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Storing cash

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 
A snowman stores his cash in a snowbank.

Website 4 the day:
Five SQL cheatsheets:
https://www.kdnuggets.com/5-super-helpful-sql-cheat-sheets-you-cant-miss

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Make a girl say, 'Yes'

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 
I know how to make a girl say, 'Yes.' I ask her, 'Am I bothering you?'
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Large numbers:
https://googology.fandom.com/wiki/Googology_Wiki

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All I know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 
Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Stanford encyclopedia of philosophy:
https://plato.stanford.edu/

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Is this milk fresh?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Reverse image search:
https://reverse.photos/

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God gets stoned

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so — look at the platypus.
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
Positive news:
https://brightside.me/

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A new perfume

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 
I’m wearing a new perfume that I should recommend to the women in the audience; it’s called ‘Tester.’
-- Carol Leifer

Website 4 the day:
Audio editor:
https://ardour.org/

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No happy ending

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 
There’s no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail or else you run out.
-- Sam Kinison

Website 4 the day:
AI climate news:
https://climategpt.ai/

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A revolving chair

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 

My wife hated the revolving chair I bought. Eventually, she came around.

Website 4 the day:
Eight ChatGPT features:
https://www.howtogeek.com/chatgpt-features-you-didnt-know-about/

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A house divided

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Philosophy 
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Build an online presence:
https://60sec.site/

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I love to work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Philosophy 
I don't need a job. I don't want a job. But I love to work. And there's a big distinction between the two.
-- Bryan Cranston

Website 4 the day:
Robocalls:
https://topclassactions.com/lawsuit-settlements/investigations/cell-phone-wrong-number-robocalls-could-be-worth-500-1500-per-violation-of-the-federal-tcpa/

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A bad reputation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 
My bad reputation's made me a damned good living. 
-- Tonyha Tucker

Website 4 the day:
Flightless birds:
https://www.aiweirdness.com/learn-the-birds

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All I know is rejection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 
I'll tell ya, my whole life, All I know is rejection. When I was a kid, my yo-yo: it never came back.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Generate a favicon from an image:
https://www.degraeve.com/favicon/

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Skydiving

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 
I don't need a parachute to skydive. I just need a parachute to skydive twice.
-- Billy Connolly

Website 4 the day:
Search and copy emojis and emoticons:
https://degraeve.com/emoji-smiley-copy-paste.php

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A hairstylist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024, In : Humor 
I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Word search generator:
https://www.degraeve.com/puzzles/free-word-search-maker.php

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Orthopedic shoes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 15, 2024, In : Humor 
I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.

Website 4 the day:
The nicest place on the internet:
https://thenicestplace.net/

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Achieve the impossible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 15, 2024, In : Philosophy 
The only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it is possible.
-- Charles Kingsleigh

Website 4 the day:
Sudoku generator:
https://www.degraeve.com/puzzles/free-easy-sudoku-generator.php

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Success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 15, 2024, In : Philosophy 
Success is not the absence of failure; it's the persistence through failure.
-- Aisha Tyler

Website 4 the day:
Free business cards:
https://degraeve.com/business-cards/

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The biggest risk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 15, 2024, In : Philosophy 
The biggest risk is not taking any risk.
-- Mark Zuckerberg

Website 4 the day:
Convert an image to text:
https://degraeve.com/img2txt.php

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Be better

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 15, 2024, In : Philosophy 
The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday.
-- Matty Mullins

Website 4 the day:
Failed products and services:
https://museumoffailure.com/

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The greatest wealth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 15, 2024, In : Philosophy 
The greatest wealth is to live content with little.
-- Plato

Website 4 the day:
AI-generated illustrations:
https://www.kittl.com/

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Wisdom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 15, 2024, In : Humor 
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
-- Socrates

Website 4 the day:
System information software:
https://www.cpuid.com/softwares/cpu-z.html

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Willing to kill

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 14, 2024, In : Humor 
I would kill for the Nobel Peace Prize!

Website 4 the day:
Generative AI course:
https://www.cloudskillsboost.google/paths/183/course_templates/723

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Waiting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 14, 2024, In : Philosophy 
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
-- Vivian Greene

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AI models:
https://cloud.google.com/model-garden

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The greatest pleasure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 14, 2024, In : Humor 
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
-- Walter Bagehot

Website 4 the day:
What day is it?
https://www.daysoftheyear.com/today/

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The best revenge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 14, 2024, In : Philosophy 
The best revenge is massive success.
-- Frank Sinatra

Website 4 the day:
Wind power for your home:
https://windexchange.energy.gov/markets/residential

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The secret

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 14, 2024, In : Philosophy 
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Dizzying GIFs:
https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2024/01/etienne-jacob-gifs/

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Tomorrow's realization

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 14, 2024, In : Philosophy 
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

Website 4 the day:
Side-by-side comparison of the news:
https://newscompare.com/

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Clock watching

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 14, 2024, In : Philosophy 
Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
-- Sam Levenson

Website 4 the day:
About drugs:
https://www.drugs.com/

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A cow gives birth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 13, 2024, In : Humor 
Is a cow that just gave birth decaffeinated?

Website 4 the day:
Create flashcards:
https://knowt.com/

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Life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 13, 2024, In : Philosophy 
Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.
-- Charles R. Swindoll

Website 4 the day:
Plot a route:
https://routexl.com/

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The future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 13, 2024, In : Philosophy 
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

Website 4 the day:
Fan run archive:
https://archiveofourown.org/

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The key

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 13, 2024, In : Philosophy 
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.
-- Albert Schweitzer

Website 4 the day:
Free courses at Saylor Academy:
https://www.saylor.org/

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Do great work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 13, 2024, In : Philosophy 
The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
-- Steve Jobs

Website 4 the day:
About cheese:
https://www.cheese.com/

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Every generation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 13, 2024, In : Philosophy 
Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.
-- George Orwell

Website 4 the day:
Find cheap flights, cars, and hotels:
https://www.skyscanner.com/

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Above the law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 13, 2024, In : Philosophy 
No matter how rich or powerful you pretend to be, no one is above the law.
-- Letitia James

Website 4 the day:
Forge of Empires online game:
https://us-play.forgeofempires.com/

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Circumference of a pumpkin

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024, In : Humor 
The circumference of a pumpkin divided by its diameter equals pumpkin pi.

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Chill out:
http://www.chillouts.com/relax.asp

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Hell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024, In : Philosophy 
Hell is other people.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre

Website 4 the day:
Make a forest:
http://www.slightlyinteresting.com/forest/treesgl.asp

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Sometimes/often/always

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024, In : Philosophy 
Cure sometimes, treat often, comfort always.
-- Hippocrates

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Earthquake prediction:
http://www.earthquakeprediction.com/

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Born free

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024, In : Philosophy 
Man was born free, and he is everywhere in chains. 
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Your Starbucks name:
https://whatsmystarbucksname.com/

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No man's knowledge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024, In : Philosophy 
No man's knowledge here can go beyond his experience
-- John Locke

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Scans of sandwiches:
https://scanwiches.com/

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When laws are necessary

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024, In : Philosophy 
As soon as laws are necessary for men, they are no longer fit for freedom.
-- Pythagoras

Website 4 the day:
A falling guy:
https://fallingguy.com/

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In the twenty-first century

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024, In : Philosophy 
In the twenty-first century, the robot will take the place which slave labor occupied in ancient civilization. http://t4td.com
-- Nikola Tesla

Website 4 the day:
Build and test web programs:
https://codepen.io/

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The dishes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024, In : Humor 
The dishes are looking at me dirty again.

Website 4 the day:
Host and share a web project:
https://tiiny.host/

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One person

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024, In : Philosophy 
I'd like to see one person - just one - who would own up to having been a coward. 
-- Edith Piaf

Website 4 the day:
Convert a web program into an app:
https://www.webintoapp.com/

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Read a person

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024, In : Philosophy 
You can always read a person by what comes out his mouth.
-- Rod Wave

Website 4 the day:
Absurd patents:
https://www.brandon-valorisation.com/en/absurd-or-quirky-patents-brandons-selection/

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The greatest achievements

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024, In : Philosophy 
The greatest achievements of the human mind are generally received with distrust.
--Arthur Schopenhauer

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Answers:
https://www.answerbag.com/

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Memory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024, In : Philosophy 
Memory is the mother of all wisdom.
-- Aeschylus 

Website 4 the day:
Abandoned man-made creations:
http://www.artificialowl.net/

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A fight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024, In : Humor 
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Space videos:
https://videos.space.com/

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A diplomat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024, In : Humor 
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-- Robert Frost

Website 4 the day:
Generative AI courses:
https://cloud.google.com/blog/topics/training-certifications/new-google-cloud-generative-ai-training-resources

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Kidnapped by mimes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Humor 
I was kidnapped by mimes, and they did unspeakable things to me.

Website 4 the day: 
Linux software:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/best-linux-software

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I do not seek

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Philosophy 
I do not seek. I find.
-- Pablo Picasso

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OECD data explorer:
https://data-explorer.oecd.org/

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Happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Humor 
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
-- Ingrid Bergman

Website 4 the day:
Free PDF tools:
https://www.pdfzorro.com/

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Stand the heat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Philosophy 
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
-- Harry Truman

Website 4 the day:
Addictive exploring:
https://www.darkroastedblend.com/

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Will attend second

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Humor 
Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
Science blogs:
https://scienceblogs.com/

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A new play

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Humor 
I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play. Bring a friend — if you have one.
-- George Bernard Shar

Website 4 the day:
Watch the world change:
https://world.time.com/timelapse/

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A conclusion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Humor 
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.
-- John Adams

Website 4 the day:
This American life:
https://www.thisamericanlife.org/

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What to call a young bird?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Humor 
If a grown turkey is called a gobbler, is a young bird called a goblet?

Website 4 the day:
Fun Linux commands:
https://www.howtogeek.com/fun-linux-commands/

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Americans and the right thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Humor 
Americans will always try to do the right thing — after they've tried everything else.
-- Angus King

Website 4 the day:
A simple game
https://www.foddy.net/2010/10/qwop/

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Hardly make ‘em anymore

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Humor 
They don’t hardly make ‘em like Hubert anymore — but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.
-- Hunter S. Thompson

Website 4 the day:
Protect against misinformation:
https://mentalimmunityproject.org/

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If brains were dynamite

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Humor 
If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
-- Kurt Vonnegut

Website 4 the day:
Data science cheatsheet:
https://github.com/ml874/Data-Science-Cheatsheet/blob/master/data-science-cheatsheet.pdf

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Give them hell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Philosophy 
I don’t give them hell. I give them the truth and they think it’s hell.
-- Harry Truman

Website 4 the day:
US illegals:
https://www.migrationpolicy.org/data/unauthorized-immigrant-population/state/US

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The right answers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Philosophy 
We shall never receive the right answers to our questions unless we ask the right questions.
-- Norbert Wiener

Website 4 the day:
Online therapy:
https://www.betterhelp.com/

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Keep children home

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024, In : Humor 
The best way to keep children home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere . . .  and let the air out of the tires. 
-- Dorothy Parker

Website 4 the day:
Fin a psychologist:
https://locator.apa.org/

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My grandpa's addiction

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Humor 
My grandpa had an addiction to Viagra and no one is taking it harder than grandma.

Website 4 the day:
Are you paid fairly?
https://www.glassdoor.com/Salaries/index.htm

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I was a drunk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Humor 
I was a drunk, you have to be richer than I was to be an alcoholic.
-- Terry Pratchett

Website 4 the day:
Crossword puzzles:
https://www.boatloadpuzzles.com/playcrossword

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Both my wives

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Humor 
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
-- Patrick Murray

Website 4 the day:
What to read next:
https://www.whatshouldireadnext.com/

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Tabloids

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Humor 
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
Be online without being tracked:
https://duckduckgo.com/

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A filing cabinet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Humor 
A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically.
-- T. H. Thompson

Website 4 the day:
Online drawing:
https://kleki.com/

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A big-screen TV

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Humor 
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.
-- Wendy Liebman

Website 4 the day:
One square minesweeper:
https://onesquareminesweeper.com/

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The odds

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Humor 
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Write upside down:
http://www.fliptext.org/

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My job as a masseuse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Humor 
I lost my job as a masseuse because I rub people the wrong way.

Website 4 the day:
Scale of the universe:
https://htwins.net/scale2/

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If you even dream

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Philosophy 
If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.
-- Muhammad Ali

Website 4 the day:
Lego modeling:
https://www.mecabricks.com/en/

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Our relatives and friends

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Philosophy 
God gave us our relatives; thank god we can choose our friends.
-- Ethel Mumford

Website 4 the day:
Nailing jelly to a wall:
https://greem.co.uk/otherbits/jelly.html

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Everyone should be able

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Humor 
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
-- Lemony Snicket

Website 4 the day:
Jigsaw puzzles:
https://www.dailyjigsawpuzzles.net/

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Asking advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Humor 
In all the thousands of times I have asked other people for advice, I never yet got the advice I wanted.
-- Wilkie Collins

Website 4 the day:
Watch grass grow:
https://www.watching-grass-grow.com/

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Morality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Waste time with a cat:
https://procatinator.com/

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Innocence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023, In : Humor 
I don’t want to repeat my innocence. I want the pleasure of losing it again.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald

Website 4 the day:
Block websites and reclaim free time:
https://getcoldturkey.com/

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Used to race motorcycles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
I used to race motorcycles but gave it up. The motorcycles were faster.

Website 4 the day:
AI-powered resume: 
https://resumegenius.com/

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I come from Des Moines

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
I come from Des Moines. Somebody had to.
-- Bill Bryson

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What to read next:
https://www.whichbook.net/

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Hours passed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
Hours passed, like a kidney stone.
-- T. Kingfisher

Website 4 the day:
Play games:
https://www.miniclip.com/

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How the dress looked

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
The dress looked like it had been sown in a rage and put on in a tempest.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Benchmark your skill:
https://humanbenchmark.com/

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Build a man a fire

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
-- Terry Pratchett

Website 4 the day:
Find a trial for a disease:
https://clinicaltrials.gov/

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When it's time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
When you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Dancing robots:
https://roboboogie.codeclub.org.uk/

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Nobody's perfect

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.
-- Christopher Moore

Website 4 the day:
Virtual piano:
https://virtualpiano.net/https://virtualpiano.net/

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My wife is furious

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
My wife is furious at our neighbor who sunbathes naked in her backyard. Personally, I am on the fence.

Website 4 the day:
Online jigsaw puzzles:
https://www.jigsawplanet.com/

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In the beginning ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and is widely considered a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Connect with top-rated designers:
https://dribbble.com/

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An inferiority complex

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Color palettes for design:
https://colorhunt.co/

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Vegetarians

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Ambient music and police radio:
http://youarelistening.to/

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It's wrong!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Tagpro game:
https://koalabeast.com/

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If defrocked, then ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Running dogs:
https://www.omfgdogs.com/#

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Played a blank tape

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023, In : Humor 
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Build a Lost In Space robot:
https://www.b9robotbuildersclub.com/

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My salads are dry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
My wife says my salads are on the "dry" side. It is something that needs addressing.

Website 4 the day:
Claude 2 AI API:
https://www.kdnuggets.com/getting-started-with-claude-2-api

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It's a small world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Search world data:
https://worlddata.ai/

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70 MPH

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long.”
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
AI-generated images:
https://civitai.com/

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Half of all car accidents

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
Someone told me half of all car accidents happen within a mile of your house. So I moved.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Monospace font:
https://monaspace.githubnext.com/

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The Indy 500

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Find a random Amazon product or gift:
https://randomicle.com/

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Drugs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Download files:
https://www.downloadcrew.com/

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The switch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
When I first moved into my house, there was a switch on the wall that didn't control the lights or anything. I'd just flick it up and down every once in a while. Then about a month later, I got a letter from a woman in Germany, saying, 'Cut it out.'
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Generative AI for beginners:
https://github.com/microsoft/generative-ai-for-beginners

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Linux in space

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
Astronauts use Linux because you can't have Windows in space.

Website 4 the day:
Generative AI fundamentals:
https://www.databricks.com/resources/learn/training/generative-ai-fundamentals

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Eagles may soar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Introduction to Generative AI:
https://www.cloudskillsboost.google/paths/118

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In the grocery store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies.” So I did.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Generative AI with Large Language Models:
https://www.coursera.org/learn/generative-ai-with-llms

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When I turned two

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Generative AI for everyone:
https://www.coursera.org/learn/generative-ai-for-everyone

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Almost a girlfriend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
How to write Python code:
https://www.kdnuggets.com/how-to-write-efficient-python-code-a-tutorial-for-beginners

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Boycott shampoo!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
AI video:
https://stability.ai/news/stable-video-diffusion-open-ai-video-model

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Everything is coming your way

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Talk to Jesus:
https://textwith.me/jesus/

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An arrow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
An arrow with no arrowhead is pointless.

Website 4 the day:
ChatGPT can now see, speak, and listen:
https://openai.com/blog/chatgpt-can-now-see-hear-and-speak

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Change is inevitable

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
Change is inevitable… except from vending machines. 
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Who killed JFK? 
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/who-killed-jfk/id1714611578

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The gene pool

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
JFK facts:
https://jfkfacts.substack.com/

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A bank

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking,” but I don't have that much time.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
3D for everyone:
https://lumalabs.ai/

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How do you tell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Ask anything:
https://www.perplexity.ai/

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The lion and the lamb

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
There may come a time when the lion and the lamb will lie down together, but I am still betting on the lion.
-- Henry Wheeler Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Search research papers:
https://typeset.io/

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Optimism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears that this is true.
-- James Branch Cabell

Website 4 the day:
Music from text:
https://waveformer.replicate.dev/

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i before e

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
i before e except after c disproved by science.

Website 4 the day:
Controllable music generation:
https://huggingface.co/spaces/facebook/MusicGen

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When in doubt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
When in doubt, tell the truth.
-- Samuel Clemens

Website 4 the day:
AI-powered writing tool:
https://textfx.withgoogle.com/

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The truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The truth is the one thing that nobody will believe.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
AI-driven 2D to 3D converter:
https://convert.leiapix.com/

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Mice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The mice voted to bell the cat.
-- Aesop

Website 4 the day:
Bring drawings to life:
https://sketch.metademolab.com/

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Too proud

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
We are too proud to fight.
-- Woodrow Wilson

Website 4 the day:
Free video editor:
https://www.capcut.com/

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Violence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Violence never settles anything.
-- Genghis Khan

Website 4 the day:
Run machine learning models:
v

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Dear Lord

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
Dear Lord, give me chastity and self-restraint . . . but not yet, O Lord, not yet!
-- Saint Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Upscale low-resolution images:
https://www.upscayl.org/#cloud

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The word incorrectly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
The word incorrectly is spelled by every dictionary incorrectly.

Website 4 the day:
Text to image: 
https://ideogram.ai/t/trending

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Vegetarianism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
It is useless for sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion.
-- William Ralph Inge

Website 4 the day:
Words to images:
https://www.bing.com/create

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An honest man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
You can't cheat an honest man. He has to have larceny in his heart in the first place.
-- Claude William Dukenfield

Website 4 the day:
AI-based animation:
https://runwayml.com/

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One of those people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
-- H. H. Munro

Website 4 the day:
Free hosting:
https://freehosting.com/

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Why I work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.
-- H. L. Mencken

Website 4 the day:
Independent, non-partisan news:
https://www.readtangle.com/

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Forgive one's enemies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Humor 
One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged.
-- Heinrich Heine

Website 4 the day:
Cross-platform machine-learning model accelerator:
https://onnxruntime.ai/

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Waking a tiger

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
In waking a tiger, use a long stick.
-- Mao Tse-Tung

Website 4 the day:
The Windows Ubuntu Operating System:
https://www.wubuntu.org/

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A bird didn't study

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
A bird didn't study for the test. He'll just wing it.

Website 4 the day:
Talk to your cat:
https://www.meowtalk.app/

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Whatever you do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Whatever you do, you'll regret it.
-- Allan McLeod Gray

Website 4 the day:
Free GPT-4 (5 questions per 4 hours):
https://www.perplexity.ai/

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The punishment of God

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
I am the punishment of God…If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.
-- Genghis Khan

Website 4 the day:
Free machine learning courses:
https://sea.mashable.com/online-learning/28680/12-of-the-best-machine-learning-courses-you-can-take-online-for-free

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No protection is enough

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
If anyone wants to do it, no amount of protection is enough. All a man needs is a willingness to trade his life for mine.
-- John F. Kennedy

Website 4 the day:
Portable execution:
https://justine.lol/ape.html

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I met a man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away... 
-- Hughes Mearns

Website 4 the day:
Make LinkedIn posts private: 
https://www.ngcareerstrategy.com/how-to-make-your-linkedin-posts-private

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This word

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Yes I've heard this word. I think sociopaths use it in an attempt to discredit the notion of empathy.
-- John Cleese

Website 4 the day:
News from all sides:
https://www.allsides.com/unbiased-balanced-news

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Half-full glass

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
The fastest browser:
https://thorium.rocks/

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A camel with no humps

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey!

Website 4 the day:
Free revolutionary war records:
https://www.familysearch.org/en/info/free-revolutionary-war-records

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Arguing with a person

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.
-- Thomas Paine

Website 4 the day:
AI for local hosts:
https://github.com/zenml-io/zenml

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Who are they?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
When someone shows you who they are the first time, believe them. 
-- Maya Angelou

Website 4 the day:
Summarize PDFs: 
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/claude-ai-can-summarize-text-from-pdfs-for-free-heres-how-to-use-it/ar-AA1izquP

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Golfing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Samuel Clemens

Website 4 the day:
Learn about your system:
https://github.com/dylanaraps/neofetch

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Reality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Reality has a well-known liberal bias.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Generate images using Google:
https://www.makeuseof.com/how-to-generate-ai-images-in-google-search

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Used to play sports

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything.
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Find better deals than Amazon:
https://www.wecultivate.us/

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A massage parlor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Cybercrime help:
https://fightcybercrime.org/

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Every machine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.

Website 4 the day:
AI provides entertainment answers:
https://likewise.com/

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Erotic vs. pornography

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
Erotic is using a feather; pornography is using the entire chicken.
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
Units of measurement:
https://phrontistery.info/unit.html

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Authority

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence.
-- Leonardo da Vinci

Website 4 the day:
Institute for the Study of War:
https://www.understandingwar.org/

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Leadership

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
You do not lead by hitting people over the head -- that's assault, not leadership.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Website 4 the day:
Reasonably secure OS:
https://www.qubes-os.org/

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Politics is not a bad profession

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Speed-read scientific papers:
https://www.semanticscholar.org/product/semantic-reader

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A fanatic

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
Free oracle cloud:
https://www.oracle.com/cloud/free/

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A nice night

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
What a nice night for an evening.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
How to install Linux:
https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/linux/install

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Ex-Lax inventor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
The inventor of Ex-Lax started a movement.

Website 4 the day:
Mexican recipes:
https://www.rickbayless.com/recipe-category/tacos-and-tostadas/

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Kitten trouble

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
The trouble with a kitten is that, eventually, it becomes a cat.
-- Ogden Nash

Website 4 the day:
Movie news:
https://www.inverse.com/

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Detergents

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains. A pretty violent image there. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with blood stains all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
AI images that pay:
https://limewire.com/

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Spot remover

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I poured spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Remove yourself from data brokers:
https://permissionslipcr.com/

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Indifference to public affairs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.
-- Plato

Website 4 the day:
Commercial Tesla turbines:
https://www.testurenergy.com/

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A greatest joy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 4, 2023, In : Philosophy 
A man’s greatest joy is crushing his enemies.
-- Genghis Khan

Website 4 the day:
Search engine for vintage computers:
http://frogfind.com/

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Busted a mirror

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 3, 2023, In : Humor 
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
American politics:
https://ballotpedia.org/Main_Page

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Chicken salad

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I made a chicken salad last night. Apparently, they prefer grain.

Website 4 the day:
Build web apps:
https://reflex.dev/

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Erase the past

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present. 
-- Golda Meir

Website 4 the day:
Audio generative AI: 
https://ai.meta.com/blog/audiocraft-musicgen-audiogen-encodec-generative-ai-audio/

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The past

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The past cannot be cured.
-- Queen Elizabeth I

Website 4 the day:
Generate AI sound samples for free:
https://samplab.com/text-to-sample

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Delay

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
You may delay, but time will not.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Fight Flash Fraud:
https://fight-flash-fraud.readthedocs.io/en/stable/

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Amnesia and deja vu

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time ... I think I've forgotten this before.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
AI-assisted presentation:
https://gamma.app/

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Words of our enemies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.

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AI-assisted presentation:
https://www.slidesai.io/

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Heart and soul

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process.
-- Vincent Van Gogh

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AI-assisted presentation:
https://tome.app/

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Water bill

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 

My neighbor couldn't afford his water bill, so I got him a get well soon card.

Website 4 the day:
AI_assisted presentation:
https://www.presentations.ai/

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You sleep good?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' 
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Magic for beginners: 
https://www.thesprucecrafts.com/magic-card-tricks-for-beginners-2267073

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A poem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery

Website 4 the day:
Easy magic tricks:
https://www.thesprucecrafts.com/magic-card-tricks-for-beginners-2267073

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Easier

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.
-- Frederick Douglas

Website 4 the day:
Magic tricks for kids:
https://www.care.com/c/easy-magic-tricks-for-kids/

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Change

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.
-- Maya Angelou

Website 4 the day:
Watch movies for free:
https://www.yidio.com/movies

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Everything has beauty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
-- Confucius

Website 4 the day:
Password recovery:
https://hashcat.net/hashcat/

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Life is what happens

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.
-- John Lennon

Website 4 the day:
Marketing data, graphics, and analyses:
https://www.marketingcharts.com/

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The paint store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I went to the paint store to get thinner. It didn't work.

Website 4 the day:
AI-generated images:
https://www.fotor.com/images/create

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A penny for your thoughts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
AI-generated images:
https://picsart.com/ai-image-generator

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Don't have time to do it right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?
-- John Wooden

Website 4 the day:
Windows terminal emulator:
https://conemu.github.io/

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Act of kindness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
-- Aesop

Website 4 the day:
Free music:
https://freepd.com/

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Instant coffee in a microwave

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. 
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
HDD/SDD: utility: 
https://crystalmark.info/en/software/crystaldiskinfo/

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Escape the responsibility

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Simple disk benchmark:
https://crystalmark.info/en/software/crystaldiskmark/

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Experience

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Experience is one time you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Find Windows devices and information:
https://devicehunt.com/

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Putting the cat out

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I was asked to put the cat out but didn’t know it was on fire.

Website 4 the day:
Women travel with verified local women:
https://www.greether.com/

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Opportunities

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them.
-- William Arthur Ward

Website 4 the day:
Earthquake monitor:
https://www.allquakes.com/earthquake-monitor.html

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Knowledge vs. wisdom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
-- Alfred Lord Tennyson

Website 4 the day:
Repair Windows:
https://windows-repair-toolbox.com/

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A shade tree

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.
-- Warren Buffett

Website 4 the day:
Tweak Windows:
https://www.tweaking.com/

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A sand box

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. 
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Magical video editing: 
https://magic-edit.github.io/

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The fury

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Be the fury of a patient man.
-- John Dryden

Website 4 the day:
Encrypt Gmail messages:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/send-confidential-emails-gmail

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Happenings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen. 
-- Michael Jordan

Website 4 the day:
Forth on a TRX-80: X32 
https://www.my-trs-80.com/#!runFile=xHNZeLu3X6tLVA4FoE

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A vanilla soy latte

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
A vanilla soy latte is a type of 3-bean soup.

Website 4 the day:
Python code to speak with chatbots:
https://github.com/minimaxir/simpleaichat

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Can't convince

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman

Website 4 the day:
Generative AI speech synthesis:
https://elevenlabs.io/

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Life is simple

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
-- Confucius

Website 4 the day:
Kid-friendly AI chatbot:
https://www.pinwheel.com/gpt

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Toward the sunshine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you.
-- Walt Whitman

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AI photo enhancer:
https://www.myheritage.com/reimagine

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Hang together

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
We must, indeed, all hang together or, most assuredly, we shall all hang separately.
-- Benjamin Franklin

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Programmers 2D modeling:
https://openscad.org/

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No fool

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.
-- Jim Elliot

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PDF tasks made easy:
https://www.pdfgear.com/

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Thinking about a thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you'll never get it done..
-- Bruce Lee

Website 4 the day:
Log in with a USB stick:
https://usblogon.quadsoft.org/en/

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Incontinence hotline

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I called the incontinence hotline, and they asked me to hold.

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AI-generated images: 
https://ideogram.ai/

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Walking down the street

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
-- Steven Wright

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Storytelling and presentation:
https://tome.app/

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Eliminate the impossible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable,must be the truth.
-- Arthur Conan Dyle

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UnGoogled Chromium:
https://github.com/ungoogled-software/ungoogled-chromium

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The new day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

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Find vegan food:
https://www.happycow.net/

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Investment in knowledge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.
-- Benjamin Franklin

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Still more vegan recipes:
https://woonheng.com/

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Somewhere else

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
-- E. B. White

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More vegan recipes:
https://heartofabaker.com/

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The reward

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The reward for work well done is the opportunity to do more.
-- Jonas Salk

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Vegan recipes:
https://www.rabbitandwolves.com/

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Bacon and eggs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
Bacon and eggs go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve breakfast here."

Website 4 the day:
DNS lookup:
https://mxtoolbox.com/DnsLookup.aspx

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Youth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw

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Compress MP4's:
https://www.veed.io/new

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Batteries

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Windows control center:
https://www.kls-soft.com/wscc/

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Accomplishments

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry S. Truman

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Free AI stock images:
https://www.stockai.com/

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Drive-in banks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.
-- E. Joseph Cossman

Website 4 the day:
See somewhere in the world:
https://www.window-swap.com/Window

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I'm happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
I'm happy to report that my inner child is still ageless.
-- James Broughton

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Odd stories:
https://www.oddee.com/

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A general store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Send a message to your future self:
https://www.futureme.org/letters/new

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Embracing mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes, so she hugged me.

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Anonymous company reviews:
https://www.teamblind.com/

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Luxuries and necessities

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright

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Emoji kitchen:
https://emoji.supply/kitchen/

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GM vs. computers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG.
-- Bill Gates

Website 4 the day:
Free online courses from Raspberry Pi Foundation: 
https://www.edx.org/school/raspberrypifoundation

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Be happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.
-- Abraham Lincoln

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Free ebooks:
https://www.feedbooks.com/

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The teacher

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Experience is the teacher of all things.
-- Julius Caesar

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Diagram from anywhere:
https://nulab.com/cacoo/

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Life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser
-- John W., Gardner

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DuckDB database:
https://motherduck.com/

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Shouldn't work out

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023, In : Humor 
My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, "All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you."
-- Steven Wright

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AI artwork:
https://www.bluewillow.ai/

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Procrastination

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Humor 
My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate. I told them, “Just you wait!”

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Open medical reports:
https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamanetworkopen

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Why coffee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Humor 
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
-- Lewis Black

Website 4 the day:
Criterion testing framework:
https://criterion.readthedocs.io/en/master/

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When to laugh

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
A good time to laugh is any time you can.
-- Linda Ellerbee

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Free TV stations and movies:
https://localnow.com/

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A good laugh

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
A good laugh is a mighty good thing, a rather too scarce a good thing.
-- Herman Melville

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Chat with an image:
https://www.chooch.com/imagechat/

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The destination

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
I made up my mind not to care so much about the destination, and simply enjoy the journey.
-- David Archuleta

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Adobe photo editor:
https://www.adobe.com/products/photoshop-express.html

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Today!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Each morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most.
-- Buddha

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Adobe drawing and painting:
https://www.adobe.com/products/fresco.html

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Today, tomorrow, and yesterday

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Live for today, hope for tomorrow. And forget about yesterday.
--Grant Ngobean

Website 4 the day:
Microsoft Journal:
https://apps.microsoft.com/store/detail/microsoft-journal/9N318R854RHH

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Into the cistern

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
Why did the man fall into the cistern? He couldn’t see that well.

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Microsoft font maker:
https://apps.microsoft.com/store/detail/microsoft-font-maker/9N9209F8S3VC

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Why wait?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
If you spend your whole life waiting for the storm, you'll never enjoy the sunshine.
-- Morris West

Website 4 the day:
Free circuit simulator:
http://qucsstudio.de/

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Unplug

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes...including you.
-- Anne Lamott

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Free player and recorder:
https://audials.com/en/apps/audials-play-windows

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In this age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
In this age of getting what you want and getting it now, the simple pleasure of browsing is often forgotten.
-- Tom Hodgkinson

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Free taskbar customizer: 
https://www.ashampoo.com/en-us/taskbar-customizer

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Who is rich?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
That man is rich whose pleasures are the cheapest.
-- Hanry David Thoreau

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Free audio recorder: 
https://www.ashampoo.com/en-us/audio-recorder-free

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The great science

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The great science to live happily is to live in the present.
-- Pythagoras

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Free photo anonymizer:  
https://www.ascompsoftware.com/en/products/photoanonymizer

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Saddest summary

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions: could have, might have, and should have.
-- Louis E. Boone

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Free alarm/timer for Windows:
https://www.ascompsoftware.com/en/products/concenturio/

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Fisherman to magician

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Humor 
What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod.”

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Free video converter:
https://www.aiseesoft.com/mac-media-player-for-free

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A big canvas

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint you can on it.
-- Danny Kaye

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Free media player:
https://www.aiseesoft.com/mac-media-player-for-free

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Seeking storms

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Stop seeking out the storms and enjoy more fully the sunlight.
-- Gordon B. Hinckley

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Boot multiple operating systems: 
https://netboot.xyz/

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The secret of life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time.
-- James Taylor

Website 4 the day:
Windows tools on a USB:
https://medicatusb.com/

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Happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Happiness is a choice, a repetitive one.
-- Akilnathan Logeswaran

Website 4 the day:
WizTree faster than WinDirStat:
https://diskanalyzer.com/

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What to do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Do anything, but let it produce joy.
-- Walt Whitman

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Wintoys:
https://apps.microsoft.com/store/detail/wintoys/9P8LTPGCBZXD

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Waiting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness.
-- Abhysheq Shukla

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Stripboard designer:
https://diy-fever.com/software/diylc/

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Bus station vs. lobster

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Humor 
What's the difference between an old public transit stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean. 

Website 4 the day:
AI-generated images:
https://stability.ai/blog/sdxl-09-stable-diffusion


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Insomnia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Humor 
His insomnia was so bad that he could not sleep during office hours.
-- Arthur Baer

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Typing metrics:
https://monkeytype.com/

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Customers are like teeth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Customers are like teeth. Ignore them and they'll go away.
-- Jerry Flanagan

Website 4 the day:
Free on Craigslist:
https://www.prospector.cz/

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My sales objective

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
My sales objective is to get my prospects to look at my products the same way I look at bacon.
-- Kurt Mortensen

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Android apps:
https://www.apkmirror.com/

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Sitting to success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Humor 
The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.
-- Sarah Brown

Website 4 the day:
Load APK files on Windows:
https://apps.microsoft.com/store/detail/wsa-sideloader-apk-installer/9NMFSJB25QJR

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Behind every successful man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Humor 
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
-- Groucho Marx

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Run Androids APKs on Windows: 
https://apps.microsoft.com/store/detail/amazon-appstore/9NJHK44TTKSX

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Most people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
-- Bertrand Russell

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Image forensics:
https://fotoforensics.com/

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He said ... I said

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Humor 
When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up and said, “You missed work yesterday, didn’t you?” I said, “No, not particularly.

Website 4 the day:
Libcurl examples:
https://curl.se/libcurl/c/example.html

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Free speech

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Some people's idea of free speech is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone says anything back, that is an outrage.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
Easy internet access:
https://curl.se/libcurl/c/libcurl-easy.html

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Convincing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't know you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him someone to look down on and he'll empty his pockets for you.
-- Lyndon B. Johnson

Website 4 the day:
Excel formulas: 
https://formulabot.com/

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Accuse the other

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Accuse the other of that which you are guilty.
-- Joseph Goebbels

Website 4 the day:
Build a website with AI with Framer: 
https://www.framer.com/ai

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Winning arguments

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Open-source generative AI:
https://h2o.ai/

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Science

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Planes fly. Cars drive. Computers compute. If you base medicine on science, you cure people. If you base the design of planes on science, they fly. If you base the design of rockets on science, they reach the moon. It works... bitches.
-- Richard Dawkins

Website 4 the day:
Chain Large Language Model requests:
https://github.com/hwchase17/langchain

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Where is your name?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023, In : Philosophy 
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you’re rich. If your name is on your desk, you’re middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you’re poor.
-- Rich Hall

Website 4 the day:
Free Python for ML course:
https://go.coursesfromnick.com/python

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A Gregorian monk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
I wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but I didn't have the chants.

Website 4 the day:
Build PCs with AI:
https://www.flux.ai/p

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Sign of success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
In America, one sure sign of success is the presence of an unnecessary waterfall in a person’s yard.
-- Demetri Martin

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AI writing assistant:
https://www.hyperwriteai.com/

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Incredibly impatient

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
Americans are incredibly impatient. Someone once said that the shortest period of time in America is the time between when the light turns green and when you hear the first horn honk.
-- Jim Rohn

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AI datasets:
https://huggingface.co/

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Doctors and lawyers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov

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Create some sound:
https://www.maxlaumeister.com/tonematrix/

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Incapable of learning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.
-- Oscar Wilde

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Free, fast video interpolation:
https://nmkd.itch.io/flowframes

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One tequila

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
-- George Carlin

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Video interpolation:
https://nmkd.itch.io/flowframes

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A second opinion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

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Reproducible Linux builds:
https://nixos.org/

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My recliner

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
My recliner and I go way back

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Test regex strings:
https://regex101.com/

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The size of the dog in the fight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the dog’s owner – and the distance you are from your car.
-- Demetri Martin

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Project management presentation template:
https://pptmon.com/project-management/

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Scottish cuisine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
-- Mike Myers

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AI writer:
https://writesonic.com/

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Church choir

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
-- Fred Allen

Website 4 the day:
Improve reverse engineering skills:
https://crackmes.one/

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We can disagree

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Philosophy 
We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist.
-- James Baldwin

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Reverse engineering:
https://ghidra-sre.org/

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A goldfish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
Buying your kid a goldfish is a great way to teach them about responsibility for 24-36 hours.
-- Conan O'Brien

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Create 3D animations:
https://mobile-www.deepmotion.com/

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The cure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
-- Dorothy Parker

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AI videos:
https://wave.video/

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Lubrication

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
To find books on lubrication, the librarian directed me to the non-friction section.

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AI videos:
https://invideo.io/

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Laughter

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
-- Lord Byron

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Appreciate clouds:
https://cloudappreciationsociety.org/

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Opportunities

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Weak men wait for opportunities; strong men make them.
-- Orison Swett Marden

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2023 state scorecard:
https://www.commonwealthfund.org/publications/scorecard/2023/jun/2023-scorecard-state-health-system-performance

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If at first you don’t succeed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
-- George Carlin

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Learning with Texts:
https://sourceforge.net/projects/learning-with-texts/

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Breaking rules

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Philosophy 
If you want to break the rules of grammar, first learn the rules of grammar.
-- Kurt Vonnegut

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New monospaced font:
https://dtinth.github.io/comic-mono-font/

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If at first you don’t succeed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Philosophy 
If at first you don’t succeed, try hard work.
-- William Feather

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Web scraper:
https://www.parsehub.com/

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To rise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Philosophy 
In order to rise From its own ashes A phoenix First Must Burn.
-- Octavia Butler

Website 4 the day:
Engineer's Mini Notebook:
https://archive.org/details/electronics_-_Forrest_Mims-engineers_mini-notebook_555_timer_circuits_radio_sha

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On my shopping list

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
I put ketchup on my shopping list, and now I can't read it.

Website 4 the day:
Build the web you want:
https://astro.build/

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When?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Philosophy 
When was the last time you did something for the first time?
-- John C. Maxwell

Website 4 the day:
Orca challenger to ChatGPT:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2306.02707.pdf

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How to win

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Philosophy 
You can’t win unless you first begin. So start now.
-- Robin S. Sharma

Website 4 the day:
Microsoft wallpapers:
https://wallpapers.microsoft.design/

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The successful man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with his business before his competitors do.
-- Roy L. Smith

Website 4 the day:
AI-generated voice:
https://murf.ai/

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Monday

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
-- Steven Wright

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AI art images:
https://prompthero.com/

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A successful man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Philosophy 
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.
-- David Brinkley

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Instagram AI automation:
https://www.socialstudio.ai/

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Never try to teach a pig to sing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, In : Humor 
Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

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Bitwarden password manager:
https://bitwarden.com/

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My dream job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
My dream job is getting paid to sleep.

Website 4 the day:
Visual design of images:
https://www.cutout.pro/

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The best things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive.
-- Coco Chanel

Website 4 the day:
Phone lookup
https://www.numlookup.com/

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A 4 letter word

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!
-- Jeffrey Gitomer

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AI image generation:
https://stablediffusionweb.com/

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Out of order

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.
-- Joe Girard

Website 4 the day:
GPT3 alternative to ChatGPT:
https://beta.openai.com/playground

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Lost time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Lost time is never found again.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Work-life law:

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Don't ask

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
A bore is the kind of man who, when you ask him how he is, he tells you.
-- Channing Pollock

Website 4 the day:
Free partition manager:
https://gparted.org/

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Care about the world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Ringtones:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/free-ringtones-that-sound-like-real-phones/

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Broken can opener

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
My can opener broke. Now it's a can't opener.

Website 4 the day:
Make a logo and a website:
https://myraah.io/

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Sober vs. drunk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
-- Ernest Hemingway

Website 4 the day:
Text to an image:
https://replicate.com/pixray/text2image

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When you're 80

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
By the time you’re 80 years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Text to image:
https://deepai.org/machine-learning-model/text2img

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Just don't ask

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Serverless web hosting:
https://www.drv.tw/

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Sanity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.
-- Rita Mae Brown

Website 4 the day:
AI images:
https://dreamstudio.ai/

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Man's best friend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
-- Doug Larson

Website 4 the day:
Text to speech:
https://bigspeak.ai/

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Talking dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one.
-- Andrew A. Rooney

Website 4 the day:
Free screenshot tool:
https://getsharex.com/

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Automatic doors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
I can't handle automatic doors.

Website 4 the day:
Eliza AI therapy:
https://web.njit.edu/~ronkowit/eliza.html

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2 travel classes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
There are two classes of travel—first class and with children.
-- Robert Benchley

Website 4 the day:
Archii AI therapy:
https://em.archii.io/login

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Kind to your children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.
-- Dennis Miller

Website 4 the day:
Transcribe and search voice conversations:
https://fireflies.ai/

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Criticize your spouse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
Never criticize your spouse’s faults; if it weren’t for them, your mate might have found someone better than you.
-- Jay Trachman

Website 4 the day:
Use Chatgpt inside Excel:
https://numerous.ai/

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Genuine courage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.
-- Douglas Coupland

Website 4 the day:
Block websites on Chrome:
https://blocksite.co/

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Fall in love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Philosophy 
When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Maker shops near you:
https://makerbook.io/

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Every morning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
DarkBERT: A Language Model for the Dark Internet:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2305.08596.pdf

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Won't work with compost

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
I refused to work with compost because it is degrading.

Website 4 the day:
Redesign your room:
https://www.roomgpt.io/

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At my age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.
-- Betty White

Website 4 the day:
Tenet hacks:
telnet telehack.com

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Don’t wait

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Don’t wait for opportunity. Create it. 
-- George Bernard Shaw  

Website 4 the day:
Identify birds in your backyard: 
https://merlin.allaboutbirds.org/

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The world go round

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
SVG backgrounds:
https://www.svgbackgrounds.com/

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You

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Philosophy 
You are your own soulmate.
-- Rupi Kaur

Website 4 the day:
GPT for all:
https://gpt4all.io/index.html

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It’s not possible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Philosophy 
For every reason that it’s not possible, there are hundreds of people who have faced the same circumstances and succeeded.
-- Jack Canfield

Website 4 the day:
Bypass TPM and Secure Boot Requirements in Windows 11:
https://www.makeuseof.com/rufus-bypass-tpm-secure-boot-requirements-windows-11

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Our future now

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Let us make our future now, and let us make our dreams tomorrow’s reality.
-- Malala Yousafzai

Website 4 the day:
AI assistant:
https://www.anthropic.com/product

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Jailed musicians

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Humor 
Jailed musicians anxiously await their next release.

Website 4 the day:
Lighting displays:
https://xlights.org/

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The grandest vision

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Create the highest, grandest vision possible for your life, because you become what you believe.
-- Oprah Winfrey

Website 4 the day:
Find a protein:
https://www.fpbase.org/

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Happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open.
-- John Barrymore

Website 4 the day:
Cross-platform app development with .Net:
https://dotnet.microsoft.com/en-us/

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Like riding a bicycle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Cross-platform app with no code:
https://www.appypie.com/

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1,440 minutes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Philosophy 
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact. 
-- Les Brown

Website 4 the day:
Cross-platform app development: 
https://ionicframework.com/

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Advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Stay hungry. Stay foolish.
-- Steve Jobs

Website 4 the day:
Virtual Reality of California State parks:
https://www.parks.ca.gov/NewsRelease/1178

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Being a liar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The problem with being a liar is that you never believe anyone else.
-- Chloe Thurlow

Website 4 the day:
Cute QR codes:
https://qrbtf.com/

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An elephant fly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023, In : Humor 
How do you make an elephant fly? You start with a 4-foot zipper.

Website 4 the day:
Social highlighter:
https://glasp.co/

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No stone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Leave no stone unturned.
-- Euripides

Website 4 the day:
Yet another AI:
https://chat.forefront.ai/

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Keep going

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Keep going. Be all in.
-- Bryan Hutchinson

Website 4 the day:
Google docs templates:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/24-google-docs-templates-will-make-life-easier

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Must be pressure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023, In : Philosophy 
No pressure, no diamonds.
-- Thomas Carlyle

Website 4 the day:
Control CPU usage by process:
https://www.donationcoder.com/software/mouser/popular-apps/process-tamer

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Screw it

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Screw it, let’s do it. 
-- Richard Branson

Website 4 the day:
AI-powered task management: 
https://github.com/yoheinakajima/babyagi

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Seek

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Seek the seeker.
-- Ramana Maharshi

Website 4 the day:
The fight against misinformation:
https://www.newsguardtech.com/

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The wisest mind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The wisest mind has something yet to learn.
-- George Santayana

Website 4 the day:
Scalable animations:
https://lottiefiles.com/

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My relationship

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023, In : Humor 
My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks.

Website 4 the day:
Emotional spoilers:
https://www.doesthedogdie.com/

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Each day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Each day provides its own gifts.
-- Marcus Aurelius

Website 4 the day:
Image search:
https://anything.io/everything

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Impossible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023, In : Philosophy 
It always seems impossible until it is done.
-- Nelson Mandela

Website 4 the day:
Autonomous AI agents:
https://agentgpt.reworkd.ai/

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Choose hope

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Once you choose hope, anything’s possible.
-- Christopher Reeve

Website 4 the day:
Build an AI app:
https://ora.sh/

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Start each day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Start each day with a positive thought and a grateful heart.
-- Roy T. Bennett

Website 4 the day:
Automatic AI prompts:
https://autogpt.net/

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A good loser

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023, In : Humor 
Show me a man who is a good loser, and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
-- Jim Murray

Website 4 the day:
Start a business:
https://gumroad.com/

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A funny feeling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 1, 2023, In : Humor 
It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children.
-- Alan Alda

Website 4 the day:
An AI assistant:
https://www.meetcody.ai/

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Electricians

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 1, 2023, In : Humor 
Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.

Website 4 the day:
CatGPT:
https://cat-gpt.com/

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Yardstick Monday

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 1, 2023, In : Humor 
Monday is the yardstick against which all that is unpleasant is measured.
-- Lou Brutus

Website 4 the day:
Jasper for social media:
https://www.jasper.ai/

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Speaking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 1, 2023, In : Humor 
I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.
-- Jane Austen

Website 4 the day:
Build an app:
https://www.bravostudio.app/

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The post office

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 1, 2023, In : Humor 
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
-- Johnny Carson

Website 4 the day:
Build an app:
https://swiftspeedappcreator.com/

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Sarcasm and compassion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 1, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Sarcasm and compassion are two of the qualities that make life on Earth tolerable.
-- Nick Hornby

Website 4 the day:
Center for Public Integrity:
https://publicintegrity.org/

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Center of the universe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 1, 2023, In : Humor 
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it. 
-- Bernard Bailey

Website 4 the day:
Open source for video recording and live streaming: 
https://obsproject.com/

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On your mind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 1, 2023, In : Humor 
What’s on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
-- Fred Allen

Website 4 the day:
Decentralized communication:
https://github.com/balzack/databag

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Skunks in the backyard

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 31, 2023, In : Humor 
Skunks in the backyard are nothing to sniff at.

Website 4 the day:
Wiki software to organize and store information:
https://www.bookstackapp.com/

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Creating man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 31, 2023, In : Humor 
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
AI chat:
https://huggingface.co/

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A parent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 31, 2023, In : Humor 
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine

Website 4 the day:
Prototype and test your design:
https://github.com/KlausSchaefers/quant-ux

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Make a noise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 31, 2023, In : Humor 
If you must make a noise, make it quietly.
-- Oliver Hardy

Website 4 the day:
Find out if someone opens a file, directory or other:
https://canarytokens.org/generate

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The family skeleton

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 31, 2023, In : Humor 
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. 
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Trilium note-taking ap: 
https://github.com/zadam/trilium

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Partly great

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 31, 2023, In : Philosophy 
I’d rather be partly great than entirely useless.
-- Neal Shusterman

Website 4 the day:
Quite OK audio format:
https://qoaformat.org/

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Crisis

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 31, 2023, In : Humor 
A crisis is a terrible thing to waste.
-- Paul Romer

Website 4 the day:
Talk from an AI (type to it):
https://heypi.com/talk

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Measuring puns

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Humor 
To measure puns you need a sighsmograph.

Website 4 the day:
Colorize photos: 
https://palette.fm/

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Whatever you do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Whatever you do, do with all your might.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero

Website 4 the day:
Search the Dark Web with Tor:
http://searx3aolosaf3urwnhpynlhuokqsgz47si4pzz5hvb7uuzyjncl2tid.onion/

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Twice armed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Philosophy 
We are twice armed if we fight with faith.
-- Plato

Website 4 the day:
The Zig language:
https://ziglang.org/

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Hard work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Hard work keeps the wrinkles out of the mind and spirit.
-- Helena Rubinstein

Website 4 the day:
Convert Webp to Png:
https://www.techgenyz.com/2023/01/25/how-to-convert-webp-to-png-for-free/

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Truly happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Philosophy 
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour.
-- Sir James Jean

Website 4 the day:
Free TV:
https://airy.tv/

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Walls

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Every wall is a door.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Website 4 the day:
Remove watermarks:
https://www.watermarkremover.io/

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Live life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Live life to the fullest and focus on the positive.
-- Matt Cameron

Website 4 the day:
Word's transcription tool:
https://www.laptopmag.com/how-to/transcribe-audio-recordings-microsoft-word

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Do not carpet the steps

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Humor 
Told my carpenter not to carpet my steps, and he gave me a blank stair.

Website 4 the day:
Free online college courses:
https://academicearth.org/

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True success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The true success is the person who invented himself.
-- Al Goldstein

Website 4 the day:
Nutrition and supplement information:
https://examine.com/

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Move

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Let him that would move the world first move himself.
-- Socrates

Website 4 the day:
Online game:
https://ncase.itch.io/wbwwb

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Think you can

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Philosophy 
You can if you think you can.
-- George Reeves

Website 4 the day:
Roots tech video library:
https://www.familysearch.org/en/rootstech/library

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Life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Love the life you live. Live the life you love.
-- Bob Marley

Website 4 the day:
Free TV:
https://www.contv.com/

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Make a difference

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Philosophy 
It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Python tutorials:
https://holypython.com/

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Anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Positive anything is better than negative nothing.
-- Elbert Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
Free anonymous email via Mail2Tor (use Tor):
http://mail2torjgmxgexntbrmhvgluavhj7ouul5yar6ylbvjkxwqf6ixkwyd.onion/

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Shared my feelings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Humor 
Shared my feelings with my fish, but he's being koi.

Website 4 the day:
Darknet searches via haystak (use Tor):
http://haystak5njsmn2hqkewecpaxetahtwhsbsa64jom2k22z5afxhnpxfid.onion/

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Success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Success doesn’t just find you. You have to go out and get it.
-- Marva Collins

Website 4 the day:
Free AI:
https://chat.colossalai.org/

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Opportunity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Philosophy 
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Find archived documents:
https://archive.ph/

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Imperfection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Imperfection is a form of freedom.
-- Anh Ngo

Website 4 the day:
Search government archives:
https://aad.archives.gov/aad/

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The past

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The past does not equal the future.
-- Tony Robbins

Website 4 the day:
Image creation with Bing:
https://www.bing.com/create

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No one is perfect

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Philosophy 
No one is perfect -- that’s why pencils have erasers.
– Wolfgang Riebe

Website 4 the day:
Kill errant programs on a PC:
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/download/rkill/

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Success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Success is the child of audacity.
-- Benjamin Disraeli

Website 4 the day:
Over 3,000 free calculators:
https://www.omnicalculator.com/

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Change the world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 5, 2023, In : Philosophy 
People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.
-- Rob Siltanen

Website 4 the day:
Annie, a ChatGPT voice-response system:
(640)-225-5726

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Rulers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 2, 2023, In : Humor 
12-inch rulers are not being made any longer.

Website 4 the day:
Celebrity book recommendations:
https://ultimatebooklist.com/

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You

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 2, 2023, In : Philosophy 
You are your own soulmate.
-- Rupi Kaur

Website 4 the day:
Complete user management:
https://clerk.com/

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Control freak

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 2, 2023, In : Humor 
Does my wife think I’m a control freak? I haven’t decided yet.
-- Stewart Francis

Website 4 the day:
Serverless MySQL platform:
https://planetscale.com/

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The best policy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 2, 2023, In : Humor 
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. 
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Voice AI:
https://beta.elevenlabs.io/Babyagi

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Birthday cake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 2, 2023, In : Humor 
My father drank so heavily, when he blew on the birthday cake he lit the candles.
-- Les Dawson

Website 4 the day:
Check if a website is a scam:
https://www.scamvoid.net/

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Affair of the heart

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 2, 2023, In : Humor 
Don’t talk to me about Valentine’s Day. At my age, an affair of the heart is a bypass.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
3D for everyone:
https://lumalabs.ai/

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My family tree

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 2, 2023, In : Humor 
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
360° worlds: 
https://www.blockadelabs.com/ 

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Animal testing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, In : Humor 
Animal testing is a terrible idea because they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Website 4 the day:
Build Android apps:
https://appsgeyser.com/

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We make ourselves

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, In : Philosophy 
We either make ourselves miserable or make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.
-- Carols Castaneda

Website 4 the day:
Build Android and IOS apps: 
https://www.andromo.com/

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Achieving goals

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, In : Philosophy 
What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.
-- Zig Ziglar

Website 4 the day:
Find your doppleganger: 
https://opengameart.org/

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Success and failure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
What is today?
https://nationaltoday.com/

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Bad and good news

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.
-- Michael Altshuler

Website 4 the day:
Edit screenshots:
https://shots.so/

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Shoot for the moon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.
-- Les Brown

Website 4 the day:
Free barcode generator:
https://barcode.tec-it.com/en/UPCA

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Add insult to injury

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, In : Humor 
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.

Website 4 the day:
High-performance Python compiler:
https://github.com/exaloop/codon

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Get started

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
-- Walt Disney

Website 4 the day:
Image-to-text:
https://capture2text.sourceforge.net/

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Chop your own wood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Chop your own wood and it will warm you twice.
-- Henry Ford

Website 4 the day:
Use the browser as the front end for Python
https://nicegui.io/

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Failure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Failure is success if we learn from it.
-- Malcolm Forbes

Website 4 the day:
Image search:
https://pimeyes.com/en

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The apology

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
-- R. Brault

Website 4 the day:
Free VPN:
https://www.hotspotshield.com/

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One day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, In : Philosophy 
One day the people that don’t even believe in you will tell everyone how they met you.
-- Johnny Depp

Website 4 the day:
Free proxy:
https://www.filterbypass.me/

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Your life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
-- Oprah Winfrey

Website 4 the day:
Years of web page data:
https://commoncrawl.org/

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A wheat field

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, In : Humor 
I looked at a picture of a wheat field. It was grainy.

Website 4 the day:
Windows automation:
https://www.tinytask.net/

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New possibilities

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, In : Philosophy 
When we are open to new possibilities, we find them. Be open and skeptical of everything.
-- Todd Kashdan

Website 4 the day:
Generative storytelling:
https://beta.tome.app/

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Rainbows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
-- Dolly Parton

Website 4 the day:
Extract data from websites:
https://www.browse.ai/

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Success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Success is the sum of small efforts repeated day in and day out.
-- Robert Collier

Website 4 the day:
AI help to find trending content:
https://www.viralviews.co/

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Problems

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
-- Robert H. Schuller

Website 4 the day:
Write Faster With AI:
https://www.compose.ai/

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The good life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The good life is a process, not a state of being. It is a direction, not a destination.
-- Carl Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Find anything you’ve seen, said, or heard: 
https://www.rewind.ai/

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Normality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Normality is a paved road: it’s comfortable to walk but no flowers grow.
-- Vicent van Gogh

Website 4 the day:
Game asset creation:
https://leonardo.ai/

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Killed by wild pigs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 31, 2023, In : Humor 
A friend was killed by wild pigs. He was boared to death.

Website 4 the day:
Tron script to save old PCs
https://www.makeuseof.com/old-windows-pc-usable-tron-script/

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Embrace

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 31, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Embrace the glorious mess that you are.
-- Elizabeth Gilbert

Website 4 the day:
Collaborative tool:
https://www.figma.com/

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Nothing lasts forever

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 31, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Nothing lasts forever but at least we got these memories.
-- J. Cole

Website 4 the day:
Another website checker:
https://www.psafe.com/dfndr-lab/

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Limitations

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 31, 2023, In : Philosophy 
All limitations are self-imposed.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Website 4 the day:
Is a website safe?
https://transparencyreport.google.com/safe-browsing/search

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Plant trees

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 31, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
-- Nelson Henderson

Website 4 the day:
Upscale photos:
https://github.com/upscayl/upscayl

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Meaning of life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 31, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The meaning of life is to give life meaning.
-- Ken Hudgins

Website 4 the day:
Radio for the blind:
https://www.wrbh.org/

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Nothing to lose

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 31, 2023, In : Philosophy 
I have nothing to lose but something to gain.
-- Eminem

Website 4 the day:
Low code app development:
phttps://debuild.app//

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An archaeologist's life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 29, 2023, In : Humor 
An archaeologist's life is in ruins.

Website 4 the day:
Trainable machine:
https://teachablemachine.withgoogle.com/

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Success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 29, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Success is a journey, not a destination.
-- Ben Sweetland

Website 4 the day:
Video production:
https://www.blackmagicdesign.com/products/davinciresolve

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Being happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 29, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Being happy never goes out of style.
-- Lilly Pulitzer

Website 4 the day:
Convert video to JPG:
https://www.onlineconverter.com/video-to-jpg

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What we think

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 29, 2023, In : Philosophy 
What we think, we become.
-- Buddha

Website 4 the day:
Images from video:
https://paulglagla.com/en/imagegrab-2/

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Happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 29, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Happiness depends upon ourselves.
-- Aristotle

Website 4 the day:
Excel formulas:
https://excelformulabot.com/

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Change the world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 29, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Change the world by being yourself.
-- Amy Poehler

Website 4 the day:
Free VPN:
https://atlasvpn.com/free-vpn

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Words fail

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 29, 2023, In : Philosophy 
When words fail, music speaks.
-- William Shakespeare

Website 4 the day:
Bring photos to life:
https://avatarify.ai/

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Delivered by stork

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Humor 
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

Website 4 the day:
N digits of Pi:
https://arxiv.org/ftp/arxiv/papers/2201/2201.12601.pdf

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What you do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
People don't buy what you do, they buy why you do it.
-- Simon Sinek

Website 4 the day:
AI generative storytelling:
https://beta.tome.app/

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Less is more

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Less is more. Keeping it simple takes time and effort.
-- Jeff Bullas

Website 4 the day:
AI video creation:
https://pictory.ai/

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Aim at nothing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
If you aim at nothing, you will hit it every time.
-- Zig Ziglar

Website 4 the day:
AI content creation:
https://runwayml.com/

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Cost of being wrong

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The cost of being wrong is less than the cost of doing nothing.
-- Seth Godin

Website 4 the day:
AI data extraction from any website:
https://www.browse.ai/

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Failure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Failure is an option.
-- Matthew Schwartz

Website 4 the day:
Latest AI tools being tested:
https://huggingface.co/

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Save a boyfriend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Humor 
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
AI tools reviews:
https://www.futuretools.io/

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Why called the Dark Ages

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Humor 
The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.

Website 4 the day:
AI draws an image:
https://instantart.io/

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Everything to everyone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
You can't be everything to everyone, but you can be something to someone.
-- Drew Davis

Website 4 the day:
AI creates stunning art:
https://dreamlike.art/

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Spending money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
People spend money when and where they feel good.
-- Walt Disney

Website 4 the day:
AI art searches:
https://lexica.art/

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Nothing begets creativity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Nothing begets creativity like constraints.
-- Christopher Mims

Website 4 the day:
AI voice changer:
https://voice.ai/

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Creativity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
An essential aspect of creativity is not being afraid to fail.
-- Edwin Land

Website 4 the day:
AI talking humans:
https://www.d-id.com/

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Engaging content

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Engaging content is far more about brains than budget.
-- Ann Handley

Website 4 the day:
AI classifier:
https://platform.openai.com/ai-text-classifier

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What clients want

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Humor 
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby.
-- Tim Williams

Website 4 the day:
AI easier animation:
https://cascadeur.com/

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Walking into a bar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Humor 
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Website 4 the day:
AI tools:
https://www.futuretools.io/

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The difference

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
There is a difference between listening and waiting for your turn to speak.
-- Simon Sinek

Website 4 the day:
Chatsonic AI:
https://writesonic.com/chat

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Evil

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Advertising is only evil when it advertises evil things.
-- David Ogilvy

Website 4 the day:
Name your cat:
https://www.name-generator.org.uk/cat/

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A successful marriage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
-- Mignon McLaughlin

Website 4 the day:
Business names:
https://namify.tech/

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Adventure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The danger of adventure is worth a thousand days of ease and comfort.
-- Paulo Coelho

Website 4 the day:
Useful charts:
https://amp.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/17-useful-guides-that-could-help-you-out/87347684/

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Attribute to malice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Never attribute to malice, that which can be reasonably explained by stupidity.
-- Spider Robinson

Website 4 the day:
Open source photography app: 
https://www.darktable.org/

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Quotes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Humor 
I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Domain benchmark:
https://www.grc.com/dns/benchmark.htm

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A pony with a sore throat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Humor 
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.

Website 4 the day:
Glary utilities:
https://www.glarysoft.com/

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A lot of growing up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Humor 
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
-- Zach Galifianakis

Website 4 the day:
Light-weight screenshots:
https://getgreenshot.org/

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What a family means

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Humor 
Being part of a family means smiling for photos.
-- Harry Morgan

Website 4 the day:
Open source video app:
https://kodi.tv/

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Knowing the ropes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Humor 
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
Open source paint program:
https://krita.org/en/

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Forgiveness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
-- Mahatma Gandhi

Website 4 the day:
Proton VPN:
https://protonvpn.com/

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Chew bubblegum and kick ass

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023, In : Humor 
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
-- Emily Elizabeth Dickinson

Website 4 the day:
Revo uninstaller:
https://www.revouninstaller.com/

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Success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 6, 2023, In : Philosophy 
I attribute my success to this - I never gave or took any excuse.
-- Florence Nightingale

Website 4 the day:
Non-Gnu Linux:
https://chimera-linux.org/

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The strawberry cried

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
The strawberry cried because he was in a jam.

Website 4 the day:
Profile picture generator
https://magicstudio.com/photobooth

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Don't talk about yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
Don't talk about yourself, it will be done when you leave.
-- Wilson Mizner

Website 4 the day:
Make pictures with words:
https://magicstudio.com/imagine

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Why?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
Remove unwanted things:
https://magicstudio.com/magiceraser

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Even Napoleon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Write faster:
https://hyperwriteai.com/

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Have enough sense

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
-- Marilyn vos Savant

Website 4 the day:
Smart copy with AI:
https://snazzy.ai/

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What to do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
After all is said and done, sit down.
-- Bill Copeland

Website 4 the day:
Create a character and talk to it:
http://character.ai

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Never take a solemn oath

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.
-- Norman Douglas

Website 4 the day:
AI creates videos:
https://invideo.io/

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Looking for my watch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
I meant to look for my missing watch but couldn't find the time.

Website 4 the day:
Create resumes with AI:
https://flowcv.com/

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Like an elephant

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.
-- Herb Caen

Website 4 the day:
AI-enabled speech:
https://murf.ai/

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A stationery store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
I saw a stationery store move.
-- Jay London

Website 4 the day:
Make content with AI:
https://runwayml.com/

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Pairs of shoes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
-- Imelda Marcos

Website 4 the day:
Webchatgpt form Chrome:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/webchatgpt/lpfemeioodjbpieminkklglpmhlngfcn

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Stolen

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
-- W. Clement Stone

Website 4 the day:
Duplicate voices with only 3-second samples:
https://valle-demo.github.io/

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Remind me of my age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
-- Stephen Fry

Website 4 the day:
Cross-platform password manager:
https://keepassxc.org/

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Inventing the internet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I was up all night inventing the Camcorder.
-- Al Gore

Website 4 the day:
Encrypt your data:
https://cryptomator.org/

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Eating electrical cords

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
My son has been eating electrical cords, so I grounded him until he conducts himself properly.

Website 4 the day:
Terminal emulator:
https://tabby.sh/

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If two wrongs ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Website 4 the day:
Login aliases:
https://simplelogin.io/

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To be or not to be.

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
To be or not to be. That's not really a question.
-- Jean-Luc Godard

Website 4 the day:
Understanding voice:
https://openassistant.org/wp/

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Memories

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
-- P. G. Wodehouse

Website 4 the day:
Cheaper flights:
https://skiplagged.com/

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I love mankind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
-- Charles M. Schulz

Website 4 the day:
Kodiak - take control of Windows:
https://null-byte.wonderhowto.com/how-to/use-koadic-command-control-remote-access-toolkit-for-windows-post-exploitation-0181742/

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I don't deserve this award

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
-- Jack Benny

Website 4 the day:
Free documentaries:
https://topdocumentaryfilms.com/

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Before ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023, In : Humor 
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Free movies:
https://www.freemoviescinema.com/

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Why skeletons don't trick or treat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023, In : Humor 
Skeletons don't go trick or treating because they have no body to go with.

Website 4 the day:
Make instant music:
https://boomy.com/

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Can't kiss

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023, In : Humor 
I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
-- Bette Davis

Website 4 the day:
Image generation by AI:
https://platform.stability.ai/

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Miami Beach

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023, In : Humor 
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
-- Lenny Bruce

Website 4 the day:
Fast email:
https://superhuman.com/

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Unfortunate

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023, In : Humor 
I have an unfortunate personality.
-- Orson Wells

Website 4 the day:
Free Google search:
https://www.scaleserp.com/

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Not a member

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023, In : Humor 
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
AI playground:
https://playground.ai/

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Can't unsee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023, In : Philosophy 
You can’t make a man unsee what he has seen
-- Bertolt Brecht

Website 4 the day:
Subtitles for movies and shows:
https://subslikescript.com/

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Either, or

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023, In : Humor 
My choice early in lei was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.
-- Harry S. Truman

Website 4 the day:
Pathways to a language model (PaLM):
https://ai.googleblog.com/2022/04/pathways-language-model-palm-scaling-to.html

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When it is a dad joke

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
A joke doesn't become a dad joke until it's full groan.

Website 4 the day:
Custom cursor:
https://custom-cursor.com/

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Lasting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
-- Joey Adams

Website 4 the day:
Voice changer:
https://voicechanger.io/

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Love like a backache

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Connect with anyone:

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Hard work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.
-- Huey Long

Website 4 the day:
Create an AI-generated image:
https://creator.nightcafe.studio/create

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Character spotlight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.
-- Sam Ewing

Website 4 the day:
Scheduling automation:
https://calendly.com/

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Everyday was Friday

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
Why do people say they wish everyday was Friday? If it was always Friday, we’d be here every freakin’ day.
-- Ed Bernard

Website 4 the day:
Stunning websites:
https://nicepage.com/

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An ‘entrepreneur’

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.
-- Ted Turner

Website 4 the day:
The customer is not always right:
https://notalwaysright.com/

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A cow but no milk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?

Website 4 the day:
Plagarism and AI detector:
https://originality.ai/

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Working

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.
-- Phil Pastoret

Website 4 the day:
AI generated text:
https://www.jasper.ai/

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Christmas parties

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
AI generated text:
https://wordhero.co/

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Hard work vs. talent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.
--Tim Notke

Website 4 the day:
Linux cheat sheets:
https://www.makeuseof.com/cheat-sh-access-best-linux-programming-cheatsheets/

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A smiling man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Paraphraser:
https://quillbot.com/

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Lettered people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.
-- Fats Domino

Website 4 the day:
Tour abandoned city hall:
https://www.thetravel.com/tour-abandoned-city-hall-station-by-foot-with-this-guide/

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A job you like

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Website 4 the day:
Contact Amazon:
https://www.androidpolice.com/how-to-contact-amazon-customer-service-phone-email-or-chat/

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Checking out my dog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
The vet is checking out my dog, who swallowed scrabble tiles. No word yet.

Website 4 the day:
Free art:
https://dataconomy.com/2022/12/best-free-ai-art-generators-images-trend/

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Sat its way to success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.
-- Sarah Brown

Website 4 the day:
Websites that track your data:
https://www.saymine.com/

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A friend of the working man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.
-- Clarence Darrow

Website 4 the day:
Sounds to work and relax:
https://www.noisli.com/

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Never achieve its potential

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Philosophy 
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Computer lessons:
https://gohighbrow.com/

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How to succeed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, ‘Make me feel important.' Not only will you succeed in sales, you will succeed in life.
-- Mary Kay Ash

Website 4 the day:
Preview shortened links and redirects:
https://getlinkinfo.com/

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Not the smartest

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Philosophy 
I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

Website 4 the day:
Computer help:
https://www.geeksforgeeks.org/

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A necessity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Philosophy 
Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
-- Pablo Picasso

Website 4 the day:
How much to eat?
https://www.eatthismuch.com/

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Reality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
Reality is the most difficult tea to swallow.

Website 4 the day:
Edible and poisonous mushrooms:
https://www.themanual.com/food-and-drink/types-of-mushrooms-you-can-eat/

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Fail occasionally

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Philosophy 
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Tinnitus cures:
https://www.inverse.com/mind-body/tinnitus-cure

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A howling success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Philosophy 
You never become a howling success by just howling.
-- Bob Harrington

Website 4 the day:
Beautiful graphics:
https://desygner.com/

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The elevator is out of order

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Philosophy 
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.
-- Joe Girard

Website 4 the day:
Can you run it?
https://www.systemrequirementslab.com/cyri

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A million-dollar dream

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Philosophy 
You can't have a million-dollar dream with a minimum wage work ethic.
-- Zig Ziglar

Website 4 the day:
Image modification:
https://www.befunky.com/

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Laughing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.
-- Cullen Hightower

Website 4 the day:
Airline reviews by passengers: 
https://datascalp.com/

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If at first you don’t succeed ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023, In : Humor 
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
AI chatbot:
https://openai.com/blog/chatgpt/

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A car out of spaghetti

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
My girlfriend thought I'd never be able to make a car out of spaghetti… You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!

Website 4 the day:
Antique machines:
https://www.officemuseum.com/

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DeBeers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
DeBeers should change it’s motto to ‘Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!’
-- Ron White

Website 4 the day:
Museum of radiation:
https://www.orau.org/health-physics-museum/

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It is interesting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
I think it is interesting that cologne rhymes with alone
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Create a blob opera:
https://artsandculture.google.com/experiment/blob-opera/AAHWrq360NcGbw?hl=en

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Different taste in jokes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
--George Eliot

Website 4 the day:
Type a lttile and a neural network types more:
https://app.inferkit.com/demo

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Marriage is like mushrooms

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Match the color:
https://color.method.ac/

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Not for everyone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me.
-- Marc Maron

Website 4 the day:
Robots revealed:
https://mattkirkland.com/ursum/

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Fun for the whole family

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
Click the color:
https://s3.mirror.co.uk/click-the-colour-and-not-the-word/index.html

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All my cash

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
I put all my cash into an origami business. But it folded.

Website 4 the day:
Card trick:
https://www.crazycardtrick.com/

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When all else fails

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
When all else fails, there's always delusion.
-- Conan O'Brien

Website 4 the day:
Frogs:
https://froggytime.com/

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Happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman… or a bad woman.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Take me back:
https://takemeback.to/

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Schedule

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
-- Charles Lamb

Website 4 the day:
Morse code translator:
https://morsecode.world/international/translator.html

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Staying young

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
-- Lucille Ball

Website 4 the day:
An AI creates stories:
https://toolbaz.com/writer/ai-story-generator

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Talked about

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Antidepressant drum or a Tolkein character?
https://antidepressantsortolkien.vercel.app/

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People drive you crazy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.
-- Mike Bechtle

Website 4 the day:
Random art:
https://random-ize.com/random-art-gallery/

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Cloning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
A friend said he didn’t understand cloning. I told him that makes two of us.

Website 4 the day:
Rude places on the map:
https://www.vaguelyrudeplacesmap.com/

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Perseverance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Thankfully, perseverance is a great substitute for talent.
-- Steve Martin

Website 4 the day:
Click for random stuff:
https://wwwwwwwww.jodi.org/

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Not enough to succeed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal

Website 4 the day:
Stool analyzer:
https://stoolanalyzer.com/

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To make a long story short ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Humor 
By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.
-- Don Herold

Website 4 the day:
Beat box:
https://adventuremachine.4thfloorcreative.co.uk/adventuremachine/

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Worrying is like ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Synthetic sound:
https://29a.ch/sandbox/2022/simplex-noise-synthwave/

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Failure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.
-- Denis Waitley

Website 4 the day:
Find stuff to watch, read, play, etc.:
https://tastedive.com/

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High heels

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
-- Christopher Morley

Website 4 the day:
End of the internet:

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Turtle communication

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Turtles communicate with each other using shell phones.

Website 4 the day:
Search Tor sites:
http://6pxxjp7l2fervwwxiwr7kkheoed2gch6c2kkpionsjckk2molias2cad.onion/ (have to use Tor)

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The average dog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-- Andy Rooney

Website 4 the day:
List of Tor sites:
http://zqktlwiuavvvqqt4ybvgvi7tyo4hjl5xgfuvpdf6otjiycgwqbym2qad.onion/wiki/index.php/Main_Page (have to use Tor)

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See your money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
-- Sarah Jessica Parker

Website 4 the day:
Search Tor sites:
http://torchdeedp3i2jigzjdmfpn5ttjhthh5wbmda2rr3jvqjg5p77c54dqd.onion/ (have to use Tor)

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Not stupid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!
-- Jamie Lee Curtis

Website 4 the day:
Search Tor sites:
http://haystak5njsmn2hqkewecpaxetahtwhsbsa64jom2k22z5afxhnpxfid.onion/ (have to use Tor)

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Hold onto a glass!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
When I'm in social situations, I always hold onto my glass. It makes me feel comfortable and secure and I don't have to shake hands.
-- Larry David

Website 4 the day:
Search Tor sites:
https://onionlandsearchengine.com/

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Not good at advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
-- Matthew Perry

Website 4 the day:
Search libraries:
https://www.worldcat.org/

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Plastic surgery and sushi

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
-- Graham Norton

Website 4 the day:
Fix Windows:
https://www.xda-developers.com/passfab-fixuwin-windows-10-11-repair/

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Stick shift

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift but I couldn’t find a manual.

Website 4 the day:
3D models:
https://3dmdb.com/

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Alligators

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
-- Adam Sandler

Website 4 the day:
Arc browser:
https://arc.net/

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Truth hurts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.
-- Leslie Nielsen

Website 4 the day:
Fix blurry photos:
https://app.remini.ai/

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What is wrong?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
There’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong.
-- Graham Chapman

Website 4 the day:
Free TV and movies:
https://www.ustvnow.com/

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Advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Plant-based recipes:
https://plantbasedcookingshow.com/

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Shopping season

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
Free books:
https://www.pdfbooksworld.com/

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What my mother said

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022, In : Humor 
My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.
-- Betty White

Website 4 the day:
Google killed these:
https://killedbygoogle.com/

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Flea creation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022, In : Humor 
Scientists have created a flea from scratch.

Website 4 the day:
Ancient history:
https://www.worldhistory.org/

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Accumulating possessions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022, In : Humor 
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Hand-picked movies:
https://mubi.com/

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Food like sex

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022, In : Humor 
Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.
-- Beth McCollister

Website 4 the day:
Songs that Spotify forgot:
https://forgotify.com/

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Why I don't weigh

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022, In : Humor 
I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.
-- Matt Bellassai

Website 4 the day:
The sound of rain:
https://www.rainymood.com/

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Body shamed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022, In : Humor 
I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.
-- Danny Zuker

Website 4 the day:
How a car works:
https://www.howacarworks.com/

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Pigeons

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022, In : Philosophy 
I don’t understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don’t bother no one.
-- Mike Tyson

Website 4 the day:
Bring drawings to life:
https://sketch.metademolab.com/

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Remixed a remix

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022, In : Humor 
I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Play retro games:
https://myemulator.online/

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Not a doctor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022, In : Humor 
I'm not a doctor but I'm losing my patience.

Website 4 the day:
What browsers know:
https://webkay.robinlinus.com/

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A pessimist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022, In : Philosophy 
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
-- Don Marquis

Website 4 the day:
Honest slogans:
https://honestslogans.com/

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Best and worst

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Expect the best, prepare for the worst, capitalize on what comes.
-- Zig Ziglar

Website 4 the day:
Find exercises to target muscle groups:
https://musclewiki.com/

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The difference

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022, In : Philosophy 
The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph!
-- Marvin Phillips

Website 4 the day:
Find stuff to read/listen to/watch:
https://tastedive.com/

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Bad service

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Although your customers won't love you if you give bad service, your competitors will.
-- Kate Zabriski

Website 4 the day:
Conspiracy theories:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conspiracy_theories

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Good vs. great

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022, In : Philosophy 
When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something, they'll tell you.
-- Walter Payton

Website 4 the day:
Sleep cycle calculator:
https://sleepopolis.com/calculators/sleep/

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Like buses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming.
-- Richard Branson

Website 4 the day:
Curated internet:
http://mix.com

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Sleeping attorney

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022, In : Humor 
How does an attorney sleep? First, he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

Website 4 the day:
Documentation of memes:
https://knowyourmeme.com/

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Don't ask customers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new.
-- Steve Jobs

Website 4 the day:
Make Windows faster:
https://github.com/windows-powertool/Powertool

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A lot like failure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Success looks a lot like failure up until the moment you break through the finish line.
-- Dan Waldschmidt

Website 4 the day:
Audio and video editing:
https://www.descript.com/

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Can you do a job?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, “Certainly, I can!” Then get busy and find out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt

Website 4 the day:
Music soundtrack:
https://aiva.ai/

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Like a stamp

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.
-- Josh Billings

Website 4 the day:
Create text with AI:
https://simplified.com/

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Why work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Work to become, not to acquire.
-- Elbert Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
Characters as AI:
https://beta.character.ai/

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Why you get paid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
You don't get paid for the hour. You get paid for the value you bring to the hour.
-- Jim Rohn

Website 4 the day:
What if there was a nuclear strike?
https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

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Aquatic mammals escaped

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022, In : Humor 
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos!

Website 4 the day:
How many people are there?
https://worldpopulationreview.com/

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Don't wait

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
My advice is not to wait to be struck by an idea. If you're a writer, you sit down and damn well decide to have an idea. That's the way to get an idea.
-- Andy Rooney

Website 4 the day:
Image tools:
https://tinywow.com/

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No lotion or potion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
There's no lotion or potion that will make sales faster and easier for you — unless your potion is hard work.
-- Jeffery Gitomer

Website 4 the day:
Set an alarm:
https://kukuklok.com/

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No shortcuts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
-- Beverly Sills

Website 4 the day:
Create and manipulate GIFs:
https://ezgif.com/

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Sweat divdend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get.
-- Ray Kroc

Website 4 the day:
Create mockup screenshots:
https://pika.style/

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People are paid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.
-- Elbert Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
Universal networking library:
https://zeromq.org/

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Never

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
You can never be overdressed or overeducated.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Open source editor:
https://brackets.io/

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Dove chocolate

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022, In : Humor 
Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Website 4 the day:
Compare saving accounts:
https://www.apy.fyi/

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Humor is ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
-- Victor Borge

Website 4 the day:
Band names:
https://www.bandnames.cool/

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Just stand up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022, In : Humor 
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.
-- Dylan Moran

Website 4 the day:
Make an image (was Dalle):
https://www.craiyon.com/

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How to take words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022, In : Philosophy 
You take the words in the sense which is most damaging to the argument.
-- Plato

Website 4 the day:
500 years of women's hairstyles:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wao0_uB4Zw4

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Created equal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022, In : Humor 
All men are equal before fish.
-- Herbert Hoover

Website 4 the day:
Business name generator:
https://namelix.com/

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Don't wear socks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022, In : Philosophy 
When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock. So I stopped wearing socks.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Enlarge images:
https://bigjpg.com/

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Jokes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Jokes are many things. 'Funny' is only one of them.
-- Melinda Chapman

Website 4 the day:
Create professional graphics and pictures:
https://hotpot.ai/

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high-voltage fence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022, In : Humor 
I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my property over the weekend, my neighbor is dead against it.

Website 4 the day:
Make beautiful presentations: 
https://www.beautiful.ai/

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Beginning of civilization

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Civilization begins with distillation.
-- William Faulkner

Website 4 the day:
Add video ending outro:
https://wearenova.ai/outro-video-maker/

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A man should be ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- E.W. Howe

Website 4 the day:
How old are your ears?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYRxqKhNUUA

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Sexy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
-- Mariah Gonzales

Website 4 the day:
Search engine lets you refine your search:
https://www.occamm.com/

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You wonder sometimes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Power Automate for WIndows:
https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/power-automate/desktop-flows/install

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Hollywood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
-- Candice Bergen

Website 4 the day:
A dark room:
https://adarkroom.doublespeakgames.com/

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Crime and rationization

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Philosophy 
No crime is a means to an end. No crime can be rationalized.
-- Compton Gage

Website 4 the day:
Build a 3D website:
https://www.muse.place/

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Missing pills

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large.

Website 4 the day:
Search blogs:
https://blogsurf.io/

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Coffee!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
People don't seem as annoying when I've got coffee.
-- Tommy Cotton

Website 4 the day:
Internet-radio recorder:
https://streamwriter.org/en/

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Offence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
Nothing offended me except for cauliflower and stupidity.
-- Abby Jimenez

Website 4 the day:
Open source video transcoder:
https://handbrake.fr/downloads.php

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So high

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
-- Kinky Friedman

Website 4 the day:
How many parts can you take off a car?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfkMTg4Bh0k

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Admitting ignorance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
"I hate to admit my ignorance," said Nikolai. "It's so much more fun for people to discover it on their own.
-- Leigh Bardugo

Website 4 the day:
Open source TeamViewer alternative:
https://rustdesk.com/

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A loser

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
Yes, I may be a loser, but I'm the best dam loser you'll ever meet.
-- Osamu Dazai

Website 4 the day:
Tools for better thinking: 
https://untools.co/

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Even on mute

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
Even on mute, the news is too loud.
-- Daksh Tyagi

Website 4 the day:
Search historical newspapers:
http://vlib.org/

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By shear coincidence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
By shear coincidence, all these sheep look the same.

Website 4 the day:
Why woodpeckers don't get concussions: 
https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(22)00855-7

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Work is against human nature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired.
-- Michel Tournier

Website 4 the day:
AI enlarges images:
https://imglarger.com/

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Most of management

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.
-- Peter Drucker

Website 4 the day:
Find books from quotes:
https://books.google.com/talktobooks/

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Love is a fire

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
-- Joan Crawford

Website 4 the day:
What is that thing?
https://experiments.withgoogle.com/thing-translator

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Past and the future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare.
-- Lisa Lieberman-Wang

Website 4 the day:
AI companion:
https://replika.com/

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My ability

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
-- Tina Fey

Website 4 the day:
Alternate phrasing:
https://www.wordtune.com/

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When he is wise enough

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022, In : Humor 
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
-- Billy Crystal

Website 4 the day:
Free Windows download manager:
https://www.freedownloadmanager.org/

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Derailments as a train driver

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
I can't remember how many derailments I had as a train driver. It is just so hard to keep track.

Website 4 the day:
AI writing partner:
https://www.shortlyai.com/

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Well-behaved women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Well-behaved women seldom make history.
-- Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Website 4 the day:
Manage 15 PCs for free:
https://www.smartdeploy.com/linus/

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Your porpoise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Website 4 the day:
The German campaign in Russia:
https://history.army.mil/html/books/104/104-22-1/CMH_Pub_104-22-1.pdf

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When in doubt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
When in doubt, look intelligent.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the day:
Review of 25 VPNs:
https://www.tomsguide.com/news/weve-just-finished-re-reviewing-over-25-vpns-here-are-the-ones-to-watch

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I never forget a face

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Create a website from your phone:
https://mssg.me/

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If you don't know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Repair Windows:
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/download/windows-repair-all-in-one/

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A nonconformist hates worse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist who doesn’t conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
-- Bill Vaughan

Website 4 the day:
Compress images:
https://tinypng.com/

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A stepladder

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022,
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Website 4 the day:
Audio editor:
https://twistedwave.com/

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Avoidance of taxes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
-- John Maynard Keynes

Website 4 the day:
Remove from images:
https://www.magiceraser.io/

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Haters are confused

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Haters are just confused admirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.
-- Jeffree Star

Website 4 the day:
Windows apps on Linux:
https://www.makeuseof.com/run-windows-apps-on-linux-with-bottles/

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The early bird

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-- Steven Wright

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Audio/video editor:
https://www.descript.com/

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Confusion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
I told you to go to Cox’s and buy a searsucker suit, but it looks like you went to Sears instead.
-- Jay Shulte

Website 4 the day:
Update WIndows drivers:
https://sdi-tool.org/

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The greatest thief

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Philosophy 
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.
-- Josh BIllings

Website 4 the day:
Search for memes:
https://memegine.com/

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You who received honors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022, In : Humor 
To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States.
-- George W. Bush

Website 4 the day:
Fix Windows problems free:
https://www.thewindowsclub.com/fixwin-for-windows-10

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Nothing goes right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022, In : Humor 
When nothing goes right, go left instead.

Website 4 the day:
Movie quotes:
https://www.quodb.com/

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Happy marriage secret

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022, In : Humor 
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Making of a Russian hacker:
https://linkslist.app/77KhuWk

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God and religion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022, In : Humor 
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
-- Naguib Mahfouz

Website 4 the day:
Free online PDF tools:
https://www.ilovepdf.com/

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The Supreme Court Ruling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022, In : Humor 
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:
Raw image processing:
https://www.rawtherapee.com/

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Smile

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022, In : Philosophy 
A smile is a facelift that’s in everyone’s price range!
-- Tom Wilson

Website 4 the day:
Software search engine:
https://you.com/code

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Everyone talks about the weather

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022, In : Humor 
Everyone talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. 
-- Charles Dudley Warner

Website 4 the day:
Photo Editor. Collage Maker. Graphic Designer: 
https://ipiccy.com/

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We had Johnny Cash ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022, In : Humor 
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
AI photo editor:
https://www.autoenhance.ai/

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Compulsive talker self-help

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022, In : Humor 
There is a new self-help group for compulsive talkers. It's called On and On Anon.

Website 4 the day:
Cat feeder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q_sebGRkAM

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Facebook sounds like a drag

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022, In : Humor 
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.
-- Betty White

Website 4 the day:
Hello quantum:
https://helloquantum.mybluemix.net/

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Racism isn't born

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022, In : Humor 
Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps. End of list.
-- Denis Leary

Website 4 the day:
AI helps you write:
https://www.copy.ai/

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Dogs and cats

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022, In : Humor 
A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy, but they prefer to watch you die.
-- Conan O’Brien

Website 4 the day:
Free video assets:
https://mixkit.co/

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Country music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022, In : Humor 
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for those who like country music, denigrate means to 'put down.'
-- Bob Newhart

Website 4 the day:
Make a profile picture:
https://pfpmaker.com/

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Money is not the key

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022, In : Humor 
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
Public domain 3D assets:
https://polyhaven.com/

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The circus hasn't left

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022, In : Humor 
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Reverse phone number lookup:
https://www.numlookup.com/

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Trusting a train

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.

Website 4 the day:
Making Roman roads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1aFWtBXHII

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Smart vs. bright

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright.
-- Lucille Ball

Website 4 the day:
Store and share text:
https://www.protectedtext.com/

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Lord's preference

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Archive of web pages:
http://timetravel.mementoweb.org/

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Aging

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
-- Brigitte Bardot

Website 4 the day:
Open access and peer-reviewed journals:
https://www.arjonline.org/

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Be anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Philosophy 
You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.
-- Solomon Schechter

Website 4 the day:
Reverse phone lookup:
https://www.spydialer.com/

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Everything is changing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
You are not where you think you are:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj-h6MEgE7I

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Smart people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Philosophy 
If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.
-- Confucius

Website 4 the day:
Remove background images:
https://www.erase.bg/

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Happy frogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.

Website 4 the day:
An inconvenient convenience store:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvp32W1K2Vc

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Life like a bike

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
-- Charles M. Schulz

Website 4 the day:
Radare2 for reverse engineering:
https://itnext.io/radare2-for-reverse-engineering-part1-eedf0a47b5cc

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Laughter

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
-- Woody Allen

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Visually diff binary files:
https://www.cjmweb.net/vbindiff/

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Rich vs. wealthy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time.
-- Margaret Bonnano

Website 4 the day:
Search binary files:
https://www.kali.org/tools/binwalk/

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Becoming popular

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Philosophy 
There are three ways in life to become popular: be rich, be beautiful, or be funny.
-- Jon Macks

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Screen recorder:
https://obsproject.com/

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A synonym

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.
-- Burt Bacharach

Website 4 the day:
Raising the roof and the rest of the theater as well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnIcCQR551o

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Nursery rhyme crime

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
-- Elisabeth Richards

Website 4 the day:
The last train robbery:
https://medium.com/truly-adventurous/the-last-train-robbery-15d19d3ea47e

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Coin factory problem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents.

Website 4 the day:
The Hidden Wiki (use the Tor browser):
http://zqktlwiuavvvqqt4ybvgvi7tyo4hjl5xgfuvpdf6otjiycgwqbym2qad.onion/wiki/index.php/Main_Page

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Order is important

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
-- Peyton Johnston

Website 4 the day:
Windows 11 on a VM:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/try-latest-windows/

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Piano notes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
The piano ain't got no wrong notes.
-- Thelonious Monk

Website 4 the day:
Research phone numbers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CnDdXVTxhU

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Sports

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
Sports are the reason I am out of shape. I watch them all on TV.
-- Thomas Sowell

Website 4 the day:
Images from prompts:
https://huggingface.co/spaces/dalle-mini/dalle-mini

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Be yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
“Be yourself” is about the worst advice you can give some people.
-- Thomas Lansing Masson

Website 4 the day:
Publically available scientific papers:
https://libgen.li/

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Heart attack timing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Report food safety issues:
https://iwaspoisoned.com/

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What a judge is

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
-- H. L. Mencken

Website 4 the day:
Most popular websites since 1993:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNDILCdZmRo

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Ability to fly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

Website 4 the day:
Pluto images:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5XPuS-Y0fg

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I wish I were dumber

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.
-- Scott Adams

Website 4 the day:
Origins of the Black Death:
https://www.usnews.com/news/health-news/articles/2022-06-15/scientists-pinpoint-origins-of-the-black-death

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A fool and his money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
A fool and his money never should have got together in the first place.
-- Michael Douglas

Website 4 the day:
Modern alternatives to classic Linux apps:
https://www.makeuseof.com/linux-commands-and-alternatives/

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Money and happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.
-- Gertrude Stein

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BBC sound effects library:
https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/

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The forces of evil

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Control Androids from a computer: 
https://9to5google.com/2018/03/09/how-to-control-android-phone-from-computer-scrcpy-android-basics/

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Small talk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
I’m trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.
-- Larry David

Website 4 the day:
Websites and apps from spreadsheets:
https://www.producthunt.com/products/sheetbase-2

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The world needs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
-- Pearl S. Bailey

Website 4 the day:
Android app tutorial:
https://www.udemy.com/course/become-an-android-developer-from-scratch

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Long fairy tales

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.

Website 4 the day:
Drinking diet coke: 
https://www.the-sun.com/health/1341600/minute-by-minute-what-happens-body-drink-diet-coke/

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Road to success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Rome's last stand:
https://digg.com/video/heres-a-deeply-fascinating-breakdown-of-the-siege-of-rome-that-your-history-teachers-never-told-you-about

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Tragic life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.
-- Stephen Hawking

Website 4 the day:
Jedi mind tricks:
https://digg.com/human-nature/link/jedi-mind-tricks-psychological-tricks-useful-against-people-ask-reddit-rU2IOfD9it

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Design of a camel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
-- Sir Alec Issigonis

Website 4 the day:
Watch videos together:
http://twoseven.xyz

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Tempers lost

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.
-- Frank Moore Colby

Website 4 the day:
Has anyone cracked a ransomware attack?
https://id-ransomware.malwarehunterteam.com/

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Common delusion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Philosophy 
It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them.
-- Rose MacAulay

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Free customizable illustrations:
https://storyset.com/

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Shine like a diamond

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Philosophy 
You can't shine like a diamond, if you not willing to get cut like a diamond! 
-- Eric Thomas

Website 4 the day:
Emergencies and disasters:
https://rsoe-edis.org/

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Don’t trust stairs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.

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Mysterious codes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D00u2Bj9Dr8

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Simple life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Life is really simple, but men insist on making it complicated.
-- Confucius

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Excel training:
https://www.youtube.com/c/LeilaGharani/search?query=excel

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Heaven and hell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Leonardo's To-Do List: 
https://www.npr.org/sections/krulwich/2011/11/18/142467882/leonardos-to-do-list

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Give up integrity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
Once you give up integrity, the rest is a piece of cake.
-- J.R. Ewing

Website 4 the day:
A placebo can work even when you know it’s a placebo:
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/placebo-can-work-even-know-placebo-201607079926

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The problem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Philosophy 
The problem is not that there is a lack of 'money', food, water, or land. The problem is that we've given control of these resources to psychopaths.
-- Gavin Nascimento

Website 4 the day:
CIA secrets:
https://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/20-secrets-the-cia-couldnt-keep-hidden/87200701/

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To err is human

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Humor 
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
– Paul Ehrlich

Website 4 the day:
Famous hackers:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/5-of-the-worlds-most-famous-hackers-what-happened-to-them

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Transforminational art

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms.
-- Roy Lichtenstein

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Animated presentation templates:
https://slidesgo.com/animated

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Cowboy apparel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
If you wear cowboy apparel, is it called ranch dressing?

