In the beginning ...

December 13, 2023
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and is widely considered a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Connect with top-rated designers:
https://dribbble.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

An inferiority complex

December 13, 2023
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Color palettes for design:
https://colorhunt.co/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Vegetarians

December 13, 2023
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Ambient music and police radio:
http://youarelistening.to/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

It's wrong!

December 13, 2023
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Tagpro game:
https://koalabeast.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

If defrocked, then ...

December 13, 2023
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Running dogs:
https://www.omfgdogs.com/#

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Played a blank tape

December 13, 2023
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Build a Lost In Space robot:
https://www.b9robotbuildersclub.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

My salads are dry

December 7, 2023
My wife says my salads are on the "dry" side. It is something that needs addressing.

Website 4 the day:
Claude 2 AI API:
https://www.kdnuggets.com/getting-started-with-claude-2-api

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

It's a small world

December 7, 2023
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Search world data:
https://worlddata.ai/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

70 MPH

December 7, 2023
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long.”
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
AI-generated images:
https://civitai.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Half of all car accidents

December 7, 2023
Someone told me half of all car accidents happen within a mile of your house. So I moved.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Monospace font:
https://monaspace.githubnext.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 
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