet-rat
 

Compulsive talkers

September 7, 2015
We need a twelve-step program for compulsive talkers. It would be called On Anon Anon.
-- Paula Poundstone

Website 4 the day:
Word search:
http://wordinary.info/
 

So much in common

September 6, 2015
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Website 4 the day:
Welcome to Life:
http://viewpure.com/IFe9wiDfb0E
 

Ask me anything

September 5, 2015
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Torturous songs:
http://anonhq.com/list-songs-cia-used-torture-muslim-prisoners/
 

Political jokes

September 4, 2015
The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Social anxiety:
http://www.towerofpower.com.au/social-anxiety-disorder-cure
 

To laugh at one's self

September 3, 2015
Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Boswell

Website 4 the day:
More spreadsheet templates:
http://www.vertex42.com/ExcelTemplates/
 

Guns don’t kill

September 2, 2015
The National Rifle Association says, ‘Guns don’t kill people. People do’. But I think the gun helps.
-- Eddie Izzard

Website 4 the day:
Free Powerpoint templates:
http://www.free-power-point-templates.com/themes/
 

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