So annoying

May 14, 2015
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you’re interrupting.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Collaborate on a story board:
https://canvanizer.com/
 

Seeing a psychiatrist

May 13, 2015
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Neat fonts:
http://inspirationhut.net/design-resources/11-free-fonts-that-you-should-add-to-your-collection/
 

Misers not fun

May 12, 2015
Misers aren’t fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors.
-- David Brenner

Website 4 the day:
Mental health resource:
http://helpguide.org/
 

The wonderful brain

May 11, 2015
The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
-- George Jessel

Website 4 the day:
Self-destructing anonymous notes:
https://privnote.com/
 

Growing grass

May 10, 2015
All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
City stats:
http://www.city-data.com/
 

Ill elevator

May 9, 2015
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!

Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the bagpipes:
http://www.bagpipemaster.com/
 

When insects take over

May 8, 2015
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
-- Bill Vaughan

Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the violin:
http://fiddlerman.com/
 

Six brothers

May 7, 2015
I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance–waiting for the bathroom.
-- Bob Hope

Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the saxophone:
http://danchristian.net/
 

Filing system

May 6, 2015
A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically.
-- T. H. Thompson

Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the piano:
https://www.hoffmanacademy.com/
 

Questioning evolution

May 5, 2015
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the drums:
http://www.drumlessons.com/
 

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