Two theories ...

June 22, 2010
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
-- Will Rogers
 

Not one!

June 21, 2010
He has not a single redeeming defect.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
 

Old mathemeticians

June 20, 2010
Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.
 

Belief

June 19, 2010
Belief gets in the way of learning.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
 

Hereditary looks

June 18, 2010
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
-- Groucho Marx
 

Live simpler

June 17, 2010
Life is simpler when you plough around the stump.
-- WIll Rogers
 

BFF

June 16, 2010
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx
 

The power

June 15, 2010
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

 

Get thee to a nunnery

June 14, 2010
Convent. A place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.
-- Ambrose Bierce
 

Old cooks

June 13, 2010
Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.
 

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