July 18, 2010
Q: Why don't snakes have balls?
A: Because without legs, they can't dance.
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
July 17, 2010
Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
-- Will Rogers
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy
July 16, 2010
In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
-- Stephen Leacock.
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
July 15, 2010
Inanimate
objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories;
those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker.
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
July 14, 2010
When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.
-- Steven Wright
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
July 13, 2010
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best he
is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe, and not
make messes in the house.
-- Robert Heinlein
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy
July 12, 2010
Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.
-- FA Montagu.
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy
July 12, 2010
What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence?
Udder destruction.
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
July 10, 2010
As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school."
-- Cokie Roberts
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
July 9, 2010
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
-- WC Fields.
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
