True inner peace

May 4, 2015
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the bass:
http://www.dmanlamius.moonfruit.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Printing the unwanted

May 4, 2015
Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed: everything else is public relations.
-- George Orwell

Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the guitar:
http://www.justinguitar.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Started a band

May 4, 2015
I started a band called 1023 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet

Website 4 the day:
Driving simulator:
http://framesynthesis.com/drivingsimulator/maps/

Posted by Ira Chayut.

 

Learn correct English

May 1, 2015
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
-- Clarence Darrow

Website 4 the day:
Send e-mails after you disappear:
https://www.deadmansswitch.net/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Does not disapprove

May 1, 2015
The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them.
-- George Orwell

Website 4 the day:
Plumbing advice:
http://diyplumbingadvice.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Impeccable

April 30, 2015
He has impeccable bad taste.
-- Otis Ferguson

Website 4 the day:
Johnny Carson's interview with Ayn Rand:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2012/08/14/ayn_rand_on_johnny_carson_watch_the_full_tonight_show_interview_video_.html

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Listen to experts

April 29, 2015
Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
Learn to sew:
http://www.craftsy.com/class/Sewing-Machine-911/77

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

An ugly kid

April 28, 2015
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Ambient music based on Wikipedia:
http://listen.hatnote.com/#en

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Nicest thing I can say

April 26, 2015
The nicest thing I can say about Frances Farmer is that she is unbearable.
-- William Wyler

Website 4 the day:
Long live your data:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/five-technologies-data-lives-forever/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Poison ivy and a 4-leaf clover

April 26, 2015
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.

Website 4 the day:
Fix Windows 7 and 8 problems:
http://www.thewindowsclub.com/repair-fix-windows-7-vista-problems-with-fixwin-utility
http://www.thewindowsclub.com/fixwin-windows-8

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 
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