The Indy 500

December 7, 2023
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Find a random Amazon product or gift:
https://randomicle.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Drugs

December 7, 2023
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Download files:
https://www.downloadcrew.com/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

The switch

December 7, 2023
When I first moved into my house, there was a switch on the wall that didn't control the lights or anything. I'd just flick it up and down every once in a while. Then about a month later, I got a letter from a woman in Germany, saying, 'Cut it out.'
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Generative AI for beginners:
https://github.com/microsoft/generative-ai-for-beginners

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Linux in space

December 7, 2023
Astronauts use Linux because you can't have Windows in space.

Website 4 the day:
Generative AI fundamentals:
https://www.databricks.com/resources/learn/training/generative-ai-fundamentals

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Eagles may soar

December 7, 2023
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Introduction to Generative AI:
https://www.cloudskillsboost.google/paths/118

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

In the grocery store

December 7, 2023
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies.” So I did.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Generative AI with Large Language Models:
https://www.coursera.org/learn/generative-ai-with-llms

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

When I turned two

December 7, 2023
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Generative AI for everyone:
https://www.coursera.org/learn/generative-ai-for-everyone

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Almost a girlfriend

December 7, 2023
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
How to write Python code:
https://www.kdnuggets.com/how-to-write-efficient-python-code-a-tutorial-for-beginners

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Boycott shampoo!

December 7, 2023
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
AI video:
https://stability.ai/news/stable-video-diffusion-open-ai-video-model

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 

Everything is coming your way

December 7, 2023
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Talk to Jesus:
https://textwith.me/jesus/

Posted by Ira Chayut. Posted In : Humor 

 
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