Forgive

August 2, 2011
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the Day:
Grade your teacher!:
http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/
 

Maybe

August 1, 2011
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley


Website 4 the Day:
Control your Windows taskbar:
http://nerdcave.webs.com/
 

Bottle sign

July 31, 2011
Sign on a broken perfume bottle, "Out of odor".

Website 4 the Day:
A guy goes into the doctor's office and claims that his body hurts wherever he touches it. To demonstrate, he pushes on his left knee and screams in pain. Then pushes on his elbow and screams in even more. Everywhere he touched made him scream.

The doctor responded: "Your body is OK, your finger is broken."

http://home.snafu.de/tilman/xenulink.html
 

One perfect child

July 30, 2011
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

Website 4 the Day:
Get the drop on your friends (OK, its just a file sharing site):
http://drop.io/
 

Elect bad officials

July 29, 2011
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Website 4 the Day:
Bulk Rename Utility:
http://www.bulkrenameutility.co.uk/Main_Intro.php
 

Not broken

July 28, 2011
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an 'escalator temporarily out of order' sign, just 'escalator temporarily stairs.' "Sorry for the convenience."
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the Day:
Split files:
http://www.cthuloides-cabinett.de/software/chainsaw.html
 

Light speed

July 27, 2011
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?

Website 4 the Day:
Open Source Movie Catalog
http://www.antp.be/software/moviecatalog
 

Man's deep need

July 26, 2011
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the Day:
Back-up/burn CDs/DVDs/ISOs:
http://www.magiciso.com/
 

Keep your health

July 25, 2011
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the Day:
Compress images:
http://caesium.sourceforge.net/index.html
 

Polka-dots

July 24, 2011
Those who want to paint polka-dots have to find a good spot.

Website 4 the Day:
Knock Knock! Who's there? Dots. Dots who? Dots for me to know, and you to find out.
http://www.picturedots.com/
 

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