Website 4 the day:
Free Windows software:
https://www.filepuma.com/

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You have power

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Philosophy 
The only power you have is the word 'no.'
-- Frances McDormand

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Hand-selected Windows software:
https://www.downloadcrew.com/

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Abuse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
-- Dr. Peter Venkman

Website 4 the day:
Cryptocurrency is bad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9nv0Ol-R5Q

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Interview advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
Here’s some advice: At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent. Unless the job is a statistician.
-- Adam Gropman

Website 4 the day:
Quantum computing map:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UlxHPIEVqA

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Middle age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
Python for microcontrollers:
https://circuitpython.org/

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Instead of the mahi mahi

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry?
-- Shelley Darlingson

Website 4 the day:
US Army military history:
https://history.army.mil/

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Out of hunger

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Never do anything out of hunger. Not even eating.
-- Frank Semyon

Website 4 the day:
Out-horse your email:
http://outhorseyouremail.com/

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Giant fear

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
I have a fear of giants. It's called feefiphobia.

Website 4 the day: 
If Apple made window blinds: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6EMd8dlQk

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Free air

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips
-- Priyanshu Singh

Website 4 the day:
Numbers to words:
https://number-word.calculators.ro/

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Mr. Right is coming

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
Mr. Right is coming. But He’s in Africa and he’s walking.
-- Oprah Winfrey

Website 4 the day:
Search XKCD comics:
https://findxkcd.com/

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Two tragedies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Answers to your dreams:
http://www.dreambible.com/

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A girl like you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Hanger Reflex:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on22yoI40TI

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Education compensation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
GoPro on a turtle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYfpcX9DPFw

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Coming home at night

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Rude comments about your password:
https://trypap.com/

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Outperforming inflation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
With inflation at 7.5%, you lose half your money in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently, that I have found, is crypto. Just this year I've already lost half my money.

Website 4 the day:
Public datasets and analysis code:
https://www.kaggle.com/

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Make God laugh

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
NASCAR pit stop:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7J1ICj1zeE

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I don’t like myself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.
--The only power you have is the word Mae West

Website 4 the day:
Photorealistic images from text:
https://imagen.research.google/

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Simply a shiver

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.
-- Paul Keating

Website 4 the day:
Write better English:
https://ludwig.guru/

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Virtues and vices

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
Watch old-time cartoons:
https://www.topcartoons.tv/

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Delusions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
He had delusions of adequacy.
-- Walter Kerr

Website 4 the day:
Clubbing in the wild:
https://youtu.be/q8zwIphm5r4

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A self-made man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
He is a self-made man & worships his creator. 
-- John Bright

Website 4 the day:
50,000 free e-books: 
http://manybooks.net/

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Hide and seek with mates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
When I play hide and seek with my mates, the games go on for hours. Good friends are hard to find.

Website 4 the day:
Top-rated places:
https://www.top-rated.online/

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Good instincts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.
-- James Reston

Website 4 the day:
Create customized maps:
https://ezmap.co/

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Forgive your enemies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy

Website 4 the day:
Create a snazzy map:
https://snazzymaps.com/

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Miserable without you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here.
-- Stephen Bishop

Website 4 the day:
Decentralized search engine:
https://presearch.com/

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Darkest before the dawn

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it. 
-- Navjot Singh Sidhu

Website 4 the day:
Giant mechanical elephant: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSg3T0aK-ck

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A lie detector test

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
I took a lie detector test. No I didn't.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Free web proxy:
https://www.proxysite.com/

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Hurling a computer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022, In : Humor 
I hurled this computer to its doom from atop National’s 3-story parking garage. As the dust settled, I knew that computer would never lie to me again!
-- Bob Pease

Website 4 the day:
Free movies on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/c/MovieCentral

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Books in the sun

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

Website 4 the day:
Inside a mechanical watch:
https://ciechanow.ski/mechanical-watch/

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Like a tea bag

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
A woman is like a tea bag: You can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

Website 4 the day:
Privacy search and tools:
https://www.startpage.com/

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The best world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.
-- James Branch Cabell

Website 4 the day:
Terminal-based data visualization:
https://www.visidata.org/

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Poor medical plan

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
The miserable have no other medicine, but only hope.
-- William Shakespeare

Website 4 the day:
How much radiation does your phone emit?
https://www.visualcapitalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Radiation-Emissions-Smartphones-Main-FF.png

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Repeating history

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
History repeats itself; historians repeat one another.
-- Robert Brooke

Website 4 the day:
3D-printable “Oreometer:
https://news.mit.edu/2022/oreometer-cream-0419

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Marriage is optimistic

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
My parents said marrying was an optimistic thing to do in pessimistic times.
-- Olivia Wilde

Website 4 the day:
We are still evolving:
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/30795/5-signs-humans-are-still-evolving

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Not to worry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don’t have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!
-- Charlie Brown

Website 4 the day:
Harvard Intro to Programming with Python:
https://www.edx.org/course/cs50s-introduction-to-programming-with-python

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What my wife likes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly... I'm not a fan.

Website 4 the day:
A business tries to legally kill their customers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv7wIAMq3TE

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No bank account

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
-- Paula Poundstone

Website 4 the day:
Sea stars:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ20KsgVeu0

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Who is an expert?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Website 4 the day:
How memorable is an image?
https://brainbridgelab.uchicago.edu/resmem/

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Great time saver

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.
-- E. B. White

Website 4 the day:
A year of a Kestrel couple:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kQb-badp1s

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Loyalty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Men are only as loyal as their options.
-- Bill Maher

Website 4 the day:
How useful is ABS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlLYJW-yIIg

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Only the mediocre

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
-- Jean Giradoux

Website 4 the day:
Collaborative whiteboard:
https://witeboard.com/

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Spending $20

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
If you loan someone $20 and you never see them again because they are avoiding paying you back, that makes it worth $20.
-- Kevin Kelly

Website 4 the day:
Make illustrations:
https://blush.design/

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Surprised wife

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
When I surprised my wife by replacing our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.

Website 4 the day:
How ants respond to chili sauce:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUJk7rDaGqE

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Is it art?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Art is whatever you can get away with.
-- Kevin Kelly

Website 4 the day:
What software runs a website:
https://www.whatruns.com/

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Littering for child control

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
To keep young kids behaving on a car road trip, have a bag of their favorite candy and throw a piece out the window each time they misbehave.
-- Kevin Kelly

Website 4 the day:
Tools for thinking:
https://untools.co/

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Subject lines

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Spend as much time crafting the subject line of an email as the message itself because the subject line is often the only thing people read.
-- Kevin Kelly

Website 4 the day:
Videomaker:
https://lumen5.com/

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Conscious growth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Your growth as a conscious being is measured by the number of uncomfortable conversations you are willing to have.
-- Kevin Kelly

Website 4 the day:
How smart are fish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QevWGsd96xQ

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Asking for money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Ask funders for money, and they’ll give you advice; but ask for advice and they’ll give you money.
-- Kevin Kelly

Website 4 the day:
Terms of service:
https://tosdr.org/

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Sides to every argument

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Whenever there is an argument between two sides, find the third side.
-- Kevin Kelly

Website 4 the day:
Cutting onions:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kOUV6srez4

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Colorful dreaming

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Website 4 the day:
Pet the cat:
https://www.activitysuggestion.com/

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Before buts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Anything you say before the word "but" does not count.
-- Kevin Kelly

Website 4 the day:
Windows 11 simulator:
https://win11.blueedge.me/

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The same mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Don't keep making the same mistakes; try to make new mistakes.
-- Kevin Kelly

Website 4 the day:
Find open-source projects:
https://awesomeopensource.com/

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Personal pizza

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you have the right attitude.
-- Marty Allen

Website 4 the day:
Cat year calculator:
https://miniwebtool.com/cat-years-calculator/

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The curse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Pinouts: 
https://pinouts.org/

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A terrible thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
-- Karen Scalf Linamen

Website 4 the day:
Compare two sets of text:
https://text-compare.com/

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Lemons to lemonade

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
-- Ron White

Website 4 the day:
Curves and surfaces:
https://ciechanow.ski/curves-and-surfaces/

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New car

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
I bought a car covered in red and yellow leaves. It's an autumnobile.

Website 4 the day:
The stenograph: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA6UythLlEI

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Top of the food chain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
-- Ron White

Website 4 the day:
Selling the Eiffel Tower:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mVdxtLXhsg

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Directions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
I live about four muggings from Central Park.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Old electronics:
https://oldcrap.org/

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Not the dog's size

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the dog’s owner – and the distance you are from your car.
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Emulation of old web browsers:
https://oldweb.today/

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Love conquers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
CIA rectal tool kit:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/cia-issued-rectal-tool-kit

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Can't fix it

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
You can't fix stupid.
-- Ron White

Website 4 the day:
Private search:
https://search.brave.com/

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Health nuts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
-- Redd Foxx

Website 4 the day:
1+1=2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysNyWFQstto

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Coded apology

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
I received an apology written in dots and dashes. It was in re-morse code.

Website 4 the day:
Compare specs of two phones or tablets:
http://gsmversus.com/

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The internet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Single-cell into a full newt:
https://digg.com/video/cell-division-time-lapse

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Miserable golfer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
If I wasn’t a golfer, I would still be miserable – but not as miserable.
-- Larry David

Website 4 the day:
How do design a logo:
https://www.creativebloq.com/graphic-design/pro-guide-logo-design-21221

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Great taste

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.
-- Gilbert Gottfried

Website 4 the day:
Find shows to watch:
https://likewisetv.com/

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Complain about men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
-- Bill Maher

Website 4 the day:
How to be a cat in ancient Egypt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlK16lzyySU

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Lovers are the best friends

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man’s best friend is his dog.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:
Conway's Game of Life:
https://playgameoflife.com/

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A scientific fact

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Synchronicity:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-_VPRCtiUg

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Cabbage and celery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
A cabbage and celery walk into a bar and the cabbage gets served first because he was a head.

Website 4 the day:
Search the 1950's census:
https://1950census.archives.gov/search/

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Everything is funny

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Latecomers' guide to crypto:
https://www.mollywhite.net/annotations/latecomers-guide-to-crypto

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He knows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
He knows nothing; he thinks he knows everything – that clearly points to a political career.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
New old stock photos:
https://nos.twnsnd.co/

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Only human

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
I am only human, although I regret it.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Free photos:
https://burst.shopify.com/

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What is education?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Philosophy 

Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.
-- Daniel J. Boorstin

Website 4 the day:
Public domain clip art:
https://www.clker.com/

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God's teachings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
-- Ambrose Pierce

Website 4 the day:
Search creative commons images:
https://wordpress.org/openverse/

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Best of the future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Philosophy 
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Free creative commons images:
https://pikwizard.com/

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Top shelf meat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
The butcher couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf. The steaks were too high.

Website 4 the day:
Air quality map:
https://map.purpleair.com/

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Who is a pessimist?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Philosophy 
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
-- Don Marquis

Website 4 the day:
Wind map:
https://www.windy.com/

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Bad looking weather

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Global news map:
https://russia.liveuamap.com/

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Obsolete satire

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Find any book at best price:
https://www.bookfinder.com/

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Considering Mozart

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Is it Friday yet?
http://isitfridayyet.net/

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Can't communicate

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Sand spiel:
http://sandspiel.club

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Love high school,

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
I loved high school, but I wouldn't want to do it again.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Find similar movies:
https://bestsimilar.com/

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Centipede X parrot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022, In : Humor 
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? A walkie-talkie.

Website 4 the day:
Online paint app:
https://jspaint.app/

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When Mozart was my age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2022, In : Humor 
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Waveform drawing tool:
https://wavedrom.com/

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Fooling folks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2022, In : Philosophy 
It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they’ve been fooled.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Schematic drawing tool and more:
https://schemdraw.readthedocs.io/en/latest/

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Inventing the wheel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2022, In : Humor 
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.
-- Sid Caesar

Website 4 the day:
5,000 exoplanets:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOwI3nTAHIc

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Feeding babies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2022, In : Humor 
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Create unique email addresses:
https://meandmyid.com/

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Arguing without reason

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2022, In : Philosophy 
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.
-- Thomas Paine

Website 4 the day:
Curvy game:
http://www.flaminglunchbox.net/curvy

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Three kinds of men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2022, In : Humor 
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. 
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Windows10Debloater: 
https://github.com/Sycnex/Windows10Debloater

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How an attorney sleeps

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
How does an attorney sleep? First, he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

Website 4 the day:
Public domain movies:
https://www.publicdomaintorrents.info/

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A benefit of hermiting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
Hermits have no peer pressure.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Grab text from images:
https://projectnaptha.com/

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Having enemies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Philosophy 
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
Highlighter for webpages:
https://marker.to/

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Easy crocodiles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
-- Steve Irwin

Website 4 the day:
Clean up your inbox:
https://mailstrom.co/

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So cute

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
That's so cute! They have birdbaths in the church!
-- Hilary Duff

Website 4 the day:
Vectorize an image:
https://vectormagic.com/

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Fun and games

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.
-- James Hetfield

Website 4 the day:
Free images:
https://www.freeimages.com/

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Misspelled word

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Wind map of the earth:
https://earth.nullschool.net/

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Broken finger

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
Jill broke her right index finger today, but on the other hand, she was completely fine

Website 4 the day:
Translate english words for European countries:
https://ukdataexplorer.com/european-translator/

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Not seeing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.
-- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Website 4 the day:
Scream into the void:
https://screamintothevoid.com/

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Preferred writers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
Build habits:
https://habitica.com/static/front

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Excellent advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
I sometimes give myself excellent advice. Occasionally, I even listen to it.
-- Jim Butcher

Website 4 the day:
Online game:
https://www.poptropica.com/

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A perfect rule

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
List of individual dogs:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_individual_dogs

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Survival

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Philosophy 
In this world only the paranoid survive.
-- Dean Koontz

Website 4 the day:
Discover new music:
https://www.gnoosic.com/

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Coldest depth of hell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Philosophy 
The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
Why no wireless USB:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnDyon0nqes

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A split personality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.

Website 4 the day:
Chrome extension for geo-unblocking:
https://www.streamlocator.com/browser

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Fortified friendships

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
-- Honore de Balzac

Website 4 the day:
Hall and Oates help line:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/hall-oates-phone-hotline/

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Enjoying art

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Philosophy 
You can’t enjoy art or books in a hurry.
-- E.A. Bucchianeri

Website 4 the day:
Playable Lego piano:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B085RDT4F7

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What we want

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW!
-- Al Franken

Website 4 the day:
Ethonol fuel was dumb:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-yDKeya4SU

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Running mice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Philosophy 
When mice run, cats give chase.
-- Rachel Vincent

Website 4 the day:
Pigs vs. bear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yH3ntLrL5c

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A bureaucratic organization

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.
-- Robert Conquest

Website 4 the day:
Midi piano speaks English:
https://digg.com/video/mark-rober-figures-out-how-to-get-this-midi-controlled-piano-to-perfectly-play-the-worlds-hardest-song

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A life goal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
-- Darynda Jones

Website 4 the day:
Inside a dishwasher:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkJJSsmAdDY

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Albert Einstein's theories

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
In the early 1900s Albert Einstein developed theories about space. And it was about time.

Website 4 the day:
Vacuum tubes' rival:
https://spectrum.ieee.org/the-vacuum-tubes-forgotten-rival

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A hospital bed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
How to mix oil and water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJeWklggSpY

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Going to hell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
I'm bad and I'm going to hell, and I don't care. I'd rather be in hell than anywhere where you are.
-- William Faulkner

Website 4 the day:
Product scans:
https://www.scanofthemonth.com/

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Failed relationships

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
-- Marian Keyes

Website 4 the day:
Conference # (was a phone booth in the middle of nowhere):
760-733-9969

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Eat a waffle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Philosophy 
You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!
-- Lauren Myracle

Website 4 the day:
Marble manufacturing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uj4Rwo3ayY

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Nothing on

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022, In : Humor 
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
-- Marilyn Monroe

Website 4 the day:
Etymology of first names:
https://www.behindthename.com/

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The only naked one

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
Why am I the only naked person at this gender reveal party?

Website 4 the day:
Storing potatoes: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4irBRuVU3I

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Right the first time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
-- Walt West

Website 4 the day:
Tiny Kansas farm in IP hell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh6zanS_epw

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The environment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
We don't have to protect the environment -- the Second Coming is at hand.
-- James Watt

Website 4 the day:
Use old smartphones as security cameras:
https://alfred.camera/

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Ain't broke

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
-- Bert Lantz

Website 4 the day:
Search foreclosures:
https://www.foreclosurefreesearch.com/

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Funny diety

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the day:
World data:
https://www.worlddata.info/

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Serious things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.
-- Heisenberg

Website 4 the day:
Curated charities:
https://www.givewell.org/

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Odd poker

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Financial advisors:
https://smartasset.com/

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Lego's customers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
Lego store re-opens after lockdown and folks were lined up for blocks.

Website 4 the day:
Painter's paradox: 
https://youtu.be/3WVpOXUXNXQ

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Thieving ancestors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
Confound these ancestors.... They've stolen our best ideas!
-- Ben Jonson

Website 4 the day:
Throwing balls on other worlds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyn4KGxku90

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Those who hate computers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.
-- Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle

Website 4 the day:
Building a safe alcohol heater:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1N-q3Zu6jngpSJdXUoSkWl4YKb26RCvAV/view

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Lacking skill

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Lack of skill dictates economy of style.
-- Joey Ramone

Website 4 the day:
Where to NOT to exchange money in Florence:
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrhrV6lnvrc

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Evil's triumph

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
-- Edmund Burke

Website 4 the day:
Comparison of the world's tallest statues:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEPJDkZRdJU

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Doubt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the day:
Transcribe recordings:
https://otter.ai/

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Very difficult

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.
-- Niels Bohr

Website 4 the day:
Strip out just the recipe:
https://www.justtherecipe.com/

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Strong snowman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

Website 4 the day:
Terms of service: 
https://tosdr.org/

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Not as simple

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Things are not as simple as they seem at first.
-- Edward Thorp

Website 4 the day:
A tea-shirt: 
https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/comments/s723hc/a_cup_of_teashirt/

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A great calamity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
It is surely a great calamity for a human being to have no obsessions.
-- Robert Bly

Website 4 the day:
Talking animal comics:
https://theycantalk.com/

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Machines

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.
-- Alan Turing

Website 4 the day:
Statue of Liberty:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkI_2yiIb48

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Bureaucracy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Bureaucracy is the enemy of innovation.
-- Mark Shepherd

Website 4 the day:
Find related words:
https://relatedwords.io/

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The past

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
Whenever I think of the past it brings back so many memories.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
12 useful knots:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P9awFq3cgI

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Bibles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
All Bibles are man-made.
-- Thomas Edison

Website 4 the day:
Python in the cloud:
https://www.pythonanywhere.com/

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Dental X-rays

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
Another phrase for dental X-rays could be "tooth pics."

Website 4 the day:
100 facts about earth:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFDhOy2qVgE

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Prayer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Lead us in a few words of silent prayer.
-- Bill Peterson

Website 4 the day:
Ask an earth and space scientist:
https://askanearthspacescientist.asu.edu/

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Deceiving statements

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Even if you can deceive people about a product through misleading statements, sooner or later the product will speak for itself.
-- Hajime Karatsu

Website 4 the day:
Animusic 1 & 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdUPgnMzHXg

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Picture postcard

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big satellite photo of the entire earth on it. On the back it said: Wish you were here.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Why a pentagon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqfopuQJtY8

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Doubt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith.
-- Paul Tillich

Website 4 the day:
FedEx planning to add anti-missile lasers on their new planes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eijdlwft-C0

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Give me a sign

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Humor 
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Planets visible tonight:
https://www.almanac.com/astronomy/planets-rise-and-set

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Cereal prizes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022, In : Philosophy 
In the future, you're going to get computers as prizes in breakfast cereals. You'll throw them out because your house will be littered with them.
-- Robert Lucky

Website 4 the day:
Start a career in web development:
https://www.theodinproject.com/

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Recipe for a chuckle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022, In : Humor 
If you boil a funny bone you get a laughing stock.

Website 4 the day:
Game rules:
https://gamerules.com/

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Comedians don't laugh

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.
-- James Lipton

Website 4 the day:
Writing an elevator pitch:
https://www.scienceofpeople.com/elevator-pitch/

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That joke was rich

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022, In : Humor 
A rich man's joke is always funny.
-- Thomas Edward Brown

Website 4 the day:
Coupons on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/Coupons

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Sorry circumstances

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022, In : Humor 
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
-- Norman Wisdom

Website 4 the day:
Mythbusters for the impatient:
https://www.youtube.com/c/MythbustersImpatient

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Every dogman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022, In : Humor 
Every dogman has its day.
-- Anthony Burgess

Website 4 the day:
Independent search engine:
https://www.mojeek.com/

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A handsome woman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years.
-- J. B. Priestley

Website 4 the day:
Literature clock:
https://literature-clock.jenevoldsen.com/

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Well informed men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Website 4 the day:
Mickey Mouse in Viet Nam (1960's short):
https://youtu.be/JOiKgrSUWWk

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Writing a book

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I am writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life. It's an oughtobiography.

Website 4 the day:
AI breaks NES Tetris: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_KY_EwZEVA

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Sunburned locations

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
How DuPont poisoned the world:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pW2ATrDnA8

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Live my life over

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Create virtual machines fast:
https://itsfoss.com/quickgui/

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A stationery store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I saw a stationery store move.
-- Jay London

Website 4 the day:
Dementia test:
https://wexnermedical.osu.edu/brain-spine-neuro/memory-disorders/sage#SAGETest

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Executive ability

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.
-- Earl Nightingale

Website 4 the day:
Robot comedian:
https://zed.cam/

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In the army

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
-- Spike Milligan

Website 4 the day:
Logos, logos, logos:
https://1000logos.net/

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Yield to temptation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Yield to temptation. I may not pass your way again.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
Useful Windows CMD tools:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/20-run-commands-windows

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Hiding elephants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Why do you never see elephants hiding behind trees? They’re so good at it.

Website 4 the day:
Statue of Liberty's torch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ybKILVz2Xc

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Rules

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?
-- Leo Durocher

Website 4 the day:
Machine ethics demo:
https://delphi.allenai.org/

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Leading to Congress

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Biking on a wind turbine blade:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR4maEf-eCY

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Window shopping

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
-- Tommy Cooper

Website 4 the day:
What time is it at:
https://timezone.fyi/

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Unique marriage license

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
I'm the only man in the world with a marriage license made out to whom it may concern.
-- Mickey Rooney

Website 4 the day:
Remove photo objects:
https://cleanup.pictures/

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The nature of work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired.
-- Michel Tournier

Website 4 the day:
Best pitch decks for startups:
https://slidebean.com/blog/best-pitch-deck-templates-for-startups

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Love changes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby—awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
-- Lemony Snicket

Website 4 the day:
Top websites:
https://www.semrush.com/website/top

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Clover and ivy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I mixed a four-leaf clover with poison ivy and got a rash of good luck.

Website 4 the day:
Inventors whose inventions killed them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4LhsiI0L9g

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Toaster avoidance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Never put a sock in a toaster.
-- Eddie Izzard

Website 4 the day:
Toxic sites in the US:
https://projects.propublica.org/toxmap/

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Growing up with siblings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.
-- Robert Brault

Website 4 the day:
The can opener bridge:
https://11foot8.com/

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Less like an adult

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I like to think of myself less like ‘an adult’ and more like a ‘former fetus.’.
-- Anna Kendrick

Website 4 the day:
Loop a Youtube video:
youtuberepeater.com

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Management

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.
-- Peter Drucker

Website 4 the day:
Bypass Youtube age restrictions:
https://nsfwyoutube.com/

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Getting old

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
-- Bob Hope

Website 4 the day:
Mix two Youtube videos:
https://youtube-dj.com/

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Love is the answer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
If love is the answer, can you please rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the day:
Make and sell NFTs:
https://www.makeuseof.com/how-to-make-sell-nft-art

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Writing underwater

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022, In : Humor 
I have a pen that can write underwater. It can write other words also.

Website 4 the day:
Text-to-speech:
http://www.cross-plus-a.com/balabolka.htm

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Marriage like mushrooms

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022, In : Humor 
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Cognitive bias codex:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/65/Cognitive_bias_codex_en.svg

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The will of the people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022, In : Humor 
You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago we were swept away by the Macarena.
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Prime number calculator:
https://www.calculatorsoup.com/calculators/math/prime-number-calculator.php

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Something pops in my head

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022, In : Humor 
Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway.
-- Gilbert Gottfried

Website 4 the day:
Expand shortened URLs:
https://www.expandurl.net/

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Have it tough?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022, In : Philosophy 
If you think you have it tough, read history books.
-- Bill Maher

Website 4 the day:
Sphinx tunnels:
https://madainproject.com/sphinx_tunnels_chambers

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Reading the Bible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022, In : Humor 
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Search engine with summaries:
https://you.com/

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Fair treatment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
-- Dennis Wholey

Website 4 the day:
Free images:
https://www.needpix.com/

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Not bragging, but

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022, In : Humor 
I don't want to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours.

Website 4 the day:
Find broken web site links: 
https://www.brokenlinkcheck.com/

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Plastic surgery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022, In : Humor 
I had plastic surgery last week – I cut up my credit cards.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Probability is not always intuitive:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5Kj-XlZoV0&t=451s

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Hunting 2 hares

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022, In : Philosophy 
He that hunts two hares catches neither.
-- Desiderius Erasmus

Website 4 the day:
First-aid myths:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuEfAi0gThY

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False words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022, In : Philosophy 
False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil.
-- Plato

Website 4 the day:
The Mona Lisa:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElWG0_kjy_Y

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Wise poets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022, In : Humor 
Poets utter great and wise things which they do not themselves understand.
-- Plato

Website 4 the day:
Carl Sagan explains climate change:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp-WiNXH6hI

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Loud vessels

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022, In : Philosophy 
An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers. 
-- Plato

Website 4 the day:
Curated documentaries:
https://ihavenotv.com/

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The importance of starting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022, In : Philosophy 
The beginning is the most important part of the work.
-- Plato

Website 4 the day:
World's largest ebook library:
https://z-lib.org/

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4th Spatial Dimension

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022, In : Humor 
Felix Klein was a bottle baby.

Website 4 the day:
Audio converter:
https://switch.en.softonic.com/

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Never angry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022, In : Philosophy 
There are two things a person should never be angry at, what they can help, and what they cannot.
-- Plato

Website 4 the day:
Thesaurus and word tools:
https://www.wordhippo.com/

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The wisest man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022, In : Philosophy 
I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing.
-- Plato

Website 4 the day:
Outage bingo:
https://outage.bingo/

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War's end

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Only the dead have seen the end of war.
-- Plato

Website 4 the day:
Ancient Roman toilets:
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/how-the-ancient-romans-went-to-the-bathroom-180979056

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Why we speak

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.
-- Plato

Website 4 the day:
Impartial news:
https://join1440.com/

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Do something

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022, In : Humor 
Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
-- Jerry Garcia

Website 4 the day:
Tire technology:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9aX0vohM_8

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Work remaining

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022, In : Humor 
The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.
-- Boves Theorem

Website 4 the day:
Business name generator:
https://namelix.com/

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Gifts of celery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022, In : Humor 
Someone keeps sending my celery. I don't know who is stalking me.

Website 4 the day:
Presentation maker:
https://www.beautiful.ai/

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Sweat's dividend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get.
-- Ray Kroc

Website 4 the day:
AI text generator:
https://rytr.me/

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Expertise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022, In : Humor 
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr

Website 4 the day:
Create podcast interviews:
https://podcastle.ai/

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Working for myself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022, In : Humor 
I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
Text to speech in the style of famous folks:
https://uberduck.ai

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Most feared

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022, In : Philosophy 
In modern business it is not the crook who is to be feared most, it is the honest man who doesn’t know what he is doing.
-- William Wordsworth

Website 4 the day:
Crypto made simple:
https://whiteboardcrypto.com/

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Any amount of work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022, In : Humor 
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment.
-- Robert Benchley

Website 4 the day:
Youtube alternative:
https://odysee.com/

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A matter of luck

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022, In : Humor 
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
-- Earl Wilson

Website 4 the day:
Write faster:
https://rytr.me/

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Limo without driver

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Just spent $300 on a limousine rental and discovered that the fee does not include a driver. Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

Website 4 the day:
The country that doesn't exist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXzhcfYlKFQ

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Accomplishing the impossible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
-- Doug Larson

Website 4 the day:
Future underwater views:
https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/12/world/3-degrees-sea-level-rise-climate-central/index.html

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Who is stupid?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.
-- Kooper Salmo

Website 4 the day:
Break through paywalls:
https://12ft.io/

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A diamond's origin

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.
-- Henry Kissenger

Website 4 the day:
Map distortions:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blQLjKzZbv4

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The taxpayer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. 
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
These sneakers do not exist: 
https://thissneakerdoesnotexist.com/

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One person is better

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Website 4 the day:
Restoring a burnt watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz84M2UrOFs

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Approaching nervous breakdown

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russel

Website 4 the day:
Self-color analysis:
https://colorwise.me/self-analysis

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Glued cards

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
A prankster glued all my playing cards together. I can't deal with this!

Website 4 the day:
Mined metals:
https://elements.visualcapitalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/all-of-the-metals-one-visualization.html

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Sitting vs. standing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
-- Ogden Nash

Website 4 the day:
Anonymous email:
https://anonaddy.com/

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Tell your boss

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free.
-- Patrick Murray

Website 4 the day:
Online video editor:
https://www.flexclip.com/

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Climbing monkeys

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.
-- Joseph Stilwell

Website 4 the day:
Remove everything but the punctuation:
https://just-the-punctuation.glitch.me/

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Why join the navy?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?
-- Steve Jobs

Website 4 the day:
Cousin chart:
https://www.familysearch.org/blog/en/cousin-chart

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Workingman's friend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I am a friend of the workingman, I would rather be his friend than be one. 
Clarence Darrow

Website 4 the day:
Ambient noise generator: 
https://neal.fun/ambient-chaos/

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Ambition is a poor excuse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. 
-- Charlie McCarthy

Website 4 the day:
Earth impact estimator: 
https://impact.ese.ic.ac.uk/ImpactEarth/ImpactEffects/

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A rainbow's weight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
How much does a rainbow weigh? Not much, it is pretty light.

Website 4 the day:
Copilot AI pair programmer:
https://copilot.github.com/

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Before his time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
The Appalachian Trail in 5 minutes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMgcrCdzYlo

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Be conceited

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful.
-- Benjamin Disraeli

Website 4 the day:
Linux with Windows user interface:
https://www.windowsfx.org/

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Rich through hard work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: Whose?
-- Don Marquis

Website 4 the day:
These toons do not exist:
https://www.thesetoonsdonotexist.com/

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Hear/See/Speak

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil and you'll never get a job working for a tabloid.
-- Phil Pastoret

Website 4 the day:
Map of undersea cables:
https://www.vice.com/en/article/akgbea/this-3d-map-of-the-undersea-cables-connecting-the-globe-is-mesmerizing

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The key to success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.
-- Claude McDonald

Website 4 the day:
Free resume templates:
https://www.freesumes.com/free-resume-templates-for-ms-word/

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An expert

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
-- William Castle

Website 4 the day:
How many solar panels can power the world?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZEaYjo4ZJU

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A new pair

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I bought a new pair of running shoes and haven't seen them since.

Website 4 the day:
Byte archive:
https://vintageapple.org/byte/

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Motivation doesn't last

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well neither does bathing. That's why we recommend it daily. 
-- Zig Ziglar

Website 4 the day:
Curated least viewed vids: 
https://what-the-robot-saw.com/

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Those who don't listen

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Leaders who don't listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.
-- Andy Stanley

Website 4 the day:
A graphic novel from NASA: 
https://www.nasa.gov/specials/calliefirst/#book/

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Bad insomnia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
-- Arthur Baer

Website 4 the day:
Slow motion spin art:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9pyKmmF3VM

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Nothing is illegal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it.
-- Andrew Young

Website 4 the day:
High precision positioning:
https://openflexure.org/

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Battle challenge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed.
-- William Shakespeare

Website 4 the day:
Buy government surplus:
https://www.govdeals.com/

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If at first ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021, In : Humor 
If at first, you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Product placement:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l5oEgko6ds

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Speedbump fear

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021, In : Humor 
I have a fear of a speedbump by my home. But I'm slowly getting over it.

Website 4 the day:
Find hidden cameras with your phone: 
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/use-smartphone-detect-hidden-surveillance-cameras/

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Too drunk to drive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021, In : Humor 
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener.
-- Kevin Hart

Website 4 the day:
Read without distractions:
https://outline.com/

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Black holes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Black Holes are where God divided by zero.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Reddit alternative: 
https://teddit.net/

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Power corrupts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021, In : Humor 
All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
-- Diana Wynne JonesBlack Holes are where God divided by zero

Website 4 the day:
Internet slang:
https://7esl.com/internet-slang/

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A coward

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021, In : Philosophy 
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman

Website 4 the day:
Morning messages to help stop misinformation:
https://bettermorningmessages.com/

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Happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Happiness equals reality minus expectations.
-- Tom Magliozzi

Website 4 the day:
Windows anti-spy tool:
https://www.oo-software.com/en/shutup10

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Perfume as art

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Perfume is the art that makes memory speak.
-- Francis Kurkdjian

Website 4 the day:
Make a sign:
https://observatory.db.erau.edu/generators/signs/

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Burger vs. steak

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
A burger has less energy than a steak because it’s in its ground state.

Website 4 the day:
Claim this bird:
https://www.windowsfx.org/

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No shrink in Hollywood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.
-- Johnny Carson

Website 4 the day:
Beautiful noise:
https://mynoise.net/

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Envy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Envy is for people who don’t have the self-esteem to be jealous.
-- Benson Bruno

Website 4 the day:
Graph visualization:
https://www.graphviz.org/

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Age anxious

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Online diagram maker:
https://app.diagrams.net/

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Getting older

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
-- Tracey Ullman

Website 4 the day:
Preserved ghost towns:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/lists/americas-best-preserved-ghost-towns

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Money talks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.
-- Jill Shalvis

Website 4 the day:
Machine learning in Python:
https://scikit-learn.org/stable/

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The show goes on

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
The show doesn’t go on because it’s ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30.
-- Lorne Michaels

Website 4 the day:
California Covid-19 online vaccine record:
https://myvaccinerecord.cdph.ca.gov/

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Roof's cost

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I complained to my builder about the cost of my roof. I thought it was on the house.

Website 4 the day:
HTML to PDF: 
https://wkhtmltopdf.org/

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What is a quote?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
What is a quote? A quote (cognate with quota) is a cut, a section, a slice of someone's orange. You suck the slice, toss the rind, skate away.
-- Anne Carson

Website 4 the day:
Send files:
https://send-anywhere.com/

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Lead a horse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving.
-- Cuthbert Soup

Website 4 the day:
Planetary ages:
https://www.kamogo.com/2

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Appallingly clear

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
What year you are in:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjypvmPeGV8

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Make more mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.
-- Mitch Radcliffe

Website 4 the day:
Run Linux in your browser:
https://bellard.org/jslinux/

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Hard to admit

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
It's especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents, because, of course, you know so much more than they do.
-- Sean Cove

Website 4 the day:
Web-based free Photoshop alternative:
https://www.photopea.com/

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New skylight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are furious!
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Automated web testing:
https://portswigger.net/burp/communitydownload

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Accident with Vicks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
A truck loaded with Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on the highway. There was no congestion for eight hours.

Website 4 the day:
Search faces:
http://www.pictriev.com/

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I had a dream

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror.
-- Amy Summers

Website 4 the day:
Koko couldn't talk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7wFotDKEF4

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Socks and donut holes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Have you guys ever thought about the fact that socks are like the donut holes of underpants?
-- Travis McElroy

Website 4 the day:
Spy on military bases from space:
https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/research/a37014065/how-to-spy-on-military-bases-use-satellite-imagery

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Why dusting?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
“Why is it that when you wipe up dust it's called dusting but when you wipe up a spill it's not called spilling?”
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Free New Zealand SMS: 
https://temp-sms.org/

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Would like a kid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.
-- Damien Fahey

Website 4 the day:
Find info of those who click on a link:
https://grabify.link/

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Money can't buy health

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
-- Dorothy Parker

Website 4 the day:
Free undergraduate and advanced degrees:
https://aui.me/

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Be proud!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Ladies pick funny things to be proud of.
-- Harper Lee

Website 4 the day:
How to get an EDU email:
https://www.saveourschoolsmarch.org/faqs/how-to-get-an-edu-email-address/

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Model making

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I built a model of Mount Everest, and my son asked, 'Is it to scale?' I replied, 'No…it’s to look at.

Website 4 the day:
End harassment:
https://www.ihollaback.org/

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Breakthrough beginnings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Do you know where your breakthrough begins? Your breakthrough begins where your excuses ends.
-- Patience Johnson

Website 4 the day:
Chatting with the departed: 
https://www.sfchronicle.com/projects/2021/jessica-simulation-artificial-intelligence

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Cucumber and pickle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Hacking autonomous cars:
https://hackernoon.com/how-to-hack-self-driving-cars-vulnerabilities-in-autonomous-vehicles-jh3r37cz

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Truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
We have truth in order not to die of art.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Website 4 the day:
Online OCR:
https://www.i2ocr.com/

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Blessed is he

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
-- Alexander Pope

Website 4 the day:
Remove image backgrounds:
https://www.remove.bg/

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Jewelry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles.
-- Sarah Phillips

Website 4 the day:
Better headlines:
https://coschedule.com/headline-studio

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Never lie

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie.
-- Mark Wahlberg

Website 4 the day:
Find software alternatives:
https://alternativeto.net/

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Humpty Dumpty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021, In : Humor 
The summer was bad for Humpty Dumpty.  But he had a great Fall.

Website 4 the day:
Jobs that no longer exist: 
https://www.popularmechanics.com/culture/g36177735/odd-obsolete-jobs/?slide=1

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Eating elephants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021, In : Humor 
Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat.,
-- Todd Stocker

Website 4 the day:
News from all parts of the political spectrum:
https://ground.news/

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Listen to me!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021, In : Humor 
If everyone listened to me, the world would be a better place.
-- Aviva Moore

Website 4 the day:
Michelangelos' hidden drawings: 
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/michelangelos-hidden-drawings

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The sport of laziness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021, In : Humor 
If being lazy was an Olympic sport, I would totally win the bronze.
-- Kevin Molesworth

Website 4 the day:
Ontological thoughts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXW-QjBsruE

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Looking better naked

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021, In : Humor 
Exercise makes you look better naked. So does Tequila. Your choice.
-- Charles Bukowski

Website 4 the day:
Housecat history:
https://getpocket.com/explore/item/a-brief-history-of-house-cats

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The ship has sailed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021, In : Humor 
That ship has not only sailed but has been dry-docked and turned into a museum.
-- Bob Odenkirk

Website 4 the day:
HP calculator museum:
https://www.hpmuseum.org/

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Good punch-lines

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021, In : Humor 
Every good punch-line comes from being punched.
-- Maureen Muldoon

Website 4 the day:
Free classic books:
https://www.planetebook.com/ebooks/

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How kind you are

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021, In : Humor 
No matter how kind you are, German kids are kinder.

Website 4 the day:
Church of the Later Day Dude: 
https://dudeism.com/

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Having a sense of humor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021, In : Philosophy 
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
-- Larry Gelbart

Website 4 the day:
Web page to PDF:
https://webtopdf.com/

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Laughing in heaven

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021, In : Philosophy 
If you're not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
-- Martin Luther

Website 4 the day:
Tools in an outlet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzyOLVoUpqA

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Take a joke

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021, In : Philosophy 
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
-- Max Forrester Eastman

Website 4 the day:
1960's TV:
https://www.my60stv.com/

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Analyzing humor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
-- Elwyn Brooks White

Website 4 the day:
Chia car:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAz91k63Q9c

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Don't stop laughing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021, In : Philosophy 
You don't stop laughing because you grow old; You grow old because you stop laughing.
-- Michael Pritchard

Website 4 the day:
Free photo editor:
https://www.cartoonize.net/

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A joke's aim

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021, In : Philosophy 
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded.
-- George Orwell

Website 4 the day:
Privacy browser with free VPN:
https://www.epicbrowser.com/

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A neck brace

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021, In : Humor 
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I’ve never looked back since.

Website 4 the day:
Understand math:
https://betterexplained.com/

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Can't win

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021, In : Humor 
You can't win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
-- Robert Killinger

Website 4 the day:
When 1 second stretched to an hour:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh2cZKQZ1XA

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Naturally kind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021, In : Philosophy 
If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like.
-- William Feather

Website 4 the day:
Covid heat map:
https://digg.com/video/heat-map-of-active-covid-19-cases-per-capita-in-the-united-states-from-january-2020-to-august-2021-visualized

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Laugh at yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Philosophy 
The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.
-- Shirley MacLaine

Website 4 the day:
Rockets:
https://rockets.andegraf.com/

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Insults

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Philosophy 
If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.
-- J. Russel Lynes

Website 4 the day:
Tee shirts with Wikipedia articles:
https://wikishirt.org/

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Seven days

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Humor 
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
-- Mort Walker

Website 4 the day:
OpenToonz animation software:
https://opentoonz.github.io/e/

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If you can't laugh at yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Philosophy 
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas S. Szasz

Website 4 the day:
Free book summaries:
https://bestbookbits.com/

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Unmarried surgeon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Humor 
An unmarried transplant surgeon avoided dating due to his fear of rejection.

Website 4 the day:
Free audiobook summaries:
https://www.quickread.com/

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All things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Philosophy 
All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.
-- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Website 4 the day:
Key points of an article:
https://tldrthis.com/

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Laugh at yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Philosophy 
You have to laugh at yourself because you'd cry your eyes out if you didn't.
-- Emily Saliers

Website 4 the day:
Create YouTube shorts:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/create-shorts-with-youtube

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To err is human

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Humor 
To err is human; to refrain from laughing, humane.
-- Lane Olinghouse

Website 4 the day:
Identify seals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUaNHA-WQWg

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Laugh!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Humor 
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.
-- J. M. Linsner

Website 4 the day:
How to learn electronics, programming, physics, and aeronautics: 
https://github.com/joaocarvalhoopen/Guides_Linux-Programming-Electronics-Aeronautics

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Religion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Philosophy 
One man's religion is another man's belly laugh.
-- Robert Anson Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
Under the Antarctic: 
https://www.biographic.com/antarcticas-upside-down-world/

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Get people laughing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them almost anything.
-- Herbert Gardner

Website 4 the day:
Mount Everest:
https://mount-everest3d.com/3d-map/

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Girlfriend moved to Siberia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Humor 
My girlfriend moved to Siberia. Now she seems cold and distant.

Website 4 the day:
Online Spirograph:
http://htmlspirograph.com/

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Can't make it better

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Philosophy 
If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
-- Erma Louise Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Test an operating system without installing:
https://distrotest.net/index.php

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Humor is like springs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Philosophy 
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs -- jolted by every pebble in the road.
-- Henry Ward Beecher

Website 4 the day:
Digital learning:
https://learndigital.withgoogle.com/digitalgarage/courses

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Life is a joke

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the right punchline.
-- Becky Alunan

Website 4 the day:
Instagram video downloader:
https://www.downloadvideosfrom.com/Instagram.php

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Fine sense of the ridiculous

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Philosophy 
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
-- Edward Albee

Website 4 the day:
Facebook video downloader:
https://www.downloadvideosfrom.com/

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Believe absurdities

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the day:
YouTube downloader:
https://kwizzu.com/

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Only as good

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Humor 
You’re only as good as your last haircut.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
Markdown editor:
https://dillinger.io/

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Sins of deserts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is ok because the sin of pi is zero.

Website 4 the day:
Mac-and-cheese ice cream:
https://www.today.com/food/kraft-releases-mac-cheese-ice-cream-van-leeuwen-t225112

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Housekeeping

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.
-- Marcelene Cox

Website 4 the day:
Worst pandemic roommate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECxeA6OWpcA

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Narrow-minded

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
He was so narrow-minded, he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
Molly Ivins

Website 4 the day:
If educational videos were like music videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G025oxyWv0E

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New firing range

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
I’m thinking of opening a firing range where all the targets are shaped like computers with screens full of pop-up ads.
-- Dan Burt

Website 4 the day:
What is your food name?
https://www.playbuzz.com/mailib10/whats-your-food-nickname

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Very privileged

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
I never feel more privileged than when I get angry about website design.
-- Kelly Oxford

Website 4 the day:
Text web browser:
https://lynx.browser.org/

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On the edge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
Being on the edge isn’t as safe, but the view is better.
-- Ricky Gervais

Website 4 the day:
Repairing iPhone's cracked back glass:
https://digg.com/video/watching-how-a-cracked-iphone-screens-back-glass-gets-restored

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Two-year old vs. blender

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
A two-year old is kind of like a blender, but you don’t have any top for it.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
Does society collapse this century?
https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3xw3x/new-research-vindicates-1972-mit-prediction-that-society-will-collapse-soon

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Cheap hair piece

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
I bought a hair piece at a yard sale for only $1. It was a small price toupee.

Website 4 the day:
Elephant translation:
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-first-google-translate-for-elephants-debuts/

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Learning from mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
-- Pakalu Papito

Website 4 the day:
Parametric 3D modeling:
https://openscad.org/

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Daydreaming

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Chicken embryo developing in glass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOLy6J1Sorg

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Do it right!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Philosophy 
It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.
-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Website 4 the day:
Browse privately:
https://www.epicbrowser.com/

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Very creepy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
-- Tina Fey

Website 4 the day:
Poetry:
https://poets.org/

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Good work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Philosophy 
The reward for good work is more work.
-- Francesca Elisia

Website 4 the day:
Try out WIndows 11:
https://win11.blueedge.me/
(enter anything for a password and press Enter)

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Make mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams

Website 4 the day:
Video editor:
https://www.avs4you.com/

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I was shocked

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Humor 
I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof

Website 4 the day: 
Unusual products:
https://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/

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It's hard doing nothing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Humor 
Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.
-- Leslie Nielsen

Website 4 the day:
This night sky does not exist: 
https://arthurfindelair.com/thisnightskydoesnotexist/

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Don’t grow old

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Philosophy 
We don’t grow old. When we cease to grow, we become old.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Website 4 the day:
This beach does not exist:
https://thisbeachdoesnotexist.com/

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The flavor of failure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
-- Truman Capote

Website 4 the day:
This city does not exist:
http://thiscitydoesnotexist.com/

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The future, day-by-day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Philosophy 
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
This car does not exist: 
https://www.thisautomobiledoesnotexist.com/

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Look at the past and the future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Philosophy 
It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare.
-- Lisa Lieberman-Wang

Website 4 the day:
This word does not exist:
https://www.thisworddoesnotexist.com/

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Other's noise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your inner voice
-- Steve Jobs

Website 4 the day:
This chemical does not exist:
https://thischemicaldoesnotexist.com/

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How many lemons?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Humor 
How many lemons grow on a tree? All of them.

Website 4 the day:
This horse does not exist:
https://thishorsedoesnotexist.com/

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Less anxious

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Philosophy 
One is a great deal less anxious if one feels perfectly free to be anxious.
-- Alan Watts

Website 4 the day:
This foot does not exist:
https://thisfootdoesnotexist.com/

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Facts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Facts are stubborn things
-- John Adams

Website 4 the day:
This meme does not exist:
https://imgflip.com/ai-meme

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I wish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Humor 
I wish we could become better strangers.
-- William Shakespeare

Website 4 the day:
These lyrics do not exist:
https://theselyricsdonotexist.com/

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Better to buy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Philosophy 
It's far better to buy a wonderful company at a fair price than a fair company at a wonderful price.
-- Warren Buffett

Website 4 the day:
This snack does not exist:
https://thissnackdoesnotexist.com/

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If you were the prize

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Humor 
If you were the prize at the end of my race, I would walk backwards.
-- Judge Judy

Website 4 the day:
This startup does not exist:
https://thisstartupdoesnotexist.com/

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Not a fact

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Impossible is not a fact. Impossible is an opinion.
-- Elizabeth Holmes

Website 4 the day:
This rental does not exist:
https://thisrentaldoesnotexist.com/

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Resistance training

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I am trying resistance training.  I refuse to exercise. 

Website 4 the day:
Comic artwork tool:
https://medibangpaint.com/en/pc/

 


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What the world needs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
-- Oscar Levant

Website 4 the day:
Open source GUI prototyping tool:
https://pencil.evolus.vn/

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Dying on Mars

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact.
-- Elon Musk

Website 4 the day:
Language affects judgments:
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0010027721000524/

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Swiss army

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
-- Billy Connolly

Website 4 the day:
3D models:
https://thangs.com/

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Like a baby

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Perfectly timed photos:
https://www.perfectlytimedphotos.com/

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To err is human

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman. 
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Dancing with opportunity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Opportunity dances with those already on the dance floor.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Website 4 the day:
Trust:
https://ncase.me/trust/

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Suck at the trumpet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
If you suck at playing the trumpet, that is probably why.

Website 4 the day:
Ankle exoskeletons:
https://www.freethink.com/articles/ankle-exoskeleton

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Women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Women are made to be loved, not understood.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Your age on other planets:
https://www.kamogo.com/2

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If you were an idiot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
End of world countdown:
https://www.kamogo.com/21

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Observing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
You can observe a lot by just watching.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Application security - community edition:
https://portswigger.net/burp/releases/professional-community-2021-4-3?requestededition=community

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Something for nothing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
When you get something for nothing, you just haven’t been billed for it yet.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Operation Hat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p21mGfEnymw

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So ugly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Break glass:
https://www.breakstuffbayarea.com/

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Defining middle age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
-- E. Joseph Cossman

Website 4 the day:
Send some snow:
https://www.breakstuffbayarea.com/

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Six out of seven

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Six of seven dwarves aren't Happy. 

Website 4 the day:
Capture MP3s from YouTube: 
https://ytmp3.cc/youtube-to-mp3/

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Lost in thought

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Electric planes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj4PE9uATJA

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Never believe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe him.
-- Charles de Gaulle

Website 4 the day:
Library of Babel:
https://libraryofbabel.info/

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Being wise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
-- Sam Levesnson

Website 4 the day:
No code web and mobile app development:
https://solutions.appsheet.com/

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Horse money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
PDF Tools for Windows:
https://tools.pdf24.org/en/creator

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Crying over an onion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Python for low-cost microcontrollers:
https://circuitpython.org/

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Forced to live

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Balanced news:
https://www.allsides.com/

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Autocorrect

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Autocorrect is my own worst enema.

Website 4 the day:
Prisoners' inventions:
https://temporaryservices.org/served/projects-by-name/prisoners-inventions/

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I wish I knew

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
-- Eubie Blake

Website 4 the day:
Library of mistakes:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/podcast-library-of-mistakes

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The trouble with jogging

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Classic movies:
https://www.classiccinemaonline.com/

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When to start

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 

The time to begin most things is ten years ago.
-- Mignon McLaughlin

Website 4 the day:
Follow a raindrop:
https://river-runner.samlearner.com/

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It takes 20 years

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son – and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
-- Helen Rowland

Website 4 the day:
Drama of metal forming:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEatTMQsGtg

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When I was kidnapped

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Intuitive vector graphics editor:
https://boxy-svg.com/

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The internet is great

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Visualize mathematics:
https://www.imaginary.org/program/surfer

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Three unwritten rules

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021, In : Humor 
The three unwritten rules of business:

Website 4 the day:
Tattoo ideas:
https://tattoo-ideas.com/

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Bird target

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Today, when I stepped outside, I got shit on by a bird. But I’m still going back outside tomorrow.
-- Christie Craig

Website 4 the day:
Human echolocation:
https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0252330

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Stirred but not shaken

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021, In : Humor 
I’m not confused, I’m just well mixed.
-- Robert Frost

Website 4 the day:
Artificial inflation of climate news:
https://syntheticmessenger.labr.io/

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Pie slicing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021, In : Humor 
Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Documentaries:
https://www.documentarystorm.com/

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Confusion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021, In : Philosophy 
We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty.
-- Edward R Murrow

Website 4 the day:
Need someone to talk to?
https://www.7cups.com/

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Something for nothing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021, In : Humor 
When you get something for nothing, you just haven’t been billed for it yet.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Planning D Day:
https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/a15909/how-d-day-was-planned-1944

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Single because ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021, In : Humor 
I’m single because I was born that way.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
70+ Python projects:
https://www.theinsaneapp.com/2021/06/list-of-python-projects-with-source-code-and-tutorials.html

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Tree identification

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021, In : Humor 
You can tell a tree is a dogwood tree by its bark.

Website 4 the day:
Slide rule simulators:
https://www.sliderules.org/

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Support bacteria

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021, In : Humor 
Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Spoof calls:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBsh9cC3FH4

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Why shoes?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021, In : Humor 
We only need to wear shoes because the British built roads which hurt our feet.
-- Anthony Burgess

Website 4 the day:
Weirdness of computers:
https://suricrasia.online/iceberg/

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Keeping calm

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021, In : Humor 
The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Scanner art:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2yTNVebKR4

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Do you mind?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021, In : Humor 
Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
First person look at the Capitol Riot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hszd21sQa0s

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Things we do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021, In : Philosophy 
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
-- Aesop

Website 4 the day:
Silicon Valley Idea Generator:
https://www.kamogo.com/5

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Something to do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021, In : Humor 
Just go up to somebody on the street and say, “You’re it!” and just run away.
-- Ellen Degeneres

Website 4 the day:
Google Docs templates:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/24-google-docs-templates-will-make-life-easier

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ID theft

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021, In : Humor 
My friend David had his ID stolen. He is now just Dav.

Website 4 the day:
Internet radio station list:
https://www.internet-radio.com/

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Working in a pet store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021, In : Humor 
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Lost English letters:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJxKyh9e5_A

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You're old

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021, In : Humor 
You know you’re old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Have you been in a data breach?
https://monitor.firefox.com/

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Behind every great man...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021, In : Humor 
Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.
-- Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Create Windows shortcuts that don't ask UAC permissions:
https://www.tenforums.com/tutorials/57690-create-elevated-shortcut-without-uac-prompt-windows-10-a.html

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Follow the masses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021, In : Humor 
Be careful when you blindly follow the Masses… Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
-- Leonardo DiCaprio

Website 4 the day:
Windows Image Viewer:
https://www.faststone.org/FSViewerDetail.htm

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Talk is cheap?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021, In : Humor 
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Selenium automated browser:
https://www.selenium.dev/

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All psychos

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Everyone is a psycho, and the average of all psychos is what we call normal.
-- Chetan Bhagat

Website 4 the day:
Python library to access Excel spreadsheets:
https://openpyxl.readthedocs.io/en/stable/

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Dividing the Red Sea

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021, In : Humor 
Did Moses divide the Red Sea by using a sea-saw?

Website 4 the day:
Three famous burgers recreated:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBEmFxdpQGI

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Constantly smiling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021, In : Humor 
Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.
-- Laurell K. Hamilton

Website 4 the day:
Painting a "transparent" wall:
https://digg.com/video/graffiti-artist-shows-how-he-pulls-off-painting-a-transparent-wall

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Grooming

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021, In : Humor 
If I were to start taking care of my grooming, I would no longer be my own self; so, the hell with it.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Free open-source password manager:
https://www.passbolt.com/

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Very sad

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Nothing is more sad than the death of an illusion.
-- Arthur Koestler

Website 4 the day:
Terms & Conditions - the game:
https://termsandconditions.game/

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Education

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021, In : Humor 
Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Rocking a stuck roller coaster:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9qAnG-7OzU

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Make an editor happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021, In : Humor 
Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very;’ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Glass breaking at 800,000 frames per second:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE7ug2okU-E

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Teaching

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021, In : Philosophy 
It is noble to teach oneself, but still nobler to teach others—and less trouble.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Vegetables eaten by mealworms:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2cjocJKZb0

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Be there or be square

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 29, 2021, In : Humor 

"Be there or be square" means that you are not a-round.

Website 4 the day:
Inflate and animate a drawing: 
https://monstermash.zone/

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A starving dog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 29, 2021, In : Philosophy 
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man. 
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
How strong is your password? 
https://www.uic.edu/apps/strong-password/

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Secret of success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 29, 2021, In : Philosophy 
The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. 
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Hackable text editor: 
https://atom.io/

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Waking women in love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 29, 2021, In : Humor 
Don’t wake up a woman in love. Let her dream, so that she does not weep when she returns to her bitter reality. 
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Screen capture and video editing: 
https://www.movavi.com/

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Stupid arguing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 29, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. 
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Build machine learning models: 
https://www.edgeimpulse.com/

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Forbidden

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 29, 2021, In : Philosophy 
The funniest things are forbidden. 
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Robot simulator: 
http://gazebosim.org/

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Language for the deaf and blind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 29, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. 
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Anonymous email:
https://www.5ymail.com/

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Adjective forms

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021, In : Humor 
Since the adjective of "metal" is "metallic" shouldn't the adjective of "iron" be "ironic"?

Website 4 the day:
Ash Kyd's website: 
https://ash.ms/vlog/

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Wife's mood ring

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021, In : Humor 
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When she's in a good mood it turns blue, but when she's in a bad mood there's a red mark across my forehead.
 -- Jeff Foxworthy  

Website 4 the day:
SQL injection penetration testing tool: 
https://sqlmap.org/

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Valuable truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021, In : Humor 
Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession and therefore are economical in its use.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Live captioning on desktop Google Chrome: 
https://www.maketecheasier.com/enable-live-captions-in-chrome-desktop

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Down to earth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021, In : Humor 
I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth.
-- Karl Lagerfeld

Website 4 the day:
Where to watch ducks: 
https://sickofthis.xyz/

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Wetness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021, In : Humor 
How very wet this water is.
-- L. Frank Baum

Website 4 the day:
How long have you traveled: 
https://www.kamogo.com/14

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Foolish money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021, In : Humor 
A fool and his money are soon partying. 
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Remove malware from Windows: 
https://www.windowscentral.com/how-remove-malware-using-microsoft-safety-scanner-windows-10

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Quantum understanding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021, In : Philosophy 
If you think you understand quantum mechanics, you don't understand quantum mechanics. 
-- Richard Feynmann

Website 4 the day:
Some word origins: 
https://scroll.in/article/991381/five-words-that-dont-mean-what-you-think-they-do

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Pub walking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021, In : Humor 
It only takes me minutes to walk to the pub and over a half-hour to go home. The difference is staggering.

Website 4 the day:
Free, secure email: 
https://www.mailpile.is/

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The Interstate Highway System

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 21, 2021, In : Humor 
Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything.
-- Charles Kuralt

Website 4 the day:
Koko's final message: 
https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/lpypdt/kokos_final_message_to_humanity/

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Accountable to nobody

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 21, 2021, In : Philosophy 
A body of men holding themselves accountable to nobody ought not to be trusted by anybody.
  -- Thomas Paine  

Website 4 the day:
Natural medicine database: 
http://naturaldatabaseconsumer.therapeuticresearch.com/

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Moldy bread and you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 21, 2021, In : Philosophy 
If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.   
-- Muhammad Ali

Website 4 the day:
Sewing with your Swiss Army knife: 
https://youtu.be/V2UPOmhnwQA

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Be someone else

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 21, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are. 
-- Kurt Cobain

Website 4 the day:
Logarithmic maps of the universe: 
https://www.astro.princeton.edu/universe/

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Success dreams

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 21, 2021, In : Philosophy 
I never dreamt of success. I worked for it. 
-- Estee Lauder

Website 4 the day:
Removing stickers: 
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/642775/how-remove-sticker-glass-plastic-other-surfaces

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Master your future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 21, 2021, In : Philosophy 
You can't master your future if you're still a slave to your past. 
-- Rihanna

Website 4 the day:
MS-DOS source code: 
https://github.com/microsoft/MS-DOS

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Worse than raining cats and dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 8, 2021, In : Humor 
I thought it was bad raining cats and dogs, but it got worse when hailing taxis.

Website 4 the day:
Intelligent flash cards:
 https://apps.ankiweb.net/

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Obey all the rules

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 8, 2021, In : Philosophy 
If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun. 
-- Katharine Hepburn

Website 4 the day:
Trash left on the moon: 
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2012/12/the-trash-weve-left-on-the-moon/266465/

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Luck is

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 8, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way. 
-- Aaron Allston

Website 4 the day:
Get a link to pasted text: 
https://pastebin.com/

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Greatest inspiration

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 8, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. 
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
SQL hacking training: 
https://app.hackedu.com/demo

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Multiply opportunities

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 8, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Opportunities multiply as they are seized. 
-- Sun Tzu

Website 4 the day:
Visualize Python code: 
http://pythontutor.com/

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Privacy and accountability

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 8, 2021, In : Philosophy 
When it comes to privacy and accountability, people always demand the former for themselves and the latter for everyone else. 
-- David Brin

Website 4 the day:
Music by train: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBNHmUT3GPg

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Forget to see

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 8, 2021, In : Philosophy 
To see we must forget the name of the thing we are looking at. 
-- Claude Monet

Website 4 the day:
Generate emoji passwords: 
https://www.kamogo.com/16

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Bumping plates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 2, 2021, In : Humor 
When one tectonic plate bumped into another it said "Sorry! My fault."

Website 4 the day:
DIY Big Mac: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgIfypeptJw

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Not living our dreams

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. 
-- Les Brown

Website 4 the day:
Ants eating an orange segment: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZerSwuw1rU

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Useless plans

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Plans are useless, but planning is indispensable. 
-- Dwight Eisenhower

Website 4 the day:
Remove common words: 
https://www.kamogo.com/9

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Look around

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
If you look around the room, and you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room. 
-- Lorne Michaels

Website 4 the day:
14 experiments gone wrong: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDQd_ATdkpg

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Make mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
If you're not making mistakes, then you're not making decisions. 
-- Catherine Cook

Website 4 the day:
Find disk hogs: 
https://www.jam-software.com/treesize_free

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A good memory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I distinctly remember forgetting that. 
-- Clara Barton

Website 4 the day:
AI or not AI?
https://tidiosurveys.typeform.com/to/Qhh2ILd0

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Surprising cost

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 2, 2021, In : Humor 
You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. 
-- Dolly Parton

Website 4 the day:
Odd programming languages: 
https://catseye.tc/article/Languages.md

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A fitting title

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021, In : Humor 
The purchasing manager for a medical department was given the title "buy-ologist."

Website 4 the day:
Read and write image metadata: 
https://exiftool.org/

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It takes so long

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021, In : Humor 
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. 
--  Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
The recumbent bike: 
https://thereader.mitpress.mit.edu/a-complete-illustrated-history-of-the-recumbent-bicycle

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True wisdom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021, In : Philosophy 
The only true wisdom is knowing that you know nothing. 
-- Socrates

Website 4 the day:
How long until: 
https://www.kamogo.com/11

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Bad taste

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. 
-- Mel Brooks

Website 4 the day:
Foolish calculators: 
https://www.fool.com/calculators/index

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Didn't go to college

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021, In : Humor 
I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would have taken all my tests at a restaurant, because the customer is always right. 
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Cartoon skeletons: 
https://www.boredpanda.com/digital-art-photoshop-famous-cartoon-characters-anatomical-skeletons-luisrogeriop

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Factory work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021, In : Humor 

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Omega Mart commercials: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGHxXw7Qcs8

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Man of my word

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021, In : Humor 
I am a man of my word, and that word is "unreliable." 
-- Demitri Martin

Website 4 the day:
What does Google know about you? 
https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/columnist/komando/2021/04/01/google-tracks-lot-data-you-heres-how-erase-it/4811047001/

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Furniture calls

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021, In : Humor 
The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was one night stand

Website 4 the day:
$1700 electric jeep: 
https://electrek.co/2021/01/30/awesomely-weird-alibaba-electric-vehicle-1500-electric-jeep/  

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Short-term thinking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Short-term thinking is the greatest enemy of good government. 
-- Anthony Albanese

Website 4 the day:
Humorous yearbook postings:
https://cheezburger.com/13677829/humorous-yearbook-quotes-that-echoed-into-eternity

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Traveling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021, In : Philosophy 
You and I come by road or rail, but economists travel on infrastructure.   
-- Margaret Thatcher

Website 4 the day:
Morse code malware: 
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/new-phishing-attack-uses-morse-code-to-hide-malicious-urls/

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Wise man and foolish question

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021, In : Philosophy 
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
  -- Bruce Lee  

Website 4 the day:
Find anyone's email: 
https://getemail.io/em

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Looking stupid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Fear of looking stupid is the #1 killer of dreams. The worst part? The people who make you feel stupid are usually the ones least qualified to judge someone else's life.
--  Anthony Moore

Website 4 the day:
Guessing names: 
https://flowingdata.com/2020/01/21/name-guess/

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Any fool

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain. And, most fools do. 
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Remove Windows watermarks: 
https://winaero.com/download-universal-watermark-disabler/

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They first ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021, In : Philosophy 
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
-- Mahatma Gandhi

Website 4 the day:
Handheld EMP generator: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siVGavpBiyA

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Broken grammar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021, In : Humor 
The semicolon broke grammar laws and was given two consecutive sentences.

Website 4 the day:
Pass the salt: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nORRgU8sGdE

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Stupid fear

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Your fear of looking stupid is making you look stupid. 
-- RuPaul

Website 4 the day:
Deep Nostalgia: 
https://www.theverge.com/2021/2/28/22306097/ai-brings-still-photos-life-meme-twitter-geneaology-myheritage

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Stop questioning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021, In : Philosophy 
No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.
-- Charles Proteus Steinmetz 

Website 4 the day:
Find reasonable costs for health care procedures:
https://www.fairhealthconsumer.org/en

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Wise vs. fool

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021, In : Philosophy 
According to King Solomon, there is one major thing that differentiates a wise person from a fool: how he or she receives instruction and correction. 
-- Michael Hyatt

Website 4 the day:
Making aluminum cans: 
https://digg.com/video/how-aluminum-cans-are-made

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Essential learning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021, In : Philosophy 
I learned pretty soon that it was essential to fail and be foolish. 
-- Daniel Day-Lewis

Website 4 the day:
Microsoft Power Automate: 
https://flow.microsoft.com/en-us/desktop/

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Famous hospital

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Our hospital was famous and had housed many great poets and singers. Did the hospital specialize in poets and singers, or was it that poets and singers specialized in madness? 
-- Susanna Kaysen

Website 4 the day:
Select terminal colors: 
https://terminal.sexy/

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Think I'm crazy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021, In : Philosophy 
People who think I'm crazy are people who are still not sure about themselves. 
-- Anuj Jasani

Website 4 the day:
Political cartoons: 
https://www.usnews.com/cartoons

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Napoleon's coat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 28, 2021, In : Humor 
Napoleon may not have designed the coat he wore, but he did have a hand in it.

Website 4 the day:
1891 American slang dictionary: 
https://archive.org/details/americanslangdic00maitiala/page/n5/mode/2up

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Boredom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 28, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Boredom is a lack of crazy. It's a lack of creativity. Invention. Innovation. If you're bored, blame yourself. 
-- Katelyn S. Irons

Website 4 the day:
Inside a polar bear den: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQHAhPMNU2w

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Crazy theory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 28, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true. 
-- Niels Bohr

Website 4 the day:
Russian space news:  
http://www.russianspaceweb.com/

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Correct decisions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 28, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Sometimes correct decisions are not good decisions. 
-- Hassan Choughari

Website 4 the day:
Global Forest Watch:  
https://www.globalforestwatch.org/

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Greatest lesson

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 28, 2021, In : Philosophy 
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
-- Sir Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
Book hotels directly: 
https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/roadwarriorvoices/2015/06/03/why-you-should-book-your-stay-directly-with-the-hotel/83307734/

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Rule making

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 28, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Any fool can make a rule. Any fool can mind it. 
-- Henry David Thoreau

Website 4 the day:
Convert media formats: 
https://www.howtogeek.com/715931/how-to-convert-media-files-using-the-command-prompt-on-windows-10/

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Not all have brains

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 28, 2021, In : Humor 
The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.  
― Raheel Farooq

Website 4 the day:
Virtual lava lamp: 
http://www.slightlyinteresting.com/lavalamp/lava.asp

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Beethoven would never succeed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 27, 2021, In : Humor 
Everyone told Beethoven that he would never succeed in music, just because he was deaf. But did he listen?

Website 4 the day:
Online spirograph: 
https://nathanfriend.io/inspirograph/

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Revenge strategy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 27, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. 
-- Confucius

Website 4 the day:
1,000,000 giraffes: 
https://www.onemilliongiraffes.com/

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Young and foolish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 27, 2021, In : Philosophy 
We were young, we were foolish, we were arrogant, but we were right. 
-- Daniel Ellsberg

Website 4 the day:
Minionese translator: 
http://minionstranslator.com/

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Crazy people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 27, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Crazy people are considered mad by the rest of the society only because their intelligence isn't understood. 
-- Wei Hui

Website 4 the day:
Helmet can stop alien abductions: 
http://www.stopabductions.com/

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Talk to a fool

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 27, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. 
-- Euripides

Website 4 the day:
Guess Google's autocomplete results: 
https://www.googlefeud.com/

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Perennial folly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 27, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Folly is perennial and yet the human race has survived. 
-- Bertrand Russell

Website 4 the day:
Send bulk emails in Gmail: 
https://www.makeuseof.com/how-to-send-bulk-emails-gmail-from-sheets/

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Life and love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 27, 2021, In : Humor 
Life is one fool thing after another, whereas love is two fool things after each other. 
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Worm composting: 
https://digg.com/video/time-lapse-of-worms-composting-leaves-cardboard-and-paper-over-100-days

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Become a trash collector

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
To become a trash collector you don't need much training. You just pick it up as you go along.

Website 4 the day:
Prank glitter bomb: 
https://pranksanonymous.com/product/glitter-bomb/

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Success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Philosophy 
In order to succeed, you can’t be afraid to fail. Just do it and don’t let anybody tell you you can’t.
-- Faith Hill

Website 4 the day:
Modern Windows file manager: 
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/p/files/9nghp3dx8hdx?activetab=pivot:overviewtab

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Stop drawing lines

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Philosophy 
You can waste your lives drawing lines. Or you can live your life crossing them.
-- Shonda Rhimes

Website 4 the day:
Drones-eye view of a bowling alley: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgS54fqKxf0

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Forget "what" and think of "how"

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Forget about what you have to do for a second. How do you want to be for today?
-- Jane Scudder

Website 4 the day:
F-bomb in Beatles' "Hey Jude": 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyo1ScwcDAc

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Done and perfect

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Done is better than perfect.
-- Sheryl Sandberg

Website 4 the day:
Animated engines: 
http://animatedengines.com/

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Black clouds and blue skies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Philosophy 
My experiences remind me that it’s those black clouds that make the blue skies even more beautiful.
-- Kelly Clarkson

Website 4 the day:
High-performance Python compiler: 
http://numba.pydata.org/

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Someday

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Denise Brennan-Nelson

Website 4 the day:
Email aliases: 
https://polycred.com/

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Luggage theft

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
I went on trial for stealing some luggage. It was a brief case.

Website 4 the day:
O RLY book cover generator: 
https://dev.to/rly

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Like a sewer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Golf-Tip: 
https://1800golftip.com/

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Short weekends

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
The weekends are too short for sleep!
-- Bryant A. Loney

Website 4 the day:
13 psychology tricks: 
https://thelifehacker.org/2020/06/22/13-psychology-tricks-that-will-work-on-anybody/

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Wherever Dad is

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.
-- Jack Whitehall

Website 4 the day:
The Greek Antikythera Mechanism: 
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-021-84310-w.pdf

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Afraid of success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
My therapist says I’m afraid of success. I guess I could understand that, because after all, fulfilling my potential would really cut into my sitting-around time.
-- Maria Bamford

Website 4 the day:
Who hates who? 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWX0bbGAd0k

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Living within your means

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Nano vs. Bitcoin: 
https://medium.com/nanocurrency/nano-is-what-bitcoin-hoped-to-be-a84aecf46b74

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The Los Angeles Angels

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
Does it disturb anyone else that ‘The Los Angeles Angels’ baseball team translates directly to ‘The The Angels Angels’?
-- Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Website 4 the day:
C extensions for Python: 
https://cython.org/

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Winter fat gone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 

Finally, my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls.

Website 4 the day:
Official US Government website: 
https://www.usa.gov/

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Sushi and plastic surgery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
-- Graham Norton

Website 4 the day:
Open access journals and articles: 
https://doaj.org/

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Beautiful sunrises

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.
-- Mindy Kaling

Website 4 the day:
Search the Dark Web: 
https://ahmia.fi/

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Lack of communcation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Escape Zoom meetings: 
https://zoomescaper.com/

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Other's paths

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Slap-cooking a chicken: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHFhnnTWMgI

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Start of shopping season

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
Construct3 game maker: 
https://www.construct.net/en

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Easy to be wrong

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Philosophy 
It is so easy to be wrong - and to persist in being wrong  - when the costs of being wrong are paid by others.     
-- Thomas Sowell

Website 4 the day:
Learn to draw:
https://drawabox.com/

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Moses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Moses was a basket case.

Website 4 the day:
Create flowcharts: 
https://flowchart.fun/

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Almost everything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
90 percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon  

Website 4 the day:
Interesting Engineering: 
https://interestingengineering.com/

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Washington DC

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John. F. Kennedy

Website 4 the day:
The Milky Way: 
https://astroanarchy.blogspot.com/2021/03/gigapixel-mosaic-of-milky-way-1250.html

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Nice being a pessimist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.     
-- George Will

Website 4 the day:
Pick-up lines used by women: 
https://www.researchgate.net/profile/T-Joel-Wade/publication/337990989_Can_I_have_your_number_Men's_perceived_effectiveness_of_pick-up_lines_used_by_women/links/5df912ba299bf10bc3634656/Can-I-have-your-number-Mens-perceived-effectiveness-of-pick-up-lines-used-by-women.pdf

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Defamation of character

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
I was going to sue for defamation of character, but then I realized I have no character. 
-- Charles Brakley

Website 4 the day:
Turbo encabulator: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fjcJp_Nwvk

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Marriage alternative

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house. 
-- Rod Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Retroencabulator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW2LvQUcwqc

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Don’t want a whole dessert

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
'I don’t want a whole dessert; let’s just get two spoons.' - Former friends of mine
 -- Anna Kendrick  

Website 4 the day:
Lego Oreo cheesecake: 
https://digg.com/video/this-stop-motion-oreo-cheesecake-made-out-of-legos-looks-mouthwateringly-delicious

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Dwarves and midgets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Dwarves and midgets have little in common.

Website 4 the day:
Hamster obstacle course:
https://digg.com/video/hamster-obstacle-course-video

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Created 2 humans

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Sometimes I am amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets.
-- John Kinnear

Website 4 the day:
Welcome to the River Styx:
https://riverstyx.com/

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Yell at your kids

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.
-- Reese Witherspoon

Website 4 the day:
Time tracking: 
https://toggl.com/track/signup/

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The younger generation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it.
-- Haim Ginott

Website 4 the day:
Screw types: 
https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/86582542.jpg

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Helping folks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Philosophy 
We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.
-- Frank Howard Clark

Website 4 the day:
Space videos: 
https://mashable.com/article/4k-space-videos/

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Middle age fright

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
-- Doris Day

Website 4 the day:
Face recognition in Python: 
https://pypi.org/project/deepface/

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Not old enough

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
No man is ever old enough to know better.
-- Holbrook Jackson

Website 4 the day:
Map of the universe: 
https://share.smartnews.com/scPY

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Magazine collector

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
I told my therapist about my obsession with collecting magazines. He said that I have a lot of issues.

Website 4 the day:
Find faces like yours on the internet: 
https://pimeyes.com/en

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Learned from children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Laundry symbols: 
https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/86582534.jpg

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Nothing to do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
-- Bob Phillips

Website 4 the day:
Privacy-centric browser: 
https://librewolf.readthedocs.io/en/latest/

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The high road

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired.
-- Sandra Bullock

Website 4 the day:
Bicyling science: 
https://direct.mit.edu/books/book/3998/Bicycling-Science

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Let me check my calendar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
I just realized that ‘Let me check my calendar’ is the adult version of ‘Let me ask my mom.
-- Noelle Chatham

Website 4 the day:
Virtual Reality meetings: 
https://spatial.io/ ?yola-link-is-coming=true

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Wrote children's books

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
I wrote a few children’s books… not on purpose.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Check for email/password breaches: 
https://www.confidently.com/databreach.html

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Worn out fast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents.
-- John J. Plomp

Website 4 the day:
Test Linux versions in a browser: 
https://distrotest.net/

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Persistent debt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
Your debt will stay with you if you can't budge it.

Website 4 the day:
Pun-ish company names: 
https://cheezburger.com/13424645/pun-business-names-that-really-went-for-it

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Why babies?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
Make no mistake about why these babies are here—they are here to replace us.
-- Jerry Seinfield

Website 4 the day:
Run classic operating systems in a browser: 
https://youtu.be/2XYTARp4TNg

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X-rayed my head

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.
-- Dizzy Dean

Website 4 the day:
Pick a color: 
http://www.romeolight.com/products/cp1/

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How grateful

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity.
-- Gib Lewis

Website 4 the day:
Swiss Army Knife blades:
https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/86582538.jpg

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If we don't succeed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
-- Dan Quayle

Website 4 the day:
Cloak your photos: 
https://sandlab.cs.uchicago.edu/fawkes/

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Give a man a fish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Making the Slice of Life film: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjVowm9Sy9M

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Barbie popular?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Amateur Blade Runner fan film: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyn0cLCMKsM

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Named after Einstein

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Humor 
I was named after Einstein. Yeah, he was named in 1879.

Website 4 the day:
Sell your startup: 
https://microacquire.com/

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Simply wise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Humor 
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
-- Sam Levenson

Website 4 the day:
Amazon product price history: 
https://keepa.com/

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Slow children playing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Humor 
I think those neighborhood signs that say ‘slow children playing’ are so very mean.
-- Zack Galifianakis

Website 4 the day:
15 facts: 
https://15facts.com/

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Went to a meeting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Humor 
I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early
-- Jack Benny

Website 4 the day:
Anti-social media: 
http://www.noiys.com/

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Missing fingers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Philosophy 
If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn’t type any slower.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Change computer screen color by time: 
https://justgetflux.com/

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Wealth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants.
-- Epictetus  

Website 4 the day:
You're the bomb: 
http://thebomb.lol/

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Afraid of heights

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Humor 
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
The deadliest pandemics: 
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/local/retropolis/coronavirus-deadliest-pandemics/

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My drug test

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 25, 2021, In : Humor 
I scored high on my drug test.

Website 4 the day:
If you dug a hole straight through the earth: 
https://www.antipodesmap.com/

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Everyone's asking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 25, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, are married, or own a house as if life was some kind of grocery list. But no one ever asks if you are happy.
-- Heath Ledger

Website 4 the day:
Did CIA Observed 'Life On Mars' In 1984? 
https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-weird-technology-declassified-documents-suggest-cia-observed-life-on-mars-in-1984-20210218

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The wind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 25, 2021, In : Philosophy 
The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The realist adjusts the sails. 
-- William Arthur Ward

Website 4 the day:
Legal definitions: 
https://definitions.uslegal.com/

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Be stoic

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 25, 2021, In : Philosophy 
To be stoic is not to be emotionless, but to remain unaffected by your emotions.
-- James Pierce  

Website 4 the day:
Hear a color: 
https://artsandculture.google.com/experiment/play-a-kandinsky/sgF5ivv105ukhA?hl=en

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Get started

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 25, 2021, In : Philosophy 
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. 
-- Walt Disney

Website 4 the day:
How to sit on air: 
https://digg.com/video/engineer-demonstrates-how-to-pull-off-the-sitting-in-the-air-trick

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Don't be angry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 25, 2021, In : Philosophy 
There are two things a person should never be angry at, what they can help, and what they cannot. 
-- Plato

Website 4 the day:
Munch declared "Can only have been painted by a madman" on The Scream: 
https://www.cnn.com/style/article/edvard-munch-the-scream-inscription-scli-intl/

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What happens to you?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 25, 2021, In : Philosophy 
It's not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters. 
-- Epictetus

Website 4 the day:
Small particle accelerator: 
https://theconversation.com/forget-the-large-hadron-collider-our-team-has-designed-a-particle-accelerator-the-size-of-a-large-room-155433

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Small swimming pool donation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Humor 
A man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation for a local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

Website 4 the day:
Ames window illusion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBap_Lp-0oc

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Popular labor-saving device

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Humor 
The most popular labor-saving device is still money.
-- Phyllis George

Website 4 the day:
Convert Audible files to MP3:
https://openaudible.org/

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Love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Love is a great beautifier.
-- Louisa May Alcott

Website 4 the day:
Convert audio formats:
https://convertio.co/audio-converter/

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Nothing can erase

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha

Website 4 the day:
VIdeos of the Capital attack:
https://thepatr10t.github.io/yall-Qaeda/

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Traveling on the wrong road

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Philosophy 
No amount of travel on the wrong road will bring you to the right destination.
-- Ben Gaye, III

Website 4 the day:
Unbelievable Facts:
https://unbelievablefactsblog.com/

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Waiting for something to turn up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Philosophy 
The person who is waiting for something to turn up might start with their shirt sleeves.
-- Garth Henrichs

Website 4 the day:
Get crows to move on:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb0CAqiImZE

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To err is human

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Philosophy 
To err is human; to refrain from laughing, humane.
-- Lane Olinghouse

Website 4 the day:
Python in 75 minutes:
https://youtu.be/VchuKL44s6E

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Stop imitating a flamingo

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Humor 
When my wife insisted that I stop imitating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

Website 4 the day:
Popsicle piano:
https://digg.com/video/someone-made-a-miniature-piano

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Joking gods

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Humor 
The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle

Website 4 the day:
The UFO collection:
https://www.theblackvault.com/documentarchive/ufos-the-central-intelligence-agency-cia-collection/

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Creative activity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or better.
-- John Hoyer Updike

Website 4 the day:
Secret menus:
https://secretmenus.com/

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How to be happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Humor 
It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.
-- Alan Alda

Website 4 the day:
Trump Twitter archive:
https://www.thetrumparchive.com/

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Anarchy and chaos

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Anarchy is not chaos, but order with out control.
-- David Layson

Website 4 the day:
SEO Guide:
https://yoast.com/complete-beginner-guide-to-seo/

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Peaceful eating

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Philosophy 
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
-- Aesop

Website 4 the day:
The International Obfuscated C Code Contest: 
https://www.ioccc.org/

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The first casualty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Philosophy 
In war, truth is the first casualty.
-- Aeschylus

Website 4 the day:
Chicken slapping: 
https://youtu.be/68L6JA_CnmU

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Someone stole my antidepressants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Someone stole my antidepressants. I hope he's happy!

Website 4 the day:
Beginner's guide to GIT: 
https://www.maketecheasier.com/beginners-guide-to-git

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Critics are like eunuchs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves. 
  -- Brendan Behan  

Website 4 the day:
Global sleep durations: 
https://i.redd.it/etrutievbq661.png

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Save the earth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes.
--  P. J. O'Rourke

Website 4 the day:
Growing red pepper: 
https://digg.com/video/red-bell-pepper-grow-time-lapse

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The road to hell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021, In : Humor 
The road to hell is paved with adverbs.
-- Stephen King

Website 4 the day:
Toxicological analysis of George’s marvellous medicine: 
https://www.bmj.com/content/371/bmj.m4467

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The trouble with this country

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021, In : Humor 
The trouble with this country is that there are too many people going about saying, ‘The trouble with this country is ….
-- Sinclair Lewis

Website 4 the day:
Darth by Darthwest: 
https://digg.com/video/someone-inserted-cary-grant-into-star-wars

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No enemies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021, In : Humor 
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Machine learning in Python, Pytorch: 
https://pytorch.org/

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Stupidity got us into this mess

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021, In : Humor 
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
-- Will Rogers 

Website 4 the day:
Forest xylophone: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_CDLBTJD4M

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What to call a used car salesman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
A used auto salesman can also be called a car-deal-ologist. 

Website 4 the day:
Become a cartoon:

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The trouble with some women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.
-- Cher

Website 4 the day:
$1.50 logic analyzer: 
http://www.ganssle.com/tem/tem411.html#article2

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Marxist and Fascist similarity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
I’ve been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
-- Lee Grant

Website 4 the day:
Quantum mechanics, explained:
https://www.sciencealert.com/17-year-old-wins-global-science-prize-for-brilliant-explainer-on-quantum-mechanics

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A self-made man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
He is a self-made man and worships his creator.
-- Henry Clapp

Website 4 the day:
Internet link problem reports: 
https://downdetector.com/

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Compressing words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Link and information manager for Chrome browser: 
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/braintool/fialfmcgpibjgdoeodaondepigiiddio

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I know a man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
-- Johnny Carson

Website 4 the day:
Very short movie summaries: Log file explorer: http://glogg.bonnefon.org/
http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/

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The road to success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
-- Will Rogers 

Website 4 the day:
Mars Perseverance rover landing trailer: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpISn-B6VA0

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Adam and Eve were first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Adam and Eve were the first to ignore apple's terms and conditions.

Website 4 the day:
The science of funny:
https://digg.com/video/heres-the-funniest-joke-in-the-world-according-to-science

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Successful women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.
-- Stephanie Piro

Website 4 the day:
Create Venn diagrams:
https://www.visme.co/venn-diagram-maker/

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Life in Lubbock

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth, and you should save it for someone you love.
-- Butch Hancock

Website 4 the day:
Personality quiz:
https://www.16personalities.com/

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Acts of God

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
The only people who still call hurricanes acts of God are the people who write insurance forms.
-- Neil deGrasse Tyson

Website 4 the day:
Haiku generator:
https://www.nsahaiku.net/

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Reincarnation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I don’t believe in reincarnation, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
-- Shane Richie

Website 4 the day:
The Oregon Trail:
https://archive.org/details/msdos_Oregon_Trail_The_1990

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Instant gratification

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Instant gratification takes too long. 
-- Carrie Fisher

Website 4 the day:
Kitten cam:
https://explore.org/livecams/cats/kitten-rescue-cam

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Living in the past

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I admit that I live in the past, but only because housing is so much cheaper. 
-- Matt Wohlfarth

Website 4 the day:
Miniature animal sculptures:
https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2020/07/fanni-sandor-miniature-animals/

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One flower to another

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
One flower's stamen said to another's pistil "I like your style!".

Website 4 the day:
Penny helicopter:
https://www.airplanesandrockets.com/helicopters/penni-helicopter-jan-1970-aam.htm

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Best with coffee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.
-- Henry Rollins

Website 4 the day:
Third generation glitter bomb:
https://digg.com/video/glitter-bomb-porch-pirate

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Income source

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Filling out a credit card application, my friend came upon this question: ‘What is your source of income?’ She wrote: ‘ATM.
-- Michael Mcrae

Website 4 the day:
Will robots take your job?
https://willrobotstakemyjob.com/

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Where's the homework?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I recently asked a student where his homework was. He replied, ‘It’s still in my pencil.
-- Larry Timmons

Website 4 the day:
Open source programming IDE:
https://codelite.org/

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Do it all over again

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I asked my brother-in-law, the father of four boys, ‘If you had it to do all over again, would you still have kids?’ ‘Yes,’ he said. ‘Just not these four.
-- Sheila Lee

Website 4 the day:
Windows console emulator:
https://cmder.net/

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Harder on a relationship

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years or sharing an iPhone charger for one day.
-- Rhea Butcher

Website 4 the day:
Set up Windows Subsystem for Linux 2 (WSL2) after WSL is installed:
https://www.windowscentral.com/how-install-wsl2-windows-10

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Never at lunch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Set up Windows Subsystem for Linux (WSL):
https://www.windowscentral.com/install-windows-subsystem-linux-windows-10

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Formula for ice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
If the chemical formula for water is H2O, is the formula for ice (H2O)3?

Website 4 the day:
The world's first math mistake:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZVs6wF7nC4

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Normal is an illusion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.
-- Charles Addams

Website 4 the day:
Free Machine Learning course:
https://www.coursera.org/learn/machine-learning

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Rock bottom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, you realize that you're standing on another trap door.
-- Marisha Pessl

Website 4 the day:
Real-time Bitcoin monitor:
https://blocks.wizb.it/

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The devil you know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Even the devil was an angel once.
-- M. Robinson

Website 4 the day:
Extremely buggy web app with 100 vulnerabilities:
http://www.itsecgames.com/

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Coffiee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais

Website 4 the day:
Interactive cybersecurity platform:
https://defendtheweb.net/

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Furniture salesman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
-- Les Dawson

Website 4 the day:
Learn hacking from Google:
https://google-gruyere.appspot.com/

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Not superstitious

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious.
-- Steve Carrell

Website 4 the day:
Windows 10 Powertoys:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/windows-10-powertoys/

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Chicken crosses the playground

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Website 4 the day:
Adventure:
https://emojiadventure.blogspot.com/p/chicken.html

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A happy man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
A happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwell too much on the future. 
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
If you are turned into stone:
https://randomthingstodo.com/13-things-to-do-if-you-suddenly-get-turned-into-stone

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Program solving made easy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Dating site for the dead:
http://www.ghostsingles.com/

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The wisdom of age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Elastic man:
https://www.adultswim.com/etcetera/elastic-man/app.html

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Get with the program

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Every time I “get with the program”… somebody changes the channel.
-- Lynn Johnston

Website 4 the day:
Spacebar counter:
https://www.eggradients.com/tool/spacebar-counter

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You got to choose

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
-- Navjot Sidhu

Website 4 the day:
Computer-generated click bait headlines:
http://clickotron.com/

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Time spent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Isolated people:
https://www.survivalinternational.org/uncontactedtribes

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Boy swallowed some coins

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, the nurse replied “No change yet.”

Website 4 the day:
Things organized neatly:
https://thingsorganizedneatly.tumblr.com/

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At the fork in the road

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Shared piano: 
https://musiclab.chromeexperiments.com/Shared-Piano

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Guilty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the day:
Let's start the new year off right:
http://attackofthecute.com/

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My own rules

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.
-- Si Robertson

Website 4 the day:
Guides on writing simple English: 
http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/free-guides.html

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Progress

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity.
-- Thor Heyerdahl

Website 4 the day:
Online board games: 
https://en.boardgamearena.com/

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Learning from mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly.
-- Peter Cook

Website 4 the day:
Windows keyboard shortcuts: 
https://www.softwareok.com/?seite=Microsoft/QuickTextPaste

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Clever and wise people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. 
-- Albert Einstein 

Website 4 the day:
Windows text expander: 
https://www.phraseexpress.com/

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Treat your wife

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
I read that you should treat your wife like you did on your first date. So, after dinner tonight I'm dropping her off at her parent's house.

Website 4 the day:
SpaceVIM: 
https://spacevim.org/

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We are all mad

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Intiutive convolution: 
https://betterexplained.com/articles/intuitive-convolution/

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Value yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Until you value yourself, you won’t value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.
-- M. Scott Peck

Website 4 the day:
Web Assembly: 
https://webassembly.org/

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Don't know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
A man doesn’t know what he knows until he knows what he doesn’t know.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Website 4 the day:
Find people's details based on their phone number: 
https://medium.com/@santhosh23mj/gather-information-from-phonenumbers-using-phoneinfoga-7f4daa6bcea3

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True terror

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
-- Kurt Vonnegut

Website 4 the day:
Find people: 
https://thatsthem.com/people-search

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Live moves fast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
-- John Hughes

Website 4 the day:
Open source logic analyzer software:
 https://sigrok.org/

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Imagination and knowledge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Colorize old photos: 
https://www.myheritage.com/incolor

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So drunk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
I got so drunk that I passed out in my fireplace. I slept like a log.

Website 4 the day:
Check a username across social media platforms: 
https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock

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Talking to God

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic.
-- Jane Wagner

Website 4 the day:
System simulation in Python:
https://m-labs.hk/gateware/nmigen/

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Ant activity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
It’s only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.
-- Harry Hill

Website 4 the day:
Component search engine: 
https://componentsearchengine.com/

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Black cat crossing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
-- Groucho Markx

Website 4 the day:
Classic cartoons:
https://www.youtube.com/user/8thManDVDcom

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Buying happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.
Gertrude Stein

Website 4 the day:
De-Googled Android OS: 
https://e.foundation/

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Know everything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
You don’t have to know everything. You just have to know where to find it.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
RAM disk for Windows:
https://sourceforge.net/projects/imdisk-toolkit/

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Patriotism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Family dog education: 
https://www.thefamilydog.com/stop-the-77/

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Candy cane collection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020, In : Humor 

I have a candy cane collection. They are all in mint condition.

Website 4 the day:
All 403 Bob Ross episodes: 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxcnsr1R5Ge_fbTu5ajt8DQ

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Laughing at mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.
-- Cullen Hightower

Website 4 the day:
The oldest song: 
https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/the-oldest-song-in-the-world-written-3400-years-ago/

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Laughing at geniuses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
-- Carl Sagan

Website 4 the day:
Boat with no moving parts: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFsiydplCtw

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Shooting lies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
We're all islands shooting lies to each other across seas of misunderstanding.
-- Rudyard Kipling

Website 4 the day:
Phrases with racist pasts: 
https://medium.com/an-injustice/7-racist-slurs-which-you-should-drop-from-your-vocabulary-885c56ba97ae

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Not so smart

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
It is not that I’m so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Open source hardware: 
https://github.com/chipsalliance

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What to do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
When you don't know what to do, do nothing. Be still. 
-- Oprah

Website 4 the day:
Nobody has measured the speed of light: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTn6Ewhb27k

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Possible vs. impossible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The possible is just the impossible that we’ve come to accept. 
  -- Stewart Stafford  

Website 4 the day:
Privacy plan: 
https://securityplanner.consumerreports.org/

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Crying strawberry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
The baby strawberry was crying because his parents were in a jam.

Website 4 the day:
Try to make 2048:
https://play2048.co/

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He is insane

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Ordinarily he is insane. But he has lucid moments when he is only stupid.
-- Heinrich Heine

Website 4 the day:
Find recipes for what you have:
https://www.supercook.com/

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Changing a man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
-- Natalie Wood

Website 4 the day:
Astronomy picture of the day:
https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html

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Dangerous weapons

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright

Website 4 the day:
Lame Facebook posts:
http://www.lamebook.com/

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Secret of success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
The secret of success is to offend the greatest number of people.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Crossfade from the web:
https://crossfade.io/

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Raising children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
-- P. J. O'Rourke

Website 4 the day:
Making a PB&J: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm1NfUUCJgc

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Don't know where you are going

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Scream into the void:
https://screamintothevoid.com/

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Waking up grumpy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Some mornings I wake up grumpy. And some mornings I just let him sleep.

