Sad resume

March 20, 2011
My first job was working in an Orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. 
Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 
After that, I worked at a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 
I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

Websites 4 the Day:
Easy come, easy go:
§ Resume templates: http://www.instantresumetemplates.com/
§ Resume help online: http://ebiznet2u.com/share-your-resume-online-and-tweet-your-resume-1229
§ Resignation letter templates: http://www.resignationletters.biz/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

The last thing

March 19, 2011
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.

Website 4 the Day:
Free, open source music server:
http://sockso.pu-gh.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

If

March 18, 2011
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

Website 4 the Day:
Online to-do / task list manager:
http://todo.ly/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

A friend

March 17, 2011
A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the Day:
Resend e-mail to yourself at a later time:
http://www.hitmelater.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Light speed

March 16, 2011
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Website 4 the Day:
Online sticky notes:
http://listhings.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Grow up

March 15, 2011
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Website 4 the Day:
Visualize your disk usage:
http://w3.win.tue.nl/en/research/research_computer_science/visualization/sequoiaview/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Opportunity knocks

March 14, 2011
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Source Unknown

Website 4 the Day:
Phrase finder:
www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/index.html

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Sandpaper

March 13, 2011
Sandpaper was patented in 1834 – the inventor really had it rough.

Website 4 the Day:
Patently odd:
http://ipwatchdog.com/obscure-patents/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Still alive

March 12, 2011
I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.
Charlie Sheen

Website 4 the Day:
Compile and run programs online:
http://ideone.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

People are frightened

March 11, 2011
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage

Website 4 the Day:
Shrink your DOC and PDF files:
http://www.pocodoc.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 
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