Proof of God's love

July 15, 2013
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
What places have your name?
http://www.datapointed.net/2011/02/maps-of-streets-places-first-names/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Lose weight

July 14, 2013
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.

Website 4 the Day:
Make a magazine cover:
http://bighugelabs.com/magazine.php

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

If people don’t want to come out

July 13, 2013
If the people don’t want to come out to the park, nobody’s gonna stop them.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Hoax musuem:
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Love our neighbours

July 12, 2013
The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
-- G K Chesterton

Website 4 the day:
Free science books:
http://freescience.info

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Nice to know

July 10, 2013
It is nice to know that the computer understands the problem. But I would like to understand it too.
-- Eugene Wigner

Website 4 the day:
Create a large font message page:
http://bigassmessage.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Men who prescribe

July 10, 2013
Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing.
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the day:
Online calculators:
http://www.calculator.net/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Without fools

July 9, 2013
Without fools the rest of us could not succeed.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Fast dictionary:
http://definr.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

I’ll dance in your grave

July 8, 2013

The wife’s Mother said, “When you’re dead, I’ll dance in your grave.” I said: “Good, I’m being buried at sea.
-- Les Dawson

Website 4 the day:
Free Microsoft e-books:
http://blogs.msdn.com/b/mssmallbiz/archive/2013/06/18/huge-collection-of-free-microsoft-ebooks-for-you-including-office-office-365-sharepoint-sql-server-system-center-visual-studio-web-development-windows-windows-azure-and-windows-server.aspx

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Wino's suspicions

July 6, 2013
When the wino suspected his muscatel was watered down, he needed more proof.

Website 4 the Day:
Open source x86 operating system:
http://mikeos.berlios.de/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Seeing through women

July 6, 2013
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
New York invaded by 8-bit computer games:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xcv6dv_pixels-by-patrick-jean_creation#.Uc3oatLku0s

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 
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