Website 4 the day:

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Churchill's brilliant achievement

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to persuade my wife to marry me.
--Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
Uncontacted tribes:
https://www.survivalinternational.org/uncontactedtribes

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The value of loss

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
-- Mignon McLaughlin

Website 4 the day:
Spreadsheet database:
https://airtable.com/

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The taste of soap

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Create mobile apps from Google spreadsheets:
https://www.glideapps.com/

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Happy marriage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
To keep your marriage brimming; with love in the loving cup… Whenever you’re wrong admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash

Website 4 the day:
Explore debates:
https://www.kialo.com/

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Love is the answer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the day:
Improve Windows security:
https://www.makeuseof.com/easy-ways-boost-security-microsoft-defender-and-windows-10/

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Like a cod

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Locate cell towers:
https://www.cellmapper.net/map

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Acupuncture

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Website 4 the day:
Free video conferencing:
https://meet.jit.si/

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A girl's faults

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girlfriends.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Pressure washer art: 
https://digg.com/video/artist-uses-pressure-washer-to-paint-driveway-mural

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Remain silent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Free video processing software for astronomy: 
https://www.astronomie.be/registax/

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Homework skills

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
-- Bill Waterson

Website 4 the day:
Three free collaboration boards: 
https://lucidspark.com/

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One thing against Moses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil!
-- Golda Meir

Website 4 the day:
Free task planner: 
https://pdapps.org/kanbani/

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Procrastinate

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
An hour of active satellites: 
https://streamable.com/u3v8ew

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1% of the effort

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
I'd rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort.
-- J. Paul Getty

Website 4 the day:
Linux on your Android phone: 
https://hackaday.com/2020/10/07/linux-fu-the-linux-android-convergence/

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Horse's hay

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
After the horse ate all of his hay, he had a baleful look about him.

Website 4 the day:
Space images converted into sound: 
https://www.system-sounds.com/

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Wiser women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
-- James Thurber

Website 4 the day:
Moving with pets: 
https://www.mymove.com/moving/guides/moving-pets-safely/

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More confidence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Name logos: 
https://www.textgiraffe.com/

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Confidence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.
-- Tina Fey

Website 4 the day:
122 Pythagorean Theorem proofs: 
https://www.cut-the-knot.org/pythagoras/

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Doctor's good news

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
-- Steve Martin

Website 4 the day:
Talent sourcing: 
https://usebraintrust.com

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Babies and contraception

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Trimming a 100-foot palm: 
https://digg.com/video/guy-rides-palm-trees-cut-fronds

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Newborn looks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like! It was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato.
-- Kevin Hart

Website 4 the day:
Face mask for Amazon employees: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AXx2XSI4Kw

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Why hummingbirds hum

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
The reason that hummingbirds hum is that they don't know the words.

Website 4 the day:
Ordering a pizza can be hard: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtVKaGpn8Gg

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A gotcha question

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
It doesn’t make it a gotcha question just because it got ya.
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Magpie janitor: 
https://www.instructables.com/Train-Wild-Birds-to-Exchange-Litter-for-Food/

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A terrible childhood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I’d have an excuse.
-- Jimmy Fallon

Website 4 the day:
Collatz calculator: 
https://www.dcode.fr/collatz-conjecture

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You’re getting old

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out’.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
WIndows-like Linux distro: 
https://www.linuxfx.org/

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Failure and success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
It is failure that gives you the proper perspective on success.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
G-suite cheat sheets: 
https://www.customguide.com/cheat-sheet/g-suite-for-business-cheat-sheets.pdf

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Feminine intuition

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically foolproof.
-- Harry Haenigsen

Website 4 the day:
Military brownies: 
https://digg.com/video/us-military-brownie-recipe

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Exhausting parenting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
I don’t know what’s more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or the acting like you know what you’re doing.
-- Jim Gaffigan

Website 4 the day:
What's happening on the internet: 
https://www.visualcapitalist.com/every-minute-internet-2020/

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Alternative titles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor 
librarian -> bookkeeper
referee -> game warden
dairyman -> cowboy.

Website 4 the day:
Stellar origin periodic table:
https://www.eurekalert.org/multimedia/pub/242813.php

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Very lucrative

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Philosophy 
In the world of big corporations, there's nothing more lucrative than to be fired well.
-- Calvin Trillin

Website 4 the day:
Slave voyages:
https://www.slavevoyages.org/

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What is a neighborhood?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor 
A neighborhood is a residential area that is changing for the worse.
-- John Ciardi

Website 4 the day:
Code search:
https://searchcode.com/

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Women and children first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor 
The only reason they say, "Women and children first," is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
-- Judy Allen

Website 4 the day:
3D search:
https://thangs.com/

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Traveling companions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor 
It's easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one.
-- Art Buchwald

Website 4 the day:
Decluttered search:
https://www.yippy.com/

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Life without music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Without music, life would be a mistake.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Website 4 the day:
Accelerate Python for scientific computing:
https://numba.pydata.org/

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Quit acting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Quitting acting is a sign of maturity.
-- Marlon Brando

Website 4 the day:
Collaborative search:
http://searchteam.com/

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Grass without rain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor 
Two blades of grass were discussing the lack of rain, when one finally said "Guess, we'll have to make dew."  

Website 4 the day:
NASA's images:
https://images.nasa.gov/

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Practical religion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford.
-- Betsy Salkind

Website 4 the day:
Search with images of found sites:
https://peekier.com/

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Boring

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Bores bore each other, too, but it never seems to teach them anything.
-- Don Marquis

Website 4 the day:
Search engine with privacy:
https://www.qwant.com/

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Worst asthma

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Asthma bothers me if I'm around dogs or cigars. The worst are dogs smoking cigars.
-- Steve Allen

Website 4 the day:
Free WordPress hosting for a year (cheap after that):
https://youtu.be/cG9kv5-5bPI

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Just sugar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Cotton candy is just sugar made to look like insulation.
-- Mike Birbiglia

Website 4 the day:
Fast Python:
https://doc.pypy.org/en/latest/index.html

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Really bad cooking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
My cooking is so bad I have an oven that flushes.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Free VPN for a year:
https://youtu.be/m-i2JBtG4FE

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Adopted?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
I asked my mother if I was adopted and she said, "Not yet, but we've placed an ad."
-- Dana Snow

Website 4 the day:
Flood a scammer:
https://scammerblaster.com/

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A blind date

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
I had a blind date with a woman who carried a taser in her purse. She was stunning.

Website 4 the day:
Robots come in peace, written by AI: 
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/sep/08/robot-wrote-this-article-gpt-3

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Sundials and stopped clocks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Humor 
A stopped clock is right twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at night.
-- John Hodgman

Website 4 the day:
Mirror screens wirelessly:
https://letsview.com/

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Conquering Asia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Genghis Khan conquered Asia with an army only half the size of New York City's civil service.
- Emmanuel Savas

Website 4 the day:
Defecation education:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=0Jjr21lFLCY

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Powerful men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Philosophy 
All men with power ought to be mistrusted.
-- Jame Madison

Website 4 the day:
Free software:
https://www.ilovefreesoftware.com/

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Humans can't do this

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Humor 
One thing computers can do that humans can't is sit in a sealed box for months.
-- Jack Handey

Website 4 the day:
Tight squeezes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdwOsSPvq9g

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Holding people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Philosophy 
It's useless to hold people to anything they say while they're in love, drunk, or running for office.
-- Shirley MacLaine

Website 4 the day:
Detailed cell phone specs: 
https://www.gsmarena.com/

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Boring

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Humor 
A bore is a person who talks when you want him to listen.

-- Ambrose Bierce

Website 4 the day:
AI boosts frames per second: 
https://sites.google.com/view/wenbobao/dain

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Your first child

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Humor 
After your first child, your role in life will be apparent.

Website 4 the day:
Battery race:
https://youtu.be/7jqImhd8Ggc

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My worst job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020, In : Humor 
My worst job was selling phones over the phone. I'd call people, and if they answered, I'd hang up because they already had one.
-- Remo Goodale

Website 4 the day:
Centennial lightbulb: 
https://www.centennialbulb.org/photos.htm

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A dog or a child?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I can't decide between a dog and a child. Should I ruin my rug or my life?
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
Android minus Google: 
https://e.foundation/

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Advanced technology

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

Website 4 the day:
Windows minus spyware:
https://ameliorated.info/

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Possible limits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

Website 4 the day:
Google keywords: 
https://lsigraph.com

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Is it possible?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020, In : Philosophy 
When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

Website 4 the day:
Science news: 
https://www.eurekalert.org/

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Money v. happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020, In : Humor 
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
-- Bill Vaughan

Website 4 the day:
US air quality map:
https://gispub.epa.gov/airnow/

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Garden soil

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020, In : Humor 
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

Website 4 the day:
Useless machines:
https://www.youtube.com/c/JosephsMachines

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Life is not fair

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Life is not fair; get used to it. 
-- Bill Gates

Website 4 the day:
Earthquake map: 
https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/

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What counts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020, In : Philosophy 
What counts can’t always be counted; what can be counted doesn’t always count.
  -- Albert Einstein  

Website 4 the day:
Draw your signature:   
https://createmysignature.com/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_open_source_software_packages

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Truth is beauty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020, In : Humor 
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the day:
Info on the past:
https://www.whizzpast.com/

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Silence is golden

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.
-- David Tyson

Website 4 the day:
How much TP do you need?
https://tpfreedom.com/  

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The ultimate mystery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The ultimate mystery is one’s own self.
-- Sammy Davis Jr.

Website 4 the day:
Break glass to sound alarm:
https://theuselessweb.site/breakglasstosoundalarm/

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Sympathy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The more sympathy you give, the less you need.
-- Malcolm S. Forbes

Website 4 the day:
Map of the internet:
https://internet-map.net/

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Eating candy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Humor 
I can eat candy with either hand. I am ambidextrose.  

Website 4 the day:
Find similar websites:
http://www.moreofit.com/

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Gratitude

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Gratitude is riches. Complaint is poverty.
-- Doris Day

Website 4 the day:
The 5,000 best:
http://5000best.com/


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Make friends

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Website 4 the day:
Unusual Wikipedia articles:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Unusual_articles

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Happiness is not a place

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.
-- Margaret Lee Runbeck

Website 4 the day:
Spoiled photos:
https://www.spoiledphotos.com/

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The game of life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Life is a game and true love is a trophy.
-- Rufus Wainwright

Website 4 the day:
Word counter:
http://www.writewords.org.uk/word_count.asp

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Life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Life got to be about more than just solving problems.
-- Elon Musk

Website 4 the day:
Shorten URLs:
https://is.gd/

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Through hell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
If you’re going through hell, keep going.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
History of a name:
https://www.behindthename.com/

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A calculated risk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Humor 
I took a calculated risk. Unfortunately, I am bad at math.

Website 4 the day:
The worst for sale:
http://theworstthingsforsale.com/

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Boredom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Boredom: the desire for desires.
-- Leo Tolstoy

Website 4 the day:
Webcam toy:
https://webcamtoy.com/

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Conformity's reward

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.
-- Rita Mae Brown

Website 4 the day:
Strobe illusion:
https://strobe.cool/

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Alone and lonely

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
If you are lonely when you’re alone, you are in bad company.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre

Website 4 the day:
Move your mouse and draw a garden:
https://drawing.garden/

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Primary action

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Above all things, reverence yourself.
-- Pythagoras

Website 4 the day:
Potato or tomato?
http://potatoortomato.com/

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To love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
To love is to act.
-- Victor Hugo

Website 4 the day:
Click on the screen:
http://www.yesnoif.com/

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Life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Life is largely a matter of expectation.
-- Homer

Website 4 the day:
Smash walls:
https://smashthewalls.com/

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Not fat from beer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Humor 
Beer doesn’t make you fat. It makes you lean….against bars, tables, chairs, and walls.

Website 4 the day:
Circular seal:
https://digg.com/video/circular-swimming-fixture-for-a-seal

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Concentration

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary.
-- Ray Knight

Website 4 the day:
Make art:
https://jacksonpollock.org/

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Be a conductor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.
-- James Crook

Website 4 the day:
Bouncing cats;
https://cat-bounce.com/

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Impossible works

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Every noble work is at first impossible.
-- Thomas Carlyle

Website 4 the day:
Ephemeral file sharing:
https://www.file.io/

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Forget style

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Forget about style; worry about results.
-- Bobby Orr

Website 4 the day:
Interesting book covers:
https://alwaysjudgeabookbyitscover.com/

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Saints and sinners

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
There is no saint without a past, no sinner without a future.
-- Augustine of Hippo

Website 4 the day:
Compare country sizes:
https://thetruesize.com/

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Solitary trees

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
Boot many ISOs from one USB:
https://www.ventoy.net/en/index.html

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Dogs chasing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. That's absurd, my dogs don't even own bikes.

Website 4 the day:
The secret door:
http://ww3.safestyle-windows.co.uk/the-secret-door/

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An empty stomach

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
How animals eat their food:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=qnydFmqHuVo

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Grow yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Is my computer on fire:
http://www.ismycomputeronfire.com/

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Safe with me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Your secrets are safe with me because, chances are, I wasn’t even listening.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Chewing gum prank:
https://www.stick-of-gum.com/

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What are you doing?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best – that is inspiration.
-- Robert Bresson

Website 4 the day:
Roomba quest:
https://st33d.itch.io/roomba-quest

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Settling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
-- Maureen Dowd

Website 4 the day:
:Screen-play:
http://www.rememberspook.com/#

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Enlightenment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.
-- Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes

Website 4 the day:
Innovation videos:
https://www.tis.tv/

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Replaced our bed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.

Website 4 the day:
Wasting time:
https://iwastesomuchtime.com/

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Wine, beer, and water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Stories by the National Geographic photographers:
http://thephotosociety.org/

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Opportunity vs. doors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
-- Kyle Chandler

Website 4 the day:
Free ebooks:
https://www.onread.com/

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Paths vs. trails

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Do not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Website 4 the day:
How much caffeine is safe?
https://www.caffeineinformer.com/death-by-caffeine/

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The journey

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The journey, not the arrival, matters.
T. S. Eliot

Website 4 the day:
Fantasy creatures:
https://fruitbatphoenix.com/

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Ineffectively small

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
-- Dalai Lama

Website 4 the day:
Making Hostess snack cakes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=VC601rjqdjY

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Saturn's rings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
-- Mark Russell

Website 4 the day:
Are you rich?
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/08/01/upshot/are-you-rich.html

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Calf crossing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Why did the calf cross the road? To get to the udder side.

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Facebook ad library:
https://www.facebook.com/ads/library/

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Door holding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
I like holding the door for people who are far away, you know so they have to run a little.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Lego prosthetic arm:
https://www.cnn.com/videos/style/2020/07/17/great-big-story-lego-prosthetic-arm-gbs.great-big-story

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Eating a horse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go ‘you know, I’m not as hungry as thought I was’?
-- Tim Vinel

Website 4 the day:
Jigsaw from your photo:
http://www.jigzone.com/

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The backache of love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Hidden smartphone codes:
https://www.rd.com/list/hidden-smartphone-codes-you-should-start-using/

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Looking back

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.
-- Marie Osmond

Website 4 the day:
Invisible Windows folders:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/create-invisible-folders-windows/

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Experience

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Curated list of starutup venture capitalists:
https://techcrunch.com/the-techcrunch-list/

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A thin line

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Quackwatch:
https://quackwatch.org/

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Not a harp

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I went to a costume party and the host asked what I came as. I told him that I was a harp and he said that I was too small to be a harp. He called me a lyre!

Website 4 the day:
Amazing cakes:
https://time.com/5865483/croc-cake/

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Refuse to answer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer. 
-- Douglas Adams 

Website 4 the day:
F22 flight controls: 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Evhrk5tY-Yo#

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Trouble at the door

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Covid event planning risk:
https://covid19risk.biosci.gatech.edu/

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Harder than an atom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Philosophy 
It is harder to crack prejudice than an atom.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
SSD failures:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/5-warning-signs-ssd-break-fail/

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Avoid popularity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Avoid popularity if you would have peace.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Networked multiple monitors:
https://spacedesk.net/

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Not crazy about reality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Text-based window manager:
https://www.byobu.org/home

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My own little world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Philosophy 
I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.
-- Lauren Myracle

Website 4 the day:
Terminus SSH client:
https://termius.com/

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Slow guy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I know a guy who is so slow, it takes him a half-hour to eat a three-minute egg.

Website 4 the day:
Walking car: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=6PpuNENmmBU

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2 common elements

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
-- Harlan Ellison

Website 4 the day:
Bad day fails:
 https://www.boredpanda.com/bad-day-fails/

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Following my dreams

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Scalable recipes: 
https://theskullery.net/

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Don’t gobblefunk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
-- Roald Dahl

Website 4 the day:
Jewelry that reminds you to not touch your face:  
https://www.engadget.com/nasa-coronavirus-covid-19-necklace-jpl-stop-touching-your-face-194312229.htm 

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Who laughs last

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.
-- Charles de Gaulle

Website 4 the day:
Riding on the moon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTQ-SmeLTl8

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Being in shape

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I’m in shape. Round is a shape.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
American healthcare failure: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=al8OrbSAO0s

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The chief cause

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Making paper cups: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=3vboPdSjjAo

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Amish vehicles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
Amish vehicles are real grass-guzzlers.

Website 4 the day:
Medieval cat paintings explained: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch&v=1HzpBaIiVsw

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Forgive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy

Website 4 the day:
196h Century European maps: 
https://mapire.eu/en/

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So painful

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Nothing is so painful to the human mind as a great and sudden change.
-- Mary Shelley

Website 4 the day:
UFO sitings:
https://ufostalker.com/

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The longest distance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Time is the longest distance between two places.
-- Tennessee Williams

Website 4 the day:
Meteor shower calendar: 
https://www.amsmeteors.org/meteor-showers/meteor-shower-calendar/

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Too tired

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
I'm too tired to hate.
-- Alton Brown

Website 4 the day:
Cats help you live longer:
https://www.upworthy.com/4-brilliant-ways-cats-are-secretly-helping-their-owners-live-healthier-lives

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Deserve respect

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
I deserve respect for the things I did not do.
-- Dan Quayle

Website 4 the day:
Keyboard fruit ninja:
https://flavourmachine.com/fruit/

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Bitterest miseries

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Of all men's miseries the bitterest it this: to know so much and to have control over nothing.
-- Herodotus

Website 4 the day:
Free search of public records:
https://www.brbpublications.com/freeresources/Pubrecsites.aspx

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Odorless perfume

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Odorless perfume is non-scents.

Website 4 the day:
Fakje vintage ads:
https://cheezburger.com/11786757/fake-vintage-ads-that-bring-the-absurdity

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Party with my characters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn’t show up.
-- Dr Seuss

Website 4 the day:
Cubified animals:
https://cheezburger.com/11758341/digital-artist-transforms-animal-photos-into-cubes

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Nature's way

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Photorealistic images with transparent backgrounds: 
http://www.pngplay.com/

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The Dead Sea of my boyhood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Explore the Last Supper:
https://artsandculture.google.com/story/explore-the-last-supper/sAKCB2AzvHUmKQ

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Fond of children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
I am fond of children - except boys.
-- Lewis Carroll

Website 4 the day:
Game to help depression: 
https://www.media.mit.edu/projects/guardians/overview/

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Call me ugly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
-- Will Ferrell

Website 4 the day:
Build your own historic tale:
https://htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/

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Aggressive toilets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Airplane toilets are aggressive. It wasn’t until I got back to my seat that I noticed my pants and testicles were missing.
-- Ryan Reynolds

Website 4 the day:
Anti-pest plants for your yard:
https://www.familyhandyman.com/list/11-pest-control-plants-you-need-in-your-yard/

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Alcohol and literature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird.

Website 4 the day:
Overflowin' Catbox Blues:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO3d1_ECZ2o 

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Mondays are fine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks.
-- Ricky Gervais

Website 4 the day:
Identify birds by their song:
https://birdnet.cornell.edu/

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Terrible things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
It’s a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them
Louis C. K.

Website 4 the day:
Be happy:
https://happy.goodnightjournal.com/

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TV and weather

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Television is very much like the weather: Much can be said of it, but very damn little can be done about it.
-- Rod Serling

Website 4 the day:
Epub to Mobi converter:
https://www.epubconverter.com/epub-to-mobi-converter/

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Behind every great man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Neil Young juke box:
https://neilyoungarchives.com/drawer?position=74.77704862863874

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Breakfast at any time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Python library to build data apps:
https://www.streamlit.io/

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The day you grow up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
-- Ethel Barrymore

Website 4 the day:
Free SSL certificate:
https://zerossl.com/

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Geology rocks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!

Website 4 the day:
Lego French toast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=BJkkIoni8_I

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Triumph of imagination

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Make pop-up cards:
https://peterdahmen.de/category/anleitungen/

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Ineffective workers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.
-- Scott Adams

Website 4 the day:
Talking to children about internet issues:
https://www.keepitrealonline.govt.nz/

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Facts first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Sheep-herding raccoon:
https://digg.com/2020/baby-raccoon-herds-sheep

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Get results

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
You don't get results by focusing on results. You get results by focusing on the actions that produce results.
-- Mike Hawkins

Website 4 the day:
100,000 generated faces:
https://mkorostoff.github.io/hundred-thousand-faces/

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Silence!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Silence is a source of great strength.
-- Lao Tzu

Website 4 the day:
Anonymize protesters' faces:
https://everestpipkin.github.io/image-scrubber/

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So clever

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.
-- Rumi

Website 4 the day:
Faces from drawings:
http://geometrylearning.com/DeepFaceDrawing/

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I was fired

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 1, 2020, In : Humor 
I was fired from the cardboard container company because I kept thinking outside the box.

Website 4 the day:
Cat songs:
https://youtu.be/xO3d1_ECZ2o

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A mind to be happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Most folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
German tap water brought to Evian:
https://digg.com/video/german-tap-water-comes-to-evian

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Artist children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.
-- Pablo Picasso

Website 4 the day:
Edit videos:
https://www.openshot.org/

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Netflix's competition

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Netflix's biggest competitor is sleep.
-- Reed Hastings

Website 4 the day:
Realistic Santa Claus:
https://cheezburger.com/103373057/a-way-too-realistic-santa-clause-drawn-in-ms-paint

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A lousy poem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You have created something.
-- Kurt Vonnegut

Website 4 the day:
Windows USB driver installer:
https://zadig.akeo.ie/

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Free favorites

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
My favorite things in life don't cost any money. It's really clear that the most precious resource we all have is time.
-- Steve Jobs

Website 4 the day:
Free photos with transparent backgrounds: 
https://photos.icons8.com/transparent

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Get rich and famous

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer.   
-- Jim Carrey  

Website 4 the day:
Structured thinking: 
https://forge.medium.com/learn-structured-thinking-in-3-minutes-550a2dc2123c

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Ingesting horses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Humor 
A guy was admitted to the hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is stable.

Website 4 the day:
Transfer up to 5GB for free:
https://www.plustransfer.com/#

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Efficient nature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Nature uses as little as possible of anything.
-- Johannes Kepler

Website 4 the day:
Use Gmail offline:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/how-to-use-gmail-offline

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Fashion harm

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
-- Victor Hugo

Website 4 the day:
Image-aware cropping:
https://29a.ch/2014/04/03/smartcrop-content-aware-image-cropping/

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Mind like a parachute

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open.
-- Frank Zappa

Website 4 the day:
U.S. Library of Congress:
https://www.loc.gov/

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Bitter defeat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Defeat is not bitter unless you swallow it.
-- Joe Clark

Website 4 the day:
Color wheel memory game:
https://color.adobe.com/create/color-wheel-game

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Business secret

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows.
-- Aristotle Onassis

Website 4 the day:
Cuneiform writing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYYraMgiBA

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Angry minutes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
--  Ralph Waldo Emerson  

Website 4 the day:
Design your home in 3D:
https://www.homestyler.com/int/

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Butcher bet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Humor 
I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high.

Website 4 the day:
Convert online audios or videos to common format:
https://www.clipconverter.cc/

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Worse than blind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.
-- Helen Keller

Website 4 the day:
Find an apartment:
https://www.padmapper.com/

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Not living our dreams

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears.
-- Les Brown

Website 4 the day:
Create a flipbook:
https://flipanim.com/

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Extraordinary

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
-- Jimmy Johnson

Website 4 the day:
Track email you send:
https://www.getnotify.com/

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Predict the future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
-- Alan Kay

Website 4 the day:
Remove vocals from a song:
https://www.remove-vocals.com/

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I haven’t failed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
I haven’t failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
-- Thomas Edison

Website 4 the day:
Time stretch an audio file:
https://29a.ch/timestretch/

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Opportunity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Humor 
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Wispy art:
https://29a.ch/sandbox/2011/neonflames/

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Time flies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Humor 
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Website 4 the day:
Famous movie lines:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxxm1ygUCsM&t=9s

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Must not allow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
We must not allow other people’s limited perceptions to define us.
-- Vigrinia Satir

Website 4 the day:
Trip through a hand drawn landscape - use right/left arrow keys:
https://alexanderperrin.com.au/paper/shorttrip/#

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OK to go slow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.
-- Confucius

Website 4 the day:
Shipping container building:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti5iRtYYqJg

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Success before work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.
-- Vidal Sassoon

Website 4 the day:
Draw a line, find a place on earth:
https://lines.chromeexperiments.com/

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Working out for the best

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out.
-- John Wooden

Website 4 the day:
K-mart music:
https://archive.org/details/attentionkmartshoppers

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End of your rope

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

Website 4 the day:
Covid 19 dashboard:
https://ncov2019.live/data

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Harder I work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
-- Thomas Jefferson

Website 4 the day:
Search Trump's tweets, speeches, and policies:
https://factba.se/trump

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High school math

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Humor 
While sitting in high school math class, I had to wonder if it wasn't coincidence that the word "number" starts with "numb."

Website 4 the day:
Checking for bed bugs in hotels:
https://www.consumerreports.org/video/view/home-garden/safety/5334685154001/how-to-check-for-bed-bugs-in-a-hotel-room/

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Success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
-- Henry David Thoreau

Website 4 the day:
Graph functions:
https://www.desmos.com/calculator

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Impossible journey

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The only impossible journey is the one you never begin.
-- Tony Robbins

Website 4 the day:
SpaceX docking simulator:
https://iss-sim.spacex.com/

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I forget

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.
-- Benjamin Franklin  

Website 4 the day:
Make paper airplanes:
https://digg.com/video/how-to-fold-paper-airplane

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Quit talking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
-- Walt Disney

Website 4 the day:
Create a universe for $3.95:
http://cheapuniverses.com/

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Hated for what you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide

Website 4 the day:
Forgotten songs:
https://forgotify.com/

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Be yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Sun Dance: 
https://digg.com/video/this-8k-film-made-with-a-weeks-worth-of-data-from-nasas-solar-dynamics-observatory

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Exploding cheese factory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie!

Website 4 the day:
Free streaming music:
https://www.jango.com/

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Good advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Website 4 the day:
Are you tone deaf?
https://www.themusiclab.org/quizzes/td

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Ability to learn from others

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Free video builder for small businesses: 
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/youtube-video-builder-for-businesses/

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In favor of birth control

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
-- Benny Hill

Website 4 the day:
Virtual tours: 
https://www.airpano.com/

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Trying to be happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Convert between markup languages: 
https://pandoc.org/

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Abbreviation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
-- Zach Galifianakis

Website 4 the day:
Microsoft Office tips, etc.:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/microsoft-office-mastery/

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Need for acceptance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world.
-- Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Free movies: 
https://vole.wtf/voleflix/

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Mañana

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Tomorrow is the busiest day of the week.

Website 4 the day:
Cat sleeping positions: 
https://medium.com/tenderlymag/the-delicate-and-complex-art-of-cat-sleeping-positions-515e89872d67

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Bath toys

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Printable 3D models: 
https://www.yeggi.com/

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Confidence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem. 
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Crashes with one car removed: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDZ0pLQTMKQ

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Dangerous bagel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.
-- Ryan Reynolds

Website 4 the day:
360-degree views of Russian train stations: 
http://metro360.ru/#

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School

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
School is learning things you don’t want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn’t know, while working toward a future you don’t know will ever come.
-- Dave Kellett

Website 4 the day:
Free and secure messaging: 
https://tox.chat/

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The best advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either’.
-- Ricky Gervais

Website 4 the day:
Compress PDF files: 
http://www.freepdfcompressor.com/

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What you have to say

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
If I still cannot hear what you have to say after you have repeated it three times, I will just laugh and hope it was not a question. 
-- Kevin Hart

Website 4 the day:
Commercial games released as free software: 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_commercial_video_games_released_as_freeware

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Fight to the Finish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
I saw a boxing match that was advertised as a "Fight to the Finish." That is a good place to end.

Website 4 the day:
Why do cats like sleeping with us?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLgsieZVFaY


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Don’t sweat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Download an entire website from the Wayback Machine: 
https://github.com/hartator/wayback-machine-downloader

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Already in love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
-- Brendan Francis

Website 4 the day:
Reverse dictionary: 
https://www.onelook.com/thesaurus/

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Education

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
-- Will Durant

Website 4 the day:
Free invoice generator: 
https://invoice-generator.com/

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Unlimited

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
You never run out of things that can go wrong
-- Edward A. Murphy

Website 4 the day:
Unlock PDFs:
https://www.sodapdf.com/unlock-pdf/

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Toaster settings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
-- Sam Levenson  

Website 4 the day:
Text difference checker: 
https://www.diffchecker.com/

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A well-known solution

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
There is always a well-known solution to every human problem – neat, plausible, and wrong.
-- H L Mencken

Website 4 the day:
50 GB free storage and secure file sharing: 
https://mega.nz/

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Sumo championship

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2020, In : Humor 
The weigh-in at the Sumo wrestling championship was a large scale effort.

Website 4 the day:
Transparent artwork:
https://www.cleanpng.com/

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War

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
War is a cowardly escape from the problems of peace.
-- Thomas Mann

Website 4 the day:
Make a podcast
https://anchor.fm/

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2 + 2

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The formula "two and two make five" is not without its attractions.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Website 4 the day:
Computer shortcuts
https://www.computerhope.com/shortcut.htm

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Getting your butt kicked

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
You learn more from getting your butt kicked than from getting it kissed.
-- Tom Hanks

Website 4 the day:
Build a one page website:
https://carrd.co/

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The earth's surface

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2020, In : Humor 
If 70 percent of the earth's surface is covered by water, how come it's so hard to get to the beach?
-- Teressa Skelton

Website 4 the day:
Every timezone:
https://everytimezone.com/

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A nervous breakdown

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2020, In : Humor 
A nervous breakdown shows you care.
-- Robert Orben

Website 4 the day:
Simple explanation of machine learning:
https://thenextweb.com/neural/2020/04/25/machine-learning-models-explained-to-a-five-year-old-syndication/  

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Reality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Reality is something that you rise above.
-- Liza Minnelli

Website 4 the day:
PDF compressor:
http://www.freepdfcompressor.com/  

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Girlfriend at the zoo

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
My new girlfriend works at the Zoo. I think she is a keeper.

Website 4 the day:
Free licensed software:
 https://www.giveawayoftheday.com/

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Most terrifying words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Old apps:
http://www.oldapps.com 

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Dry-clean only

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
This shirt is dry-clean only, which means it’s dirty. 
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
World stats: 
https://www.worldometers.info/

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Happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
-- Mahatma Gandhi

Website 4 the day:
Private Snafu: 
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdcDAOVAAGTQzfl4Sq-1Q1i5Yg4a77l9y

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Truth and slander

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Truth is generally the best vindication against slander.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Is this a cat? 
http://isthisacat.com

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Really sure?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling?
-- M. C. Escher

Website 4 the day:
Remove video background:
https://www.unscreen.com/

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Action and happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action.
-- Benjamin Disraeli

Website 4 the day:
Exploitable Linux apps: 
https://gtfobins.github.io/

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Past relationships

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
I made a graph of my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

Website 4 the day:
1.8 billion pixel image of Mars: 
https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.php?feature=7610

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Most beautiful words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
The most beautiful words in the English language aren't "I love you" but "it's benign.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
HTML/CSS crash course:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLblA84xge2_y8F1K0wzPia9V_ULVcfg4k

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Essential

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Writers are essential. Readers are essential. Publishers are not.
-- J. A. Konrath

Website 4 the day:
Letter generator: 
https://www.letter-generator.org.uk/

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A sacred gift

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Build business websites: 
https://webflow.com/

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Make a great business

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Philosophy 
No person will make a great business who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit.
-- Andrew Carnegie

Website 4 the day:
Cat facts: 
https://petpedia.co/cat-facts/

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Falling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
-- Nelson Mandela

Website 4 the day:
Folding paper airplanes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVjIBZG_QrY

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Closer to the truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Philosophy 
He who knows nothing is closer to the truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods and errors.
-- Thomas Jefferson

Website 4 the day:
Scrape web pages without getting caught: 
https://medium.com/datadriveninvestor/how-to-not-get-caught-while-web-scraping-88097b383ab8

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In debt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
I remember being in so much debt that I couldn't afford my electricity bills, it was a dark time.

Website 4 the day:
Smithsonian Institute photos: 
https://www.si.edu/openaccess

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Long time writing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
I've been writing for a long time. I sat down to write my first novel in the middle of March of 1982.
-- J. A. Jance

Website 4 the day:
The science of well being: 
https://www.coursera.org/learn/the-science-of-well-being

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Hanging a map

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
I want to hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations I’ve traveled to, but first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down. 
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Learn psychology: 
https://nobaproject.com/

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Conflict is the beginning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Conflict is the beginning of consciousness.
-- M. Esther Harding

Website 4 the day:
Password generator: 
https://xkpasswd.net/s/

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Not a horse better

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Philosophy 
No, I'm not a horse better. Every once in a while somebody will give me a sure thing and of course it's not.
-- M. Emmet Walsh

Website 4 the day:
States other states love and hate:
https://digg.com/2020/favorite-state-of-each-state-map

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Science and spirituality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.
-- Carl Sagan

Website 4 the day:
Six-minute workouts: 
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/18/well/in-6-minutes-you-can-be-done-with-your-workout.html

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I don't use drugs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Philosophy 
I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.
-- M. C. Escher

Website 4 the day:
Comparison of asteroid sizes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSkPNMjRRio

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Dating a philosophy professor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
I'm trying to date a philosophy professor, but she doesn't even know if I exist or not.

Website 4 the day:
Keeping $50 million in counterfeit 20's: 
https://www.gq.com/story/the-great-paper-caper

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Times of universal deceit

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Philosophy 
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.
-- George Orwell

Website 4 the day:
Learn new things: 
https://tangi.co/

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Quality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Philosophy 
In communities where men build ships for their own sons to fish or fight from, quality is never a problem.
-- J. A. Dever

Website 4 the day:
The Black Vault: 
https://theblackvault.com

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The cost of liberty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression.
-- W. E. B. Du Bois

Website 4 the day:
Brown is weird: 
https://digg.com/video/brown-color-weird

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Something to not do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
Do not on any account attempt to write on both sides of the paper at once.
-- W. C. Sellar

Website 4 the day:
Blockchain video streams: 
https://lbry.tv/

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Late-night TV commercial

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
I saw a commercial on late-night TV that said ‘Forget everything you know about slipcovers.’ So I did. It was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell slipcovers and I didn’t know what the hell they were. 
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Free uninstaller: 
https://www.nirsoft.net/utils/uninstall_view.html

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The universal aptitude

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle. 
-- John Stapp

Website 4 the day:
Jules Verne's illustrations: 
http://jv.gilead.org.il/rpaul/

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Banks and secrets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Why can't a bank keep a secret? They have too many tellers!

Website 4 the day:
View and edit photos:
https://www.xnview.com/en/xnviewmp/

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The saddest people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy.
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
Free Autodesk Sketchbook
https://sketchbook.com/

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Housework

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Create music in Excel:
https://www.theverge.com/2020/2/6/21126465/xl-studio-music-making-drum-microsoft-excel-daw-dylan-tallchief

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Have faith

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on.
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Windows subsystem for Linux:
https://adamtheautomator.com/windows-subsystem-for-linux/

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Your effect on others

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
I can tell you that the effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is.
-- Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Draw Unicode characters:
http://shapecatcher.com/

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Be nice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
You won’t burn in hell. But be nice anyway.
-- Ricky Gervais

Website 4 the day:
Epic Fail:
http://www.epicfail.com/

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Be happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy by yourself and for yourself.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Grafitti:
http://www.picturesofwalls.com/

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Shocking mistake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I was shocked to find out it was a mistake to hire a cut-rate electrician.

Website 4 the day:
Grocery coupons:   
https://lozo.com/

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Offend me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
You can only offend me if you mean something to me. 
-- Chris Rock

Website 4 the day:
Self-starting siphon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SEv_GxAo70

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Anybody

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow

Website 4 the day:
Short DIY videos:
https://tangi.co/

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Jokes and arguments

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.
-- Isaac Asimov

Website 4 the day:
Free finite field analysis: 
https://quickfield.com/

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Failure like fertilizer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.
-- Denis Waitley

Website 4 the day:
3D CAD software: 
https://www.openscad.org/

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Don't marry until

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.  
-- Will Ferrell

Website 4 the day:
Flashpoint webgame preservation project: 
http://bluemaxima.org/flashpoint/

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Finishing last

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
-- Abe Lemons

Website 4 the day:
Past versus present:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU0mpPm9U-4&feature=youtu.be

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High eyebrows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Website 4 the day:
Check to see if your car has recalls:
https://www.nhtsa.gov/recalls

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Where I am

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I live on a one-way street that’s also a dead end. I’m not sure how I got there.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Typewriter art: 
https://digg.com/video/watch-this-artist-use-a-typewriter-to-beautifully-illustrate-an-english-countryside

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Don't weigh myself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are.
-- Matt Bellassai

Website 4 the day:
Writing tool: 
https://www.thesaurus.com/writingtool

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Wisdom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The beginning of wisdom is the definition of terms. 
-- Socrates

Website 4 the day:
Collaborative web coding: 
https://glitch.com/

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We have no control

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Everything is determined by forces over which we have no control. It is determined for the insect as well as for the star. Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust - we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Free Python resources: 
https://www.fromdev.com/2014/03/python-tutorials-resources.html

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Don't write

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
You shouldn't write if you can't write. 
-- Ernest Hemingway

Website 4 the day:
Bit hacks: 
https://graphics.stanford.edu/~seander/bithacks.html

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Failed kindergarten

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I failed kindergarten because I couldn’t spell my last name.
-- Zach Galifianakis  

Website 4 the day:
City roads: 
https://anvaka.github.io/city-roads/

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Priest and attorney

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
My priest just passed the bar exam. He is now my father-in-law.

Website 4 the day:

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Amplify everything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
If we amplify everything we hear nothing. 
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Font for programmers: 
https://www.jetbrains.com/lp/mono/#143-languages

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Open to new learning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Be open to learning new lessons, even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday.
  -- Ellen DeGeneres  

Website 4 the day:
Share text and images: 
https://justpaste.it/

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Love and money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
They say love is more important than money…Have you tried paying your bills with a hug?
  -- Dave Chappelle  

Website 4 the day:
Public debates: 
https://www.kialo.com/

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Truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
  -- George Bernard Shaw  

Website 4 the day:
Airport WiFis: 
http://bit.ly/airportwifimap

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Intelligent women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
 -- Kathy Lette  

Website 4 the day:
The sky: 
https://www.google.com/sky/

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Falling in love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. 
-- Woodrow Wyatt

Website 4 the day:
Chrome browser scratchpad: 
https://lifehacker.com/turn-any-browser-window-into-a-quick-edit-notepad-5980134

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Blank dictionary

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I bought a dictionary and when I got home I realized all the pages were blank; I have no words for how angry I am.

Website 4 the day:
International Space Station tour:   
https://youtu.be/Snn1k_qEx20

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Progressive education

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. 
-- Will Durant

Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #6: 
https://leadstories.com/

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Driving fast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. 
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #5:
https://www.truthorfiction.com/

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Going to church

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. 
-- Billy Sunday

Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #4:
https://www.factcheck.org/

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Speaking humor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Humor is a universal language. 
-- Joel Goodman

Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #3:
https://www.politifact.com/

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All you need is love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.  
-- Charles M. Schulz

Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #2:
https://www.snopes.com/

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Facebook is like jail

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don’t know. 
-- Will Ferrell

Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #1:
https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/

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Why aliens don't visit

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Humor 
Aliens don't visit earth because of our rating: we only have one star.

Website 4 the day:
Search the Dark Web (be careful!):
https://ahmia.fi/

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Admitting mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Admitting our mistakes is a sign of maturity and wisdom. We learn more from knowing our mistakes.
-- Dr T.P.Chia

Website 4 the day:
Search online historic newspapers:
https://elephind.com/

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Arguing time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Time spent arguing is, oddly enough, almost never wasted.
-- Christopher Hitchens

Website 4 the day:
This foot does not exist: 
https://thisfootdoesnotexist.com/

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Think you’re smart?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Philosophy 
If you think you’re smart, think twice to be smarter.
-- Toba Beta

Website 4 the day:
Manually face tag photos in Google: 
https://www.maketecheasier.com/tag-face-manually-google-photos/

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Competition

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Never compete with someone who has nothing to lose.
-- Baltasar Gracian

Website 4 the day:
Organize your files: 
http://www.dropitproject.com/

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All questions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Not all questions can be answered.
-- Edward Abbey

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Free voice and text chat: 
https://discordapp.com/

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Maturation rate

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate.
-- Douglas Engelbart

Website 4 the day:
Windows photo gallery: 
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/p/gallery-hd/9wzdncrfjchh

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Iron Maiden tape loop

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Humor 
I have an Iron Maiden tape loop playing by my windmill because it is a big metal fan.

Website 4 the day:
Windows paint program: 
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/p/fresh-paint/9wzdncrfjb13

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Confused people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Philosophy 
People have confused playing devil's advocate with being intelligent. 
-- Cecily Strong

Website 4 the day:
Another Windows photo editor: 
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/p/fhotoroom/9wzdncrfj3m9

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I am a product

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Philosophy 
I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. 
-- Stephen Covey

Website 4 the day:
Windows photo editor: 
https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/p/fotor/9wzdncrfhw5q

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Dream come true

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Before you can make a dream come true, you must first have one. 
-- Ronald McNair

Website 4 the day:
Download free books: 
https://centslessbooks.com/

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A long lever

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Give me a place to stand, and a lever long enough, and I will move the world. 
-- Archimedes

Website 4 the day:
Open source quantum computing: 
https://qiskit.org/

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Ignorance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Either America will destroy ignorance or ignorance will destroy the United States. 
-- W. E. B. Du Bois

Website 4 the day:
Programming with arrays: 
https://fastarray.appspot.com/index.html

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Hang out

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The fastest way to change yourself is to hang out with people who are already the way you want to be.   
-- Reid Hoffman

Websites 4 the day:
Python for Excel: 
https://www.xlwings.org/, and
https://ericremoreynolds.github.io/excelpython/

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Put me to sleep

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Humor 
The wild pig put me to sleep. He was a boar.

Website 4 the day:
Internet hoax slayer: 
https://www.hoax-slayer.net/

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Pack of jackasses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Philosophy 
A pack of jackasses led by a lion is superior to a pack of lions led by a jackass. 
-- George Washington

Website 4 the day:
Lead story fact check: 
https://leadstories.com/

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Make a difference

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Philosophy 
One person can make a difference, and everyone should try. 
-- John F. Kennedy

Website 4 the day:
Truth or fiction? 
https://www.truthorfiction.com/

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A plan

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth. 
-- Mike Tyson

Website 4 the day:
Voter fact check: 
https://www.factcheck.org/

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Believe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Just believe in yourself. Even if you don't, pretend that you do and, at some point, you will.
-- Venus Williams  

Website 4 the day:
Political fact check: 
https://www.politifact.com/

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Smart people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people.
  -- Stephen Hawking  

Website 4 the day:
Fact check: 
https://www.snopes.com/

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Two kinds of people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Philosophy 
My grandfather once told me there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition there. 
-- Indira Gandhi

Website 4 the day:
Media bias check: 
https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/

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Always straightening

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Humor 
If you are always straightening things, you have OCD. If you are always eating things, you have OBCD.

Website 4 the day:
Fake e-mail addresses: 
http://www.fakemailgenerator.com

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When failure is not possible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Philosophy 
If there exists no possibility of failure, then victory is meaningless.
-- Robert H. Schuller

Website 4 the day:
View .brd files:  
http://openboardview.org/

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Secret of patience

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.
-- Doug Larson

Website 4 the day:
Free psychology education: 
https://www.tpsgc-pwgsc.gc.ca/citeparlementaire-parliamentaryprecinct/decouvrez-discover/drapeaux-demander-flags-request-eng.html#a1

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Really work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie

Website 4 the day:
Fix Windows 10 issues: 
https://www.thewindowsclub.com/fixwin-for-windows-10

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An appropriate response

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Philosophy 
  It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane. 
-- Philip K Dick

Website 4 the day:
Tweak Windows 10: 
https://www.thewindowsclub.com/ultimate-windows-tweaker-4-windows-10

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Be less concerned

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Philosophy 
You will become way less concerned with what other people think of you when you realise how seldom they do.
 -- David Foster Wallace

Website 4 the day:
Control your Windows 10 privacy settings: 
https://www.oo-software.com/en/shutup10

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Bending the truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The truth isn’t going to bend itself to suit you. 
-- Malorie Blackman

Website 4 the day:
Dummy image generator: 
https://dummyimage.com/

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Population of Ireland's capital

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Humor 
Ireland's capital must be overpopulated by now because every day it's Dublin.

Website 4 the day:
Create a broken file:
http://www.xnet.se/fd/

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Disadvantages of wine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Philosophy 
This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
-- Samuel Johnson

Website 4 the day:
Generate ASCII art:
http://www.glassgiant.com/ascii/

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A big family

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Humor 
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
-- Lewis Grizzard

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Fake credit card numbers:
https://www.darkcoding.net/credit-card-numbers/

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Military justice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Humor 
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- Groucho Marx

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Create a font: 
https://fontforge.org/en-US/

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Hollywood people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Humor 
Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be.
-- Lionel Barrymore

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PowerPoint templates: 
 https://www.free-powerpoint-templates-design.com/

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People who drink

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Humor 
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant

Website 4 the day:
Heavenly answers:   
http://www.askmoses.com/

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Avoid the argument

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Humor 
Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic person and say, "Who do you think you are?"
-- Ray Combs

Website 4 the day:
Private search:
https://www.searchencrypt.com/

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Happy spots

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
The ink spots were jubilant because they just came out of the pen.

Website 4 the day:
Observe the weather:
https://www.weather.gov/coop/BecomeAnObserver

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Love my cell phone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
We love our own cell phones but hate everyone else's.
-- Joe Bob Briggs

Website 4 the day:
Ship your enemies glitter: 
http://www.shipyourenemiesglitter.com/

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Learning to fly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Free printable habit tracker:
https://tealnotes.com/free-printable-bullet-journal-habit-tracker-template/

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Without statistics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
In ancient times they had no statistics, so they had to fall back on lies.
-- Stephen Leacock

Website 4 the day:
Nooooooooooooooo: 
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

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Composition of the universe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
The universe is made up of electrons, protons, neutrons, and morons.
-- Andy Dappen

Website 4 the day:
Drop trash into the can:
http://www.trashloop.com/

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Reliance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Never rely on your friends for money or on your money for friends.
-- Dr. Mardy Grothe

Website 4 the day:
Fighting pixels:
http://pixelsfighting.com/

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Easy Street

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
-- John Madden

Website 4 the day:
Is my computer on?
http://www.ismycomputeron.com/

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Cleaning my spice rack

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
While cleaning my spice rack, I saw that everything was old and had to be thrown out. – What a waste of thyme.  

Website 4 the day:
Live satellite images of the earth:
https://zoom.earth/

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Great wealth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The greater the wealth, the thicker the dirt.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith

Website 4 the day:
Random color:
http://randomcolour.com/

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Degrading jobs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Philosophy 
All paid jobs degrade the mind.
-- Aristotle

Website 4 the day:
What is the highest frequency sound you can hear?
http://onlinetonegenerator.com/hearingtest.html

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Police are excellent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Philosophy 
I think our police are excellent, probably because I haven't done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by them.
-- Sir Clement Freud

Website 4 the day:
Get an arbitrary award:
http://arbitraryawards.com/

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Dogsled riding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
Dogsled riding is both relaxing and fragrant
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Psychoactive drugs:
https://www.erowid.org/

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Walk with the Lord

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
A man once told me to walk with the Lord. I'd rather walk with the bases loaded.
-- Ken Singleton

Website 4 the day:
Blockchain symphony: 
https://symphony.iohk.io/en/

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If you are not the windshield

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
Some days you're a windshield, some days you're a bug.
-- Price Cobb

Website 4 the day:
Gross science:
https://www.youtube.com/user/grossscienceshow

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Lizard with a stroller

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
 A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller. “What’s your kid’s name?” asks the bartender. “Tiny,” says the lizard. “Because he’s my newt.”

Website 4 the day:
Sexual health chatbot:
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/roo-sexual-health-chatbot

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What is a decision

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
A decision is what a man makes when he can't find anybody to serve on a committee.
-- Fletcher Knebel

Website 4 the day:
Learn digital painting:
https://www.ctrlpaint.com/

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Kill a snake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Philosophy 
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes.
-- Ross Perot

Website 4 the day:
Free art lessons:
https://artyfactory.com/art-lessons.html

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Scrabble with children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
Children are the best opponents in Scrabble because they are easy to beat the fun to cheat.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
Drawing lessons:
http://www.drawingcoach.com/

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Age of proof

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
I'm now at an age where I have to prove that I'm as good as I never was.
-- Rex Harrison

Website 4 the day:
VBA in Excel: 
https://www.maketecheasier.com/writing-vba-macro-microsoft-excel/

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Inheriting the earth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
Jesus said that the meek would inherit the earth. So far, all we've got is Minnesota and North Dakota.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the day:
Quadratic equations made easy:
https://www.technologyreview.com/s/614775/a-new-way-to-make-quadratic-equations-easy/

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Impressive America

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The thing that impressed me most about America is the way parents obey their children.
-- Edward, the Duke of Windsor

Website 4 the day:
Sorting set to dance: 
https://www.youtube.com/user/AlgoRythmics

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Through a campground

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
Yesterday I ran through a campground, but that was past tents.

Website 4 the day:
How to crack a safe:
https://www.sparrowslockpicks.com/v/vspfiles/files/SPARROWSVaultInstructions2019104.pdf

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The ruin of happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Traveling is the ruin of all happiness. There is no looking at a building once you've seen Italy.
-- Fanny Burney

Website 4 the day:
Researchers' conflict of interest: 
https://projects.propublica.org/dollars-for-profs

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All wrapped up in yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed.
-- Kate Halvorson

Website 4 the day:
A compiler for carpentry: 
https://grail.cs.washington.edu/projects/carpentrycompiler/

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Promises, promises

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Promises are like children's art - often made and seldom kept.
-- Peter Schickele

Website 4 the day:
Video surveillance software: 
https://www.contaware.com/

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The aging process

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The aging process could be slowed down if it had t work its way through Congress.
-- George H. W. Bush

Website 4 the day:
Data structures and algorithms: 
https://opendsa-server.cs.vt.edu/ODSA/Books/Everything/html/index.html 

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Health food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
My husband thinks that health food is anything he eats before the expiration date.
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
How to take notes: 
https://pdf.wondershare.com/mobile-app/cornell-note-taking-system.html 

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Life is too short

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Life is too short to explain the obvious to idiots.
-- Gloria Naylor

Website 4 the day:
Mount virtual drives: 
https://www.elby.ch/en/products/vcd.html 

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Comparative weights

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
Comparing the weight of water and butane, I found water to be heavier because butane is a lighter fluid.

Website 4 the day:
Second Cousin Once Removed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBt5V7kO3j4

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Bagpipe tunes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
If you've heard one bagpipe tune, you've heard them both.
-- Jack Finney

Website 4 the day:
Earth satellite images: 
http://rammb.cira.colostate.edu/ramsdis/online/

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Dancing till the cows come home

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
I could dance with you till the cows come home, but I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Everyone can draw:
https://www.drawspace.com/

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A perk of being famous

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Philosophy 
If you are famous, eventually some very nice people will give you a doctorate in fine arts for doing jack squat.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Images of the sun:
https://sdo.gsfc.nasa.gov/data/

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Totally obsolete

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Philosophy 
When a subject becomes totally obsolete, we make it a required course.
-- Petyer Drucker

Website 4 the day:
Brain-to-brain communication:  
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-41895-7.pdf

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Security

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The only security of all is in a free press. 
  -- Thomas Jefferson

Website 4 the day:
Edit triangular meshes:
http://www.meshlab.net/

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Looking for skeletons

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Philosophy 
They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes, beautiful shoes.  
--  Imelda Marcos

Website 4 the day:
3D scan from camera photos: 
https://alicevision.org/

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Police cars without wheels

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
A thief stole all the wheels off of the police cars. The cops are working on the case tirelessly.

Website 4 the day:
Puppies:
https://openpuppies.com/

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With the majority

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
-- Mark Twain

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Our universe:
https://www.seeker.com/series/focal-point

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Waiting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Waiting’s exhausting.
-- Toba Beta

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Free, accredited university:
https://www.uopeople.edu/

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Strive for excellence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Strive for excellence, not perfection, because we don’t live in a perfect world.
-- Joyce Meyer

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Break big ideas into manageable pieces:
https://workflowy.com/

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Hell is empty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
-- William Shakespeare

Website 4 the day:
What to say to fill the silence:
https://help-fill-the-silence.tumblr.com/

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Act like a victim

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
If you act like a victim, you are likely to be treated as one.
-- Paulo Coelho

Website 4 the day:
Binwalk firmware analysis tool:
https://www.basicinputoutput.com/2016/08/the-binwalk-firmware-analysis-tool.html

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Fashioned by choices

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Our lives are fashioned by our choices. First we make our choices. Then our choices make us.
-- Anne Frank

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How to cut every fruit:
https://digg.com/video/learn-how-to-slice-pretty-much-every-fruit-correctly-so-you-dont-make-a-huge-mess

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Gave birth to twins

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
After a long delivery and giving birth to twins - a boy and a girl - the exhausted new mom fell soundly asleep. With the husband out of town, the woman's brother named the tots. He named the girl Denise and the boy Denephew.

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Separate vocals and instruments: 
https://deezer.io/releasing-spleeter-deezer-r-d-source-separation-engine-2b88985e797e

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A question of money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
When it’s a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
--Voltaire

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Windows Hot Key addon: 
https://www.autohotkey.com/

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Taking sides

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Don’t take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.
-- Baltasar Gracian

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101 free fonts: 
https://www.shutterstock.com/blog/top-free-fonts-designers

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Without critics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
If you have no critics you’ll likely have no success.
-- Malcolm X

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Electronics for beginners: 
https://www.build-electronic-circuits.com/electronics-for-beginners/

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Bad chocolate mousse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Make machine learning models: 
https://teachablemachine.withgoogle.com/ 

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Forty vs. twenty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
We don’t understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know it and admit it.
-- Jules Renard

Website 4 the day:
Learn Linux: 
https://linuxjourney.com/

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Why Santa is jolly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Industrial espionage: 
https://www.crowdstrike.com/resources/wp-content/brochures/reports/huge-fan-of-your-work-intelligence-report.pdf

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Bible's straight man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Who was the straightest man in the bible? Joseph because the pharaoh made him a ruler.

Website 4 the day:
How funny are words? 
https://link.springer.com/content/pdf/10.3758%2Fs13428-017-0930-6.pdf

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The greatest mistake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
-- Elbert Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
Travel guides: 
https://freetravelguides.com/

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Everyone's right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor.
-- James Russell Lowell

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Free vector graphics:
https://www.vecteezy.com/

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Rejection isn't it

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Sacrifice does not mean the rejection of the worthless, but of the precious.
-- Ayn Rand

Website 4 the day:
Memetics - A military growth industry: 
https://apps.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/a507172.pdf

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Something is better

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing flawlessly.
-- Robert H. Schuller

Website 4 the day:
How to get off of Google:
https://www.zdnet.com/article/goodbye-google-why-and-how-to-take-back-your-privacy/

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Perfection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
When things are perfect, that’s when you need to worry most.
-- Drew Barrymore

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Declutter your inbox: 
http://subscriptionzero.com/

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Integrity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Integrity is doing the right thing, even when no one is watching.
-- C. S. Lewis

Website 4 the day:
Draw with an online turtle: 
https://turtletoy.net

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Clones

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Clones are people two.

Website 4 the day:
Fold and one cut font: 
https://erikdemaine.org/fonts/simplefoldcut/

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Feel the rain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
-- Bob Marley

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Earthquake Emergency Handbook: 
https://www.wsspc.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Handbook_FINAL_New.pdf

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Sleep talking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus

Website 4 the day:
Uncle Dave's survival manual: 
https://www.pssurvival.com/PS/Disaster_Prep/Captain_Daves_Survival_Guide_2002.PDF

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What keeps me going

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
It’s the possibility that keeps me going, not the guarantee.
-- Nicholas Sparks

Website 4 the day:
SAS survival manual: 
http://www.landsurvival.com/downloads/SAS%20Survival%20Handbook.pdf

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Better to sleep

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterwards.
-- Baltasar Gracian

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Army survival manual:   
https://thesurvivalmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/FM_21-76-US-army-survival-manual.pdf

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What matters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.
-- Henry David Thoreau

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Survival guide: 
https://www.csustan.edu/sites/default/files/SRC/documents/SurvivalSkills.pdf

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Bad estimate

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
They misunderestimated me.
Geroge W. Bush

Website 4 the day:
Run DOS programs on Windows 10: 
https://www.maketecheasier.com/use-vdos-run-dos-programs-windows/

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No banks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I don't believe in banks and store all my money in my mattress. Now I have a quite a lump sum.

Website 4 the day:
Realistic computer speech: 
https://deepmind.com/blog/article/wavenet-generative-model-raw-audio

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The strongest craving

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Nothing is as strong in human beings as the craving to believe in something that is obviously wrong.
-- Joel Aschenbach

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Paper phone: 
http://specialprojects.studio/project/paper-phone/

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Borrowing from China

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
The trouble with borrowing money from China is that thirty minutes later you feel broke again.
-- Steve Bridges

Website 4 the day:
Guided meditations:  
https://www.uclahealth.org/marc/mindful-meditations

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Exempt from jury duty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
Only lawyers and mental defectives are exempt from jury duty.
-- George Bernard Shaw

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Create a poster:
https://www.postermywall.com/

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Credible consultants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at any company.
-- Scott Adams

Website 4 the day:
Virtual machine on Android:
https://www.vmos.com/

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No lines

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
There are never any lines at the bathroom at a public swimming pool.
-- Dan Bradley

Website 4 the day:
Web-based music synthesizer: 
https://z.musictools.live/

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Do you know?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
To know what you know and what you do not know, that is true knowledge. 
-- Confucius 

Website 4 the day:
Crop a video: 
https://clideo.com/crop-video

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Sunken ship on the ocean floor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Divers found a sunken ship on the ocean floor that kept twitching. It was a nervous wreck.

Website 4 the day:
Copy/paste emojis, characters, etc.:
https://copychar.cc

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Are you in a cult?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Here’s an easy way to figure out if you’re in a cult: If you’re wondering whether you’re in a cult, the answer is yes.     
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Neural network completes your text: 
https://talktotransformer.com/

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Your right to say what you believe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Never confuse your right to say what you believe with a right to never be disagreed with and ridiculed for saying what you believe. 
-- Ricky Gervais

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IC die photos:
https://zeptobars.com/en/

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Taking opportunities

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them. 
-- Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Warp speed in the solar system: 
https://gfycat.com/showyagedflyingfox-james-odonoghue-science-fiction-space-travel

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Men and women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. 
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Make an infographic map in seconds: 
http://mapinseconds.com/

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Study the past

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Study the past, if you would divine the future.
-- Confucius

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Free stock footage: 
https://www.videvo.net

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More of a choice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality. 
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Create a ransom note: 
http://www.ransomizer.com

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A politician's career

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
The politician had a very promising career.

Website 4 the day:
Learn a language:
https://lingvist.com/  

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Will not censor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Find emergency rooms and their rating: 
https://projects.propublica.org/emergency/

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Elaborate chess

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.
 -- Raymond Chandler

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Where to watch online movies: 
https://www.chilimovie.com 

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Go to high school

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
You shouldn't have to go to high school until you are at least forty, you've had a lot of therapy, and you're ready for it.
-- Marilyn Kentz

Website 4 the day:
How compilers see your code:
https://godbolt.org/

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What I need

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Why don’t they give us things we can actually use? I don’t need a thinner phone. You know what I need? I need to tortilla chip that can support the weight of guacamole.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Retaliation at Google: 
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6427199-Examples-Retaliation-at-Google.html

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Significance of humor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
-- Edward de Bono

Website 4 the day:
Black Market Prices: 
https://cdn.armor.com/app/uploads/2018/10/2019-Q3-Report-BlackMarket-SinglePages-1.pdf    

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Two lives

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
We have two lives, and the second begins when we realize we only have one.   
-- Confucius

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Free PDF editor and converter: 
https://www.starzsoft.com/pdf-converter/

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Deep topic

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
I fell into the deep hole from which I fetch water and was stuck there all day. My time was well spent.

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Metropolis in color: 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t75YCtJJFX0&feature=youtu.be

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Straight in the eye

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the day:
Stitch images into a composite: 
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/research/product/computational-photography-applications/image-composite-editor/

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Not better knowing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
It is better to know how to learn than to know.
-- Dr. Seuss

Website 4 the day:
Learn to hack from scratch:
https://getnewcourses.com/learn-hacking-using-android-from-scratch/

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Phones

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three – and paradise is when you have none.
-- Doug Larson

Website 4 the day:
Free fall icons and graphics:
https://www.shutterstock.com/blog/free-fall-icons-and-graphics  

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Small act of kindness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Microsoft's free Python course: 
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlrxD0HtieHhS8VzuMCfQD4uJ9yne1mE6

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Get to know men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
-- Charles de Gaulle

Website 4 the day:
Fix a Zip archive: 
http://www.essentialdatatools.com/products/objectfixzip/

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The only crime

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
-- Bob Hope

Website 4 the day:
Programming idioms:
https://www.programming-idioms.org/about#about-block-all-idioms

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Coming in late

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
I asked my boss if I could sleep in tomorrow and come in late. He said "Dream on."

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Robot voice generator: 
https://lingojam.com/RobotVoiceGenerator

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Not what you planned

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s useless.
-- Thomas A. Edison

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Visualizing the speed of light: 
https://gfycat.com/perkydetailedchamois

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My best friend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.
-- Charlie Chaplin

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Uncheck boxes to install superfluous software: 
https://unchecky.com/

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Doing the right thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody’s going to know whether you did it or not.
-- Oprah Winfrey

Website 4 the day:
Free WannaCryFake ransomware decryption tool:
https://blog.emsisoft.com/en/34156/emsisoft-releases-free-decryptor-for-wannacryfake-ransomware/

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Reality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.
-- John Lennon

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Drug/supplement interaction checker: 
https://supp.ai/

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A disease

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
To think too much is a disease.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Website 4 the day:
Airport WiFi passwords: 
https://considerable.com/map-wifi-passwords-airports/

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A genuine medical need

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
It is inhumane in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Real-time internet stats: 
https://www.webfx.com/internet-real-time/

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Wooden dream

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
I dreamt that I was a piece of lumber. It wasn't interesting though, I was board.

Website 4 the day:
Celebrities record what you ask for money:   
https://www.cameo.com/

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A gentleman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Who tweeted it first?
http://ctrlq.org/first/

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Learning v. wisdom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Learning is a matter of gathering knowledge; wisdom is applying that knowledge.
--  Dr Roopleen

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Personalized meal plans: 
https://www.eatthismuch.com

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Remember anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-- Mark Twain

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Free wallpaper: 
https://interfacelift.com/wallpaper/downloads/date/any/

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The joy of imperfection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.  
-- Doug Larson

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Instagram highlight pack: 
https://www.shutterstock.com/blog/free-instagram-highlights-covers

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Understanding silence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words.
-- Elbert Hubbard

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Non-profit identity theft help: 
https://www.idtheftcenter.org

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True axis of evil

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
-- Bill Maher

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AI analysis of your face: 
https://imagenet-roulette.paglen.com/

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Birthday candles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
When I blew out the candles on my birthday cake they were happy. In fact, they were delighted

Website 4 the day:
Guess your age:
https://www.how-old.net/

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Certainly miserable

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy.
-- Dr. Robert Anthony  

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Car problem noises:
http://mycarmakesnoise.com/full-sound-library/

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Don't succeed at first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
If at first you don’t succeed you’re running about average.
-- M. H. Alderson

Website 4 the day:
Play musical scales:
https://femurdesign.com/omni/

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Create something

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
If I can’t create something I don’t understand it.
-- Richard Feynman  

Website 4 the day:
Online theramin:
https://femurdesign.com/theremin/

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Boo

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
A boo is a lot louder than a cheer. 
-- H. L. Mencke

Website 4 the day:
Build interactive fiction:
http://textadventures.co.uk/quest/

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Sanity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Sane is boring.    
-- R. A. Salvatore

Website 4 the day:
A century of global surface temperatures:
http://students.washington.edu/aodhan/webgl_globe.html

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Keep giving

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
Guilt the gift that keeps on giving.  
-- Erma Bombeck

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Space news: 
https://www.space.com

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Toilet paper

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Toilet paper plays an important roll in my life.

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How to spell a word: 
http://tellspell.com/

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Obsession cure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Cure for an obsession: get another one.
-- Mason Cooley

Website 4 the day:
Bible's traditions in context: 
https://biblebrisket.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/exploring-genesis-the-bibles-ancient-traditions-in-context.pdf

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A lot of punishment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
-- Ernest Hemingway

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Sentence dictionary: 
https://www.foboko.com/sentence-dictionary/

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Living off of words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
It's funny because I've made a living off of words, but words get in the way of what you really want to say.
-- Kanye West

Website 4 the day:
See colors that aren't there: 
https://faculty.washington.edu/chudler/benham.html

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Never went broke

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
-- Edwin McDowell

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Drench game:
http://www.flashbynight.com/drench/

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On a bicycle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
-- H. G. Wells

Website 4 the day:
Shark/dolphin/seal tracker:
https://www.ocearch.org/tracker/

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Advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
-- Saul Bellow

Website 4 the day:
How to Create a Short Song in LMMS:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/create-short-song-in-lmms/

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A bank job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Website 4 the day:
What the earth looked like in the past: 
http://dinosaurpictures.org/ancient-earth#0

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Honest criticism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Terrifying declassified government documents: 
https://www.buzzfeed.com/sydrobinson1/declassified-government-documents-terrifying ?yola-link-is-coming=true

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Nature's way

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
The paper clip: 
https://slate.com/human-interest/2012/05/the-history-of-the-paper-clip-it-was-invented-in-1899-it-hasnt-been-improved-upon-since.html

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Chaos in the midst

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
-- Steve Martin

Website 4 the day:
285,000 companies at the same 2-story building: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b00j2aCT6Ug

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Patience admiration

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.
-- Bill McGlashen

Website 4 the day:
Slide rule scales: 
https://www.sliderulemuseum.com/SR_Scales.htm ?yola-link-is-coming=true

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Love your neighbors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton

Website 4 the day:
Enable Windows ransomware protection: 
https://www.maketecheasier.com/enable-ransomware-protection-windows-defender/

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Hunting for food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my food, I don’t even know where Sandwiches live.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Quote tracing:
https://quoteinvestigator.com

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Half a bagel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Half a bagel is better than nothing.
Nothing is better than heaven.
Therefore half a bagel is better than heaven.

Website 4 the day:
AI creativity:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1803.03453.pdf

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Blessed are the cracked

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Hacker powered security:
https://www.hackerone.com/sites/default/files/2019-08/hacker-powered-security-report-2019.pdf

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Doing something right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
-- Dave Chappelle

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AI-generated inspiration
https://inspirobot.me/

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Don’t think

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Don’t think about your errors or failures, otherwise you’ll never do a thing.
-- Bill Murray

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Cutlist optimizer:
http://www.cutlistoptimizer.com/

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Emotional chaos

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
-- James Thurber

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Cube within a cube within a cube:
https://youtu.be/AuS6HDHc7XE

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Life's trouble

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019, In : Humor 
You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.
-- Jim Carrey

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Webpage load time: 
https://tools.pingdom.com

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Nonsense

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells.
-- Dr. Seuss

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Song fingerprint: 
https://song-visualizer.firebaseapp.com

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Phobia literature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Humor 
I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.

Website 4 the day:
Print your own customized gift wrap:
https://wripwrapwrop.com/en/

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A sense of humor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Philosophy 
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
Larry Gelbart

Website 4 the day:
Convert to/from PDF:
https://pdf.to/

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Sleep like a baby

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Humor 
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
-- Leo J. Burke

Website 4 the day:
What is a day?
https://labs.minutelabs.io/what-is-a-day/#/welcome

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Science and facts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science.
-- Henri Poincare

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Keyboard music:
https://patatap.com

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Luck

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Luck is the residue of design.
-- Branch Rickey

Website 4 the day:
Urgent care or ER?
https://www.indigourgentcare.com/blog/the-right-place-for-the-right-care-urgent-care-vs-emergency-room

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What is art?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
-- Frank Zappa

Website 4 the day:
Calming videos:
https://napflix.tv/

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Brave heros

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Philosophy 
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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What language is that?
https://lingyourlanguage.com/

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Doctor's joke

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Humor 
Recently, my doctor made a joke about my back. It was about a weak back.

Website 4 the day:
Endangered sounds:
http://savethesounds.info/

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We've been warned

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Philosophy 
We are the people our parents warned us about.
-- Jimmy Buffett

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Summarize any article:
https://tldr.hackeryogi.com/

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The only profession

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Humor 
Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.
-- Jules Renard

Website 4 the day:
International gun laws:
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/03/02/world/international-gun-laws.html

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Change the world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-- Leo Tolstoy

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Secure e-mail:
https://tutanota.com/

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Bringing up children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Humor 
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot

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Free DNS servers:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/best-dynamic-dns-providers/

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Most important days

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
The roots of slavery:
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/08/14/magazine/1619-america-slavery.html

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Time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Time is an illusion.
-- Albert Einstein

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Online Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences:
https://oeis.org/?language=english

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A common delusion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019, In : Philosophy 
It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them.
-- Rose MacAulay

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Technology news:
https://www.techmeme.com/

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Losing tempers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.
-- Frank Moore Colby

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Programming instruction:
https://internetingishard.com/

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Life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
-- Charles M. Schulz

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Free mechanical CAD program:
https://www.rs-online.com/designspark/mechanical-software

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Opportunities

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Today's opportunities erase yesterday's failures.
-- Gene Brown

Website 4 the day:
Segregation and racist artifact museum:
https://www.ferris.edu/jimcrow/what.htm

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Best time to buy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019, In : Humor 
A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
-- Marty Allen

Website 4 the day:
Under-ten-cent processors:
https://cpldcpu.wordpress.com/2019/08/12/the-terrible-3-cent-mcu/

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A rainy day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019, In : Humor 
The shortest recorded period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn

Website 4 the day:
Learn Java by doing:
https://codegym.cc/

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Long-distance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019, In : Humor 
I'm in a long-distance relationship. Darn restraining order!

Website 4 the day:
The oldest plant:
https://www.wellandgood.com/good-food/spirulina-sleep/

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An hourglass figure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time.

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Animal/food mash-ups:
https://mymodernmet.com/photo-manipulation-animals-ronald-ong/

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Win or lose

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
It does not matter whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose!
-- Steven Weinberg

Website 4 the day:
High voltage / high current art:
http://capturedlightning.com/

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Verbal contracts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Read webpages out loud:
https://talkify.net/

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Inflation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
-- Sam Ewing

Website 4 the day:
What is new on Netflix?
https://usa.newonnetflix.info/

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Marriage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Turkey's underground city of 20,000:
https://www.historicmysteries.com/derinkuyu-underground-city-cappadocia/

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Lost in thought

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
-- Paul Fix

Website 4 the day:
Free professionally edited books:
https://standardebooks.org/

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Going bald

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
I knew I was going bald because it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.
-- Harry Hill

Website 4 the day:
Sleep deprivation across the US:
https://www.cdc.gov/sleep/data_statistics.html

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Most likely ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Humor 
Robert E. Lee's high school yearbook lists him as "Most likely to secede."

Website 4 the day:
Gerrymandered font:
https://techcrunch.com/2019/08/01/this-free-ugly-font-is-made-from-hideously-gerrymandered-districts/

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Flag burning preferred

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Philosophy 
I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag.
-- Molly Ivins

Website 4 the day:
Journey Planet:
http://journeyplanet.weebly.com/

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Jogging adds years

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Humor 
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Random design challenges:
http://protobot.org/#en

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Children are tyrants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.
-- Socrates

Website 4 the day:
Give your teddy bear a vacation:
http://unagi-travel.net/

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Demagogue secret

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he.
-- Karl Kraus

Website 4 the day:
All about toilets:
https://toilet-guru.com/

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Desire dumber

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Humor 
I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.
-- Scott Adams

Website 4 the day:
Vegan recipes:
https://www.thevegancaveman.com/

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No yes-men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Humor 
I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Practical lock picking:
http://rageuniversity.org/PRISONESCAPE/PRISON%20LOCKS%20AND%20KEYS/Practical.Lock.Picking.pdf

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Sleep-smoking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
I accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet.

Website 4 the day:
Cats are liquid:
https://www.boredpanda.com/cats-are-liquids/

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Money vs. happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
-- Bill Vaughan

Website 4 the day:
Solving a humongous Rubik's cube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOJtLb_rPVg

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Failure is a fertilizer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Philosophy 
A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.
-- Denis Waitley

Website 4 the day:
Calculators for construction, woodworkers, etc.:
https://www.blocklayer.com/

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French food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
-- Doug Larson

Website 4 the day:
3D printed lock pick gun:
https://hackaday.com/2019/07/17/3d-printed-snap-gun-for-automatic-lock-picking/

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Common elements

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
-- Harlan Ellison

Website 4 the day:
World's most relaxing song:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/jordanpassman/2016/11/23/the-worlds-most-relaxing-song/#7b895e8b2053

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Money's worth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
-- Jackie Mason

Website 4 the day:
Free JavaScript books:
https://www.reddit.com/r/learnprogramming/comments/cf50qu/you_dont_know_javascript_but_you_could_for_free/

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Volume of news

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
-- Jerry Seinfield

Website 4 the day:
Dress for space:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2019/business/immersive-space-suits-history-fashion-and-function/?utm_term=.cbade8bdb56c

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Work out almost daily

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019, In : Humor 
I work out almost every day. Friday I almost worked out, Saturday I almost worked out, Sunday I almost worked out...

Website 4 the day:
Apollo 11 in real time:
https://apolloinrealtime.org/11/

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Family debates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019, In : Humor 
I’ve come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have food in their mouths.
-- Kenneth Cole

Website 4 the day:
Python machine learning:
https://www.reddit.com/r/learnprogramming/comments/cfxxcd/machine_learning_get_started_with_python

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Everything predetermined

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019, In : Humor 
I have noticed that even people who claim everything is pre­determined and that we can do nothing to change it look before they cross the road.
-- Stephen Hawking

Website 4 the day:
Lightworks video editor:
https://www.lwks.com/

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The 3 R's

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019, In : Humor 
You know there’s a problem when you realize that out of the three Rs, only one begins with an R.
-- Dennis Miller

Website 4 the day:
CD/DVD burner:
http://infrarecorder.org/

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An intellectual

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019, In : Humor 
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
-- Billy Connolly

Website 4 the day:
Algorithm tutorial:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLn2ipk-jqgZiAHiA70hOxAj8RMUeqYNK

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Lion vs. calf

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019, In : Humor 
The lion shall lie down with the calf, but the calf won’t get much sleep
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Buy electronics from makers:
https://www.tindie.com/

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Rich vs. poor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019, In : Philosophy 
An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics.
-- Plutarch

Website 4 the day:
Known exoplanets:
https://exoplanetarchive.ipac.caltech.edu/

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Get better soon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 22, 2019, In : Humor 
Got my boss a "get better soon" card. She's not sick, I just think she could get better.

Website 4 the day:
Free movies on YouTube:
http://zerodollarmovies.com/catalog/english

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Insult yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 22, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Being bored is an insult to oneself.
-- Jules Renard

Website 4 the day:
Tool to check and fix 3D models:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/p/3d-builder/9wzdncrfj3t6

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World creation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 22, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Our thoughts create our world.
-- Stephen Richards

Website 4 the day:
3D design models:
https://www.myminifactory.com/

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What to be?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 22, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is.
-- Albert Camus

Website 4 the day:
Auto VIN check:
https://www.vincheckpro.com/vin-go

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Terrible nightmares

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 22, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The greater your dreams, the more terrible your nightmares.
-- Edward Abbey

Website 4 the day:
Making cookie cutters:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66fqXttgpE

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Worse crimes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 22, 2019, In : Philosophy 
There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them.
-- Joseph Brodsky

Website 4 the day:
When can you reuse a calendar:
https://www.whencanireusethiscalendar.com/

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Why no visitors?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019, In : Humor 
Why don't aliens visit our planet? Terrible ratings. One star.

Website 4 the day:
Give homeless money by phone:
https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/wjvavy/this-app-lets-you-give-money-to-homeless-people-from-your-phone

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Diet's 2nd day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019, In : Humor 
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you’re off it.
-- Jackie Gleason

Website 4 the day:
Send 5 GBytes for free:
https://transfer.pcloud.com/

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Who are the users?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019, In : Humor 
User: the word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Live filesharing and chat:
https://volafile.org/

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What holds ships together

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019, In : Humor 
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together; It was riveting.
-- Stewart Francis

Website 4 the day:
Free images for transfer:
https://thegraphicsfairy.com/

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When I was younger

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019, In : Humor 
One time, a guy handed me a picture and said, “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture of you is when you were younger.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Draw a stickman:
http://www.drawastickman.com/

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Creating money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The process by which money is created is so simple that the mind is repelled
-- John Kenneth Galbraith

Website 4 the day:
Federal Reserve comic book:
https://www.newyorkfed.org/medialibrary/media/outreach-and-education/comic-books/NewYorkFed-StoryoftheFederalReserveSystem-WebColor.pdf

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Never boils

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019, In : Humor 
A watched pot never boils, but it does get paranoid.
-- Lesley Wake

Website 4 the day:
Track when an image is seen:
https://grabify.link/

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An origami store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019, In : Humor 
I had a business plan for an origami store, but It folded.

Website 4 the day:
Compare airfares:
https://www.airfarewatchdog.com/

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Confidence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019, In : Humor 
Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.
-- Tina Fey

Website 4 the day:
Free local TV:
https://www.locast.org/

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Forgetting history

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019, In : Humor 
There’s an old saying about those who forget history. I don’t remember it, but it’s good.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Fool advertisers with Firefox:
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/43j8qm/firefox-will-give-you-a-fake-browsing-history-to-fool-advertisers

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On the edge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Being on the edge isn’t as safe, but the view is better.
-- Ricky Gervais

Website 4 the day:
Dark patterns on shopping websites:
https://webtransparency.cs.princeton.edu/dark-patterns/

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Insomnia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019, In : Humor 
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Picture yourself on Mt. Everest:
https://thetopofmounteverest.com/#home

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What is education

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Create your own fake news:
https://grover.allenai.org/

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Daydream

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019, In : Humor 
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Spell words with chemical symbols:
https://www.chemspeller.com/

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Investment anxiety

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 25, 2019, In : Humor 
I used to be mildly fearful of residential property investments. Now I have an apartment complex.

Website 4 the day:
Google slides to animated GIFs:
https://talltweets.com/

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A fine place

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 25, 2019, In : Humor 
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
-- Fred Allen

Website 4 the day:
Screenshot a web page:
https://screenshot.guru/

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Funny things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 25, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.
-- Don Rickles

Website 4 the day:
Archive a web page:
https://archive.is/

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You might as well

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 25, 2019, In : Humor 
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
-- Joe E. Lewis

Website 4 the day:
View PCB layout:
https://openboardview.org/

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40,000 piece puzzle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 25, 2019, In : Humor 
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says "go outside."
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Signal waveform editor:
https://wavedrom.com/

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Everything is funny

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 25, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Everything is funny, as long as it is happening to someone else.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
English pronunciation:
https://youglish.com/

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Memory not good enough

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 25, 2019, In : Philosophy 
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Light and sounds pets hate:
https://www.cnet.com/news/is-technology-driving-your-pet-insane/

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Kangaroo high jumps

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019, In : Humor 
I saw a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State building, but was only because the building can't jump.

Website 4 the day:
Free 40 minute web/video conferencing:
https://zoom.us/

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Bilingual hockey players

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019, In : Humor 
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
-- Gordie Howe

Website 4 the day:
It's OK to ask for more time:
https://www.hbs.edu/faculty/Publication%20Files/19-064_8312949a-87f4-493b-8362-d364382c3db4.pdf

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Outdoor fun and more

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019, In : Humor 
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Secure OS:
https://tails.boum.org/

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Didn’t say it.

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019, In : Humor 
I don’t care what the tape says. I didn’t say it.
-- Ray Malavasi

Website 4 the day:
Anonymous OS:
https://www.whonix.org/

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Just can't win

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019, In : Humor 
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams

Website 4 the day:
Bootable USB privacy:
https://tails.boum.org/

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Learning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019, In : Philosophy 
We learn from disappointment.
-- Mehdi Sadaghdar

Website 4 the day:
Literal meanings for country names:
http://tiny.cc/countrynames

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Cricket in heaven

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019, In : Humor 
Oh God, if there be cricket in heaven, let there also be rain.
-- Alec Douglas Home

Website 4 the day:
A person's looks from their speech:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1905.09773.pdf

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Hippo vs. Zippo

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 12, 2019, In : Humor 
The difference Between a Hippo and a Zippo: one's really heavy, the others a little lighter.

Website 4 the day:
Find out about people:
https://thatsthem.com

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Truth vs. fiction

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
WiFi networks found:
https://wigle.net/

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Two faces of happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The knowledge of happiness brings the knowledge of unhappiness.
-- Swami Vivekananda

Website 4 the day:
Preconfigured virtual Linux for investigations:
https://inteltechniques.com/buscador/

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Art is a lie

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth.
-- Pablo Picasso

Website 4 the day:
Free virtual private mobile number:
http://freesmscode.com

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Yesterday vs. today

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Price optimization game:
https://priceoptimization.ai/

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Confused?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
If you’re not confused, you’re not paying attention.
-- Tom Peters

Website 4 the day:
Introduction to SQL for Data Scientists:
http://downloads.bensresearch.com/SQL.pdf

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Youth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 12, 2019, In : Philosophy 
It takes a long time to become young.
-- Pablo Picasso

Website 4 the day:
40 years of New York City photos:
http://mattweberphotos.com/

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Religious differences

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 6, 2019, In : Humor 
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.

Website 4 the day:
Get stock by buying stuff:
https://bumped.com/

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Lonely people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 6, 2019, In : Philosophy 
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
-- Joseph F. Newton

Website 4 the day:
H.P. Lovecraft complete works:
http://arkhamarchivist.com/free-complete-lovecraft-ebook-nook-kindle/

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You are one person

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 6, 2019, In : Philosophy 
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you are the world.
-- Bill Wilson

Website 4 the day:
Audubon native plants database:
https://www.audubon.org/native-plants

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The inevitable

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 6, 2019, In : Humor 
Change is inevitable – except from a vending machine.
-- Robert C. Gallagher

Website 4 the day:
Retargetable decompiler:
https://retdec.com/

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More worth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 6, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Nothing is worth more than this day.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Website 4 the day:
Visual comparison shopping:
http://www.findsimilar.com/

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Forget about style

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 6, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Forget about style; worry about results.
-- Bobby Orr

Website 4 the day:
Feminist internet:
https://f-xa.co/

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My life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 6, 2019, In : Philosophy 
My life is my argument.
-- Albert Schweitzer

Website 4 the day:
Best way to whisk:
http://digg.com/video/the-best-whisking-method-explained

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A landscape gardener

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019, In : Humor 
I tried to hire a landscape gardener but he turned down the job because my yard was laid out as portrait.

Website 4 the day:
Vintage cat photos:
https://petapixel.com/2019/05/24/vintage-photos-of-cats-doing-human-things/

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Middle age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019, In : Humor 
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
-- Bob Hope

Website 4 the day:
Where is your birthday in Pi?
http://mypiday.com/

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Comprehending infinity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the day:
Follow politicians:
https://app.politiscope.io/

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A bad memory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019, In : Humor 
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Website 4 the day:
Free textbooks:
https://openstax.org/

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Hard to put up with

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019, In : Humor 
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Create an avatar:
https://getavataaars.com/

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Man's worst enemy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019, In : Humor 
Alcohol may be , but the bible says love your enemy.
-- Frank Sinatra

Website 4 the day:
Stay for free:
https://lifehacker.com/how-to-stay-for-free-anywhere-in-the-world-1832965711

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Foolishly spent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019, In : Humor 
Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly.
-- George Raft

Website 4 the day:
Virtualbox tutorial:
https://www.systemcodegeeks.com/virtualization/virtualbox/virtualbox-tutorial-virtualization-essentials/

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Don't judge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 23, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson

Website 4 the day:
Go for a walk:
https://walk.cafe/ 

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Firing based on posture

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 23, 2019, In : Humor 
My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.

Website 4 the day:
How Bitcoin works:
https://www.bitcoinsimulator.tk/blockchain?chain=public

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Simplicity and sophistication

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 23, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
-- Leonardo da Vinci

Website 4 the day:
Lists made social:
https://list.ly/

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Hope

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 23, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Hope is a waking dream.
-- Aristotle

Website 4 the day:
Image to text and translate:
http://projectnaptha.com/

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Who and when?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 23, 2019, In : Philosophy 
If not us, who? If not now, when?
-- John F. Kennedy

Website 4 the day:
3D human body:
https://human.biodigital.com/login/create

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Don't wait

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 23, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Don’t wait. The time will never be just right.
-- Napoleon Hill

Website 4 the day:
Learn geography:
https://lizardpoint.com/

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Engineering vs. science

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 23, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The difference between engineering and science is that engineering has to be correct.
-- Michael Engelhardt

Website 4 the day:
New startups:
https://betalist.com/

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Cannibals vs. liberals

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 23, 2019, In : Philosophy 
You know the difference between cannibals and liberals? Cannibals only eat their enemies.
-- Lyndon Johnson

Website 4 the day:
Privacy-focused office tools:
https://cryptpad.fr/

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A neck brace

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.

Website 4 the day:
Zoidberg whoop:
http://www.instantwhoop.com/

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Only one drink

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2019, In : Humor 
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Gruesome Body Bakery:
http://inventorspot.com/articles/body_bread_13546

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The finger

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I didn’t give you the finger…you earned it.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Eat and grow big:
http://slither.io/

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Memory foam

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I bought myself a memory foam mattress and now it’s trying to blackmail me.
-- Gary Delaney

Website 4 the day:
World Carrot Museum:
http://www.carrotmuseum.co.uk/

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The question

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me.
-- Ayn Rand

Website 4 the day:
Publish your research:
https://www.qeios.com/

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If your head gets too big

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.
-- Elvis Presley

Website 4 the day:
What did Alexa hear and store?
http://www.amazon.com/alexaprivacy

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Open mind trouble

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
-- Terry Pratchett

Website 4 the day:
Selfie teleprompter:
https://smartphones.gadgethacks.com/how-to/turn-your-phone-into-teleprompter-record-selfie-videos-without-breaking-eye-contact-0196702/

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Being run down by a bike

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Humor 
Every day this same bike tries to run me down. This happens repeatedly. It is a vicious cycle.

Website 4 the day:
What to watch?
https://neverthink.tv

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I know nothing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Philosophy 
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. 
-- Robert Benchley

Website 4 the day:
Soviet's code machine, better than Enigma:
https://foreignpolicy.com/2019/04/27/the-soviets-unbreakable-code-fialka-encryption-espionage-russia-kgb-spy/

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Like a nighttime phone call

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Humor 
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
-- Evelyn Hendrickson

Website 4 the day:
Magnetic fluxlines:
https://www.hbs.edu/faculty/Publication%20Files/19-064_8312949a-87f4-493b-8362-d364382c3db4.pdf

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So much left at the end

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Humor 
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
-- John Barrymore

Website 4 the day:
The true size of countries:
https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2019-04/nifn-hbt042319.php

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I would never

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Philosophy 
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
-- Bertrand Russell

Website 4 the day:
A Bittorrent client:
https://www.qbittorrent.org/download.php

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Believe anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.
-- Dame Edith Sitwell

Website 4 the day:
Whats on your PC?
https://www.ccleaner.com/speccy/download

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Free will

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Humor 
You must believe in free will; there is no choice.
-- Isaac Bashevis Singer

Website 4 the day:
Unlock Windows files:
https://www.iobit.com/en/iobit-unlocker.php#

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Huge drink order

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Humor 
A man walks into a bar and orders 10 times the number of drinks as anyone else there.
The bartender responds "Now that is an order of magnitude."

Website 4 the day:
Cardboard bike:
https://vimeo.com/37584656

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Feeling alone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Humor 
I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.
-- Jimmy Kimmel

Website 4 the day:
How long to binge watch ... ?
http://tiii.me/

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Start with a smile

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Humor 
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
YouTube's documentary channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_sXrcURB-Dh4az_FveeQ0Q

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Try again

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.
-- Samuel Beckett

Website 4 the day:
Find hidden cameras:
https://www.howtogeek.com/411095/how-to-detect-hidden-surveillance-cameras-with-your-phone/

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Persistence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Persistence guarantees that results are inevitable.
-- Paramahansa Yogananda

Website 4 the day:
Inside the mind of a hacker:
http://tiny.cc/insidehackers

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The past is done

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The past does not equal the future.
-- Tony Robbins

Website 4 the day:
Free content distribution network:
http://coralcdn.org/

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Stay!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Stay hungry. Stay foolish.
-- Steve Jobs

Website 4 the day:
How a transmission works:
https://youtu.be/JOLtS4VUcvQ

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Walk the plank

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 

My mother used to make me walk the plank when I was younger, we couldn't afford a dog.

Website 4 the day:
Wasting time:
https://iwastesomuchtime.com/

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Leadership

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Leadership involves finding a parade and getting in front of it.
-- John Naisbitt

Website 4 the day:
Gravity points:
https://codepen.io/akm2/full/rHIsa

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Billions for schools and roads

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.
-- Andy Borowitz

Website 4 the day:
Find similar musicians:
https://www.music-map.com/ 

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Why two senators?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
The reason that there are two senators from each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:
Things organized neatly:
http://thingsorganizedneatly.tumblr.com/

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More discussion time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Philosophy 
If we had more time for discussion, we probably would have made a great many more mistakes.
-- Leon Trotsky

Website 4 the day:
Classified ad exchanges:
http://www.dontevenreply.com/

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The purpose of the brain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
The human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.
-- Peter De Vries

Website 4 the day:
Museum of Flight:
http://www.museumofflight.org/Explore-The-Museum/

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My old neighborhood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
Where I grew up, you could walk ten blocks and never leave the scene of a crime.
-- Charlie Callas

Website 4 the day:
Audio-only films:
https://thenextweb.com/shareables/2019/04/03/listen-to-movie-at-work/

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How to have a good day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

Website 4 the day:
Free Microsoft courses:  
https://academy.microsoft.com/en-us/professional-program/tracks/

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Only golf

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
Golf is the only sport where the object is to play as little as possible.
-- Charles G. McLoughlin

Website 4 the day:
Gardening tips:
http://freeplants.com/

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A place for hotels

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
A hotel is a place that keeps the makers of twenty-five-watt lightbulbs in business.
-- Shelley Berman

Website 4 the day:
Ring of 48 high-speed cameras:
https://youtu.be/3fu3anMtDS8

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Trouble with NYC

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
The trouble with New York is that it's so convenient to everything I can't afford.
-- Jack Barry

Website 4 the day:
Plant watercolors:
https://usdawatercolors.nal.usda.gov/pom/search.xhtml

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Talking dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
If dogs could talk, they's say things like: "Hey! Hey! Hey!"
Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Check USB manufacturer information:
https://www.softpedia.com/get/System/System-Info/ChipGenius.shtml

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The most noxious

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Of all the noxious animals, the most noxious is the tourist.
-- Francis Kilvert

Website 4 the day:
Fake SD/USB tester:
https://www.majorgeeks.com/files/details/fakeflashtest.html

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Things to never eat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
Never eat anything that has to be explained.
-- Charles Schulz

Website 4 the day:
Popular cars through the years:
https://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/g23320934/car-history/

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Blank dictionary

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I bought a dictionary and when I got home I realized all the pages were blank; I have no words for how angry I am.

Website 4 the day:
How to be a Wikipedia editor:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/howto-become-wikipedia-editor/

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Food for travel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Never travel without food in your pocket - if only to throw at attacking dogs.
-- E. S. Bates

Website 4 the day:
Are you owed a refund?
https://paribus.co/

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Grow to heaven

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven, unless its roots reach down to hell.
-- Carl Jung

Website 4 the day:
Cheap flights from where you are:
https://greatescape.co/

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The Flemish masters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor 
We studied the Flemish masters using real phlegm.
-- Lew Cady

Website 4 the day:
Data breach support:
https://www.breachclarity.com/

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Happily married

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor 
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge

Website 4 the day:
7.5 billion people on one chart:
https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2019/04/the-world-s-7-5-billion-people-in-one-chart/

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Politics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Politics: 'Poli' a Latin word meaning 'many'; and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures.'
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
The biggest theft:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnh0Z51H87s

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Either or

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
We are all either fools or undiscovered geniuses.
-- Bonnie Lin

Website 4 the day:
13.8 billion years for free:
https://school.bighistoryproject.com/bhplive

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Magic trapdoor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Humor 
A magician added a trapdoor into his show. But I think it’s just a stage he’s going through.

Website 4 the day:
URL lengthener:
http://aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.com/

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Money in golf

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Humor 
You can make a lot of money playing golf. Just ask my ex-wives.
-- Lee Trevino

Website 4 the day:
Unsearchable YouTube videos:
http://defaultfile.name/

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Wandering v. traveling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The difference between wandering and traveling is that we wander for distraction and we travel for fulfillment.
-- Hilaire Belloc

Website 4 the day:
Ancient Rome, then and now:
https://www.boredpanda.com/before-after-roman-buildings-structures/

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While milking a cow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Philosophy 
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.
-- Grant Wood

Website 4 the day:
Ransomware rescue manual:
https://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/RansomwareManual-1.pdf

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As a porcupine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Humor 
A friend said that in the next life she'd like to come back as a porcupine. She doesn't like crowds.
-- Brian Andreas

Website 4 the day:
Is it normal?
https://www.isitnormal.com/

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Just once

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Philosophy 
All my life I’ve wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought.
-- Robert Breault

Website 4 the day:
Guided meditations:
https://www.tarabrach.com/guided-meditations/

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Two personalities

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemicals substances: if they is any reaction, both are transferred.
-- Carl Jung

Website 4 the day:
Phish in a barrel:
https://duo.com/assets/ebooks/phish-in-a-barrel.pdf

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Birthday present

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019, In : Humor 
I gave a bald friend a comb for his birthday. I think he liked the gift because he said he would never part with it.

Website 4 the day:
Three words can pinpoint your location:
https://what3words.com/

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Canine IQ

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019, In : Humor 
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:
Python data analysis library:
https://pandas.pydata.org/

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Climbing the ladder

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019, In : Humor 
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
59 ways to cook eggs:
https://youtu.be/qWAagS_MANg

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Excellent lawyer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019, In : Humor 
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
-- Fred Allen

Website 4 the day:
360-degree view of the Milky Way Galaxy:
https://futurism.com/the-byte/360-degree-video-milky-way-galaxy

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Not even an inkling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019, In : Humor 
There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a penciling.
-- Robert Brault

Website 4 the day:
Genderless voice:
https://www.fastcompany.com/90321378/the-worlds-first-genderless-ai-voice-is-here-listen-now

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May duct tape be with you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019, In : Humor 
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
-- Carl Zwanzig

Website 4 the day:
Traffic simulation:
http://traffic-simulation.de/

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Addiction is bad

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether under narcotic be alcohol, morphine or idealism.
-- Carl Jung

Website 4 the day:
Danish destress:
http://theconversation.com/a-danish-word-the-world-needs-to-combat-stress-pyt-112216

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Born again

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2019, In : Humor 
I thought about being born again, but my mother refused.

Website 4 the day:
Hard pressure points:
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/324699.php

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Answering an argument

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2019, In : Humor 
If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-- Elbert Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
YouTube mashups:
https://rave.dj/

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Family fun

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2019, In : Humor 
There's no such thing as fun for the whole family.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
How random are you?
https://www.expunctis.com/2019/03/07/Not-so-random.html

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Healthy torture

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turns into torturers.
-- Carl Jung

Website 4 the day:
Talk about mental illness: 
https://seizetheawkward.org/

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Important equations

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
MIT Machine Learning textbook:
https://www.deeplearningbook.org/

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Possessions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Do not hold on to possessions you no Ionger need.
-- Miyamoto Musashi

Website 4 the day:
Screen capture and file sharing:
https://getsharex.com/

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Revealing signatures

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2019, In : Humor 

A signature always reveals a man's character — and sometimes even his name.
-- Evan Esar

Website 4 the day:
Relative cost of living: 
https://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/

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My broken marionette

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 13, 2019, In : Humor 
I am giving away my broken marionette. No strings attached.

Website 4 the day:
This startup does not exist
https://thisstartupdoesnotexist.com/

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If at first you don't succeed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 13, 2019, In : Humor 
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
8 hours of Star Trek DS9 OPS sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDEO07viY-g

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Creativity's enemy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 13, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The chief enemy of creativity is good sense.
-- Pablo Picasso

Website 4 the day:
8 hours of Star Trek Voyager crew quarters sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHxBp4zPTBQ

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Accept everything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 13, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Accept everything just the way it is.
-- Miyamoto Musashi

Website 4 the day:
8 hours of Star Trek TNG cargo bay sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VNhGe3wOOE

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Cannot solve it

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 13, 2019, In : Philosophy 
No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
8 hours of Star Trek TNG Engineering sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNBA2U-L8dc

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Know oneself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 13, 2019, In : Philosophy 
To know oneself is to study oneself in action with another person.
-- Bruce Lee

Website 4 the day:
8 hours of Star Trek TNG Ten Forward sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tzoIYyAhFY

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Solving hands

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 13, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Often the hands will solve a mystery that the intellect had struggled with in vain.
-- Carl Jung

Website 4 the day:
8 hours of Star Trek TNG bridge sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKBvaOLDem0

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Mexican magician

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
A Mexican magician was doing a magic trick. He said, Uno, Dose, and he disappeared without a trace

Website 4 the day:
Video editor:
https://shotcut.org/

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Pessimism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.
-- Jean Rostand

Website 4 the day:
Fold clothes like Marie Kondo:
https://www.familyhandyman.com/storage-organization/how-to-fold-clothes-like-marie-kondo/

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Keeping a man guessing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
Search public records:
http://brbpublications.com

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Cleaning after children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard.
-- Margaret Culkin Banning

Website 4 the day:
Explore math:
https://www.desmos.com/

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Double your money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
-- Kin Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
Salaries at Google, Facebook, and Microsoft:
https://www.levels.fyi/SE/Google/Facebook/Microsoft

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Flattery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
-- Josh Billings

Website 4 the day:
Mars' weather:
https://mars.nasa.gov/insight/weather/

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Forgive your enemies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy

Website 4 the day:
Interactive programming environment:
https://repl.it

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Driving me crazy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
You can't drive me crazy because I am close enough to walk.

Website 4 the day:
Motherboard speaker music?
https://techcrunch.com/2019/02/08/feel-the-beep-this-album-is-played-entirely-on-a-pc-motherboard-speaker/

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Crossing paths

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Hiding places:
https://www.familyhandyman.com/smart-homeowner/the-ultimate-guide-for-secret-hiding-places-in-your-home/view-all/

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Invention of high heels

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
-- Christopher Morley

Website 4 the day:
Video games as medicine:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/doctors-may-soon-prescribe-a-video-game-for-mental-health_n_55c9182ae4b0f1cbf1e60df9

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Pessimism cause

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Philosophy 
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
-- Don Marquis

Website 4 the day:
Computer generated cats:
https://thiscatdoesnotexist.com/

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Trouble knocked

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Computer generated faces:
https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/

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Astrology

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

Website 4 the day:
Google knows where you have been:
https://www.google.com/maps/timeline

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Some people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
-- Albert Camus

Website 4 the day:
Gene editing at home:
http://www.the-odin.com/

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Paper or plastic?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor 
I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said "nah, I'll just turn the lights off."

Website 4 the day:
Color consciousness
https://www.eastman.org/sites/default/files/technicolor/pdfs/ColorConsultants_ColorConsciousness.pdf

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I hate nostalgia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor 
I hate nostalgia. Hated it then and hat it now.
-- Ed Asner

Website 4 the day:
Free proxy list:
http://free-proxy.cz/en/

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Not all drugs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor 
I am not opposed to all drugs. I watch TV.
-- Paul Krassner

Website 4 the day:
Becoming an organism:
http://digg.com/video/cell-division-time-lapse

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Tranquilizers for all

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor 
If everyone took tranquilizers, nobody would need them.
-- Edmund Orrin

Website 4 the day:
Where is Starman?
https://www.whereisroadster.com/

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Not by words alone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor 
Man does not live by words alone, even though he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson

Website 4 the day:
Fastest growing US jobs:
https://bit.ly/2RM2voJ

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Baldness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor 
If you're bald, remember that grass doesn't grow on a busy street.
-- William Hague

Website 4 the day:
National Forest typeface:
https://nationalparktypeface.com/Download

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What are we?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Philosophy 
We are what we repeatedly do.
Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
-- Aristotle

Website 4 the day:
Chrome password protection tool:
https://security.googleblog.com/2019/02/protect-your-accounts-from-data.html

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I'm a deck of cards!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 5, 2019, In : Humor 
A patient bursts into a doctor’s office, "Doctor, I believe I'm a deck of cards!"
The doctor calmly replies, "Go sit in the waiting room, please, I'll be dealing with you later." |

Website 4 the day:
Google slides to animated GIF:
https://talltweets.com/

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Manhood's disappointment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 5, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The disappointment of manhood succeeds the delusion of youth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli

Website 4 the day:
Live stream video:
https://www.youtube.com/live_dashboard_splash

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Value of doubt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 5, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Doubt is the origin of wisdom.
René Descartes

Website 4 the day:
File virus scanner:
https://virusscan.jotti.org/en

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Don't slip tomorrow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 5, 2019, In : Philosophy 
If you don't want to slip tomorrow, speak the truth today.
-- Miyamoto Musashi

Website 4 the day:
Snap an image of a webpage:
https://screenshot.guru/

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More important than knowledge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 5, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited, whereas imagination embraces the entire world, stimulating progress, giving birth to evolution
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Ultra-condensed books:
http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/classics.shtml

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Habitual thoughts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 5, 2019, In : Philosophy 
What you habitually think largely determined what you will ultimately become.
-- Bruce Lee

Website 4 the day:
Plane deformations:
https://mrdoob.com/#/124/plane_deformations

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Night dreams

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 5, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Nights through dreams tell the myths forgotten by the day.
-- Carl Jung

Website 4 the day:
Medieval medicine:
http://theconversation.com/medieval-medical-books-could-hold-the-recipe-for-new-antibiotics-74490

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Nobody is Perfect.

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 4, 2019, In : Humor 
Nobody is Perfect.
I am Nobody.

Website 4 the day:
Boxes? Hallways?
http://crossdivisions.com/

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Never regret

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 4, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Never regret anything that made you smile.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Patience is a virtue:
http://www.patience-is-a-virtue.org/

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Tough times

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 4, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Tough times never last but tough people do.
-- Robert H. Schiuller

Website 4 the day:
Random street:
http://www.mapcrunch.com/

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Doubt kills

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 4, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
-- Suzy Kassem

Website 4 the day:
Rock, Paper, Scissors:
https://www.rock-paper-scissors-game.com/

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It hurt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 4, 2019, In : Philosophy 
It hurt because it mattered.
-- John Green

Website 4 the day:
Found notes:
http://foundmagazine.com/

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Simplicity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 4, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
-- Leonardo da Vinci

Website 4 the day:
Awkward photos:
https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

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Imagine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 4, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Everything you can imagine is real.
-- Pablo Picasso

Website 4 the day:
Stuck drawer simulator game:
https://games.increpare.com/Schubladesimulator/

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Salt water fish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019, In : Humor 
Fish live in salt water because they sneeze in pepper water.

Website 4 the day:
Map of anonymous Wikipedia edits:
http://www.lkozma.net/wpv/index.html

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Not too long

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019, In : Humor 
If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Short films:
http://sheepfilms.co.uk/category/shortfilms/

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Expiration dates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019, In : Humor 
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Find stigmatized properties:
https://www.housecreep.com/

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Fail again

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.
-- Samuel Beckett

Website 4 the day:
Perfectly timed photos:
http://perfectlytimedphotos.com

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My own world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.
-- Lauren Myracle

Website 4 the day:
Kim Jong-Il looks at things:
https://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

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What you need in life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
In life you need either inspiration or desperation.
-- Tony Robbins

Website 4 the day:
Thinking about your partner can lower blood pressure:
https://uanews.arizona.edu/story/having-partner-present-or-mind-may-keep-blood-pressure-down

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Every noble work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Every noble work is at first impossible.
-- Thomas Carlyle

Website 4 the day:
Learn to program for free:
https://www.sololearn.com/

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Would give my right arm

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019, In : Humor 
I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

Website 4 the day:
Shake your head to see an image:
https://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/latest-viral-optical-illusion-has-you-shaking-your-head-to-see-hidden-image/

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Shopping for happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019, In : Humor 
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.
-- Gertrude Stein

Website 4 the day:
How much of the internet is fake?
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/12/how-much-of-the-internet-is-fake.html

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Write a novel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019, In : Humor 
I can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
-- Fred Allen

Website 4 the day:
Public safety streams:
https://www.broadcastify.com/

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The digital camera

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Where can I watch a movie?
https://www.justwatch.com/us

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Today is ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
-- Dale Carnegie 

Website 4 the day:
Private, encrypted file sharing:
https://send.firefox.com/

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Without laughter

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019, In : Philosophy 
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
-- Charlie Chaplin

Website 4 the day:
Make a bootable USB:
https://rufus.ie/

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Be who you are

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
-- Bernard Baruch

Website 4 the day:
Amazon giveaways and discounts:
https://www.amazon.com/ga/giveaways?pageId=1

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A thirteenth floor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Humor 
Why are builders afraid to have a thirteenth floor but publishers aren't afraid of Chapter 11?

Website 4 the day:
Cat history:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsj-hDW9bS8

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Jury duty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Humor 
I have never served on a jury because I am usually the accused.
-- Robert Pinske

Website 4 the day:
Free movies:
https://www.imdb.com/freedive/

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Eating and intelligence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Humor 
I won't eat any form of intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive.
-- Marty Feldman

Website 4 the day:
Recover lost photos and videos:
https://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/PhotoRec

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Cooking tip

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Humor 
Cooking tip: wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.
-- Nicole Hollander

Website 4 the day:
Recover lost data:
https://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/TestDisk

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Live by yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Humor 
When you live by yourself, all of your annoying habits disappear.
-- Merrill Markoe

Website 4 the day:
Find similar songs:
http://moretrackslikethis.com/

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Cowardice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Cowardice is often based on good information.
-- Peter Ustinov

Website 4 the day:
Google's last result:
https://feelingunlucky.today/

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Go to school

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Philosophy 
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
-- Bill Watterson

Website 4 the day:
Unroll toilet paper with your mouse wheel:
http://papertoilet.com/

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Selling my vacuum

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019, In : Humor 
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just collecting dust.

Website 4 the day:
Motivation game-style:
https://lvluplife.com/

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John Madden

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019, In : Humor 
John Madden is a man who didn't let success go to his clothes.
-- Mike Ditka

Website 4 the day:
If the moon was one pixel:
http://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html

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Success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Success is a great deodorant.
-- Elizabeth Taylor

Website 4 the day:
Why time flies faster as you age:
https://qz.com/1516804/physics-explains-why-time-passes-faster-as-you-age/

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Singer from Rhode Island

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019, In : Humor 
I first billed myself as a signer from Rhode Island, an act of Providence.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Memory games:
http://www.memozor.com/memory-game-online-free

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A dental plan

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019, In : Humor 
I finally have a dental plan. I chew on the other side.
-- Janine Ditullio

Website 4 the day:
MP3 to text:
https://www.ofoct.com/audio-converter/audio-to-text.html

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Tearing out your hair

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019, In : Philosophy 
It is foolish to tear out one's hair in grief, as though sorrow is less with baldness.
-- Cicero

Website 4 the day:
Cut/paste emojis:
https://www.emojicopy.com/

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No conversation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019, In : Philosophy 
There is no such thing as conversation. There are intersecting monologues.
-- Rebecca West

Website 4 the day:
Find a tutorial:
https://2uts.com/

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Is it a missle?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019, In : Humor 
Is it still called a "missile" if it hits the target?

Website 4 the day:
Create a logo:
https://logomaker.thehoth.com/

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Humour's secret source

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Free Javascript course:
https://watchandcode.com/p/practical-javascript

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No girlfriend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019, In : Humor 
I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Web app development community:
https://glitch.com/

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Ineffective workers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.
-- Scott Adams

Website 4 the day:
Private search engine:
https://news.google.com/newspapers

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Learn something every day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019, In : Philosophy 
People learn something every day, and a lot of times it’s that what they learned the day before was wrong.
-- Bill Vaughan

Website 4 the day:
Newspaper archive:
https://news.google.com/newspapers

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Only as good

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019, In : Philosophy 
You’re only as good as your last haircut.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
Point and kill for Windows:
https://bitbucket.org/sta-ger/win-xkill/downloads/

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Ruination

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019, In : Humor 
Reality continues to ruin my life.
-- Bill Watterson

Website 4 the day:
How funny are words?
https://link.springer.com/article/10.3758/s13428-017-0930-6

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So stupid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018, In : Humor 
A friend was so stupid that he had to change states and take on an assumed name. He was in the Witless Protection Program.

Website 4 the day:
Guesses the character you are thinking of:
https://en.akinator.com/game

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Be thought a liar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.
-- Logan Pearsall Smith

Website 4 the day:
Color wheel:
https://color.adobe.com/create/color-wheel/

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Boredom cure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
-- Dorothy Parker

Website 4 the day:
Compress PDF files:
https://smallpdf.com/compress-pdf

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Only one regret

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018, In : Humor 
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
MP3 tag editor:
https://www.mp3tag.de/

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Be sorry tomorrow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018, In : Humor 
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow, sleep late.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Network scanner:
https://angryip.org/

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Power is not masculine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Once, power was considered a masculine attribute. In fact, power has no sex.
-- Katharine Graham

Website 4 the day:
Old SD memory card formatter:
https://www.sdcard.org/downloads/formatter_4/

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Take credit for the good

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018, In : Philosophy 
We always take credit for the good and attribute the bad to fortune.
-- Charles Kuralt

Website 4 the day:
Full moon:
https://www.reddit.com/r/space/comments/a6kzqr/the_full_rotation_of_the_moon_as_seen_by_nasas/

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Apple's new car

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018, In : Humor 
I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they're having trouble installing windows.

Website 4 the day:
#1 song when you were born:
https://playback.fm/birthday-song

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Reality vs. illusion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Winter is reality, summer is an illusion.
-- Toivo Pekkanen

Website 4 the day:
Inspriation:
https://ineedaprompt.com/

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Bureaucrats

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018, In : Humor 
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds an office that a Republican wants.
-- Harry S. Truman

Website 4 the day:
Program in emojis:
https://www.emojicode.org/

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10 percent of brains

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018, In : Humor 
We only use 10 percent of our brains. Think what we could do if we used the other 60 percent.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Museum of endangered sounds:
http://savethesounds.info/

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General Failure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018, In : Humor 
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Free PDF editor:
http://pdfedit.cz/en/index.html

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Never promoted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If you are irreplaceable you will never be promoted.
-- Jonathan S. Benton

Website 4 the day:
Elements through the centuries
https://www.reddit.com/r/educationalgifs/comments/a6lr6n/300_years_of_element_discovery/

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Melting the ceiling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The glass ceiling melts when you turn up the heat.
-- Pauline Kezer

Website 4 the day:
Virtual credit cards:
https://privacy.com/

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Sandwich in a bar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Humor 
A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.
“Sorry,” growls the bartender, “we don’t serve food here.”

Website 4 the day:
Cat, solid or liquid?
https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/2649/Physicist-Wins-Ig-Noble-Prize-For-Study-On-Whether-Cats-Should-Be-Classified-As-Liquids-Or-Solids

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Supply vs. demand

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The supply of government exceeds the demand.
-- Lewis Lapham

Website 4 the day:
When was a webpage posted?
http://carbondate.cs.odu.edu/

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Keep your facts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Humor 
Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Find your perfect Linux distribution:
https://librehunt.org/

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Motivational tapes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Humor 
I have a set of motivational tapes, but I never feel like watching them.
-- Daniel Liebert

Website 4 the day:
Download videos:
https://www.xvideothief.com/

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Bought a staple gun

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Humor 
My husband bought a staple gun. Now we have to bring food to the cat.
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
Free streaming movies:
https://www.kanopy.com/

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Fine line of cooking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Humor 
My wife treads a fine line between cooking and arson.
-- Bill Hoest

Website 4 the day:
Is your Flash drive fake?
https://www.rmprepusb.com/tutorials/-fake-usb-flash-memory-drives

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Nuts to you?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
God sometimes gives nuts to toothless people.
-- Matt Groening

Website 4 the day:
Old masters' Easter eggs:
http://www.artspace.com/magazine/art_101/conspiracy-theory-for-art-nerds-find-the-eerie-easter-eggs-hidden-in-6-old-master-paintings

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Failed magicians

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 
I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half-sisters.

Website 4 the day:
Free magic tricks:
https://trickshop.com/free-downloads.html

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Why a magician?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 
I became a magician when my sister told me she got $100 a trick.
-- Michael Finney

Website 4 the day:
$99 Linux laptop:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/jasonevangelho/2018/11/21/pinebook-my-first-few-surprising-hours-with-a-99-linux-laptop/#298169725be2

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Games are silly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Philosophy 
It may well be that all games are silly, but then so are human beings.
-- Robert Lynd

Website 4 the day:
Raising self-reliant children:
http://www.freerangekids.com/

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The noblest dog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 
The noblest dog is the hot dog, which feeds the hand that bites it.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Website 4 the day:
US population by state:
https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/9yasnn/us_population_growth_by_state_19002017_oc/

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Too much music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky

Website 4 the day:
Google products that flopped:
https://gcemetery.co/

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Psychoanalysis takes years

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 

Psychoanalysis is a process that usually takes years, which is why Freudians have such lovely summer homes.
-- Cynthia Heimel

Website 4 the day:
Recover deleted files:
https://www.ccleaner.com/recuva

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17 days straight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 
I've been straight for seventeen days . . . but not all in a row.
-- sam Kinison

Website 4 the day:
Free graphic viewer:
https://www.irfanview.com/

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A theatrical performance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 27, 2018, In : Humor 
I saw a theatrical performance of a dictionary. It was a play on words.

Website 4 the day:
Quantum gravity research:
http://www.quantumgravityresearch.org/

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Eating healthy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 27, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.
-- Mike Birbiglia

Website 4 the day:
DIY home decor:
https://www.simphome.com/

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Life is short

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 27, 2018, In : Humor 
Life is too short to learn German.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Free TV:
https://view.yahoo.com/

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The best way out

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 27, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The best way out is always through.
-- Robert Frost

Website 4 the day:
Yet more free movies:
https://www.roku.com/whats-on/the-roku-channel

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Move the world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 27, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Let him that would move the world first move himself.
-- Socrates

Website 4 the day:
Even more free movies and TV:
https://www.snagfilms.com

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Impossible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 27, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Impossible is for the unwilling.
-- John Keats

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More free movies and TV:
http://popcornflix.com

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My life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 27, 2018, In : Philosophy 
My life is my message.
-- Mahatma Gandhi

Website 4 the day:
Free movies and TV:
https://www.sonycrackle.com

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Frivolous

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 20, 2018,
Being frivolous is not as serious as it appears.

Website 4 the day:
Origami:
http://www.origami-instructions.com/

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Seasickness cure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 20, 2018,
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
-- Spike Milligan

Website 4 the day:
US holiday list:
https://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/us/

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Too much progress

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 20, 2018,
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
-- Ogden Nash

Website 4 the day:
Physics simulations:
https://phet.colorado.edu/en/simulations/category/new

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Deserved my enemies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 20, 2018,
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe that I deserved my friends.
-- Walt Whitman

Website 4 the day:
World's radios:
http://radio.garden/live/

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An optimist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 20, 2018,
I'm an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat.
-- Harold WIlson

Website 4 the day:
Astronomy picture of the day:
https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html

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Loyalty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 20, 2018,
Men are only as loyal as their options.
-- Bill Maher

Website 4 the day:
Color matching game:
https://color.method.ac/

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Yield to temptation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 20, 2018,
Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

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Math games:
https://www.coolmathgames.com/

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Balloon exercising

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2018, In : Humor 
I used to lift balloons for exercise. But, I stopped because It wasn't really working out.

Website 4 the day:
Pedestrian devoured by sink hole:
https://digg.com/video/sinkhole-lanzhou-city?utm_source=digg&utm_medium=email

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Fishing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2018, In : Humor 
Teach a man to fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
-- Zenna Schaffer

Website 4 the day:
Einstein's concern a decade before rise of Nazis:
https://noox.app/us/3395960

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Used to do drugs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2018, In : Humor 
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Social media and depression:
https://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-instagram-snapchat-social-media-well-being-2018-11

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Truth is beauty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2018, In : Humor 
It's difficult to reconcile that concept that truth is beauty with orthodontia and nose jobs.
-- Judith Viorst

Website 4 the day:
AI for all:
https://www.acumos.org/

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A good listener

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2018, In : Humor 
A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
-- Katherine Whitehorn

Website 4 the day:
An app to save everything:
https://collect.wetransfer.com/

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God in your image

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2018, In : Philosophy 
You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
-- Steve Rubenstein

Website 4 the day:
Reduce image size:
https://squoosh.app/

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Sale at a turf farm

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2018, In : Humor 
I just heard that the local turf farm was having a yard sale.

Website 4 the day:
Cheat sheets:
https://www.cheatography.com/

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Object in motion or rest

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2018, In : Humor 
An object in motion will continue in the wrong direction. An object at rest will remain in the wrong place.
-- David Gerold

Website 4 the day:
Site for early adopters:
https://betalist.com/

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Round world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The world is round. It has no point.
-- Andrienne Gusoff

Website 4 the day:
Coding quizes:
https://coderbyte.com/quiz

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The ax of progress

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Technological progress is like an ax in the hands of a pathological criminal.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Convert web app to desktop app:
https://applicationize.me/now

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My retirement plan

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2018, In : Humor 
My retirement plan is a slippery floor in a department store.
-- Keith McGill

Website 4 the day:
Make an app or game without programming:
https://www.buildbox.com/

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Information booth job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2018, In : Humor 
I was hired for a job in an information booth with no questions asked.
-- Jay London

Website 4 the day:
Sub-$1 microcontrollers compared:
https://jaycarlson.net/microcontrollers/

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Reduce your expectations

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If you reduce your expectations to zero, life becomes a series of happy surprises.
-- Tuck Andres

Website 4 the day:
Researcher network:
https://www.researchgate.net/

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The wise fool

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 31, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.
-- William Shakespeare

Website 4 the day:
Learn to hack:
https://www.hacksplaining.com/

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The auto body shop

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 31, 2018, In : Humor 
The auto body shop was wreck-a-mended.

Website 4 the day:
Home for introverts:
https://www.riskology.co/blog/

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Argumentative similes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 31, 2018, In : Philosophy 
In argument similes are like songs in love; they describe much, but prove nothing.
-- Kafka

Website 4 the day:
2050 Weather:
https://www.vox.com/a/weather-climate-change-us-cities-global-warming

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A luxury

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 31, 2018, In : Philosophy 
It is a luxury to be understood.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Website 4 the day:
Burn OSs to USB sticks or SD cards:
https://www.balena.io/etcher/

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A person in love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 31, 2018, In : Philosophy 
A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
-- Nietzsche

Website 4 the day:
Automated vehicle safety:
https://www.rand.org/content/dam/rand/pubs/research_reports/RR2600/RR2662/RAND_RR2662.pdf

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The will to believe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 31, 2018, In : Philosophy 
What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is the exact opposite.
-- Bertrand Russell

Website 4 the day:
Search words by when first used:
https://www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler

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Democracy substitution

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 31, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Windows Explorer alternative:
http://multicommander.com/

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Cannot change anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 31, 2018, In : Philosophy 
We cannot change anything unless we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.
-- Carl Jung

Website 4 the day:
Company contact info:
https://www.elliott.org/company-contacts/

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Breeding rabbits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 27, 2018, In : Humor 
Breeding rabbits was a hare-raising experience.

Website 4 the day:
Penny pictures:
http://www.fincher.org/Misc/Pennies/BigTower.shtml

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The search of life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 27, 2018, In : Philosophy 
For most men, life is a search for the proper Manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman

Website 4 the day:
Take flight:
https://www.foldnfly.com/

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Complaints

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 27, 2018, In : Philosophy 
People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that you can't please.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Interesting news:
https://www.tickld.com/

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Refuse to admit

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 27, 2018, In : Humor 
I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.
-- Nancy Astor

Website 4 the day:
Calculus from over 100 years ago:
https://www.gutenberg.org/files/33283/33283-pdf.pdf

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No new beginnings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 27, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.
-- Maria Robinson

Website 4 the day:
Programming finishing school:
https://thoughtbot.com/upcase

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Immaculate member

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 27, 2018, In : Philosophy 
In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Free undelete for Windows 10:
https://www.easeus.com/data-recovery-solution/free-undelete-software-windows-10.html

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Middle aged

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 27, 2018, In : Humor 
I'm 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?
-- Barry Cryer

Website 4 the day:
Meet halfway:
https://www.meetways.com/

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This morning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018, In : Humor 
Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

Website 4 the day:
Trumpet vs. hair:
http://trumpdonald.org/

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Intelligent life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018, In : Humor 
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
-- Bob Monkhouse

Website 4 the day:
Odd research:
https://www.improbable.com/ig/winners/

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Ultimate frustration

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018, In : Humor 
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
-- Sam Ewing

Website 4 the day:
Stephen Hawkings' final paper:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1810.01847.pdf

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Soar in the clouds

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018, In : Humor 
Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
8 hours of Star Trek bridge sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnU2qn6-hz4

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Never grow up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018, In : Philosophy 
We never really grow up. We just learn how to act in public.
-- Bryan White

Website 4 the day:
Screaming goat piano:
http://www.screaminggoatpiano.com/

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Camping in nature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018, In : Humor 
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Count sheep:
http://www.icantsleep.help/

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Fond of children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018, In : Humor 
I am fond of children - except boys.
-- Lewis Carroll

Website 4 the day:
Count the flashes:
https://digg.com/video/rabbit-illusion

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Russian Dolls

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2018, In : Humor 
I hate Russian Dolls. They're so full of themselves.

Website 4 the day:
Click to remove:
http://www.clicktoremove.com/

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Writing a book

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2018, In : Humor 
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
This guy wants your money:
http://www.ijustwantyourmoney.com/

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Only stupidity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2018, In : Philosophy 
It’s only because of their stupidity that they’re able to be so sure of themselves.
-- Franz Kafka

Website 4 the day:
Dividing circles:
http://www.koalastothemax.com/

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Important lessons

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can’t be learned at school.
-- Haruki Murakami

Website 4 the day:
A sad trombone:
https://www.anothersadtrombone.com/

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3, 6 and 9

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If you only knew the magnificence of the 3, 6 and 9, then you would have a key to the universe.
-- Nikola Tesla

Website 4 the day:
Pull my nose:
http://vectorpark.com/head/

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Internet answers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2018, In : Humor 
The best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer.
-- Ward Cunningham

Website 4 the day:
Recover from brain freeze:
https://cdn2.hubspot.net/hub/124879/file-1305051026-pdf/GENARD_METHOD_CHEAT_SHEETS/Genard_Method_Cheat_Sheet_5WaysToRecoverFromABrainFreeze_PDF.pdf

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Increased esteem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2018, In : Humor 
My esteem for this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now that when people wave at me, they use all their fingers.
-- Jimmy Carter

Website 4 the day:
Data visualization:
https://serialmentor.com/dataviz/

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Never date a tennis player

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 6, 2018, In : Humor 
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

Website 4 the day:
SPAM® museum:
http://www.spam.com/museum

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A pessimist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 6, 2018, In : Philosophy 
A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Meteorological info:
https://www.ventusky.com/

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Knowledge vs. underwear

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 5, 2018, In : Humor 
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Learn photography:
http://photoskop.com/

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So surprised

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 5, 2018, In : Humor 
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
-- Gracie Allen

Website 4 the day:
Result of a nuclear bomb:
https://outrider.org/nuclear-weapons/interactive/bomb-blast

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Ain't sleeping

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 5, 2018, In : Humor 
I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids.
-- Jonathan Raban

Website 4 the day:
What's it like to be dyslexic:
https://geon.github.io/programming/2016/03/03/dsxyliea

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Invention of swearing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 5, 2018, In : Humor 
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
-- Finley Peter Dunne

Website 4 the day:
Watch a palate make sounds
https://dood.al/pinktrombone/

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Every successful man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 5, 2018, In : Humor 
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-- Maryon Pearson

Website 4 the day:
Behind the news:
http://time.com/photography/lightbox/

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Neighbor's chickens

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2018, In : Humor 
My neighbor's chickens were eating my garden, so I put up a fence. Now it is impeccable.

Website 4 the day:
If you are bored:
https://www.boredbutton.com/

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Not politics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Politics is not a vocation, nor is it an avocation. It's an incurable disease.
-- Joseph T. Robinson

Website 4 the day:
Create a website:
https://www.jimdo.com/

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They laughed at Joan of Arc

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2018, In : Humor 
They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it anyway.
-- Gracie Allen

Website 4 the day:
Free wallpaper:
https://interfacelift.com/

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Not a highway

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2018, In : Philosophy 
I view the internet not as an information highway but as an asylum filled with babbling loonies.
-- Mike Royko

Website 4 the day:
Control someone else's electronics:
http://www.drivemeinsane.com/

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Meek inheritance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2018, In : Humor 
The meek shall inherit the earth. They won't have the nerve to refuse it.
-- Jackie Vernon

Website 4 the day:
Make things:
https://www.tinkercad.com/#/

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Television's jokes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Television permits millions of people to hear the same joke at the same time and still remain lonesome.
-- T. S. Eliot

Website 4 the day:
Free credit freeze:
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/freezing-your-credit-is-now-free-2018-09-21

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Only flair

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2018, In : Humor 
Her only flair is in her nostrils.
-- Pauline Kael

Website 4 the day:
Chart of Electromagnetic Radiations:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/llnl/9403051123/sizes/l/

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Sued the airline

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 22, 2018, In : Humor 
When I sued the airline for my missing luggage, the verdict was that I lost my case.

Website 4 the day:
USA in numbers:
https://usafacts.org/

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Major problem mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 22, 2018, In : Humor 
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Machine learning with Python:
https://towardsdatascience.com/a-complete-machine-learning-walk-through-in-python-part-one-c62152f39420

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I can't understand it

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 21, 2018, In : Philosophy 
I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it.
-- Queen Juliana

Website 4 the day:
Java tutorial videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBWX97e1E9g&list=PLE7E8B7F4856C9B19

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Change

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 21, 2018, In : Philosophy 
All appears to change when we change.
-- Henri-Frédéric Amiel

Website 4 the day:
Open source video editor:
https://kdenlive.org/en/features/

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Lack of money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 21, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Any positive number is sum of three (or less) palindromes
http://www.rnta.eu/cgi-bin/three_palindromes/pal3.py

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Building security

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 21, 2018, In : Philosophy 
No one can build his security upon the nobleness of another person.
-- Willa Cather

Website 4 the day:
Open source painting tool:
https://krita.org/en/features/highlights/

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The best teachers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 21, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The best teachers are those who show you where to look, but don't tell you what to see.
-- Alexandra K.Trenfor

Website 4 the day:
Image viewer:
https://nomacs.org/

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A dirty bird

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 16, 2018, In : Humor 
My parrot was dirty, so I bought a feather duster.

Website 4 the day:
Lightning map: 
http://en.blitzortung.org/live_lightning_maps.php?map=30

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History lessons

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Snapzu web posts:
https://snapzu.com/

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Intelligence vs. sensibility

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
-- Goethe

Website 4 the day:
Visual microphone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npNYP2vzaPo

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Little time after birth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
I was born not knowing and have had only a little time to change that here and there.
-- Richard Feynmann

Website 4 the day:
Where can you park you spaceship?
https://parkmyspaceship.com

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Foundations of knowledge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also.
-- Carl Jung

Website 4 the day:
Clone your disk in the clouds:
https://rclone.org/

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What's the use?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?
-- Henry David Thoreau

Website 4 the day:
Make your PC into a hotspot:
http://www.mypublicwifi.com

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Fanatical

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
A fanatic is a person who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
Vedic math books:
http://www.vedicmaths.org/resources/books/free#book

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Went for a massage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2018, In : Humor 
I went for a massage because I wanted to be kneaded.

Website 4 the day:
Accomplishments by your age:
http://www.museumofconceptualart.com/accomplished/index.html

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Never happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2018, In : Philosophy 
A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.
-- Anatole France

Website 4 the day:
Journey to the center of the earth:
http://www.bbc.com/future/bespoke/story/20150306-journey-to-the-centre-of-earth/index.html

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Young and old

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Mount Rushmore's Hall of Records:
https://www.nps.gov/media/photo/gallery.htm?id=F51F46AD-155D-4519-3E23A791A6417362

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Deflating disputes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2018, In : Philosophy 
How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
-- Aristotle

Website 4 the day:
Group Theory coloring book:
http://www.coloring-book.co/

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Photographing Shirley Temple

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2018, In : Humor 
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
-- Tallulah Bankhead

Website 4 the day:
Better CLI commands:
https://remysharp.com/2018/08/23/cli-improved

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Violin vs. viola

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2018, In : Humor 
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
-- Victor Borge

Website 4 the day:
Make slogan great again:
http://beat2020.com/

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Of doors and dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2018, In : Humor 
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
-- Ogden Nash

Website 4 the day:
Online TV:
http://xumo.tv

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Missing eggs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
The chicken couldn't find her eggs. She must have mislaid them.

Website 4 the day:
Conference call simulator:
http://conferencecall.biz/

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Full of it

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
Life is full of obstacle illusions.
-- Grant Frazier

Website 4 the day:
Who loves you more?
https://melmagazine.com/ranking-every-kind-of-pet-by-how-capable-it-is-of-loving-you-72d38f87e20f 

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Nobody listens

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin

Website 4 the day:
I said don't call me!
http://isaiddontcall.me/

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Awake in case of emergency

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Library e-books and audiobooks:
https://meet.libbyapp.com/

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Comes a time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
There comes a time in every man's life and I've had many of them.
-- Casey Stengel

Website 4 the day:
Text to image:
http://t2i.cvalenzuelab.com/

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Two paradoxes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution.
-- Edward Teller

Website 4 the day:
Identify fake photos:
https://www.getsurfsafe.com/

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Walking on water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".
-- Lyndon B. Johnson

Website 4 the day:
Python introduction:
https://medium.freecodecamp.org/learning-python-from-zero-to-hero-120ea540b567

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Dog from a hat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 17, 2018, In : Humor 
I saw a magician pull a full-sized dog out of a large hat. It was a Labracadabrador.

Website 4 the day:
Worst search result:
http://feelingunlucky.today/

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Dinner music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 17, 2018, In : Humor 
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton

Website 4 the day:
Your animal weight:
http://myanimalweight.com/

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A good listener

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 17, 2018, In : Humor 
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
-- Kin Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
Listen to the moon trip:
https://www.newsweek.com/inside-apollo-11-you-can-now-listen-buzz-aldrin-and-neil-armstrongs-1043435

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To err is human

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 17, 2018, In : Philosophy 
To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.
-- Franklin P. Adams

Website 4 the day:
Zoom quilt:
http://zoomquilt.org/

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Multiple failures

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
I have failed many times, and that's why I am a success.
-- Michael Jordan

Website 4 the day:
Nothing for something:
https://payfornothing.club/

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Connections

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Everything is connected... no one thing can change by itself.
-- Paul Hawken

Website 4 the day:
Exercise for muscle groups:
https://musclewiki.org/

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Absurd politics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte

Website 4 the day:
Odd Internet photos:
http://internethistory.tumblr.com/

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Back on your feet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Humor 
The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment.

Website 4 the day:
The customer is not always right:
https://notalwaysright.com/

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Winning isn't everything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
-- Vince Lombardi

Website 4 the day:
Google Feud game:
http://www.googlefeud.com/

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Agree on everything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
-- Lyndon B. Johnson

Website 4 the day:
Weird or confusing:
https://weirdorconfusing.com/

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No obstacles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.
-- Frank A. Clark

Website 4 the day:
The earth over time:
http://dinosaurpictures.org/ancient-earth

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Greater ignorance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism.
-- Sir William Osler

Website 4 the day:
Math tools:
https://onlinemathtools.com/

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Rides from strange men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Humor 
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
-- Robin Morgan

Website 4 the day:
How fast is your internet download?
https://fast.com/

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Pull off anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing.
-- Jessica Alba

Website 4 the day:
Help research:
https://www.zooniverse.org/

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Paying taxes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried — but they wanted cash.

Website 4 the day:
Tour the stars:
http://stars.chromeexperiments.com/

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Dog adoption

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
I’m planning to adopt a dog soon, it wasn’t my first choice but my doctor told me I can’t have any biologically.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Quantum computers, explained:
https://www.explainingcomputers.com/quantum.html

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The 2nd oldest profession

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Curated coding videos:
https://www.codingvideoz.com/

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My dream job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
1 second on the internet:
https://tecsynt.com/image/iot-white-paper-one-second.jpg

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Chicken crossing the road

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t cook it!
-- Gordon Ramsay

Website 4 the day:
Time wasting website:
https://clickclickclick.click

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Lie to the computer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If you lie to the computer, it will get you.
-- Perry Farrar

Website 4 the day:
Everyday sayings:
https://www.stylist.co.uk/books/everyday-sayings-explained/124076

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It's useless

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
It’s useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk or running for office.
-- Shirley MacLaine

Website 4 the day:
Classic TV shows are sped up:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/03/04/tv_shows_sped_up_to_make_room_for_ads_can_you_tell_the_difference_a_quiz.html

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Emotional wedding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Humor 
I went to a really emotional wedding the other day. The cake was in tiers.

Website 4 the day:
Sacred texts:
http://www.sacred-texts.com/index.htm

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What giraffes don't smell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Humor 
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Create your own web page:
https://about.me/

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Catching my eye

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Humor 
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella.
-- Gary Delaney

Website 4 the day:
Reddit University:
http://ureddit.com/

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Software bugs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Testing can show the presence of bugs, but not their absence.
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra

Website 4 the day:
Peer-to-peer file transfer:
https://file.pizza/

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Who is weaker?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Humor 
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side.
-- Stuart Turner

Website 4 the day:
Track a package:
http://www.boxoh.com/

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The biggest critics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Humor 
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them 
-- Jackie Collins 

Website 4 the day:
Living wage calculator: 
http://livingwage.mit.edu/

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If they disagree

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.
-- Norm Schryer

Website 4 the day:
Machine Learning 101: 
http://tiny.cc/ML101





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A new store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 26, 2018, In : Humor 
I am going to start a new store that only sells Cheerios, bagels, and donuts. It will be called "Hole Foods."

Website 4 the day:
8 hours of Star Trek DS9 Quark's bar sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyi-5BWRWdM

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No rational discovery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 26, 2018, In : Philosophy 
I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking .
-- Albert Einstein

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More free photos:
https://www.pexels.com/

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Only 2 kinds

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 26, 2018, In : Philosophy 
There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
-- Oscar WiIde

Website 4 the day:
Free stock photos:
http://makerbook.net/photography

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Terrible things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 26, 2018, In : Humor 
I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Free stock videos:
http://makerbook.net/video/

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Life v. art

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 26, 2018, In : Humor 
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Free images:
https://www.typeform.com/blog/ask-awesomely/free-pics/

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A curvy smile

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 26, 2018, In : Philosophy 
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
3D cat portraits:
https://www.boredpanda.com/realistic-cat-portraits-needle-felting-wakuneco/

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A fine line

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 26, 2018, In : Philosophy 
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
-- Oscar Levant

Website 4 the day:
Find a podcast:
http://www.podcasts.com

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Not going to the nude beach

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 21, 2018, In : Humor 
My wife refuses to go to a nude beach with me. She's just being clothes-minded.

Website 4 the day:
Paint on a speaker:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lm75v4Ndlg

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Atheist myth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 21, 2018,
It’s a strange myth that atheists have nothing to live for. It’s the opposite. We have nothing to die for. We have everything to live for.
-- Ricky Gervais

Website 4 the day:
Free music for YouTube, TV, film, etc.:
https://ampletunes.com/

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If we can't fix it

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 21, 2018, In : Humor 
If we can't fix it, it ain't broken.
-- Walt Weir

Website 4 the day:
Programming books:
https://github.com/tpn/pdfs

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When in doubt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 21, 2018, In : Philosophy 
When in doubt, use brute force.
-- Ken Thompson

Website 4 the day:
Free Artificial Intelligence course:
https://www.elementsofai.com/

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Coding sooner

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 21, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The sooner you start to code, the longer the program will take.
-- Roy Carlson

Website 4 the day:
Free screen design tool:
https://www.invisionapp.com/

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Changing facts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 21, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Beliefs do not change facts. Facts, if one is rational, should change beliefs.
-- Ricky Gervais

Website 4 the day:
HTML5 interface visual authoring:
http://maqetta.org/

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Fall of the Roman Empire

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 21, 2018, In : Humor 
One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.''
-- Robert Firth

Website 4 the day:
Open source GUI prototyping:
http://pencil.evolus.vn/Default.html

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Letter friendly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2018, In : Humor 
I’m friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don’t know why.

Website 4 the day:
Log into sites that need a user/password:
http://login2.me/

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Cute sleep

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2018, In : Humor 
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.
-- Will Ferrell

Website 4 the day:
Relax with soothing kitten images: 
http://www.eyebleach.me/

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Nothing but respect

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2018, In : Humor 
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Conspiracy theory list:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conspiracy_theories

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Weather forecast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2018, In : Humor 
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Worm follows mouse:
http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/

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My advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone’s advice.
-- Eddie Murphy

Website 4 the day:
Forever falling:
http://www.fallingfalling.com/

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Wealth is not having money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it’s about having a lot of options.
-- Chris Rock

Website 4 the day:
Make some music:
https://onlinesequencer.net/

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Like music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2018, In : Philosophy 
People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
What others have achieved:
https://www.agegeek.com/

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I want to win

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 4, 2018, In : Humor 
I want to win a huge lottery payoff, just like my dad. He never won, but he wanted to.

Website 4 the day:
Free videos:
http://videos.pexels.com

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Nothing intelligent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 4, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein

Website 4 the day:
HTML cheat sheet:
http://hostingfacts.com/html-cheat-sheet

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When you grow up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 4, 2018, In : Philosophy 
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
-- Ethel Barrymore

Website 4 the day:
Programming community:
http://www.devshed.com/

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Flowers for no reason

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 4, 2018, In : Humor 
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.
-- Molly McGee

Website 4 the day:
Low power Linux:
http://www.bodhilinux.com/

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Life's problem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 4, 2018, In : Humor 
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
HTML e-mail for Gmail:
https://htmlmail.pro/

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It's hard

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 4, 2018, In : Philosophy 
It’s hard to be an artist. It’s hard to be anything. It’s hard to be.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Find keyword ideas:
https://neilpatel.com/ubersuggest/

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Offensive?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 4, 2018, In : Philosophy 
You found it offensive? I found it funny. That’s why I’m happier than you.
-- Ricky Gervais

Website 4 the day:
Scientific calculator and more:
http://www.kalkules.com/

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Health club position

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
I applied for a position in a health club, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

Website 4 the day:
Innovators and entrepreneurs:
http://www.npr.org/podcasts/510313/how-i-built-this

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Terrified by women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is “Notice anything different?
-- Mike Vanatta

Website 4 the day:
Computational cognitive neuroscience:
https://grey.colorado.edu/mediawiki/sites/CompCogNeuro/images/0/0e/ccnbook_08_2016.pdf

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Getting a child's attention

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
-- Lane Olinghouse

Website 4 the day:
Rewriter tools:
https://www.rewritertools.com/

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Impossible to learn

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Philosophy 
It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.
-- Epictetus

Website 4 the day:
Free cyber security training:
https://www.cybrary.it/

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Life lessons

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Philosophy 
In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.
- Tom Bodett

Website 4 the day:
Voice recognition in Chrome browser:
https://dictation.io/

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Love v. friendship

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
-- Otto von Bismarck

Website 4 the day:
Free web-based PDF editor:
https://www.pdfescape.com/

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Coffee or tea?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Details on any web site:
http://builtwith.com

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Facebook name

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
I'm changing my name to 'Benefits' on Facebook. Next time someone adds me, It will say "you are now friends with Benefits."

Website 4 the day:
Web programming playground:
https://webmakerapp.com

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Watching my drinking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Make a comic:
https://www.pixton.com/

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Addicted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
I’m addicted to placebos.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Generate spreadsheet mock data:
https://mockaroo.com/

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Everything is changing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Drag and drop Android and iOS apps:
https://thunkable.com/#/

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Bad decisions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Bad decisions make good stories.
-- Ellis Vidler

Website 4 the day:
Help a sight-impaired people:
https://www.bemyeyes.com/

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Life is hard

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Philosophy 
When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?”
-- Sydney Harris

Website 4 the day:
Temporary or limited credit card numbers:
https://privacy.com/


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No talent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.
-- Robert Benchley

Website 4 the day:
Goldbach Conjecture calculator:
http://wims.unice.fr/wims/wims.cgi?module=tool/number/goldbach.en

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Chapstick v. Glue Stick

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
My girlfriend asked me to pass her the Chapstick and I accidentally passed her the Glue Stick! She hasn't said a word to me since.

Website 4 the day:
Hi-def NYC flyover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN3uF3990Q0

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Everybody lies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.
-- Nick Diamos

Website 4 the day:
VPN comparison:
https://thatoneprivacysite.net/vpn-comparison-chart/

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Without lawyers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If it were not for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.
-- A. K. Griffin

Website 4 the day:
Automating Chrome:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/extensions-automating-repetitive-browsing-tasks/

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Indonesian drivers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
Once you see the drivers in Indonesia, you understand why religion plays such a big part in their lives.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Digital literacy terms:
https://www.tolerance.org/magazine/fall-2017/speaking-of-digital-literacy

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Going to an opera

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
Going to an opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment.
-- Hannah More

Website 4 the day:
Thinking in systems:
http://ncase.me/loopy/

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Never too late

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Philosophy 
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Berke Breathed

Website 4 the day:
Printing on wood:
https://www.instructables.com/id/5-Ways-to-Print-on-Wood/

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An oboe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
An oboe is an ill wind that nobody blows good.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Software project management (free for a three-member team):
https://clubhouse.io/

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High heating bill

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
My landlord wanted to make an appointment to talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him, "My door is always open".

Website 4 the day:
Audio-only television:
http://blindy.tv/

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Love my friends

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
I love my friends. Without them, I'd be the most screwed-up person I know.
-- Margo Black

Website 4 the day:
Remove website malware:
https://hackercombat.com/fix-malware-from-your-website-free/

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Driving too fast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
I drive much too fast to worry about cholesterol.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Check files or websites for viruses:
https://www.virustotal.com/#/home/upload

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Growing old

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Growing old is like being increasingly punished for a crime that you didn't commit.
-- Anthony Powell

Website 4 the day:
Create a digital signature:
https://www.mylivesignature.com/

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Therapy and grad school

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Therapy is like going to grad school and majoring in yourself.
-- Fran Drescher

Website 4 the day:
Circuit board class:
http://www.instructables.com/class/Circuit-Board-Design-Class/

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Ignorance is bliss

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
-- Philip Howard

Website 4 the day:
AI Algorithms:
http://wps.aw.com/wps/media/objects/5771/5909832/PDF/Luger_0136070477_1.pdf


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Nobody cares

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Nobody cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
-- Cynthia Nelms

Website 4 the day:
Web code IDE:
http://www.codelobster.com/

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Shoveling snow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2018, In : Humor 
I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.

Website 4 the day:
Why we like junk food:
http://jamesclear.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/why-humans-like-junk-food-steven-witherly.pdf

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Wanderers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Not all those who wander are lost.
J.R.R. Tolkien

Website 4 the day:
Free FAX:
http://www.free-fax.online/

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Not serious

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
-- Brendan Gill

Website 4 the day:
Budget planner:
https://www.mymicrobalance.com/en

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Dissatisfied with life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2018, In : Humor 
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Mount. St. Helens missing photos:
https://www.whas11.com/mobile/article/news/local/mount-st-helens-eruption-never-before-published-photos/417-550397455

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Getting children to listen

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else.
-- Ann Landers

Website 4 the day:
Make visual presentations:
https://www.easel.ly/

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We are fools

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2018, In : Philosophy 
We are all either fools or undiscovered geniuses.
-- Bonnie Lin

Website 4 the day:
Create your own Alexa skills:
https://blueprints.amazon.com/

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Blonde jokes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 1, 2018, In : Humor 
I'm not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
-- Dolly Parton

Website 4 the day:
Remove USB write protection:
https://windows101tricks.com/how-to-remove-write-protection-from-usb

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Great reflexes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018, In : Humor 
With great reflexes comes great response ability.

Website 4 the day:
Laws of spacecraft design:
https://spacecraft.ssl.umd.edu/akins_laws.html

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Guarantees

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
-- Clint Eastwood

Website 4 the day:
Fix Windows' 100% disk usage:
https://windows101tricks.com/100-disk-usage-in-windows-10

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Making exercise fun

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018, In : Humor 
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?“
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Free 3D CAD:
https://www.onshape.com/

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Avoid temptation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018, In : Humor 
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
-- Joey Adams

Website 4 the day:
Chrome browser's malware detector:
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/tips/web-browsers/using-chrome-settings-cleanup-to-scan-for-unwanted-software-using-chrome/

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Laziness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018, In : Humor 
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
-- Jules Renard

Website 4 the day:
Audio books:

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Congressmen

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018, In : Humor 
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Classic DOS games:
https://classicreload.com/

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Concealing the truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If our leaders seek to conceal the truth, or we as people become accepting of alternative realities that are no longer grounded in facts, then we as American citizens are on a pathway to relinquishing our freedom.
-- Rex Tillerson

Website 4 the day:
The psychology of Tokyo's subway:
https://www.citylab.com/transportation/2018/05/the-amazing-psychology-of-japanese-train-stations/560822/

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Girl named Ilene

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018, In : Humor 
A girl called herself Ilene because one leg was shorter than the other. 

Website 4 the day:
A hub for inspiration: 
https://www.ideaspies.com/

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Don't do this

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. 
-- Jimmy Fallon 

Website 4 the day:
Web Oasis browser start page: 
https://weboas.is/

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All men are equal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018, In : Humor 
One man is a good as another until he has written a book.
-- Benjamin Jowett

Website 4 the day:
Free photos:
http://imcreator.com/free

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Five and dime

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018, In : Humor 
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Artificial Intelligence:
http://myweb.sabanciuniv.edu/rdehkharghani/files/2016/02/Prentice-Hall-Series-in-Artificial-Intelligence-Stuart-Russell-Peter-Norvig-Artificial-Intelligence_-A-Modern-Approach-Prentice-Hall-2010.pdf

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Positively bald

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018, In : Humor 
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
-- Don Herold

Website 4 the day:
Firefox tips:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/tips-tricks-firefox

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Bought batteries

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018, In : Humor 
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Blockchain course:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOVAbKKSH10

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Power of words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018, In : Philosophy 
There's great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
-- Josh Billings

Website 4 the day:
What Google knows about you:
https://takeout.google.com/settings/takeout

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A red tomato

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2018, In : Humor 
The tomato was red because it saw the salad dressing.

Website 4 the day:
Zoom quilt:
http://zoomquilt2.com/

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Naive kid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2018, In : Humor 
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
-- Johnny Carson

Website 4 the day:
Monitor Windows connections:
https://www.nirsoft.net/utils/cports.html

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Let's be open-minded

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2018, In : Philosophy 
By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
-- Richard Dawkins

Website 4 the day:
Find long-tail keywords:
https://kwfinder.com/

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Seeking a blessing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2018, In : Humor 
What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.
-- Jerome K. Jerome

Website 4 the day:
Make a podcast:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.spreaker.android.studio

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Lots of people's mistake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2018, In : Philosophy 
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
-- Josh Billings

Website 4 the day:
Free vector icons:
http://flaticon.com

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The opening before

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2018, In : Humor 
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Research content:
http://buzzsumo.com/

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Run a railroad

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2018, In : Philosophy 
You don’t suppose you can run a railroad in accordance with the statutes, do you?
-- Commodore Cornelius Vanderbilt

Website 4 the day:
Free movies:
https://tubitv.com

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Moses was first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018, In : Humor 
Moses was the first person to bring data down from the cloud.

Website 4 the day:
Arbitrary online calculator:
https://apfloat.appspot.com/

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Be anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018, In : Philosophy 
You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.
-- Solomon Schechter

Website 4 the day:
Machine learning video library:
http://work.caltech.edu/library

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Don't trust children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018, In : Humor 
Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Learn GIT:
http://gitimmersion.com

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Noisy brakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018, In : Humor 
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Automatically get credit card benefits:
https://www.siftwallet.com/

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A rich man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018, In : Humor 
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Privacy-focused Linux:
http://pureos.net

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Worrying

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Open source desktop publishing:
https://www.scribus.net/

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Laugh at yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018, In : Humor 
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Experimental security feature of Chrome:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/enable-chrome-strict-site-isolation/

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Library birthday party

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 27, 2018, In : Humor 
As a bibliophile, I wanted to reserve the library for my birthday party, but it was all booked up.

Website 4 the day:
Free sound effects:
https://www.soundjay.com/

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Learned in youth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 27, 2018, In : Philosophy 
In youth we learn; in age we understand.
-- Marie Ebner von Eschenbach

Website 4 the day:
Computer assisted drawing:
https://www.autodraw.com/

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Life's big secret

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 27, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The big secret in life is that there is no big secret. Whatever your goal, you can get there if you're willing to work.
-- Oprah Winfrey

Website 4 the day:
Animation software:
http://opentoonz.github.io/e/index.html

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Water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 27, 2018, In : Philosophy 
[Water is] the only drink for a wise man.
-- Henry David Thoreau

Website 4 the day:
AI semantics:
https://research.google.com/semanticexperiences/

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Logic armor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 27, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Website 4 the day:
Online PDF tools:
https://www.hipdf.com/

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All children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 26, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Children are all foreigners.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Website 4 the day:
Facebook's guide to their human censors:
https://www.facebook.com/communitystandards/

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Avoid typos

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Humor 
If you don't avoid typos, the errorists win.

Website 4 the day:
Interesting images from Google Street View:
http://9-eyes.com/

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A book for a desert island

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Humor 
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Will robots take my job?
https://www.replacedbyrobot.info/

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Why we marry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Why you feel sick when you are:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gVdY9KXF_Sg

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Importance of a dog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Humor 
When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
-- Nora Ephron

Website 4 the day:
Decode encoded URLs:
https://www.urlencoder.org/

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Rice is great

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Humor 
I like rice. Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2000 of something.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Torrent websites:
http://www.alltorrentsites.com/

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People never laugh

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Philosophy 
I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Decentralized search engine:
https://yacy.net/en/index.html

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Life gives you lemons

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Humor 
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
-- Cathy Guisewite

Website 4 the day:
The American Museum of the House Cat:
http://tiny.cc/housecat

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Marriage is grand

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Humor 
Marriage is Grand. Divorce is 100 Grand.

Website 4 the day:
Vulgar words of the past:
http://publicdomainreview.org/collections/a-classical-dictionary-of-the-vulgar-tongue-1788/

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My family tree

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Humor 
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Public domain images:
http://publicdomainarchive.com/

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Gambling definition

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Humor 
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
-- Wilson Mizner

Website 4 the day:
Better media player:
https://mpc-hc.org/

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The art of procrastination

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Humor 
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
-- Don Marquis

Website 4 the day:
Block ads by DNS:
https://adguard.com/en/adguard-dns/overview.html

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Comedy is funny

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
-- Peter Ustinov

Website 4 the day:
Integrate workflows:
https://zapier.com/

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If at first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Humor 
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
-- William Lyon Phelps

Website 4 the day:
Title generator: 
https://www.portent.com/tools/title-maker

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The present future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The future is already here -- it's just not evenly distributed.
-- William Gibson

Website 4 the day:
Is a website up?
https://www.upornah.com/

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No sleep

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018, In : Humor 
I won't sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia.

Website 4 the day:
Do you have a twin:
http://www.twinstrangers.com/

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Not by bread alone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018, In : Humor 
Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
-- James A. Garfield

Website 4 the day:
Improved dart board:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHTizZ_XcUM

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What a body is for

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
-- Thomas A. Edison

Website 4 the day:
Make your own spreadsheet-like calculator:
https://instacalc.com/

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Why "rush hour"?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018, In : Humor 
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
Share text across the same network:
http://copy-paste.online

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There is no "I"

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018, In : Humor 
There's no "I" in denial.
-- Peter Serafinowicz 

Website 4 the day:
Learn Perl in 2.5 hours:
http://qntm.org/perl

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Succeed in life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018, In : Philosophy 
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.
-- Reba McEntire

Website 4 the day:
Compose a relaxing sound:
http://chillnsound.petrovicstefan.rs/

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Life would be tragic

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
-- Stephen Hawking

Website 4 the day:
Social media dashboard:
https://www.cyfe.com/

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Odorless air fresheners

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 31, 2018, In : Humor 
I didn't buy the odorless air fresheners. They made no scents.

Website 4 the day:
Baby map:
http://neal.fun/baby-map/

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The race of human history

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 31, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
-- H. G. Wells

Website 4 the day:
Multi-engine image search:
http://www.reverse-image-search.com/

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The right time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 31, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The right time is any time that one is still so lucky as to have.
-- Henry James

Website 4 the day:
Android's Java bytecode:
https://dzone.com/articles/introduction-to-java-bytecode

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Nonsense and beauty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 31, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Nonsense and beauty have close connections.
-- E. M. Forster

Website 4 the day:
Make a microscope for your smartphone:
https://youtu.be/KpMTkr_aiYU

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Basis of knowlege

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 31, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also.
-- Carl Jung

Website 4 the day:
Search and download PDF files:
https://www.pdfdrive.net/

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The worst

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 31, 2018, In : Philosophy 
There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.
-- Goethe

Website 4 the day:
Machine learning algorithms:
https://dzone.com/articles/ten-machine-learning-algorithms-you-should-know-to

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Stroll through a lunatic asylum

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 31, 2018, In : Philosophy 
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
-- Nietzsche

Website 4 the day:
Hex color to Pantone translator:
https://codebeautify.org/hex-to-pantone-converter

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Two birds on a perch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2018, In : Humor 
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says “Do you smell fish?”

Website 4 the day:
Airbnb horror stories:
https://www.asherfergusson.com/airbnb/

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Talking on cellphones

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2018, In : Humor 
If god meant for people to talk into cellphones, he would've put our mouths on the side of our heads.
-- Devon Sampson

Website 4 the day:
Group locations:
https://karavanapp.org/

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Normal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2018, In : Philosophy 
“Normal" is just a setting on your dryer.
-- Patsy Clairmont

Website 4 the day:
Printer ink scam:
http://digg.com/video/ink-cartridges-scamprint

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No cactus expert

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2018, In : Humor 
I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
-- Mark A. Cooper

Website 4 the day:
Adventures of Dr. Eval:
https://alexnisnevich.github.io/untrusted/

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Without guilt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.
-- Erica Jong

Website 4 the day:
Building in a bag:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb1pdvvoVoQ

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How is this possible?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2018, In : Humor 
How is it possible to have a civil war?
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Run a fictitious old Windows version:
https://www.windows93.net/

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Started with nothing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 25, 2018, In : Humor 
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
-- Seasick Steve

Website 4 the day:
Make your own comic strip:
http://stripcreator.com

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Gym refusal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 16, 2018, In : Humor 
My boyfriend refused to go to the gym with me. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.

Website 4 the day:
The Roominator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CleTKq093sI

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The birds and bees

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 16, 2018, In : Humor 
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Transition to 100% renewable energy:
http://thesolutionsproject.org/

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Talking to yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 16, 2018, In : Humor 
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Asteroid database:
http://www.asterank.com/

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At their best

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
-- Jean Giraudoux

Website 4 the day:
Murder Accountability Project:
http://www.murderdata.org/?m=1

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All men are equal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
All men are equal before fish.
-- Herbert Hoover

Website 4 the day:
News from space:
https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/index.php

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Why love?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not.
-- Jodi Picoult

Website 4 the day:
Create animated videos:
https://www.powtoon.com/home/

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Books are mirrors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Books are mirrors: you only see in them what you already have inside you.
- - Carlos Ruiz Zafón

Website 4 the day:
Woodworking projects:
https://www.popularwoodworking.com/projects/icandothat

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Belt of watches

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 11, 2018, In : Humor 
I once made a belt out of a lot of watches. It turned out to be a waist of time.

Website 4 the day:
Street views of Disneyland parks:
https://www.theverge.com/2018/3/6/17084348/google-maps-disneyland

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Two wrongs don't make a right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 11, 2018, In : Humor 
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. 
-- Thomas Szasz

Website 4 the day:
Generate a fake name:
http://scrapgenerator.com/name/

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Intelligent children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 11, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Backgrounds of words:
https://www.etymonline.com/

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Someone knows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 11, 2018, In : Philosophy 
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
-- Elbert Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
Open source video conferencing:
https://jitsi.org/

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When you're in jail

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 11, 2018, In : Humor 
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
How much is your domain name worth?
https://www.godaddy.com/domain-value-appraisal

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Be someone else

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 11, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
-- Marilyn Monroe

Website 4 the day:
Coding games:
https://www.codingame.com/start

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Strategy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 11, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Strategy without execution = talking.
-- Patty Azzarello

Website 4 the day:
Go to the sun:
http://parkersolarprobe.jhuapl.edu/The-Mission/Name-to-Sun/

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Stupid power

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 5, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Trunk monkey:
https://youtu.be/XW8iAVwt_Yc

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Truth versus lies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 5, 2018, In : Philosophy 
But better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie.
-- Khaled Hosseini

Website 4 the day:
Recipes for what you have:
http://www.myrecipes.com/partner/ghirardelli/

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Ideas greater than guns

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 5, 2018, In : Philosophy 
​Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns. Why should we let them have ideas?
-- Joseph Stalin

Website 4 the day:
Illuminating science:
https://www.quantamagazine.org/

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Politics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 5, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Politics is when you say you are going to do one thing while intending to do another. Then you do neither what you said, nor what you intended.
-- Saddam Hussein

Website 4 the day:
Self-destructing note:
https://privnote.com/

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Emotion versus reason

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 5, 2018, In : Philosophy 
I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few.
-- Adolf Hitler

Website 4 the day:
Fake out fast coding:
https://hackertyper.net/

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Propaganda

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 5, 2018, In : Philosophy 
By the skillful and sustained use of propaganda, one can make a people see even heaven as hell or an extremely wretched life as paradise.
-- Adolf Hitler

Website 4 the day:
Make a URL into something dangerous:
http://www.shadyurl.com/

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Hide and seek

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 24, 2018, In : Humor 
Leopards don't play hide and seek because they are always spotted.

Website 4 the day:
Where is Starman?
http://www.whereisroadster.com/index.html

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Not truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 24, 2018, In : Philosophy 
It is not truth that matters but victory.
-- Adolf Hitler

Website 4 the day:
Food still good?
http://stilltasty.com/

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Do not explain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 24, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If you win, you need not have to explain. If you lose, you should not be there to explain!
-- Adolf Hitler

Website 4 the day:
Find similar movies:
https://www.movie-map.com/

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Without a sense of history

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 24, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The man who has no sense of history is like a man who has no ears or eyes.
-- Adolf Hitler

Website 4 the day:
Chatbot with no coding required:
https://mobilemonkey.com/

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Good fortune

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 24, 2018, In : Philosophy 
What good fortune for governments that the people do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler

Website 4 the day:
Invisible Internet Project:
https://geti2p.net/en/

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Never asked

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 24, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The victor will never be asked if he told the truth.
-- Adolf Hitler

Website 4 the day:
Acronyms and slang:
http://m.acronymsandslang.com/

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The big lie

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 24, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Make the lie big. Make it simple. Keep saying it, and eventually people will believe it.
-- Adolf Hitler

Website 4 the day:
Solve math problems:
https://www.cymath.com/  

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Whiskey diet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Humor 
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

Website 4 the day:
Planetarium for your PC:
http://stellarium.org/en_GB/

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Never too late

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Philosophy 
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot

Website 4 the day:
Make happy little programs:
http://ncase.me/joy/

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Confidence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Confidence is the greatest friend.
-- Lao Tzu

Website 4 the day:
Online university courses:
https://www.class-central.com/

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What is genius?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Genius might be the ability to say a profound thing in a simple way.
-- Charles Bukowski

Website 4 the day:
Classify an image:
https://demos.algorithmia.com/classify-places/

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Building a reputation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Philosophy 
You cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.
-- Liz Smith

Website 4 the day:
Design a logo:
http://www.coolletters.net/

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Not a failure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Failure doesn’t mean you are a failure it just means you haven’t succeeded yet.
-- Robert H. Schuller

Website 4 the day:
PC rescue kit:
https://paul.is-a-geek.org/aio-srt/

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Not everyone an engineer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Humor 
We don't want everyone to be an engineer. The fashion crisis alone would be troubling.
-- Bill Nye

Website 4 the day:
Website security tester:
https://portswigger.net/

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Mime gang

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Humor 
I was beaten up by a gang of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

Website 4 the day:
Anatomy:
http://teachmeanatomy.info/

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Science is more

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Science is more than a body of knowledge. It is a way of thinking.
-- Carl Sagan

Website 4 the day:
Music for work:
https://focusmusic.fm/

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A rare thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Humor 
Truth is such a rare thing it is delightful to tell it.
-- Emily Dickinson

Website 4 the day:
What is trending on Google:
https://trends.google.com/trends/

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The greatest possession

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Health is the greatest possession. Contentment is the greatest treasure. A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.
-- Lao Tzu

Website 4 the day:
Search the web, plant a tree:
https://www.ecosia.org/

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Living your life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Philosophy 
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Clean vinyl records:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpL0HDIFOW4

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Right and wrong

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Someone else doesn’t have to be wrong for you to be right.
-- Nitya Prakash

Website 4 the day:
Iconic font:
https://iconmonstr.com/iconicfont/

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Hope

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Hope is a waking dream.
-- Aristotle

Website 4 the day:
Photos from 22 free stock photo websites:
https://www.sitebuilderreport.com/stock-up/

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Flying south for the winter

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Humor 
Birds fly south for the winter because it is too far to walk.

Website 4 the day:
Find a site's backlinks:
http://www.backlinkwatch.com/

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The truth will set you free

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Humor 
The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
-- Joe Klaas

Website 4 the day:
Online tone generator:
http://onlinetonegenerator.com/

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Knowing all the answers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Philosophy 
He who knows all the answers has not been asked all the questions.
-- Confucius

Website 4 the day:
Movie/TV computer screens:
http://geektyper.com/

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Waking up tired

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If you wake up tired, you’ve been chasing dreams. If you go to bed tired, your making your dreams happen.
-- Benny Bellamacina

Website 4 the day:
130 years of National Geographic covers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk-HI3SDoH0

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An educated mind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Philosophy 
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
-- Aristotle

Website 4 the day:
Generate blog topic ideas:
https://www.hubspot.com/blog-topic-generator

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Tell the truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.
-- Stephanie Klein

Website 4 the day:
Tie tying hack:
https://youtu.be/J1SsAddFIsI

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Strong minds

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.
-- Socrates

Website 4 the day:
Reduce PDF size:
https://www.ilovepdf.com/compress_pdf

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Cole's Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 29, 2018, In : Humor 
Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage.

Website 4 the day:
Lego Antikythera Mechanism:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLPVCJjTNgk

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Never tell the truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 29, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Virtual credit cards:
https://privacy.com/

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An eye for an eye

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 29, 2018, In : Philosophy 
An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.
-- Mahatma Gandhi

Website 4 the day:
Colorize black/white photos:
http://demos.algorithmia.com/colorize-photos/

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Visionary lies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 29, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Website 4 the day:
Meat calculator:
https://www.blitzresults.com/en/meat/

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Never too late

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 29, 2018, In : Philosophy 
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot

Website 4 the day:
Do you have a twin?
https://lexibay.com/find-out-if-you-have-a-twin-in-this-world/

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A new day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 29, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Isn't it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?
-- L.M. Montgomery

Website 4 the day:
Marble run Tchaikovsky:
https://digg.com/video/tchaikovsky-marble-run

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Disapproval

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 29, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If you can't handle others' disapproval, then leadership isn't for you.
-- Miles Anthony Smith

Website 4 the day:
Create a video:
https://biteable.com/

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A blind date

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018, In : Humor 
My buddy set me up on a blind date & said, "Heads up, she's expecting a baby." Felt like an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a diaper.

Website 4 the day:
Mark Twain's patented game:
http://timeonline.uoregon.edu/twain/index.php

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Restaurant at Sea World

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018, In : Humor 
Sea World has a seafood restaurant. What do they server, slow learners?
-- Lynda Montgomery

Website 4 the day:
Birds'-eye view of New York City:
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/12/drone-photos-of-new-york-city.html

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Fettuccine Alfredo

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018, In : Humor 
Fettuccine Alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Make your own cryptocurrency:
https://coinlaunch.market/coincreator

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A in philosophy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018, In : Humor 
I got an A in philosophy because I proved that my professor didn't exist.
-- Judy Tenuta

Website 4 the day:
Cookbook programming examples:
http://pleac.sourceforge.net/

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The ability of education

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper.
-- Robert Frost

Website 4 the day:
Website copier:
http://www.httrack.com/page/1/en/index.html

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Saints' regrets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Most saints live to regret their career choice.
-- Bob Stokes

Website 4 the day:
Video converter:
http://www.freemake.com/free_video_converter/

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Marriages made in Heaven

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018, In : Humor 
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
-- Clint Eastwood

Website 4 the day:
Anonymous web surfing:
http://anonymouse.org/anonwww.html

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Police toilets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018, In : Humor 
Someone stole all the toilets in the police station and the officers have nothing to go on.

Website 4 the day:
Equation solver:
https://www.symbolab.com/solver

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Not an island

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018, In : Humor 
No man is an island, so don't tie your boat to a guy.
-- Johnny Carson

Website 4 the day:
Free online PDF tools:
https://www.cleverpdf.com/

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When all else fails

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018, In : Humor 
When all else fails, there is always self-delusion
-- Conan O'Brien

Website 4 the day:
Chat with a stranger:
http://Strangermeetup.Com

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Sense of superiority

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018, In : Humor 
What a sense of superiority it gives one not to read a book that everybody else is reading.
-- Alice James

Website 4 the day:
Listen/vent to a stranger:
http://blahtherapy.com/chat-hub/

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Who you know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018, In : Humor 
It's not who you know. It's whom.
-- Reverend Peter Gomes

Website 4 the day:
Morse Code visual guide:
https://imgur.com/gallery/P9SoUiM

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Current writers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018, In : Philosophy 
A great many people now writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.
-- Dame Edith Sitwell

Website 4 the day:
Distraction-free editor:
https://wereturtle.github.io/ghostwriter/

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Puzzles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Nothing puzzles me more than time and space; and yet nothing puzzles me less because I never think of them.
-- Charles Lamb

Website 4 the day:
The sound of quantum computing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-FyH2A7Ed0&t=14s

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Eating snails

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018, In : Humor 
Why do the French eat snails? They don't like fast food.

Website 4 the day:
Every meeting ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7agjXFFQJU

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Fortunate people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018, In : Philosophy 
People in a fortunate position always attribute it to virtue.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith

Website 4 the day:
A conference call in real life:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYu_bGbZiiQ

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Predatory criminals

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018, In : Humor 
A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who lacks the capital to form a corporation.
-- Howard Scott

Website 4 the day:
How to package bubble wrap:
http://video.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2017/11/21/5271212558922528731/640x360_MP4_5271212558922528731.mp4

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Back to the land

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018, In : Humor 
I'm not the type who wants to go back to the land. I'me the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
Conference call "on hold" music:
https://soundcloud.com/alexcornell/im-on-hold-by-alex-cornell

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Sent a telegram

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018, In : Humor 
I once sent a dozen friends a telegram saying "Flee at once - All is discovered." They all left town immediately.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
The Magnus Effect:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OSrvzNW9FE

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Two diets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018, In : Humor 
I had to go on two diets at once because one wasn't giving me enough food.
-- Barry Marter

Website 4 the day:
Underground cities:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKUFtgcUlzY 

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Glass walls

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian
-- Paul McCartney

Website 4 the day:
Convert document format:
http://pandoc.org/

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A lifetime guarantee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
A friend's TV came with a lifetime guarantee. When the TV broke, they killed him.

Website 4 the day:
Marriage tweets:
https://imgur.com/gallery/Vv7RH

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What Washington needs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Philosophy 
What Washington needs is adult supervision.
-- Barack Obama

Website 4 the day:
Android apps on Windows:
https://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/how-to-run-android-apps-in-windows/

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Rob Peter to pay Paul

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Philosophy 
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Free courses:
https://www.udemy.com/courses/search/?q=free

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A = success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Philosophy 
If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Secure messaging:
https://telegram.org/

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Time is an illusion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
-- Douglas adams

Website 4 the day:
Well timed photos:
http://www.kickvick.com/perfectly-timed-photos

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List of the richest

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben

Website 4 the day:
Sync / backup drives:
https://www.2brightsparks.com/download-syncbackfree.html

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Got rich through hard work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
-- Don Marquis

Website 4 the day:
Washington DC Landmarks:
https://digg.com/video/washington-dc-hyperlapse

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Fell into upholstery machine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
My uncle fell into an upholstery machine. He's fully recovered now.

Website 4 the day:
Electro-Boom:
https://www.youtube.com/user/msadaghd

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All the money I need

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Build a custom Linux:
http://www.instalinux.com/

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Better marriages

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they're on the same side.
-- Zig Ziglar

Website 4 the day:
Free online classes:
https://outschool.com/

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Eating animals

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
-- Tom Snyder

Website 4 the day:
Planetary motions and Homer Simpson:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVuU2YCwHjw

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Happiness of a smile

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Philosophy 
A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.
-- Tom WIlson

Website 4 the day:
FInd manuals:
https://www.manualslib.com

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Help you move

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
-- Jim Hayes

Website 4 the day:
What countries are best at:
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/international-number-ones-statistics-world-map-2016-original.jpg

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Dangerous being right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Philosophy 
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the day:
Internet live stats:
www.internetlivestats.com

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A cheap taser

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
When I bought a cheap taser on the internet and it turned out to be broken, no one was shocked.

Website 4 the day:
Walk on Mars:
http://www.deccanchronicle.com/technology/in-other-news/231017/google-now-lets-you-take-a-walk-on-mars-from-your-smartphone.html

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Snowflake in an avalanche

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Philosophy 
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the day:
Classic games in Chrome browser:
https://elgoog.im/snake/

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Retirement problem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off
-- Abe Lemons

Website 4 the day:
Pet handouts:
http://www.ddfl.org/resources-publications/pet-behavior-handouts/

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Funny as a child

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
JFK assassination collection:
https://www.archives.gov/research/jfk/background

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Power corrupts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
-- Diana Wynne Jones

Website 4 the day:
Framework to scrape websites:
https://scrapy.org/

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A wonderful thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again
-- Franklin Jones

Website 4 the day:
Free movies:
https://tubitv.com/

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Fish and vistors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
Fish and visitors stink after three days.
-- Ben Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Build a better mousetrap: 
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQv9MGcwQg4vvbdVw61mx-XMyhsq9EgmR

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Drug dealer shoes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

Website 4 the day:
Make music:
https://lmms.io/

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Kinds of acquaintances

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Philosophy 
We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.
-- Logan P. Smith

Website 4 the day:
Capture video of Windows desktop:
https://www.cockos.com/licecap/

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Cloning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
Wiki entries near you:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Nearby

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Don't eat health food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
-- Robert Orben

Website 4 the day:
Online HTML editor:
https://html-online.com/editor/

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Housekeeping

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Website 4 the day:
Universal document converter:
https://pandoc.org/

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Not willing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Philosophy 
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
-- Bertrand Russell

Website 4 the day:
Free stock photos:
https://stocksnap.io/

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Avoiding temptation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
-- Joey Adams

Website 4 the day:
What is contemporary art?
https://www.google.com/culturalinstitute/beta/u/0/project/contemporary-art

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Trash collector work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
When I started work as a trash collector, there was no training. I just picked it up as I went along.

Website 4 the day:
Weight of the internet:
http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/4/6/608946_v1.jpg

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Love interests

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Website 4 the day:
Make an avatar:
http://www.theavatarmaker.com/

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Behind every great man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
-- Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Create bibliographies:
http://www.bibme.org/

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What's the correct age?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
-- Zach Galifianakis

Website 4 the day:
Free mind-mapping:
https://sourceforge.net/projects/freeplane/

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Cross country skiing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Excel art:
http://digg.com/video/excel-artist

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Buying stock

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2017, In : Humor 
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."
-- Claude Pepper

Website 4 the day:
Free video calls:
https://imo.im/

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Life needs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 3, 2017, In : Humor 
My life needs editing.
 -- Mort Sahl

Website 4 the day:
Meme generator:
https://memegenerator.net/

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Bicycling behind a bus

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
After bicycling behind a bus, I became exhausted.

Website 4 the day:
Comedy wildlife photos:
https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/2017_finalists.php

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Checkers vs. chess

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
Checkers is safer to play than chess because in checkers you can't fall asleep and get a king stuck in your eye.
-- Jim Loy

Website 4 the day:
Useful Latin?
http://web.mit.edu/afs/athena.mit.edu/user/d/r/dryfoo/www/Funny-pages/handy-latin.html

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Fashion vs. style

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Fashion can be bought, style one must possess.
-- Edna Woolman chase

Website 4 the day:
Private messaging and file transfers:
https://keybase.io/

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Memory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Memory is like a crazy old woman who hoards colored rags and throws away food.
-- Dr. Austin O'Malley

Website 4 the day:
Forward scam e-mail tome@rescam.org:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?\v=jPajqAJWiNA

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School I attended

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Check your website's links:
https://wummel.github.io/linkchecker/

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Coffee water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Philosophy 
It doesn't take nearly as much water to make good coffee as most people think.
-- Tom Bernard

Website 4 the day:
Credit card spoof:
https://samy.pl/magspoof/

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Christmastime

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
AI-assisted landing page designs:
https://firedrop.ai/

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A trapped boy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
I used to be a boy trapped in a woman's body. But after 9 long months, I was finally born!

Website 4 the day:
Classic Science Fiction:
http://www.voidspace.org.uk/library/classic_scifi.shtml

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A happy life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Philosophy 
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
The news from all sides:
https://www.allsides.com/

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Come on over

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Create a wireframe:
http://quirktools.com/wires/

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A long time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
DefCon tools:
https://www.defcon.org/html/links/dc-tools.html

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Be outstanding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Philosophy 
To be outstanding—get comfortable with being uncomfortable.
-- Alrik Koudenburg

Website 4 the day:
20 years of changing seasons:
https://phys.org/news/2017-11-years-seasons-earth-minutes.html

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Avoid crticism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Philosophy 
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
-- Elbert Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
A better command line search tool:
https://beyondgrep.com

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We need a few people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Sometimes, we need a few people in our lives who will calmly call our bluff.
-- Dr. SunWolf

Website 4 the day:
Don't be a sucker, still relevant after more than 70 years:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGAqYNFQdZ4

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Reversible jackets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017, In : Humor 
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.

Website 4 the day:
Where did that word come from?
http://www.etymonline.com/

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One worse thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
If there's one thing worse than a program that doesn't work when it should, it's a program that does work when it shouldn't.
-- Bob Archer

Website 4 the day:
Couch surfing:
https://www.couchsurfing.com/

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Not rich enough

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Global trip planner:
https://www.rome2rio.com/

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Walking on water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
-- Edward V Berard

Website 4 the day:
Find air travel bargains:


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Getting on a plane

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017, In : Humor 
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, ‘Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami.’ She said, ‘We can’t do that!’ I told her, ‘You did it last week!’”
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Cryptographic proof of a file's existence:
https://proofofexistence.com/

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Get back my youth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017, In : Humor 
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Life Saver lightning:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tW8q_JfmcbU

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Doesn't make sense

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
-- Pablo Picasso

Website 4 the day:
Real news:
http://mercurynews.ca.newsmemory.com/

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Back covered in lard

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017, In : Humor 
About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.

Website 4 the day:
Black on the Air:
http://feeds.feedburner.com/LarryWilmoreBlackOnTheAir

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Illegal immigrants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017, In : Humor 
They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country, but if you ask a native American, that number is more like 300 million.
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
100+ HTML templates:
https://themefisher.com/best-free-html5-templates/

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In the gutter

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017, In : Philosophy 
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
World poverty clock:
http://www.worldpoverty.io/

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Need one friend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017, In : Philosophy 
We need at least one friend who understands what we do not say.
-- Dr. SunWolf

Website 4 the day:
How to:
https://imgur.com/gallery/XzQbf

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A drinking problem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017, In : Humor 
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name… and you’ve never been to that bar before.
-- Zach Galifianakis

Website 4 the day:
Securely share files:
https://onionshare.org/

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Key to happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017, In : Humor 
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
Personal recycling:
https://preciousplastic.com/en/videos/intro.html

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Good judgement

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement.
-- Fred Brooks

Website 4 the day:
Chop a section of a YouTube video:
http://www.tubechop.com/

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Useless eBay

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Humor 
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

Website 4 the day:
Does it fart?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19gMMn4Wmw3BNLWMojEy7kgrjnjVB2JlMSwd1s-nYyUc/edit#gid=0

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Worst-tempered people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Philosophy 
The worst-tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
The faces of FaceBook:
http://thefacesoffacebook.com/

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Most poems

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Most poems are never started.
-- Dr. SunWolf

Website 4 the day:
Type and come back later:
http://typehere.co

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Everyone hates me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Humor 
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous—everyone hasn’t met me yet.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Android apps on PCs:
https://www.bignox.com/

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Dipolmacy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Humor 
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
-- Robert Frost

Website 4 the day:
AI blog:
https://dzone.com/artificial-intelligence-tutorials-tools-news

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Beautiful words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Humor 
The four most beautiful words in our common language? I told you so.
-- Gore Vidal

Website 4 the day:
Google Now commands:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/secret-google-now-commands/

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I and me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Philosophy 
I and me are always too deep in conversation.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Website 4 the day:
How to be creative:
http://changethis.com/manifesto/6.HowToBeCreative/pdf/6.HowToBeCreative.pdf

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Little gowns

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Humor 
As soon as the hospital made me put on one of those little gowns, I knew the end was in sight.

Website 4 the day:
Cat kaleidoscope:
http://catleidoscope.sergethew.com/

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Paradox of gifts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Philosophy 
The paradox of gifts: I know what I have given you. I do not know what you have received.
-- Dr. SunWolf

Website 4 the day:
Design a website:
https://webflow.com/

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Why we cry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Philosophy 
There are three things we cry for in life: things that are lost, things that are found, and things that are magnificent.
-- Douglas Coupland

Website 4 the day:
Chords for any song:
https://chordify.net/

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Someone else's dream

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream.
-- Hugh Hefner

Website 4 the day:
Paintings mess with your mind:
http://www.trendfrenzy.net/amazing-paintings

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Answer questions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Your mind will answer most questions if you learn how to relax and wait for the answer.
-- William S. Burroughs

Website 4 the day:
Casini photo e-book:
https://www.nasa.gov/connect/ebooks/the-saturn-system.html

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Death and taxes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Humor 
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Washington Post's Trump archive:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/politics/trump-revealed-book-reporting-archive/

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Capitalism is religion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Capitalism is religion. Banks are churches. Bankers are priests. Wealth is heaven. Poverty is hell. Rich people are saints. Poor people are sinners. Commodities are blessing.Money is God.
-- Miguel D. Lewis

Website 4 the day:
KKK or Breitbart?
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_vault/2017/09/14/quiz_tests_whether_headlines_came_from_breitbart_or_1920s_kkk_newspapers.html

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A sleepwalking nun

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 14, 2017, In : Humor 
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic.

Website 4 the day:
E-mail in real life: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTgYHHKs0Zw

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Parked hospital bed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 14, 2017, In : Humor 
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Jumping into a field of mouse traps:
https://www.cnet.com/news/1000-mousetraps-dive-trampoline-slow-mo-guys-you-tube/

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A valued customer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 14, 2017, In : Humor 
They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail.
-- Sophie Kinsella

Website 4 the day:
Compelling first lines:
http://landofmaps.com/2016/06/16/the-first-lines-of-some-of-the-most-iconic-books-ever-written

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Enduring adversity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 14, 2017, In : Humor 
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity – another man’s, I mean.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
The economy:
http://www.core-econ.org/the-economy/book/text/0-3-contents.html

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Spaceship passengers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 14, 2017, In : Philosophy 
There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew.
-- Marshall Mcluhan

Website 4 the day:
Gait simulator:
http://www.animalsimulation.org/files/2b09f1333fe891f305395355a11ac7c6-4.html

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Dream dwelling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 14, 2017, In : Philosophy 
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
-- J.K. Rowling

Website 4 the day:
AI inspiration: World poverty clock: http://www.worldpoverty.io/
http://inspirobot.me/

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Bitter cucumber

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 14, 2017, In : Philosophy 
The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around. That's all you need to know.
-- Marcus Aurelius

Website 4 the day:
Virtual keypunch:
http://www.masswerk.at/keypunch/

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Hated driving

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017, In : Humor 
Heisenberg hated driving because every time he looked at the speedometer, he'd get lost.

Website 4 the day:
Can you spot the fakes:
https://warwickpsych.eu.qualtrics.com/SE/?SID=SV_a34DwCbDSlcGgiF&Q_JFE=0

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One day at a time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017, In : Humor 
When people go through something rough in life, they say, “I’m taking it one day at a time.” Yes, so is everybody. Because that’s how time works.
-- Hannibal Buress

Website 4 the day:
Your webpage on different browsers:
http://browsershots.org/

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Against picketing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017, In : Humor 
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Repeat a Youtube video:
https://listenonrepeat.com/

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The smell of books

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017, In : Humor 
If people say they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and ask, To be clear, do you know how reading works?
-- Bridger Winegar

Website 4 the day:
Rare aircraft films:
https://www.youtube.com/user/DrydenTV/playlists

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10,000 opinions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017, In : Philosophy 
The opinion of 10,000 men is of no value if none of them know anything about the subject.
-- Marcus Aurelius

Website 4 the day:
British Museum 3D scans:
https://sketchfab.com/britishmuseum

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Perfection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017, In : Humor 
The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form.
-- Stanley Randall

Website 4 the day:
Web based circuit simulator:
http://www.falstad.com/circuit/circuitjs.html

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Win an argument

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017, In : Philosophy 
It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Kaspersky Free Antivirus:
https://usa.kaspersky.com/free-antivirus

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The other side

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 27, 2017, In : Humor 
To get to the other side. Why did the tachyon cross the road?

Website 4 the day:
Odd weather reports:
https://www.weatherfrom.com

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Word to the wise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 27, 2017, In : Humor 
A word to the wise is infuriating.
-- Hunter S. Thompson

Website 4 the day:
Types of civilizations:
https://futurism.com/images/kardashev-scale-the-kinds-of-alien-civilizations-in-our-universe/

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Organized political party

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 27, 2017, In : Humor 
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Lithium ion batteries dangerous when punctured:
https://digg.com/2017/hydraulic-press-battery-pack

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The chief function

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 27, 2017, In : Philosophy 
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
-- Thomas A. Edison

Website 4 the day:
Collaborating editor:
https://draftin.com/

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Doing their job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 27, 2017, In : Philosophy 
If someone isn’t doing their job, get them the hell out of there.
-- Steve Jobs

Website 4 the day:
Linux Live CD running on Windows:
http://www.mobatek.net/labs_mobalivecd.html

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Amaze me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 27, 2017, In : Philosophy 
It never ceases to amaze me: we all love ourselves more than other people, but care more about their opinions than our own.
-- Marcus Aurelius

Website 4 the day:
Wide band radio:
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/

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A Wonderful Organ

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 26, 2017, In : Humor 
The brain is a wonderful organ, it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost

Website 4 the day:
3D from your smartphone camera:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_photogrammetry_software

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I had potential

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 25, 2017, In : Humor 
My physics professor said I had potential. Then he pushed me off a building.

Website 4 the day:
Welcome to the future:
http://www.futuretimeline.net/

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Controlling the future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 25, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell

Website 4 the day:
Free tech books:
http://www.freetechbooks.com/

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Nervous breakdown

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 25, 2017, In : Philosophy 
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell

Website 4 the day:
Buzzwords to avoid:
https://sba.thehartford.com/business-management/60-business-buzzwords-to-delete-from-your-vocabulary

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Happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 25, 2017, In : Humor 
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
-- David Lee Roth

Website 4 the day:
The only knot you need:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfpzRE9sgRY

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Fork in the road

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 25, 2017, In : Philosophy 
One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
-- Lewis Carroll

Website 4 the day:
Manage digital photos:
http://www.mobatek.net/labs_mobaphoto.html

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Everything heard is opinion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 25, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.
-- Marcus Aurelius

Website 4 the day:
Lock your keyboard:
http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/11570/disable-the-keyboard-with-a-keyboard-shortcut-in-windows

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Only invisible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 25, 2017, In : Philosophy 
You are only invisible to those who do not deserve to see you.
-- Emma Bleker

Website 4 the day:
All about logos:
http://www.bluesodapromo.com/blog/logo-design.pdf

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List of things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 25, 2017, In : Humor 
Everyone should write a list of things they ought to do before they die ... their oughtobiography.

Website 4 the day:
Museum of unworkable devices:
http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/museum/unwork.htm

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Need for normalicy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Philosophy 
The need to be normal is the predominant anxiety disorder in modern life.
-- Thomas Moore

Website 4 the day:
Consumer Reports car buying service:
http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/car-prices-build-buy-service/index.htm

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Another word

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Humor 
What's another word for Thesaurus?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Most expensive Google Adwords:
https://www.inc.com/larry-kim/these-are-the-10-most-expensive-google-keywords.html

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Long walks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Humor 
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
-- Fred Allen

Website 4 the day:
Recognizing pictured dishes:
http://www.vision.ee.ethz.ch/datasets_extra/food-101/

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Laziness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
-- Jules Renard

Website 4 the day:
Open source signal analysis software:
https://sigrok.org/

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Color of life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Philosophy 
A person's life is dyed with the color of his imagination.
-- Marcus Aurelius

Website 4 the day:
Alternatives to "very":
http://www.grammarcheck.net/very

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Diet's 2nd day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Humor 
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you’re off it.
-- Jackie Gleason

Website 4 the day:
Robot lights:
www.treehugger.com/sustainable-product-design/reactive-solar-powered-lights-species-illumination-bob-de-graaf.html

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Smoking an e-cigarette

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Humor 
Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet.

Website 4 the day:
Domino row building machine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1-wU9NgsV4

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Perversion of itself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Science is but a perversion of itself unless it has as its ultimate goal the betterment of humanity.
-- Nicola Tesla

Website 4 the day:
Superbird - the fastest browser:
http://superbird-browser.com/

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I forget

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Learn X in Y minutes:
https://learnxinyminutes.com/

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Motivation doesn't last

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Philosophy 
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.
-- Zig Ziglar

Website 4 the day:
Shadows brought to life:
https://digg.com/2017/shadow-street-art-damon-belanger

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Experience

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Experience is the name we give to our mistakes.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Lynching in America:
https://lynchinginamerica.eji.org/

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Not simply good

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Be not simply good – be good for something.
-- Henry David Thoreau

Website 4 the day:
Native apps in a browser:
https://appetize.io/

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Nothing's worth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Nothing is worth doing pointlessly.
-- Marcus Aurelius

Website 4 the day:
Domino homage to games:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0jeohWnmAQ

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Divorce

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Humor 
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I also found out she was seeing someone on the side.

Website 4 the day:
Rock music:
https://vimeo.com/208067675

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Opening doors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Philosophy 
The doors will be opened to those who are bold enough to knock.
-- Tony Gaskins

Website 4 the day:
Phone number information:
http://www.spydialer.com/

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Perfection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Perfection is achieved not when there is nothing more to add, but rather when there is nothing more to take away.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Website 4 the day:
Odd physics archive:
http://amasci.com/amateur/physvids.html

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Lots of mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Philosophy 
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory
-- Josh Billings

Website 4 the day:
A Capella Science:
https://www.youtube.com/user/acapellascience

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Underestimating intelligence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Philosophy 
No one in this world, so far as I know — and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me — has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.
-- H.L. Mencken

Website 4 the day:
Radiator music:
https://digg.com/video/radiator-song

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Making mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Philosophy 
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Convert files (215 formats):
https://cloudconvert.com/

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A gift

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Give yourself a gift: the present moment.
-- Marcus Aurelius

Website 4 the day:
Legendary mythology:
http://www.godchecker.com/

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A balanced diet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Humor 
My idea of a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Website 4 the day:
Turbo encapulator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2Ag

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New cliches

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
What we need are new cliches.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Unfold a building:
https://vimeo.com/193884074

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Tax code

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
The tax code is ten times bigger than the Bible without the good news.
-- Dave Camp

Website 4 the day:
Moon landing video:
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/this-beautiful-short-film-recreates-the-moon-landing-us-1795928746

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Helpful earthquakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
Earthquakes are helpful if you are bowling.
-- Henry Cho

Website 4 the day:
Make your own GIFs: 
http://www.popsci.com/gifs-made-easy

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Reality's bias

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Reality has a well-known liberal bias.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Useful Regex patterns:
http://projects.lukehaas.me/regexhubprojects.lukehaas.me/regexhub

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Committee meetings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
Overexposure to committee meetings can lead to a staff infection.
-- Dr. Mardy Grothe

Website 4 the day:
Ransomware protection:
https://ransomfree.cybereason.com/

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Vegetarian

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
"Vegetarian" is an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter."
-- Andy Rooney

Website 4 the day:
Founding Fathers and religion:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeff-schweitzer/founding-fathers-we-are-n_b_6761840.html

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Universal remote

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017,
The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself "This changes everything"...

Website 4 the day:
Google Streetview of International Space Station:
https://www.google.com/streetview/#international-space-station/

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Truth's color

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Philosophy 
The color of truth is gray.
-- Andre Gide

Website 4 the day:
Historical photos:
http://www.historyinorbit.com/175-fascinating-little-known-photos-of-the-past/

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16th birthday surprise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
On my sixteenth birthday, my parents tried to surprise me with a car, but they missed.
-- Tom Cotter

Website 4 the day:
USPS dropbox and mailbox locator:
http://www.payphone-project.com/usps-mailboxes/index.html

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Money isn't everything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Money isn't everything, according to those who have it.
-- Malcolm Forbes

Website 4 the day:
Android hacking apps:
http://www.geeksgyan.com/2015/12/top-20-best-android-hacking-apps.html

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U.S. Taxes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States, but I would be just as proud for half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey

Website 4 the day:
Build a Chrome extension:
https://www.codebite.pk/wp-content/cache/all/create-chrome-extension/index.html

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Kinds of coaches

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Philosophy 
There are two kinds of coaches, those who have been fired and those who will be fired.
-- Ken Loeffler

Website 4 the day:
How bad is your water?
https://www.ewg.org/tapwater/index.php

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Not in New York

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Philosophy 
If you're not in New York, you're camping out.
-- Thomas Dewey

Website 4 the day:
Free vector art:
http://www.creativebloq.com/graphic-design/best-places-free-vector-art-1012985

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A revolving door

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
I knew a couple who met in a revolving door. I think they're still going round together.

Website 4 the day:
Amazon's warehouse robots:
http://www.chonday.com/Videos/how-the-amazon-warehouse-works

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Ben Hur, the cat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
We have a cat named Ben Hur. We called it Ben until it had kittens.
-- Sally Poplin

Website 4 the day:
15 useful Windows command line commands:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/15-cmd-commands-every-windows-user-know/

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Hard to accept

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Philosophy 
It's hard to accept that you've always been a nobody and that you'll never be as important again.
-- Harry F. Noyes III

Website 4 the day:
Project NYC Subway:
http://www.projectsubwaynyc.com/

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My haters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Philosophy 
May my haters live very long to see my continued success and make their lives miserable.
-- Ziad K. Abdelnour

Website 4 the day:
Free audio books and e-books:
http://www.digitalbook.io/

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What critics say

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Pay no attention to what critics say. A statue has never been erected to a critic.
-- Jean Sibelius

Website 4 the day:
Mars time-lapse:
https://www.newsbreakapp.com/n/08V4dnH6?s=a3

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Best revenge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Philosophy 
The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury.
-- Marcus Aurelius

Website 4 the day:
Domino course and fire:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIyiGrMt0BI

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An easier life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got.
-- Robert Brault

Website 4 the day:
Social website list:
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_social_networking_websites

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TV for sale

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 13, 2017, In : Humor 
I saw an advert that read: "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full" I thought to myself, I can't turn that down.

Website 4 the day:
LEGO breakfast:
http://digg.com/video/lego-stop-motion-breakfast

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Hardest to cure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Politicians are the hardest of cure of all insane people.
-- Robert E. Lee

Website 4 the day:
Medieval doodles:
http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/medieval-marginalia-books-doodles

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Original theory of relativity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
Einstein's original theory of relativity is that time slows down when you are with relatives.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the day:
Oldest multicolor book:
https://cudl.lib.cam.ac.uk/view/PR-FH-00910-00083-00098/1

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Opportunity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
-- Jay London

Website 4 the day:
Ransomware protection:
https://ransomfree.cybereason.com/

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The worst of prison

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Philosophy 
The worst part about prison is the snoring.
-- Dr. Jack Kervorkian

Website 4 the day:
Learn a language while waiting:
https://people.csail.mit.edu/ccai/waitchatter/

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Billiards

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Live virtually forever:
http://eterni.me/

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Refused to eat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced on TV.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Easy woodworking plans:
http://build-basic.com/

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Watch for children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
I saw a sign that said: "Watch for children" and thought is sounded like a fair trade.

Website 4 the day:
Hamster self-portrait:
https://vimeo.com/173067576

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Ban pit pull breeding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
Britain plans to ban the breeding of pit bulls. It's hard enough to put a muzzle on a pit bull; lots of luck with those condoms.
-- Jay Leno.

Website 4 the day:
Robot room:
https://www.orisystems.com/

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A man's heart

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
The way to a man's heart is through is aorta.
-- Jerome Manheim, MD

Website 4 the day:
Free handwriting fonts:
http://www.creativebloq.com/features/8-free-handwriting-fonts-for-2017

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Why a vegetarian?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Philosophy 
I am a vegetarian not for my health, but for the health of the chickens.
-- Isaac Bashevis Singer

Website 4 the day:
Anonymous BitTorrent:
https://anomos.info/wp/

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The fun of talking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Philosophy 
The fun of talk is finding out what a man really thinks and then contrasting it with the lies he has been telling all his life.
-- Benjamin Disraeli

Website 4 the day:
Opera Neon - new browser:
https://www.opera.com/computer/neon

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Criticizing ourselves

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Philosophy 
We would rather criticize ourselves than not talk about ourselves at all.
-- Francois La Rochefoucauld

Website 4 the day:
Google Voyager virtual trips:
https://earth.google.com/web/data=CgQSAggB

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An attractive spouse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.
-- Albert Brooks

Website 4 the day:
No more ransomware:
https://www.nomoreransom.org/

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Good friend of letters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
I’m very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.

Website 4 the day:
Homemade waterjet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg__B6Ca3jc

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Blind dates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.
-- Wendy Liebman

Website 4 the day:
Tie one (or more) on:
https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/lacingmethods.htm

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Musical talent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
My musical talent s less God-given than taketh away.
-- Steve Rubenstein

Website 4 the day:
Old software versions:
http://www.oldversion.com/

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Lady of Spain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Accordions don't play "Lady of Spain," people do.
-- Herb Caen

Website 4 the day:
Age estimate from photos:
https://how-old.net/

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Flowers and age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
At my age, flowers scare me.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Search for animated GIFs:
https://gfycat.com

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An alcoholic

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
-- Brendan Behan

Website 4 the day:
Art via texts:
https://www.sfmoma.org/read/send-me-sfmoma/

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Ground beef

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Ground beef: a cow with no legs.

Website 4 the day:
Fake news?
http://factitious.augamestudio.com/#/

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Huh?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love.
-- Mitt Romney

Website 4 the day:
Interactive periodic table:
http://elements.wlonk.com/ElementsTable.htm

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Great minds

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness.
-- Aristotle

Website 4 the day:
Robot legal help:
https://donotpay-search-master.herokuapp.com/

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Why be conventional?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Why be conventional when you can be happy?
-- Simon Doonan

Website 4 the day:
What 2000 looked like in 1899 France:
http://www.openculture.com/2015/09/how-french-artists-in-1899-envisioned-life-in-the-year-2000.html

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To be #1

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
You have to be odd to be number one.
-- Dr. Seuss

Website 4 the day:
Benford's Law:
http://blog.cluster-text.com/2015/10/20/detecting-fraud-using-benfords-law-mathematical-details

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Honesty and friends

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it'll always get you the right ones.
-- John Lennon

Website 4 the day:
Online grocery where everything is $3:
https://brandless.com/

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Childhood wisdom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Wisdom leads us back to childhood.
-- Blaise Pascal

Website 4 the day:
Galaxy SciFi magazine archive:
https://archive.org/details/galaxymagazine&tab=collection

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Two doors for chickens

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
A chicken coop only has two doors because if it had four it would be a sedan.

Website 4 the day:
Create your purr:
https://purrli.com/

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Einstein vs. Freud

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Einstein knows as much about psychology as I do about physics, so we had a very nice talk.
-- Sigmund Freud

Website 4 the day:
Google Translate songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKxaxrxVMsg

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Miserly relatives

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Misers make wonderful ancestors.
-- David Brenner

Website 4 the day:
Short by District 9's director:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjQ2t_yNHQs

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Children without advantages

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Philosophy 
My children didn't have my advantages. I was born into abject poverty.
-- Kirk Douglas

Website 4 the day:
100 Life Hacks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t04s4NB6ROE

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They laughed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
-- Steve Altman

Website 4 the day:
Watch blocked Youtube videos:
https://www.proxfree.com/youtube-proxy.php

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Argue with a man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Never argue with a man whose job depends on not being convinced.
-- H. L. Mencken

Website 4 the day:
Fake news:
http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/

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Jury explained

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Philosophy 
A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost

Website 4 the day:
Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History online:
http://naturalhistory.si.edu/VT3/

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Fashion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Website 4 the day:
Spy Museum online:
https://www.spymuseum.org/about/virtual-tour/

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Wormlike creatures

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.
-- Will Cuppy

Website 4 the day:
Oriental Institute Museum online:
http://www.nwhm.org/online-exhibits/

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Prison van collision

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
A concrete truck has collided with a prison van. Motorists should watch for hardened criminals.
-- Ronnie Corbett

Website 4 the day:
National Women's History Museum online:
http://www.nwhm.org/online-exhibits/

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Insects take over the world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
When insects take over the world, I hope they remember how we used to take them along on picnics.
-- Bill Vaughan

Website 4 the day:
Le Louvre online:
http://www.louvre.fr/en/visites-en-ligne#tabs

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Left to her cat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
A friend of mine left $15,000 to her cat. Today that cat is broke.
-- Ann Landers

Website 4 the day:
Hamster self-portrait:
https://vimeo.com/173067576

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Hard work deaths

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 4, 2017, In : Humor 
Hard work never killed anybody who supervised it.
-- Harry C. Bauer

Website 4 the day:
Free recycling:
https://www.freecycle.org

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Morse code knowledge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 4, 2017, In : Humor 
If you know Morse code, tap dancers drive you crazy.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Compare book prices:
http://www.directtextbook.com

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Two people types

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 2, 2017, In : Humor 
There are two types of people: those who need closure

Website 4 the day:
Typewriter simulator:
http://uniqcode.com/typewriter/

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An invisible government

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 30, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people.
-- Theodore Roosevelt

Website 4 the day:
Goldfish with a hammer:
https://vimeo.com/208067675

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If the shoe fits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 29, 2017, In : Humor 
If the shoe fits, it's too expensive
-- Adrienne Gusoff

Website 4 the day:
Our nation in numbers:
http://usafacts.org/

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Rarely in trouble

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 29, 2017, In : Philosophy 
People rarely get into trouble by listening too much.
-- Dr. Mardy Grothe

Website 4 the day:
Prince Rupert Drops - stronger than bullets:
https://digg.com/video/shooting-prince-ruperts-drop

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Not getting married again

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2017, In : Humor 
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.
-- Rod Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Music on disk drives:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox3EohATwGg

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Salt water fish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 25, 2017, In : Humor 
Fish live in salt water because pepper water makes them sneeze.

Website 4 the day:
Japanese Rube Goldberg machine and story:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trDnp3dWlXk

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Introduction of honesty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 23, 2017, In : Philosophy 
If honesty were suddenly introduced into American life, the whole system would collapse.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Short by District 9's director:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjQ2t_yNHQs

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Never boils

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 22, 2017, In : Humor 
A watched pot never boils, but it does get paranoid.
-- Lesley Wake

Website 4 the day:
Ad-free surfing:
http://www.slimjet.com/

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Hair highlights

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 22, 2017, In : Humor 
I got my hair highlighted because I thought some strands were more important than others.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Compelling first lines:
http://landofmaps.com/2016/06/16/the-first-lines-of-some-of-the-most-iconic-books-ever-written

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A filing cabinet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 21, 2017, In : Humor 
A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically.
-- T. H. Thompson

Website 4 the day:
Japanese Rube Goldberg machine and story:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trDnp3dWlXk

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Before refusing questions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 20, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Flux capacitor listing:
http://www.oreillyauto.com/flux-capacitor.html

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Unguilty woman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 19, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.
-- Erica Jong

Website 4 the day:
Interesting images from Google Street View:
http://9-eyes.com/

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Fish in salt water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 19, 2017, In : Humor 
Fish live in salt water because pepper water makes them sneeze.

Website 4 the day:
Original Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy animated:
https://digg.com/video/animated-hitchhikers-guide-galaxy

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Advantage of the telephone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 17, 2017, In : Humor 
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
Sketch to cat "photo":
https://affinelayer.com/pixsrv/index.html

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A prison colony

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Australia started out as a prison colony while America is evolving into one.
-- Argus Hamilton

Website 4 the day:
Popcorn exploding:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSZd33awqQk

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My own little world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 16, 2017, In : Humor 
I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.
-- Lauren Myracle

Website 4 the day:
Couch surfing:
https://www.couchsurfing.com/

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Hard to laugh at yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 15, 2017, In : Humor 
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Sketch to portrait:
http://fotogenerator.npocloud.nl/

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Being treated fairly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 14, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
-- Dennis Wholey

Website 4 the day:
Fix Windows 10 problems:
http://www.thewindowsclub.com/fixwin-for-windows-10

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Red sky at night

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 13, 2017, In : Humor 
Red sky at night, shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night, day.
-- Tom Parry

Website 4 the day:
Wolves in Yellowstone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysa5OBhXz-Q

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Pleasing people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 12, 2017, In : Philosophy 
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
-- Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

Website 4 the day:
Picking a clear lock:
https://digg.com/video/lock-picking-clear

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Artist arrested

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 11, 2017, In : Humor 
A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy.

Website 4 the day:
Stalin's Soviet Union:
https://www.rferl.org/a/the-manhoff-archive/28359558.html

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Painful choices

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017, In : Philosophy 
What do you want: The pain of staying where you are, or the pain of growth?
-- Judith Hanson Lasater

Website 4 the day:
Free management books:
http://www.free-management-ebooks.com/

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Fighting a battle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017, In : Philosophy 
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
-- Margaret Thatcher

Website 4 the day:
Verify unaltered photos:
https://truepic.com/

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Gorilla wrestling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Success is a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don’t quit when you’re tired. You quit when the gorilla is tired.
-- Robert Strauss

Website 4 the day:
Program a quantum computer:
https://quantumexperience.ng.bluemix.net/qx/user-guide

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Reflections of your choices

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017, In : Philosophy 
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
-- Nelson Mandela

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Music notation:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN41d7Txcq0

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I am a product

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017, In : Philosophy 
I am not a product of circumstances. I am a product of my decisions.
-- Stephen Covey

Website 4 the day:
What poor vision looks like:
http://www.eye-sim.com/

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Nothing is impossible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Nothing is impossible. ‘Impossible’ just takes a few more phone calls.
-- Michael J. Fox

Website 4 the day:
Solve math problems:
https://www.mathway.com/Algebra

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No prom for a ghost

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017, In : Humor 
The ghost didn't go to prom because he had no body to dance with.

Website 4 the day:
Making a chicken sandwich:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URvWSsAgtJE

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Like this book

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017, In : Humor 
For the sort of people who like this book, it is the sort of book those people will like.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Trump news:
https://presterity.org/

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Measure of a man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017, In : Philosophy 
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
-- Martin Luther King Jr.

Website 4 the day:
Improve your writing: 
https://chrome.writefullapp.com/

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Who you are

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Never mind searching for who you are. Search for the person you aspire to be.
-- Robert Brault

Website 4 the day:
Incredible photo restorations:
https://petapixel.com/2017/01/19/photo-restorations-may-boggle-mind/

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All of a person's veins and arteries

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017, In : Humor 
If you removed all of a person's veins and arteries and laid them end to end, then that person will die.
-- Neil deGrasse Tyson

Website 4 the day:
How to climb a rope:
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2017/01/13/3-ways-climb-rope/

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Most merciful thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017, In : Philosophy 
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
-- H.P. Lovecraft

Website 4 the day:
Find "interesting" files:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/how-to-find-unprotected-website-directories-get-interesting-files

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It doesn't matter

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017,
It doesn't matter, because it just doesn't matter.
-- Edgar Cayce

Website 4 the day:
Euthanasia coaster:
http://julijonasurbonas.lt/euthanasia-coaster/

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Girlfriend's instruction

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017, In : Humor 
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, so I got drunk.

Website 4 the day:
Youtube tricks:
http://jnanweb.com/2016/02/29/youtube-tricks

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Past, present and future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017, In : Philosophy 
People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction made between past, present and future is nothing more than a persistent, stubborn illusion.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Congressional predictions:
http://predictgov.com/projects/congress/

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Eat a live frog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017, In : Humor 
Eat a live frog every morning, and nothing worse will happen to yu the rest of the day.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Best way to tie your shoe laces:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2015-11-12/how-to-tie-your-shoes-and-lace-your-shoes-the-best-way

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Terrifies extremists

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017, In : Philosophy 
What terrifies religious extremists like the Taliban are not American tanks or bombs or bullets, it’s a girl with a book.
-- Malala Yousafzai

Website 4 the day:
Back up your Gmail messages:
http://www.upsafe.com/

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Inside sophisticated people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017, In : Philosophy 
The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children.
-- Jim Henson

Website 4 the day:
Multiphysical simulation software:
https://www.csc.fi/web/elmer

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Nothing changes daily

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes but, when we look back everything is different.
-- C.S. Lewis

Website 4 the day:
Learn something new: 
http://brainpump.net/

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Only failure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017, In : Philosophy 
The only failure is the one from which we learn nothing.
-- Henry Ford

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Tutorials :
https://www.chalkstreet.com/

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Clown attack

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017, In : Humor 
If attacked by a clown mob, go for the juggler.

Website 4 the day:
A truly random website:
https://www.random.org/

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Carl Sagan and peyote

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017, In : Philosophy 
One time Carl Sagan did a bunch of peyote and called me all excited cuz he "finally figured out whales."
-- Bill Nye

Website 4 the day:
Can you do nothing for 2 minutes?
http://www.donothingfor2minutes.com

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Seeing people you know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017, In : Humor 
The only problem with seeing people you know is that they know you.
-- Brent Runyon

Website 4 the day:
Open source game library:
http://flixel.org/

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What dreams are

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions.
-- Edgar Cayce

Website 4 the day:
80/20 rule is everywhere:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCn8zs912OE

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A happy man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017, In : Philosophy 
A happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwell too much on the future.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Recipes for what you have:
http://myfridgefood.com

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A belief of mine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Another belief of mine: that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.
-- Margaret Atwood

Website 4 the day:
Find unpywalled scientific papers:
http://unpaywall.org/

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Everything Hitler did

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Website 4 the day:
Ripen fruit faster:
https://lifehacker.com/5811686/ripen-fruit-faster-by-burying-it-in-rice

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Stepladders

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017, In : Humor 
I have a stepladder, because my real ladder left when I was a kid.

Website 4 the day:
Doodle:
http://kleki.com/

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Women and their mothers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Look like a movie hacker:
http://geektyper.com/

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What is a cynic?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Print grid paper:
http://gridzzly.com/

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The only person

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Portable apps:
http://portableapps.com/

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Person versus principles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Free vector graphics, icons, photos:
http://www.freepik.com/

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Think for yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Multi-platform internet speed test:
http://speedof.me

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Children and parents

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them 
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Cost of segregation:
http://www.urban.org/research/publication/cost-segregation

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Photon without luggage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Humor 
A photon never carries luggage because it is traveling light.

Website 4 the day:
Slinky seismometer:
http://www.kjmagnetics.com/blog.asp?p=seismometer-2

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America's transition

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Comics:
http://comics.azcentral.com/

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Bad poetry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
NASA image and video library:
https://images.nasa.gov/#/details-KSC-as11-40-5948.html

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Disagree with me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Ah! Don’t say that you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Free Adobe apps for Chromebook:
http://lifehacker.com/get-your-hands-on-free-adobe-apps-for-chromebook-1791656164

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Saint and sinner

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Paper organ:
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/this-tiny-paper-organ-deserves-its-own-jam-band-1792293512

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Admirable education

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Library of open source:
https://libraries.io/

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Terribly morbid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
There is something terribly morbid in the modern sympathy with pain. One should sympathise with the colour, the beauty, the joy of life. The less said about life’s sores the better.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Found a startup game:
https://thenextweb.com/gaming/2017/01/31/this-browser-game-takes-you-through-the-madness-of-founding-your-own-startup/

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Solipsisticly speaking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Humor 
Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

Website 4 the day:
Cardboard card sorter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ILHtAPY29I

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Selfish living

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Responsive piano:
https://aiexperiments.withgoogle.com/ai-duet/view/

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Concept of society

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Society exists only as a mental concept; in the real world there are only individuals.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Story telling art:
https://www.khanacademy.org/partner-content/pixar/storytelling

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Uneducated opinions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Confidential messenger:
https://getconfide.com/

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Simple morality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Ear training for audio producers:
http://training.npr.org/audio/the-ear-training-guide-for-audio-producers/

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The only sin

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
There is no sin except stupidity.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Dealing with revenge porn:
http://withoutmyconsent.org/resources

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Good vs. bad

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Speed up Windows:
http://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/how-to-speed-up-windows/

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Filling a mall

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Humor 
To fill a mall with shoppers takes a whole lot of cars.

Website 4 the day:
Alter faces:
http://www.theverge.com/2017/2/15/14621902/face-altering-app-faceapp-neural-network-android

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Dominate a dinner-table

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Humor 
The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Met Museum releases 375,000 images:
https://www.cnet.com/news/met-museum-free-images-creative-commons/

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Always in love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Humor 
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Share a screenshot:
http://jetscreenshot.com/

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Something rediculous

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Google does zoom and enhance:
https://thenextweb.com/insider/2017/02/08/google-figured-out-a-way-to-zoom-and-enhance-photos-just-like-in-the-movies/

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Prison education

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is that things are what they are and will be what they will be.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
How math disciplines fit together:
http://www.openculture.com/2017/02/the-map-of-mathematics.html

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Life is never fair

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Database of the stars:
http://bgr.com/2017/02/13/space-news-star-database/

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What do we want?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Humor 
What do we want: A time machine.
When do we want it? Doesn't matter.
-- Neil deGrasse Tyson

Website 4 the day:
Share mouse and keyboard across four WIndows 10 PCs:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=35460

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Accused of plagiarism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Humor 
My teacher accused me of plagiarism. His words, not mine.

Website 4 the day:
Learn to design DNA:
http://synthhttp://syntheticbiology1.com/ticbiology1.com/

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Like a sewer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 22, 2017, In : Humor 
Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Inside an internal combustion cylinder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdW1t8r8qYc

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Most beautiful words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Humor 
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.
-- Gore Vidal

Website 4 the day:
Quote investigator:
http://quoteinvestigator.com/

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Pass on advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Humor 
I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Communicate privately:
https://www.wickr.com/personal

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A great film

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Philosophy 
To make a great film, you need three things -- the script, the script, and the script.
-- Alfred Hitchcock

Website 4 the day:
Windows apps on Linux update:
http://www.zdnet.com/google-amp/article/windows-on-linux-moves-forward-with-new-wine-2-0-release/

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Cheating on exams

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Philosophy 
When students cheat on exams it’s because our school system values grades more than students value learning.
-- Neil Degrasse Tyson

Website 4 the day:
Space tourism posters:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/23/stunning-space-tourism-poster-imagines-planet-hopping-trappist/

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A slow walker

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Philosophy 
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Outline drawings to images:
http://affinelayer.com/pixsrv/index.html

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Newspaper belief

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle.
-- Thomas Jefferson

Website 4 the day:
Plywood urban farm pavilion:
https://medium.com/space10-the-farm/space10-open-sources-the-growroom-aa7ca6621715

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The difference

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Humor 
What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? A bag of beer nuts cost $2 but deer nuts are under a buck.

Website 4 the day:
Japanese museum of rock faces:
http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2016/11/the-japanese-museum-of-rocks-that-look-like-faces/

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Huge decisions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Philosophy 

We ask 18-year-olds to make huge decisions about their career and financial future, when a month ago they had to ask to go to the bathroom.
-- Adam Kotsko

Website 4 the day:
9 hours of Amazon Kindle's Terms and Conditions:
http://www.avclub.com/article/heres-nine-hours-guy-reading-entire-terms-and-cond-252169

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War and peace

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Philosophy 
In war, the strong make slaves of the weak, and in peace the rich makes slaves of the poor.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Stock selector:
https://www.magicformulainvesting.com/

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You lied

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Philosophy 
I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Website 4 the day:
Self-learning cars:
http://janhuenermann.com/projects/learning-to-drive

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A moment's value

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
-- Dr. Seuss

Website 4 the day:
Make a bot:
https://rundexter.com/

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Important things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Philosophy 
The most important things are the hardest to say because words diminish them.
-- Stephen King

Website 4 the day:
PDF book from web page:
https://dotepub.com/converter/?lang=en

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How smart people are

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Philosophy 
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
-- Tina Fey

Website 4 the day:
Facebook facial search:
http://facezam.com/

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Couples at the gym

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Humor 
Some couples don't go to the gym because not all relationships work out.

Website 4 the day:
Garage inventor:
http://www.colinfurze.com/

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Chop wood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice.
-- Henry Ford

Website 4 the day:
Defend against dog attacks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTmHZWspU1U

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Meditation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Philosophy 
You should sit in meditation for 20 minutes a day, unless you’re too busy, then you should sit for an hour.
-- Zen adage

Website 4 the day:
Nuclear test films:
https://www.llnl.gov/news/physicist-declassifies-rescued-nuclear-test-films

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What is fashion?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Find a poem:
https://poemhunter.com/

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Behind failures

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Humor 
Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the day:
SXSW music archive:
http://www.sxswtorrent.com/

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Cruel leaders

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel.
-- Che Guevara

Website 4 the day:
Locate a family:
http://www.locatefamily.com

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You vs. others

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Do not compare yourself to others. If you do so, you're insulting yourself.
-- Adolf Hitler

Website 4 the day:
Hand shadows:
http://mindbluff.com/mobile-shadow.htm

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20%

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Humor 
One fifth of people are two tense.

Website 4 the day:
Candy sorting machine:
https://willemm.nl/mm-skittles-sorting-machine/

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Easy to conquer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Conquering the world on horseback is easy. It's dismounting and governing that's hard.
-- Genghis Khan

Website 4 the day:
Go hassle yourself:
http://www.hassleme.co.uk

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Too many books

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017, In : Philosophy 
To read too many books is harmful.
-- Mao Zedong

Website 4 the day:
NASA released software:
https://software.nasa.gov/

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Comparison

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017, In : Philosophy 
We love death; the US loves life. That is the difference between us two.
-- Osama bin Laden

Website 4 the day:
Connect apps:
https://zapier.com/

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A tragedy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017, In : Philosophy 
One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic.
-- Joseph Stalin

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Browser macros:
http://imacros.net/overview

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Solution to all problems

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Death is the solution to all problems. No man, no problem.
-- Joseph Stalin

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Print and mail:
https://click2mail.com/

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Object of criticism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017, In : Philosophy 
I'm the object of criticism around the world, but I think that since I am being discussed, I am on the right track.
-- Kim Jong Il

Website 4 the day:
Shell's 1991 climate change video:
http://goo.gl/vsz7cN

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Chicken coop's doors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017, In : Humor 
Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

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Create your own executive order:
https://www.cnet.com/news/trump-executive-order-generator-online/

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Government's good luck

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017, In : Philosophy 
What good fortune for governments that the people do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler

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Publish your e-mail:
http://www.publishthis.email/

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Truth doesn't matter

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017, In : Philosophy 
It is not truth that matters but victory.
-- Adolf Hitler

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Send a postal letter:
http://www.mailaletter.com/

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Victor not asked

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017, In : Philosophy 
The victor will never be asked if he told the truth.
-- Adolf Hitler

Website 4 the day:
Filming police:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/video/c/embed/62faa576-0ee1-11e5-a0fe-dccfea4653ee

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More powerful than guns

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns. Why should we let them have ideas?
-- Joseph Stalin

Website 4 the day:
Voice your opinions to your representatives:
https://5calls.org/

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Big lies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Make the lie big. Make it simple. Keep saying it, and eventually people will believe it.
-- Adolf Hitler

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Letters to Congress:
https://resistbot.io/

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Lying often

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017, In : Philosophy 
.A lie told often enough becomes the truth.
-- Vladimir Lenin

Website 4 the day:
What Congress is doing:
https://www.countable.us/

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Looking back

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017, In : Humor 
Lot's wife looked back at Sodom and was turned into a pillar of salt.
My mom looked back once while she was driving, She turned into a telephone pole!

Website 4 the day:
Pictures defy logic:
http://www.albasun.com/2015/02/18-images-that-contradict-to-any-logic.html

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The gift of procrastination

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Procrastination gives you something to look forward to.
-- Joan Konner

Website 4 the day:
Chainsaw art:
http://www.wickedreport.com/awesome-wooden-art

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An expert

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr

Website 4 the day:
Improve your productivity
http://www.inc.com/jeff-haden/first-90-days-90-ways-to-boost-your-productivity.html

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Two kinds of people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
There are two kinds of people. You're not one of them.
-- Bruce Erik Kaplan

Website 4 the day:
Distorted button effects:
http://tympanus.net/Development/DistortedButtonEffects

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Few facts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Where facts are few, experts are many.
-- Donald R. Gannon

Website 4 the day:
Sound illusions:
http://listverse.com/2008/02/29/top-10-incredible-sound-illusions

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The impossible dream

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
-- Joan Klempner

Website 4 the day:
Special Theory of Relativity explained:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYv5GsXEf1o

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The book-writing profession

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
The profession of book-writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business.
-- John Steinbeck

Website 4 the day:
Bash by examples:
http://www.linuxintro.org/wiki/BaBE

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Similar sheep

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
By shear coincidence, all these sheep look the same.

Website 4 the day:
Maze algorithms
http://www.jamisbuck.org/mazes

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A national pastime

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Not reading poetry amounts to a national pastime in America.
Phyllis McGinley

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Private web searching:
http://startpage.com/do/mypage.pl

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Not getting what we pay for

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Thank heavens we don't get all the government we pay for.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
The purpose of life is to live forever:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1506.05869v2.pdf

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Quit looking for work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they get a job.
-- Zig Ziglar

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Build a Van de Graaff generator:
http://rimstar.org/equip/build_make_van_de_graaff.htm

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Consider jogging

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
I'll consider jogging if I ever see a jogger smiling.
-- Joan Rivers

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Regular expressions cheat sheet:
http://www.cheatography.com/davechild/cheat-sheets/regular-expressions

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There was no Ritalin

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
When I was in school, there was no Ritalin for attention deficit disorder, just a big nun with a ruler.
-- Maureen Dowd

Website 4 the day:
free resume templates:
http://blog.spoongraphics.co.uk/articles/20-free-editable-cvresume-templates-for-ps-ai

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Optimistic devil

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.
-- Karl Kraus

Website 4 the day:
Earth alerts:
http://earthalerts.manyjourneys.com/web

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Can't be an athlete

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.

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Live action Futurama:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-1RMKdWz8M

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Never seen headline

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Here's a headline you never see: “Psychic Wins Lottery.”
-- Dennis Miller

Website 4 the day:
Graph book occurrences over time:
https://books.google.com/ngrams/

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Computers and tattoos

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Computers are everywhere. Now tattoo parlors have to spell check.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:
US immigration history:
metrocosm.com/us-immigration-history-map.html

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Ex-heavy gambler

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
I used to be a heavy gambler, now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.
-- Steve Allen

Website 4 the day:
Make a musical instrument:
http://www.cigarboxnation.com/page/free-plans

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Staying longer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.
-- William Dean Howells

Website 4 the day:
Learn Java programming:
https://www.simplilearn.com/resources-to-learn-java-programming-article

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New York City for my health

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and it was the only placed where my fears where justified.
-- Anita Weiss

Website 4 the day:
Facebook site for messages only:
https://www.messenger.com/

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Americans like travel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Americans have always liked travel, that being how we got here in the first place.
-- Otto Friedrich

Website 4 the day:
Periodic table of fictional elements:
https://www.buymetalonline.co.uk/images/fictional_minerals.jpg

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An archaeologist's life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
A friend is an archaeologist. His life is in ruins.

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Bioengineered pet spoof:
http://www.genpets.com/

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Horse sense

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Delete Amazon Echo and Google Home recordings:
http://bgr.com/2016/12/30/how-to-delete-amazon-echo/

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Soft head correlation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
The softer a man's head, the louder his socks.
-- Helen Rowland

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Paper V8:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/a24561/make-your-own-tiny-paper-v8-engine-with-these-plans/

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Hot music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
The hot music now is a combination of country and rap. It's call crap.
-- Bud E. Luv

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Free first aid training:
http://www.firstaidforfree.com/

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Middle age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places.
-- Glenn Dorenbush

Website 4 the day:
Old-style CRT at 100 FPS:
http://digg.com/video/crt-tv-screens-refresh

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Sweet revenge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Revenge is sweet and not fattening.
-- Alfred Hitchcock

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Reheat pasta for health:
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-29629761

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Speaking Esperanto

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
I speak Esperanto like a native.
-- Spike Milligan

Website 4 the day:
Unlock your mind:
http://thegeniusdeck.com/

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Lock picking advantage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.

Website 4 the day:
You can't see this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NPH_udOOek

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An original thought

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings.
-- Diogenes

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Burn SD cards and USB drives:
https://etcher.io/

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Blasphemy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Blasphemy is a victimless crime.
-- Salman Rushdie

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Perl beginners:
http://perl-begin.org/

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Hell on earth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley

Website 4 the day:
Euclid's Elements:
http://aleph0.clarku.edu/~djoyce/java/elements/

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Nutrition and potato chips

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Chips have little nutritional value. That’s why you need to eat the whole bag.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
OpenBSD release songs:
http://www.openbsd.org/lyrics.html

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Are we alone?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Sometimes I think we’re alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we’re not. In either case, the idea is quite staggering.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

Website 4 the day:
Netflix roulette:
http://netflixroulette.net/

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Why forgive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Forgive others, not because they deserve forgiveness, but because you deserve peace.
-- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Website 4 the day:
Speed read the web:
http://squirt.io/

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Photo of a wheat field

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
I took a photo of a wheat field. It came out grainy.

Website 4 the day:
Review charities:
http://www.charitynavigator.org/

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In pursuit of the chosen path

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Website 4 the day:
Internet alerts:
https://www.talkwalker.com/alerts

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Drowning in water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
You don’t drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there.
-- Edwin Louis Cole

Website 4 the day:
Ebook library:
http://bookzz.org/

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Struggle with insecurity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
The reason why we struggle with insecurity is because we compare our behind the scenes with everyone else’s highlight reel.
-- Stephen Furtick

Website 4 the day:
Trump video archive:
http://archive.org/details/trumparchive

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Don't understand math

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
-- Johann von Neumann

Website 4 the day:
Salary negotiations:
http://www.payscale.com/salary-negotiation-guide/salary-negotiation-scripts

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Explain it simply

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Search for people:
http://www.familytreenow.com/

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Do not listen to understand

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Most people do not listen with the intent to understand. Most people listen with the intent to reply.
-- Steven R. Covey

Website 4 the day:
Transparent security:
https://security.googleblog.com/2017/01/security-through-transparency.html

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Sleeping comes naturally

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Sleeping comes naturally to me. I can do it with my eyes closed.

Website 4 the day:
Learn magic tricks:
http://www.learnmagictricks.org/

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When I was a boy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
New image compression 4x better:
http://thenextweb.com/google/2017/01/12/googles-new-compression-tool-uses-75-less-bandwidth-without-sacrificing-image-quality/

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A madman and me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
-- Salvador Dali

Website 4 the day:
Send a text:
https://www.sendatext.co/

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Every villain a hero

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Every villain is a hero in his own mind.
-- Tom Hiddleston

Website 4 the day:
Train your brain to lose weight:
http://www.exeter.ac.uk/foodt/

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Cannot build a reputation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
A man cannot build a reputation on what he is going to do.
-- Henry Ford

Website 4 the day:
Free Harvard digital photography course:
https://alison.com/courses/Digital-Photography

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Respect faith

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner

Website 4 the day:
Life in a storage locker:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HPVCTLPNUzo

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What crabs think

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Do crabs think we walk sideways?
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
How to dispense ketchup:
https://munchies.vice.com/en/articles/this-is-the-best-way-to-get-ketchup-out-of-the-bottle-according-to-science

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An astronomy course

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
I took an astronomy course, but it was over my head.

Website 4 the day:
Bioengineered pet spoof:
http://www.genpets.com/

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Free in dreams

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
-- Terry Pratchett

Website 4 the day:
Paper V8:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/a24561/make-your-own-tiny-paper-v8-engine-with-these-plans/

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In front of your nose

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Philosophy 
To see what is in front of one’s nose needs a constant struggle.
-- George Orwell

Website 4 the day:
Free first aid training:
http://www.firstaidforfree.com

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Beer and pizza vs. celery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
They don’t make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Old-style CRT at 100 FPS:
http://digg.com/video/crt-tv-screens-refresh

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Live to be one hundred

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Delete Amazon Echo and Google Home recordings:
http://bgr.com/2016/12/30/how-to-delete-amazon-echo/

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Derivation of politics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
:uʍop-ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ
http://www.sevenwires.com/play/UpsideDownLetters.html

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Fun exercise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Code in colored blocks:
http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/piet.html

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Janitor's union

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
The janitor's union called for sweeping reforms.

Website 4 the day:
Live action Futurama:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-1RMKdWz8M

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Four pieces of pie

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Cut my pie into four pieces, I do not think I could eat eight.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Periodic table of fictional elements:
https://www.buymetalonline.co.uk/images/fictional_minerals.jpg

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Following my dreams

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Facebook site for messages only:
https://www.messenger.com/

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Everything coming your way

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Learn Java programming:
https://www.simplilearn.com/resources-to-learn-java-programming-article

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In case of snake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
I always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a snake…which I also keep handy.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Make a musical instrument:
http://www.cigarboxnation.com/page/free-plans

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Judge a man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Judge a man by his questions, rather than his answers.
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the day:
Book phrase occurrences over time:
https://books.google.com/ngrams

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One drink drunk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Reheat pasta for health:
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-29629761

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My candy cane collection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Want to see my candy cane collection? They are all in mint condition.

Website 4 the day:
Free Harvard University courses:
http://online-learning.harvard.edu/courses?sort_by=date_added&cost%5B%5D=free

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Washington DC and Wisconsin

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
Washington, DC, is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
-- Dennis Miller

Website 4 the day:
FreeOffice Microsoft Office alternative:
http://www.freeoffice.com/en/download

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Off the freeway

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
Coming off the freeway, I saw a guy with a sign that said, "If you were homeless, you'd be home now."
-- John Mendoza

Website 4 the day:
Vulnerability testing:
http://www.tenable.com/products/nessus/select-your-operating-system

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Portrait vs. Painting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
A portrait is a painting in which there is something wrong with the mouth.
-- Eugene Speicher

Website 4 the day:
POV tying a tie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPjKfAFoXEU

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Dog economy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $1.66 a can. That's almost $12 in dog money.
-- Joe Weinstein

Website 4 the day:
Find my phone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpN9NzO4Mo8

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Being a star

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Being a star is not a profession, it is an accident.
-- Lauren Bacall

Website 4 the day:
Synchronize files across machines:
http://www.cis.upenn.edu/~bcpierce/unison/

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No secrets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
I don't have any secrets. I just forget a lot of stuff.
-- Brian Andreas

Website 4 the day:
Popular baby names since 1910:
http://digg.com/2016/most-popular-baby-names-noah-emma

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Hindsight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
With hindsight, I wouldn't have sat on that thumbtack.

Website 4 the day:
Wrap packages in cloth:
http://furoshiki.com/techniques/

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Cure seasickness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
To cure seasickness, sit under a tree.
-- Spike Milligan

Website 4 the day:
CIA's maps:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/ciagov/

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Eat anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
People will eat anything if it is cut into small enough pieces.
-- Leonard Powell

Website 4 the day:
Who has your data:
http://www.stopdatamining.me/

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The first thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
-- Oscar Levant

Website 4 the day:
Dead or alive?
http://deadoraliveinfo.com/

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A good listener

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017,
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while knows something.
-- Wilson Mizner

Website 4 the day:
Tour 49,603 historiic places:
http://www.math.uwaterloo.ca/tsp/us/tour.html

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Conscience visits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
-- H. L. Mencken

Website 4 the day:
Forward e-mail via SMS:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/send-your-email-to-sms-te/ipghnlmkjdejhibmialipjeaoobhaofe

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My name until 13

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was Shaddup.
-- Daniel Tosh

Website 4 the day:
Stop procrastinating:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCZOcsNyk-g7itGkhU7SYkzgp6n7poZCH

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4 bowls of soup

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement.

Website 4 the day:
Coin stacking
http://boingboing.net/2016/12/08/watch-some-fantastic-coin-stac.html

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Sporting goods companies payments

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.
-- Bob Uecker

Website 4 the day:
Stupid test answers:
http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/16-wonderfully-stupid-test-answers

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My philosophy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Philosophy 
My philosophy was, like, people basically suck.
-- Mike Tyson

Website 4 the day:
Teleporter:
http://vispo.com/teleporter/webios/index.html

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Sleeping dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Don't let sleeping dogs lie. Insist on the truth.
-- Cynthia Nelms

Website 4 the day:
OnlyOffice:
https://www.onlyoffice.com/download-desktop.aspx

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The guitar is all right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Philosophy 
The guitar is all right, but you'll never make a living at it.
-- John Lennon's aunt Mimi

Website 4 the day:
Transfer files without an intermediate server:
https://takeafile.com/

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New York time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. 
-- Bette Midler 

Website 4 the day:
Russian propaganda echos: 
http://www.propornot.com/p/the-list.html

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The actor fell through

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.

Website 4 the day:
'Bohemian Rhapsody' as a crime thriller:
http://mashable.com/2016/12/06/queen-bohemian-rhapsody-literally

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I'd horsewhip you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
-- S. J. Perelman

Website 4 the day:
Dogs of Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/p/feature/d8j6je99gnx65bk?ref_=doa_red

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Scottish food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
My theory is that all Scottish food is based on a dare.
-- Mike Myers

Website 4 the day:
Camera sees around corner:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a18428/camera-sees-around-corners/

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Waiting 2 weeks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Whenever something good happens to me, I wait two weeks before telling anybody because I like to use the word fortnight.
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Multi-platform notes:
https://www.google.com/keep/

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We don't believe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Philosophy 
I'm a Millenial. We don't believe in labels.
-- Tomi Lahren

Website 4 the day:
Warrant canaries:
http://www.zdnet.com/article/warrant-canary/

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Break a leg

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
We tell actors to "Break a leg" because every play needs a cast.

Website 4 the day:
Google Santa Info:
https://santatracker.google.com/village.html

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A Marxist and a fascist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Humor 
I have been married to one Marxist and one fascist and neither would take out the garbage.
-- Lee Grant

Website 4 the day:
Cool animated short:


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Usually jollier

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Philosophy 
People who are late are usually jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
-- E. V. Lucas

Website 4 the day:
Best torrent sites:
http://wizblogger.com/30-best-torrent-sites-list-regularly-updated

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A plain, simple woman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Humor 
I stand before you as a plain, simple woman. The beautician can't take me until tomorrow.
-- Gracie Allen

Website 4 the day:
First response PC repair kit:
http://paul.is-a-geek.org/aio-srt/aio-srt-lite/

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Ounce of pretension

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Philosophy 
An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure.
-- Steven F. Clark

Website 4 the day:
Google photo identifier:
https://aiexperiments.withgoogle.com/giorgio-cam/view/

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Everyone is entitled

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Humor 
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Website 4 the day:
News heat map:
http://newsmap.jp/

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Delusions of grandeur

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Humor 
Delusions of grandeur make me feel better about myself.
-- Jane Wagner

Website 4 the day:
Remove yourself from the Internet:
https://www.deseat.me/

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Woman in labor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Humor 
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!" She was having contractions. 

Website 4 the day:
Check for fake reviews: 
http://fakespot.com/

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Success and failure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 26, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Success and failure are equally disastrous.
-- Tennessee Williams

Website 4 the day:
The future from patents:
http://futurism.com/images/the-future-according-to-filed-patents-infographic

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Dig up Shakespeare

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 26, 2016, In : Philosophy 
It would positively be a relief to me to dig up Shakespeare and throw stones at him.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Can AI interpret your doodle?
https://quickdraw.withgoogle.com/

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Dollar bookmark

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 26, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Don't pay a dollar for a bookmark. Just use the dollar.
-- Fred Stoller

Website 4 the day:
Where is my container ship?
https://www.vesselfinder.com/

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Horseshoe luck

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 26, 2016, In : Humor 
A horseshoe can't bring good luck because every horse in the race carries four.
-- Walter "Red" Smith

Website 4 the day:
Hacker's operating system:
http://tools4hackers.com/parrot-3-0-hackers-operating-system

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Honest people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 26, 2016, In : Philosophy 
And that’s the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does too.
-- Khaled Hosseini

Website 4 the day:
Open a coconut without tools:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9bXoOa1qTg

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Charming

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 26, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without having to asked any clear question.
-- Albert Camus

Website 4 the day:
The most accurate map:
http://www.mentalfloss.com/article/88138/more-accurate-world-map-wins-prestigious-japanese-design-award

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Fear of negative numbers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 26, 2016, In : Humor 
The mathematician was afraid of negative numbers. He would stop at nothing to avoid them.

Website 4 the day:
South Korean Toilet Museum:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HWg9mMFN50

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Most awful

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016, In : Philosophy 
There is nothing more awful, insulting, and depressing than banality.
-- Anton Chekhov

Website 4 the day:
Artificial Intelligence Tweets:
http://brain.com

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Can't answer an argument

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016, In : Humor 
If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-- Elbert Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
Humans through time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUwmA3Q0_OE

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Women and cats

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016, In : Humor 
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
Inexpensive mental health counseling:
http://lifehacker.com/top-10-free-and-affordable-mental-health-and-counseling-1788814933

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What's on TV

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016, In : Humor 
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
Make word art:
http://makewordart.com/

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Dumb-blonde jokes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016, In : Humor 
I'm not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
-- Dolly Parton

Website 4 the day:
DIY riot mask:
http://survivallife.com/stay-prepared-diy-riot-mask/

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Life is too short

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016, In : Humor 
Life is too short to learn German.
-- Richard Porson

Website 4 the day:
Nano exploration:
http://vimeo.com/9068558

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Learning braille

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016, In : Humor 
I’ve been learning braille. I’m sure I’ll master it once I get a feel for it.

Website 4 the day:
Windows tricks:
http://www.talktogamer.com/2015/10/50-tricks-and-hacks-which-you-dont-know.html

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Cynicism is ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Cynicism is humor in ill health.
-- H. G. Wells

Website 4 the day:
Machine learning course:
http://www.cs.ox.ac.uk/people/nando.defreitas/machinelearning

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Seriously, humor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016, In : Philosophy 
We do not take humor seriously enough.
-- Konrad Lorenz

Website 4 the day:
Best Dark Web sites:
https://n0where.net/best-onion-links-deep-web/

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Celebrate successes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Celebrate your successes. Find some humor in your failures.
-- Sam Walton

Website 4 the day:
Piper - Pixar animated short:
https://vimeo.com/189955079

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Gags die

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Gags die, humor doesn't.
-- Jack Benny

Website 4 the day:
Find animated GIFs:
http://www.gifcities.org/

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Never hated enough

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016, In : Humor 
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Website 4 the day:
The Blue Brain project:
http://bluebrain.epfl.ch/

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Always and never

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
-- Wendell Johnson

Website 4 the day:
Building sawhorses:
http://woodgears.ca/sawhorse/

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Becoming a witch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016, In : Humor 
I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried it for a spell.

Website 4 the day:
Free Microsoft Office online tools:
https://products.office.com/en-us/office-online/documents-spreadsheets-presentations-office-online

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Stoop to tie your shoelaces

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016, In : Philosophy 
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
-- George F. Burns

Website 4 the day:
How you will die:
http://flowingdata.com/2016/01/19/how-you-will-die/

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Spreading light

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016, In : Philosophy 
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
-- Edith Wharton

Website 4 the day:
Crack that password:
http://www.openwall.com/john/

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Plan your actions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Happy people plan actions, they don't plan results
-- Dennis Wholey

Website 4 the day:
Handwriting script:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/irvgp4813izfbso/BFTinyHand-Regular.zip

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Not a goal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

Website 4 the day:
Document your consumer complaint:
http://www.ripoffreport.com/

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Pursue happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016, In : Philosophy 
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yurself.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Draw circuits for free:
https://www.circuitlab.com/

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Find happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016, In : Philosophy 
It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere.
-- Barbara De Angelis

Website 4 the day:
Free unlimited photo storage for Amazon Prime members:
https://www.amazon.com/photos/home

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Why Waldo wears stripes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Waldo wears stripes so that he won't be spotted.

Website 4 the day:
Zombie preparedness:
http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/documents/zombie_gn_final.pdf

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Seeking a blessing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 26, 2016, In : Humor 
What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.
Jerome K. Jerome

Website 4 the day:
Lie with statistics:
http://lifehacker.com/how-to-lie-to-yourself-and-others-with-statistics-1788184031

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No laughter

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 26, 2016, In : Philosophy 
A day without laughter is wasted.
-- Charlie Chaplin

Website 4 the day:
Before the flood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9xFFyUOpXo&feature=youtu.be

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20 vs 50 years old

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 26, 2016, In : Philosophy 
A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
-- Muhammad Ali

Website 4 the day:
Better decisions in another language:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9nelfVOKvI

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Always overestimate

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 26, 2016, In : Philosophy 
We always overestimate the change that will occur in the next two years and underestimate the change that will occur in the next ten.
-- Bill Gates

Website 4 the day:
Features not in English:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYlVJlmjLEc

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Chasing rabbits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 26, 2016, In : Philosophy 
The man who chases two rabbits, catches neither.
-- Confucious

Website 4 the day:
French phrases in English words:
Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daGfylg3W2Ye

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As if today was your last

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 26, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Live everyday as if it were your last because someday you're going to be right.
-- Muhammad Ali

Website 4 the day:
5 foreign expressions:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw2tLzZ4FA0

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Name switching

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 26, 2016, In : Humor 
“Pickup artists” and “garbagemen” should switch names.

Website 4 the day:
Slang dictionary:
https://greensdictofslang.com/

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Stop eating doughnuts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 22, 2016, In : Humor 
If you stop eating doughnuts you will live three years longer, but it’s just three more years that you’ll want a doughnut.
-- Lewis Black

Website 4 the day:
Consumer complaints:
https://www.pissedconsumer.com/

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User definition

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 22, 2016, In : Humor 
"User": the word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Linux for routers:
http://wiki.openwrt.org/doc/start

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Close to perfection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 21, 2016, In : Humor 
The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form.
-- Stanley Randall

Website 4 the day:
What Pixar animators do in their spare time:
https://vimeo.com/187257744

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Understanding banking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 21, 2016, In : Philosophy 
It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning.
-- Henry Ford

Website 4 the day:
Upscale photos:
http://a-sharper-scaling.com/

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Not bragging

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 21, 2016, In : Philosophy 
It’s not bragging if you can back it up. -- Muhammad Ali
-- Confucius

Website 4 the day:
Asteroid detction:
http://www.minorplanetcenter.net/daily-minor-planet

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Goal sans plan

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 21, 2016, In : Philosophy 
A goal without a plan is just a wish.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Website 4 the day:
Comedy wildlife photos:

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Shoe factory tragedy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 19, 2016, In : Humor 
The shoe factory suffered a horrible fire and many soles were lost.

Website 4 the day:
Inside Teddy Ruxpin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ5cD9xvqew

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Beginnings of auto racing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 19, 2016, In : Humor 
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built.
-- Henry Ford

Website 4 the day:
Build a house with only a screwdriver:
http://www.businessinsider.com/popup-house-pack-home-build-like-lego-pieces-2016-10

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I ain't afraid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 19, 2016, In : Humor 
I ain't afraid to love a man. I ain't afraid to shoot him either.
-- Annie Oakley

Website 4 the day:
WikiTravel:
http://wikitravel.org/en/Main_Page

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Save money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 19, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number LII: People working in the private sector should try to save money. There remains the possibility that it may someday be valuable again.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Clown car style packing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5UlxHsgD58

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America's tricentennial

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 18, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number LI: By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Compare products:
https://www.productchart.com/

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Life spans

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 17, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number L: The average regulation has a life span one-fifth as long as a chimpanzee's and one-tenth as long as a human's, but four times as long as the official's who created it.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Mood music:
http://focusmusic.fm/

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Regulation growth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 16, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLIX: Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Crayon art:
https://www.color.works/

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Long-necked pink bird

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 16, 2016, In : Humor 
I saw a long-necked pink bird with a hacking cough in my yard. It was a phlegmingo.

Website 4 the day:
The speed dating of TED talks:
http://www.ignitetalks.io/

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More time is less time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 14, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLVIII: The more time you spend talking about what you have been doing, the less time you have to spend doing what you have been talking about. Eventually, you spend more and more time talking about less and less until finally you spend all your time talking about nothing.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
How to read sheet music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3WuQxnA7Hg

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Covered with water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 14, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLVII: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
10 companies control your food:
http://www.businessinsider.com/10-companies-control-the-food-industry-2016-9/

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Saving a billion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 12, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLVI: A billion saved is a billion earned.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Tie two sticks together:
http://lifehacker.com/learn-the-basics-of-tying-wood-together-with-these-thre-1787219750

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Expected

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLV: One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
City VR experience:
https://cityvr.com/ 

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21st century air flight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 10, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLIV: Aircraft flight in the 21st century will always be in a westerly direction, preferably supersonic, crossing time zones to provide the additional hours needed to fix the broken electronics.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Vegetarian Chinese take-out:
http://www.onegreenplanet.org/vegan-food/vegan-chinese-dishes/

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Working hardware

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 10, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLIII: Hardware works best when it matters the least.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Literature infographics:
https://www.coursehero.com/infographics/

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Clown's open door

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 10, 2016, In : Humor 
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.

Website 4 the day:
Collaborative story telling:
http://ficly.com/

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Impossible systems

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 7, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLII: Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Planet unknown:
https://vimeo.com/183577091

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More is less

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLI: The more one produces, the less one gets.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Make 2D hand-drawn animations:
https://pencil2d.github.io/

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Start out slowly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XL: Most projects start out slowly, and then sort of taper off.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Binaural beats generator:
https://sourceforge.net/projects/gnaural/

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Never promise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 5, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXIX: Never promise to complete any project within six months of the end of the year, in either direction.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Mathematical algorithm system:
http://axiom-developer.org/

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Birds v. worms

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 4, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm...gets eaten.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Why cats do what they do:
http://www.vetstreet.com/our-pet-experts/is-my-cat-trying-to-annoy-me-5-strange-cat-behaviors-explained

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Worse than you expect

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXVII: Ninety percent of the time things will turn out worse than you expect. The other 10 percent of the time you had no right to expect so much.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Deep mind for better speech:
https://deepmind.com/blog/wavenet-generative-model-raw-audio/

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Eyeball to eyeball

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 3, 2016, In : Humor 
One eyeball says to the other: "Between you and me, something smells."

Website 4 the day:
Lewd sounding town names:
http://laughingsquid.com/a-map-highlighting-the-lewdest-sounding-town-name-in-each-state-in-the-united-states/

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Proposal thickness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 30, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXVI: The thickness of the proposal required to win a multimillion dollar contract is about one millimeter per million dollars. If all the proposals conforming to this standard were piled on top of each other at the bottom of the Grand Canyon it would probably be a good idea.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
DIY medicine:
https://fourthievesvinegar.org/

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Weak data

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 30, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXV: The weaker the data available upon which to base one's conclusion, the greater the precision which should be quoted in order to give the data authenticity.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Human perspective on self-driving cars:
http://moralmachine.mit.edu/

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Competitive selection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 29, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXIV: The process of competitively selecting contractors to perform work is based on a system of rewards and penalties, all distributed randomly.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Organize health info:
https://carezone.com/home

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Rushing fools

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 28, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXIII: Fools rush in where incumbents fear to tread.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Downloadable and online graphics editor:
http://vectr.com/

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Problems into gold

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 27, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXII: Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
H20 (water) prank:
http://www.dhmo.org/

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Optimum committee size

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 26, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXI: The optimum committee has no members.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Summaries of the day's important news:
http://www.theskimm.com/?r=1baabd86.

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Skunks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 25, 2016, In : Humor 
Skunks are very scent-imental!

Website 4 the day:
R2D2 translator:
http://www.r2d2translator.com/

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People asking questions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 23, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXX: By the time the people asking the questions are ready for the answers, the people doing the work have lost track of the questions.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Wobulator:
http://webaudio.prototyping.bbc.co.uk/wobbulator/

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Executive longevity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 22, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXIX: Executives who do not produce successful results hold on to their jobs only about five years. Those who produce effective results hang on about half a decade.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Animated text:
http://www.stilllife.studio/txtwav

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When it is better

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 22, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXVIII: It is better to be the reorganizer than the reorganizee.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
E-coli evolves to tolerate antibiotics:
https://player.vimeo.com/video/180908160

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Not intimidating

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 21, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXVII: Rank does not intimidate hardware. Neither does the lack of rank.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Check out people:
http://mentalfloss.com/article/68055/library-lets-you-check-out-people-instead-books

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Superimposed management layers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 21, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXVI: If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on each other, it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Youtube science shows:
http://www.dailydot.com/parsec/best-youtube-science-shows/

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A schedule as a canvas

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 19, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXV: A revised schedule is to business what a new season is to an athlete or a new canvas to an artist.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
DIgital photography course:
https://sites.google.com/site/marclevoylectures/schedule

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Lights out

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 17, 2016, In : Humor 
The lights went out because they liked each other.

Website 4 the day:
Murphy's Law calculator:
http://andrew.triumf.ca/cgi-bin/murphy.html

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The most costly action

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 16, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXIV: The only thing more costly than stretching the schedule of an established project is accelerating it, which is itself the most costly action known to man.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Convert videos and photos to works of art:
http://neuralstyler.com/

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Completed in 4/3rd the time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 15, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXIII: Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Sitemap creator:
http://simplesitemapcreator.matthewhipkin.co.uk/

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Market experts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 14, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXII: If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Foreign travel info:
https://www.thebasetrip.com/

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Easy loans

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXI: It's easy to get a loan unless you need it.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Old age without children:
http://twocents.lifehacker.com/how-to-prepare-for-old-age-when-you-don-t-have-kids-1785370803

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Congressional funding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XX: In any given year, Congress will appropriate the amount of funding approved the prior year plus three-fourths of whatever change the administration requests, minus 4-percent tax.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Pet-friendly hotels:
http://www.pet-friendly-hotels.net/

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Products too costly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 12, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XIX: Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving market in the sale of books on how to fix them.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Pet travel guide:
http://www.dogfriendly.com/

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Naked in the bathroom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 11, 2016, In : Humor 
When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.

Website 4 the day:
Hotels that allow pets:
http://pets-allowed-hotels.com/

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Expensive unreliability

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XVIII: It is very expensive to achieve high unreliability. It is not uncommon to increase the cost of an item by a factor of ten for each factor of ten degradation accomplished.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Pet-friendly travel:
http://www.bringfido.com/

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Software and entropy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 8, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XVII: Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the Second Law of Thermodynamics; i.e., it always increases.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Old SF:
http://www.oldsf.org/#

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2054 aircraft

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 7, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
IoT search engine:
https://www.shodan.io

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Last 10 percent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 7, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine'sAugstine's Law Number XV: The last 10 percent of performance generates one-third of the cost and two-thirds of the problems.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Hidden worlds of national parks:
https://artsandculture.withgoogle.com/en-us/

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No more plane crashes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 6, 2016, In : Humor 

Augstine's Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Moving balls:
http://www.haneke.net/

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Highly successful businesses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 5, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XIII: There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly paid executives. The policy is not to intermingle the two.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Website info:
http://builtwith.com/

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Cinderella off the team

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 4, 2016, In : Humor 
Cinderella thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball.

Website 4 the day:
Hamster butts:
https://twitter.com/9GAG/status/767036031975694336

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Cost of bad products

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 2, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XII: It costs a lot to build bad products.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Hot glue hacks:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IahCw6plBhs

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Rotating Earth faster

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 1, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XI: If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
See pages Google cached:
http://cachedview.com/

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Fight winners

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 31, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number X: Bulls do not win bullfights; people do. People do not win people fights; lawyers do.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Free USGS Quads:
http://www.natgeomaps.com/trail-maps/pdf-quads

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Acronyms and abbreviations

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 31, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound...Q.E.D.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Alzheimer's checklist:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3714806/Will-Alzheimer-s-Answer-questions-Checklist-shows-symptoms-disease-memory-loss.html

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Unsuccessful four years

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 30, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number VIII: The most unsuccessful four years in the education of a cost-estimator is fifth grade arithmetic.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Office workout:
http://darebee.com/workouts/office-workout.html

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Increasing overhead

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 29, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number VII: Decreased business base increases overhead. So does increased business base.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Free Microsoft Expression Design:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=36180

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Thrown off the team

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 28, 2016, In : Humor 
Cinderella thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball.

Website 4 the day:
Catipedia:
https://www.catchow.com/catipedia/

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Hungry hunting dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 27, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Free sound clips:
http://soundbible.com/

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Producing participants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 26, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number V: One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output. Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average output.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Speech accent archive:
http://accent.gmu.edu/

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Afford to advertise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 25, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number IV: If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Google free fonts:
https://fonts.google.com/

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Lazy hunters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 23, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Hack your Ikea:
http://www.ikeahackers.net/

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If today were half as good

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 23, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number II: If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Mars Rover Game:
http://mars.nasa.gov/gamee-rover/

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Making a silk purse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 21, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number I: The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Taco Bell's vegie menu:
https://www.tacobell.com/feed/how-to-eat-veggie

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Horse relationships

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 21, 2016, In : Humor 
Horses have stable relationships.

Website 4 the day:
How web designers trick us:
http://darkpatterns.org/

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Where not to stand

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 19, 2016, In : Humor 
Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.
-- John Peer

Website 4 the day:
Self-treatment for choking:
http://www.resuscitationjournal.com/article/S0300-9572(16)00087-3/pdf

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Dresses to kill

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 18, 2016, In : Humor 
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Mindfullness resources:
http://www.freemindfulness.org/download

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Discussions of great minds

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 18, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

Website 4 the day:
Google Forms how-to:
https://zapier.com/learn/google-sheets/how-to-use-google-forms/

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Live like a poor man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 16, 2016, In : Humor 
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
-- Pablo Picasso

Website 4 the day:
SketchUp tutorial:
http://www.woodcraftmagazine.com/sketchups.php

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Wife wants to drive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 16, 2016, In : Humor 
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
-- Sam Levenson

Website 4 the day:
Interactive historical perspective of sleep:
http://healthysleep.med.harvard.edu/interactive/timeline

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Kissing advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 15, 2016, In : Humor 
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
-- Joey Adams

Website 4 the day:
3D animation and rendering:
https://www.daz3d.com/get_studio

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Everything stolen

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 13, 2016, In : Humor 
Thieves stole everything in my house except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.

Website 4 the day:
Make a money shirt:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nv_J5JeIjI

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Doing great things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 12, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Great things are done by a series of small things brought together.
-- Vincent Van Gogh

Website 4 the day:
HTML math symbols:
https://www.univie.ac.at/moe/formeln/index.html

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Mind vs. parachute

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 12, 2016, In : Philosophy 
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
-- Frank Zappa

Website 4 the day:
Online OCR:
http://www.onlineocr.net/

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Wasted life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Life is wasted on the living.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Intelligent flash cards:
http://ankisrs.net/

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Sweet youth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 10, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Youth is counted sweetest by those who are no longer young.
-- John Green

Website 4 the day:
Commonly misspelled words:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

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10% of life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 9, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.
-- Lou Holtz

Website 4 the day:
When to use "i.e.":
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/ie

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So ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 8, 2016, In : Philosophy 
So it goes.
-- Kurt Vonnegut

Website 4 the day:
Free Microsoft eBooks:
https://blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/mssmallbiz/2016/07/10/free-thats-right-im-giving-away-millions-of-free-microsoft-ebooks-again-including-windows-10-office-365-office-2016-power-bi-azure-windows-8-1-office-2013-sharepoint-2016-sha/

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Time is money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 8, 2016, In : Humor 
Time is money. Overtime is more money.

Website 4 the day:
Popular Mechanics DIY tips:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/home/how-to/g88/know-your-stuff-the-110-best-diy-tips-ever/

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What no billionaire will have

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 6, 2016, In : Philosophy 
I have something no billionaire will ever have: enough.
-- Joseph Heller

Website 4 the day:
Easy video subtitles:
http://amara.org/en/

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Lawyers with a briefcase

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 5, 2016, In : Philosophy 
A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.
-- Mario Puzo

Website 4 the day:
Be more productive with the Eisenhower box:
http://jamesclear.com/eisenhower-box

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Eyesight problem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 4, 2016, In : Humor 
There is something wrong with my eyesight. I can't see going to work.
-- Teddy Bergeron

Website 4 the day:
Fairest way to share:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prh72BLNjIk

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Enough virtue

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 4, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Few men have enough virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington

Website 4 the day:
How to speak Ikea:
https://youtu.be/9LEak9ROQYA

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University definition

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 2, 2016, In : Humor 
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
-- John Ciardi

Website 4 the day:
A billion degrees of separation:
www.bbc.com/future/story/20131218-absolute-zero-to-absolute-hot

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Atlanta was a void

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 31, 2016, In : Humor 
In the beginning, Atlanta was a void without form. It still is.
-- Roy Blount, Jr.

Website 4 the day:
Find a companion:
http://petfinder.com

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A non-stop flight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 30, 2016, In : Humor 
I didn't take a non-stop flight on my vacation because I couldn't figure out how to get off the plane.

Website 4 the day:
Avoid airline fees:
http://twocents.lifehacker.com/how-to-get-around-most-airlines-hidden-fees-1782372680

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Change

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 30, 2016, In : Humor 
People change and forget to tell each other.
-- Lillian Hellman

Website 4 the day:
Simple JavaScript charts:
http://gionkunz.github.io/chartist-js/

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A tangled weave

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Oh, what a tangled web we weave
When we think our children are naive.
-- Ogden Nash

Website 4 the day:
What does Google know about you?
https://myactivity.google.com/

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Viagra cost

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2016, In : Humor 
The average cost of one Viagra pill is about $90, given the cost of the drinks and the room.
-- Argus Hamilton

Website 4 the day:
Methods of mathematical proof:
http://jwilson.coe.uga.edu/EMT668/EMAT6680.F99/Challen/proof/proof.html

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Eagles soar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 27, 2016, In : Humor 
The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.
-- John Benfield

Website 4 the day:
Uses for hydrogen peroxide:
http://sevennutrition.com/digital/11-little-known-uses-for-hydrogen-peroxide/

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Everyone an adult

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 26, 2016, In : Philosophy 
I believe that everyone my age is an adult, while I am merely in disguise.
-- Margaret Atwood

Website 4 the day:
Public domain movies:
https://m.youtube.com/user/BestPDMovies

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Fish on a wall

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 25, 2016, In : Philosophy 
You never see a fish on a wall with its mouth shut.
-- Sally Berger

Website 4 the day:
2016's best illusion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWfFco7K9v8

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Future energy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 23, 2016, In : Humor 
Fusion is the energy of the future, and always will be.

Website 4 the day:
Music genres:
http://everynoise.com/engenremap.html

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The greatest thing since ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 22, 2016, In : Humor 
It's the greatest thing since they reinvented unsliced bread.
-- William Keegan

Website 4 the day:
Make a programmable outlet:
http://www.mechtechlab.com/portlet/

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One's principles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 22, 2016, In : Humor 
If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody.
-- Agatha Christie

Website 4 the day:
Make a tiny FM transmitter:
http://makezine.com/projects/make-tiny-fm-transmitter-spying/

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Favorite gym machine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 22, 2016, In : Humor 
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine
.-- Caroline Rhea

Website 4 the day:
First aid and CPR training online:
http://www.firstaidforfree.com

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dddd

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 22, 2016,

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:
Fonts in use:
http://fontsinuse.com/

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God and voting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 21, 2016, In : Humor 
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:
Fonts in use:
http://fontsinuse.com/

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eBay down for hours

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 20, 2016, In : Humor 
eBay was shut down for three hours, which led to a loss of $6 million worth of useless crap.
-- Colin Quinn

Website 4 the day:
Herb-drug interactions:
https://www.standardprocess.com/MediHerb-Document-Library/Catalog-Files/herb-drug-interaction-chart.pdf

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Items you lose

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 19, 2016, In : Humor 
Any item you lose automatically doubles in value.
-- Mignon McLaughlin

Website 4 the day:
HTML cheat sheet:
http://lifehacker.com/get-a-jump-start-on-your-next-web-site-with-this-html-c-1782183641/

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911 calls in NYC

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 18, 2016, In : Humor 
When you call 911 in New York City, the poerator says, "This better be good."
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
E-mail reminders:
https://www.followupthen.com/

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Tomorrow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 18, 2016, In : Humor 
Tomorrow is the busiest day of the week.

Website 4 the day:
1980's TV:
http://my80stv.com/

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Keep an open mind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 16, 2016, In : Humor 
It pays to keep an open mind, but not so open your brains fall out.
-- Carl Sagan

Website 4 the day:
Use of "irony":
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/irony

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The general rule

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 15, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Insects are the general rule and everything else is a special case.
-- Paul Bystrak

Website 4 the day:
How to use "literally":
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally

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See me jogging

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 14, 2016, In : Humor 
If you ever see me jogging, tell the bus driver that my arm is caught in the door.
-- Jeff Shaw

Website 4 the day:
When to use a semicolon :
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon

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Lousy dishes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 13, 2016, In : Humor 
More lousy dishes are presented under the banner of pâté than any other.
-- Kingsley Amis

Website 4 the day:
When to use an apostrophe:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apostrophe

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Sex education in school

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 12, 2016, In : Humor 
Sex education in school may be a good idea, but there should be no homework.
-- Bill Cosby

Website 4 the day:
Where major services are down:
http://downdetector.com/

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Transition in one generation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 12, 2016, In : Philosophy 
In one generation we went from teaching Latin and Greek to remedial English.
-- Joseph Sobran

Website 4 the day:
Lock pick channel:
https://lock-lab.com

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A glass of water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 10, 2016, In : Humor 
After the waiter brought a glass of water, I commented on my rough day and asked for something harder. So he came back with a glass of ice.

Website 4 the day:
All of Key and Peele:
http://www.cc.com/shows/key-and-peele

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The key to happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 9, 2016, In : Humor 
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
Dr. Google will see you now:
http://www.theverge.com/2016/6/20/11978338/google-symptom-search-app-web-md-health-doctor

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Is nothing impossible?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 7, 2016, In : Humor 
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
-- Winnie the Pooh

Website 4 the day:
Capture and edit screen video:
https://screentogif.codeplex.com/

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When you see ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 7, 2016, In : Humor 
What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Simple screen video capture: 
http://blog.bahraniapps.com/gifcam/

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The best husband

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 5, 2016, In : Humor 
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie

Website 4 the day:
Vegetarian starter guide:
http://tryveg.com/assets/pdf/vsg0501.pdf

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Pitter-patter of little feet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 5, 2016, In : Humor 
We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It’s cheaper, and you get more feet.
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
California healthcare compare:
http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/health/california-health-cost-and-quality---consumer-reports/index.htm

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Necking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 4, 2016, In : Humor 
Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
NRA contributions to your representatives:
http://whoismyvoice.com/

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Backwards rabbits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Rabbits walking backwards, all in a row, are a receding hare line.

Website 4 the day:
Klingon Wikipedia:
http://klingon.wikia.com/wiki/ghItlh%27a%27

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What I want for my children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 2, 2016, In : Humor 
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Our changing diet:
http://flowingdata.com/2016/05/17/the-changing-american-diet/

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Not overweight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 1, 2016, In : Humor 
I am not overweight. I'm nine inches too short.
-- Shelley Winters

Website 4 the day:
Veggie cooking cheat sheet:
http://sevennutrition.com/digital/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/veggie-cheat-sheet.jpg

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Dying fake plants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 29, 2016, In : Humor 
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Combining typefaces:
https://typekit.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/combiningtypefaces.pdf

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Become a better person

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 29, 2016, In : Humor 
My girlfriend wants me to become a better person so I can get a better girlfriend.
-- Anthony Jeselnik

Website 4 the day:
Amazon Echo in a browser: /
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/how-to-test-drive-the-amazon-echo-in-a-browser

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Nothing nice to say

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 28, 2016, In : Humor 
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Website 4 the day:
Learn ethical hacking:
http://www.prophethacker.com/2016/05/websites-learn-ethical-hacking-2016.html

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Why we are here

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 26, 2016, In : Humor 
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
-- W. H. Auden

Website 4 the day:
Coding with Chrome:
http://www.omgchrome.com/coding-chrome-google-ide-extension/

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Haunted house elevator

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 26, 2016, In : Humor 
I installed an elevator in my haunted house to lift my spirits.

Website 4 the day:
Snowflake font:
https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/Faux-Snow-BRK

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Golf clubs, etc.

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 24, 2016, In : Humor 
Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
-- Jack Benny

Website 4 the day:
Flower font:
https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/Kalocsai-Flowers

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Irony

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 24, 2016, In : Humor 
Speaking of irony, there's a newspaper in Britain called the Sun.
-- Stewart Francis

Website 4 the day:
Happy font:
http://www.myfonts.com/fonts/fontry-west/jls-smiles/sampler/

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Humans and dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 23, 2016, In : Humor 
Humans have all the qualities of dogs except loyalty.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Sugary font:
http://www.bvfonts.com/fonts/details.php?id=4

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Hate music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 21, 2016, In : Humor 
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Jimmy Durante

Website 4 the day:
Stately font:
https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/stateface

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Measuring success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 20, 2016, In : Humor 
One measure of success is the number of things written about you that aren't trhttps://www.futurelearn.com/ue.
-- Cybill Shepherd

Website 4 the day:
Rosette font:
http://www.fontspace.com/agasilva/rosette110621

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Only one fault

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 20, 2016, In : Humor 
The play had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
-- James Thurber

Website 4 the day:
Splat font:
http://www.fontspace.com/24hourfonts/split-splat-splodge

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Line of rabbits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 20, 2016, In : Humor 
Rabbits walking backwards, all in a row, are a receding hare line.

Website 4 the day:
Free alternative to Microsoft Office:
http://www.freeoffice.com/en/

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Bridge club

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 17, 2016, In : Humor 
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Universe expanding faster than expected:
http://hubblesite.org/newscenter/archive/releases/2016/17/text/

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Only young once

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 17, 2016, In : Humor 
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
-- Germaine Greer

Website 4 the day:
Open IoT platform:
https://thingspeak.com/

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Only exercise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 15, 2016, In : Humor 
The only exercise I have time for is a run in my stockings.
-- Donna Gephart

Website 4 the day:
Burp web security testing tool:
https://portswigger.net/burp/

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Hemorrhoid sufferers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 14, 2016, In : Humor 
Seven out of ten people suffer from hemorrhoids. Do the other three enjoy them?
-- Sal Davino

Website 4 the day:
Beginners guide to web sites:
http://lifehacker.com/5790955/how-to-make-a-web-site-the-complete-guide

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What schools are for

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 14, 2016, In : Philosophy 
What are schools for if not for indoctrination against communism?
-- Richard Nixon

Website 4 the day:
Watching what you are saying:
http://news.mit.edu/2014/algorithm-recovers-speech-from-vibrations-0804

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If you do succeed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 13, 2016, In : Philosophy 
If at first you do succeed, try something harder.
-- Ann Landers

Website 4 the day:
Talk to a stranger:
http://www.omegle.com/

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Kitchen ransacked

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 13, 2016, In : Humor 
The ransacked kitchen was covered with cake, fruit, and custard. The police are a trifle concerned.

Website 4 the day:
Do it yourself AC:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/home/interior-projects/how-to/g2632/diy-air-conditioner/

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One who writes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 11, 2016, In : Humor 

A writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.
-- Thomas Mann

Website 4 the day:
Google streetcam shots:
http://9-eyes.com/

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Lost rifle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 10, 2016, In : Humor 
When I was in the army, I lost my rifle and was charged $85. That's why in the navy the captain goes down in the ship.
-- Dick Gregory

Website 4 the day:
Have you been pwned?
https://haveibeenpwned.com/

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Mankind's measles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 9, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Nationalism is the measles of mankind.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Pranking texts:
http://textastrophe.com/

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Root of most troubles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 8, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Most of our troubles stem from our inability to sit quietly in a room.
-- Blaise Pascal

Website 4 the day:
Past photographs in the present:
http://dearphotograph.com/

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Be haunted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 7, 2016, In : Humor 
You don't have to be a house to be haunted.
-- Emily Dickinson

Website 4 the day:
Audio only website:
https://croaciaaudio.com

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Weed money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 5, 2016, In : Humor 
Put your money in weeds. The price of weeds never goes down.
-- Wanda Sykes

Website 4 the day:
Free online courses:
https://www.futurelearn.com/

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Well dressed vs. scruffy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 4, 2016, In : Humor 
The difference between a well dressed guy on a bicycle and a scruffy guy on a unicycle is a tire.

Website 4 the day:
How old do you look?
http://how-old.net/

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The best policy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
-- Steve Landesberg

Website 4 the day:
Bizarre cold war experiments:
http://allday.com/post/8545-these-are-the-most-bizarre-research-experiments-to-come-out-of-the-cold-war/

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Airplane prank

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Next time you fly, squirt ketchup on each ear and then ask the flight attendant, "Is this supposed to happen?"
-- Brad Stine

Website 4 the day:
Install Chrome extensions into Opera:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/how-to-install-google-chrome-extensions-in-opera-browser/

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Animals and us separated

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 1, 2016, In : Humor 
What separates us from all other animals is that we aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.
-- Jeff Stilson

Website 4 the day:
Vegie burgers:
http://www.onegreenplanet.org/vegan-food/vegetables-you-can-make-burgers-with/

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Television trouble

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 1, 2016, In : Philosophy 
The trouble with television is that it takes your mind off your mind.
-- Robert Orben

Website 4 the day:
Top Google searches, by state:
http://blog.estately.com/2016/05/you-wont-believe-the-questions-each-state-googles-more-than-any-other-state/

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Plastic surgery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 1, 2016, In : Humor 
I was going to have plastic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
How to remove a splinter:
https://www.aad.org/media/news-releases/how-to-remove-a-splinter

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Good listener

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 30, 2016, In : Humor 
A good listener is thinking about something else.
-- Kin Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
Free HTML UI kit:
http://demos.creative-tim.com/material-kit/index.html

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Email complaints

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 30, 2016, In : Humor 
Since my complaint email was full of profanities, it was only logical that I use cursive font.

Website 4 the day:
Death in space:
https://vimeo.com/138802207

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Travel to faraway places

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 27, 2016, In : Humor 
People travel to faraway places to watch in fascination the kind of people they ignore at home.
-- Dagobert Runes

Website 4 the day:
Veracrypt vs Bitlocker:
http://lifehacker.com/windows-encryption-showdown-veracrypt-vs-bitlocker-1777855025

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Health conscious

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 25, 2016, In : Humor 
I'm very health conscious. I'm in terrible shpe, but I'm aware of it.
-- Stevie Ray Fromstein

Website 4 the day:
Resume to Chat-Bot:
http://lifehacker.com/how-i-turned-my-resume-into-a-chat-bot-1775565350

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Sanity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 25, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Sanity is a cozy lie.
-- Susan Sontag

Website 4 the day:
Free artistic drawing tool:
https://krita.org

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Hair loss book

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 24, 2016, In : Humor 
I bought a book on hair loss and the pages kept falling out.
-- Jay London

Website 4 the day:
Stuff in space:
http://stuffin.space/

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All that you want

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 23, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Everything you want is on the other side of fear.
-- Jack Canfield

Website 4 the day:
Recent earthquakes:
http://labs.gmt.io/quake/

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Nightly prayers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 23, 2016, In : Humor 

A nun who said nightly prayers in the shower did so out of habit.

Website 4 the day:
Real-time wind and wave map:
https://www.windyty.com/

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Logo yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 20, 2016,
Design your logo: 
http://freelogodesign.org 

Website 4 the day:
Real-time flight tracking:
https://www.flightradar24.com/

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Useful mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 19, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce

Website 4 the day:
The well hung hammock:
http://theultimatehang.com/hammock-hang-calculator/

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Many failures

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 18, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
-- Thomas Edison

Website 4 the day:
The NAD Fad:
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/guest-blog/beyond-resveratrol-the-anti-aging-nad-fad/

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You have failed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 17, 2016, In : Philosophy 
My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure.
-- Abraham Lincoln -

Website 4 the day:
The science of baking:
http://lifehacker.com/the-science-of-baking-in-one-graphic-1773384162

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Success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 17, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Success is not built on success. Not great success. Great success is built on failure, frustration, even catastrophe.
-- Sumner Redstone

Website 4 the day:
AI virtual assistant for your PC:
https://www.brainasoft.com/braina/

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Everything is hard

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 16, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Everything is hard before it is easy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Website 4 the day:
Java tutorials:
http://www.vogella.com/tutorials/java.html

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Hammer rentals

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 15, 2016, In : Humor 
The price of renting a hammer was by the pound.

Website 4 the day:
What your cat is saying:
http://www.temptationslab.com/

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Restaurant signs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 13, 2016, In : Humor 
In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say SORRY, WE'RE OPEN.
-- Roseanne Barr

Website 4 the day:
Cracking ransomware:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/will-petya-ransomware-crack-bring-back-files/

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Looking at reality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 13, 2016, In : Humor 
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the day:
Wooden gear template generator:
https://woodgears.ca/gear_cutting/template.html

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What a hen is

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 13, 2016, In : Philosophy 
A hen is an egg's way of making another egg.
-- Samuel Butler

Website 4 the day:
Involute spur gear designer:
http://geargenerator.com/

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Face a crisis

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 11, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out.
-- Anton Checkhov

Website 4 the day:
FFT tutorial:
http://www.themobilestudio.net/the-fourier-transform-part-1

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A virus!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 10, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Humanity is a virus in shoes.
-- Bill Hicks

Website 4 the day:
Android programming tutorials:
http://www.vogella.com/tutorials/android.html

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Nobody ever listened

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 9, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Nobody ever listened to reason on an empty stomach.
-- Kin Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
Eclipse IDE tutorials:
http://www.vogella.com/tutorials/eclipseide.html

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Invisible cows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 8, 2016, In : Humor 
The invisible cows were herd but not seen.

Website 4 the day:
Reverse dictionary:
http://www.onelook.com/reverse-dictionary.shtml

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Who we truly are

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 7, 2016, In : Philosophy 
We will act consistently with our view of who we truly are, whether that view is accurate or not.
-- Tony Robbins

Website 4 the day:
Open Library:
https://openlibrary.org/

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No failure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 6, 2016, In : Philosophy 
There is no such thing as failure – there are only results.
-- Tony Robbins

Website 4 the day:
Invisible ink jet printer:
http://lifehacker.com/5788257/invisible-ink-printer-mod

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Do what you’ve always done

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 6, 2016, In : Philosophy 
If you do what you’ve always done, you’ll get what you’ve always gotten.
-- Tony Robbins

Website 4 the day:
Hiding in an audio file:
http://lifehacker.com/5807289/how-to-hide-secret-messages-and-codes-in-audio-files

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Focus energy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 4, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Where focus goes, energy flows.
-- Tony Robbins

Website 4 the day:
Free web developer books:
https://medium.mybridge.co/the-most-useful-free-ebooks-for-web-developers-3854767ee52f#.8ofyc8bfn

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Changes of true value

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 3, 2016, In : Philosophy 
For changes to be of any true value, they've got to be lasting and consistent.
-- Tony Robbins

Website 4 the day:
Web development tutorials:
http://www.vogella.com/tutorials/web.html

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Your past and future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 2, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Your past does not equal your future.
-- Tony Robbins

Website 4 the day:
Patent troll defeating robot:
http://allpriorart.com/about/

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Ban shredded cheese

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 1, 2016, In : Humor 
Ban the sale of shredded cheese and make America grate again.

Website 4 the day:
Ready to use Linux OSs:
http://www.osboxes.org/

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One person to blame

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 30, 2016, In : Humor 
We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Back

Website 4 the day:
Ideacide:
http://99u.com/articles/53751/ideacide-the-perils-of-self-censoring-and-how-you-can-stop-it

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Fear of loneliness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2016, In : Philosophy 
If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right.
-- Jules Renard

Website 4 the day:
Convert PDF to Word, etc.:
http://www.pdfmate.com/pdf-converter-free.html

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Nothing accomplished

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Build a better router:
http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2016/04/the-ars-guide-to-building-a-linux-router-from-scratch/

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Only quotations

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 27, 2016, In : Humor 
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
-- Hesketh Pearson

Website 4 the day:
Make Obama say what you want:
http://talkobamato.me/

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Like driving in fog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 27, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Writing is like driving at night in the fog. You can only see as far ahead as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.
-- E. L. Doctorow

Website 4 the day:
Wrong words made right:
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/words-that-were-invented-because-we-actually-just-got-t-1771890009

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Got to admit

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 25, 2016, In : Philosophy 
You've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Get paid for your streaming video content:
http://www.unreel.me/

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Blindfolded at the shooting range

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 24, 2016, In : Philosophy 
If you wear a blindfold at the shooting range, you won't know what you're missing.

Website 4 the day:
Programming co-pilot (or your pair-programming buddy):
https://kite.com/

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A lot of baseball

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 23, 2016, In : Humor 
I watch a lot of baseball on radio.
-- Gerald Ford

Website 4 the day:
Cats destressed by cardboard boxes:
http://www.techtimes.com/articles/31715/20150210/cats-experience-less-stress-when-they-have-access-to-boxes-says-study.htm

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Strong craving

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 22, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Nothing is as strong in human beings as the craving to believe in something that is obviously wrong.
-- Caryn Leschen

Website 4 the day:
DIY tips:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/home/how-to/g88/know-your-stuff-the-110-best-diy-tips-ever/

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Crime in Germany

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 21, 2016, In : Humor 
There is so little crime in Germany, it that it's against the law.
-- Alex Levin

Website 4 the day:
WIndows XP tweaks:
https://web.archive.org/web/20140122022925/http://www.kellys-korner-xp.com/xp_tweaks.htm

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Retired Jersey

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 20, 2016, In : Humor 
When I left high school, they retired my jersey, but it was for sanitary reasons.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Retirement calculator:
https://retirementplans.vanguard.com/VGApp/pe/pubeducation/calculators/RetirementIncomeCalc.jsf

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Merely a Canadian

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 19, 2016, In : Humor 
A Canadian is merely an unarmed American with good health care.
- John Wing

Website 4 the day:
Shopbot of shopbots:
http://www.megashopbot.com/

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Into the world with nothing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 18, 2016, In : Philosophy 
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
-- Henry Louis Mencken

Website 4 the day:
Free digital illustrator tool:
https://www.gravit.io/

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Defective radio inventory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 17, 2016, In : Humor 
The electronics store had a huge inventory of defective radios that would not play very loud. So they offered a volume discount.

Website 4 the day:
Limit your vocabulary:
http://xkcd.com/simplewriter/

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Truer than true

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 15, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.
-- Dr. Seuss

Website 4 the day:
Open source animation software:
http://www.toonzpremium.com/

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Can't count to ten

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 15, 2016, In : Humor 
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
-- June Henderson

Website 4 the day:
Synthetic life:
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/mar/24/landmark-lab-creates-synthetic-cell-with-minimum-genes-needed-for-life-craig-ventner

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Money doesn't make you happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 14, 2016, In : Humor 
Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Website 4 the day:
Free image editor:
https://www.google.com/nikcollection/

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I am intelligent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 14, 2016, In : Philosophy 
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
-- Socrates

Website 4 the day:
You think you can multi-task?
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2009/07/19/technology/20090719-driving-game.html

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Life's purpose

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 12, 2016, In : Humor 
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
Glue tips:
http://makezine.com/2016/03/25/dont-glue-anything-without-handy-reference-chart/

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Think of the past

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
-- Steven Alexander Wright

Website 4 the day:
People called bad names:
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160325-the-names-that-break-computer-systems

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The cheese diet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 11, 2016, In : Humor 
I'm on the cheese diet because I need to cheddar few pounds

Website 4 the day:
Internet vulnerability tests:
https://www.grc.com/shieldsup

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Like life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 9, 2016, In : Humor 
I like life. It's something to do.
-- Ronnie Shakes

Website 4 the day:
Eat bugs:
http://viewpure.com/GjSIvCTe8Qo

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Dreaming permits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 8, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
-- William Charles Dement

Website 4 the day:
Draw something:
http://weavesilk.com/

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Parents' web weaving

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 6, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
-- Ogden Nash

Website 4 the day:
Secure e-mail:
https://protonmail.com/

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Sometimes you succeed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 6, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
-- Robert Kiyosaki

Website 4 the day:
Mood Gifs:
https://buffer.com/gifs-for-social-media

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Success in life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 5, 2016, In : Philosophy 
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Old food: http://www.businessinsider.com/what-foods-looked-like-before-genetic-modification-2016-1

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Look to the future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 4, 2016, In : Humor 
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Malware museum:
https://archive.org/details/malwaremuseum

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Sickly con artist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 4, 2016, In : Humor 
The sickly con artist was found to be lying on his deathbed.

Website 4 the day:
Weird patent coloring book:
https://archivesaotus.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/patentscoloringbook.pdf

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Coffee causing eye pain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 2, 2016, In : Humor 
If your eyes hurt after drinking coffee, try drinking it without the spoon in the cup.
-- Norm Crosby

Website 4 the day:
Learn music theory:
https://soundfly.com/courses/theory-for-producers-the-black-keys

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Astrological errors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 1, 2016, In : Humor 
The margin of error in astrology is plus or minus 100 percent.
-- Calvin Trillin

Website 4 the day:
Animated Gif from Youtube:
https://gifs.com/

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Satisfaction of being shot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2016, In : Humor 
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
-- F. J. Raymond

Website 4 the day:
Sunrise, sunset:
http://www.suncalc.org/

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Can't plead guilty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 30, 2016, In : Humor 
Your Honor, I can't plead guilty or non guilty because I haven't yet heard the evidence.
-- Jonathan S. Benton

Website 4 the day:
How ETFs work:
http://www.bloomberg.com/features/2016-etf-files/toy/

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Jogger's yearning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 29, 2016, In : Humor 
Inside every jogger is a potato yearning for a couch.
-- Robert Fredericks

Website 4 the day:
VPN comparison chart:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FJTvWT5RHFSYuEoFVpAeQjuQPU4BVzbOigT0xebxTOw/edit#gid=0

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No one complains

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 29, 2016, In : Humor 
Just because no one complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
-- Benny Hill

Website 4 the day:
Early Jazz legends:
https://archive.org/details/davidwnivenjazz

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Elevator phobia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 27, 2016, In : Humor 
Being afraid of elevators, I take steps to avoid them.

Website 4 the day:
Incredible Star Wars fan movie:
http://viewpure.com/Djo_91jN3Pk

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Left Alabama

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 25, 2016, In : Humor 
I was born in Alabama, but I left after one month because I had already done all there was to do.
-- Paula Poundstone

Website 4 the day:
Marble music:
http://viewpure.com/IvUU8joBb1Q

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Men destroyed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 25, 2016, In : Humor 
Fast food has destroyed more men than fast women.
-- Jim Murray

Website 4 the day:
Internet vulnerability tests: https://www.grc.com/shieldsup Old food:
http://www.businessinsider.com/what-foods-looked-like-before-genetic-modification-2016-1

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Talking cats

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 24, 2016, In : Humor 
If cats could talk, they would lie.
-- J. Kopack

Website 4 the day:
Cincinnati's subway that wasn't:
http://wackulus.com/cincinnati-has-a-subway-system-that-was-never-finished-and-left-abandoned/

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Anything for a good body

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 23, 2016, In : Humor 
I'll do anything for a good body except diet and exercise.
-- Steve Martin

Website 4 the day:
Truth or fiction?
https://www.truthorfiction.com

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Catch of the day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 22, 2016, In : Humor 
In some restaurants, the catch of the day is the waiter.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Clothing symbol decoder:
http://www.textileaffairs.com/docs/lguide.pdf

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Full of misery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 21, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering -- and it's all over much too soon.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Make a clock:
http://viewpure.com/B8Y146v8HxE

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King George's thought

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 20, 2016, In : Humor 
King George thought that the American colonists were revolting.

Website 4 the day:
Insults through e-mail:
http://reginald.io/

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Lucky rabbit's foot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 18, 2016, In : Humor 
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you wish, but remember that it didn't work for the rabbit.
-- R. E. Shay

Website 4 the day:
Weather small talk:
http://graphics.wsj.com/weather-small-talk/

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What people want

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 18, 2016, In : Philosophy 
If i had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.
-- Henry Ford

Website 4 the day:
Malware museum:
https://archive.org/details/malwaremuseum

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Fond of pigs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 17, 2016, In : Humor 
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
SED one liners:
http://www.pement.org/sed/sed1line.txt

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Truly a bargain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 16, 2016, In : Humor 
I know this dress was a bargain because I overheard the clerk in the store say that I got it for a ridiculous figure.
-- Minnie Pearl

Website 4 the day:
Free vector icons and fonts:
http://uxrepo.com/

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Soon we all will have

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 15, 2016, In : Humor 
Because of web pages, everyone on earth will soon have fifteen megabytes of fame.
-- M. G. Siriam

Website 4 the day:
Interactive math and science simulations:
https://phet.colorado.edu/

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Man's worst enemy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 14, 2016, In : Humor 
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
-- Frank Sinatra

Website 4 the day:
Redo photos in famous art style:
http://www.deepart.io/

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Restaurant on the moon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 13, 2016, In : Humor 
The restaurant on the moon had great food, but no atmosphere.

Website 4 the day:
Weird patent coloring book:
https://archivesaotus.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/patentscoloringbook.pdf

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Biblical times and today

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 13, 2016, In : Humor 
My people wandered in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times men would not stop to ask for directions.
-- Elayne Boosler

Website 4 the day:
Send telemarketer to a robot:
http://jollyrogertelephone.com/how-to-send-your-telemarketers-to-this-robot/

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The disease of youth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 11, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Youth is a disease that must be borne patiently. Time will cure it.
-- R. H. Benson

Website 4 the day:
Free eBay sniping service:
http://www.gixen.com/index.php

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Becoming nearsighted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 10, 2016, In : Humor 
Since I have become nearsighted, I can't see dust of squalor and conceive of myself as living in splendor.
-- Alice James

Website 4 the day:
Install Linux Mint on your PC:
http://www.zdnet.com/article/how-to-install-linux-mint-on-your-windows-pc/

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The world is turning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 9, 2016, In : Humor 
As long as the world is turning, we're going to be dizzy and make mistakes.
-- Mel Brooks

Website 4 the day:
Society of the Mind course:
http://ocw.mit.edu/6-868JF11

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Men are frauds

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 8, 2016, In : Humor 
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
-- H. L. Mencken

Website 4 the day:
On-demand roadside assitance:
http://urgent.ly/

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Thin person inside

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 8, 2016, In : Humor 
Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.
-- Bob Thaves

Website 4 the day:
Smart phone wallpapers:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Android/comments/41bje7/high_quality_vertical_wallpapers_vol_2_amoled/

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Great power

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 6, 2016, In : Humor 
With great power comes great electricity bills.

Website 4 the day:
Simpsons screen caps:
https://frinkiac.com/

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Priceless politicians

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 4, 2016, In : Humor 
A statesman is a politician whose price is unknown.
-- Robert Brenneman

Website 4 the day:
1960's adult coloring books:
https://newrepublic.com/article/126580/radical-history-1960s-adult-coloring-books

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Disguised opportunities

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 4, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-- Ann Landers

Website 4 the day:
Left on the moon:
http://viewpure.com/2mgqMAa6LNI

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3,000 baseball hits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 4, 2016, In : Humor 
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf.
-- Hank Aaron

Website 4 the day:
House painting help:
http://www.housepaintingguide.org/

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A city boy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 2, 2016, In : Humor 
I'm a city boy. When I hunt, it's for a parking place, when I fish, it's for compliments.
-- Jon Carroll

Website 4 the day:
Health answers:
http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/

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What is a horse?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 2, 2016, In : Humor 
A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.
-- Ian Fleming

Website 4 the day:
How to land a plane:
http://viewpure.com/7a2n97rm0Gs

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Publicity poison

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Publicity is like poison. It only hurts you if you swallow it.
-- Sam Rutigliano

Website 4 the day:
Simple scratchpad:
https://fromscratch.rocks/

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Cursing calendars

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 29, 2016, In : Humor 
After Tuesday, all calendars go W T F.

Website 4 the day:
NASA's travel posters:
http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/visions-of-the-future/

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Planting what?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 27, 2016, In : Humor 
What are they planting to grow seedless watermelons?
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
Real-time astronomy:
http://www.rtgui.com/

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A priest went to Lourdes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 26, 2016, In : Humor 
Consider the case of Father La Tour, a priest who went to Lourdes for his asthma and died of a heart attack.
-- Charles Bragg

Website 4 the day:
Animated knot tying guide:
http://www.animatedknots.com/knotlist.php

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You're old when

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 25, 2016, In : Humor 
You know you're old when somebody compliments you on your alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Frequency and volume of familiar sounds:
http://www.archildrens.org/documents/services/audiology/familiarsoundsaudiogram.pdf

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A tennis ball

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 24, 2016, In : Humor 
A tennis ball is worse than a tennis elbow.
-- John Burkhart

Website 4 the day:
Size up your business:
https://www.sizeup.com/

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Smokers laid end-to-end

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 22, 2016, In : Humor 
If you laid all the smokers end to end around the world, 67 percent of them would drown.
-- Steve Altman

Website 4 the day:
Small business tools:
https://www.sba.gov/tools/

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What's bad for you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 22, 2016,
Red meat is not bad for you. What's bad for you is blue-green meat.
-- Tommy Smothers

Website 4 the day:
Buy a business:
http://bizquest.com/

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A dedicated life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 21, 2016, In : Humor 
The biologist dedicated her life to studying sponges because she found them so absorbing.

Website 4 the day:
Top 10 lists:Top 10 lists:
http://www.toptenz.net/

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Buried in Chicago

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 20, 2016, In : Humor 
I want to be buried in Chicago so I can stay active in politics.
-- Mark Russell

Website 4 the day:
Cruise the web of yesteryear:
http://oldweb.today/

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Most important tool

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 19, 2016, In : Philosophy 
The most important scientific tool is the eraser.
-- Luna B. Leopold

Website 4 the day:
Express your feelings:
http://lifehacker.com/find-the-perfect-word-for-your-feelings-with-this-vocab-1653013241

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Economic forecasters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 18, 2016, In : Humor 
Economic forecasters exist to make astrologers look good.
-- Robert B. Reich

Website 4 the day:
Amazingly real drawings:
http://viewpure.com/ohaMAB7AlTY

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Solving problems

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 17, 2016, In : Humor 
Engineers like to solve problems. If there aren't any, they will create some.
-- Scott Adams

Website 4 the day:
Netflix category searches:
http://netflixcodes.me/

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Why I quit coaching

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 17, 2016, In : Humor 
I quit coaching because of illness and fatigue. The fans were sick and tired of me.
-- John Ralston

Website 4 the day:
Shakespeare original and modern English:
http://nfs.sparknotes.com/

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Fishing is boring until

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 15, 2016, In : Humor 
Fishing is boring until you catch a fish, when it becomes disgusting.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Find available names:
https://namechk.com/

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Printer music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 14, 2016, In : Humor 
I heard music coming from my printer and knew that the paper was jamming.

Website 4 the day:
Shrink what bothers you and relax:
http://www.pixelthoughts.co/

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The city that never sleeps

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 13, 2016, In : Humor 
New York is the city that never sleeps, which is why it looks like hell in the morning.
-- Bill Maher

Website 4 the day:
Check files for malware:
https://www.virustotal.com/

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Interesting travel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2016, In : Humor 
The only aspect of travels that is interesting to others is disaster. 
-- Martha Gellman 

Website 4 the day:
Create a resume: 
http://ineedaresu.me/#/

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Playing first chair

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 11, 2016, In : Humor 
I played first chair in the high school band until they gave me an instrument.
-- George R. Hext

Website 4 the day:
Android on any PC:
http://www.jide.com/en/remixos-for-pc

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A high price

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 10, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
-- Tom Stoppard

Website 4 the day:
WWII psychological warfare:
http://wackulus.com/psychological_warfare_wwii/

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Ask a woman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 9, 2016, In : Humor 
Only a doctor can ask a woman to undress and then send a bill to her husband.
-- Jackie Mason

Website 4 the day:
Intro to CS with Java:
http://chortle.ccsu.edu/java5/

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Cooking with wine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 8, 2016, In : Humor 
I cook with wine. Sometimes I add it to the food.
-- Robert Morley

Website 4 the day:
Words named after people:
http://viewpure.com/0FChlYp5MDo

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Lawyer thrown from saloon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 7, 2016, In : Humor 
Did you hear about the lawyer who was thrown out of a saloon? He was disbarred.

Website 4 the day:
Google Maps view of the largest model railroad:
http://www.google.com/maps/about/behind-the-scenes/streetview/treks/miniatur-wunderland/

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The cow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 6, 2016, In : Humor 
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk.
-- Obden Nash

Website 4 the day:
Social intro cards:
http://gizmodo.com/young-people-used-these-absurd-little-cards-to-get-laid-1751387386

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Painting to save

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 6, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Which painting would I save if there was a fire at the National Gallery? The one nearest the door.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Inventors killed by their inventions:
http://viewpure.com/LpbEFuxGrh4

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Ear doctor's solution

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 4, 2016, In : Humor 
A friend of mine went to a doctor for a ringing in his ear. The doctor gave him an unlisted ear.
-- Charlie Callas

Website 4 the day:
Free Yoga videos:
https://www.doyogawithme.com/

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Giving food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Food gives meaning to dining-room furniture.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
VR glasses make cancers glow:
http://viewpure.com/2UVxqMMgv1w

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Mealtime choice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 3, 2016, In : Humor 
At mealtime, my mother gave the family a choice: take it or leave it.
-- Robert Orben

Website 4 the day:
NASA's plan for Mars:
http://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/atoms/files/journey-to-mars-next-steps-20151008_508.pdf

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Sleeping good people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2016, In : Humor 
Good people sleep better than bad people, but bad people enjoy being awake more.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
NYC's public domain collection:
http://www.nypl.org/research/collections/digital-collections/public-domain

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A big man crying

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 1, 2016, In : Humor 
It takes a big man to cry, and an even bigger one to laugh at him.
-- Jack Handey

Website 4 the day:
Video editor:
https://www.youtube.com/editor

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Very cold

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 31, 2016, In : Humor 
I was cold, so I stood in the corner because it was about 90 degrees.

Website 4 the day:
540,000 free images:
https://pixabay.com/

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Old books just out

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 30, 2016, In : Philosophy 
The oldest books are just out to those who haven't read them.
-- Samuel Butler

Website 4 the day:
Electronic music:
http://www.di.fm/

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Do to a politician

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2016, In : Philosophy 
The worst thing you can do to politicians is quote them verbatim.
-- Andy Logan

Website 4 the day:
Simple magnet car:
http://www.kjmagnetics.com/blog.asp?p=AA-motor

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Meet a writer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 28, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Wanting to meet a writer because you like his work is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pâté.
-- Margaret Atwood

Website 4 the day:
You can draw:
http://viewpure.com/7TXEZ4tP06c

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2 competing theories

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 27, 2016, In : Philosophy 
When choosing between two competing theories, pick the one that doesn't involve a magic spell.
-- Emo Philips

Website 4 the day:
Database manager:
http://adminer.org

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In their pockets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 26, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Those who have money have in their pockets those who have none.
-- Leo Tolstoy

Website 4 the day:
Computer tutorials:
http://thinktutorial.com/

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Reject, ignore, fear, and avoid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 25, 2016, In : Philosophy 
If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion, and avoid the people, you might as well stay home.
-- James Michener

Website 4 the day:
Word cloud generator:
http://www.tagxedo.com/

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Fired my masseuse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 24, 2016, In : Humor 
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way

Website 4 the day:
Are the ruthless more successful?
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160103-do-ruthless-people-really-get-ahead

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Hard argument

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 23, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
-- Josh Billings

Website 4 the day:
Don't look dumb:
http://www.businessinsider.com/common-behaviors-that-make-you-look-dumb-2015-12

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Fiction is life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 22, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.
-- Clive James

Website 4 the day:
Poster generator:
http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/

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Commitment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 21, 2016, In : Humor 
Marriage requires commitment. So does insanity.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Quote to image:
https://behappy.me/generator

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Key to happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 20, 2016, In : Humor 
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
Spell/Style/Grammer Checker: 
http://afterthedeadline.com

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A dream man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 19, 2016, In : Humor 
The man who waits for the woman to make the first move is the man of his dreams.
-- Leo Roberts

Website 4 the day:
Compare web fonts:
https://www.typetester.org/

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IQ boasting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 18, 2016, In : Philosophy 
People who boast about their IQ are losers.
-- Stephen Hawking

Website 4 the day:
Encrypted mail on Chrome:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/search/mailevelope

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Leopard's spots

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 18, 2016, In : Humor 
How can a leopard change his spots? By moving.

Website 4 the day:
Screen recorder:
http://www.maartenbaert.be/simplescreenrecorder/

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The inhumanity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 16, 2016, In : Philosophy 
The inhumanity of the computer is that it is completely honest.
-- Isaac Asimov

Website 4 the day:
1+2+3+4+5+.. =- 1/12:
http://viewpure.com/w-I6XTVZXww

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Ability of success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 15, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Success is the ability to rise above principle.
-- Gerald Barzan

Website 4 the day:
Free music archive:
http://freemusicarchive.org/

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Lipstick importance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 13, 2016, In : Humor 
The important thing about lipstick is to accept God's word on where your lips end.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
Curiosity makes you smarter:
https://curiosity.com/

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Time to have a heart attack

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 13, 2016, In : Humor 
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Mindfulness exercises:
http://lifehacker.com/7-cups-puts-trained-listeners-and-mindfulness-exercises-1748789071

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Stop trying to be happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 12, 2016, In : Philosophy 
If only we'd stop trying to be happy, we could have a pretty good time.
-- Edith Wharton

Website 4 the day:
Create HTML image maps:
https://www.image-maps.com/

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IQ boasting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 11, 2016, In : Philosophy 
People who boast about their IQ are losers.
-- Stephen Haw

Website 4 the day:
Encrypted mail on Chrome:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/search/mailevelope

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Leopard changing spots

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 11, 2016, In : Humor 
How can a leopard change his spots? By moving.

Website 4 the day:
Screen recorder:
http://www.maartenbaert.be/simplescreenrecorder/

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Willingly pay the price

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Guilt is the price we willingly pay for doing what we are going to do anyway.
-- Isabelle Holland

Website 4 the day:
Dynamic mathematics:
http://www.geogebra.org/cms/

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Psychic wanted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 8, 2016, In : Humor 
Advertisement: "Psychic Wanted -- qualified person will know where to apply"
-- Jay Trachman

Website 4 the day:
Buy/sell gift cards:
http://www.giftcardgranny.com/


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If God wanted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 7, 2016, In : Humor 
If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us tickets.
-- Mel Brooks

Website 4 the day:
Gain control of your home:
http://www.flylady.net/

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Acting is hell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 6, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Acting is hell. You spend all your time trying to do what they put people in asylums for.
-- Jane Fonda

Website 4 the day:
Fast pickles:
http://www.cooksillustrated.com/guides/holiday-2015/diy-gifts/160-how-to-make-quick-homemade-pickles

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Don't like coffee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 4, 2016, In : Humor 
I don't like coffee, but neither do I like it when I fall asleep and my head hits the desk.
-- Brian Andreas

Website 4 the day:
Send any video to Chromecast or Apple TV from your Windows or Mac computer:
http://airflowapp.com/

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Where the sun went

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 3, 2016, In : Humor 
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. 

Website 4 the day:
Build your own Chicago: 
http://www.buildyourownchicago.com/free.html

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Times of joy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 3, 2016, In : Humor 
In times of joy, we all wish we had a tail we could wag.
-- W. H. Auden

Website 4 the day:
Rhythm method:
http://html909.com/

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Nauseous babies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt.
-- Jeff Foxworthy

Website 4 the day:
New York Tenement life in the late 1800;s:
https://archive.org/details/howotherhalfliv00riisgoog

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Life without technology

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 1, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Even if smog were a threat to human life, we must remember that life in nature, without technology, is wholesale death.
-- Ayn Rand

Website 4 the day:
Are you being tracked?
https://panopticlick.eff.org/

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Happy marriage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 31, 2015, In : Humor 
I had five years of happy marriage, which is not bad out of fifteen.
-- Bob Thomas

Website 4 the day:
How memorable is your image?
http://memorability.csail.mit.edu/demo.html

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Don’t build your dream

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 30, 2015, In : Philosophy 
If you don’t build your dream, someone will hire you to help build theirs.
-- Tony Gaskin

Website 4 the day:
Vectorize raster images:
http://www.autotracer.org/

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No metaphorical shortage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 29, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Dudeists of the world unite:
http://dudeism.com/

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Nature abhors a vacuum

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 27, 2015, In : Humor 
Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does.
-- Nelson A. Crawford

Website 4 the day:
Pocket privacy:
https://whispersystems.org/

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Eating clocks and watches

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 27, 2015, In : Humor 
I had to stop eating clocks and watches. It was too time consuming.

Website 4 the day:
Math Swiss Army knife:
https://www-fourier.ujf-grenoble.fr/~parisse/giac.html

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Camping and nature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 26, 2015, In : Humor 
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Youtube trending videos:
https://www.youtube.com/feed/trending

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Hold a cat by the tail

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 26, 2015, In : Humor 
If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Today I Found Out:
https://www.youtube.com/user/TodayIFoundOut/featured

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Looking for knowledge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 24, 2015, In : Humor 
Wikipedia is the first place I go when I’m looking for knowledge. . . or when I want to create some.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Watch YouTube videos faster:
http://viewpure.com/0xe4D_T_WN0

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The first place

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 24, 2015, In : Humor 
Wikipedia is the first place I go when I’m looking for knowledge. . . or when I want to create some.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Watch YouTube videos faster:
http://viewpure.com/0xe4D_T_WN0

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On a diet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 23, 2015, In : Humor 
I was on a diet for fourteen days. I lost exactly two weeks.
-- Sam Levenson

Website 4 the day:
Home repair costs:
http://www.homeadvisor.com/cost/report/

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Get your message across

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 22, 2015, In : Philosophy 
If you want to get your message across, shut up.
-- Dr. Mardy Grothe

Website 4 the day:
Basic HTML/CSS:
http://www.dontfeartheinternet.com/

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250 million years ago

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 22, 2015, In : Humor 
The Himalayan sea salt we just got says it was created 250 million years ago. Label says the expiration date is 2016. Guess they dug it up just in time!
-- Jeff Dunham

Website 4 the day:
Chromebook on your old laptop:Chromebook on your old laptop:
http://www.neverware.com/free#freeintro

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My doctor's waiting room

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 20, 2015, In : Humor 
After hours in my doctor's waiting room, I realized why we are called patients.

Website 4 the day:
Find cheaper airfares:
https://tripdelta.com/en

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Husbands not shot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 19, 2015, In : Humor 
Police records show that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
-- Earl Wilson

Website 4 the day:
Manipulate people:
http://www.businessinsider.com/psychological-tricks-to-influence-people-2015-11

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Tarot poker

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 18, 2015, In : Humor 
Last night I played poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Bull generator:
http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

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Half fares

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 17, 2015, In : Humor 
When are the airlines going to offer half fares to Pago, Bora, Baden, and Walla?
-- Bob Holmes

Website 4 the day:
Old time radio shows:
http://www.oldradioworld.com/

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Die horribly on television

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 16, 2015, In : Philosophy 
If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
-- Kurt Vonnegut

Website 4 the day:
Organize free online courses:
https://www.coursebuffet.com/

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The living are dead

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 15, 2015, In : Philosophy 
The living are the dead on vacation.
-- Maurice de Maeterlinck

Website 4 the day:
No login video chats:
https://appear.in/

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Care about the rest of the world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 13, 2015, In : Humor 
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Chopra wisdom?
http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/

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Beavers' money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 12, 2015, In : Humor 
Where do beavers keep their money? In a riverbank.

Website 4 the day:
Spurious correlations:
http://tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

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68 % water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 12, 2015, In : Humor 
We are 68 percent water. Tha's how close to drowning we are.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Museum of modern betas: 
http://momb.socio-kybernetics.net/

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Halls of justice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 11, 2015, In : Philosophy 
In halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce

Website 4 the day:
Founders' careers:
https://fleximize.com/careers-of-the-founders/

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Don't care what's on TV

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 10, 2015, In : Humor 
Men don't care what's on television. They only care about what else is on television.
-- Jerry Seinfield

Website 4 the day:
Think visually:
http://wisemapping.com/

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Reincarnation anxiety

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2015, In : Humor 
I suffer from reincarnation anxiety. I'm afraid I'll come back as myself.
-- Richard Lewis

Website 4 the day:
Interactive timelines:
http://histography.io/

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1812 winner

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 8, 2015, In : Philosophy 
The only winner in the war of 1812 was Tchaiskovsky.
-- Solomom on Short

Website 4 the day:
Be a Google Guide:
http://google-latlong.blogspot.co.uk/2015/11/get-your-favorite-places-on-map-with_13.html

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Advantage of inaccuracy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 6, 2015, In : Humor 
A lack of accuracy can be an advantage if you're hurling yourself on your sword.
-- Chet Hurley

Website 4 the day:
Collaborate:
https://sketchboard.io/

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Don't feed the animals

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 6, 2015, In : Humor 
Toy store sign: "Don't feed the animals. They are already stuffed."

Website 4 the day:
Paramount movies on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzMVH2jEyEwXPBvyht8xQNw/playlists

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Never a mistake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 4, 2015, In : Philosophy 
The man who never makes a mistake gets tired of doing nothing.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Sublime text editor:
http://www.sublimetext.com/3

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An interesting life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 4, 2015, In : Philosophy 
All you have to do to have an interesting life to to be a damned fool.
-- Sau Bellow

Website 4 the day:
Free professional ringtones:
http://theinteractivist.com/free-ringtones-iringpro/

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Above-ground dead

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 3, 2015, In : Humor 
In my home state of Louisiana, we bury the dead above-ground so that we can get them to the polls quicker.
-- Lesley Stahl

Website 4 the day:
NASA ringtones:
http://www.nasa.gov/connect/sounds/index.html

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One-handed economist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 3, 2015, In : Humor 
Give me a one-handed economist. All of my economists say, "On the other hand ..."
-- Harry S. Truman

Website 4 the day:
Fast start Windows 10:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/improve-windows-10-startup-time/

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My family tree

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 1, 2015, In : Humor 
I examined my family tree and discovered that I was the sap.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Screenwriter assist:
https://storywriter.amazon.com/

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Intelligent life exists

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 30, 2015, In : Humor 
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
-- Bill Waterson

Website 4 the day:
Are you missing any money?
http://naupa.org/

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Communism dropout

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 30, 2015, In : Humor 
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

Website 4 the day:
Collect image feedback:
http://www.useapollo.com/

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Simply monologues

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 28, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness.
-- Oscar Levant

Website 4 the day:
750 words a day:
http://750words.com/

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God commanded Abraham

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 27, 2015, In : Humor 
When God commanded Abraham to circumcise himself, Abraham said, "Why not? It's no skin off my nose."
-- Red Buttons

Website 4 the day:
Real-time location sharing:
http://www.glympse.com/

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Careful influencing a child

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 26, 2015, In : Humor 
In order to influence a child, be careful not to be that child's parent.
-- Don Marquis

Website 4 the day:
Emotion recognition by Microsoft:
https://www.projectoxford.ai/demo/Emotion#detection

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Your theory is crazy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 25, 2015, In : Philosophy 
We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct.
-- Niels Bohr

Website 4 the day:
Free mobile faxing:
http://www.faxburner.com/

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Peekaboo blouse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 24, 2015, In : Humor 
I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek, then they'd boo.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Light-weight browser:
http://midori-browser.org/download/

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Wedding disparity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 22, 2015, In : Humor 
At weddings, one family is always better than the other.
-- Jeff Foxworthy

Website 4 the day:
Help cure cancer:
http://www.vodafone.com.au/aboutvodafone/vodafoneaustraliafoundation/dreamlab

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Man v. dog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 22, 2015, In : Humor 
What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog? The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.

Website 4 the day:
Download accelerator:
http://www.eagleget.com/

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What doesn't go away

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 20, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Reality is what doesn't go away when you stop believing in it.
-- Philip K. Dick

Website 4 the day:
Free decision lists/polls:
http://www.upvoter.co/

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Good at tennis

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 20, 2015, In : Humor 
No mater how good you get at tennis, you'll never be as good as a wall.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Century old Antarctic negatives found:
http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/28/world/antarctic-historic-photos/

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Change direction soon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 19, 2015, In : Humor 
If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.
-- Professor Irwin Corey

Website 4 the day:
Learn a language in 3 months:
http://www.fluentin3months.com/start-here/

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I fish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 18, 2015, In : Humor 
I fish, therefore I lie.
-- Tom Clark

Website 4 the day:
Work from home excuses:
http://wfh.ninja/

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Father hated radio

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 17, 2015, In : Humor 
My father hated radio and couldn't wait for television to be invented so he could hate that, too.
-- Peter De Vries

Website 4 the day:
OS updates prank:
http://fakeupdate.net/

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Listen to my body

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 16, 2015, In : Humor 
I was told to listen to my body when jogging. My body said, "What are you doing? Are you crazy? Sit down!"
-- Chet Hurley

Website 4 the day:
Hotel (un)safes:
http://viewpure.com/sg-Ib5Echns

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Blew up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 14, 2015, In : Humor 
My chemistry set blew up, I guess oxidants happen.

Website 4 the day:
World history since 3000 BC:
http://geacron.com/home-en/

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Best-kept medical secrets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 14, 2015, In : Humor 
One of the best-kept medical secrets is that everything gives mice cancer.
-- Marving Kitman

Website 4 the day:
Hoover Dam in photos: Online PDF tools: http://smallpdf.com/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/07/hoover-dam-photos_n_7745916.html

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Most productive days

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 13, 2015, In : Philosophy 
One of my most productive days was throwing away 1000 lines of code.
-- Ken Thompson

Website 4 the day:
Earth's biggest turning points:
http://www.bbc.com/earth/bespoke/story/20150123-earths-25-biggest-turning-points/index.html

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Sit and wait for inspiration

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 12, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work.
-- Stephen King

Website 4 the day:
Uses for baking soda:
http://viewpure.com/D0zn0Hsfnpo

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Greatest labor-saving invention

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 11, 2015, In : Philosophy 
One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow.
-- Vincent T. Foss

Website 4 the day:
Colors and mood:
http://www.scienceofpeople.com/2013/01/10-ways-color-affects-your-mood/

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Any fool and computers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 10, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
-- Martin Fowler

Website 4 the day:
Lunar maps:
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/moon-maps-let-you-explore-the-moon-like-never-before/

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One of these days

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 10, 2015, In : Philosophy 
One of these days is none of these days.
-- H.G. Bohn

Website 4 the day:
Grammar Monster:
http://www.grammar-monster.com/index.html

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Two guys in a boat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 9, 2015, In : Humor 
Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.

Website 4 the day:
Weird stuff on Amazon:
http://weird.am/

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Any amount of work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 7, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.
-- Robert Benchley

Website 4 the day:
Algebra calculator:
http://www.mathpapa.com/algebra-calculator.html

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You may delay

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 6, 2015, In : Philosophy 
You may delay but time will not.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Free online language learning:
http://livemocha.com/

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Opportunity’s assassin

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 5, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Procrastination is opportunity’s assassin.
-- Victor Kiam

Website 4 the day:
File organizer:
http://www.tagspaces.org/

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It is called life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 5, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Life, as it is called, is for most of us one long postponement.
-- Henry Miller

Website 4 the day:
Write better with free e-books:
http://www.lousywriter.com/free-ebooks.php

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Want a hard job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 3, 2015, In : Philosophy 
If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.
-- Olin Miller

Website 4 the day:
What the CIA knew about Kennedy's assassination:
http://nsarchive.gwu.edu/NSAEBB/NSAEBB493/docs/intell_ebb_026.PDF

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Don't wait.

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 2, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
-- Napoleon Hill

Website 4 the day:
Other uses for your microwave:
http://viewpure.com/SWdVeP-2-wk

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Avoid people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 1, 2015, In : Humor 
Avoid people with graph paper. They may be plotting something.

Website 4 the day:
Graphing calculator:
https://www.desmos.com/calculator

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Never put off

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 31, 2015, In : Humor 
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done the day after tomorrow just as well.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Politeness checker:
https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness

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Procrastinate now

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2015, In : Humor 
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Speak like a Peanuts adult:
http://www.wahwahmachine.com/

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The art of procrastination

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 29, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
-- Don Marquis

Website 4 the day:
Sell it easy:
http://www.selliteasy.co/

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Fictional spreadsheets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 28, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Spreadsheets are fiction. Believing in what you're doing and what you're building is what's important.
-- Vinod Khosla

Website 4 the day:
Notepad calculator:
http://notepadcalculator.com/

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Where luck is

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 27, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Luck is where opportunity meets preparation.
-- Seneca

Website 4 the day:
Efficient browser:
http://www.qupzilla.com/

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Stop advertising

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 27, 2015, In : Philosophy 
A man who stops advertising to save money is like a man who stops a clock to save time!
-- Henry Ford

Website 4 the day:
GE Podcast Theater:
http://themessagepodcast.com/

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A car's behind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 27, 2015, In : Humor 
Never run behind a car, you'll get exhausted.

Website 4 the day:
Spaghetti harvest:
http://viewpure.com/tVo_wkxH9dU

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The smell of success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 27, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Success is a great deodorant.
-- Elizabeth Taylor

Website 4 the day:
Getting out of duct tape handcuffs:
http://viewpure.com/tqrKg3CeapE

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Who desires

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 23, 2015, In : Philosophy 
He who desires is always poor.
-- Claudianus

Website 4 the day:
Online language teachers:
http://www.italki.com/

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Of two evils

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 22, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Of two evils choose neither.
-- Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Website 4 the day:
Backup for paranoids:
http://www.tarsnap.com/

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My own church

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 21, 2015, In : Philosophy 
My own mind is my own church.
-- Carl Lotus Becker

Website 4 the day:
Placebo efficacy rising:
http://www.nature.com/news/strong-placebo-response-thwarts-painkiller-trials-1.18511

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Residue of luck

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 20, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Luck is the residue of design.
-- Branch Rickey

Website 4 the day:
170,000 Depression photos:
http://photogrammar.yale.edu/

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What great artists don't have

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 19, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Great artists have no country.
-- Alfred du Masset

Website 4 the day:
Supported Truecrypt replacement:
https://veracrypt.codeplex.com/

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Brain transplant

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 17, 2015, In : Humor 
The patient originally decided against brain transplant. But, he changed his mind.

Website 4 the day:
Windows 1.01 in a browser window:
http://www.pcjs.org/devices/pc/machine/5160/cga/256kb/win101/

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Only money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 17, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Waste your money and you’re only out of money, but waste your time and you’ve lost a part of your life.
-- Michael Leboeuf

Website 4 the day:
Combat elder financial abuse:
https://www.eversafe.com/how-it-works.html

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Too short

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 16, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Life is too short for long-term grudges.
-- Elon Musk

Website 4 the day:
Moon mission photos:
http://boingboing.net/2015/10/02/nasa-just-released-8400-apoll.html

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Childhood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Childhood is a short season.
-- Helen Hayes

Website 4 the day:
Windows 10 development for beginners:
https://channel9.msdn.com/Series/Windows-10-development-for-absolute-beginners

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Improve == change

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2015, In : Philosophy 
To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
C# programming for beginners:
https://www.microsoftvirtualacademy.com/en-US/training-courses/c-fundamentals-for-absolute-beginners-8295?l=bifAqFYy_204984382

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Love anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 13, 2015, In : Philosophy 
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- Gilbert Keith Chesterton

Website 4 the day:
Vegetable garden tips: 
http://www.getitfree.us/blog/article/Videos-gardening-hacks-10-simple-tips-for-a-successful-vegetable-garden

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Life, backwards and forwards

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 12, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward.
-- Soren Kierkegaard

Website 4 the day:
Secure backup:
https://syncthing.net/

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Major earthquake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 10, 2015, In : Humor 
During the next major earthquake, California may go into default.

Website 4 the day:
Speak foreign language with a foreigner:
http://en-us.wespeke.com/index.html

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Waiting for people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 10, 2015, In : Humor 
I’m just waiting for people to start asking me to make the rain disappear.
-- David Copperfield

Website 4 the day:
Free and crap-free software:
http://www.fosshub.com/

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Like toilet paper

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 9, 2015, In : Humor 
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.
-- Andy Rooney

Website 4 the day:
Find and install free software:
https://npackd.appspot.com/

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In the rain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2015, In : Philosophy 
I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.
-- Charles Chaplin

Website 4 the day:
String theory:
http://www.superstringtheory.com/

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Angry with rain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Do not be angry with the rain; it simply does not know how to fall upwards.
-- Vladimir Nabokov

Website 4 the day:
Surgeon ratings:
http://www.checkbook.org/surgeonratings/

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Feel the rain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Some people feel the rain — others just get wet.
-- Roger Miller

Website 4 the day:
Audio compression:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/how-audio-compression-works-and-can-you-really-tell-the-difference/

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When it’s raining

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 5, 2015, In : Philosophy 
The best thing one can do when it’s raining is to let it rain.
-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Website 4 the day:
Amazon warehouse deals:
http://theforklift.net/

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Stealing a brooch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 4, 2015, In : Humor 
She was suspected of stealing a brooch but they couldn't pin it on her.

Website 4 the day:
Old New York:
https://www.oldnyc.org/

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Don't work out

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 3, 2015, In : Humor 
I don't work out. My philosophy is "No pain, no pain."
-- Carol Leifer

Website 4 the day:
Controlling Windows 10:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/control-windows-10-settings-guide/

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World can't end today

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 2, 2015, In : Humor 
The world can't end today because it's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schulz

Website 4 the day:
Tree of life:
http://opentreeoflife.org/

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Born beautiful

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 1, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Being born beautiful is like being born rich and getting steadily poorer.
-- Joan Collins

Website 4 the day:
Geography of poverty:
http://msnbc.com/geographyofpoverty

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Millions are wrong

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 30, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Fame means that millions of people have the wrong idea of who you are.
-- Erica Jong

Website 4 the day:
Anti-virus testing:
https://www.av-test.org/en/

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Every society honors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers.
-- Mignon McLaughlin

Website 4 the day:
The solar system, in scale:
https://vimeo.com/139407849

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Every cat owner knows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 28, 2015, In : Humor 
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
-- Ellen Perry Berkeley

Website 4 the day:
Exxon and climate change:
http://insideclimatenews.org/news/15092015/Exxons-own-research-confirmed-fossil-fuels-role-in-global-warming

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Don't have the faintest

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 27, 2015, In : Humor 
I don't have the faintest idea why I passed out.

Website 4 the day:
Basic music theory:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLc4B83q8Dd4UiXa1ADDbwcOvIhIc1EWyN

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All marriages

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 25, 2015, In : Humor 
All marriages are mixed marriages.
-- Chantal Saperstein

Website 4 the day:
Music theory classes:
https://www.udemy.com/music-theory-classes/

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March is God's way

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 24, 2015, In : Humor 
The month of March is God's way of showing nondrinkers what a hangover is like.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the day:
Fundamentals of music theory:
https://www.coursera.org/course/musictheory

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Forgot to say something

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 24, 2015, In : Humor 
I forgot to say something during yesterday's game and it bears repeating.
-- Ron Fairly

Website 4 the day:
The amazing Zipf Mystery:
http://viewpure.com/fCn8zs912OE

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All laws abolished

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 23, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Wise people, though all laws were abolished, would lead the same life.
-- Aristophanes

Website 4 the day:
Music theory:
http://www.musictheory.net/lessons

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Lives without folly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 22, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Who lives without folly is not so wise as he thinks.
-- Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Website 4 the day:
Music fundamentals 101:
https://www.youtube.com/user/pebberbrown/search?query=music+fundamentals

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Action without study

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 21, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Action without study is fatal. Study without action is futile.
-- Mary Beard

Website 4 the day:
Yale music theory course:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9LXrs9vCXK56qtyK4qcqwHrbf0em_81r

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A fact about tall people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 20, 2015, In : Humor 
It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed.

Website 4 the day:
This is sand:
http://thisissand.com/

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Into a trophy shop

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 18, 2015, In : Humor 
The first time I walked into a trophy shop, I looked around and thought to myself, "This guy is good!"
-- Fred Wolf

Website 4 the day:
Make a collage:
http://www.shapecollage.com/

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Idealism is fine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 18, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the cost becomes prohibitive.
-- William F. Buckley, Jr.

Website 4 the day:
Engrish:
http://www.engrish.com/

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Childhood disease

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 17, 2015, In : Humor 
Childhood is a disease you grow out of.
-- William Golding

Website 4 the day:
Earthquakes around the world:
http://ds.iris.edu/seismon/

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Temperature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 16, 2015, In : Humor 
Whatever temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Find writing errors:
http://www.afterthedeadline.com/

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The whole economic crap

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 15, 2015, In : Philosophy 
I could be through with the whole economic crap in five weeks ... this is beginning to bore me.
-- Karl Marx

Website 4 the day:
John Pugh's murals:
http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/incredibe-3d-murals-by-john-pugh.html

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Miss my ex-husband

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 13, 2015, In : Humor 
I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving.
-- Roseanne Barr

Website 4 the day:
Mechanical movements:
http://507movements.com/

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A great job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 13, 2015, In : Humor 
I got a great job as a spokesperson for a bicycle shop.

Website 4 the day:
Invent a word:
http://www.degraeve.com/invent-a-word

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It's tourist season

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 12, 2015, In : Humor 
If it is tourist season, can we shoot them?
-- Nick Featherman

Website 4 the day:
Free photos:
http://www.splitshire.com/

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Never made Who's Who

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 11, 2015, In : Humor 
I've never made Who's Who, but I'm featured in What's That?
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Learn chess:
https://www.chesscademy.com/

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Elvis alive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 10, 2015, In : Humor 
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
-- Johnny Carson

Website 4 the day:
Create, play, and share notated music:
https://www.noteflight.com/login

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Health food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 9, 2015, In : Humor 
Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin

Website 4 the day:
How many calories in your food?
http://www.calorieking.com

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Anyone a baboon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 8, 2015, In : Humor 
Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.
-- Will Cuppy

Website 4 the day:
Rats in the toilet:
http://digg.com/video/toilet-rat

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Compulsive talkers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 7, 2015, In : Humor 
We need a twelve-step program for compulsive talkers. It would be called On Anon Anon.
-- Paula Poundstone

Website 4 the day:
Word search:
http://wordinary.info/

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So much in common

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 6, 2015, In : Humor 
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Website 4 the day:
Welcome to Life:
http://viewpure.com/IFe9wiDfb0E

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Ask me anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 5, 2015, In : Humor 
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Torturous songs:
http://anonhq.com/list-songs-cia-used-torture-muslim-prisoners/

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Political jokes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 4, 2015, In : Humor 
The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Social anxiety:
http://www.towerofpower.com.au/social-anxiety-disorder-cure

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To laugh at one's self

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 3, 2015, In : Humor 
Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Boswell

Website 4 the day:
More spreadsheet templates:
http://www.vertex42.com/ExcelTemplates/

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Guns don’t kill

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 2, 2015, In : Humor 
The National Rifle Association says, ‘Guns don’t kill people. People do’. But I think the gun helps.
-- Eddie Izzard

Website 4 the day:
Free Powerpoint templates:
http://www.free-power-point-templates.com/themes/

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The antidote

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Action is the antidote for despair.
-- Joan Baez

Website 4 the day:
Is solar right for you?
https://www.google.com/get/sunroof#p=0

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Got to love a bad man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 31, 2015, In : Philosophy 
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
Random pages:
http://www.randomstartup.org/

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A racing snail

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 30, 2015, In : Humor 
I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.

Website 4 the day:
Cats are a-holes:
http://viewpure.com/O1KW3ZkLtuo

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No man knows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 29, 2015, In : Philosophy 
No man knows he is young while he is young.
-- G.K. Chesterton

Website 4 the day:
Android on iPhone prank:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhBdPx53pfQ

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Give up smoking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 28, 2015, In : Humor 
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.
-- Clement Freud

Website 4 the day:
Altered photos:
http://www.wired.com/2015/07/bronx-documentary-center-infamously-altered-photos-edits

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I talk to myself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 26, 2015, In : Humor 
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Create animated GIFs:
http://makeagif.com/

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A survival skill

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 26, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Humor - I see it as a survival skill.
-- Jill McCorkle

Website 4 the day:
The Golden Record:
http://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/spacecraft/goldenrec.html

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Look like an idiot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 25, 2015, In : Humor 
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot. 
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Self-destructing encrypted messages: 
https://getconfide.com/

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No solution

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 23, 2015, In : Humor 
No, I don’t have a solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Website 4 the day:
Toilets around the world:
http://cdn.makeuseof.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/PW_Toiletworld_Info.jpg?af40f3

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Race dog had fleas

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 23, 2015, In : Humor 
The race dog had a bad case of fleas and had to be scratched.

Website 4 the day:
Generate a random CS paper:
http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/

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A stationary bike

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 21, 2015, In : Humor 
A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait.”
-- Jarod Kintz

Website 4 the day:
Obstruction-free photography:
https://sites.google.com/site/obstructionfreephotography/

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Such an ugly kid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 21, 2015, In : Humor 
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Search the Ashley Madison hack:
https://ashley.cynic.al/

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Work for all humanity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 20, 2015, In : Philosophy 
There is no joy equal to that of being able to work for all humanity and doing what you’re doing well.
-- Buckminster Fuller

Website 4 the day:
Regression calculator:
http://www.had2know.com/academics/regression-calculator-statistics-best-fit.html

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A terrible thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 19, 2015, In : Philosophy 
It is a terrible thing to look over your shoulder when you are trying to lead — and find no one there.
-- Franklin Roosevelt

Website 4 the day:
Quantum physics is real:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/chadorzel/2015/07/20/three-experiments-that-show-quantum-physics-is-real/

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Don’t make mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 18, 2015, In : Philosophy 
If you don’t make mistakes, you’re not working on hard enough problems. And that’s a big mistake.
-- F. Wikzek

Website 4 the day:
Manage information:
https://www.transpose.com/

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Retirement kills

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 17, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
-- Malcolm Forbes

Website 4 the day:
Create GIF montages:
http://en.grafme.com/montage-gif.php

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About to jump

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 15, 2015, In : Humor 
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building. He yells, “Don’t do it! You have so much potential!”

Website 4 the day:
Cellphone holograms:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t0cOYvOy4M

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Dog days

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 15, 2015, In : Humor 
Dogs have their day but cats have 365.
-- Lilian Jackson Braun

Website 4 the day:
Extract text from images:
https://projectnaptha.com/

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Can't do anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 14, 2015, In : Philosophy 
If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell.
-- David Cook

Website 4 the day:
YouTube to GIF:
https://www.gifyoutube.com/

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The peace of nature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 12, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Website 4 the day:
Find eBay misspellings:
http://www.fatfingers.com/

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Be happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 12, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Thought 4 The Day:

Be happy, but never satisfied. 
-- Bruce Lee 

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Be happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 12, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Be happy, but never satisfied.
-- Bruce Lee

Website 4 the day:
Make rainbow paper:
http://www.sciencekiddo.com/rainbow-paper-kid-color-science/

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Opt for integrity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 10, 2015, In : Philosophy 
If humanity does not opt for integrity we are through completely. It is absolutely touch and go. Each one of us could make the difference.
-- Buckminster Fuller

Website 4 the day:
Learn to code via a game:
http://codecombat.com/

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Put off until tomorrow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 9, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.
-- Pablo Picasso

Website 4 the day:
Wget cheat sheet:
www.unixmen.com/wget-command-line-cheatsheet

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A dream job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 9, 2015, In : Humor 
Finally got a dream job: I test sleeping pills.

Website 4 the day:
Disposable web pages:
http://disposablewebpage.com/

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When you grow up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 7, 2015, In : Humor 
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.
-- Paula Poundstone

Website 4 the day:
Identify songs by humming:
http://www.midomi.com/

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The greatest mistake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 7, 2015, In : Philosophy 
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
-- Elbert Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
Play Super Nintendo games:
http://www.snesfun.com/

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Not a thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 6, 2015, In : Philosophy 
I am not a thing — a noun. I seem to be a verb, an evolutionary process — an integral function of the universe.
-- Buckminster Fuller

Website 4 the day:
Free movies:
http://zerodollarmovies.com/

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Taught me to work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 5, 2015, In : Philosophy 
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
How many people are in space?
http://www.howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com/

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God gave man both

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 4, 2015, In : Humor 
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
Star wars weather:
http://www.tomscott.com/weather/starwars/

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Destroy your now

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 3, 2015, In : Philosophy 
You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow.
-- Janis Joplin

Website 4 the day:
Online image editor:
http://www.sumopaint.com/home/

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Monkeys in the zoo

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 1, 2015, In : Humor 
At the zoo, two monkeys backed into a fan. Details to follow.

Website 4 the day:
Compare foods:
http://www.twofoods.com/

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Retirement

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 31, 2015, In : Philosophy 
A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.
-- Ella Harris

Website 4 the day:
Vice President Cheney after 9/11:
https://m.flickr.com/#/photos/usnationalarchives/sets/72157656213196901/with/19917058105/

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A good manager

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2015, In : Humor 
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
-- Casey Stengel

Website 4 the day:
Neil deGrasse Tyson: history of everything:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KYTJ8tBoZ8

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Simplicity is the key

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Simplicity is the key to brilliance.
-- Bruce Lee

Website 4 the day:
Free IT management tools:
http://www.manageengine.com/free-tools.html

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Artist vs. leader

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2015, In : Philosophy 
I would rather be an artist than a leader. Ironically, a leader has to follow the rules.
-- Criss Jami

Website 4 the day:
New music:
http://www.thesixtyone.com/

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Is your mission finished?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 28, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you’re alive, it isn’t.
-- Richard Bach

Website 4 the day:
Benchmark DNS servers:
https://code.google.com/p/namebench/

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Dead at 25

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 27, 2015, In : Humor 
Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Search for green sites:
http://www.greenmaven.com/

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Never hit a man with glasses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 26, 2015, In : Humor 
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

Website 4 the day:
How the earth has changed:
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141016-your-life-on-earth

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Be fruitful and multiply

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 24, 2015, In : Humor 
Some guy hit my car fender the other day, and I said unto him, "Be fruitful and multiply." But not in those words.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Splitting property after a breakup:
http://www.businessinsider.com/german-man-der-juli-cuts-ex-lovers-possessions-in-half-sells-on-ebay-2015-6

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NBC contract

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 23, 2015, In : Humor 
I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal agreement.
-- Tina Fey

Website 4 the day:
Use VBA to capture your PC information:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/see-pc-information-using-simple-excel-vba-script/

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Only one book

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 23, 2015, In : Humor 
If you only ever read one book in your lifetime, I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut.
-- Stewart Lee

Website 4 the day:
GUI prototyping:
http://pencil.evolus.vn

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A new way of thinking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 21, 2015, In : Philosophy 
If you want to teach people a new way of thinking, don’t bother trying to teach them. Instead, give them a tool, the use of which will lead to new ways of thinking.
-- Buckminster Fuller

Website 4 the day:
Web server security tester:
https://cirt.net/Nikto2

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Only one impossibility

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 21, 2015, In : Humor 
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Man-in-the-middle tool:
https://ettercap.github.io/ettercap/

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National anthem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 20, 2015, In : Philosophy 
The national anthem of hell is, 'I Did It My Way'
-- Peter Kreeft

Website 4 the day:
Free DNS:
http://freedns.afraid.org/

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No. 2 pencil

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 19, 2015, In : Humor 
If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?

Website 4 the day:
Youtube without distractions:
http://viewpure.com/

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Continuing reality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 17, 2015, In : Humor 
Reality continues to ruin my life.
-- Bill Watterson

Website 4 the day:
Adaptive learning games:
http://www.brainrush.com/

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Height vs length

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 16, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
-- Robert Frost

Website 4 the day:
PDF to Word converter:
http://smallpdf.com/pdf-to-word

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What's the problem?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 15, 2015, In : Philosophy 
The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Got that?
-- Coach Brevin

Website 4 the day:
Create a chart:
http://charts.hohli.com/new/

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Monkey off your back

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 14, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Fast browser:
https://www.vivaldi.com/#Home

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Santa's right idea

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 14, 2015, In : Humor 
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
-- Victor Borge

Website 4 the day:
Search for Linux alternatives to Windows programs:
http://awesomecow.com/

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Born with more gifts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 13, 2015, In : Philosophy 
I am convinced all of humanity is born with more gifts than we know. Most are born geniuses and just get de-geniused rapidly.
-- Buckminster Fuller

Website 4 the day:
100 hacker tools:
http://www.fromdev.com/2014/09/free-hacking-tools-hacker.html

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Forbidden fruit

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 12, 2015, In : Humor 
Forbidden fruit usually winds up in a jam.

Website 4 the day:
Cats don't care:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/cats-recognise-their-owners-voices-but-never-evolved-to-care-says-study-8966580.html

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Need my sleep

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 11, 2015, In : Humor 
I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
-- Bill Hicks

Website 4 the day:
Collaborate plotting:
https://plot.ly

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Always wanted children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 10, 2015, In : Humor 
I`ve got two children. To be honest I always wanted 3 children. Now I`ve got two, I only want one.
-- Lee Mack

Website 4 the day:
Crowdfunded equity:
https://www.startengine.com/

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Wanted to be an athiest

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 9, 2015, In : Humor 
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up -- they have no holidays.
-- Henry Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Free DNS:
https://duckdns.org/install.jsp

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Free people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 8, 2015, In : Philosophy 
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
-- Eric Hoffer

Website 4 the day:
Play to learn programming:
http://www.brainrush.com/

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Stay in bed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code.
-- Dan Salomon

Website 4 the day:
Create PDF from a URL:
http://www.web2pdfconvert.com/

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Great mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Mistakes are great. The more I make the smarter I get.
-- Buckminster Fuller

Website 4 the day:
Visualize spreadsheet data:
http://raw.densitydesign.org/

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Make crime pay

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 5, 2015, In : Humor 
If you want to make crime pay — ‘go to law school.'.

Website 4 the day:
Scamming older people:
http://bluebirdcare.ie/2015/02/25/8-scams-that-prey-on-older-people/

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Life's tragedy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 3, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. 
-- Benjamin Franklin 

Website 4 the day:
Expand your vocabulary: 
https://robbsdramaticlanguages.wordpress.com/2014/07/31/

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Most truthful

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 3, 2015, In : Philosophy 
The advertisements are the most truthful part of a newspaper.
-- Thomas Jefferson

Website 4 the day:
Search multiple engines at the same time:
http://dogpile.com

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8 hours to down a tree

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 1, 2015, In : Philosophy 
If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six sharpening my ax.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Free courses:
http://courses.tutsplus.com/courses?filter=free&page=1

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Life is wasted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 1, 2015, In : Humor 
Life is wasted on the living.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Password recovery and security tool:
http://www.oxid.it/cain.html

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More frightened than hurt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 30, 2015, In : Philosophy 
We are more often frightened than hurt; and we suffer more from imagination than from reality.
-- Seneca

Website 4 the day:
100 GB online for free:
https://www.surdoc.com/

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Different ships

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 29, 2015, In : Philosophy 
We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now.
-- Martin Luther King Jr

Website 4 the day:
Code online in popular languages:
http://www.tutorialspoint.com/codingground.htm

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Burst water heater

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 27, 2015, In : Humor 
When I think of the time my water heater burst, the memories come flooding back.

Website 4 the day:
Free music content:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Sound/list

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Write or do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 26, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Delete your account from web services:
http://justdelete.me/

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Sweetest youth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 26, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Youth is counted sweetest by those who are no longer young.
-- John Green

Website 4 the day:
Online schematics:
http://schematics.com/

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Live forwards

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 24, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Life must be lived forwards, but can only be understood backwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard

Website 4 the day:
Free sounds:
http://www.freesound.org/

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Understand the world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 23, 2015, In : Philosophy 
To understand the world one must not be worrying about one's self.
-- Albert Einstein

Website of the day:
Job search
http://www.jobsamurai.com/

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WHAT WOULD I DO?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 23, 2015, In : Philosophy 
If success or failure of this planet and of human beings depended on how I am and what I do… HOW WOULD I BE? WHAT WOULD I DO?
-- Buckminster Fuller

Website 4 the day:
Learn stuff:
http://instanerd.me/

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Resistance is futile

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 22, 2015, In : Philosophy 
What you resist not only persists, but will grow in size.
-- Carl Gustav Jung

Website 4 the day:
Dub Youtube videos:
http://tubedubber.com/

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Bankrupt perfume store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 22, 2015, In : Humor 
Sign on the door of the bankrupt perfume store: "Out of odor"

Website 4 the day:
Birds with arms:
https://tackk.com/birds-with-arms

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New Facebook account

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 19, 2015, In : Humor 
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
-- Clinton Thomas

Website 4 the day:
Hacking Windows:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1YMJEryzBo

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Listening wife

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 19, 2015, In : Humor 
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
-- Sigmund Freud

Website 4 the day:
Encrypted chats:
https://crypto.cat/

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Success in life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 18, 2015, In : Philosophy 
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Coffeee shop ambiance:
https://coffitivity.com/

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Winning is great

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 16, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Winning is great, but it isn’t funny.
-- Charles Schulz

Website 4 the day:
Decrypt Caesar cyphers:
http://www.xarg.org/tools/caesar-cipher/

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Faith in humanity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 15, 2015, In : Philosophy 
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
-- Mahatma Gandhi

Website 4 the day:
Royalty-free music:
https://musopen.org/

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Life in the sea

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 15, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Life originated in the sea, and about eighty percent of it is still there.
--Isaac Aasimov

Website 4 the day:
Flipbooks from animated GIFs:
http://gifprint.com/

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Volcano insurance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 14, 2015, In : Humor 
My insurance agent assured me that if the nearby volcano erupted, I would be covered.

Website 4 the day:


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Be naive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 13, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Dare to be naive.
-- Buckminster Fuller

Website 4 the day:
Download free card game:
http://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/

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Not so obvious

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 12, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Everything you’ve learned in school as “obvious” becomes less and less obvious as you begin to study the universe. For example, there are no solids in the universe. There’s not even a suggestion of a solid. There are no absolute continuums. There are no surfaces. There are no straight lines.
-- Buckminster Fuller

Website 4 the day:
Photoshopped optical illusions:
http://www.boredpanda.com/optical-illusions-photo-manipulation-surreal-eric-johansson/

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Optimistic or pessimistic

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 10, 2015, In : Philosophy 
I am not optimistic or pessimistic. I feel that optimism and pessimism are very unbalanced. I am a very hard engineer. I am a mechanic. I am a sailor. I am an air pilot. I don’t tell people I can get you across the ocean with my ship unless I know what I’m talking about.
-- Buckminster Fuller

Website 4 the day:
Feynman lectures:
http://feynmanlectures.caltech.edu/

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One of a kind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 9, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Never forget that you are one of a kind. Never forget that if there weren’t any need for you in all your uniqueness to be on this earth, you wouldn’t be here in the first place. And never forget, no matter how overwhelming life’s challenges and problems seem to be, that one person can make a difference in the world. In fact, it is always because of one person that all the changes that matter in the world come about. So be that one person.
-- Buckminster Fuller

Website 4 the day:
Get a...

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Never think of beauty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 8, 2015, In : Philosophy 
When I am working on a problem, I never think about beauty… but when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Fuller

Website 4 the day:
Take a quiet break:
http://thequietplaceproject.com/thequietplace

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Change things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 8, 2015, In : Philosophy 
You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete.
-- Buckminster Fuller

Website 4 the day:
Mont Blanc:
http://www.in2white.com/

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Haunted pancakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 8, 2015, In : Humor 
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Website 4 the day:
Free stock audio:
http://makerbook.net/audio/

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See the future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 5, 2015, In : Humor 
A hotel minibar allows you to see into the future and find out what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2020.
-- Rich All

Website 4 the day:
Free stock video:
http://makerbook.net/video/

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Unnerving doctors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 4, 2015, In : Humor 
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Free color swatches:
http://makerbook.net/colours/

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Why I am intelligent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 3, 2015, In : Philosophy 
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
-- Socrates

Website 4 the day:
Free fonts:
http://makerbook.net/fonts/

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World ends today

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 2, 2015, In : Humor 
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles M. Schulz

Website 4 the day:
Free textures:
http://makerbook.net/textures/

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Great pleasure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 2, 2015, In : Philosophy 
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
-- Walter Bagehot

Website 4 the day:
Free graphics:
http://makerbook.net/graphics/

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Testing knowledge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 1, 2015, In : Philosophy 
The test of all knowledge is experiment. Experiment is the sole judge of scientific 'truth'.
-- Richard Feynman

Website 4 the day:
Free stock photography:
http://makerbook.net/photography/

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Photons' luggage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 30, 2015, In : Humor 
Photons don't have luggage because they're traveling light.

Website 4 the day:
Megapenny project:
http://www.kokogiak.com/megapenny/

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A battle of wits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 29, 2015, In : Humor 
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.
-- William Shakespeare

Website 4 the day:
Compare prescription drug prices:
http://werx.org/

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Key to happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 29, 2015, In : Humor 
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
Port scanner:
http://nmap.org/

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Two kinds of party people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 27, 2015, In : Humor 
At every party, there are two kinds of people–those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
-- Ann Landers

Website 4 the day:
Webcam pulse detector:
https://github.com/thearn/webcam-pulse-detector

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A friend in Washington

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 27, 2015, In : Humor 
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
-- Harry S. Truman

Website 4 the day:
Create slab-type poster:
http://typeslab.com/

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Life expectancy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 27, 2015, In : Humor 
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
-- Doug Larson

Website 4 the day:
The Internet in real time:
http://pennystocks.la/internet-in-real-time/

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Best time for advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 26, 2015, In : Humor 
The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.
-- Evan Esar

Website 4 the day:
Shuffling cards:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxJubaijQbI

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Doughnut shop closed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 26, 2015, In : Humor 
The owner closed his doughnut shop because he got tired of the hole business.

Website 4 the day:
Cute cleaning products:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicaprobus/cleaning-products-every-lazy-person-needs

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Trivial, but cumulative

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 22, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Threats to freedom of speech, writing and action, though often trivial in isolation, are cumulative in their effect and, unless checked, lead to a general disrespect for the rights of the citizen.
-- George Orwell

Website 4 the day:
What can you photograph?
https://www.aclu.org/know-your-rights-photographers?redirect=free-speech/know-your-rights-photographers

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Filled with idiots

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 22, 2015, In : Philosophy 
You are now entering a world filled to the brim with idiots, Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you’re crazy. You are not. They are idiots.
-- Lewis Black

Website 4 the day:
One-button recording app:
http://theswatapp.com/

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Grammar and verbal skills

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 20, 2015, In : Humor 
Someday you will appreciate the grammar and verbal skills you learned here. And if any of you wonder how far a mastery of the English language can take you, just look what it did for me.
-- George W. Bush

Website 4 the day:
Old smartphone as a security camera:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/use-old-smartphone-tablet-security-camera/

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Don't believe in luck

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 20, 2015, In : Philosophy 
I don't believe in luck -- I believe in preparation.
-- Bobby Knight

Website 4 the day:
Aluminum beverage cans:
http://testtube.com/iflscience/the-aluminum-beverage-can-is-an-engineering-master

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The real world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 19, 2015, In : Humor 
What's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better. But beyond that, I don't recommend it.
-- Bill Watterson

Website 4 the day:
Transform lists by example:
https://www.transformy.io/#/

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Revolutionary truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 18, 2015, In : Philosophy 
In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
-- George Orwell

Website 4 the day:
Color scheme generator:
http://coolors.co/

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A Stream and a Brook

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 17, 2015, In : Humor 
What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.

Website 4 the day:
First donut in space:
http://www.cnet.com/news/brave-doughnut-with-sprinkles-travels-to-the-edge-of-space/

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Screaming and lies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 15, 2015, In : Philosophy 
All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting.
-- George Orwell

Website 4 the day:
Save/restore Windows icon placement:
http://www.sordum.org/8366/reicon-v1-5-restore-desktop-icon-layouts/

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So annoying

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 14, 2015, In : Humor 
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you’re interrupting.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Collaborate on a story board:
https://canvanizer.com/

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Seeing a psychiatrist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 13, 2015, In : Humor 
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Neat fonts:
http://inspirationhut.net/design-resources/11-free-fonts-that-you-should-add-to-your-collection/

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Misers not fun

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 12, 2015, In : Humor 
Misers aren’t fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors.
-- David Brenner

Website 4 the day:
Mental health resource:
http://helpguide.org/

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The wonderful brain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 11, 2015, In : Humor 
The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
-- George Jessel

Website 4 the day:
Self-destructing anonymous notes:
https://privnote.com/

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Growing grass

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 10, 2015, In : Humor 
All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
City stats:
http://www.city-data.com/

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Ill elevator

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2015, In : Humor 
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!

Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the bagpipes:
http://www.bagpipemaster.com/

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When insects take over

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 8, 2015, In : Humor 
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
-- Bill Vaughan

Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the violin:
http://fiddlerman.com/

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Six brothers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 7, 2015, In : Humor 
I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance–waiting for the bathroom.
-- Bob Hope

Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the saxophone:
http://danchristian.net/

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Filing system

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 6, 2015, In : Humor 
A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically.
-- T. H. Thompson

Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the piano:
https://www.hoffmanacademy.com/

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Questioning evolution

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 5, 2015, In : Humor 
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the drums:
http://www.drumlessons.com/

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True inner peace

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 4, 2015, In : Humor 
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the bass:
http://www.dmanlamius.moonfruit.com/

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Printing the unwanted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 4, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed: everything else is public relations.
-- George Orwell

Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the guitar:
http://www.justinguitar.com/

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Started a band

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 4, 2015,
I started a band called 1023 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet

Website 4 the day:
Driving simulator:
http://framesynthesis.com/drivingsimulator/maps/

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Learn correct English

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2015, In : Humor 
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
-- Clarence Darrow

Website 4 the day:
Send e-mails after you disappear:
https://www.deadmansswitch.net/

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Does not disapprove

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2015, In : Philosophy 
The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them.
-- George Orwell

Website 4 the day:
Plumbing advice:
http://diyplumbingadvice.com/

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Impeccable

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 30, 2015, In : Humor 
He has impeccable bad taste.
-- Otis Ferguson

Website 4 the day:
Johnny Carson's interview with Ayn Rand:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2012/08/14/ayn_rand_on_johnny_carson_watch_the_full_tonight_show_interview_video_.html

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Listen to experts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 29, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
Learn to sew:
http://www.craftsy.com/class/Sewing-Machine-911/77

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An ugly kid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 28, 2015, In : Humor 
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Ambient music based on Wikipedia:
http://listen.hatnote.com/#en

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Nicest thing I can say

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 26, 2015, In : Humor 
The nicest thing I can say about Frances Farmer is that she is unbearable.
-- William Wyler

Website 4 the day:
Long live your data:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/five-technologies-data-lives-forever/

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Poison ivy and a 4-leaf clover

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 26, 2015, In : Humor 
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.

Website 4 the day:
Fix Windows 7 and 8 problems:
http://www.thewindowsclub.com/repair-fix-windows-7-vista-problems-with-fixwin-utility
http://www.thewindowsclub.com/fixwin-windows-8

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Could it be any better?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 24, 2015, In : Humor 
If it were better, it wouldn't be as good.
-- Brendan Gill

Website 4 the day:
Historical photos:
http://dailysanctuary.com/out-rare-photos-from-the-past/

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Almost perfect

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 24, 2015, In : Humor 
Mrs. P. had only one fault; she was perfect. Otherwise, she was perfect.
-- Truman Capote

Website 4 the day:
ASCII draw:
http://asciiflow.com/

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Nothing to say

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 23, 2015, In : Humor 
He had nothing to say and he said it.
-- Ambrose Bierce

Website 4 the day:
Hobby projects:
http://kipkay.com/

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A Englishman alone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 22, 2015, In : Humor 
An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.
-- Geroge Mikes

Website 4 the day:
Clean up web page content:
http://saulify.me/

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Keeping out of politics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 20, 2015, In : Philosophy 
In our age there is no such thing as ‘keeping out of politics.’ All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia.
-- George Orwell

Website 4 the day:
If this then that:
https://ifttt.com/

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The miracle of curiosity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 20, 2015, In : Philosophy 
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Beginner's Perl:
http://perl-begin.org/tutorials/perl-for-newbies/

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ex-IRS

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 18, 2015, In : Humor 
I used to work for the IRS, but I found it too taxing. 

Website 4 the day:
Find uncrowded places: 
http://avoidhumans.com/

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Intelligence not proven

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 17, 2015, In : Philosophy 
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

Website 4 the day:
Vintage cartoons:
http://vintagecartoons.tv/

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The optimist and the fly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 17, 2015, In : Humor 
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.
-- George Jean Nathan

Website 4 the day:
1000 year old cure kills MRSA bacteria:
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-32117815

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Chewing gum TV

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 16, 2015, In : Philosophy 
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright

Website 4 the day:
Women destroy Science Fiction:
http://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/special-issues/women-destroy-sf/table-of-contents/

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The environment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 15, 2015, In : Humor 
The environment is everything that isn't me.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
The edge of knowledge:
http://edge.org/

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Intellectual label

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 13, 2015, In : Humor 
To label me as an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
-- Dick Cavett

Website 4 the day:
DIY dog clothing:
http://theilovedogssite.com/25-free-dog-clothing-ideas-patterns/

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Never more children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 13, 2015, In : Humor 
Never have more children than you have car windows.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
ASCII banner text:
http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=display&f=Graffiti

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My last hope

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 12, 2015, In : Humor 
Cremation is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

Website 4 the day:
Linux command reference:
http://linoxide.com/guide/linux-command-shelf.html

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A committee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 10, 2015, In : Humor 
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Free cloud storage:
http://askbobrankin.com/ten_free_cloud_backup_services.html

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Woman in a sweatshirt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 10, 2015, In : Humor 
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Website 4 the day:
Book sculptures:
http://earth-landscapes.info/beautiful-transformation-from-old-books-into-amazing-landscapes/

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Lots of people mistake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 8, 2015, In : Philosophy 
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
-- Josh Billings

Website 4 the day:
Renderman free for non-commercial use:
http://renderman.pixar.com/view/non-commercial-renderman

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Behind every great man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 8, 2015, In : Humor 
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
-- Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Digital Signal Processing guide:
http://www.dspguide.com/pdfbook.htm

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Kick in the pants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 8, 2015, In : Philosophy 
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
-- Theodore Roosevelt

Website 4 the day:
Just another day at the office:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPMHcanq0xM

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Respect for authority

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 6, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Free records:
http://www.allfreerecords.com/

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Meeting blackberries

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 4, 2015, In : Humor 
Two blackberries met. They were both in a jam.

Website 4 the day:
They're made of meat:
http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/TheyMade.shtml

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Listening to opera

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 4, 2015, In : Humor 
Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
-- James Stephens

Website 4 the day:
Math notes:
http://tutorial.math.lamar.edu/

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Shut my eyes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 2, 2015, In : Philosophy 
I shut my eyes in order to see.
Paul Gauguin

Website 4 the day:
Someone to listen:
https://www.7cupsoftea.com/

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Never saw the irony

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 2, 2015, In : Humor 
My mom never saw the irony in calling me a sonofabitch.
-- Jack Nocholson

Website 4 the day:
A word in all of your fonts:
http://wordmark.it/

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No actor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 1, 2015, In : Humor 
I'm no actor, and I have sixty-four pictures to prove it.
-- Victor Mature

Website 4 the day:
Default router passwords:
http://routerpasswords.com/

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Age of proof

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 30, 2015, In : Philosophy 
I'm now at the age where I've got to prove that I'm just as good as I never was.
-- Rex Harrison

Website 4 the day:
Canned e-mail messages:
http://cannedemails.com

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Sad business

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 30, 2015, In : Philosophy 
What a sad business is being funny!
-- Charles Chaplin

Website 4 the day:
Answers to academic questions:
https://www.studypool.com/

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Wood shop

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 29, 2015, In : Humor 
I nailed my wood-shop test.

Website 4 the day:
Categorized videos:
http://www.frequency.com/guide

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Tragedy v. Comedy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 27, 2015, In : Humor 
Tragedy is if I cut my finger. Comedy is if I walk into an open sewer and die.
-- Mel Brooks

Website 4 the day:
Travel videos:
http://www.travelistly.com/tv

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Want to be normal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 27, 2015, In : Philosophy 
I just want to be normally insane.
-- Marlon Brando

Website 4 the day:
Live TV:
http://pluto.tv/watch/headline-news

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Paid too much

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 25, 2015, In : Humor 
We pay him too much, but he's worth it.
Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Random videos:
http://soupy.tv/

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Surprised audience

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 25, 2015, In : Humor 
In the theatre the audience want to be surprised -- but by the things they expect.
-- Tristan Bernard

Website 4 the day:
Find people:
http://www.peekyou.com/

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Not a woman's dress

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 24, 2015, In : Humor 
You must understand that this is not a woman's dress I'm wearing. It's a man's dress.
-- David Bowie

Website 4 the day:
Rent a husband:
http://www.rentahusband.com/

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A better self

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 23, 2015, In : Humor 
I liked myself better when I wasn't me
-- Carol Burnett

Website 4 the day:
Send a message from beyond:
http://ifidie.org/

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Cowbells

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 22, 2015, In : Humor 
Cows wear cowbells because their horns don't work.

Website 4 the day:
Find info on people:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/4-steps-find-information-someone-online/

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Never punch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 20, 2015, In : Humor 
Never punch a man chewing tobacco.
Joan Bauer

Website 4 the day:
Share the web, together:
http://www.teamgum.com/

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Death by housework

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 20, 2015, In : Humor 
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Free legal forms:
http://formswift.com/

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Prove me right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 19, 2015, In : Philosophy 
A thousand things can prove me right and one can prove me wrong.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
How to meditate:
http://io9.com/how-to-meditate-and-get-the-most-benefit-out-of-it-1688990555

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Along with the critics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 17, 2015, In : Humor 
I, along with the critics, have never taken myself very seriously.
-- Elizabeth Taylor

Website 4 the day:
Illusions:
http://www.grand-illusions.com/acatalog/ig-index.html

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Scottish existence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 17, 2015, In : Humor 
Scotland is a country where existence itself is seen as a form of showing off.
-- Rab C Nesbitt

Website 4 the day:
Linux podcasts:
http://www.thelinuxlink.net/

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Measuring knowledge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 16, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Knowledge is measured by degrees of ignorance.
-- Michael Travis

Website 4 the day:
Bite sized physics:
http://course.minutephysics.com/

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Changing his spots

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 14, 2015, In : Humor 
The leopard wanted to change his spots. So he moved.

Website 4 the day:
Danger, Humans:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcPqk-O-fD4

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Assumptions are windows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 13, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in.
-- Isaac Asimov

Website 4 the day:
Welcome to Life:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFe9wiDfb0E

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What you need

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 13, 2015, In : Philosophy 
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
-- Thomas A. Edison

Website 4 the day:
Open source machine tools:
http://opensourcemachinetools.org/how-to-documentsarticles/

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Know the name

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 11, 2015, In : Philosophy 
I learned very early the difference between knowing the name of something and knowing something.
-- Richard P. Feynman

Website 4 the day:
Run Android apps on PCs:
http://consoleos.com/

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Opposite of correct

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 10, 2015, In : Philosophy 
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr

Website 4 the day:
Over-sharing concern:
http://pleaserobme.com/

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Age doesn't matter

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 10, 2015, In : Humor 
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
-- Luis Bunuel

Website 4 the day:
Get alerts of available hotel rooms :
http://www.hotelroomalerts.com/

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Had I known

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 9, 2015, In : Humor 
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
China's smog:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6X2uwlQGQM
(turn on English captioning)


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Stork delivery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 8, 2015, In : Humor 
Sunday is PUNday:

Most babies are delivered by a stork, but their kid was so large at birth that they needed a crane.

Website 4 the day:
Free audio books and e-books:
http://www.loyalbooks.com/

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Expensive suits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 7, 2015, In : Humor 
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
-- Warren Buffet.

Website 4 the day:
Free video footage:
http://www.pond5.com/stock-video-footage/1/*.html?free=1

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Marriages made in Heaven

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 6, 2015, In : Humor 
They say that marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
-- Clint Eastwood

Website 4 the day:
Contribute to science:
https://www.zooniverse.org/

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Never been hurt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 5, 2015, In : Philosophy 
I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
-- Calvin Coolidge

Website 4 the day:
Be corrected by native speakers:
http://lang-8.com/

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Turtle on a fence post

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 4, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.
-- Alex Haley

Website 4 the day:
Get inspired to write:
http://www.youshouldwrite.com/

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Ruins my life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 3, 2015, In : Humor 
Reality continues to ruin my life.
-- Bill Watterson

Website 4 the day:
Write interactive stories:
http://www.inklestudios.com/inklewriter/

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Live my life again

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 2, 2015, In : Philosophy 
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
-- Tallulah Bankhead

Website 4 the day:
Micro-courses:
https://coursmos.com/

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Honesty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 1, 2015, In : Humor 
Honesty is the best policy, if you can afford the premiums.

Website 4 the day:
Free TV shows:
http://www.shoutfactorytv.com/

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Not good enough

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 27, 2015, In : Philosophy 
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
What's new by you?
https://nuu.in/

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An idealist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 27, 2015, In : Philosophy 
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
-- Carl Sandburg

Website 4 the day:
Micro jobs:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/20-micro-jobs-help-make-money-free-time/

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See the invisible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 25, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Only those who can see the invisible can do the impossible.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
No Fly Zone for Drones:
https://www.noflyzone.org/

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Life's philosphy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 25, 2015, In : Philosophy 
It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly.
-- Isaac Asimov

Website 4 the day:
10 Million user names and passwords:
https://xato.net/passwords/ten-million-passwords/

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To succeed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 24, 2015, In : Humor 
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
You can unlock your phone:
http://www.tomsguide.com/us/carrier-unlocking-official,news-20440.html

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Laughing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 23, 2015, In : Humor 
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess

Website 4 the day:
Free engineering courses:
http://www.programmerfish.com/40-free-online-electrical-engineering-courses/

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Walking magician

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 22, 2015, In : Humor 
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Website 4 the day:
Fake girlfriend/boyfriend:
https://invisiblegirlfriend.com/
https://invisibleboyfriend.com/

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A wonderful life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 20, 2015, In : Philosophy 
What a wonderful life I’ve had! I only wish I’d realized it sooner.
-- Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

Website 4 the day:
Cool kitchen gadgets:
http://www.shockingdaily.com/25-of-the-coolest-kitchen-gadgets-for-food-lovers/

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Life is 10%

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 20, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.
-- Lou Holtz

Website 4 the day:
Search value given to doctors by drug makers:
https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/

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Whatever you are

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 19, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Whatever you are, be a good one
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Free children's audio stories:
http://www.storynory.com/

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Life shrinks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 18, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.
-- Anais Nin

Website 4 the day:
Learn in 5 minutes every day:
http://gohighbrow.com/

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Don't want to earn a living

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 17, 2015, In : Philosophy 
I don’t want to earn my living; I want to live.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Answer questions to unlock your phone:
https://www.unlockyourbrain.com/

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Fear is not real

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 16, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Fear is not real. It is a product of thoughts you create. Do not misunderstand me. Danger is very real. But fear is a choice.
-- Will Smith

Website 4 the day:
Learn design:
https://hackdesign.org/

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A taxidermist's shop

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 15, 2015, In : Humor 
Sign at a taxidermist's shop: Don't feed the animals, they are already stuffed.

Website 4 the day:
Celestial body art:
http://rectangleworld.com/blog/archives/1018

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Focused on a problem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 14, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Nothing gets you more focused on solving a problem than actually having that problem.
-- Jason Fried

Website 4 the day:
Interpret dreams:
http://www.dreamforth.com/

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Committed a mistake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 13, 2015, In : Philosophy 
A man who has committed a mistake and doesn't correct it is committing another mistake.
-- Confucius

Website 4 the day:
Music loops:
http://www.buttonbass.com/

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Targets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 12, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer

Website 4 the day:
Create a mobile-friendly website:
https://www.strikingly.com/

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Always impossible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 10, 2015, In : Philosophy 
It always seems impossible until it's done.
-- Nelson Mandela

Website 4 the day:
Make a snowflake:
http://rectangleworld.com/PaperSnowflake/

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Not what you look at

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 10, 2015, In : Philosophy 
It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.
-- Henry David Thoreau

Website 4 the day:
Change an MP3's speed:
http://www.mp3-cutter-splitter.com/mp3_speed.html

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The best policy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 8, 2015, In : Humor 
Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Educational videos:
http://sciencehack.com/

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Dwarfs and midgets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 8, 2015, In : Humor 
Dwarfs and midgets have little in common.

Website 4 the day:
Optical illusion paintings:
http://www.theslicedbreadclub.com/awesome/25-mind-twisting-optical-illusion-paintings-by-rob-gonsalves

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Favorite gym machine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 7, 2015, In : Humor 
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
-- Caroline Rhea

Website 4 the day:
Free manuals:
http://www.central-manuals.com/

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A useful servant

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 5, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Technology is a useful servant but a dangerous master.
-- Christian Lous Lange 

Website 4 the day:
Sticky notes:
http://www.efficientstickynotes.com/freeedition.htm

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Secret to happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 4, 2015, In : Humor 
The secret to happiness is low expectations.
-- Barry Schwartz

Website 4 the day:
Flash cards and study guides:
https://www.studyblue.com/

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Fix government

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 3, 2015, In : Philosophy 
We’re not going to fix government until we fix citizenship.
-- Jennifer Pahlka

Website 4 the day:
What does Google know:
https://medium.com/productivity-in-the-cloud/6-links-that-will-show-you-what-google-knows-about-you-f39b8af9decc

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Make dreams come true

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 3, 2015, In : Philosophy 
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
-- Paul Valery

Website 4 the day:
Linux for math enthusiasts:
http://www.mathbuntu.org

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Won't work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 1, 2015,
What isn’t tried won’t work.
-- Claude McDonald

Website 4 the day:
Pronounce English words:
http://www.howjsay.com/

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I understand

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 1, 2015, In : Humor 
I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either.

Website 4 the day:
Tell a story:
http://twinery.org/

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Tell the truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 31, 2015, In : Philosophy 
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Free Kindle books:
http://hundredzeros.com/

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Nothing changes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 30, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.
-- C.S. Lewis

Website 4 the day:
Ship from any US vendor to any country:
https://www.viabox.com/

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Afraid to care

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 29, 2015, In : Philosophy 
We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

Website 4 the day:
News headlines:
http://www.dailyrotation.com/

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Get comfortable being alone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 27, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Until you get comfortable with being alone, you’ll never know if you’re choosing someone out of love or loneliness.
-- Mandy Hale

Website 4 the day:
Technical slanted news:
https://news.ycombinator.com/

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Be happy somewhere else

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 27, 2015, In : Philosophy 
People who believe they’ll be happy if they go and live somewhere else, learn it doesn’t work that way. Wherever you go, you take yourself with you.
-- Neil Gaiman

Website 4 the day:
Forgotten books:
http://www.forgottenbooks.com/

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Advanced monkeys

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 26, 2015, In : Philosophy 
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.
-- Stephen Hawking

Website 4 the day:
Search local files:
http://docfetcher.sourceforge.net/en/index.html

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A lawyer's request

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 24, 2015, In : Humor 
A lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer.

Website 4 the day:
Poster from image:
http://rasterbator.net/

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God made idiots

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 23, 2015, In : Humor 
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Movie recommendations:
http://agoodmovietowatch.com/

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A friend succeeds

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 23, 2015, In : Humor 
Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little.
-- Gore Vidal

Website 4 the day:
A-maze-ing:
http://www.mazegenerator.net/

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Best leading men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 22, 2015, In : Humor 
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
-- Elizabeth Taylor

Website 4 the day:
Make a hybrid animal:
http://www.switchzoo.com/zoo.htm

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Wasn't spoiled

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, In : Humor 

Success didn't spoil me; I've always been insufferable.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
Code collaboratively:
https://koding.com/

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Go to Washington

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, In : Humor 
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
-- Bob Hope

Website 4 the day:
Health information:
http://www.healthcentral.com/

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Can't do nothing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, In : Humor 
Well we can’t stand around here doing nothing, people will think we’re workmen.
-- Spike Milligan

Website 4 the day:
Check BASH shell scripts:
http://www.shellcheck.net/

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Work at Starbucks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 18, 2015, In : Humor 
I used to work at Starbucks, but got tired of the grind.

Website 4 the day:
Computer programming tutorials:
http://www.gotoandlearn.com/

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Four years wasted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 16, 2015, In : Humor 
I spent four years in college. I didn't learn a thing. It was really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.
-- B. J. Novak

Website 4 the day:
Scientific graphing software: 
http://yoshinograph.jpn.org/ 

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Airplane mode

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 16, 2015, In : Humor 
I put my phone in "airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. It just fell and now my screen is cracked. Worst. Transformer. Ever.
Lanre Animashaun

Website 4 the day:
Program visually:
http://www.easycode.cat/English/index.htm

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On a pedestal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 15, 2015, In : Humor 
When you put someone on a pedestal you may find they only look down on you.
-- Michael Travis

Website 4 the day:
Animation studio:
http://www.synfig.org/cms/

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Peculiar travel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 14, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut

Website 4 the day:
Collection of Do Not Disturb signs:
http://www.freewebs.com/dndcollector/index.htm

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The difference

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 13, 2015, In : Philosophy 
The difference between doing something and not doing something, is doing something.
-- Harry Styles

Website 4 the day:
Play MS-DOS games for free:
https://archive.org/details/softwarelibrary_msdos_games/v2

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Grandma doesn't need glasses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 12, 2015, In : Humor 
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
-- Henry Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Norway bicycle lift:
http://blog.jimmyr.com/Bicycle_lift_in_Norway_05_2008.php

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Heart of a lion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 12, 2015, In : Humor 
My grandad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

Website 4 the day:
Windows 8 Start Screen Enhancer:
http://www.greatis.com/startscreenunlimited/

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Waste one hour

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 10, 2015, In : Philosophy 
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
-- Charles Darwin

Website 4 the day:
Out of this world travel posters:
http://planetquest.jpl.nasa.gov/media_categories?category=6

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Intelligent life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 9, 2015, In : Humor 
I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

Website 4 the day:
3D Modeling and Animation:
http://www.blender.org/

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Why God created man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 7, 2015, In : Humor 
The only reason why God created man is because he was disappointed with the monkey.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Lucid dreamer's journal
http://lucidcode.com/LightenedDream/

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Facts don't fit theory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 7, 2015, In : Philosophy 
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Clipboard tracker:
http://skwire.dcmembers.com/wb/pages/software/cliptrap.php

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A scientist is not a person

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 5, 2015, In : Philosophy 
The scientist is not a person who gives the right answers, he's one who asks the right questions.”
-- Claude Lévi-Strauss

Website 4 the day:
Planetarium for your computer:
http://www.stellarium.org/

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Stuck with technology

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 4, 2015, In : Philosophy 
We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Windows file manager:
http://x-diesel.com/index.php

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Watched three DVDs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 4, 2015, In : Humor 
Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the television.

Website 4 the day:
App virtualization:
http://www.cameyo.com/

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An impossibility

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 3, 2015, In : Philosophy 
We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.
-- Ray Bradbury

Website 4 the day:
What's hiding on your computer:
https://pcferret.com/

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Experts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 2, 2015, In : Philosophy 
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr

Website 4 the day:
Free audio books:
http://www.openculture.com/freeaudiobooks

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Something incredible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 1, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
-- Carl Sagan

Website 4 the day:
Stories through photographs:
https://maptia.com/home

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Life's saddest aspect

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 31, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.
-- Isaac Asimov

Website 4 the day:
Top Secret:
http://projects.washingtonpost.com/top-secret-america/network

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The week's end

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 30, 2014, In : Humor 
Man was made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Mistakes that almost ended the world:
http://www.cracked.com/article_19790_6-tiny-mistakes-that-almost-ended-world.html

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Flourishing democracy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 29, 2014, In : Philosophy 
If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism; if our government is to function, it must have dissent.
-- Steele Commanger

Website 4 the day:
MythConceptions:
http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/common-mythconceptions-worlds-most-contagious-falsehoods/

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Broke my arm

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 28, 2014, In : Humor 
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

Website 4 the day:
Create music with others:
http://labs.dinahmoe.com/plink/#

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For the sake of growth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 27, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.
-- Edward Abbey

Website 4 the day:
Send and receive postcards from strangers:
http://www.postcrossing.com/

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Government can’t give

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 26, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Government can’t give us anything without depriving us of something else.
-- Henry Hazlitt

Website 4 the day:
Virtual view from space:
http://www.eyesinspace.com/

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Secret of getting ahead

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 25, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
-- Sally Berger

Website 4 the day:
Surf anonymously:
https://anonysurfer.com/

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Ruin an apology

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 24, 2014, In : Humor 
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Plug-in clicks on all ads in the background:
http://dhowe.github.io/AdNauseam/

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Two times in a man’s life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 23, 2014, In : Humor 
There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Cut and paste graphical emoji:
http://getemoji.com

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So clever

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 22, 2014, In : Humor 
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Learn web programming:
https://dash.generalassemb.ly/

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Shoplifting underwear

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 20, 2014, In : Humor 
After shoplifting a package of underwear, the thief led police on a brief chase.

Website 4 the day:
Backup your Windows files with Synctoy:
http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=15155

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We don't remember

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 20, 2014, In : Philosophy 
We don't remember days, we remember moments.
-- Ceasare Pavese

Website 4 the day:
The world via gigapixel views:
The world via gigapixel views: 
http://gigapan.com/

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All propaganda

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 19, 2014, In : Philosophy 
All propaganda is lies -- even when it is telling the truth.
-- George Orwell

Website 4 the day:
SEO spider:
http://www.screamingfrog.co.uk/seo-spider/

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Saved from the bureaucracy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 18, 2014, In : Humor 
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency.
-- Eugene McCarthy

Website 4 the day:
Free physics textbook:
http://www.motionmountain.net/

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An honest politician

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 17, 2014, In : Humor 
An honest politician is one who wen he's bought stays bought.
-- Simon Cameron

Website 4 the day:
Find online courses:
https://www.mysliderule.com/

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Be ready to defend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 16, 2014, In : Philosophy 
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against its government.
-- Edward Abbey

Website 4 the day:
Digital Einstein:
http://einsteinpapers.press.princeton.edu/

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Have peace

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 15, 2014, In : Philosophy 
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Website 4 the day:
Keyword tool:
http://keywordtool.io/

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Towel jokes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 14, 2014, In : Humor 
If towels could tell jokes they would have a dry sense of humor.

Website 4 the day:
Virtual Gumshoe (searches):
http://www.virtualgumshoe.com/resources/

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Being secure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 12, 2014, In : Philosophy 
No government can be long secure without formidable opposition.
-- Benjamin Disraeli

Website 4 the day:
Search free government databases:
http://www.library.fullerton.edu/

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Mind your health

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 12, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Attention to health is the greatest hindrance to life.
-- Plato

Website 4 the day:
Free dropbox websites:
https://brace.io/

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Please all

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 11, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Please all, and you will please none.
-- Aesop

Website 4 the day:
3D models:
http://sketchfab.com

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Search for happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 10, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness.
-- William Feather

Website 4 the day:
Online spreadsheet:
https://ethercalc.net/

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More shed tears

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 8, 2014, In : Philosophy 
More tears are shed over answered prayers than unanswered ones.
-- Mother Teresa

Website 4 the day:
Interactive HTML5 web designer:
https://www.google.com/webdesigner/

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Darkened daydreams

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 8, 2014, In : Philosophy 
How many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares, were there any danger of their coming true.
-- Logan Pearsall Smith

Website 4 the day:
Relativity explained:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev9zrt__lec

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Astronauts' conversation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 7, 2014, In : Humor 
One astronaut said to the other: "Let's do launch."

Website 4 the day:
Free classic arcade games:
https://archive.org/details/internetarcade

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Nixon's irony

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 6, 2014, In : Humor 
It is a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon, "launder" became a dirty word.
-- William Zinsser

Website 4 the day:
Generate hipster business names:
http://www.hipsterbusiness.name/

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Poverty is expensive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 5, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Poverty is an expensive luxury. We cannot afford it.
-- Eleanor Rossevelt

Website 4 the day:
Real-time rumor tracker:
http://www.emergent.info/

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Ridicules others

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 4, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer

Website 4 the day:
Make a Twitter cyborg:
http://www.happycyborg.com/

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Only two tragedies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 3, 2014, In : Humor 
In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Free circuit diagrams:
http://www.high-voltage-lab.com/

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My best thoughts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 3, 2014, In : Humor 
All my best thoughts were stolen by the ancients.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Website 4 the day:
Phrases Shakespeare coined:
http://www.pathguy.com/shakeswo.htm

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Argue with someone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 1, 2014, In : Philosophy 
You can't argue with someone else's reality.
-- Michael Travis

Website 4 the day:
3D city simulation:
http://lo-th.github.io/3d.city/index.html

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Opposites

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 29, 2014, In : Humor 
Irony is the opposite of wrinkly.

Website 4 the day:
Find trending stories:
http://www.google.com/trends/hottrends/visualize?nrow=5&ncol=5&pn=p1

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The tooth fairy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 29, 2014, In : Humor 
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
-- David Richerby

Website 4 the day:
Find your lost camera or lens (or see who is publishing your photos online):
https://www.lenstag.com/

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Reading is an escape

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 29, 2014, In : Humor 
Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.
-- Lemony Snicket

Website 4 the day:
Find available domain names:
http://www.leandomainsearch.com/

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Something you never want to do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 27, 2014, In : Humor 
If there is something you never want to do, then do it badly.
-- Michael Travis

Website 4 the day:
Turkey on a treadmill:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtProYWkpcM

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What is written

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 25, 2014, In : Humor 
I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true.
-- Dorothy Parker

Website 4 the day:
Find e-mail address templates:
http://emailbreaker.com/

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Sad for Wile E. Coyote

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 25, 2014, In : Humor 
It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
-- Matt Roller

Website 4 the day:
Find a restroom:
http://www.refugerestrooms.org/

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People won't remember

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 24, 2014, In : Philosophy 
At the end of the day people won't remember what you said or did, they will remember how you made them feel.
-- Maya Angelou

Website 4 the day:
Find the difference between:
http://www.differencebetween.net/

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Nesting dolls

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 23, 2014, In : Humor 
Russian nesting dolls are so full of themselves.

Website 4 the day:
Become a movie extra:
http://www.backstage.com/casting/open-casting-calls/extras-casting/

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You’re getting old

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 21, 2014, In : Humor 
You know you’re getting old when people tell you how good you look.
-- Alan King

Website 4 the day:
New and classic non-fiction:
http://longform.org/

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It won't work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 21, 2014, In : Philosophy 
What isn’t tried won’t work .
-- Claude McDonald

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Compare prices at different stores:
http://www.smoopa.com/

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Not a vessel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 20, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting.
-- Plutarch

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Documentaries:
http://documentaryheaven.com/

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Insanity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 19, 2014, In : Humor 
Insanity doesn’t run in my family. It gallops.
-- Cary Grant

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101 Free stock photo sites:
http://restaurantcoverings.com/free-stock-photos

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A miraculous process

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 18, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Life is a miraculous process, and you just aren’t calling it that. You’re calling it 'Tuesday'.
-- Swami Premodaya

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Remove yourself from background check websites:
http://tiny.cc/deletebg

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Good decor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 17, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Good decor costs the same and bad decor.
-- Michael Travis

Website 4 the day:
Turn vocabulary into rice:
http://freerice.com/#/english-vocabulary

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Six out of seven dwarfs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 15, 2014, In : Humor 
Six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy.

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Levar Burton reads go the @#$* to Sleep:
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/10/26/359120177/levar-burton-reads-go-the-expletive-to-sleep

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Procrastinate now

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 15, 2014, In : Humor 
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

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Free one-way car rentals:
https://www.transfercarus.com/

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Invisible realities

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 14, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Invisible things are the only realities.
-- Edgar Allan Poe

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Long distance movie night:
https://letsgaze.com/#/

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Good advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 13, 2014, In : Humor 
The only good thing to do with good advice is pass it on; it is never of any use to oneself.
-- Oscar Wilde

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Free photo sites:
http://www.designskilz.com/free-photos/

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A head on her shoulders

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 12, 2014, In : Humor 
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
-- Steve Martin

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Wood database:
http://www.wood-database.com/

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The price of love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 11, 2014, In : Humor 
You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.
-- Jarod Kintz

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Online voice recorder:
http://vocaroo.com/

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To be ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 10, 2014, In : Humor 
To be is to do - Socrates
To do is to be - Sartre
Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra

-- Kurt Vonnegut

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Hack DVD and Blu-ray region codes:
http://www.videohelp.com/dvdhacks

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Dry erase boards

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 9, 2014, In : Humor 
Dry erase boards are remarkable.

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Random thoughts:
http://www.random.co/

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Falling is easy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 7, 2014, In : Philosophy 
It is easy to fall, but hard to rise.
-- Dann Moudry

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Pick a decade & listen to its broadcasts:
http://beta.radiooooo.com/

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The perfect moment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 7, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect!
-- Abraham Hicks

Website 4 the day:
Email task lists:
http://planleaf.com

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The moments of life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 5, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Life is made of moments put together...this is just one..
-- Titina Pellegrini

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ITN Video timeline:
http://static.itnsource.com/compilations/science+techvideotimeline

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A great man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 5, 2014, In : Philosophy 
A man is great by deeds, not by birth.
-- Nilanjan Mukhopadhyay

Website 4 the day:
Hack your brain:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAcTIrA2Qhk

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Imagination's use

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 4, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Imagination should be used, not to escape reality, but to create it.
-- Collin Wilson

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Wiki surveys:
http://www.allourideas.org/

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A therapist knows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 3, 2014, In : Humor 
Someone’s therapist knows all about you.
-- Dominic Riccitello

Website 4 the day:
Find Twitter personal info:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/anyone-can-find-personal-details-via-twitter-tinfoleak/

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Organization

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 2, 2014, In : Humor 
Periodically, I like to organize the chemical elements.

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Annimated explanations:
http://animagraffs.com/

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A woman's mood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 2, 2014, In : Humor 
You can tell a woman’s mood by watching her hands. For instance, if she’s holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
-- Lani Lynn Vale

Website 4 the day:
History of some everyday objects:
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/design/2012/05/the_evolution_of_everyday_objects_the_key_the_book_the_phone_and_more_.html

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Pantheism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 30, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Pantheism is sexed-up atheism.
-- Richard Dawkins 

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Enhance your right click menu: 
http://rbsoft.org/downloads/right-click-enhancer

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Things hurt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 29, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The things which hurt, instruct.
-- Benjamin Franklin

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SQL tutorial:
http://sqlzoo.net/wiki/Main_Page

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Falling rain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 28, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Before falling to the ground, the rain has touched the sky.
-- Charles de Leusse

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Where is a URL or domain hosted:
http://en.utrace.de/

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Rat bites cat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 28, 2014, In : Philosophy 
A cornered rat will bite the cat,
-- Kanae Minato

Website 4 the day:
How robust are QR codes?
http://datagenetics.com/blog/november12013/index.html

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Useless ability

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 27, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Ability is useless unless it is used.
-- Robert Half

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Search songs by singing to your PC:
http://www.midomi.com/

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How is North Korea?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 27, 2014, In : Humor 
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.

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On-line TV shows and movies:
http://wheretowatch.org/

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Being clever

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 24, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The next best thing to being clever is being able to quote someone who is.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole

Website 4 the day:
Origami software - Treemaker:
http://www.langorigami.com/science/computational/treemaker/treemaker.php

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Phrase that heralds new discoveries

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 23, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka” but “That’s funny...”
-- Isaac Asimov

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Pocket news digests:
http://www.plexidigest.com/getplexi.php

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Remember happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 22, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination.
-- Roy L. Goodman

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Generate a fake name and profile:
https://fakena.me/random/

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Can’t see anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 21, 2014, In : Philosophy 
If you can’t see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror.
-- Shane Koyczan

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Anonymous job search:
http://poachable.co

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Do not let

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 21, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.
-- John Wooden

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Excheresque photos:
http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/most-amazing-mindbending

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Cannot do great things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 19, 2014, In : Philosophy 
If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.
-- Napleon Hill

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Confusing photos:
http://monsterviralofficial.net/9-confusing-photos-that-will-make-you-do-a-double-take

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Prison break

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 18, 2014, In : Humor 
There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.

