May 12, 2015
Misers aren’t fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors.
-- David Brenner
Website 4 the day:
Mental health resource:
http://helpguide.org/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
May 11, 2015
The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
-- George Jessel
Website 4 the day:
Self-destructing anonymous notes:
https://privnote.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
May 10, 2015
All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
City stats:
http://www.city-data.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
May 9, 2015
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!
Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the bagpipes:
http://www.bagpipemaster.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
May 8, 2015
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
-- Bill Vaughan
Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the violin:
http://fiddlerman.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
May 7, 2015
I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance–waiting for the bathroom.
-- Bob Hope
Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the saxophone:
http://danchristian.net/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
May 6, 2015
A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically.
-- T. H. Thompson
Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the piano:
https://www.hoffmanacademy.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
May 5, 2015
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
-- Milton Berle
Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the drums:
http://www.drumlessons.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
May 4, 2015
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
-- Dave Barry
Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the bass:
http://www.dmanlamius.moonfruit.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
May 4, 2015
Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed: everything else is public relations.
-- George Orwell
Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the guitar:
http://www.justinguitar.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy
