Those who have what they want

May 29, 2012
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven’t what they want that they don’t want it.
-- Ogden Nash

Website 4 the day:
Tell people in your own font:
http://fontstruct.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Patriot's duty

May 28, 2012
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.
-- Thomas Paine

Website 4 the day:
Memorial Day history:
http://www.usmemorialday.org/backgrnd.html

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Sandwich walks into a bar

May 27, 2012
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

Website 4 the Day:
Non-soggy sandwiches:
http://www.thefoodpornographer.com/2008/08/02/bento-tips-and-reflections-1/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Sign on a brassiere shop

May 26, 2012
Sign on a brassiere shop:
We fix flats.

Website 4 the day:
The uplifting history of the bra:
http://www.lingerie-n-more.com/2009/09/18/bras-through-the-ages/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Sign on a divorce lawyer’s wall

May 25, 2012
Sign on a divorce lawyer’s wall: 
Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.

Website 4 the day:
Lawyer humor:
http://mason.gmu.edu/~rrotunda/lawyer.htm

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Sign on a music store

May 24, 2012
Sign on a music store: 
Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.

Website 4 the day:
Music humor:
http://www.buddyandhopkins.com/BH_musichumor.html

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Sign on a junkyard fence

May 23, 2012
Sign on a junkyard fence:
Edifice wrecks.

Website 4 the day:
Used car part finder:
http://www.car-part.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Sign on a beauty parlor

May 22, 2012
Sign on a beauty parlor: 
Curl up and dye.

Website 4 the day:
125 years of women's hairstyles:
http://www.lhj.com/style/covers/125-years-of-ladies-home-journal-hair-through-the-ages/

Posted by Ira Chayut.

 

Sign on a plumber’s truck

May 21, 2012
Sign on a plumber’s truck:
A flush is better than a full house.

Website 4 the day:
Toilet tutorial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pPfrV8E37o

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Failed Math

May 20, 2012
I failed Math so many times I can't even count.
-- Stewart Francis

Website 4 the Day:
Create or view awesome infographics:
http://visual.ly/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 
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