A fired magician

June 3, 2012
A fired magician is dis-illusioned.

Website 4 the Day:
Learn magic:
http://www.classicmagic.net/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Intellectuals solve problems

June 2, 2012
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Seek and ye shall find:
http://freewordsearch.net/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Never drink water

June 1, 2012
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Connect the dots:
http://www.picturedots.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Drunk man's words

May 31, 2012
A drunk mans words are a sober man’s thoughts.
-- Steve Fergosi

Website 4 the day:
Share thoughts (sober or otherwise):
http://www.wiki-site.com/index.php/Wiki_Creation_-_Create_A_Wiki_For_Free!

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

I feel sorry

May 30, 2012
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
-- Frank Sinatra

Website 4 the day:
Don't tweet today, what you can put off until tomorrow:
https://www.socialoomph.com/ 

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Those who have what they want

May 29, 2012
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven’t what they want that they don’t want it.
-- Ogden Nash

Website 4 the day:
Tell people in your own font:
http://fontstruct.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Patriot's duty

May 28, 2012
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.
-- Thomas Paine

Website 4 the day:
Memorial Day history:
http://www.usmemorialday.org/backgrnd.html

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Sandwich walks into a bar

May 27, 2012
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

Website 4 the Day:
Non-soggy sandwiches:
http://www.thefoodpornographer.com/2008/08/02/bento-tips-and-reflections-1/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Sign on a brassiere shop

May 26, 2012
Sign on a brassiere shop:
We fix flats.

Website 4 the day:
The uplifting history of the bra:
http://www.lingerie-n-more.com/2009/09/18/bras-through-the-ages/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Sign on a divorce lawyer’s wall

May 25, 2012
Sign on a divorce lawyer’s wall: 
Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.

Website 4 the day:
Lawyer humor:
http://mason.gmu.edu/~rrotunda/lawyer.htm

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 
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