To be somebondy

June 18, 2011
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
-- Lily Tomlin

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Reference letter templates:
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Food is important

June 17, 2011
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the Day:
Tiny Watcher - a Big Brother for your PC:
http://kubicle.dcmembers.com/watcher/
 

Command of language

June 16, 2011
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
-- Robert Benchley

Website 4 the Day:
Speak with a human:
http://gethuman.com/
 

Going to heaven

June 15, 2011
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
-- Peter Tosh

Website 4 the Day:
Distraction-free editor with optional typewriter sounds:
http://gottcode.org/focuswriter/
 

Size matters

June 14, 2011
The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.
-- Tom Waits

Website 4 the Day:
Website ranking:
http://www.woorank.com/
 

Road to success

June 13, 2011
The road to success is always under construction.
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the Day:
Send 2 free 3-page faxes per day:
http://faxzero.com/
 

A compliment

June 12, 2011
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.
-- Tommy Cooper

Website 4 the Day:
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

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Belief

June 11, 2011
Man can believe the impossible, but can never believe the improbable.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the Day:
Never wait on hold again:
http://www.lucyphone.com/
 

Success

June 10, 2011
Success comes in cans; failure in can'ts.

Website 4 the Day:
10 Excellent Firefox Add-ons:
http://smashinghub.com/10-excellent-firefox-4-add-ons.htm
 

Nobody complains

June 9, 2011
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
-- Benny Hill

Website 4 the Day:
Put your face in an old yearbook photo:
http://yearbookyourself.com/
 

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