Size matters

June 14, 2011
The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.
-- Tom Waits

Website 4 the Day:
Website ranking:
http://www.woorank.com/
 

Road to success

June 13, 2011
The road to success is always under construction.
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the Day:
Send 2 free 3-page faxes per day:
http://faxzero.com/
 

A compliment

June 12, 2011
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.
-- Tommy Cooper

Website 4 the Day:
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

http://www.productdose.com/article.php?article_id=4762
 

Belief

June 11, 2011
Man can believe the impossible, but can never believe the improbable.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the Day:
Never wait on hold again:
http://www.lucyphone.com/
 

Success

June 10, 2011
Success comes in cans; failure in can'ts.

Website 4 the Day:
10 Excellent Firefox Add-ons:
http://smashinghub.com/10-excellent-firefox-4-add-ons.htm
 

Nobody complains

June 9, 2011
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
-- Benny Hill

Website 4 the Day:
Put your face in an old yearbook photo:
http://yearbookyourself.com/
 

Questions

June 8, 2011
Sometimes questions are more important than answers.
-- Nancy Willard

Website 4 the Day:
Edit PDF files online:
http://www.pdfescape.com/
 

People forget

June 7, 2011
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
-- Maya Angelou

Website 4 the Day:
Free & secure file sharing and backup/sync:
https://spideroak.com/download/referral/2eecbff981489c3156303fe208798d32
 

You believe

June 6, 2011
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
-- Robert McCloskey

Website 4 the Day:
Update and install apps:
http://ninite.com/
 

Invisible marriage

June 5, 2011
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

Website 4 the Day:
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids:
http://www.morphthing.com/blog/138-What-Will-My-Baby-Look-Like
 

Blog Archive