Software bugs

March 17, 2014
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
-- Edsger Dijkstra

Website 4 the day:
15 minutes of fiction a day:
https://dailylit.com/
 

Reading & sunbathing

March 16, 2014
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

Website 4 the day:
Bad Project (Lady Gaga parody):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl4L4M8m4d0
 

Programmer troubles

March 14, 2014
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late.
-- Seymour Cray

Website 4 the day:
Send anonymous poop (3 varieties!):
http://poopsenders.com/
 

Kinds of programming languages

March 13, 2014
There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses.
-- Bjarne Stroustrup

Website 4 the day:
Inflatable turkey:
http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-11940-Inflatable-Turkey/dp/B002K51IQI
 

A good programmer

March 13, 2014
A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
-- Doug Linder

Website 4 the day:
Invisible driver prank:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVrJ8DxECbg
 

Crappy software

March 12, 2014
One man’s crappy software is another man’s full time job.
-- Jessica Gaston

Website 4 the day:
Google Glass date:
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/video/1iFVMF
 

Writing error-free programs

March 11, 2014
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
-- Alan J. Perlis

Website 4 the day:
Endless energy source:
http://www.vid4fun.com/Funny/189/endless-source-of-energy.html
 

Reusable software

March 10, 2014
Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.
-- Ralph Johnson

Website 4 the day:
What if animals were round?
http://www.whenyourebored.com/videos/what-if-animals-were-round_4.html
 

Root beer

March 9, 2014
I poured root beer into a square cup. Now I just have beer.

Website 4 the day:
Let knowledge flow:
https://gibbon.co
 

Some women

March 8, 2014
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.”
― Cher

Website 4 the day:
Get answers from local businesses:
http://talkto.com/
 

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