Fourth of July

July 4, 2011
I always have the most fun on the Fourth of July. You don`t have to exchange any gifts. You just go to the beach and watch fireworks.
-- James Lafferty

Website 4 the Day:
Information and location of July 4th fireworks displays:
http://www.july4thfireworks.com/
 

Comic aspirations

July 3, 2011
My mailman tried to be a comedian, but he needed to work on his delivery.

Website 4 the Day:
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.

The man says “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”

"But why?” asks the man.

”I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.

http://www.lettermelater.com/
 

Life is art

July 2, 2011
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.
-- John W. Gardner

Website 4 the Day:
Free fonts:
http://www.fontsquirrel.com/
 

Look at life

July 1, 2011
Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett quotes

Website 4 the Day:
Rename multiple Windows files:
http://www.joejoesoft.com/cms/showpage.php?cid=108
 

Important things

June 30, 2011
The most important things in life aren't things.
-- Anthony J. D'Angelo

Website 4 the Day:
Multiplatform note taking tool:
http://projects.gnome.org/tomboy/index.html
 

Wait to do everything

June 29, 2011
If you wait to do everything until you're sure it's right, you'll probably never do much of anything.
-- Win Borden

Website 4 the Day:
Check your airplane seating:
http://www.seatguru.com/
 

It's better

June 29, 2011
It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right.

Website 4 the Day:
Scan files for viruses, trojans, and malware:
http://www.virustotal.com/
 

A new beginning

June 28, 2011
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.
-- Maria Robinson

Website 4 the Day:
Tool predicts when you will forget:
http://headmagnet.com/
 

Used to be a baker

June 26, 2011
I used to be a baker, but I didn't make enough dough.

Website 4 the Day:
Q: How can you tell when I've been baking chocolate chip cookies?
A: There's M&M shells all over the floor.
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/best-chocolate-chip-cookies/detail.aspx
 

Never been hurt

June 26, 2011
I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
-- Calvin Coolidge

Website 4 the Day:
Desktop zoom for Windows:
http://users.telenet.be/littlegems/MySoft/DesktopZoom/Index.html
 

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