Thirsty termite

August 22, 2010
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

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Stupid people

August 21, 2010
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the Day:
    Convert anything but one's religion:
    http://joshmadison.com/software/convert-for-windows/
 

Math vs. reality

August 20, 2010
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein

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    Age a person's image:   
 

Be kind

August 19, 2010
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
-- Plato

Website 4 the Day:
    Strip formating from clipboard text:
 

Back to your youth

August 19, 2010
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the Day:
    Linux alternatives to Windows Apps (some have Windows ports, also):
    http://linuxappfinder.com/alternatives
 

Success

August 17, 2010
The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God's children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
-- Henry Louis Mencke

Website 4 the Day:
     Free file (open source) archiver: 7-Zip
     http://www.7-zip.org/
 

Most stuff

August 16, 2010
Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the Day:
     Find Everything on your Windows PC:
    http://www.voidtools.com
 

My first job

August 15, 2010
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

Website 4 the Day:
     Search social sites for a person:
     http://www.kgbpeople.com
 

Germ fiction

August 14, 2010
Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
-- Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872

Website 4 the Day:
    real-time encyclopedia:
    http://mashpedia.com/

 

Old age

August 13, 2010
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-- Henry Louis Mencken

Website 4 the Day:
    Convert web pages into PDFs:
    http://html-pdf-convert.com/
 

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