Hereditary looks

June 18, 2010
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
-- Groucho Marx
 

Live simpler

June 17, 2010
Life is simpler when you plough around the stump.
-- WIll Rogers
 

BFF

June 16, 2010
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx
 

The power

June 15, 2010
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

 

Get thee to a nunnery

June 14, 2010
Convent. A place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.
-- Ambrose Bierce
 

Old cooks

June 13, 2010
Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.
 

Love

June 12, 2010
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
 

Resistance is futile

June 11, 2010
I can resist anything but temptation
-- Oscar Wilde
 

Being right

June 10, 2010
Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
 

It takes two

June 9, 2010
it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
--Homer Simpson
 

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