Wasn't your fault

March 26, 2011
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Website 4 the Day:
April Fools Day is coming, get ready with PC practical jokes:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/7-hilarious-practical-joke-ideas-play-friends-computer/
(What is so practical about a practical joke, anyway?)

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

In an emergency

March 26, 2011
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "In an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".

Website 4 the Day:
How to solve any problem:
http://a.freshbrain.com/solvr/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Good evening

March 24, 2011
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Website 4 the Day:
How to do anything to text:
http://textmechanic.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Knowledge and wisdom

March 23, 2011
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
-- Peter Kay

Website 4 the Day:
How to fix anything:
http://www.fixitclub.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Who is right

March 22, 2011
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
-- Bertrand Russell

Website 4 the Day:
How to say anything:
http://phras.in/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

All you need

March 21, 2011
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the Day:
How to clean anything:
http://www.howtocleananything.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Sad resume

March 20, 2011
My first job was working in an Orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. 
Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 
After that, I worked at a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 
I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

Websites 4 the Day:
Easy come, easy go:
§ Resume templates: http://www.instantresumetemplates.com/
§ Resume help online: http://ebiznet2u.com/share-your-resume-online-and-tweet-your-resume-1229
§ Resignation letter templates: http://www.resignationletters.biz/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

The last thing

March 19, 2011
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.

Website 4 the Day:
Free, open source music server:
http://sockso.pu-gh.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

If

March 18, 2011
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

Website 4 the Day:
Online to-do / task list manager:
http://todo.ly/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

A friend

March 17, 2011
A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the Day:
Resend e-mail to yourself at a later time:
http://www.hitmelater.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 
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