December 14, 2023
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
-- Patrick Murray
Website 4 the day:
What to read next:
https://www.whatshouldireadnext.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
December 14, 2023
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
-- Jerry Seinfeld
Website 4 the day:
Be online without being tracked:
https://duckduckgo.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
December 14, 2023
A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically.
-- T. H. Thompson
Website 4 the day:
Online drawing:
https://kleki.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
December 14, 2023
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.
-- Wendy Liebman
Website 4 the day:
One square minesweeper:
https://onesquareminesweeper.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
December 14, 2023
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
-- Erma Bombeck
Website 4 the day:
Write upside down:
http://www.fliptext.org/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
December 14, 2023
I lost my job as a masseuse because I rub people the wrong way.
Website 4 the day:
Scale of the universe:
https://htwins.net/scale2/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
December 14, 2023
If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.
-- Muhammad Ali
Website 4 the day:
Lego modeling:
https://www.mecabricks.com/en/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy
December 14, 2023
God gave us our relatives; thank god we can choose our friends.
-- Ethel Mumford
Website 4 the day:
Nailing jelly to a wall:
https://greem.co.uk/otherbits/jelly.html
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Philosophy
December 14, 2023
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
-- Lemony Snicket
Website 4 the day:
Jigsaw puzzles:
https://www.dailyjigsawpuzzles.net/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
December 14, 2023
In all the thousands of times I have asked other people for advice, I never yet got the advice I wanted.
-- Wilkie Collins
Website 4 the day:
Watch grass grow:
https://www.watching-grass-grow.com/
Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor
