Plagiarists

June 28, 2010
Plagiarists at least have the quality of preservation.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
 

Shakespeare walks into a bar

June 27, 2010
Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. "I can't serve you." says the bartender. "You're Bard!"
 

Do the hokey pokey

June 26, 2010
What if "the hokey pokey" is REALLY what it's all about?
-- Curtis Spencer
 

You know ...

June 25, 2010
You know you're getting older when the candles cost more than the cake.
-- Bob Hope
 

Equality for all

June 24, 2010
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Mohandas Gandhi
 

Good for baseball?

June 23, 2010
On the marriage of Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe — I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto
-- Yogi Berra

 

Two theories ...

June 22, 2010
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
-- Will Rogers
 

Not one!

June 21, 2010
He has not a single redeeming defect.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
 

Old mathemeticians

June 20, 2010
Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.
 

Belief

June 19, 2010
Belief gets in the way of learning.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
 

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