So old that...

December 22, 2012
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
-- Bob Hope.

Website 4 the day:
Interactive periodic table of the elements:
http://ptable.com/
 

Positive attitude

December 21, 2012
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
-- Herm Albright.

Website 4 the day:
Remote control for your PC:
http://www.tightvnc.com/
 

So clever

December 20, 2012
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-- Oscar Wilde.

Website 4 the day:
Daily political cartoons for your website:
http://www.cagle.com/art/truesellsheet.html
 

Getting lucky

December 19, 2012
The harder I work, the luckier I get.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Funny office quotes:
http://meetingboy.com/
 

Wage comparisons

December 18, 2012
A great lathe operator commands several times the wage of an average lathe operator, but a great writer of software code is worth 10,000 times the price of an average software writer.
-- Bill Gates

Website 4 the day:
Photos of people doing it wrong:
http://www.doingitwrong.com/
 

Most important days

December 17, 2012
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you find out why.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Call from prison:
http://www.prisondial.com/
 

Presently employed

December 16, 2012
'I am presently employed', said the gift wrapper.

Website 4 the Day:
How to be a wrapper:
http://www.wikihow.com/Wrap-a-Present
 

Fastest animal on earth

December 15, 2012
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Measure your Internet speed (6 of 6):
http://www.dslreports.com/speedtest?flash=1
 

Strike the balance

December 14, 2012
One must strike the right balance between speed and quality.
-- Clare Short

Website 4 the day:
Measure your Internet speed (5 of 6):
http://measurementlab.net/run-ndt
 

Try to rush me

December 13, 2012
If they try to rush me, I always say, I've only got one other speed and it's slower.
-- Glenn Ford

Website 4 the day:
Measure your Internet speed (4 of 6):
http://reviews.cnet.com/internet-speed-test/
 

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