July 13, 2010
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best he
is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe, and not
make messes in the house.
-- Robert Heinlein
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy
July 12, 2010
Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.
-- FA Montagu.
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy
July 12, 2010
What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence?
Udder destruction.
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
July 10, 2010
As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school."
-- Cokie Roberts
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
July 9, 2010
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
-- WC Fields.
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
July 8, 2010
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?
-- David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urging for investment in the radio in the 1920s
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
July 7, 2010
It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
-- Will Rogers
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy
July 6, 2010
Do not worry about your problems with mathematics, I assure you mine are far greater."
-- Albert Einstein
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy
July 6, 2010
Programming today is a race between software engineers
striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs,
and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots.
So far, the Universe is winning.
-- Rich Cook.
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
July 4, 2010
What should you drink with 4th Of July firecrackers?
Firemilk.
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
