Television news

August 14, 2012
Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy.
-- Richard Nixon

Website 4 the day:
NBC News video archive:
http://www.nbcuniversalarchives.com/
 

Father hated radio

August 13, 2012
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
-- Peter De Vries

Website 4 the day:
History of television:
http://inventors.about.com/od/tstartinventions/a/Television_Time.htm
 

Do the splits

August 12, 2012
I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He asked "How flexible are you?"
I replied, "I can't come on Tuesdays".

Website 4 the Day:
Olympics results:
http://espn.go.com/olympics/summer/2012/results
 

Protecting aspirin

August 11, 2012
We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children.
-- Gloria Estefan

Website 4 the day:
Sketch/plan an auto accident:
http://accidentsketch.com/
 

Cement mixer collision

August 9, 2012
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
-- Ronnie Corbett

Website 4 the day:
Instead of TV, you should watch:
http://unplugthetv.com
 

Thick towels

August 8, 2012
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Hotel ratings and bed bug watch:
http://www.raveable.com/
 

A guy waved

August 7, 2012
I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, “I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.” And I said, “I am.”
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Share bookmarks:
http://help.diigo.com/my-groups-turorial/share-bookmarks
 

A lot of courage

August 6, 2012
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Share and edit videos:
http://pixorial.com
 

A good cookbook

August 5, 2012
I just read a good cookbook, it had many stirring events.

Website 4 the Day:
Library of free e-cookbooks:
http://www.recipe4living.com/articles/free_ecookbooks.htm
 

Under the kilt

August 4, 2012
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
-- Spike Milligan

Website 4 the day:
Free search of public records:
http://publicrecords.searchsystems.net
 

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