Timing

June 8, 2010
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
-- Will Rogers
 

Yield

June 7, 2010
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
 

Failed juggler

June 7, 2010
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
 

A moral offense

June 6, 2010
In a society in which it is a moral offense to be different from your neighbor your only escape is never to let them find out.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
 

To live a long time

June 4, 2010
To get anywhere, or even to live a long time, a man has to guess, and guess right, over and over again, without enough data for a logical answer.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
 

Fickle bride

June 3, 2010
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
-- Source Unknown
 

The best answer

June 2, 2010
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
-- Will Rogers
 

Trying, the 1st step

June 1, 2010
Trying is the first step towards failure. 
--Homer Simpson
 

Marriage as an instutition

May 31, 2010
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Groucho Marx
 

Joan of Arc at the Pearly Gates

May 30, 2010
What did God say when Joan of Arc showed up at the Pearly Gates?
"Well done."
 

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