Getting on a plane

July 11, 2024
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, ‘Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami.’ She said, ‘We can’t do that!’ I told her, ‘You did it last week!’
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Communities best AI models:
https://huggingface.co/chat/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

The cold air balloon

July 11, 2024
My grandfather invented the cold air balloon, but it never took off.

Website 4 the day:
Turn Google Street View into a Hyperlapse movie:
https://archive.nytimes.com/bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/04/10/turning-street-view-images-into-time-lapse-films/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Sticks and stones

July 11, 2024
I used to think sticks and stones could break my bones but words could never hurt me — until I fell into a printing press.
-- Milton Jones

Website 4 the day:
Water simulation with WebGL:
https://madebyevan.com/webgl-water/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

The first day of the rest of your life

July 11, 2024
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn’t work out for you, tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life. 
-- Bob Saget

Website 4 the day:
What are people Twitting (X'ing) about? 
https://twistori.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Loyalty

July 11, 2024
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it. 
-- Samuel Clemens

Website 4 the day:
Test your popup blocker: 
https://canyoublockit.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Borrowing money

July 11, 2024
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.
-- Addison H. Hallock

Website 4 the day:
Fractal fantasy:
https://fractalfantasy.net/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

The next Jurassic World

July 11, 2024
I think the next Jurassic World film should be called A Reptile Dysfunction.
-- Glenn Moore

Website 4 the day:
Our solar system:
https://science.nasa.gov/solar-system/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Suggesting solutions

July 11, 2024
It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.
-- Malcolm Forbes

Website 4 the day:
Multiplayer game:
https://skribbl.io/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy 

 

Birthday gift

July 11, 2024
My girlfriend’s birthday is in a week, and she said, “Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring!” So I got her nothing.

Website 4 the day:
Interview question library: 
https://career.guru99.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Any fool

July 11, 2024
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain. And most do.
-- Dale Carnegie

Website 4 the day:
What to do on your drive:
https://makemydrivefun.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 
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