Gift cake

July 27, 2014
A German ex-con brought me a cake. I later discovered it was Stollen.

Website 4 the day:
Send e-mail and get it back 5 years from now:
thevault.listserve@gmail.com

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Wisdom

July 25, 2014
I’ve met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
-- Ambrose Bierce

Website 4 the day:
Car complaints:
http://www.carcomplaints.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Had some words

July 25, 2014
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-- Bill Clinton

Website 4 the day:
Analyze webpage performance:
http://gtmetrix.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

A good lover

July 23, 2014
I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Exercise your brain:
http://brainworkshop.sourceforge.net/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

I called the wrong number

July 22, 2014
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
-- James Thurber

Website 4 the day:
Browser-based password tool:
https://www.mitro.co/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Six months to live

July 21, 2014
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.
-- Walter Matthau

Website 4 the day:
Private e-mail: 
https://www.virtru.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Intolerable ugliness

July 21, 2014
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable, we find it necessary to change it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Ridiculous cons:
http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=57685

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Boring hunting

July 20, 2014
House hunting is incredibly boring, they never move.

Website 4 the day:
Convert text to functions:
http://www.xamuel.com/inverse-graphing-calculator.php?phrase=t4td.com

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Afraid of the dark

July 18, 2014
I’m afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Improve your social writing:
https://notegraphy.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

When a man ...

July 17, 2014
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
-- Prince Philip

Website 4 the day:
Do you have Adult ADHD?
http://www.everydayhealth.com/ownyouradhd

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 
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