December 23, 2011
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
What will that ride cost?
http://www.worldtaximeter.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
December 22, 2011
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Cure your own dead pig:
http://johndlee.hubpages.com/hub/How-To-Cure-Ham-at-Home
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
December 21, 2011
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Green living with yellow:
http://www.greenlivingtips.com/articles/136/1/24-handy-lemon-tips.html
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
December 20, 2011
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
200 free self-help books:
http://www.personal-enterprise-self-help-resources.com/self-help-free-e-books-directory.html
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
December 19, 2011
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Silence can be golden:
http://www.ehow.com/videos-on_3075_perform-popular-mime-illusions.html
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
December 18, 2011
I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn't have the gift.
Website 4 the Day:
Become a wrap star:
http://www.themotherhuddle.com/how-to-wrap-gifts-like-a-pro/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
December 17, 2011
The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Website 4 the day:
Free personalized video from Santa:
http://www.portablenorthpole.tv/home
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
December 15, 2011
A book is a gift you can open again and again.
-- Garrison Keillor
Website 4 the day:
Free textbooks / business books / travel guides:
http://bookboon.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy
December 14, 2011
We in the industrialized world make a greater difference because our ecological footprint, our impact on the condition of the environment, is 40 to 50 times larger than that of people in the developing world.
-- Maurice Strong
Website 4 the day:
What is your impact?
http://www.enviroduck.com/carbon_footprint.php
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy
December 13, 2011
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple
Website 4 the day:
Send Santa e-mail:
http://emailsanta.com/email_santa.asp
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy