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Learn chess:
http://www.chesscademy.com/

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Only my name

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 17, 2014, In : Humor 
My name is only an anagram of 'Toilets'.
-- T.S. Eliot

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Convert e-mail thread to real time chat:
http://chat.cc/

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Fly to the moon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 16, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.
-- Victor J. Stenger

Website 4 the day:
Analyze words in text:
http://www.online-utility.org/text/analyzer.jsp

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Tell the truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 15, 2014, In : Philosophy 
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Little known punctuation marks:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/little-known-punctuation-marks-need-make-comeback/

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Zero correlation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 15, 2014, In : Philosophy 
There's zero correlation between being the best talker and having the best ideas.
-- Susan Cain

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Graphical intro to programming:
http://scratch.mit.edu

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Insecurity struggles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 13, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The reason we struggle with insecurity is because we compare our behind-the-scenes with everyone else's highlight reel. -
- Steve Furtick

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Stain solutions:
http://web.extension.illinois.edu/stain/index.cfm

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Seen dancing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 13, 2014, In : Philosophy 
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who not near the music.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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How to solve Rubiks Cube:
http://www.rubiks.com/solving-guide/3x3

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Farmer and his cows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 12, 2014, In : Humor 
A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

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Frogs watching Bug TV: 
http://boingboing.net/2014/09/22/frogs-enjoy-watching-video-of.htmlThought 4 The
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Did not give them hell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 10, 2014, In : Philosophy 
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.
-- Harry S. Truman

Website 4 the day:
Impact of viewing cute animals:
http://www.plosone.org/article/info:doi/10.1371/journal.pone.0046362

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Unsafe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 10, 2014, In : Philosophy 
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Little-known YouTube features:
http://7labs.heypub.com/technology-news/rarely-known-features-of-youtube.html

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Greatest asset

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 9, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have.
-- Winston Churchill

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Sewing machine course:
http://www.craftsy.com/class/Sewing-Machine-911/77?ext=ShareASale_Sew911

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Ends justifies the means

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 7, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The end may justify the means as long as there is something that justifies the end.
-- Leon Trotsky

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Remove your embarrassing social network photos: 
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/remove-embarrassing-photos-social-networks/

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Winning is not enough

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 7, 2014, In : Philosophy 
It is not enough to win a war; it is more important to organize the peace.
-- Aristotle

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Smithsonian 3D models:
http://3d.si.edu/tour-browser

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No majority rule

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 6, 2014, In : Philosophy 
We in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by the majority who participate.
-- Thomas Jefferson

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Glue this to that:
http://www.thistothat.com/

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Was a banker

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 5, 2014, In : Humor 
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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Send tweets longer than 140 characters:
http://talltweets.com/

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Like sex

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 3, 2014, In : Humor 
Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
-- Richard P. Feynman

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Free vector graphics editor:
http://inkscape.org/en/

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Any fool

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 2, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Any fool can know. The point is to understand.
-- Albert Einstein

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DIY water filter from a tree branch:
http://ecopreneurist.com/2014/02/27/water-filter-made-tree-branch-removes-99-e-coli-bacteria/

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Intelligent happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 1, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway

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No excuse to be ignorant:
http://noexcuselist.com/

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Staying young

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 30, 2014, In : Humor 
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
-- Lucille Ball

Website 4 the day:
Run Android Apps on Windows, Mac, and Linux boxes:
http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2014/09/hack-runs-android-apps-on-windows-mac-and-linux-computers/

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Great success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 29, 2014, In : Philosophy 
I've had great success being a total idiot.
-- Jerry Lewis

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Know your stuff:
https://www.knowyourstuff.org

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Good birthdays

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 29, 2014, In : Humor 
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
-- Larry Lorenzoni

Website 4 the day:
Slot machine science:
http://www.vox.com/2014/8/7/5976927/slot-machines-casinos-addiction-by-design

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Mobius joke

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 28, 2014, In : Humor 
I've been trying to come up with a joke about a Mobius strip but I don't know where to begin.

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Make your own comics:
http://www.makebeliefscomix.com/

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Life is pleasant

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 27, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
-- Isaac Asimov

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Secret menu items:
http://hackthemenu.com/

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Highest form

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 26, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Puns are the highest form of literature.
-- Alfred Hitchcock

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Free online schematic capture:
http://www.digikey.com/en/resources/scheme-it

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Learn the rules

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 24, 2014, In : Philosophy 
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
-- Albert Einstein

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Search with visual results:
http://redz.com/home

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No children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 23, 2014, In : Humor 
Never have children, only grandchildren.
-- Gore Vidal

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Free invoice creator:
https://www.freeinvoicecreator.com/

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Public acceptance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 22, 2014, In : Philosophy 
No scientific theory achieves public acceptance until it has been thoroughly discredited. .
-- Douglass Yates

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Free webinar for up to 100:
https://www.bigmarker.com/

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Needed difficulties

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 22, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Man needs difficulties; they are necessary for health.
-- Carl Jung

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Phone system cursed:
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-08-31/news/ct-met-schmich-0831-20120831_1_magic-words-phone-system-computer

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Sunday mass

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 21, 2014, In : Humor 
If Catholics only have mass on Sundays, do they cease to exist the rest of the week?

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Summarize text:
http://www.tools4noobs.com/summarize/

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Free people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 19, 2014, In : Philosophy 
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
-- Eric Hoffer

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Free Microsoft training:
http://www.microsoftvirtualacademy.com/

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An inhuman act

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 18, 2014, In : Philosophy 
A person who is going to commit an inhuman act invariably excuses himself by saying, "I'm only human after all."
-- Sydney J. Harris

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Natural language search engine:
http://lexxe.com/

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Never prepared

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 18, 2014, In : Philosophy 
We are never prepared for what we expect.
-- James Michener

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Phone tricks:
http://www.krem.com/news/10-awesome-things-you-didnt-know-your-phone-could-do-273187191.html

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Realized dreams

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 18, 2014, In : Philosophy 
To have realized your dream makes you feel lost.
-- Oriana Fallaci

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License plate e-mail:
http://passingremarks.com/

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A life of ease

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 16, 2014, In : Philosophy 
A life of ease is a difficult pursuit.
-- William Cowper

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Data visualization:
http://www.tableausoftware.com/public/

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Better memories

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 16, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
-- Ben Franklin

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Age calculator:
http://yash.info/agecalc/

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Talked about our future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 15, 2014, In : Humor 
I talked about our future and she brought up my past. It was a tense conversation.

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25 sites to watch free TV shows:
http://nerdsmagazine.com/websites-to-enjoy-your-favorite-tv-shows-online/

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Time is a drug

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 12, 2014, In : Humor 
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.
-- Terry Pratchett

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Daily good:
http://www.dailygood.org/

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Amnesia and déjà vu

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 11, 2014, In : Humor 
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Huffington's good news:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/good-news/

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Happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 10, 2014, In : Humor 
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
-- George Burns

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Triple web browser:
http://www.lunascape.tv/

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Man's significance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 10, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The significance of man is that he is insignificant and is aware of it.
-- Carl Becker

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Good News Network:
http://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/

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God creating man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 9, 2014, In : Humor 
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
-- Oscar Wilde

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Optimist World:
http://optimistworld.com/

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Two wrongs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 8, 2014, In : Humor 
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
-- Thomas Stephen Szasz

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Happy news:
http://www.happynews.com/

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Eat a watch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 7, 2014, In : Humor 
I tried to eat a watch. It was time consuming.

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Find the invisible cow:
http://findtheinvisiblecow.com/

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Everything is funny

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 5, 2014, In : Humor 

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.
-- Will Rogers

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Collaborate in the cloud (free for up to 10 people):
http://www.igloosoftware.com/

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Closed mouth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 4, 2014, In : Humor 
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
-- Sam Horn

Website 4 the day:
Learn to code interactively:
http://dailyzenlist.com/post/92635811587/15-interactive-websites-to-teach-you-how-to-code

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Bulldog v. skunk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 3, 2014, In : Philosophy 
A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it's not worth it.
-- J. Nowell

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Gain Twitter and Facebook exposure:
http://www.billionfollowers.com/

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The trouble

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 3, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The trouble is you think you have time.
-- Buddha

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Unsubscribe from junk mail:
http://www.otherinbox.com/go/en/unsubscriber/

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Reincarnation seminar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 2, 2014, In : Humor 
Last month I blew $5,000 on a reincarnation seminar. I figured hey you only live once.
-- Randy Shakes

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DIY industrial machines:
http://opensourceecology.org/

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Life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 31, 2014, In : Humor 
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering -- and it's all over much too soon.
-- Woody Allen

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Learn Javascript:
http://eloquentjavascript.net/

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Bakery burned down

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 31, 2014, In : Humor 
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

Website 4 the day:
Edit Microsoft files for free:
http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/online/

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Nothing more stupid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 29, 2014, In : Philosophy 
There is nothing more stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
-- Will Rogers

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Ethical hacking resources:
http://www.insecure.in/

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The act of tact

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 28, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Tact is the act of making a point without making an enemy.
-- Clarence Darrow

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Sound archive:
https://www.popuparchive.org/

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When you are angry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 27, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Speak when you are angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
-- Henry Ward Beecher

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$2B crowd funding effort for USS Enterprise:
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/help-vulcan-alberta-build-the-uss-enterprise

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Quitting is easy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 26, 2014, In : Humor 
Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it hundreds of times.
-- Mark Twain

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Open movie editor:
http://www.openmovieeditor.org

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Only in America

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 25, 2014, In : Humor 
Only in America, if you fail as a person, you can always write a book.
-- Ferg Stevens

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Lower priority of CPU hogs:
http://www.donationcoder.com/Software/Mouser/proctamer/

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Many complain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 24, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Many complain of their memory, few of their judgment.
-- Ben Franklin

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PDF E-books:
http://pdf-ebooks.org/

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In the waiting room

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 24, 2014, In : Humor 
Nurse: “Doctor, there’s an invisible man in the waiting room.”
Doctor: “Tell him I can’t see him.”

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Equity crowdfunding:
http://www.seedrs.com/

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Needs 100 eyes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 22, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller but one.
-- George Herbert

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Strange chemical reactions:
https://vine.co/learn

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Good breakfast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 22, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Hope is a good breakfast but a bad supper.
-- W. Rawley

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42 lacing methods:
http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/lacingmethods.htm

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Half truths

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 21, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Half the truth is often a whole lie.
-- Ben Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Electronic makeup:
http://gizmodo.com/watch-how-electronic-makeup-completely-transforms-thi-1623140171

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Got the brain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 20, 2014, In : Humor 
You've got the brain of a four year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Web page load time:
http://www.numion.com/stopwatch/index.html

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End of your rope

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 19, 2014, In : Philosophy 
When you get at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
-- Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Website 4 the day:
Fast & simple audio editor:
http://www.ocenaudio.com.br/

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We are all mad

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 17, 2014, In : Philosophy 
When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Lake and ocean depths:
http://xkcd.com/1040/large/

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Pottery accident

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 17, 2014, In : Humor 
The pottery worker fell into a kiln and was fired.

Website 4 the day:
Sex slang:
http://mentalfloss.com/article/57872/31-adorable-slang-terms-sexual-intercourse-last-600-years

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Acts of creation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 15, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Every act of creation is first of all an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso

Website 4 the day:
Free small photos:
http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/

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Only at peace

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 15, 2014, In : Philosophy 
A nation is only at peace when it's at war.
-- Hugh Kingsmill

Website 4 the day:
More free images:
http://picjumbo.com/

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Ignorance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 13, 2014, In : Humor 
Even his ignorance is in encyclopedic.
-- Stanislaw Lec

Website 4 the day:
Free images:
http://www.gratisography.com/

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Leading people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 12, 2014, In : Philosophy 
To lead the people, walk behind them.
-- Lao-Tzu

Website 4 the day:
Create videos together:
https://mixbit.com/

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The bigger fool

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 12, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.
-- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

Website 4 the day:
Free images:
http://www.morguefile.com/archive

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Return on my money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 11, 2014, In : Humor 
I’m not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
German WWI images:
http://tiny.cc/germanwwi

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Fell into a colander

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 10, 2014, In : Humor 
A man fell into a large colander and strained himself.

Website 4 the day:
List of websites Google has forgotten:
http://hiddenfromgoogle.com/

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Motivating husbands

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 8, 2014, In : Humor 
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.
-- Anne Bancrof

Website 4 the day:
Pronounce your name for people:
http://namez.com/

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I am deep

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 7, 2014, In : Humor 
I am deeply superficial.
-- Ava Gardner

Website 4 the day:
Starship schematics database:
http://www.shipschematics.net/

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Shortest distance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 6, 2014, In : Humor 
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
-- Noelie Alito

Website 4 the day:
An homage to classic video games:
http://www.5by.com/art-and-animation/posts/7A5/game-over-by-pes

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Force is a poor solution

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 5, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
-- David Friedman

Website 4 the day:
Take a picture and sketch:
http://www.clarisketch.com/

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A stick in water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 4, 2014, In : Humor 
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That’s why I never take baths.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
PC hardware analysis:
http://www.hwinfo.com/

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The key to success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 4, 2014, In : Philosophy 
You will find the key to success under the alarm clock.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Offline tool to create sketches from photos:
http://www.fotosketcher.com/download-fotosketcher/

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Obesity in my family

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 3, 2014, In : Humor 
Obesity doesn't run in my family. No one runs in my family.

Website 4 the day:
The oldest joke book:
http://publishing.yudu.com/Library/Au7bv/PhilogelosTheLaughAd/resources/93.htm

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No exception

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 1, 2014, In : Philosophy 
There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
-- James Thurber

Website 4 the day:
Fix things around the home:
http://www.familyhandyman.com/video

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A need to know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 31, 2014, In : Philosophy 
I think we all have a need to know what we do not need to know.
-- William Safire

Website 4 the day:
Perpetual bubblewrap:
http://www.urban75.com/Mag/bubble.html

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People who know how to run the country

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 30, 2014, In : Humor 
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Stop being tracked:
https://www.eff.org/privacybadger

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Life is important

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 29, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Scan and import documents into your smartphone:
?yola-link-is-coming=true http://www.vanaia.com/scanwritr/

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A wonderful thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 28, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it.
-- Albert Einstein 

Website 4 the day:
Print large posters:
http://posterprinter.sourceforge.net/

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My language command

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 28, 2014, In : Humor 
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
-- Robert C. Benchley

Website 4 the day:
Hackable browser::
http://breach.cc

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Gift cake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 27, 2014, In : Humor 
A German ex-con brought me a cake. I later discovered it was Stollen.

Website 4 the day:
Send e-mail and get it back 5 years from now:
thevault.listserve@gmail.com

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Wisdom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 25, 2014, In : Humor 
I’ve met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
-- Ambrose Bierce

Website 4 the day:
Car complaints:
http://www.carcomplaints.com/

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Had some words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 25, 2014, In : Humor 
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-- Bill Clinton

Website 4 the day:
Analyze webpage performance:
http://gtmetrix.com/

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A good lover

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 23, 2014, In : Humor 
I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Exercise your brain:
http://brainworkshop.sourceforge.net/

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I called the wrong number

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 22, 2014, In : Humor 
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
-- James Thurber

Website 4 the day:
Browser-based password tool:
https://www.mitro.co/

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Six months to live

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 21, 2014, In : Humor 
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.
-- Walter Matthau

Website 4 the day:
Private e-mail: 
https://www.virtru.com/

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Intolerable ugliness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 21, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable, we find it necessary to change it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Ridiculous cons:
http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=57685

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Boring hunting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 20, 2014, In : Humor 
House hunting is incredibly boring, they never move.

Website 4 the day:
Convert text to functions:
http://www.xamuel.com/inverse-graphing-calculator.php?phrase=t4td.com

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Afraid of the dark

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 18, 2014, In : Humor 
I’m afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Improve your social writing:
https://notegraphy.com/

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When a man ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 17, 2014, In : Humor 
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
-- Prince Philip

Website 4 the day:
Do you have Adult ADHD?
http://www.everydayhealth.com/ownyouradhd

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Depressed women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 16, 2014, In : Humor 
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-- Elayne Boosler

Website 4 the day:
Free video conferencing:
https://appear.in/

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He who hesitates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 15, 2014, In : Humor 
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
Disposable e-mail:
http://www.yopmail.com/en/

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Predictions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 14, 2014, In : Humor 
Wall Street indexes predicted 9 out of the last five recessions.
-- Paul a Samuelson

Website 4 the day:
Digital painting studio:
http://kritastudio.com/

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Poker is tough

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 13, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Poker is a tough way to make an easy living.
-- Bob "Silver Eagle" Thompson

Website 4 the day:
Easy digital painting:
http://mypaint.intilinux.com/

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Stolen calendar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 13, 2014, In : Humor 
Two thieves stole a calendar. Each got six months.

Website 4 the day:
Household product tricks:
http://www.gagsbox.com/tape-this-inside-medicine-cabinet/

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The devil cites Scripture

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 11, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
-- William Shakespeare

Website 4 the day:
Web surfing selfie:
http://surfkoll.se/

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What we are

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 11, 2014, In : Philosophy 
We know what we are, but not what we may be.
-- William Shakespeare

Website 4 the day:
Check for unusual sites/products:
http://www.ohgizmo.com/

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Our doubts are traitors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 10, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt.
-- William Shakespeare

Website 4 the day:
Pretty bookmarks:
http://raindrop.io/

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Either good or bad

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 8, 2014, In : Philosophy 
There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.
-- William Shakespeare

Website 4 the day:
Tell a story with your photos:
http://www.myparade.com/

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Not in the stars

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 8, 2014, In : Philosophy 
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.
-- William Shakespeare

Website 4 the day:
Past photos:
http://www.viraldoza.com/50-photos-past-shocking-hilarious-cant-believe-things-changed/

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Fool vs. wise man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 7, 2014, In : Philosophy 
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
-- William Shakespeare

Website 4 the day:
Learn stuff:
https://learni.st/

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Job cleaning mirrors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 6, 2014, In : Humor 
I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could see myself doing.

Website 4 the day:
You're getting old:
http://you.regettingold.com/

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Who I was

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 5, 2014, In : Humor 
I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
-- Emo Plillips

Website 4 the day:
Find online courses:
http://www.mysliderule.com/

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Food and medicine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 5, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food.
-- Hippocrates

Website 4 the day:
Algorithm repository:
http://www.algorithmatic.com/

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Painting is easy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 3, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Painting is easy when you don't know how but very difficult when you do.
-- Edgar Degas

Website 4 the day:
Scifi movie sound generator: 
http://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/spaceshipNoiseGenerator.php

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On the other hand

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 2, 2014, In : Humor 
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Sleep in someone else's hotel room:
https://www.roomertravel.com/

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Forgive me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 1, 2014, In : Humor 
Forgive me now – tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Website 4 the day:
How much of your nest egg is being eaten?
https://www.feex.com/

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Humor like a frog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 1, 2014, In : Humor 
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
-- E. B. White

Website 4 the day:
Capture screenshot of a web page:
http://ctrlq.org/screenshots/

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You’re not drunk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 30, 2014, In : Humor 
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
-- Dean Martin

Website 4 the day:
Fix stuff:
http://www.ifixit.com/

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Split pea soup

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 30, 2014, In : Humor 
I ordered split pea soup at a beatnik restaurant all I got was an bowl of hot water.

Website 4 the day:
Urinal video game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1QxnG25Tl4

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Putting the record straight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 27, 2014, In : Humor 
Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past.
-- Erica Jong

Website 4 the day:
Click on a finger:
http://www.arnelefant.de/iClip_fuer_html.swf

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Most afraid of

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 27, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The thing I’m most afraid of is me. Of not knowing what I’m going to do. Of not knowing what I’m doing right now.
-- Haruki Murakami

Website 4 the day:
Income tax estimator:
http://app.adiz.net/incometaxcalculator/

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Accept your flaws

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 26, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.
-- Tyrion Lannister

Website 4 the day:
Find your discounts and deals:
http://www.larky.com/

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You may not control events

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 25, 2014, In : Philosophy 
You may not control all the events that happen to you, but you can decide not to be reduced by them.
-- Maya Angelou

Website 4 the day:
Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet:
http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/

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Who were you?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 24, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Can you remember who you were, before the world told you who you should be?
-- Danielle LaPorte

Website 4 the day:
Unlimited free music:
http://cmd.fm

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Faith

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 23, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Faith is taking the first step even when you can’t see the whole staircase.
-- Martin Luther King Jr.

Website 4 the day:
How to sharpen pencils:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkSmaFAuaH4

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Puns to kleptomaniacs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 22, 2014, In : Humor 
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

Website 4 the day:
Clean your screen:
http://www.sanger.dk

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Try to fail

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 22, 2014, In : Humor 
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Remote access via browser:
http://sourceforge.net/projects/guacamole/

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Every gun made

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 20, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Website 4 the day:
What schizophrenia is like:
http://www.5by.com/wow/posts/6AV/anderson-cooper-tries-a-schizophrenia-simulator

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When I was your age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 19, 2014, In : Humor 
When I was your age, television was called books.
-- William Goldman

Website 4 the day:
Epic fails:
http://www.pbh2.com/humor/fail-gif/

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I don't hate people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 18, 2014, In : Philosophy 
I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around.
Charles Bukowski

Website 4 the day:
Create a web page quickly:
http://pen.io/

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Human marks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 17, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The marks humans leave are too often scars.
-- John Green

Website 4 the day:
Computer and malware help:
http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/

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What adults are

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 16, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Adults are obsolete children.
-- Dr. Seuss

Website 4 the day:
The most Taco Bell food for your money:
http://kotaku.com/a-hack-that-gets-you-the-most-taco-bell-food-for-your-m-1571568719

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Watching TV

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 15, 2014, In : Humor 
I was watching the television for hours yesterday. I got bored, so I turned it on. That didn't help.

Website 4 the day:
Play with faces:
http://mono-1.com/monoface/main.html

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Measure of health

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 15, 2014, In : Philosophy 
It is no measure of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
-- Jiddu Krisnamurti

Website 4 the day:
Prove anything:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/prove-anything-statistics-using-spurious-correlations-weird-wonderful-web/

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A man may die

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 13, 2014, In : Philosophy 
A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on.
-- John F. Kennedy

Website 4 the day:
Fax 5 pages twice/day for free:
http://http://faxorama.com//

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Sad words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 11, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Of all sad words of mouth or pen, the saddest are these: it might have been.  
-- John Greenleaf Whittier

Website 4 the day:
Uncensored news:
https://www.youtube.com/vicenews

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Are we alone?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 10, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
-- Arthur C. Clark

Website 4 the day:
Find your stolen camera:
http://www.stolencamerafinder.com/

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People are other people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 9, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions. Their lives a mimicry. Their passions a quotation.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Is a website suspicious:
http://google.com/safebrowsing/diagnostic?site=t4td.com/
(replace t4td.com with the site of interest)

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Some die early

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 9, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Some people die at 25 and aren’t buried until 75.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Hum to your computer:
http://www.midomi.com/

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Shotgun wedding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 7, 2014, In : Humor 
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

Website 4 the day:
Man vs. balloon:
http://awegif.com/gifs/5474.gif

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Nothing is work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 7, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Nothing is really work, unless you'd rather be doing something else.
-- James Barrie

Website 4 the day:
Create a chat room:
https://chatstep.com/

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So useless

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 5, 2014, In : Philosophy 
There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.
-- Peter Drucker

Website 4 the day:
All my friends are dead comic:
http://www.whokilledbambi.co.uk/public/2010/07/friends.gif

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The ‘good life’

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 4, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The ‘good life’ begins when you stop wanting a better one.
-- Nkosiphambili E. Molapis

Website 4 the day:
Increasing dominos:
http://thekidshouldseethis.com/post/53847062117

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The undead

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 4, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Unbeing dead isn’t being alive.
-- E. E. Cummings

Website 4 the day:
Free invoicing:
http://invoiceable.co/

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Life's purpose

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 2, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
-- Robert Byrne

Website 4 the day:
Fix your bike:
http://www.parktool.com/blog/repair-help

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One real sin

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 2, 2014, In : Philosophy 
There is only one real sin and that is to persuade oneself that the second best is anything but second best.
-- Doris Lessing

Website 4 the day:
Get 5 more years of XP updates:
http://www.geek.com/microsoft/registry-hack-gives-windows-xp-five-more-years-of-updates-1594876/
see also:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/windows-xp-registry-hack-google-self-driving-cars-apple-ransomware-tech-news-digest/

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How he became a ditch-digger

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 2, 2014, In : Humor 
When I asked the man how he became a ditch-digger, he said he just fell into it.

Website 4 the day:
Octopus unscrews a jar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL3M_DcO6wk#t=83

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Institutions preserve

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 30, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
-- Clay Shirky

Website 4 the day:
Get money back for delayed or canceled air flights:
http://www.getairhelp.com/us

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Blowing winds

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 29, 2014, In : Philosophy 
When the winds of change blow, some people build walls and others build windmills.
-- Chinese proverb

Website 4 the day:
Free Metropolitan Museum of Art images:
http://www.metmuseum.org/collection/the-collection-online

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All possible objections

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 29, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome.
-- Samuel Johnson

Website 4 the day:
Font terms:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/many-font-terms-know/

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Companies fail

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 27, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The single biggest reason companies fail is they overinvest in what is, as opposed to what might be.
-- Gary Hamel

Website 4 the day:
Charitable search engine:
http://www.sleio.com/

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What customers want

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 26, 2014, In : Philosophy 
If I'd have asked my customers what they wanted, they would have told me 'A faster horse'.
-- Henry Ford

Website 4 the day:
Large list of cheat sheets:
http://www.gegeek.com/documents/649546B630371346316B2DAAD5D323C7F7B73A14.html

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Not living up to other's expectations

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 26, 2014, In : Philosophy 
I am not in this world to live up to other people’s expectations, nor do l feel that the world must live up to mine.
-- Fritz Perl

Website 4 the day:
Backup your Google data:
https://www.google.com/settings/takeout

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Escaped rabbits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 25, 2014, In : Humor 
5000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area.

Website 4 the day:
Interplanetary delivery service:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSGZyRBpMBE#t=60

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Never discourage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 24, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.
-- Plato

Website 4 the day:
Instant justice:
http://thewondrous.com/these-20-people-got-instant-justice-for-being-jerks-gifs

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Life is hard

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 23, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Life is hard, it's harder if you're stupid.
-- John Wayne

Website 4 the day:
Make a chart:
http://live.amcharts.com/

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Can not lead

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 21, 2014, In : Philosophy 
You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte
Website 4 the day:
The past and future popularity of your name:
http://time.com/93911/baby-name-predictor/

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Most important thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 20, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.
-- Peter Drucker

Website 4 the day:
All-in-one travel organizer:
https://www.tripit.com/

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Opportunities lost

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 19, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Opportunities are not lost. They are just taken by others.
-- Jane Bozarth

Website 4 the day:
Search with visual results:
http://oskope.com/

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Don't like change

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 19, 2014, In : Philosophy 
If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less.
-- General Shinseki

Website 4 the day:
Compare nations graphically:
http://www.nationmaster.com/

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Dancing cheek-to-cheek

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 18, 2014, In : Humor 
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Website 4 the day:
Generate domain names:
http://www.domainsbot.com/

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Worse than training

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 16, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The only thing worse than training your employees and having them leave is not training them and having them stay.
-- Henry Ford

Website 4 the day:
Find free images:
http://www.veezzle.com/

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Don't take risks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 15, 2014, In : Philosophy 
If you don't take risks... you actually risk everything.
-- Jimmy Vee

Website 4 the day:
80,000+ British Newsreels:
https://www.youtube.com/user/britishpathe

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You're on the right track

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 14, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Cat saves boy:
http://www.5by.com/staff-faves/posts/5YM/my-cat-saved-my-son

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A change for the better

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 13, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by drawbacks and discomforts.
-- Arnold Bennett

Website 4 the day:
Learn HTML & CSS:
http://www.webdesigndegreecenter.org/learn-to-code/

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Only works in practice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 13, 2014, In : Humor 
Wikipedia only works in practice. In theory, it's a total disaster.
-- Sue Gardner

Website 4 the day:
Your digital afterlife:
https://tellmebye.com/en

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If you had a hammer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 11, 2014, In : Humor 
If the only tool you have is a hammer, it's hard to eat spaghetti.
-- David Allen

Website 4 the day:
Weather odds:
http://www.weatherodds.info/

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Carpet store fire

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 10, 2014, In : Humor 
After the carpet store burned down, only remnants remained.

Website 4 the day:
Sent e-mail reminders:
http://reme.io/

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How many breaths you took

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 9, 2014, In : Philosophy 
In the end, it’s not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.
-- Shing Xiong

Website 4 the day:
Online teleprompter:
http://www.cueprompter.com/

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Have anything you want

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 8, 2014, In : Philosophy 
You can have anything you want if you are willing to give up the belief that you can’t have it.
-- Robert Anthony

Website 4 the day:
Save the Internet:
http://www.savetheinternet.com/sti-home

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Be insignificant

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 8, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.
-- Mahatma Gandhi

Website 4 the day:
Audio version of Youtube:
http://audioboo.fm/

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No man living

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 6, 2014, In : Philosophy 
There is no man living that can not do more than he thinks he can.
-- Henry Ford

Website 4 the day:
You think you had a bad day?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wqg-zugZdI0

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Who isn't rowing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 6, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Only the guy who isn’t rowing has time to rock the boat.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre

Website 4 the day:
Backpacks for cows:
http://www.fastcoexist.com/3028933/these-backpacks-for-cows-collect-their-fart-gas-and-store-it-for-energy

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A state of mind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 5, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Defeat is a state of mind; no one is ever defeated until defeat has been accepted as a reality.
-- Bruce Lee

Website 4 the day:
Laws being broken:
http://5thingsilearnedtoday.com/blog/2014/4/21/photographing-silly-laws-being-broken

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The Dalmatian ran away

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 4, 2014, In : Humor 
When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

Website 4 the day:
Some useless devices:
http://www.ufunk.net/design/the-uncomfortable-katerina-kamprani

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The condiment of success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 2, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
Truman Capote

Website 4 the day:
Let's say you went back in time:
http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/qw-cheatsheet-print-zoom.jpg

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What you cannot do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 2, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.
John Wooden

Website 4 the day:
Photos of current events:
http://viiphoto.com/issues-in-the-news/

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Going to church

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 1, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. -- Bill Sunday

Website 4 the day:
Patterns (use scroll wheel):
http://thepatternlibrary.com/

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Always borrow money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 30, 2014, In : Humor 
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
-- Oscare Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Online photo editor:
http://pixlr.com/editor/

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Teach today’s students

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 29, 2014, In : Philosophy 
If we teach today’s students as we taught yesterday’s, we rob them of tomorrow.
-- John Dewey

Website 4 the day:
Drag and drop web page builder:
http://www.layoutit.com/

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Live a happy life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 29, 2014, In : Philosophy 
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or objects.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Create a software tutorial:
http://www.debugmode.com/wink/

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Quarks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 27, 2014, In : Humor 
Never trust a quark. They make up everything.

Website 4 the day:
Academic Torrent:

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Smarter than dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 25, 2014, In : Humor 
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
-- Jeff Valdez

Website 4 the day:
Android app to easily share WiFi:
http://instabridge.com/en/

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The electric chair

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 24, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The cure for crime is not the electric chair, but the high chair.
-- J. Edgar Hoover

Website 4 the day:
Car repair local prices:
http://repairpal.com/

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Getting ahead

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Videos removed from Youtube:
http://youtomb.mit.edu

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Make me different

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The things that make me different are the things that make me.
-- A.A. Milne

Website 4 the day:
Create repeated text blocks :
http://www.funduc.com/dupblock.htm

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Offer no excuse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 21, 2014, In : Philosophy 
It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.
-- George Washington

Website 4 the day:
Catalog of web designer references:
http://www.webdesignerheaven.com/

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Deny freedom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 20, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Play any song:
http://bop.fm/

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Coca-Cola interviews

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 19, 2014, In : Humor 
Interviews at the Coca-Cola factory include a pop quiz.

Website 4 the day:
Optical illusion cut-outs:
http://gagsarea.com/28099

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Uncle's dying wish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 18, 2014, In : Humor 
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Find your next love:
https://www.allpaws.com/

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Rolling drunk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 17, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
-- Kurt Vonnegut

Website 4 the day:
New web app language:
https://www.dartlang.org/

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Success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 17, 2014, In : Humor 
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner

Website 4 the day:
Multiplatform backup:
http://www.code42.com/crashplan/

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Our own devil

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 15, 2014, In : Philosophy 
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
-- Oscar Wilde 

Website 4 the day:
Answers by doctor:
https://www.healthtap.com/

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The world is a stage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 14, 2014, In : Humor 
The world is a stage and the play is badly cast.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Improve your writing:
http://www.hemingwayapp.com/

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The mistakes of others

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 13, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

Website 4 the day:
Beautify your photos:
http://photomania.net/

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Boolean's best

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 12, 2014, In : Humor 
The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.

Website 4 the day:
Easily put events on your calendar:
http://super.cc/

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Counting troubles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 11, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Website 4 the day:
Multiplatform local file transfer:
http://www.msec.it/blog/?page_id=11

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Rat race

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 10, 2014, In : Humor 
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the day:
High quality video courses:
http://www.mobento.com/

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Not art

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 9, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Art is not what you see, but what you make others see.
-- Edgar Degas

Website 4 the day:
Google will eat itself:
http://www.googlewilleatitself.com/

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Facts first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 8, 2014, In : Humor 
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Automatic podcast post-production:
http://auphonic.com/

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We want to be good

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 8, 2014, In : Philosophy 
On the whole, human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time. 
-- George Orwell 

Website 4 the day:
Ace your next job interview: 
http://digg.com/video/how-to-nail-a-job-interview?utm_source=digg&utm_medium=email

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Knowing is not enough

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 7, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough: we must do.
-- Bruce Lee

Website 4 the day:
Circuits for hobbyists:
http://www.sentex.ca/~mec1995/circ/circuits.htm

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Alexander Graham Bell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 6, 2014, In : Humor 
Alexander Graham Bell followed his calling.

Website 4 the day:
Find songs on the Internet:
http://soundyouneed.com/

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Adjusted views

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 5, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved.
-- Tim Minchin

Website 4 the day:
Trapped in an Ikea room:
http://thechive.com/2013/11/18/for-fun-one-day-ylvis-decided-to-trap-some-people-in-an-ikea-video/

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You're offended

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 4, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.
-- Ricky Gervais

Website 4 the day:
Things cut in half:
http://www.viralforest.com/things-cut-half

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Stick to your values

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 3, 2014, In : Philosophy 
If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Open-access peer reviewed reports:
http://www.plosone.org/

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Things done in a day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 2, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Many fine things can be done in a day if you don't always make that day tomorrow.
-- Anonymous

Website 4 the day:
Cost of anti-vaccination hype:
http://jennymccarthybodycount.com/Anti-Vaccine_Body_Count/Home.html

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What you are

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 1, 2014, In : Philosophy 
You are your choices.
-- Seneca

Website 4 the day:
Ketchup clean:
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2014/03/19/using-ketchup-to-clean-10-unexpected-natural-cleaners/

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Not meant to be reached

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 31, 2014, In : Philosophy 
A goal is not always meant to be reached. It often serves simply as something to aim at.
-- Bruce Lee

Website 4 the day:
Smart tags show if food spoiled:
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/smart-tags-change-color-when-food-gets-spoiled/

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Dad was stealing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 30, 2014, In : Humor 
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

Website 4 the day:
Pong traffic light button:
http://www.gtack.com/p.php?p=un0vla8n

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All wrapped up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 28, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Being all wrapped up in yourself makes you a very small package.
-- Alford Frost

Website 4 the day:
Size of the sex economy:
http://www.urban.org/publications/413047.html

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Making a choice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 27, 2014, In : Philosophy 
When you have to make a choice and don't make it, that is in itself a choice.
-- William James

Website 4 the day:
Watch restricted web content:
http://proxmate.dave.cx/

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If you wait

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 27, 2014, In : Philosophy 
If you wait, all that happens is you get older.
-- Larry McMurtry

Website 4 the day:
History of math:
http://www.storyofmathematics.com/story.html

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Small minds

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 26, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Small minds create big problems.
-- Michael Travis

Website 4 the day:
Dice and splice Youtube videos:
http://www.stepup.io/

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Never wanted to be famous

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 24, 2014, In : Philosophy 
I never wanted to be famous. I only wanted to be great.
-- Ray Charles

Website 4 the day:
Free Getty images for social media:
http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/Creative/Frontdoor/embed

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Wars started by lies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 24, 2014, In : Philosophy 
If wars can be started by lies, they can be stopped by truth.
-- Julian Assange

Website 4 the day:
Video game teaches coding:
https://sites.google.com/a/eng.ucsd.edu/codespells/

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Ghosts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 23, 2014, In : Humor 
Sunday is PUNday: 
Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers. 
Website 4 the day:
Include yourself in group photos: 
http://groopic.com/

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Cult of ignorance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 21, 2014, In : Philosophy 
There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'"
-- Isaac Asimonv

Website 4 the day:
Windows XP support ending, learn Linux now for free:
https://www.edx.org/course/linuxfoundationx/linuxfoundationx-lfs101x-introduction-1621

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Opportunity doesn't knock

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 21, 2014, In : Philosophy 
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Tiny handcuff key:
http://tihk.co/

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A self-referential truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 19, 2014, In : Philosophy 
All great truth begin as blasphemies.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Cool hacks and mods:
http://hacknmod.com/

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Praying for an easy life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 18, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
-- Bruce Lee

Website 4 the day:
Stop mail catalogs:
https://www.catalogchoice.org/

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Doing nothing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 18, 2014, In : Philosophy 
There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do.
-- Jerome K. Jerome

Website 4 the day:
Obscenely long URL maker:
http://www.longurlmaker.com/

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Software bugs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 17, 2014, In : Philosophy 
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
-- Edsger Dijkstra

Website 4 the day:
15 minutes of fiction a day:
https://dailylit.com/

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Reading & sunbathing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 16, 2014, In : Humor 
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

Website 4 the day:
Bad Project (Lady Gaga parody):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl4L4M8m4d0

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Programmer troubles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 14, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late.
-- Seymour Cray

Website 4 the day:
Send anonymous poop (3 varieties!):
http://poopsenders.com/

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Kinds of programming languages

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 13, 2014, In : Humor 
There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses.
-- Bjarne Stroustrup

Website 4 the day:
Inflatable turkey:
http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-11940-Inflatable-Turkey/dp/B002K51IQI

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A good programmer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 13, 2014, In : Philosophy 
A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
-- Doug Linder

Website 4 the day:
Invisible driver prank:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVrJ8DxECbg

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Crappy software

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 12, 2014, In : Philosophy 
One man’s crappy software is another man’s full time job.
-- Jessica Gaston

Website 4 the day:
Google Glass date:
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/video/1iFVMF

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Writing error-free programs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 11, 2014, In : Humor 
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
-- Alan J. Perlis

Website 4 the day:
Endless energy source:
http://www.vid4fun.com/Funny/189/endless-source-of-energy.html

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Reusable software

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 10, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.
-- Ralph Johnson

Website 4 the day:
What if animals were round?
http://www.whenyourebored.com/videos/what-if-animals-were-round_4.html

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Root beer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 9, 2014, In : Humor 
I poured root beer into a square cup. Now I just have beer.

Website 4 the day:
Let knowledge flow:
https://gibbon.co

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Some women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 8, 2014, In : Humor 
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.”
― Cher

Website 4 the day:
Get answers from local businesses:
http://talkto.com/

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A dangerous place

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 7, 2014, In : Philosophy 
A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world.
― John le Carré

Website 4 the day:
Improve your writing:
http://www.expresso-app.org/

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How rare is insanity?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 6, 2014, In : Philosophy 
In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
― Friedrich Nietzsche

Website 4 the day:
Random website:
http://www.randomwebsite.com/cgi-bin/random.pl

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Simply morality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 5, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people we personally dislike.
― Oscar Wilde 

Website 4 the day:
Check your browser: 
https://browsercheck.qualys.com/

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Looking for a blessing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, In : Humor 
What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.
-- Jerome K. Jerome

Website 4 the day:
Transcribe audio/video files:
http://otranscribe.com/

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Never started

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 3, 2014, In : Philosophy 
It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.
- J.R.R. Tolkien

Website 4 the day:
Keep windows on top:


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Parking space sign

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 2, 2014, In : Humor 
Sign by parking space: "Witches' parking only. All others will be toad."

Website 4 the day:
Rhyming dictionary and verse editor:
http://www.tucows.com/preview/511127/McGill-Rhyming-Dictionary--VersePerfect

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Sanity is a madness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 28, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Sanity is a madness put to good uses.”
― George Santayana

Website 4 the day:
Find your stuff, anywhere:
http://www.synata.com/

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Very difficult

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 27, 2014, In : Philosophy 
It's actually very difficult to make something both simple and good.”
― Paul Simon

Website 4 the day:
Temporary shorted URLs:
http://shoutkey.com/

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Write what you know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 27, 2014, In : Humor 
Write what you know. That should leave you with a lot of free time.”
― Howard Nemerov

Website 4 the day:
Free live video:
http://www.filmon.com/tv/live

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I like work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 26, 2014, In : Humor 
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
-- Jerome K. Jerome

Website 4 the day:
See the iron in your cereal:
http://www.kjmagnetics.com/blog.asp?p=cereal-contains-iron

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Purpose of life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 25, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The purpose of life is to be defeated by greater and greater things.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke

Website 4 the day:
Whose playing your song?
http://radiosearchengine.com/

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An infantile disease

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 24, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Develop cross-platform apps:
http://xdk-software.intel.com/

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Juries are never satisfied

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 23, 2014, In : Humor 
Juries are never satisfied with their verdicts, they always return them.

Website 4 the day:
Free photos:
http://photopin.com/

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Measles and love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 22, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
-- Lord Byron

Website 4 the day:
Find speed traps:
https://www.trapster.com/

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So focused

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 20, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Never be so focused on what you're looking for that you overlook the thing you actually find.
-- Ann Patchett

Website 4 the day:
Up/down status of popular sites:
http://downrightnow.com/, and
http://downdetector.com/

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The most beautiful makeup

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 19, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.
-- Yves Saint-Laurent

Website 4 the day:
Create an event site:
http://splashthat.com/

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Poetry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 19, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Poetry is what gets lost in translation.
-- Robert Frost

Website 4 the day:
Turn a movie script into a storyboard:
http://studios.amazon.com/storyteller

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Omit

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 18, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Omit needless words.
-- William Strunk Jr.

Website 4 the day:
Generate drop-down menus:
http://www.dropdownmenugenerator.com/

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\When people agree

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 17, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Search Youtube more efficiently:
http://toogl.es/

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Your lack of hair

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 16, 2014, In : Humor 
If you deceive people about your lack of hair, there will be hell toupee.

Website 4 the day:
Extend your Gmail:
http://http://toolbox.mxhero.com//

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Too open-minded

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 14, 2014, In : Humor 
If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
― Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Website 4 the day:
Learn to be a hacker:
http://www.fromdev.com/2013/07/Hacking-Tutorials.html

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The future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 13, 2014, In : Philosophy 
I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
― John Green

Website 4 the day:
Spoof calling #5:
http://bluffmycall.com/

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The sad truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 13, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The sad truth is the truth is sad.
-- Lemony Snicket

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Spoof calling #4:
http://calleridfaker.com/

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Our greatest glory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 12, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
-- Confucius

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Spoof calling #3:
http://www.spooftel.com/

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I feel good

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 11, 2014, In : Philosophy 
When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Spoof calling #2:
http://www.spoofcard.com/

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Everyone is a moon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 10, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Spoof calling #1:
http://www.crazycall.net/

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Nobel laureates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 10, 2014, In : Humor 
Although Nobelists tend to have dynamite personalities, Niels was a Bohr, and Linus was a Pauling.

Website 4 the day:
Learn to program:
http://www.codecademy.com/

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Adventure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 7, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Adventure is just bad planning.
-- Roald Amundsen

Website 4 the day:
Wordpress tutorials:
http://wordpress.tv/

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Little by little

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 6, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Little by little, one travels far.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien

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Trial following on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/FollowTrial

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Worth dying for

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 6, 2014, In : Philosophy 
There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for.
-- Albert Camus

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Useful map tools:
http://www.freemaptools.com/

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The greatest threat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 5, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism.
-- Wole Soyinka

Website 4 the day:
Remove dead browser bookmarks:
http://aignes.com/deadlink.htm

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Truth and beauty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 4, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is.
-- Nadine Gordimer

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Personalized links:
https://clickug.com/

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The middle of difficulty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 3, 2014, In : Philosophy 
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity
-- Albert Einstein

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Free movies and TV shows:
http://www.viewster.com/

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Man cooled to absolute zero

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 2, 2014, In : Humor 
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.

Website 4 the day:
Repair electronic stuff:
http://www.repairfaq.org/sam/tshoot.htm

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Why drink

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 1, 2014, In : Philosophy 
I drink to make other people more interesting.
-- Ernest Hemingway

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Make a paper wallet:
http://ipapercraft.com/credit-card-cash-wallet/

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Never met a man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 31, 2014, In : Philosophy 
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
-- Galileo Galilei

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Technical tutorials:
http://www.bestechvideos.com/

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Success is failure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 30, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.
-- Winston Churchill

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People search engine:
http://peekyou.com

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God is on our side

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 29, 2014, In : Philosophy 
My concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
What is Congress up to?
http://congress.org/

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One's craziness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 28, 2014, In : Philosophy 
One person's craziness is another person's reality.
-- Tim Burton

Website 4 the day:
List installed fonts in your web browser:
http://www.bitstorm.org/fontlist/

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Not worth doing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 27, 2014, In : Philosophy 
It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it.
-- Terry Pratchett

Website 4 the day:
Compare shipping company rates:
https://shiphawk.com/

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Solipsistic

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 26, 2014, In : Humor 
Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

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Free Android IDE:
http://www.jetbrains.com/idea/features/android.html

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Original thoughts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 25, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new after all.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Learn Android programming:
https://www.coursera.org/course/android

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Never met a man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 24, 2014, In : Philosophy 
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
-- Galileo Galilei

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All the buzz on one page:
http://addictomatic.com/

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My ghoulish reputation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 23, 2014, In : Humor 
Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
-- Robert Bloch

Website 4 the day:
Fill out PDF forms:
https://www.fillanypdf.com/

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Wisdom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 22, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.
-- Terry Pratchett

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Up to 50 GB free storage:
http://www.mediafire.com/

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People with no vices

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 21, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
-- Elizabeth Taylor

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Up to the minute weather:
http://forecast.io

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Suffer insanity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 20, 2014, In : Humor 
I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.
Sherrilyn Kenyon

Website 4 the day:
Your social life after death:
https://perpetu.co/

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Cool celebrities

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 19, 2014, In : Humor 
Celebrities stay so cool due to their many fans.

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Instant search for Chome browser:
http://searchlet.io/

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Forgive anybody

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2014, In : Humor 
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.
― Oscar Wilde

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3 words identify all of earth:
http://what3words.com/

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First draft

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The first draft of anything is shit.
― Ernest Hemingway

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Bing vs. Google:
http://www.bing-vs-google.com/

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Nothing is impossible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2014, In : Humor 
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
― A.A. Milne

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Blog with no web experience:
http://www.socialgimme.com/

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It's not denial

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 15, 2014, In : Humor 
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
-- Bill Watterson

Website 4 the day:
Gender of blog author:
http://www.genderanalyzer.com/

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Capacity for friendship

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 14, 2014, In : Humor 
The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.
-- Jay McInerney

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They bring at night:
http://www.useluna.com/

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Meeting destiny

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 13, 2014, In : Philosophy 
A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it.
-- Jean de La Fontaine

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Back up Gmail:
http://gmvault.org/

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$2,000 perfume

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 13, 2014, In : Humor 
A woman who wears $2,000 per ounce perfume has no common scents.

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Virtually anonymous:
https://duvamis.com/newvision/homepage.htm

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Stephen King's scariest

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 11, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Thought 4 The Day (http://t4td.com for past thoughts and websites) Thought 4 The Day:
The scariest moment is always just before you start.
-- Stephen King

Website 4 the day:
Biography search:
http://www.omnibiography.com/

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A serviceable substitute

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 10, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- Oscar Wilde

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Custom URL to your text:
http://textsnip.com/custom.php

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Time is a drug

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 9, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.
-- Terry Pratchett

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Flexible file renamer:
http://hp.vector.co.jp/authors/VA014830/english/FlexRena/

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Making jokes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 7, 2014, In : Philosophy 
I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
-- Marilyn Monroe

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Instant Craigslist
http://craigstant.com/

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People, generally

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 7, 2014, In : Philosophy 
People generally see what they look for, and hear what they listen for.
-- Harper Lee

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Access websites simultaneously:
https://www.simulty.com/

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War does not ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 6, 2014, In : Philosophy 
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
-- Bertrand Russell

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Manuals online:
http://www.manualslib.com/

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Exorcist payment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 5, 2014, In : Humor 
I didn't pay my exorcist and was repossessed.

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Crowdsourced delivery:
http://www.piggybee.com/

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A superb cast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 4, 2014, In : Humor 
My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

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Website builder:
http://www.webdesignland.com/

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Everyone likes you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 3, 2014, In : Philosophy 
I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself.
-- Rita Mae Brown

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Heat map of Craigslist posted jobs:
http://www.clgraphs.com/

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Who can you trust?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 2, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.
-- Ernest Hemingway

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Share and replay sketches:
http://www.pixiclip.com

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Lying idle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 1, 2014, In : Philosophy 
A book lying idle on a shelf is wasted ammunition.
-- Henry Miller

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Windows XP, virtually free:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/download-windows-xp-for-free-and-legally-straight-from-microsoft-si/

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Define yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 31, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
-- Alan Wilson Watts

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Free music:
http://www.rdio.com/

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A well written book

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 30, 2013, In : Philosophy 
If a book is well written, I always find it too short.
-- Jane Austen

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Get organized:
http://www.treepad.com/treepadfreeware/

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A tattoo artist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 29, 2013, In : Humor 
A tattoo artist has designs on his clients.

Website 4 the day:
Search the web, plant a tree:
http://www.ecosia.org/

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Illegal alien problem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 28, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
-- Robert Orben

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Your name in Japanese:
http://www.takase.com/Names/NameInJapaneseI.htm

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Ancient cats were worshipped

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 27, 2013, In : Philosophy 
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
-- Terry Pratchett

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Speed reading training:
http://www.zapreader.com/

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Your bad luck

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 26, 2013, In : Philosophy 
You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from.
-- Cormac McCarthy

Website 4 the day:
I see dead URLs:
http://deadurl.com/

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What you do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 24, 2013, In : Philosophy 
What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Website 4 the day:
Your video concierge:
http://www.5by.com/

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Clothes make the man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2013, In : Humor 
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Defeat Internet censorship:
https://www.getlantern.org/

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Never fail

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2013, In : Philosophy 
You never fail until you stop trying.
-- Albert Einstein

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Build a self-grading quiz in Google Docs:
http://planetoftheweb.com/components/promos.php?id=534

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Fear hurdles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 22, 2013, In : Humor 
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

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Find Ebay misspellings:
http://www.invisible-auctions.com/

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Three lives

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 21, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Everyone has three lives: a public life, a private life, and a secret life.
-- Gabriel García Márquez

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Make a miracle:
http://www.glassgiant.com/miracles/#miracle

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What you can do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 20, 2013, In : Humor 
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
-- Orson Welles

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Free computer tips:
http://newsletter.askleo.com

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Be yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 19, 2013, In : Humor 
Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.
-- Joss Whedon

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Youtube converter:
http://www.freemake.com/free_youtube_converter/

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Not necessarily true

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 18, 2013, In : Philosophy 
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
-- Oscar Wilde

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Compare fonts:
http://www.typetester.org

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Sign of a cluttered mind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 17, 2013, In : Philosophy 
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?
-- Albert Einstein

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Picture-in-picture browsing:
http://www.coolpreviews.com/

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Too many walls

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2013, In : Philosophy 
We build too many walls and not enough bridges.
-- Isaac Newton

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Personalized VPN (in beta):
https://uproxy.org/

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At the ocean bottom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 15, 2013, In : Humor 
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

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WYSIWYG HTML editor:
http://htmleditor.in/index.html

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Hear and forget

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 13, 2013, In : Philosophy 
I hear and I forget; I see and I remember; I do and I understand.
-- Old Chinese Proverb

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Make a permanent copy of a anything online:
https://www.mummify.it/

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Don't ask God for a bike

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 13, 2013, In : Humor 
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
-- Emo Philips

Website 4 the day:
Learn a language:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/languages/

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Life is a shipwreck

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 12, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
-- Voltaire

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Learn to write Chinese or Japanese:
http://www.skritter.com/

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Sanity v. happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 11, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
-- Mark Twain

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Brand colors:
http://brandcolors.net/

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The coin of your life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 10, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Time is the coin of your life. You spend it. Do not allow others to spend it for you.
-- Carl Sandburg

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Control startup programs:
http://www.mlin.net/StartupCPL.shtml

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Temporary pain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 9, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever.
-- Lance Armstrong

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Get an online fake girlfriend:
http://fakegirlfriend.co/

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Crossed an electric eel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 8, 2013, In : Humor 
I crossed an electric eel with a sponge and wound up with a shock absorber.

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Erase yourself:
http://gizmodo.com/how-to-erase-yourself-from-the-internet-1456270634

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Observed rules

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 6, 2013, In : Philosophy 
If I'd observed all the rules I'd never have got anywhere.
-- Marilyn Monroe

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Drag circles, have fun:
http://www.thecleverest.com/content/attractors.swf

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Handicapped ambitions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 5, 2013, In : Humor 
My ambition is handicapped by laziness.
-- Charles Bukowski

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Internet radio and recorder:
http://www.screamer-radio.com/

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Your sense of morals

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 5, 2013, In : Humor 
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
-- Isaac Asimov

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Social alarm clock:
http://sleep.fm/

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Stories of imagination

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 4, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. 
-- Terry Pratchett

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Visually debug regular expressions:
https://www.debuggex.com/

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Begin with a wash of black

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 3, 2013, In : Philosophy 
A painter should begin every canvas with a wash of black, because all things in nature are dark except where exposed by the light.
-- Leonardo da Vinci

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Web activity over the last second:
http://onesecond.designly.com/

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The art of making a point

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 2, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
-- Isaac Newton

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Registry search and cleaner:
http://www.hoverdesk.net/

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A photon at a hotel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 1, 2013, In : Humor 
A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light.”

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Make a Pocketmod:
http://pocketmod.com/

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Be happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 30, 2013, In : Philosophy 
If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.
-- Dalai Lama

Website 4 the day:
Back to the web's past:
http://dejavu.org/

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Accept the universe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 29, 2013, In : Humor 
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
-- Albert Einstein

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Instead of TV, watch:
http://unplugthetv.com/

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About sex

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 27, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Asymmetry of faces:
http://www.upscale.utoronto.ca/GeneralInterest/Harrison/Parity/FaceStudy/FaceStudy.html

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To be enjoyed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 27, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Life is to be enjoyed, not endured.
-- Gordon B. Hinckley

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Google hacking:
http://www.aagneyam.com/blog?p=551/

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Escape from reality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 26, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it.
-- Lloyd Alexander

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Tattoo fonts:
http://www.creativebloq.com/typography/free-tattoo-fonts-12121431

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Feel the rain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 25, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
-- Bob Marley

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Learn Wordpress in 1 week:
http://wpmu.org/how-to-learn-wordpress/

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Snake charmer marries an undertaker

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 24, 2013, In : Humor 
A male snake charmer married a female undertaker. Their bath towels read "Hiss" and "Hearse".

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Complete list of text emoticons:
http://cool-smileys.com/text-emoticons

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I lie to myself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 23, 2013, In : Humor 
I lie to myself all the time. But I never believe me.
-- S.E. Hinton

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Who is watching you surf?
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/lightbeam/

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Lemons

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 22, 2013, In : Humor 
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
-- Cathy Guisewite

Website 4 the day:
Find filler items for Amazon free shipping:
http://www.filleritem.com/

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Truth does not change

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 21, 2013, In : Philosophy 
The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
-- Flannery O'Connor

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Best Internet radio player:
http://www.radiosure.com/

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Weeds are flowers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 20, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.
-- A.A. Milne

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Be social with your family:
https://origami.com/?em_banner

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Motion of heavenly bodies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 19, 2013, In : Philosophy 
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.
-- Isaac Newton

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It would be better, if:
http://www.wouldbebetter.com/

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Technology will surpass our humanity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 18, 2013, In : Philosophy 
I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots.
-- Albert Einstein

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Logical fallacies:
http://www.oxfordtutorials.com/logical_fallacies.htm

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Used to be a banker

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 17, 2013, In : Humor 
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest

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Stream and download music:
https://sites.google.com/site/getsongr/

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God created war

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 16, 2013, In : Humor 
God created war so that Americans would learn geography.
-- Mark Twain

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Real cursive handwriting fonts:
http://www.vletter.com/design_visitor.htm

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What the world is not

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 15, 2013, In : Philosophy 
The world is not a wish-granting factory.
-- John Green

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Free software Android:
http://replicant.us/

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Sleep talking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2013, In : Humor 
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus

Website 4 the day:
Web data into information:
http://import.io/

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Sleep is great

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2013, In : Philosophy 
I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
Online flash cards:
http://ankisrs.net/

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Sleep is nicest

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 12, 2013, In : Philosophy 
The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.
-- Marilyn Monroe

Website 4 the day:
Single use shared folders:
http://www.onetimebox.org/

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Drive safely while kissing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 10, 2013, In : Humor 
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
How to spy on an embassy:
http://www.duncancampbell.org/embassy-bugging

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Didn't like my beard

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 10, 2013, In : Humor 
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me .

Website 4 the day:
Meditation motivation:
http://medivate.com/

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I was gratified

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 8, 2013, In : Humor 
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Who has a file locked?
http://www.dr-hoiby.com/WhoLockMe/

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Life is a disease

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 7, 2013, In : Humor 
Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.
-- Neil Gaiman

Website 4 the day:
Get a UK IP address
http://www.expatshield.com/

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Who said?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 7, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Who said nights were for sleep?
-- Marilyn Monroe

Website 4 the day:
Analyze/optimize your WiFi:
http://www.ampedwireless.com/wifianalytics/

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Women's equality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 6, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
-- Timothy Leary

Website 4 the day:
Organize your links:
http://www.linkorganizer.net/

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The last refuge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 4, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
-- Cassandra Clare

Website 4 the day:
Register ideas:
http://thedrawer.se/

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If we knew what it was we were doing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 4, 2013, In : Philosophy 
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Make shady URL's:
http://www.shadyurl.com/

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Great price

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 3, 2013, In : Humor 
He bought the drum for a great price, it was a steel.

Website 4 the day:
Travel secrets:
http://millionmilesecrets.com/

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Love sleep

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 1, 2013, In : Philosophy 
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
-- Ernest Hemingway

Website 4 the day:
Block the websites that track you:
https://www.disconnect.me/

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Avoid temptation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 1, 2013, In : Humor 
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
Instant private network:
http://www.remobo.com/

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I die each night

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 31, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.
-- Mahatma Gandhi

Website 4 the day:
Make fake movie posters:
http://www.fakemovieposter.com/

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You're in love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 29, 2013, In : Philosophy 
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
-- Dr. Seuss

Website 4 the day:
Write, collaborate, and publish books:
http://www.sourcefabric.org/en/booktype/

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Never memorize

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 28, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Never memorize something that you can look up.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Download gallery images (free trial forever):
http://bulkimagedownloader.com/

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A good friend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 28, 2013, In : Philosophy 
A good friend will always stab you in the front.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Free file sync and backup:
http://veridium.net/windatareflector/

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Indians were first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 27, 2013, In : Humor 
Why were the Indians here first ? They had reservations .

Website 4 the day:
Send anonymous fake e-mail:
http://deadfake.com/

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Always party

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 25, 2013, In : Humor 
In America you can always find party. In Soviet Russia, Party always find you!
-- Yakov Smirnoff

Website 4 the day:
Forever videos - fireplace:
http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=DIx3aMRDUL4

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Do not cease

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 24, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley

Website 4 the day:
Texts from last night:
http://textsfromlastnight.com/

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Never go to bed mad

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 24, 2013, In : Humor 
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Paper rulers:
http://www.vendian.org/mncharity/dir3/paper_rulers/

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Don't go to heaven

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 23, 2013, In : Humor 
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Isolated PC environments:
http://icoresoftware.com/

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Clever person

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 22, 2013, In : Philosophy 
A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. 
-- Albert Einstein 

Website 4 the day:
Monitor website changes: 
http://visualping.io/

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Everyone you meet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 21, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.
-- Plato

Website 4 the day:
International pronunciation guide:
http://www.forvo.com/

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Hasn't worked for years

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 20, 2013, In : Humor 
My grandfather's pocket watch hasn't worked for years, but I keep it anyway, as a timeless reminder of him.

Website 4 the day:
iPod without iTunes:
http://www.getsharepod.com/

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Insane dancers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 19, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Convert an image to ASCII:
http://picascii.com/

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Cannot depend upon your eyes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 19, 2013, In : Philosophy 
You cannot depend upon your eyes, when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Comparative constitutions:
http://comparativeconstitutionsproject.org/

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Everybody is a genius

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 16, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Free text and calls:
http://yuilop.com/us/

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No good girls

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 16, 2013, In : Humor 
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
Mouse wheel redirector:
http://antibody-software.com/web/software/software/wizmouse-makes-your-mouse-wheel-work-on-the-window-under-the-mouse/

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Anything I can't handle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 15, 2013, In : Philosophy 
I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much.
-- Mother Teresa

Website 4 the day:
Data and statistics search engine:
http://www.zanran.com/q/

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Like riding a bicycle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 14, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Read news faster:
http://www.headslinger.com/

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She recognized me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 13, 2013, In : Humor 
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore .

Website 4 the day
3D anatomy and dissection lab:
http://www.zygotebody.com/

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Do what you feel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be criticized anyway.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

Website 4 the day:
Hide info in a photograph:
http://easybmp.sourceforge.net/steganography.html

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Warm for a day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 11, 2013, In : Humor 
Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
-- Terry Pratchett

Website 4 the day:
Free virtual dissections:
http://www.examiner.com/article/free-virtual-dissections-online

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Immoral books

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 10, 2013, In : Philosophy 
The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Artificial anatomy:
http://americanhistory.si.edu/anatomy/index.html

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You will be old enough

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 9, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.
-- C.S. Lewis

Website 4 the day:
Interactive body:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/body/index_interactivebody.shtm

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A bird doesn't sing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 8, 2013, In : Philosophy 
A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.
-- Maya Angelou

Website 4 the day:
Skeletons, comparative anatomy, and taxonomy:
http://www.eskeletons.org/

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Ever notice?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 6, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?
-- Marilyn Monroe

Website 4 the day:
Virtual body:
http://medtropolis.com/virtual-body/

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Make holy water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 6, 2013, In : Humor 
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!

Website 4 the day:
Where has your disk space gone?
http://antibody-software.com/web/software/software/wiztree-finds-the-files-and-folders-using-the-most-disk-space-on-your-hard-drive/

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Life's even harder

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 4, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.
-- John Wayne

Website 4 the day:
Mass mail for free your cause:
http://actionnetwork.org/

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Hurt by the truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 4, 2013, In : Philosophy 
But better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie.
-- Khaled Hosseini

Website 4 the day:
Send files:
http://www.pipebytes.com

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Be two-faced

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 3, 2013, In : Humor 
If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
-- Marilyn Monroe

Website 4 the day:
Spellcheck a website:
http://www.spellist.com/

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Your intelligent children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 1, 2013, In : Philosophy 
If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Find web-connected devices:
http://www.shodanhq.com/

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Love deadlines

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 30, 2013, In : Humor 
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Misdirection video:
http://www.ted.com/talks/apollo_robbins_the_art_of_misdirection.html

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The rarest thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 30, 2013, In : Philosophy 
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Add speech bubbles to photos:
http://phrase.it/

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Where the sun went

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2013, In : Humor 
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me .

Website 4 the day:
Mapping the Leaning Tower of Pisa:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23856662

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Go to heaven

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 28, 2013,
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Email address to image:
http://chxo.com/labelgen/

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Nothing better than a friend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 27, 2013, In : Humor 
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
-- Linda Grayson

Website 4 the day:
Send a letter in the future:
http://www.letter2future.com/

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People are happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 26, 2013, In : Philosophy 
People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Chat about a topic with a random person:
http://www.anybodyoutthere.com/

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Wasting time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 25, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
-- Marthe Troly-Curtin

Website 4 the day:
Send virtual flowers:
http://www.flowers2mail.com/

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From A to Z

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 25, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere.”
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Get free samples:
https://www.samplesource.com/

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Where I intended to go

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 24, 2013, In : Humor 
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Boot from the net:
http://www.netboot.me/

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Addicted to brake fluid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 22, 2013, In : Humor 
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time .

Website 4 the day:
Insult generator:
http://www.insult-o-matic.com/insults/?mode=classic

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What you can

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 21, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
-- Theodore Roosevelt

Website 4 the day:
Scrape Wikipedia info with Google spreadsheets:
http://blog.ouseful.info/2008/10/14/data-scraping-wikipedia-with-google-spreadsheets/

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Good thing about music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 19, 2013, In : Philosophy 
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
-- Bob Marley

Website 4 the day:
Sned yourself e-mail in the future:
http://www.followupthen.com/

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Explain it to a six year old

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 19, 2013, In : Philosophy 
If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Free domain name:
http://www.dot.tk/en/index.html?lang=en

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All in the gutter

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 18, 2013, In : Philosophy 
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Poison spammers:
http://spampoison.com/

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No time to love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 17, 2013, In : Philosophy 
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
-- Mother Teresa

Website 4 the day:
Convert videos to flash:
http://www.freewaregenius.com/2008/03/19/convert-videos-to-flash-flv-and-swf-with-flash-this/

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A day without sunshine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 15, 2013, In : Humor 
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
-- Steve Martin

Website 4 the day:
Learn something:
http://www.memrise.com/

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When chemists die

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 15, 2013, In : Humor 
When chemists die, they barium.

Website 4 the day:
Check domain name availability:
http://www.pcnames.com/

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Accept the love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2013, In : Philosophy 
We accept the love we think we deserve,
-- Stephen Chbosky

Website 4 the day:
Self-destructing e-mail:
http://www.selfdestructing.com/selfdestructing/

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Only live once

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 13, 2013, In : Philosophy 
 You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
Co-browse:
http://www.samesurf.com/

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Predict your future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2013, In : Philosophy 
The best way to predict your future is to create it.
-- Peter Drucker

Website 4 the day:
Run code in a variety of langauges:
http://codepad.org/

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When I grow up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, In : Philosophy 
When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "Happy." They todl me I didn't understand the assignment and I told them they didn't understand life.
-- John Lennon

Website 4 the day:
Navy Electronics Training:
http://jacquesricher.com/NEETS/

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Changing the world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 9, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-- Leo Tolstoy

Website 4 the day:
Improve your search results image:
https://brandyourself.com/

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A proposition 's truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 9, 2013, In : Philosophy 
The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice versa.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
Mushroom life:
http://a.parsons.edu/~joseph/k2/gameoflife/

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Kleptomania sufferer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 8, 2013, In : Humor 
A friend suffered from kleptomania. He went to a psychiatrist who told him to take something for it.

Website 4 the Day:
Make a binder clip weapon:
http://blog.shoplet.com/office-supplies/binder-clips-into-office-weapons/

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Climate v. weather

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 6, 2013, In : Humor 
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get.
— Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
Quantum physics made simple:
http://bethe.cornell.edu/

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Loved and lost

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 6, 2013, In : Humor 
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Website 4 the day:
System-wide undo:
http://www.freewaregenius.com/returnil/

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Is this the man?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 5, 2013, In : Humor 
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
Send HTML e-mail:
http://ctrlq.org/html-mail/

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I would break up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 4, 2013, In : Humor 
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
-- Steve Martin

Website 4 the day:
Start menu organizer:
http://www.winstep.net/startmenuorganizer.asp

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The past has no power

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 3, 2013, In : Philosophy 
The past has no power over the present moment.
-- Eckhart Tolle

Website 4 the day:
ASCII Test Signature:
http://www.kammerl.de/ascii/AsciiSignature.php/

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Men are beasts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 2, 2013, In : Humor 
If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.
-- Doris Day

Website 4 the day:
Simple logic simulator:
http://www.neuroproductions.be/logic-lab/index.php

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A grape was stepped on

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 1, 2013, In : Humor 
When a grape was stepped on, it let out a little whine.

Website 4 the Day:
Pull my finger:
http://www.misternicehands.com/

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Man should forget his mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2013, In : Humor 
A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.
-- Duane Dewel

Website 4 the day:
Quick, funny shorts:
http://5secondfilms.com/

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Talk to God

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2013, In : Humor 
Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're scizophrenic?
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the day:
How old are your ears?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxcbppCX6Rk&feature=youtu.be

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Rules for success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 29, 2013, In : Humor 
There are two rules for success: 1) Never tell everything you know.
-- Roger H. Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Free website privacy policy generator:
http://www.freeprivacypolicy.com/free-privacy-policy-generator.php

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Pure and simple truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 28, 2013, In : Philosophy 
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
-- O. Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Watch a computer's thinking in chess:
http://turbulence.org/spotlight/thinking/chess.html

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Experimentation cannot prove me right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 27, 2013, In : Philosophy 
No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong.
-- A. Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Einstein for everyone:
http://www.pitt.edu/~jdnorton/teaching/HPS_0410/chapters/index.html

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Right too soon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 26, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.
— Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
System info:
http:/supportdetails.com/

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Late cannibal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 25, 2013, In : Humor 
When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.

Website 4 the Day:
6 word stories:
http://www.sixwordstories.net/

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The heresy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 24, 2013, In : Philosophy 
The heresy of one age becomes the orthodoxy of the next.
-- Helen Keller

Website 4 the day:
Specific-purpose calculators:
http://www.calculatoredge.com/

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We don't see

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 23, 2013, In : Philosophy 
We don't see things as they are. We see them as we are.
-- Anais Nin

Website 4 the day:
Make a pop-art poster:
http://bighugelabs.com/popart.php

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Suits in a garment bag

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2013, In : Humor 
Why do we put SUITS in a Garment Bag, and put Garments in a Suitcase?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Find similar websites:
http://www.websiteslike.org/

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Beauty not diminished

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 20, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Beauty is not diminished by being shared.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
Bicycle power calculator:
http://www.mne.psu.edu/lamancusa/ProdDiss/Bicycle/bikecalc1.htm

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So little power

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 20, 2013, In : Philosophy 
The president should have so little power that it doesn't matter who they are ... instead of having so much power that it doesn't matter who they are.
-- Penn Jillette

Website 4 the day:
Epic Google:
http://www.toobigtouse.com/

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Man will lie awake all night

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 19, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Before a marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you've said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland

Website 4 the day:
Search a section of Mars:
http://www.google.com/mars//

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Stole a calendar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 18, 2013, In : Humor 
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

Website 4 the Day:
Great courses from great universities:
https://www.edx.org/

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Fill out a form

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 16, 2013, In : Humor 
Why do you fill out a form by filling it in?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
100 year old 8th grade test:
http://tiny.cc/8thgradetest

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What procrastination gives you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 16, 2013, In : Humor 
Procrastination gives you something to look forward to.
-- Joan Konner

Website 4 the day:
Open source text-to-speech:
http://espeak.sourceforge.net/

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Don't like their sound

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2013, In : Philosophy 
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.

Website 4 the day:
Make a movie poster:
http://bighugelabs.com/poster.php

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A library is external

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 14, 2013, In : Philosophy 
A library is an external human memory.
-- Frederick G. Kilgour

Website 4 the day:
Multiplatform open-source programming language:
http://haxe.org/

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A life form with six or more legs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 14, 2013, In : Humor 
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
Learn web or smartphone programming for $25 to $49 per month:
http://teamtreehouse.com

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Who wants to hear?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 12, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? .
--- H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927

Website 4 the day:
Ethiopian multiplication:
http://rosettacode.org/wiki/Ethiopian_Multiplication

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Scouts' knot-tying class

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 11, 2013, In : Humor 
Our Boy Scouts' knot-tying class went off without a hitch.

Website 4 the Day:
High speed photos and explanations:
http://www.youtube.com/user/destinws2

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We went to Atari

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 10, 2013, In : Philosophy 
So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we' ll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, 'Hey, we don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.'
-- Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak's personal computer.

Website 4 the day:
Feynma...

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Recite at a play

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2013, In : Humor 
Why do you recite at a play but you play at a recital?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Windows secret weapon:
http://www.dedoimedo.com/computers/windows-wmic.html

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Every Tom, Dick and Harry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 8, 2013, In : Humor 
Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named Sam!
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Open Source media player:
http://xbmc.org/about/

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How lying is done

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 7, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
-- Adrienne Rich

Website 4 the day:
Share keyboard/mouse on multiple systems:
www.inputdirector.com/

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If my husband ever

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 5, 2013, In : Philosophy 
If my husband ever met a woman on the street who looked like one of his paintings he would faint.
-- Jacqueline Roque, wife of Pablo Picasso

Website 4 the day:
Limit access to named websites:
http://keepmeout.com/en/

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All men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 5, 2013, In : Philosophy 
All men are created unequal.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
Develop games:
http://gamesalad.com

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No one knew

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 4, 2013, In : Humor 
No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.

Website 4 the Day:
Google game:
http://tiny.cc/3mmh0w

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Too many shortcomings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2013, In : Philosophy 
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.
-- Western Union internal memo, 1876.

Website 4 the day:
Google terminal:
http://www.masswerk.at/googleBBS

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If I had thought

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 1, 2013, In : Philosophy 
If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this.
-- Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M "Post-It" Notepads.

Website 4 the day:
Google Gravity:
http://www.mrdoob.com/projects/chromeexperiments/google-gravity/

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Gable falling on his face

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 1, 2013, In : Philosophy 
I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper.
-- Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading role in "Gone With The Wind."

Website 4 the day:
Google barrel roll:
http://goo.gl/8tMto

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No reason

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 30, 2013, In : Philosophy 
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
-- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Website 4 the day:
Google Mirrored:
http://elgoog.im/

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Germ theory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 30, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction
-- Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872

Website 4 the day:
Google underwater:
http://elgoog.im/underwater/

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Interesting toys

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 29, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.
-- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.

Website 4 the day:
Google Breakout:
http://goo.gl/e2CJc

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Accidentally swallowed food coloring

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 28, 2013, In : Humor 
I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

Website 4 the Day:
Is your birthrate in Pi?
http://www.facade.com/legacy/amiinpi/


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We don't see things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 27, 2013, In : Philosophy 
We don't see things as they are. We see them as we are.
-- Anais Nin

Website 4 the day:
Follow a dot on a circle:
http://www.futilitycloset.com/2011/11/28/rolling/

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Secrecy is the keystone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Secrecy is the keystone to all tyranny.
Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
Screen sharing for Windows:
http://www.crossloop.com/download.htm?src=hp

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Few are those who see

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Is your birthrate in Pi?
http://www.facade.com/legacy/amiinpi/

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No yes-men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 24, 2013, In : Humor 
I don't want yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell the truth, even if it costs them their jobs.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Best sites for ...:
http://www.topsite.com/

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What little birdies see

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 23, 2013, In : Humor 
What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Get involved in science:
http://www.citizensciencecenter.com/

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Nothing is permanent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 22, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.
-- Charlie Chaplin

Website 4 the day:
Quantum computing tutorials:
http://michaelnielsen.org/blog/quantum-computing-for-the-determined/

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Clone yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 21, 2013, In : Humor 
You want to clone yourself? Now wouldn't that be just like you!

Website 4 the Day:
Crayola color chart:
http://www.datapointed.net/visualizations/color/crayola-crayon-chart-bow/

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The miracle of mathematics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 19, 2013, In : Philosophy 
The miracle of the appropriateness of the language of mathematics for the formulation of the laws of physics is a wonderful gift which we neither understand nor deserve.
-- Eugene Wigner

Website 4 the day:
Do stuff:
https://www.schemer.com/

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Scratch a dog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 19, 2013, In : Humor 
Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Make your own LOLCAT:
http://bighugelabs.com/lolcat.php

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Anyone can be president

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 17, 2013, In : Humor 
In America anyone can become president. That’s the problem.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Brainstorming tool:
https://bubbl.us/

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Haven’t committed a crime

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 17, 2013, In : Philosophy 
I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins

Website 4 the day:
Learn web programming in 20 lessons:
http://www.codeavengers.com/web/1#1.1

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Formula for success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 16, 2013, In : Humor 
My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.
-- Paul Getty

Website 4 the day:
Free multi-platform screen sharing
http://www.mingleview.com/

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Proof of God's love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 15, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
What places have your name?
http://www.datapointed.net/2011/02/maps-of-streets-places-first-names/

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Lose weight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 14, 2013, In : Humor 
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.

Website 4 the Day:
Make a magazine cover:
http://bighugelabs.com/magazine.php

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If people don’t want to come out

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 13, 2013, In : Humor 
If the people don’t want to come out to the park, nobody’s gonna stop them.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Hoax musuem:
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/

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Love our neighbours

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 12, 2013, In : Humor 
The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
-- G K Chesterton

Website 4 the day:
Free science books:
http://freescience.info

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Nice to know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2013, In : Philosophy 
It is nice to know that the computer understands the problem. But I would like to understand it too.
-- Eugene Wigner

Website 4 the day:
Create a large font message page:
http://bigassmessage.com/

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Men who prescribe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing.
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the day:
Online calculators:
http://www.calculator.net/

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Without fools

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 9, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Without fools the rest of us could not succeed.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Fast dictionary:
http://definr.com/

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I’ll dance in your grave

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 8, 2013, In : Humor 

The wife’s Mother said, “When you’re dead, I’ll dance in your grave.” I said: “Good, I’m being buried at sea.
-- Les Dawson

Website 4 the day:
Free Microsoft e-books:
http://blogs.msdn.com/b/mssmallbiz/archive/2013/06/18/huge-collection-of-free-microsoft-ebooks-for-you-including-office-office-365-sharepoint-sql-server-system-center-visual-studio-web-development-windows-windows-azure-and-windows-server.aspx

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Wino's suspicions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 6, 2013, In : Humor 
When the wino suspected his muscatel was watered down, he needed more proof.

Website 4 the Day:
Open source x86 operating system:
http://mikeos.berlios.de/

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Seeing through women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 6, 2013, In : Humor 
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
New York invaded by 8-bit computer games:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xcv6dv_pixels-by-patrick-jean_creation#.Uc3oatLku0s

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Man exploits man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 5, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Under capitalism – man exploits man. Under communism it’s just the opposite.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith

Website 4 the day:
Make a jigsaw puzzle:
http://bighugelabs.com/jigsaw.php

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The divided world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 3, 2013, In : Philosophy 
The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit.
-- Dwight Morrow

Website 4 the day:
Should I remove it?
http://www.shouldiremoveit.com/

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TV knob

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 2, 2013, In : Humor 
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There’s a knob called ‘brightness’, but it doesn’t work.
-- Gallagher

Website 4 the day:
Cross-browser testing:
https://browserling.com/

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Keeping a secret

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 1, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Programming snippets in many languages:
http://rosettacode.org/wiki/Category:Programming_Tasks

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So long to train

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 1, 2013, In : Philosophy 
It takes so long to train a physicist to the place where he understands the nature of physical problems that he is already too old to solve them.
-- Eugene Wigner

Website 4 the day:
Android app aid:
http://androidkickstartr.com/

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window fell into incinerator

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 30, 2013, In : Humor 
When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.

Website 4 the Day:
American pronunciations:
http://www.businessinsider.com/22-maps-that-show-the-deepest-linguistic-conflicts-in-america-2013-6#

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The person on the left

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 29, 2013, In : Humor 
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Add thought and speech bubbles to photos:
http://bighugelabs.com/captioner.php

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Happiness is

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 27, 2013, In : Humor 
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
-- Ingrid Bergman

Website 4 the day:
Hair facts:
http://hairlossgeeks.com/50-insane-facts-about-hair/

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Safety in numbers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 27, 2013, In : Philosophy 
There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
-- James Thurber

Website 4 the day:
Funny airplane announcements:
http://www.eyeflare.com/article/funny-airplane-announcements/

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Eye for an eye

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 26, 2013, In : Philosophy 
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
-- Mahatma Gandhi

Website 4 the day:
Complaint generator:
http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

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Vote for the best man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 24, 2013, In : Philosophy 
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
-- Frank McKinney Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
New Java-based office suite:
http://www.joeffice.com/

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Properly trained

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 24, 2013, In : Humor 
Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.
-- Corey Ford

Website 4 the day:
Design a business card:
http://www.business-card-templates-free.com/

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The Grand Canyon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 23, 2013, In : Humor 
The Grand Canyon is gorge-ous.

Website 4 the Day:
Amazing facts:
http://www.mentalfloss.com/amazing-facts

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A sane man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 22, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
-- Carl Gustav Jung

Website 4 the day:
Periodic table of videos:
http://periodicvideos.com/

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Who is sitting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 21, 2013, In : Humor 
Who is sitting in that empty chair?
-- Eugene Ormandy

Website 4 the day:
Interesting new ideas and products:
http://www.inewidea.com/

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Who's not busy living

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 19, 2013, In : Philosophy 
He who's not busy living is busy dying.
-- Bob Dylan

Website 4 the day:
Make a monthly photo calendar:
http://bighugelabs.com/calendar.php

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Who doesn’t take truth seriously

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 19, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Anyone who doesn’t take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Shocking way to increase math skills:
http://news.sciencemag.org/sciencenow/2013/05/trouble-with-math-maybe-you-shou.html

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Where the hand of man ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 18, 2013, In : Humor 
I've gone where the hand of man has never set foot.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Replacement for spreadsheets, mind mappers, outliners, PIMs, text editors and small databases:
http://treesheets.com/

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A mute swears

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 16, 2013, In : Humor 
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Crazy national holidays:
http://www.studentbeans.com/worldweirdweb/a/odd+facts/what-crazy-national-day-falls-on-your-birthday3119.html

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Don't conserve water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 16, 2013, In : Humor 
If we don't conserve water we could go from one ex-stream to another

Website 4 the Day:
PC admin utility collection:
http://www.puransoftware.com/Puran-Utilities.html

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The art of administration

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 15, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Administration is the art of getting things done through people.
-- Louise Darling

Website 4 the day:
File manager:
http://www.softwareok.com/?seite=Freeware/Q-Dir

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No man ever steps

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 14, 2013, In : Philosophy 
No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.
-- Heraclitus

Website 4 the day:
Videos on numbers:
http://numberphile.com/

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Your next vacation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 13, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, maybe you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from.
-- Seth Godin

Website 4 the day:

Make a pulp magazine cover:
http://thrilling-tales.webomator.com/derange-o-lab/pulp-o-mizer/pulp-o-mizer.html

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Start, use, do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 12, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.
-- Arthur Ashe

Website 4 the day:
Clean up up unwanted PC files:
http://www.pcdecrapifier.com/

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Don't get too chummy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 11, 2013, In : Philosophy 
When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know that I don't really care about them.
-- Ron Swanson

Website 4 the day:
History of crayon colors:
http://crayoncollecting.com/ccolor0.htm

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Just a story

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 10, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Your past is just a story, and once you realize this it is has no power over you.
-- Chuck Palahniuk

Website 4 the day:
Synchronize folders:
http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=15155

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Ban shampoo

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 9, 2013, In : Humor 
Ban shampoo, demand real poo.

Website 4 the Day:
Reverse dictionary:
http://onelook.com/reverse-dictionary.shtml

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The word 'phonetic'

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 8, 2013, In : Humor 
Why isn't the word 'phonetic' spelled the way it sounds?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Make a motivational poster:
http://bighugelabs.com/motivator.php

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Never made a mistake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 7, 2013, In : Philosophy 
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Search for shared files:
http://www.filestube.com/

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Outside of the killings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 6, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Outside of the killings, [Washington] has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C.

Website 4 the day:
Life on Earth:
http://eol.org/

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An attempt to relive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 5, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Fiction, it's been said, is an attempt to relive an experience you've never had.
-- Edward Mannix

Website 4 the day:
Create a warning label:
http://www.warninglabelgenerator.com

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A year behind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 4, 2013, In : Philosophy 
How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time.
-- Fred Brooks

Website 4 the day:
Self-reproducing code:
http://www.nyx.net/~gthompso/quine.htm

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Not the key to success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 3, 2013, In : Philosophy 
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
-- Bill Cosby

Website 4 the day:
Google Dorks:
http://www.exploit-db.com/google-dorks/

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A person who golfs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 2, 2013, In : Humor 
GOLFER, n.: a person who yells "fore," takes six, and puts down five;

Website 4 the Day:
If they're so smart, how come they're dead?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_inventors_killed_by_their_own_inventions

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Several good protections

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 31, 2013, In : Philosophy 
There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Learn job-relevant internet skills, build a resume, and search for jobs:
http://myjobscout.org/

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Easy to be down

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 31, 2013, In : Philosophy 
It is very easy to be down on what you are not up on.
-- J. Allen Hynek

Website 4 the day:
Garfield Minus Garfield:
http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

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Society takes action

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 30, 2013, In : Philosophy 

Society takes action only when gangrene sets in.
-- H. D. Doan

Website 4 the day:
Help solving math problems:
http://www.webmath.com/


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Easily anesthetized

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 29, 2013, In : Philosophy 
People are easily anesthetized by overstatement.
-- John Maddox

Website 4 the day:
Graphing calculator:
https://www.desmos.com/

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Greatest influence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 28, 2013, In : Philosophy 
The greatest influence on a child begins with the birth of his parents.
-- Les Crane

Website 4 the day:
Synthetic biology:
http://www.synberc.org/content/resources

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Parsley farmer sued

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 27, 2013, In : Humor 
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Share your trip:
http://www.tripographer.marriott.com/

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Four legs and ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 26, 2013, In : Humor 
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

Website 4 the Day:
Track prices:
http://pricedroppp.com

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Knowledge created problems

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 25, 2013, In : Philosophy 
If knowledge can create problems can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
-- Isaac Asimov

Website 4 the day:
Free press release service:
http://www.free-press-release-center.info/

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Not forgotten

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 24, 2013, In : Philosophy 
If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write things worth reading or do things worth writing.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Google Glass simulator:
http://glasssim.com/

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Information and knowledge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 22, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Information is not knowledge.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Factorization visualized:
http://www.datapointed.net/visualizations/math/factorization/animated-diagrams/

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Changing zebras

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 22, 2013, In : Humor 
A zebra does not change its spots.
-- Al Gore

Website 4 the day:
Map of recent Wikipedia updates:
http://rcmap.hatnote.com/#en

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Not as difficult

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 21, 2013, In : Humor 
It is not as difficult as I thought it was, but it is harder than it is.
-- Eugene Ormandy

Website 4 the day:
Cloud-based web development tool:
http://www.microsoft.com/web/

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May not always be right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 20, 2013, In : Philosophy 
I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Compare prices:
http://finder.us.com

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Elevator sex

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 19, 2013, In : Humor 
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

Website 4 the Day:
Sync and share files:
http://labs.bittorrent.com/experiments/sync.html

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Do every act

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 18, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Do every act of your life as if it were your last.
-- Marcus Aurelius

(Reminds me of the C.E.D'Oh episode of The Simpsons, where in response to the suggestion to "Live each day like it was your last." Homer cries "I don't wanna die! I'm so young.")

Website 4 the day:
Get travel tips from locals:
http://www.virtualtourist.com/

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Homeless have 90%

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 17, 2013, In : Humor 
Where do homeless people have 90% of their accidents?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
President Garfield's proof of the Pythagorean Theorem:
http://www.futilitycloset.com/2008/08/03/a-novel-proof/

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Never make forecasts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 16, 2013, In : Humor 
Never make forecasts, especially about the future.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Free online games:
http://www.freearcade.com/

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After all is said and done

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 15, 2013, In : Philosophy 
After all is said and done, you usually find more was said than done.
-- Marshall McLuhan

Website 4 the day:
Download manager:
http://www.flashget.com

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Are we offended?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2013, In : Philosophy 
How often are we offended by not being offered something we do not really want?
-- Eric Hoffer

Website 4 the day:
Remove duplicate and stale bookmarks:
http://aignes.com/deadlink.htm

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Violent opposition

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 13, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Short-term e-mail addresses:
http://emailisvalid.com/

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Toaster wasn't waterproof

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 12, 2013, In : Humor 
When I found out that my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked.

Website 4 the Day:
History maps overlaid on Google Maps:
http://rumsey.geogarage.com/

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Times of joy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 11, 2013, In : Philosophy 
In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag.
-- W. H. Auden

Website 4 the day:
Learn to make a website or app:
http://www.codeavengers.com/

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A smart idiot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 10, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Make a fist, improve your memory:
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/259678.php

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Everybody is ignorant

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 9, 2013, In : Philosophy 
I believe everybody is ignorant... only on different subjects.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Capture audio from YouTube:
http://www.youtube-mp3.org/

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Everybody wants sympathy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 8, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Everybody wants sympathy but nobody wants people feeling sorry for them.
-- Beryl Pfizer

Website 4 the day:
Watch a package being mailed:
http://vimeo.com/59693471#

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How hard it is

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 7, 2013, In : Humor 
I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
-- George W. Bush

Website 4 the day:
Donate with your clicks:
http://www.wiseup.org/donate/

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Hate to take advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 6, 2013, In : Humor 
I hate to take advice from him. He needs it so badly himself.
-- James Dent

Website 4 the day:
Create your own newspaper:
http://www.crayon.net/scripts/login.cgi?mode=create

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Cannibals ate a missionary

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 5, 2013, In : Humor 
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

Website 4 the Day:
Smoothing pixelized art:
http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/people/kopf/pixelart/paper/pixel.pdf

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Splitting of the atom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2013, In : Philosophy 
The splitting of the atom has changed everything except for how we think.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Web debugging proxy:
http://fiddler2.com/

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If Lincoln was alive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 3, 2013, In : Humor 
If Lincoln was alive today, he'd roll over in his grave.
-- Gerald Ford

Website 4 the day:
Web development tutorials:
http:/tutorials.jenkov.com/

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The best of all possible worlds

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 2, 2013, In : Philosophy 
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds and the pessimist fears that is true.
-- James Branch Cabell

Website 4 the day:
Virtual globe trotting:
http://www.globegenie.com/

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Always insist on playing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 1, 2013, In : Humor 
Why do you always insist on playing while I'm trying to conduct?
-- Eugene Ormandy

Website 4 the day:
Locate a famous grave, or that of a loved one:
http://www.findagrave.com/

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A professor talks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 30, 2013, In : Humor 
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
-- W. H. Auden

Website 4 the day:
Hubble photos:
http://www.hubblesite.org/gallery/album/entire

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Nearly everything in history

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 30, 2013, In : Philosophy 

Very nearly everything that happened in history very nearly did not happen.
-- Alfred North Whitehead

Website 4 the day:
Read others' secrets:
http://www.postsecret.com/

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Been a jogger

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 28, 2013, In : Humor 
He has been a jogger for three years running.

Website 4 the Day:
Science Fun:
http://scifun.chem.wisc.edu/homeexpts/HOMEEXPTS.HTML

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Merely an illusion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 27, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Guide to MySpace/Facebook/Friendster photos:
http://www.buttafly.com/originals/friendster2.php

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What I do here

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 26, 2013, In : Humor 
Let me explain what I do here. I don't want to confuse you any more than absolutely necessary.
-- Eugene Ormandy

Website 4 the day:
Make an app without coding:
http://www.appmakr.com/

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America's blessed life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 25, 2013, In : Humor 
If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Make some music:
http://www.incredibox.com

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Here to help others

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 24, 2013, In : Humor 
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
-- W. H. Auden

Website 4 the day:
States of the union:
http://stateoftheunion.onetwothree.net/

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Hofstadter's Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 23, 2013, In : Humor 
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
-- Douglas Hofstadter

Website 4 the day:
Break virtual glass:
http://www.false.jp/

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The Times headline

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2013, In : Humor 
Foot Heads Arms Body
-- The Times headline when Michael Foot was put in charge of a nuclear disarmament committee.

Website 4 the day:
The Wilderness Downtown:
http://www.thewildernessdowntown.com/

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Didn't tell mother

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 21, 2013, In : Humor 
He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.

Website 4 the Day:
National health statistics:
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/

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People without hope

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 20, 2013, In : Philosophy 
People without hope for tomorrow have a very difficult time living for today.
-- Doug Kanney

Website 4 the day:
Tutorial and presentation software:
http://www.debugmode.com/wink/

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Out of reach

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 19, 2013, In : Philosophy 
What's out of reach always seems the best, whether it is or not.
-- Mary E. Pearce

Website 4 the day:
Learn your consumer rights:
http://www.consumerfed.org/index.php/consumer-privacy/fraud

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No substitute for excellence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 18, 2013, In : Philosophy 
There is no substitute for excellence. Not even success.
-- Thomas Boswell

Website 4 the day:
Offline Windows malware tool:
http://windows.microsoft.com/is-is/windows/what-is-windows-defender-offline

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A tranquilizer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 17, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
-- Arnold H. Glasow

Website 4 the day:
3D landscapes of anyplace on earth:
http://worldwind.arc.nasa.gov/

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Quality remembered

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 16, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Quality is remembered long after price is forgotten.
-- Julian Morel

Website 4 the day:
View/organize multimedia files:
http://www.freshdevices.com/picture_viewer_software.html

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No distance on earth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 15, 2013, In : Philosophy 
There is no distance on earth as far away as yesterday.
-- Robert Nathan

Website 4 the day:
Geeky posters:
http://math.chapman.edu/~jipsen/mathposters/

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Retired teachers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2013, In : Humor 
Retired teachers have no class.

Website 4 the Day:
Useless websites:
http://www.theuselessweb.com/

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Don't drum up the people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 13, 2013, In : Philosophy 
If you want to build a ship, don't drum up the people to gather wood, divide the work, and give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea.
-- Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Website 4 the day:
Online photo editor with filters (some free, some with subscription):
http://www.picmonkey.com/

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Expensive architecture

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 11, 2013, In : Philosophy 
If you think good architecture is expensive, try bad architecture.
-- Brian Foote and Joseph Yoder

Website 4 the day:
Public library companion:
http://libraryelf.com/

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Not enough to do your best

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 11, 2013, In : Philosophy 
It is not enough to do your best: you must know what to do, and THEN do your best. 
-- W. Edwards Deming

Website 4 the day:
Theodore Roosevelt's advice to startups:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i0MAYklF4M

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Why we are here

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 10, 2013, In : Philosophy 
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein

Website 4 the day:
Unusual deaths:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths

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No time to stop

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 9, 2013, In : Humor 
There's no time to stop for gas, we're already late
-- Karin Donker

Website 4 the day:
How small is an atom:
http://www.ted.com/talks/just_how_small_is_an_atom.html

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No matter

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 8, 2013, In : Philosophy 
No matter what the problem is, it's always a people problem.
-- Jerry Weinberg

Website 4 the day:
What's invisible:
http://ed.ted.com/lessons/what-s-invisible-more-than-you-think-john-lloyd

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Interview aced

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 7, 2013, In : Humor 
He aced the interview at a rubber stamp company by making a good impression.

Website 4 the Day:
Collect/offer a reward:
http://www.rewarder.com/

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Why buy a product?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 6, 2013, In : Humor 
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Search/replace for windows:
http://tools.tortoisesvn.net/grepWin.html

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Send some Styrofoam

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2013, In : Humor 
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? 
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Another password review tool:
http://www.passwordmeter.com/

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Temperature doesn't matter

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 4, 2013, In : Humor 
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature. 
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
How secure is your password?
http://howsecureismypassword.net/

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Million Shakespeares

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 3, 2013, In : Humor 
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? 
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
DNS/URL tools:
http://viewdns.info/

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Microwaving instant coffee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 2, 2013, In : Humor 
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. 
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Music metadata encyclopedia:
http://musicbrainz.org/

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Within walking distance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 1, 2013, In : Humor 
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Video compositor:
http://www.debugmode.com/wax/

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Hit on the head

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 31, 2013, In : Humor 
He was hit on the head during a hail storm and knocked out cold.

Website 4 the Day:
Image morphing/warping:
http://www.debugmode.com/winmorph/

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Free youth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 30, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Youth is given to us. Experience we pay for. 
-- Carolyn G. Heilbron

Website 4 the day:
Free genealogy info:
http://familysearch.org

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Be obscure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 29, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Be obscure clearly.
-- E. B. White

Website 4 the day:
Windows command-line system utility:
http://www.nirsoft.net/utils/nircmd.html

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A narrow mind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 28, 2013, In : Philosophy 
A narrow mind has a broad tongue.
-- Arabian Proverb

Website 4 the day:
Fast PDF (and more) viewer:
http://blog.kowalczyk.info/software/sumatrapdf/download-free-pdf-viewer.html

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Acts of kindness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2013, In : Philosophy 
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. 
-- Aesop

Website 4 the day:
Remove parts of an image:
http://www.webinpaint.com/

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The art of happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 26, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Happiness is the art of making a bouquet of those flowers within reach. 
-- Bob Goddard

Website 4 the day:
Download/Install Windows packages:
http://chocolatey.org/

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Safe harbor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 25, 2013, In : Philosophy 
A ship in a harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. 
-- Socrates

Website 4 the day:
Easily annotate photos:
http://evernote.com/skitch/

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Corporate merger

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 24, 2013, In : Humor 
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler to merge. New company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker. 

