August 6, 2011
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Website 4 the Day:
Mr. De Mille, my PC is ready for its close-up:
http://www.techsmith.com/jing/free/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
August 5, 2011
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the Day:
Acronym Finder
http://www.acronymfinder.com
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
August 4, 2011
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
-- Mae West
Website 4 the Day:
Full-screen scientific calculator:
http://www.redchillicrab.com/en/redcrab/index.html
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
August 3, 2011
Another such victory, and we are undone.
-- Pyrrhus
Website 4 the Day:
Organize your thoughts on WIndows, Linux, or Mac:
http://mindraider.sourceforge.net/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy
August 2, 2011
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the Day:
Grade your teacher!:
http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy
August 1, 2011
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley
Website 4 the Day:
Control your Windows taskbar:
http://nerdcave.webs.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy
July 31, 2011
Sign on a broken perfume bottle, "Out of odor".
Website 4 the Day:
A guy goes into the doctor's office and claims that his body hurts wherever he touches it. To demonstrate, he pushes on his left knee and screams in pain. Then pushes on his elbow and screams in even more. Everywhere he touched made him scream.
The doctor responded: "Your body is OK, your finger is broken."
http://home.snafu.de/tilman/xenulink.html
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
July 30, 2011
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
Website 4 the Day:
Get the drop on your friends (OK, its just a file sharing site):
http://drop.io/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
July 29, 2011
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Website 4 the Day:
Bulk Rename Utility:
http://www.bulkrenameutility.co.uk/Main_Intro.php
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy
July 28, 2011
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an 'escalator temporarily out of order' sign, just 'escalator temporarily stairs.' "Sorry for the convenience."
-- Mitch Hedberg
Website 4 the Day:
Split files:
http://www.cthuloides-cabinett.de/software/chainsaw.html
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
