December 27, 2011
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
-- James Agate
Website 4 the day:
Top 10 idiots of 2011:
http://open.salon.com/blog/random_chick/2011/12/12/top_ten_idiots_of_2011
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
December 26, 2011
Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.
-- Jean Paul
Website 4 the day:
Make history:
http://simpl.co/Retrospective-Life-Streaming-for-Elders
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy
December 25, 2011
Santa's elves are subordinate Clauses.
Website 4 the Day:
The stories behind the season:
http://www.history.com/topics/christmas
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
December 24, 2011
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
How to build a skyscraper:
http://science.howstuffworks.com/engineering/structural/skyscraper.htm
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
December 23, 2011
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
What will that ride cost?
http://www.worldtaximeter.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
December 22, 2011
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Cure your own dead pig:
http://johndlee.hubpages.com/hub/How-To-Cure-Ham-at-Home
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
December 21, 2011
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Green living with yellow:
http://www.greenlivingtips.com/articles/136/1/24-handy-lemon-tips.html
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
December 20, 2011
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
200 free self-help books:
http://www.personal-enterprise-self-help-resources.com/self-help-free-e-books-directory.html
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
December 19, 2011
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Silence can be golden:
http://www.ehow.com/videos-on_3075_perform-popular-mime-illusions.html
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
December 18, 2011
I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn't have the gift.
Website 4 the Day:
Become a wrap star:
http://www.themotherhuddle.com/how-to-wrap-gifts-like-a-pro/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
