Trick to being a humorist

September 13, 2012
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Help others find the name of a tune:
http://namemytune.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

New skylights

September 12, 2012
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. 
Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
50 Windows Registry Hacks:
http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/37920/the-50-best-registry-hacks-that-make-windows-better/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

No business ...

September 11, 2012
There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
Free accounting software:
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2382514,00.asp

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Value of money

September 10, 2012
If you would like to know the value of money, try to borrow some.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Crowdfunding website reviews:
http://www.crowdfunding-website-reviews.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Sound promises

September 9, 2012
Many campaign promises are sound. Only sound!

Website 4 the Day:
Non-partisan fact checking site:
http://www.factcheck.org/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Unpredictable children

September 8, 2012
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they’re going to catch you in next.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
How to catch a liar:
http://www.webmd.com/balance/features/10-ways-catch-li

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Women forgive

September 7, 2012
Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
How to forgive:
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/forgiveness/MH00131

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

I am drunk

September 6, 2012
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
Collect money to fund anti-ugly research:
http://chipin.com

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Stay in shape

September 5, 2012
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeners

Website 4 the day:
Improved mental health is a walk in the park:
http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2012/06/21/Walking-in-park-better-for-mental-health/UPI-34271340256956/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Curious about sheep

September 4, 2012
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Graphical weather and rain prediction maps:
http://graphical.weather.gov/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 
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