Website 4 the Day:
Timelessness of photons:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ELA3ReWQJY

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Giving people hope

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 23, 2013, In : Humor 
Religion - It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.  
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Slingshot Gatling gun:
http://gizmodo.com/5983191/

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Callers stay longer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 22, 2013, In : Humor 
Some callers stay longer in an hour than others do in a week. 
-- William Dean Howells

Website 4 the day:
What does your Facebook likes say about you?
http://youarewhatyoulike.com/

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Civilization is limitless

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 21, 2013, In : Humor 
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.  
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
The last password you will need:
https://lastpass.com

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Opinions are flexible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 20, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Opinions are flexible prejudices. 
-- Gerald Horton Bath

Website 4 the day:
Things you don't get to see:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/amazing-things-you-never-get-to-see/

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Stimulating conversation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 19, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. 
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Website 4 the day:
Infinite cloud storage (first 10 GB free):
http://bitcasa.com/

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Men know almost nothing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2013, In : Philosophy 
All that men know is almost nothing in comparison to what remains to be known.  
-- Rene Descartes

Website 4 the day:
Search for apps:
https://www.quixey.com/

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Croaking frogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 17, 2013, In : Humor 
One frog croaks to the other, "Time's fun when you're having flies!" 

Website 4 the Day:
Live webcams from around the world:
http://www.opentopia.com/hiddencam.php?showmode=animated/

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Not fully educated

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 16, 2013, In : Philosophy 
A person is not fully educated until he realizes that there are some questions to which nobody has the answers.  
-- W. A. Nance

Website 4 the day:
What are you afraid of?
http://phobialist.com/

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Made us gods

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 15, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Science has made us gods before we are worthy of being men. 
-- Jean Rostand

Website 4 the day:
Entertaining tricks:
http://www.hunkinsexperiments.com/default_index.htm

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Devil's business

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 14, 2013, In : Humor 
The devil does a nice business for such a lousy location. 
-- D. Bennett

Website 4 the day:
No cost FreeBSD shell account:
http://geekshells.org/

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Fool's bad luck

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 12, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Any fool can have bad luck; the art consists in knowing how to exploit it. 
-- Frank Wedekind

Website 4 the day:
Ouija board museum:
http://www.museumoftalkingboards.com/

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Fat chance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 12, 2013, In : Humor 
English is a funny language. A fat chance and a slim chance are the same thing. 
-- Jack Herbert

Website 4 the day:
Take surveys for cash:
http://realwaystoearnmoneyonline.com/2012/10/38-survey-panels-that-still-pay-in-cash.html

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Strongest memory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 11, 2013, In : Philosophy 
The strongest memory is weaker than the palest ink.  
-- Chinese Proverb

Website 4 the day:
Free science fiction and fantasy novels: 
http://www.baen.com/library/   

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Inventor of the girdle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 10, 2013, In : Humor 
Whoever invented the girdle got a bum wrap. 

Website 4 the Day:
Free, 400,000 PDF ebooks:
http://worldlibrary.net/

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Great sorrow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 9, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Sorrow is too great to exist in small hearts.  
-- Kahlil Gibran

Website 4 the day:
Free IT eBooks:
http://www.realtimepublishers.com/

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Unused and misapplied

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 8, 2013, In : Philosophy 
We live in a world of unused and misapplied knowledge and skill.  
-- H. G. Wells

Website 4 the day:
Free audio books:
http://www.booksshouldbefree.com/

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Bigness and virtue

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 7, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Bigness is constantly confused with virtue.  
-- Peter Gellatly

Website 4 the day:
Free music:
http://grooveshark.com/

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Most complicated task

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 6, 2013, In : Philosophy 
The most complicated task today is finding a way to live a simple life. 
-- W. A. Nance

Website 4 the day:
Free contests:
http://www.sweepsadvantage.com/

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Why be simple?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 5, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Why be so simple when complexity is so beautiful? 
-- German Maxim

Website 4 the day:
Free credit info:
http://www.creditsesame.com/

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The eyes shout

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 4, 2013, In : Philosophy 
The eyes shout what the lips fear to say.  
-- Will Henry [Henry Wilson Allen]

Website 4 the day:
Free movies and TV:
http://www.crackle.com/

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Enough exercise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 3, 2013, In : Humor 
I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck. 

Website 4 the Day:
Read faster:
http://www.spreeder.com/app.php/

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Victory to the player

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 2, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.  
-- Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

Website 4 the day:
Dissappear from the web:
http://lifehacker.com/5958801/how-to-commit-internet-suicide-and-disappear-from-the-web-forever/

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More and more a race

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 1, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. 
-- H. G. Wells

Website 4 the day:
Kaledioscope (move your mouse):
http://inoyan.narod.ru/kaleidoskop.swf/

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Pity the weak

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn.  
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Website 4 the day:
Shadow puppets:
http://mindbluff.com/shadow.htm

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No facts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 27, 2013, In : Philosophy 
There are no facts, only interpretations.  
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Website 4 the day:
Draw a stickman:
http://www.drawastickman.com/

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We will remember

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 26, 2013, In : Philosophy 
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. 
-- Martin Luther King Jr.

Website 4 the day:
Cynic's Sanctuary:
http://www.i-cynic.com/

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Solved problems

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 25, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.  
-- Rene Descartes

Website 4 the day:
How to solve problems:
http://www.tuition.com.hk/problem-solving.htm

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Fell on my head

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 24, 2013, In : Humor 
A book just fell on my head. I only got myshelf to blame.  

Website 4 the Day:
Find and share books:
http://www.bookcrossing.com/

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Kept all promises

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 23, 2013, In : Philosophy 
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.  
-- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous

Website 4 the day:
Send free text messages #6:
http://www.pinger.com/tfw/

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What talent does

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.  
-- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton

Website 4 the day:
Send free text messages #5:
http://www.yakedi.com/

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God's 2nd mistake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 21, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Woman was God's second mistake.  
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Website 4 the day:
Send free text messages #4:
http://www.txtdrop.com/

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Not young enough

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 20, 2013, In : Philosophy 
I am not young enough to know everything. 
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Send free text messages #3:
http://www.textem.net

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Never think about beauty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 19, 2013, In : Philosophy 
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.  
-- Buckminster Fuller

Website 4 the day:
Send free text messages #2:
http://www.onlinetextmessage.com

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Next best to a solution

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 18, 2013, In : Philosophy 
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.  
-- Frank A. Clark

Website 4 the day:
Send free text messages #1:
http://www.sendsmsnow.com

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Fired from hot dog stand

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 17, 2013, In : Humor 
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun. 

Website 4 the Day:
Find a free WiFi hotspot:
http://www.wefi.com/app/

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Write better/faster

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 16, 2013, In : Philosophy 
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. 
-- A. J. Liebling

Website 4 the day:
Monitor network traffic:
http://www.demosten.com/showtraf/

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Delusions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 15, 2013, In : Philosophy 
When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion.  
-- Robert Pirsig

Website 4 the day:
Content-aware image cropping:
http://croppola.com/

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Avoid reality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 14, 2013, In : Philosophy 
You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.  
-- Ayn Rand

Website 4 the day:
Escape from handcuffs:
http://www.wikihow.com/Escape-from-Handcuffs

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Politically correct tyranny

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 13, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.  
-- Charlton Heston

Website 4 the day:
 Seamless virtualized Windows apps in Linux: 
https://help.ubuntu.com/community/SeamlessVirtualization/ 

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Fleeting glory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 12, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.  
-- Napoleon Bonaparte

Website 4 the day:
Learn HTML5:
http://diveintohtml5.info/

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Moral indignation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 11, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.  
-- H. G. Wells

Website 4 the day:
Mind-mapping software:
http://freemind.sourceforge.net/

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Lingerie thief

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 10, 2013, In : Humor 
The lingerie thief gave a police officer the slip. 

Website 4 the Day:
Alerts when a web site changes:
http://versionista.com/

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Worthy of attack

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 9, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.  
-- Paul Erdos

Website 4 the day:
Run an LED from nearly dead batteries:
http://www.bigclive.com/joule.htm

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Every great fortune

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 8, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.  
-- Honore de Balzac

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Cross-platform project management:
http://taskjuggler.org/index.php

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Success comes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 7, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.  
-- Henry David Thoreau

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Music writing app:
http://www.noteflight.com/login

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Full graveyards

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 6, 2013, In : Philosophy 
The graveyards are full of indispensable men. 
-- Charles de Gaulle

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Default passwords:
http://www.cirt.net/passwords

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Be quotable

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 5, 2013, In : Philosophy 
It is better to be quotable than to be honest. 
-- Tom Stoppard

Website 4 the day:
Make your own Android apps:
http://www.appinventor.mit.edu/

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Fundamental trouble

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 4, 2013, In : Philosophy 
The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.  
-- Bertrand Russell

Website 4 the day:
Migration info:
http://peoplemov.in/

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Carpenter's drill

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 3, 2013, In : Humor 
A carpenter sat on his drill and was bored to tears. 

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Lifting a 40 lb wheel with one hand:
http://twentytwowords.com/2012/06/01/man-lifts-a-40-pound-wheel-with-one-hand-and-no-effort-because-its-spinning/

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Don't end like this

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 2, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa's last words

Website 4 the day:
History of Pancho Villa:
http://www.mexconnect.com/articles/1305-francisco-pancho-villa

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A clever man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 1, 2013, In : Philosophy 
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
-- Goethe

Website 4 the day:
Top 9 brand blunders:
http://www.inc.com/ss/geoffrey-james/top-9-brand-blunders-all-time#0

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Pretend to be serious

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 31, 2013, In : Philosophy 
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
-- Sacha Guitry

Website 4 the day:
How to be witty:
http://www.springhole.net/writing/be-witty-and-funny.htm

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A man's true measure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 30, 2013, In : Philosophy 
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
-- Samuel Johnson

Website 4 the day:
Why a mile is 5,280 feet:
http://www.mentalfloss.com/article/25108/why-are-there-5280-feet-mile-making-sense-measurements

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Everything can be counted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein

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Learn to count BlackJack cards:
http://www.ace-ten.com/strategy/advanced/tutorial

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Often regretted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 28, 2013, In : Philosophy 
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Xenocrates

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Animated GIF from uploaded images:
http://gickr.com/

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Tornado went through

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 27, 2013, In : Humor 
When the tornado went through town it was quite a blow.

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Random facts:
http://didyouknowarchive.com/

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Irony

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 27, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.
-- Bill Nye

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Dictionary of obscure sorrows:
http://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com

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Contemplation of the finite

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 25, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Humor is the contemplation of the finite from the point of view of the infinite.
-- Christian Morgenstern

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Recover data from lost partitions:
http://downloadsquad.switched.com/2011/02/19/gparted-0-8-can-recover-data-from-lost-partitions

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Serious philosophical work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2013, In : Philosophy 
A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein

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3D plans:

http://www.thingiverse.com/

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Comedy is tragedy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 23, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
-- Carol Burnett

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Copyright-free clip art:
http://www.wpclipart.com/

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Another defense

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 22, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
-- Mel Brooks

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Public domain images:
http://publicdomainpictures.net/

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Without humor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 21, 2013, In : Philosophy 
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
-- Henry Ward Beecher

Website 4 the day:
Set start & end times for YouTube videos:
http://www.splicd.com/

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The concrete plant

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 20, 2013, In : Humor 
My job at the concrete plant seems to get harder and harder.

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Personalized news feed:
http://www.icurrent.com/

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Truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 19, 2013, In : Humor 
The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off.
-- Gloria Steinem

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Learn a language:
http://memrise.com

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Hemingway

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 18, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Hemingway was a jerk.
-- Harold Robbins

Website 4 the day:
Match crime to mug-shot:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/time-waster

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Tolstoy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 17, 2013, In : Philosophy 
I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.
-- Ernest Hemingway

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Quote masterpieces:
http://recitethis.com/

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Nietzsche

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.
-- Leo Tolstoy

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Math and comp-sci matters better explained:
http://betterexplained.com/archives/

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Plato

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 15, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Plato was a bore.
-- Friedrich Nietzsc

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Compare local drug prices:
http://www.goodrx.com/

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Life's greatest hindrance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 14, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.
-- Plato

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Remember what you browse:
https://s3.amazonaws.com/www.hooeey.com/index.html

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Lost mood ring

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 13, 2013, In : Humor 
I lost my mood ring, I'm not sure how I feel about this.

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Search error messages:
http://www.errorhelp.com/

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Always intimidating

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 12, 2013, In : Philosophy 
It's always intimidating to meet an icon.
-- Jennifer O'Neill

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Convert images to icons:
http://converticon.com/

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A good engineer thinks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 11, 2013, In : Philosophy 
A good engineer thinks in reverse and asks himself about the stylistic consequences of the components and systems he proposes.
-- Helmut Jahn

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Reverse engineer binaries:
http://www.backerstreet.com/rec/rec.htm

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Pay less attention

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 10, 2013, In : Philosophy 
As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.
-- Andrew Carnegie

Website 4 the day:
Monitor web pages:
http://watchthatpage.com/

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I can get by

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 9, 2013, In : Philosophy 
On a two week road trip I know I can get by better with no underwear than no laptop.
-- Curt Schilling

Website 4 the day:
Laptop manuals (except for Toshiba):
http://www.tim.id.au/blog/tims-laptop-service-manuals/

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Cannot direct wind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2013, In : Philosophy 
We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.
-- Dolly Parton

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XPauto-start adjustment for experts:
http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb963902.aspx

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This exhilarating moment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 7, 2013, In : Philosophy 
In animation, there's this exhilarating moment of discovery when you see the film and you say, Oh THAT'S what I was doing.
-- John Lithgow

Website 4 the day:
Stickfigure animator:
http://www.snapfiles.com/get/pivotstickfigure.html

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I'm inclined

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 6, 2013, In : Humor 
I'm inclined to be laid back.

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Free image/photo editor:
http://www.getpaint.net/index.html

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Necessary to life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 6, 2013, In : Philosophy 
Dreams are necessary to life.
-- Anais Nin

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Free animations:
http://www.animationlibrary.com/

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We need dreams

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2013, In : Philosophy 
We need men who can dream of things that never were.
-- John F. Kennedy

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Time-frequency analysis:
http://www.baudline.com/index.html

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Don't use drugs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 3, 2013, In : Philosophy 
I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.
-- M. C. Escher

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Average face images:
http://www.faceresearch.org/demos/average

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Men of action

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 2, 2013, In : Philosophy 
All men of action are dreamers.
-- James Huneker

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Desktop calculator:
http://speedcrunch.org/en_US/index.html

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Not old

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 1, 2013, In : Philosophy 
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
-- John Barrymore
Legal search:
http://www.law.cornell.edu/search/lii

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Don't dream at night

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 31, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I don't dream at night, I dream all day; I dream for a living.
-- Steven Spielberg

Website 4 the day:
Smartphone security checklist:
http://www.fcc.gov/smartphone-security

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Many people and few outlets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 30, 2012, In : Humor 
An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.

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Be submissive:
http://freewebsubmission.com/

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Started with nothing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 29, 2012, In : Humor 
I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.
-- Michael Davis

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Search multiple classifieds at once:
http://www.searchtempest.com/

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Being punctual

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 28, 2012, In : Humor 
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Public safety radio communications data base:
http://www.radioreference.com/

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A line

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 27, 2012, In : Philosophy 
A line is a dot that went for a walk.
-- Paul Klee

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Recipes for what you have on hand:
http://recipepuppy.com

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Laws are useless

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 26, 2012, In : Philosophy 
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
-- Benjamin Disraeli

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When to go to sleep:
http://sleepyti.me/

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The gods wish to destroy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad.
-- Anonymous

Website 4 the day:
It's what you know that just ain't so:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_misconceptions

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A bad beginning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 24, 2012, In : Philosophy 
A bad beginning makes a bad ending.
-- Euripides

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Don't print what you don't want:
http://css-tricks.com/examples/ThePrintliminator/

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Picked up a sieve

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 23, 2012, In : Humor 
He bent over to pick up a sieve and strained himself.

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Interactive Eratosthenes:
http://www.cut-the-knot.org/Curriculum/Arithmetic/Eratosthenes.shtml

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So old that...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 22, 2012, In : Humor 
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
-- Bob Hope.

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Interactive periodic table of the elements:
http://ptable.com/

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Positive attitude

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 21, 2012, In : Humor 
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
-- Herm Albright.

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Remote control for your PC:
http://www.tightvnc.com/

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So clever

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 20, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-- Oscar Wilde.

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Daily political cartoons for your website:
http://www.cagle.com/art/truesellsheet.html

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Getting lucky

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2012, In : Humor 
The harder I work, the luckier I get.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

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Funny office quotes:
http://meetingboy.com/

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Wage comparisons

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 18, 2012, In : Philosophy 
A great lathe operator commands several times the wage of an average lathe operator, but a great writer of software code is worth 10,000 times the price of an average software writer.
-- Bill Gates

Website 4 the day:
Photos of people doing it wrong:
http://www.doingitwrong.com/

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Most important days

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 17, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you find out why.
-- Mark Twain

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Call from prison:
http://www.prisondial.com/

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Presently employed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2012, In : Humor 
'I am presently employed', said the gift wrapper.

Website 4 the Day:
How to be a wrapper:
http://www.wikihow.com/Wrap-a-Present

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Fastest animal on earth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 15, 2012, In : Humor 
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Measure your Internet speed (6 of 6):
http://www.dslreports.com/speedtest?flash=1

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Strike the balance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 14, 2012, In : Philosophy 
One must strike the right balance between speed and quality.
-- Clare Short

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Measure your Internet speed (5 of 6):
http://measurementlab.net/run-ndt

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Try to rush me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 13, 2012, In : Humor 
If they try to rush me, I always say, I've only got one other speed and it's slower.
-- Glenn Ford

Website 4 the day:
Measure your Internet speed (4 of 6):
http://reviews.cnet.com/internet-speed-test/

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America doesn't know where it is going

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 12, 2012, In : Philosophy 
America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.
--- Laurence J. Peter

Website 4 the day:
Measure your Internet speed (3 of 6):
http://www.bandwidthplace.com/

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Lie has speed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 11, 2012, In : Philosophy 
A lie has speed, but truth has endurance.
-- Edgar J. Mohn

Website 4 the day:
Measure your Internet speed (2 of 6):
http://speedtest.net/

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Over the hill

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 10, 2012, In : Humor 
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer

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Measure your Internet speed (1 of 6):
http://myspeed.visualware.com/index.php

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An emotional wedding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2012, In : Humor 
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

Website 4 the Day:
Save the earth:
http://earth911.com

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Advertising is legalized

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 8, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Advertising is legalized lying.
-- H. G. Wells

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Free stuff searching:
http://www.prospector.cz/

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Cannot teach anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 7, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates

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Interactive multi-search front-end:
http://soovle.com/

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Much easier

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 6, 2012, In : Philosophy 
It is much easier to be critical than to be correct.
-- Benjamin Disraeli

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25,000 minutes free video conference per month:
http://www.tokbox.com/

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Feel in your heart

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 5, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Do what you feel in your heart to be right. You'll be criticized anyway.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

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National security buildup:
http://projects.washingtonpost.com/top-secret-america/

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Have not failed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 4, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Alva Edison

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Read hidden passwords on a web page:
http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/how-to-retrieve-passwords-from-asterisks/

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To be happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 3, 2012, In : Philosophy 
If you want to be happy, be.
-- Leo Tolstoy

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Find filler item for free Amazon shipping:
http://www.filleritem.com/

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Ocean to shore

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 2, 2012, In : Humor 
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.

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Make up real-sounding words:
http://wordoid.com

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Advertising friendly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 1, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Once a culture becomes entirely advertising friendly, it seizes to be a culture at all.
-- Mark Crispin Miller

Website 4 the day:
Shopping app:
http://redlaser.com/

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Women love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 30, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.
-- Mignon McLaughlin

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Price check:
http://www.hagoole.com/

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People buy anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 29, 2012, In : Philosophy 
People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer.'
-- Sinclair Lewis

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What others have paid for cars:
http://www.truecar.com/

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Men liked shopping

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 28, 2012, In : Humor 
If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.
-- Cynthia Nelms

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Price comparison:
http://www.pricegrabber.com/

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People spend money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 27, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.
-- Will Smith

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Check price history:
http://thetracktor.com/

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Shopping is cheaper

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 26, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
-- Tammy Faye Bakker

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Price watch:
http://us.camelcamelcamel.com/

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Breakfast egg

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 25, 2012, In : Humor 
A boiled egg for breakfast is hard to beat.

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Make everything OK:
http://make-everything-ok.com/

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Always ready to learn

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 24, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught.
-- Winston Churchill

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Search government auctions:
http://www.govdeals.com/

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Complicated questions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 23, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
-- Dr. Seuss

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Rhyming dictionary:
http://rhymer.com/

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Votes decide nothing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 22, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Those who cast the votes decide nothing; those who count the votes decide everything.
-- Joseph Stalin

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Random historical and scientific facts:
http://factsie.com

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Wanted to be a cook

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 21, 2012, In : Philosophy 
At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.
-- Salvador Dali

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Latest news from many sources:
http://www.veryquiet.com/

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A small world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 20, 2012, In : Humor 
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
-- Steven Wright

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Beautiful weather graphs and maps:
http://weatherspark.com/

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You will wish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2012, In : Philosophy 
A year from now you will wish you started today.
-- Karen Lamb

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Lock your computer with a USB stick:
http://www.predator-usb.com/predator/en/index.php

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Piano down a mineshaft

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 18, 2012, In : Humor 
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

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Skype recorder:
http://voipcallrecording.com/

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Drinking poison

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 17, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies.
-- Nelson Mandela

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Browse faster:
http://www.maxthon.com/mx3/

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Never too late

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 16, 2012, In : Philosophy 
It's never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Elliot

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Print to image file:
http://code-industry.net/imageprinter.php

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Experience

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 15, 2012, In : Humor 
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Randy Pausch

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Build and publish apps for free:
http://www.appsbar.com/

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Terrible misfortunes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 14, 2012, In : Philosophy 
My life has been full of terrible misfortunes most of which never happened.
-- Michel de Montaigne

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Synchronize files to your own host:
http://ftpbox.org/

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Quiet people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 13, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Quiet people have the loudest minds.
-- Stephen Hawking

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Simple anonymous peer-to-peer file sharing:
http://mute-net.sourceforge.net/

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Don't cry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
-- Dr. Seuss

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How to go Git:
http://rogerdudler.github.com/git-guide/

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Broke into song

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 11, 2012, In : Humor 
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

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1911 Version of the Encyclopedia Britannica:
http://eb11.nrbook.com/index.html

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If you leave me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 10, 2012, In : Philosophy 
When we got married I told my wife "If you leave me, I'm going with you. And she never did.
-- James Fineous McBride

Website 4 the day:
The study of how the Internet can impact your beliefs:
http://captology.stanford.edu/

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The less we know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 9, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The less we know, the longer the explanation.
-- Bene Gesserit (fictional character of Frank Herbert)

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3D model from photographs:
http://insight3d.sourceforge.net/

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TV as proof

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 8, 2012, In : Philosophy 
TV has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
-- Ann Landers

Website 4 the day:
Find a photo that points to where your cursor is:
http://www.pointerpointer.com/

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Need a driver's license

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 7, 2012, In : Humor 
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Learn a new language:
http://duolingo.com

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Obsolete satire

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 6, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Recover lost files:
http://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/PhotoRec

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Think of the future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 5, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Video downloader:
http://www.freemake.com/free_video_downloader/

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Been to the dentist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 4, 2012, In : Humor 
I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.

Website 4 the Day:
Doodle on a map:
http://quikmaps.com/

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Beauty fades

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 3, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Beauty fades . . . dumb is forever.
-- Judge Judy

Website 4 the day:
Visual data on maps:
http://www.statsilk.com/

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Finding genius

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 2, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
-- E. B. White

Website 4 the day:
Interactive infographics:
http://infogr.am/

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Spoiling a good story

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 1, 2012, In : Humor 
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Build an online timeline:
http://www.dipity.com/

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A sane man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 31, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
-- Carl Gustav Jung

Website 4 the day:
Create diagrams with words:
http://www.diagrammr.com/

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Got in trouble

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 30, 2012, In : Humor 
When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, "I want my daughter back by 8:15." I said, "The middle of August? Cool!"
Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Make your data pretty:
http://piktochart.com/

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Anyone object?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 29, 2012, In : Humor 
If anyone objects to any statement I make, I am quite prepared not only to retract it, but also to deny under oath that I ever made it.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Create visual ideas:
http://www.easel.ly/

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Radioactive cats

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 28, 2012, In : Humor 
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

Website 4 the Day:
Merge Gmail and social networking:
http://www.xobni.com/download/gmail

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An ideal state

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 27, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
-- Herbert Henry Asquith

Website 4 the day:
Track sent e-mail:
http://www.rightinbox.com/

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On the right track,

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 26, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
E-mail reminders:
http://www.followupthen.com/

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His mother

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 25, 2012, In : Humor 
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
Remember to follow-up:
http://www.followup.cc/

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Avoid the unlucky

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 24, 2012, In : Humor 
Avoid employing unlucky people. Throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.
-- David Brent

Website 4 the day:
Send Gmail later:
http://sendwhenever.com/

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Dept of Interior

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 24, 2012, In : Humor 
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Organize your e-mail:
http://www.otherinbox.com/

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It's impossible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 22, 2012, In : Philosophy 
When we were told it's impossible, we knew it's the right way to be done.
-- Joe Sutter (Boeing 747 team leader)

Website 4 the day:
Remove e-mail junk:
http://unroll.me/

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Electricity from electrons

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 21, 2012, In : Humor 
If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Website 4 the Day:
The art of photogravure:

http://photogravure.com/

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World War III songs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 20, 2012, In : Humor 
I feel that if any songs are gonna come out of World War III, we'd better start writing them now.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Split folders by criteria:
http://bkprograms.weebly.com/folder-axe.html

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Fish cramps

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 19, 2012, In : Humor 
Do fish get cramps after eating?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Photo/file sharing with 10 GB free and 2 GB file limit:
http://minus.com/

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Misunderestimation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 18, 2012, In : Philosophy 
They misunderestimated me.
George W. Bush

Website 4 the day:
Learn to communicate visually:
http://www.visual-literacy.org/

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Western civilization

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2012, In : Philosophy 
What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea.
-- Mahatma Gandhi

Website 4 the day:
Learn to be cryptic:
http://www.khanacademy.org/science/brit-cruise/cryptography

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The use of happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 16, 2012, In : Humor 
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Convert to/from Lat/Lon:
http://stevemorse.org/jcal/latlon.php

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The moneyed classes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Verify links on a website:
http://home.snafu.de/tilman/xenulink.html

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Worried king

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 14, 2012, In : Humor 
The king worried about having a receding heir line.

Website 4 the Day:
Internet reference desk:
http://www.refdesk.com/

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Never been married

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 13, 2012, In : Humor 
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me. 
-- Elayne Boosler

Website 4 the day:
Make a ringtone:
http://www.cellsea.com/media/rtindex.htm

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A bargain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 13, 2012, In : Humor 
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
-- Franklin Jones

Website 4 the day:
Self-Destructing, recallable, non-forwardable, non-printable/savable e-mail:
http://www.bigstring.com/

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It's time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 11, 2012, In : Humor 
It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
-- George W. Bush

Website 4 the day:
Create apps for iOS and Android:
https://register.brightcove.com/en/app-cloud

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Inspiration

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 10, 2012, In : Philosophy 
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
-- Sigmund Freud

Website 4 the day:
Private social network:
https://www.yammer.com/

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I like life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 9, 2012, In : Humor 
I like life. It's something to do.
-- Ronnie Shakes

Website 4 the day:
Break through the corporate firewall:
http://proxify.com/

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If a person

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 8, 2012, In : Humor 
if a person can't communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Effective communication:
http://www.helpguide.org/mental/effective_communication_skills.htm

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Why wait

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 7, 2012, In : Humor 
Why do we wait until a pig is dead, to "cure" it?

Website 4 the Day:
Free stock photos:
http://sxc.hu

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Fear of perfection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 6, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.
-- Salvador Dalí

Website 4 the day:
0 to resume in 15 minutes:
http://jobspice.com

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God loved birds

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 5, 2012, In : Philosophy 
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
-- Jacques Deval

Website 4 the day:
Check writing for spelling or grammatical errors:
http://polishmywriting.com

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Young once

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 4, 2012, In : Humor 
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Easy blogging:
http://www.scribefire.com/

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Stupidity v. genius

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 3, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. 
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Save web content:
http://gimmebar.com

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Mime arrest

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 2, 2012, In : Humor 
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Video lectures, courses, etc.:
http://www.learnerstv.com/

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If you don't like it

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 1, 2012, In : Philosophy 
If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it.
-- Mary Engelbreit

Website 4 the day:
Coping with change:
http://www.positive-changes-coach.com/how-to-deal-with-change.html

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Sign language

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 30, 2012, In : Humor 
Knowing sign language can be handy.

Website 4 the Day:
Protect your diary:
http://rednotebook.sourceforge.net/

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Never a substitute

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 29, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Organization can never be a substitute for initiative and for judgment.
-- Louis D. Brandeis

Website 4 the day:
Organize your programs, files, and folders:
http://ticno.com/multibar/?lang=en

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Failed writers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 28, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I suppose some editors are failed writers; but so are most writers.
-- TS Eliot

Website 4 the day:
Free audio editor:
http://www.wavosaur.com/

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Language

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 27, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Language is the archives of history.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Website 4 the day:
Handle 150+ types of archives:
http://peazip.sourceforge.net/

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Concentrate

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 26, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Concentrate your strengths against your competitor's relative weaknesses.
-- Paul Gauguin

Website 4 the day:
Compare your website to competitors:
http://www.diyseo.com/free-tools/seo-report-card

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Silence is perfect

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Regular expression tutorial:
http://www.regular-expressions.info/tutorial.html

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X rated films

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 24, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I had the X rating on my films. Now they do as much on The Simpsons as I got an X rating for Fritz the Cat.
-- Ralph Bakshi

Website 4 the day:
What Google page does a site show up on?
http://whatpageofsearchamion.com/

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Finding area

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 23, 2012, In : Humor 
Finding area is an integral part of calculus.

Website 4 the Day:
Visual calculus:
http://archives.math.utk.edu/visual.calculus/

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Art

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 22, 2012, In : Philosophy 
If it sells, it's art.
-- Frank Lloyd

Website 4 the day:
How Thomas Edison are you?
http://thomasedison.org/

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Stop thinking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 21, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Stop thinking, and end your problems.
-- Lao Tzu

Website 4 the day:
How many days are left?
http://xdaysleft.com/

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Discussions with monkey

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 20, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
Encrypted USB partition:
http://www.rohos.com/

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Loved children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 19, 2012, In : Humor 
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Where did I put that phone?
http://www.wheresmycellphone.com/

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Profound influence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 18, 2012, In : Humor 
My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
-- Spike Milligan

Website 4 the day:
Collect/organize/share web stuff:
http://www.pearltrees.com/

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Apartments

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 17, 2012, In : Humor 
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Generate web-based presentations:
https://www.startmeeting.com/studio

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Soap addiction

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 16, 2012, In : Humor 
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

Website 4 the Day:
Don't lye:
http://www.thecrunchychicken.com/2009/01/survival-series-making-soap-without-lye.html

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No-prep profession

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 15, 2012, In : Humor 
Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson

Website 4 the day:
What does the Internet think:
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/

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Nothing is hard

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 14, 2012, In : Humor 
Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
-- Leslie Nielsen

Website 4 the day:
Share a web page with a warning:
http://isnsfw.com/

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Trick to being a humorist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 13, 2012, In : Humor 
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Help others find the name of a tune:
http://namemytune.com/

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New skylights

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 12, 2012, In : Humor 
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. 
Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
50 Windows Registry Hacks:
http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/37920/the-50-best-registry-hacks-that-make-windows-better/

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No business ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 11, 2012, In : Humor 
There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
Free accounting software:
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2382514,00.asp

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Value of money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2012, In : Humor 
If you would like to know the value of money, try to borrow some.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Crowdfunding website reviews:
http://www.crowdfunding-website-reviews.com/

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Sound promises

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 9, 2012, In : Humor 
Many campaign promises are sound. Only sound!

Website 4 the Day:
Non-partisan fact checking site:
http://www.factcheck.org/

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Unpredictable children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 8, 2012, In : Humor 
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they’re going to catch you in next.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
How to catch a liar:
http://www.webmd.com/balance/features/10-ways-catch-li

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Women forgive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 7, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
How to forgive:
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/forgiveness/MH00131

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I am drunk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 6, 2012, In : Humor 
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
Collect money to fund anti-ugly research:
http://chipin.com

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Stay in shape

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 5, 2012, In : Humor 
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeners

Website 4 the day:
Improved mental health is a walk in the park:
http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2012/06/21/Walking-in-park-better-for-mental-health/UPI-34271340256956/

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Curious about sheep

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 4, 2012, In : Humor 
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Graphical weather and rain prediction maps:
http://graphical.weather.gov/

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Men without women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 3, 2012, In : Humor 
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir … mighty scarce.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Open source web fonts:
http://google.com/webfonts

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Mad magician

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 2, 2012, In : Humor 
The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

Website 4 the Day:
Amaze your friends:
http://www.goodtricks.net/

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Bad artists

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 1, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Bad artists copy. Good artists steal.
-- Pablo Picasso

Website 4 the day:
Still another file synchronizer:
http://synkron.sourceforge.net/

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From one or two

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2012, In : Humor 
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner quotes

Website 4 the day:
Yet another file synchronizer:
http://www.cis.upenn.edu/~bcpierce/unison/

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If you were right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 30, 2012, In : Humor 
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
Folder comparison and synchronization:
http://www.freewaregenius.com/freefilesync-powerful-folder-comparison-and-synchronization-tool/

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The great end

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 29, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The great end of living is to harmonize man with the order of things.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Website 4 the day:
Java file synchronization:
http://jfilesync.sourceforge.net/

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Not to be put in order

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 28, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The world is not to be put in order; the world is order, incarnate. It is for us to harmonize with this order.
-- Henry Miller

Website 4 the day:
Folder synchronization:
http://freefilesync.sourceforge.net/

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People in sync

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 27, 2012, In : Philosophy 
If people aren't in sync, things won't work out well.
-- Stephen Hopkins

Website 4 the day:
Synchronize your USB and disk memories:
http://www.dirsyncpro.org/

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Avoid elevators

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 26, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I usually take steps to avoid elevators.

Website 4 the Day:
History of the Otis elevator:
http://www.otisworldwide.com/d31-timeline.html

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Disagree with experiment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 25, 2012, In : Philosophy 
If it disagrees with experiment, it’s wrong. That’s all there is to it.
-- Richard Feynman

Website 4 the day:
The Stanford prison experiment:
http://www.prisonexp.org/

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Can't order food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 24, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I can’t go to a restaurant and order food because I keep looking at the fonts on the menu. Five minutes later I realize that it’s also talking about food.
-- Donald Knuth, when asked about the his work on computer typesetting.

Website 4 the day:
A brief history of fonts:
http://www.vletter.com/aboutfonts.htm

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No special talents

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 23, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Curiosity and intelligence:
http://phys.org/news172174436.htm

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No idea

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 22, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.
-- Stephen Hawking, when asked as to his IQ.

Website 4 the day:
History of the IQ test:
http://iq-test.learninginfo.org/iq01.htm

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I'll stop here

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 21, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I think I’ll stop here.
-- Andrew Wiles after finishing writing the proof to Fermat’s Last Theorem

Website 4 the day:
Wiles' interview:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/physics/andrew-wiles-fermat.html

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Didn't know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 20, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Well, I didn’t know it was hard.
-- Ivan Sutherland, when asked “How could you possibly have done the first interactive graphics program, the first non-procedural programming language, the first object oriented software system, all in one year?”

Website 4 the day:
Increase ignorance for success:
http://www.selfgrowth.com/articles/become-a-success-by-increasing-your-ignorance

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My friend drowned

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 19, 2012, In : Humor 
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.

Website 4 the Day:
Famous people who drowned:
http://listverse.com/2008/05/29/12-notable-people-who-died-by-drowning/

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Television and psychiatry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 18, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
-- Alfred Hitchcock

Website 4 the day:
Psychiatry videos:
http://www.psy-world.com/videos.htm

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Television and democracy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 17, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Television is democracy at its ugliest.
-- Paddy Chayefsky

Website 4 the day:
Death of TV: Democracy's rebirth
http://news.discovery.com/human/campaigns-end-tv-commercials-120531.html

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Writing raised

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2012, In : Humor 
Television has raised writing to a new low.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Television writing competition:
http://www.scriptapaloozatv.com/

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The weather channel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 15, 2012, In : Humor 
On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather.
We had something like that where I grew up.
We called it a window.
-- Dan Spencer

Website 4 the day:
Weather Channel's forecast:
http://www.weather.com/forecast

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Television news

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 14, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy.
-- Richard Nixon

Website 4 the day:
NBC News video archive:
http://www.nbcuniversalarchives.com/

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Father hated radio

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 13, 2012, In : Humor 
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
-- Peter De Vries

Website 4 the day:
History of television:
http://inventors.about.com/od/tstartinventions/a/Television_Time.htm

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Do the splits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 12, 2012, In : Humor 
I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He asked "How flexible are you?"
I replied, "I can't come on Tuesdays".

Website 4 the Day:
Olympics results:
http://espn.go.com/olympics/summer/2012/results

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Protecting aspirin

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2012, In : Philosophy 
We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children.
-- Gloria Estefan

Website 4 the day:
Sketch/plan an auto accident:
http://accidentsketch.com/

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Cement mixer collision

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 9, 2012, In : Humor 
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
-- Ronnie Corbett

Website 4 the day:
Instead of TV, you should watch:
http://unplugthetv.com

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Thick towels

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 8, 2012, In : Humor 
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Hotel ratings and bed bug watch:
http://www.raveable.com/

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A guy waved

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 7, 2012, In : Humor 
I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, “I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.” And I said, “I am.”
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Share bookmarks:
http://help.diigo.com/my-groups-turorial/share-bookmarks

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A lot of courage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 6, 2012, In : Philosophy 
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Share and edit videos:
http://pixorial.com

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A good cookbook

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 5, 2012, In : Humor 
I just read a good cookbook, it had many stirring events.

Website 4 the Day:
Library of free e-cookbooks:
http://www.recipe4living.com/articles/free_ecookbooks.htm

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Under the kilt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2012, In : Humor 
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
-- Spike Milligan

Website 4 the day:
Free search of public records:
http://publicrecords.searchsystems.net

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Sent a telegram

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 3, 2012, In : Humor 
I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately. 
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
High tech pranks:
http://www.techcult.com/high-tech-pranks/

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Achieve immortality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 2, 2012, In : Humor 
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
5 steps to living longer:
http://scienceuniverse101.blogspot.com/2012/05/5-health-tips-that-can-lengthen-your.html

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Grasp the universe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 1, 2012, In : Philosophy 
It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
-- Carl Sagan

Website 4 the day:
50 ways to improve Windows:
http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/37920/the-50-best-registry-hacks-that-make-windows-better/

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About failures

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 31, 2012, In : Humor 
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Write a successful book:
http://www.scottberkun.com/blog/2007/how-to-write-a-book-the-short-honest-truth/

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Every man's right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 30, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful.
-- Benjamin Disraeli

Website 4 the day:
Coping with arrogance:
http://www.wikihow.com/Cope-With-Arrogant-People

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My dog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 29, 2012, In : Humor 
My dog not only has a fur coat but also pants.

Website 4 the Day:
Recover that lost password:
http://www.nirsoft.net/utils/#password_utils

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Very deep thought

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 28, 2012, In : Humor 
How much deeper would the ocean be, if sponges didn't grow in it?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
How deep are they?
http://science.yourdictionary.com/articles/how-deep-are-the-oceans-and-how-can-you-be-sure.html

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It is rude to interrupt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 27, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte

Website 4 the day:
Frostbite Theater:
http://education.jlab.org/frost/

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Simple success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 26, 2012, In : Humor 
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
-- Earl Wilson

Website 4 the day:
Send video mail:
http://mailvu.com

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Beware

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 24, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Beware of any enterprise requiring new clothes.  
-- Henry Thoreau

Website 4 the day:
Proving Thoreau wrong:
http://www.dressforsuccess.org/

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The best way

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 23, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
To help you appreciate your job:
http://borge009.hubpages.com/hub/Jobs-That-Will-Make-You-Appreciate-Your-own-job-More

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Walked into a bar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 22, 2012, In : Humor 
I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.
The bartender brings out a guy who looks just like me.

Website 4 the Day:
Scientfic search:
http://scirus.com/srsapp/

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Buy land

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 22, 2012, In : Humor 
Buy land. They've stopped making it.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Historical home prices:
http://www.jparsons.net/housingbubble/

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When I was a boy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 20, 2012, In : Humor 
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Dead sea scrolls online:
http://dss.collections.imj.org.il/

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Armpits in alligators

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 19, 2012, In : Philosophy 
When you’re up to your armpits in alligators, it’s hard to remember to drain the swamp.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Swamp images:
http://tiny.cc/ctfohw

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Education is not

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 18, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.
-- John Dewey

Website 4 the day:
Educational games:
http://www.nobelprize.org/educational/

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Life is anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 17, 2012, In : Humor 
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Life photos:
Life photos:
http://images.google.com/hosted/life

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Holding good cards

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 16, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings

Website 4 the day:
Online card games:
http://games.yahoo.com/card/

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Clothing store sign

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 15, 2012, In : Humor 
Sign on a clothing store - Come inside and have a fit.

Website 4 the Day:
Cute bunny pictures. (Why? ... Why not!)
http://dailybunny.com

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Success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
Become enthusiastic:
http://www.positivityblog.com/index.php/2008/03/13/4-powerful-reasons-to-up-your-enthusiasm-and-how-to-do-it/

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Do the impossible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 13, 2012, In : Humor 
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
-- Doug Larson

Website 4 the day:
Do the impossible:
http://michaelhyatt.com/slides/do-the-impossible


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A budget

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 12, 2012, In : Humor 
A budget tells us what we can’t afford, but it doesn’t keep us from buying it.
-- William Feather

Website 4 the day:
Mail header analyzer:
http://www.iptrackeronline.com/header.php/

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Success secrets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 11, 2012, In : Humor 
There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
-- Kin Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
Free university lectures:
http://lecturefox.com

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Nothing is illegal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 10, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it.
-- Andrew Young

Website 4 the day:
Create a website:
http://dooid.me/home/index.php

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A successful man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 9, 2012, In : Philosophy 
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.
-- David Brinkley

Website 4 the day:
Convert web page to PDF:
http://pdfmyurl.com

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Useless book

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 8, 2012, In : Humor 
The book of incantations was useless.
The author had failed to run a spell check.

Website 4 the Day:
Create a QR code:
http://goqr.me/

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The secret of life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 7, 2012, In : Humor 
I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.
-- Charles M. Schulz

Website 4 the day:
Share your searching:
http://www.heystaks.com/tab/

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A simple philosophy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 6, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.
-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Website 4 the day:
Google class on searching:
http://www.google.com/insidesearch/landing/powersearching.html

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Your mission

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 5, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you’re alive, it isn’t.
-- Richard Bach

Website 4 the day:
Free study guides and book notes:
http://www.pinkmonkey.com/

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Every man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 4, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
-- William Wallace

Website 4 the day:
Domain search:
http://www.bustaname.com/

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Any idiot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 3, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Any idiot can face a crisis – it’s day to day living that wears you out.
-- Anton Chekhov

Website 4 the day:
Highlight or add sticky notes to web pages:
http://www.diigo.com/

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Waste one hour

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 2, 2012, In : Philosophy 
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
-- Charles Darwin

Website 4 the day:
Make a web page:
https://webmaker.org/en-US/tools/#thimble

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Swallowed some cheese

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 1, 2012, In : Humor 
My cat swallowed some cheese and then waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.

Website 4 the Day:
500 free movies:
http://www.openculture.com/freemoviesonline

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Talking about cats

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 30, 2012, In : Philosophy 
There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.
-- Dan Greenberg


Website 4 the day:
Fix your cell phone videos:
http://fixmymovie.com/

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Kindly masters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 29, 2012, In : Humor 
Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place. -- Paul Gray

Website 4 the day:
Garfield randomized:
http://dougshaw.com/garfield.html

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Own a dog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 28, 2012, In : Philosophy 
You own a dog but you feed a cat.
-- Jenny de Vries

Website 4 the day:



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Visualize cats

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 27, 2012, In : Philosophy 
You can visualize a hundred cats. Beyond that, you can't. Two hundred, five hundred, it all looks the same.
-- Jack Wright (of Kingston, Ontario, the Guinness Book record holder for the owner of the most cats at one time - 689)

Website 4 the day:
Top ten cat countries:
http://www.mapsofworld.com/world-top-ten/countries-with-most-pet-cat-population.html

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Many philosophers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 26, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. 
-- Hippolyte Taine

Website 4 the day:
Create your own wisdom cat image:
http://memegenerator.net/Wisdom-Cat

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No matter

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 25, 2012, In : Philosophy 
No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
100 cute kittens:
http://acidcow.com/pics/20805-cats-100-pics.html

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Leopard change

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 24, 2012, In : Humor 
How can a leopard change his spots? By moving. 

Website 4 the Day:
Coping with change:
http://powertochange.com/life/copinag/

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An expert

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2012, In : Humor 
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr

Website 4 the day:
Job search engine:
http://www.indeed.com/

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Needs reforming

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 22, 2012, In : Humor 
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Spam-free searching:
http://blekko.com/ 

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Most beautiful thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 21, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Search for videos:
http://www.blinkx.com/

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Ordinary things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 20, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Ordinary things consistently done produce extraordinary results.
-- Keith Cunningham

Website 4 the day:
Health search engine:
http://www.healthline.com/

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Not the absence of fear

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 19, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear.
-- Ambrose Redmoon

Website 4 the day:
Search recent information:
http://www.nowrelevant.com/

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Wouldn't have won

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 18, 2012, In : Humor 
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Pictorial search results:
http://spezify.com

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A gifted child

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 17, 2012, In : Humor 
I asked my dad if I was a gifted child. He assured me that I was, because he definitely wouldn't have paid for me.

Website 4 the Day:
Open a wine bottle with your shoe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h8LkCC2TXg

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The world owes you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 16, 2012, In : Humor 
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. 
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
10 creative ways to earn extra money:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/worklife/05/18/cb.earn.extra.money/index.html

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Fear of life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 15, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The fear of life is the favorite disease of the 20th century.
-- William Lyon Phelps

Website 4 the day:
Worried sick?
http://www.webmd.com/anxiety-panic/features/worried-sick-help-for-hypochondria

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Life is

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 14, 2012, In : Humor 
Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
37 ways to fall asleep fast:
http://sleepcottage.com/how-to-fall-asleep-fast/

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A long lesson

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 13, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Life is a long lesson in humility.
-- James M. Barrie

Website 4 the day:
How to be humble:
http://beinspiredeveryday.com/2009/08/21/how-to-practice-humility/

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All men think

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 12, 2012, In : Philosophy 
All men think all men mortal but themselves.
-- Edward Young

Website 4 the day:
CDC mortality tables:
http://www.cdc.gov/NCHS/nvss/mortality_tables.htm

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Only one difference

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2012, In : Humor 
There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last. 
-- Robert Louis Stevenson

Website 4 the day:
20 easy deserts:
http://allrecipes.com/Recipes/Everyday-Cooking/Quick-and-Easy/Quick-and-Easy-Desserts/Top.aspx

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The only disease

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 10, 2012, In : Humor 
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got. 

Website 4 the Day:
Hypochondiac's delight:
http://www.patientslikeme.com/

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Never judge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 9, 2012, In : Humor 
Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J.W. Eagan

Website 4 the day:
Create your own e-book to be judged:
http://www.britely.com/

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Convert ideas to things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 8, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The ability to convert ideas to things is the secret of outward success.
-- Henry Ward Beecher

Website 4 the day:
Convert text to image:
http://www.hidetext.net/

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Everything popular

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 7, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Everything popular is wrong.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Search less popular sites:
http://millionshort.com/

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Still no cure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 6, 2012, In : Humor 
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. 
-- John Glenn

Website 4 the day:
Find a person's birthday:
http://www.birthdatabase.com/query.php 

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The first step

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 5, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery.
-- Joanne Kathleen Rowling

Website 4 the day:
Free disk recovery tool:
http://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/TestDisk 

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A moderately good play

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 4, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
–Truman Capote

Website 4 the day:
Make your own motivator parody poster:
http://diy.despair.com

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A fired magician

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 3, 2012, In : Humor 
A fired magician is dis-illusioned.

Website 4 the Day:
Learn magic:
http://www.classicmagic.net/

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Intellectuals solve problems

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Seek and ye shall find:
http://freewordsearch.net/

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Never drink water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 1, 2012, In : Humor 
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Connect the dots:
http://www.picturedots.com/

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Drunk man's words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 31, 2012, In : Philosophy 
A drunk mans words are a sober man’s thoughts.
-- Steve Fergosi

Website 4 the day:
Share thoughts (sober or otherwise):
http://www.wiki-site.com/index.php/Wiki_Creation_-_Create_A_Wiki_For_Free!

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I feel sorry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2012, In : Humor 
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
-- Frank Sinatra

Website 4 the day:
Don't tweet today, what you can put off until tomorrow:
https://www.socialoomph.com/ 

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Those who have what they want

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 29, 2012, In : Philosophy 
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven’t what they want that they don’t want it.
-- Ogden Nash

Website 4 the day:
Tell people in your own font:
http://fontstruct.com/

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Patriot's duty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 28, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.
-- Thomas Paine

Website 4 the day:
Memorial Day history:
http://www.usmemorialday.org/backgrnd.html

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Sandwich walks into a bar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 27, 2012, In : Humor 
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

Website 4 the Day:
Non-soggy sandwiches:
http://www.thefoodpornographer.com/2008/08/02/bento-tips-and-reflections-1/

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Sign on a brassiere shop

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 26, 2012, In : Humor 
Sign on a brassiere shop:
We fix flats.

Website 4 the day:
The uplifting history of the bra:
http://www.lingerie-n-more.com/2009/09/18/bras-through-the-ages/

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Sign on a divorce lawyer’s wall

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 25, 2012, In : Humor 
Sign on a divorce lawyer’s wall: 
Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.

Website 4 the day:
Lawyer humor:
http://mason.gmu.edu/~rrotunda/lawyer.htm

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Sign on a music store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 24, 2012, In : Humor 
Sign on a music store: 
Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.

Website 4 the day:
Music humor:
http://www.buddyandhopkins.com/BH_musichumor.html

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Sign on a junkyard fence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 23, 2012, In : Humor 
Sign on a junkyard fence:
Edifice wrecks.

Website 4 the day:
Used car part finder:
http://www.car-part.com/

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Sign on a beauty parlor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 22, 2012,
Sign on a beauty parlor: 
Curl up and dye.

Website 4 the day:
125 years of women's hairstyles:
http://www.lhj.com/style/covers/125-years-of-ladies-home-journal-hair-through-the-ages/

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Sign on a plumber’s truck

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 21, 2012, In : Humor 
Sign on a plumber’s truck:
A flush is better than a full house.

Website 4 the day:
Toilet tutorial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pPfrV8E37o

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Failed Math

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 20, 2012, In : Humor 
I failed Math so many times I can't even count.
-- Stewart Francis

Website 4 the Day:
Create or view awesome infographics:
http://visual.ly/

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Share everything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 19, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Share everything. Don't take things that aren't yours. Put things back where you found them.
-- Robert Fulghum

Website 4 the day:
Share files across multiple hosts:
http://www.mirrorcreator.com/

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Can computers think?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
-- Edsgar Dijkstra

Website 4 the day:
Why people think that computers can't.  (From 1982)
http://web.media.mit.edu/~minsky/papers/ComputersCantThink.txt

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Paranoiac in reverse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 17, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
-- J. D. Salinger

Website 4 the day:
Reverse image search:
http://www.tineye.com/

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What you pay

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 16, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.  
-- Warren Buffett

Website 4 the day:
See historical Amazon prices:
http://ookong.com

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Flurry of images

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 15, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I have lived in a flurry of images, but I will go out in a freeze frame.  
-- Anthony Quinn

Website 4 the day:
Free vectors:
http://tutorialblog.org/free-vector-downloads

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Going nowhere

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I thought I was going nowhere. Now I can see there was a pattern.
-- Kate DiCamillo

Website 4 the day:
Free patterns:
http://squidfingers.com/patterns 

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DWK

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 13, 2012, In : Humor 
A woman was driving in her car on a narrow road. She was knitting at the same time, so she was driving very slowly. 
A man came up from behind and he wanted to pass her. He opened the window and yelled, "Pull over! Pull over!"
The lady yelled back, "No, it's a sweater!"

Website 4 the Day:
Learn how to, but not while driving:
http://www.knittinghelp.com/

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A smile a day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 12, 2012, In : Humor 
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
-- W.C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Demos of handwriting recognition:
http://webdemo.visionobjects.com/

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People stealing your ideas

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 11, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats.
-- Howard Aiken

Website 4 the day:
Photo tours of 15,000 popular landmarks:
http://www.theverge.com/2012/4/25/2974069/google-maps-photo-tours

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Congressmen's trips abroad

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 10, 2012, In : Humor 
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!  
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Create a website:
http://imcreator.com/

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America: the Land of Promise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 9, 2012, In : Humor 
Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Autofill sign-up/login forms and track purchases:
https://www.dashlane.com/

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Error to error

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 8, 2012, In : Philosophy 
From error to error, one discovers the entire truth.  
-- Fortune cookie message

Website 4 the day:
Who is tracking you?
http://www.ghostery.com/

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Did you know?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 7, 2012, In : Humor 
Did you know that you can just rip up a to-do list?  
-- Tim Siedell

Website 4 the day:
Change your screen color to match day light:
http://stereopsis.com/flux/

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Asked for a joke

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 6, 2012, In : Humor 
When the King asked the fool for a joke the fool just shrugged. He was the court gesture. 

Website 4 the Day:
Send an odd e-card:
http://www.someecards.com/

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Think you are thinking?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 5, 2012, In : Philosophy 
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
-- William James

Website 4 the day:
How to think critically:
http://www.rogerdarlington.me.uk/thinking.html

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Infuriating

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 4, 2012, In : Philosophy 
It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right.  
-- Moliere

Website 4 the day:
How to think:

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Faith in fools

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2012, In : Humor 
I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence.  
-- Edgar Allen Poe

Website 4 the day:
Build your self-confidence:
http://www.pickthebrain.com/blog/10-ways-to-instantly-build-self-confidence/

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In all the world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 2, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.  
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Website 4 the day:
The wages of dangerous stupidity:
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/

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Nothing more frightful

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, In : Philosophy 
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.  
-- Goethe

Website 4 the day:
See III C:
http://philosophy.lander.edu/ethics/socrates.html

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Get a man to understand

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 30, 2012, In : Philosophy 
It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it.
-- Upton Sinclair

Website 4 the day:
Understanding science (if you salary doesn't depend on not knowing it):
http://undsci.berkeley.edu/ 

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Dry-cleaning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 29, 2012, In : Humor 
A man opened a dry-cleaning business next door to the convent. He knocked on the door and asked the Mother Superior if she had any dirty habits.

Website 4 the Day:
Life lessons:
http://www.zefrank.com/vacuum/index.html

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Striking difference

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 28, 2012, In : Humor 
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
15 square picture puzzle:
http://www.zefrank.com/puzzle/index.html

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I refuse to answer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 27, 2012, In : Humor 
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Animal noises:
http://www.zefrank.com/forella/swfs/index.html

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Getting absent-minded

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 26, 2012, In : Humor 
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren’t what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Make your own flowers:
http://www.zefrank.com/flowers/

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Advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 25, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.
-- Erica Jong

Website 4 the day:
String spinning #2:
http://www.zefrank.com/string_spinv2/

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Existentialism test

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 24, 2012, In : Humor 
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
String spinning #1:
http://www.zefrank.com/memory/stringspin/spin_1.html

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Statistics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 23, 2012, In : Humor 
Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.
-- Sen. Mary Anne Tebedo


Website 4 the day:
Cool interactive kaleidoscope:
http://www.zefrank.com/dtoy_vs_byokal/index.html

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Shared bread recipes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 22, 2012, In : Humor 
Bakers share their bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Website 4 the Day:
Top non-machine bread recipies:
http://allrecipes.com/Recipes/Bread/Non-Bread-Machine/Top.aspx

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Don’t like to share

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 21, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I don’t like to share my personal life… it wouldn’t be personal if I shared it.
-- George Clooney

Website 4 the day:
Don't share your searches:
https://www.startpage.com/

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Thousands of candles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 20, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
-- Buddha

Website 4 the day:
Share documents:
https://share.zoho.com/homepage

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Love grows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 19, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Love only grows by sharing. You can only have more for yourself by giving it away to others.
-- Brian Tracy

Website 4 the day:
Share ideas:

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You are forgiven

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2012, In : Philosophy 
You are forgiven for your happiness and your successes only if you generously consent to share them.
-- Albert Camus

Website 4 the day:
Share your content:
http://www.enthropia.com/labs/share/

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Unshared happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 17, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Happiness quite unshared can scarcely be called happiness; it has no taste.
-- Charlotte Brontë

Website 4 the day:
Share files:
http://ge.tt/

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Not charity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 16, 2012, In : Philosophy 
A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
-- Jack London

Website 4 the day:
Share your screen:
https://join.me/

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Pessimist's blood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 15, 2012, In : Humor 
A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.

Website 4 the Day:
How to deal with negative people:
http://www.life-with-confidence.com/how-to-deal-with-negative-people.html

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Computer viruses as life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 14, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We’ve created life in our own image.
– Stephen Hawking

Website 4 the day:
Online malware file scanner:
http://virusscan.jotti.org/en

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Express an idea

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The ability to express an idea is well nigh as important as the idea itself.
-- Bernard Baruch

Website 4 the day:
The type face is also important:
http://dafont.com

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Design is

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 12, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.
-- Steve Jobs

Website 4 the day:
Know how:
http://madehow.com

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Fill your paper

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 11, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart.
-- William Wordsworth

Website 4 the day:
Paper toys:
papertoys.com

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Go ahead

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 10, 2012, In : Philosophy 
If it's a good idea, go ahead and do it. It's much easier to apologize than it is to get permission.
-- Grace Hopper

Website 4 the day:
See what condition your permissions are in:
http://mypermissions.org/

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Laugh

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2012, In : Humor 
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess

Website 4 the day:
Exercise to stop snoring
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIJysIYGbLc

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Years ago

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 8, 2012, In : Humor 
Years ago, changing TV channels from a sitting position was a remote possibility.

Website 4 the Day:
Free international TV channels:
http://beelinetv.com

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The successful man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 8, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with his business before his competitors do.
-- Roy L. Smith

Website 4 the day:
Keep an eye on your competition:
http://sbinfocanada.about.com/od/marketresearch/a/comintelligence.htm

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Still using

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 6, 2012, In : Philosophy 
We still use 1940s technology to develop influenza vaccines.
-- Greg Poland

Website 4 the day:
1940's census revealed:
http://1940census.archives.gov/

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Success before work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 5, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
-- Vidal Sassoon

Website 4 the day:
Be successful at getting the latest free software:
http://www.321download.com/LastFreeware/

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Early to bed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 4, 2012, In : Humor 
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
-- John Ciardi

Website 4 the day:
How much sleep do you need?
http://www.helpguide.org/life/sleeping.htm

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See a bandwagon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 3, 2012, In : Philosophy 
If you see a bandwagon, it’s too late.
-- James Goldsmith

Website 4 the day:
A small town garage band's life:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X89KSHfjEDw&feature=watch-now-button&wide=1

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Puff a man up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 2, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Conceit may puff a man up, but can never prop him up.
-- John Ruskin

Website 4 the day:
But it also can make for classic poetry:
http://www.types-of-poetry.org.uk/14-conceit-poetry-type.htm

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Search for water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 1, 2012, In : Humor 
A friend was searching for water on his property. So, I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.

Website 4 the Day:
History of April Fool's Day:
http://www.infoplease.com/spot/aprilfools1.html

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Rat race

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 31, 2012, In : Humor 
The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
-- Lilly Tomlin

Website 4 the day:
If you can't join them, own them.
http://www.quite.co.uk/rats/

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Cheaper than therapy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 30, 2012, In : Humor 
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
-- Catherine Aitken

Website 4 the day:
Healthy chocolate deserts:
http://www.fitsugar.com/Best-Healthy-Chocolate-Dessert-Recipes-18986167

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If it wasn't ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 29, 2012, In : Humor 
If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all.
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
Green coffee beans can make you thin:
http://m.timesofindia.com/life-style/health-fitness/diet/Green-coffee-beans-can-make-you-thin/articleshow/12439042.cms

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All you need is love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 28, 2012, In : Philosophy 
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
-- Charles M. Schulz

Website 4 the day:
Stay thin - eat chocolate:
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-57405100-10391704/eating-lots-of-chocolate-helps-people-stay-thin-study-finds/

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The laziest man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 27, 2012, In : Humor 
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Some good news from science: popcorn has 'more antioxidants than fruit and vegetables':
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2120346/Forget-day-Popcorn-antioxidants-fruit-vegetables.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

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Information

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Information is not knowledge.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Get information about Einstein:
http://alberteinstein.info/

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Corduroy pillows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2012, In : Humor 
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Website 4 the Day:
Past headlines for any month/day:
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/

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Door locks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 24, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Preconceived notions are the locks on the door to wisdom.
-- Merry Browne

Website 4 the day:
What is locking that Windows file?
http://www.dr-hoiby.com/WhoLockMe/index.php

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With all things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 23, 2012, In : Philosophy 
And so with all things: names were vital and important.
-- Algernon H. Blackwood

Website 4 the day:
Rename multiple files or folders:
http://www.antp.be/software/renamer/

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Mass e-mail

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 22, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place.
-- Todd Barry

Website 4 the day:
Send a personal e-mail to a list of people:
http://www.daansystems.com/mailreactor/

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Traditional science

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 21, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Traditional science is all about finding shortcuts.
-- Rudy Rucker

Website 4 the day:
Create Windows hotkeys and abbreviations:
http://www.autohotkey.com/

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Everything in life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 20, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Everything in life is speaking in spite of it's apparent silence.
-- Hazrat Inayat Khan

Website 4 the day:
Speak to me (text to speech):
http://www.zabaware.com/reader/

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History

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 19, 2012, In : Philosophy 
History is mostly guessing; the rest is prejudice.
-- Will Durant

Website 4 the day:
Recover lost passwords:
http://www.oxid.it/cain.html

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Will this computer last?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 18, 2012, In : Humor 
Will this computer last five years?
Obsoletely!

Website 4 the Day:
Web-based calculator:
http://www.lastcalc.com

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No photographer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 17, 2012, In : Philosophy 
No photographer is as good as the simplest camera.
-- Edward Steichen

Website 4 the day:
Photo finish (at least of this mini-series of camera simulators):
http://www.photonhead.com/simcam/

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The camera never lies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 16, 2012, In : Philosophy 
They say the camera never lies. It lies every day.
-- Cesar Romero

Website 4 the day:
Another camera simulator:
http://www.kamerasimulator.se/eng/?page_id=2

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A great invention

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 15, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Learn to take better photographs with a camera simulator:
http://camerasim.com/

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Work 8 hours/day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 14, 2012, In : Philosophy 
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
-- Robert Frost

Website 4 the day:
Pass this to your boss (anonymously):
http://ericksmart.hubpages.com/hub/Employer-Tips-How-to-Become-a-Good-Boss


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A child can't learn

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 13, 2012, In : Philosophy 
If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn.
-- Ignacio Estrada

Website 4 the day:
Teach or learn locally:
http://www.skillshare.com/

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A meeting is an event

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 12, 2012, In : Humor 
A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted.
-- James T. Kirk

Website 4 the day:
Free online meetings for up to 15 people:
http://www.meetingburner.com/ 

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Failure, not an option

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 11, 2012, In : Humor 
Failure is not an option—it comes bundled with the software.

Website 4 the Day:
Memorable software failures:
http://www.cse.lehigh.edu/~gtan/bug/softwarebug.html

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Why join the navy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 10, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?
-- Steve Jobs

Website 4 the day:
Steal these business forms:
http://frugalentrepreneur.com/free-business-forms-templates/

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Pretty good now

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 9, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I'm playing pretty good now, but my ranking doesn't say that. I'm number two.
-- Vijay Singh

Website 4 the day:
How do you rank?
http://ranking.com

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Profitable writing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 9, 2012, In : Humor 
I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes...
-- Philip Dusenberry

Website 4 the day:
Digital ransom note:
http://ransom.sytes.org/

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Words mean more

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Words mean more than what is set down on paper. It takes the human voice to infuse them with deeper meaning.
-- Maya Angelou

Website 4 the day:
Pronounce words:
http://howjsay.com/

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Only one caste

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 6, 2012, In : Philosophy 
There is only one caste, the caste of humanity. All of us belong to the human race, so everyone is equal. Therefore, love each one equally.
-- Sri Sathya Sai Baba

Website 4 the day:
What percent are you in?
http://blogs.wsj.com/economics/2011/10/19/what-percent-are-you/

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Use of happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 5, 2012, In : Humor 
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
The history of money:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/ancient/history-money.html 

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Inventor of the girdle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 4, 2012, In : Humor 
Whoever invented the girdle got a bum wrap.

Website 4 the Day:
Old New York Times' photos:
http://livelymorgue.tumblr.com/

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Not meant to lose

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 3, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Human beings are not meant to lose their anonymity and privacy.
-- Sarah Chalke

Website 4 the day:
Have people contact you without knowing your e-mail address:
http://www.contactify.com/

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Who carries a cat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 2, 2012, In : Humor 
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Free screen recording tool:
http://camstudio.org/

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I never new

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 1, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don’t.
-- Scott Adams

Website 4 the day:
Convert PDFs to editable Word documents:
http://www.pdfonline.com/pdf-to-word-converter/

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After eating

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 29, 2012, In : Humor 
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Top free and pay audiobooks and ebooks:
http://www.librophile.com/

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Little old woman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 26, 2012, In : Humor 
The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached.

Website 4 the Day:
Search Mother Goose nursery rhymes:
http://www.mothergoose.com/Rhymes/rhymes.htm

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Don’t be so humble

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 25, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Don’t be so humble—you are not that great.
-- Golda Meir

Website 4 the day:
Clean up your clipboard text:
http://www.snapfiles.com/get/clippy.html

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Women with "pasts"

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 24, 2012, In : Humor 
Women with “pasts” interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
Enhance that clipboard:
http://www.joejoesoft.com/vcms/97/

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Computer perfection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 23, 2012, In : Humor 
They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
An enhanced clipboard:
http://bluemars.org/clipx/

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It matters not

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 22, 2012, In : Humor 
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
-- Steven Weinberg

Website 4 the day:
Yep, another clipboard tool:
http://www.mlin.net/Clipomatic.shtml

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“No comment”

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 21, 2012, In : Philosophy 
“No comment” is a comment.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:


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Courage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 20, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Courage is knowing what not to fear.
-- Plato

Website 4 the day:
Clipboard extension:
http://ditto-cp.sourceforge.net/

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A free violin lesson

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 19, 2012, In : Humor 
She was given a violin lesson for free, with no strings attached.

Website 4 the Day:
Free texting:
http://www.textmefree.com/

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Academics are infuriating

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 18, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I think academics are infuriating. For every expert on Shakespeare there is another one to cancel his theory out. It drives you up the wall. I think the greatest form of finding out the truth is through fantasy.
-- Joseph Fiennes

Website 4 the day:
Virtual academic:
http://writing-program.uchicago.edu/toys/randomsentence/index.htm

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Pleasure trip

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 17, 2012, In : Humor 
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
-- Henry Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Save travel money by sleeping in airports:
http://www.sleepinginairports.net/

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An intellectual

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 16, 2012, In : Philosophy 
An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.
-- Albert Camus

Website 4 the day:
How to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWa_-Mxe89w

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The human brain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 15, 2012, In : Philosophy 
If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't.
-- Emerson Pugh

Website 4 the day:
A glimpse into the brain:
http://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/life/human-biology/brain.htm

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Love is

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 14, 2012, In : Humor 
Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.
-- Ben Hecht

Website 4 the day:Google this: 
 
Google this: 
sqrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5 
or just click on this link: 
http://tiny.cc/e0ddo

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Don't care much

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 13, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I don't care much about music. What I like is sounds.
-- Dizzy Gillespie

Website 4 the day:
Pull out the sounds from Youtube videos:
http://www.youtube-mp3.org/

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DWI

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 12, 2012, In : Humor 
They arrested a woman for causing an accident while on her cellphone....she was charged with driving while intalksicated.

Website 4 the Day:
State-by-state cell phone driving laws:
http://www.ghsa.org/html/stateinfo/laws/cellphone_laws.html

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If you don't succeed ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 11, 2012, In : Humor 
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
-- W.C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Famous book rejections:
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/04/28/if-at-first-you-don%E2%80%99t-succeed-very-famous-book-rejections/

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Past events

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 10, 2012, In : Philosophy 
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte

Website 4 the day:
A history of the Internet:
http://www.w3.org/History.html

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Every minute

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 9, 2012, In : Philosophy 
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Website 4 the day:
Instant tips to happiness:
http://articles.cnn.com/2009-08-04/living/rs.ten.ways.be.happier_1_happiness-project-feelings-big-impact?_s=PM:LIVING

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Some folks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 8, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
-- Josh Billings

Website 4 the day:
On the loss of wisdom:
http://www.ted.com/talks/barry_schwartz_on_our_loss_of_wisdom.htm

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Wise men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 7, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
-- Samuel Palmer

Website 4 the day:
List of sayings to not repeat:
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/proverbs.html

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Money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2012, In : Humor 
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
-- J. Paul Getty

Website 4 the day:
How to stay in touch with your growing children:
http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/family/5-ways-to-stay-in-touch-with-grown-children.htm

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Colorful dreams

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 5, 2012, In : Humor 
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Website 4 the Day:
What your dream might be telling you:
http://www.dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary/

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God and money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 4, 2012, In : Philosophy 
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
-- Dorothy Parker

Website 4 the day:
Who has what?
http://www.forbes.com/wealth/billionaires/list

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Be wary

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 3, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
-- Robert Paul

Website 4 the day:
Before taking things apart, see how they are made:
http://manufacturing.stanford.edu/hetm.html

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The best husband

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2012, In : Humor 
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie

Website 4 the day:
Good things about being older:
http://www.deeperissues.net/life/25-good-things-about-getting-old/

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All victory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 1, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The secret of all victory lies in the organization of the non-obvious.
-- Marcus Aurelius

Website 4 the day:
Organize team work:
https://trello.com/

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You are

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 31, 2012, In : Humor 
You are what you tweet.

Website 4 the day:
Free e-mail Twitter alerts:
http://tweetbeep.com/

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Full blast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 31, 2012, In : Humor 
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
How to deal with noisy neighbors:
http://ohmyapt.apartmentratings.com/noisy-neighbors.html

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Snake in a bar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 29, 2012, In : Humor 
So, a snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you."
"Why not?" asks the snake.
The bartender says,"Because you can't hold your liquor."

Website 4 the Day:
Snakes on a plane (surface):
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Uchiha/classic-snake-game
http://www.onemotion.com/flash/snake-game/

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Mouse love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 28, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney

Website 4 the day:
Disney's bio:
http://www.justdisney.com/walt_disney/biography/long_bio.html

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This mess

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 27, 2012, In : Humor 
Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Some dumb things:
http://www.bored.com/dumbthings/

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Buy a good ear

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 26, 2012, In : Philosophy 
You can't go to the store and buy a good ear and rhythm.
-- Les Paul

Website 4 the day:
There's a method to rhythm:
http://www.myharpsdelight.com/learn-rhythm.html

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Liars made

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 25, 2012, In : Humor 
Income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
File your taxes for free:
http://www.irs.gov/efile/article/0,,id=118986,00.html

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Why stickers?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 24, 2012, In : Humor 
Why do manufactures of ladders put stickers on the top step of ladders warning you not to step on that step? Wouldn't it be better if there was no step to step on.

Website 4 the day:
Why did the boy take a ladder to school? It was a high school.
http://www.simplyladders.com/

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What you see

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 23, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goals.
-- Brian Tracy

Website 4 the day:
How to stay focused:
http://www.toiletpaperentrepreneur.com/managing-focus/how-to-stay-focused-63-very-focused-ways

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Deviation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 22, 2012, In : Humor 
The standard deviation is not enough for perverted statisticians.

Website 4 the Day:
Basic statistics:
http://www.statsoft.com/textbook/basic-statistics/

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I'd rather be a failure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 21, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Steve Jobs on doing what you love:
http://news.stanford.edu/news/2005/june15/jobs-061505.html

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Being married

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 20, 2012, In : Humor 
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
Divorce lawyers on how to stay married:
http://www.divorcemag.com/articles/Relationships/staymarried.html

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Everything is funny

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 19, 2012, In : Humor 
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
The funniest part of this link is that it is a UK site:
http://www.thinctanc.co.uk/words/comedy.html

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Bright children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 18, 2012, In : Humor 
Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.
-- Ralph Bus

Website 4 the day:
Save energy at home:
http://www.energysavers.gov/tips/

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Why don't they?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2012, In : Humor 
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Cook for your cat: (with or without mice):
http://catinfo.org/?link=makingcatfood

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Being powerful

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 16, 2012, In : Humor 
Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.
-- Margaret Thatcher

Website 4 the day:
Charisma is power:
http://www.positivityblog.com/index.php/2009/03/20/how-to-be-charismatic-7-powerful-tips-from-the-mentalist/

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The first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 15, 2012, In : Humor 
The first scientists who studied fog were mistified.

Website 4 the Day:
Make your own bottled fog:
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Fog-in-a-Bottle

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Nobody cares

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 14, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
-- Cynthia Nelms

Website 4 the day:
Mayo Clinic's guide to being happy:
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/how-to-be-happy/MY01357

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Be kind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 13, 2012, In : Philosophy 
If you can't be kind, at least be vague.
-- Judith Martin

Website 4 the day:
It's nice to be nice:
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Polite

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Only those

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 12, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Elliot

Website 4 the day:
Learn to take risks:
http://www.livestrong.com/article/14727-becoming-a-risk-taker/

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A terrible thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 11, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame.
-- Erica Jong

Website 4 the day:
Take control of your time:
http://sidsavara.com/personal-development/how-to-actively-take-control-of-your-time-and-your-life

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Burdensome

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 10, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Nothing is more burdensome than an unfinished task.
-- Jim Rohn

Website 4 the day:
Finish what you start:
http://www.positivityblog.com/index.php/2010/03/23/how-to-finish-what-you-have-started/

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Gifted child

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 8, 2012, In : Humor 
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

Website 4 the Day:
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.
http://www.ri.net/gifted_talented/character.html

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Thoughts as tools

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 7, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The thoughts we choose to think are the tools we use to paint the canvas of our lives.
Louise Hay

Website 4 the day:
Paint with friends:
http://sketchia.com/

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Secret of being

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 6, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The secret of man's being is not only to live but to have something to live for.
-- Dostoyevsky

Website 4 the day:
It can be the little things that make life worth living:
http://www.savagechickens.com/2008/09/something-to-live-for.html

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Will not limit myself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else.
-- Dolly Parton

Website 4 the day:
Ignore what other's think:
http://www.wikihow.com/Not-Care-What-People-Think

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There will come a time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 4, 2012, In : Philosophy 
There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.
-- Louis L'Amour

Website 4 the day:
How to start:
http://www.positivityblog.com/index.php/2009/04/23/how-to-stop-procrastinating-7-timeless-tips/

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Married by a judge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2012, In : Humor 
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Improve your marriage:
http://marriage.about.com/od/marriagetoolbox/a/fiveimprove.htm

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The old year has gone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 2, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The old year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months! Powell
– Edward Payson

Website 4 the day:
Goals, not resolutions:
http://simplemom.net/20-questions-for-a-new-year/

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New Year's resolution

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 1, 2012, In : Humor 
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

Website 4 the Day:
How to achieve one's resolutions:
http://www.goalsguy.com/Events/n_resolutions.html

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Why do you stay up?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 31, 2011, In : Humor 
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
-- Bill Vaughan

Website 4 the day:
2011 in review:
http://www.reuters.com/subjects/2011-year-in-review

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Cheers!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 30, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.
-- Oprah Winfrey

Website 4 the day:
Interactive year in review:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/interactive/2011-news-year-in-revie

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Good resolutions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 29, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Top 10 resolutions:
http://pittsburgh.about.com/od/holidays/tp/resolutions.htm

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Many years ago

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 28, 2011, In : Humor 
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.
-- Dave Beard

Website 4 the day:
How to resolve:
http://www.ehow.com/how_12077_new-years-resolutions.html

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Resolution

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 27, 2011, In : Humor 
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
-- James Agate

Website 4 the day:
Top 10 idiots of 2011:
http://open.salon.com/blog/random_chick/2011/12/12/top_ten_idiots_of_2011

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Every man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 26, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.
-- Jean Paul

Website 4 the day:
Make history:
http://simpl.co/Retrospective-Life-Streaming-for-Elders

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Elves

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 25, 2011, In : Humor 
Santa's elves are subordinate Clauses.

Website 4 the Day:
The stories behind the season:
http://www.history.com/topics/christmas

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Why buildings?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 24, 2011, In : Humor 
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
How to build a skyscraper:
http://science.howstuffworks.com/engineering/structural/skyscraper.htm

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Backwards taxi?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 23, 2011, In : Humor 
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
What will that ride cost?
http://www.worldtaximeter.com/

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Why do we wait?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 22, 2011, In : Humor 
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Cure your own dead pig:
http://johndlee.hubpages.com/hub/How-To-Cure-Ham-at-Home

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Lemon juice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 21, 2011, In : Humor 
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Green living with yellow:
http://www.greenlivingtips.com/articles/136/1/24-handy-lemon-tips.html

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Asked at a bookstore

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 20, 2011, In : Humor 
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
200 free self-help books:
http://www.personal-enterprise-self-help-resources.com/self-help-free-e-books-directory.html

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Shoot a mime

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 19, 2011, In : Humor 
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Silence can be golden:
http://www.ehow.com/videos-on_3075_perform-popular-mime-illusions.html

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I tried

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 18, 2011, In : Humor 
I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn't have the gift.

Website 4 the Day:
Become a wrap star:
http://www.themotherhuddle.com/how-to-wrap-gifts-like-a-pro/

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Why Santa is jolly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 17, 2011, In : Humor 
The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Website 4 the day:
Free personalized video from Santa:
http://www.portablenorthpole.tv/home

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A book is a gift

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 15, 2011, In : Philosophy 
A book is a gift you can open again and again.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the day:
Free textbooks / business books / travel guides:
http://bookboon.com/ 

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Our ecological footprint

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 14, 2011, In : Philosophy 
We in the industrialized world make a greater difference because our ecological footprint, our impact on the condition of the environment, is 40 to 50 times larger than that of people in the developing world.
-- Maurice Strong

Website 4 the day:
What is your impact?
http://www.enviroduck.com/carbon_footprint.php

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Stopped believing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 13, 2011, In : Philosophy 
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple

Website 4 the day:
Send Santa e-mail:
http://emailsanta.com/email_santa.asp

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Don't suffer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 12, 2011, In : Humor 
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Website 4 the day:
Genius or insane - not mutually exclusive:
http://www.cracked.com/article_16559_7-eccentric-geniuses-who-were-clearly-just-insane.html

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Found

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2011, In : Humor 
I found my dentist by word of mouth.

Website 4 the Day:
History of dentistry:
http://www.namibiadent.com/History/HistoryDentistry.html

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Always

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 10, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Always have a backup plan.
-- Mila Kunis

Website 4 the day:
Back-up your audio CDs:
http://www.exactaudiocopy.de/

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Its a classic

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 9, 2011, In : Humor 
A classic is a book which people praise and don't read.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Add classic features to Windows 7:
http://classicshell.sourceforge.net/index.html

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Happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 8, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Happiness is like a cloud, if you stare at it long enough, it evaporates
-- Sarah McLachlan

Website 4 the day:
7 TB of cloud storage for free:
http://techie-buzz.com/featured/mount-999-gmail-accounts-as-local-drives.html?rel=web_related

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Worst teacher

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 7, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterward.

Website 4 the day:
Music teacher in your web browser:
http://getinstinct.com/ 

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Cheated twice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 6, 2011, In : Philosophy 
He that's cheated twice by the same man is an accomplice with the cheater.
-- Thomas Fuller

Website 4 the day:
How to cheat: 
http://www.makeuseof.com/pages/downloads (password is "makeuseof")

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Gift-wrap for Christmas

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 6, 2011, In : Humor 
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
-- Stephen Wright

Website 4 the day:
Print your own giftwrap (and what to wrap it in):
http://www.papergiftwrap.com/

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Tall people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 4, 2011, In : Humor 
Taller people sleep longer in bed.

Website 4 the Day:
How to sleep better:
http://www.helpguide.org/life/sleep_tips.htm

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4 months

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Four months of preparation and about 12 hours of shooting turned into about 30 seconds of screen time.
-- Wentworth Miller

Website 4 the day:
Easy screen recording:
http://screencast-o-matic.com

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Tangled web

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2011, In : Humor 
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
-- Ogden Nash

Website 4 the day:
Weave your own web:
http://aptana.com/products/studio2 

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Simply a line

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 1, 2011, In : Philosophy 
A drawing is simply a line going for a walk.
-- Paul Klee

Website 4 the day:
Police sketch artist:
http://identikit.sourceforge.net/

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Precision of naming

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 30, 2011, In : Philosophy 
The precision of naming takes away from the uniqueness of seeing.
-- Pierre Bonnard

Website 4 the day:
Find available URLs:
http://panabee.com

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What's in a name?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 29, 2011, In : Philosophy 
What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
-- William Shakespeare

Website 4 the day:
Is your sweet name available?
http://www.namechecklist.com/

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Hopeful symbolism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 28, 2011, In : Philosophy 
There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

Website 4 the day:
Flags of the world:
http://www.flags.net/

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College bred

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 27, 2011, In : Philosophy 
College bred is a four-year loaf made out of the old man's dough.

Website 4 the Day:
Harvard Courses:
http://itunes.apple.com/institution/harvard-university/id379060688

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Best time of your life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 26, 2011, In : Humor 
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
-- David Wood

Website 4 the day:
Princeton Courses:
http://itunes.apple.com/institution/princeton-university/id389598868

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Pebbles polished

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 25, 2011, In : Philosophy 
A college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds dimmed.
-- Robert Ingersoll

Website 4 the day:
Stanford Courses:
http://itunes.apple.com/institution/stanford/id384228265#ls=1

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Lead a boy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 24, 2011, In : Philosophy 
You can lead a boy to college but you can't make him think.
-- Elbert Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
John Hopkins Courses:
http://ocw.jhsph.edu/

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Mind destroyers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 23, 2011, In : Philosophy 
One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's very complex, it's very profound.
-- Dennis Prager

Website 4 the day:
Tufts Courses:

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Talk is cheap

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 22, 2011, In : Humor 
Talk may be cheap but intelligent conversation is very expensive these days. Ask anyone with a kid in college.

Website 4 the day:
MIT Courses:
http://ocw.mit.edu/index.htm 

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A refuge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2011, In : Philosophy 
College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
-- Robert Frost

Website 4 the day:
Yale Courses:
http://oyc.yale.edu/

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Which beer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2011, In : Humor 
I decide which beer to drink on a case by case basis.

Website 4 the Day:
Drink in the facts:
http://worldbeerdirectory.com/

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I am

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 19, 2011, In : Philosophy 
I am a camera with its shutter open, quite passive, recording, not thinking.
-- Christopher Isherwood

Website 4 the day:
Record your screen:
http://www.screencast-o-matic.com/screen_recorder

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Don't believe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 19, 2011, In : Humor 
I don't believe in reincarnation, and I didn't believe in it when I was a hamster.
-- Shane Ritchie

Website 4 the day:
Virtual pet hamster:
http://abowman.com/google-modules/hamster/?cp=0

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Changed passwords

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 17, 2011, In : Humor 
I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect.' So my computer just tells me when I forget.
-- Will Ferrell

Website 4 the day:
Select how pronounceable passwords should be:
http://vint.ca/2010/08/pronounceable-password-generator-2/

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After silence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 16, 2011, In : Philosophy 
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley

Website 4 the day:
Find music/video like what you like:
http://www.liveplasma.com/

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Love magazines

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 16, 2011, In : Humor 
Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?'
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
Summary of top stories across the internet:
http://popurls.com/ 

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Climate vs. weather

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 14, 2011, In : Humor 
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
See what you got, get, and will get:
http://weatherspark.com/

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Blindfolded at shooting range

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 13, 2011, In : Humor 
If you wear a blindfold at the shooting range, you won't know what you're missing.

Website 4 the Day:
Free FPS:
http://www.freemmogamer.com/2009/05/top-10-free-shooter-games-mmofps-mmotps.html

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The image

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 12, 2011, In : Philosophy 
The image is one thing and the human being is another. It's very hard to live up to an image, put it that way.
Elvis Presley

Website 4 the day:
:hcraes egamI
http://www.tineye.com/

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Most proud

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 11, 2011, In : Humor 
I'm most proud of having created something that men never completely get.
-- Cathy Guisewite

Website 4 the day:
Create something that others can't completely get:
htttp://stripgenerator.com/strip/create/

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Frequency

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 10, 2011, In : Philosophy 
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
-- William Tager

Website 4 the day:
Select your own frequency:
http://www.frequency.com/

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On a diet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 9, 2011, In : Humor 
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all i've lost is two weeks.
-- Totie Fields

Website 4 the day:
Put your text on a diet:
http://freesummarizer.com/

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Happy is

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Happy is the hearing man; unhappy the speaking man.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Website 4 the day:
Let the computer be unhappy for you:
http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/tts_example.php

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One of those days

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 7, 2011, In : Humor 
Today is one of those days when I'm so busy doing nothing that I don't have time for anything else. 
-- Sting Jay 

Website 4 The Day:

     Chat with a random stranger: 

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Everyone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 6, 2011, In : Humor 
Now that everyone has a smartphone, the paper calendar's days are numbered.

Websites 4 the Day:
Alternatives to the standard calendar:
iPhone users: http://www.businessinsider.com/the-best-alternatives-to-the-iphone-calendar-2011-4?op=1
Android users: http://android.appstorm.net/roundups/utilities-roundups/five-of-the-best-calendar-app-replacements/

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Why?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 5, 2011, In : Humor 
I am desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
-- Dave Edison

Website 4 the Day:
All WITHOUT the promise of 72 virgins:
http://www.2worldwar2.com/kamikaze-pilots.htm

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Emulate your heroes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 4, 2011, In : Humor 
You should emulate your heroes, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

Website 4 the Day:
Check if your hero is listed here:
http://www.famousdead.com/

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No regrets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2011, In : Humor 
Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

Website 4 the Day:
Famous birthdates:
http://www.famousbirthdays.com

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Cost of living

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 2, 2011, In : Humor 
The high cost of living, hasn't affected its popularity.

Website 4 the Day:
Restore the dead (CD):
http://www.oemailrecovery.com/cd_recovery.html

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After all is said

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 1, 2011, In : Humor 
After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.

Website 4 the Day:
Divide and conquer:
http://technet.microsoft.com/en-gb/sysinternals/cc817881.aspx

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The best cure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 31, 2011, In : Humor 
The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in someone else's.
-- Goodman Ace

Website 4 the Day:


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Rock climbing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 30, 2011, In : Humor 
I used to do rock climbing as a youth, but I was much boulder back then.

Website 4 the Day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZImCq-YPVpU
http://www.rock-climbing-for-life.com/rock-climbing-videos/

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People in prison

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 29, 2011, In : Philosophy 
It's not the people who are in prison that worry me. It's the people who aren't.
-- Arthur Gore

Website 4 the Day:
How does your favorite state rank?
http://www.sentencingproject.org/map/map.cfm

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Why it stays up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 28, 2011, In : Philosophy 
The airplane stays up because it doesn't have the time to fall.
-- Orville Wright

Website 4 the Day:
Paper airplanes and boats:
http://www.origami-kids.com/

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Blocking greatness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 27, 2011, In : Humor 
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the Day:
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
http://www.lifehack.org/articles/lifestyle/42-practical-ways-to-improve-yourself.html

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The box said

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, In : Humor 
The box said "Requires Windows XP, or better", so I installed Linux.

Website 4 the Day:
Safe surfing:
http://www.ultrareach.com/

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One satisfying way

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 25, 2011, In : Humor 
There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
-- J.H. Goldfuss

Website 4 the Day:
Collaborate on a document (click on the frog, type text, share the URL):
http://piratepad.net/front-page/

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Born for problems

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 24, 2011, In : Philosophy 
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.
-- Bill Gates

Website 4 the Day:
Hide your desktop:
http://www.harmonyhollow.net/smokescreen.shtml

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Acupuncture

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 23, 2011, In : Humor 
Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Website 4 the Day:
Go stick yourself:
http://www.diyacu.com/

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Forget love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 22, 2011, In : Humor 
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!
-- Sandra J. Dykes

Website 4 the Day:
Halloween printables:
http://www.halloweenprintables.net/

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Achieving a promise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 21, 2011, In : Philosophy 
An earthquake achieves what the law promises but does not in practice maintain - the equality of all men
-- Ignazio Silon

Website 4 the Day:
Did the earth move for you too?
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/mapping/

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Make God laugh

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 20, 2011, In : Humor 
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the Day:
Schedule tasks on Windows or Macs:
http://www.oliver-matuschin.de/en/Projects/Detail/Task_Till_Dawn-85

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A dreamer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 19, 2011, In : Philosophy 
I'm a dreamer. I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds.
-- Mike Tyson

Website 4 the Day:
Desktop in the clouds:
http://www.jolicloud.com/product

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Favorite position

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 18, 2011, In : Humor 
A woman's favorite position is CEO.

Website 4 the Day:
Meg Whitman news:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/meg-whitman

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Fantastic advances

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 17, 2011, In : Philosophy 
The fantastic advances in the field of electronic communication constitute a greater danger to the privacy of the individual
-- Earl Warren

Website 4 the Day:
Anonymous browser
http://anonymous-proxy-servers.net/

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Plumber's rule

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 16, 2011, In : Humor 
For plumbers, a flush beats a full house.

Website 4 the Day:
Card canons:
http://www.pagat.com/alpha.html

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The best thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 16, 2011, In : Philosophy 
The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the Day:
If only they had stock tips:
http://www.newsoffuture.com/

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Useless

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 14, 2011, In : Philosophy 
But they (computers) are useless. They can only give you answers.
-- Pablo Picasso.

Website 4 the Day:
Create bar charts online:
http://www.barchart.be/index.jsp

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Key to happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2011, In : Humor 
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
-- Rita Mae Brown

Website 4 the Day:
Play with your mind.
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/muo-games-4-web-games-to-kick-start-your-brain/

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Free will

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 12, 2011, In : Humor 
We have to believe in free will.We've got no choice.
-- Issac Singer

Website 4 the Day:
Where there's a will, there's a relative.
http://www.doyourownwill.com/living-will/states.html

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Intelligent life exists

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 11, 2011, In : Humor 
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
-- Bill Watterson

Website 4 the Day:
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.
http://download.cnet.com/OctopusCity/3000-2652_4-10850971.html

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A password

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 10, 2011, In : Humor 
I needed a password eight characters long. So, I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Website 4 the Day:
To err is human...to really foul up requires the root password.
http://freepasswordgenerator.com

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The four seasons

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 9, 2011, In : Humor 
The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Website 4 the Day:
Q: What do you call a cat that drinks vinegar?
A: A sour puss.

http://ecosalon.com/20-unusual-uses-for-vinegar-253/

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Don't take it down

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 8, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost

Website 4 the Day:
Corral your desktop:
http://www.stardock.com/products/fences

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A signature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 7, 2011, In : Humor 
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
-- Evan Esar

Website 4 the Day:
Signature generator:
http://coolonlinetools.net/signature-generator/

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Alive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2011, In : Philosophy 
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We’ve created life in our own image.
-- Stephen Hawking

Website 4 the Day:
Free, on-demand virus/malware scanner:
http://www.microsoft.com/security/scanner/en-us/default.aspx

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One generation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 5, 2011, In : Philosophy 
One generation plants the trees, and another gets the shade.
-- Chinese Proverb

Website 4 the Day:
Create your own tree of knowledge:
http://www.treepad.com/treepadfreeware/

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Lose the excitment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 4, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Without leaps of imagination, or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning.
-- Gloria Steinem

Website 4 the Day:
Free printable planner pages:
http://www.printableplanners.net/

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Image is more

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 3, 2011, In : Philosophy 
The image is more than an idea. It is a vortex or cluster of fused ideas and is endowed with energy. 
-- Ezra Pound 

Website 4 the Day:
Light image viewer:
http://xiles.net/downloads/#NexusImage

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Truck of wigs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 2, 2011, In : Humor 
A truck carrying wigs blew up on the highway. Police are combing the area.

Website 4 the Day:
An old lady was speeding down the highway while she was knitting.
A cop sees this and speeds up alongside her vehicle.
"Pullover!" the cop says
"No!" the woman replied, "They're mittens!"

https://www.eff.org/wp/know-your-rights

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Experience

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 1, 2011, In : Philosophy 

Experience is the extract of suffering.
-- Arthur Helps

Website 4 the Day:
Extract links from a web page:
http://www.webmaster-toolkit.com/link-extractor.shtml

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Dogs laugh

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 30, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
-- Max Eastman

Website 4 the Day:
Fetch, boy, fetch:
http://sourceforge.net/projects/docfetcher/

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Most contagious

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 29, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Freedom is the most contagious virus known to man.
-- Hubert H. Humphrey

Website 4 the Day:
Free online virus check for files and websites:
http://www.virustotal.com/

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True contrast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 28, 2011, In : Philosophy 
The true contrast between science and myth is more nearly touched when we say that science alone is capable of verification.
-- George Santayana

Website 4 the Day:
Check links on a website:
http://www.iannet.org/apps/SiteVerify/

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An emotional experience

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, In : Philosophy 
E-commerce businesses, even e-commerce specialists, have yet to realize that the WWW is first and foremost an emotional experience. Few websites reflect this important priority.
-- Grant Fairley

Website 4 the Day:
Convert web pages to an e-book:
http://www.grabmybooks.com/

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The first step

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 26, 2011, In : Philosophy 
The first step in good reporting is good snooping.
-- Matt Drudge

Website 4 the Day:
Watch all of your web traffic:
http://www.fiddler2.com/fiddler2/

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Sweater factory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 26, 2011, In : Humor 
I work in a sweater factory. It's a very clothes-knit community.

Website 4 the Day:
Sewing mends the soul. -- Author Unknown
http://www.queenofdiy.com/stitchery/knitting-beginners-guide.html

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Statistics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 23, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Statistics are no substitute for judgment.
-- Henry Clay

Website 4 the Day:
Statistics means never having to say you're certain.
http://www.r-project.org/

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Not class warfare

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 22, 2011, In : Humor 
Obama says his new plan to raise taxes on millionaires is not class warfare, it's math.
We Americans hate class warfare, but we also hate math.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the Day:
Where does it go?
http://www.usgovernmentspending.com/

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Not a plot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 21, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Life is not a plot; it's in the details.
-- Jodi Picoult

Website 4 the Day:
A plot device:
http://www.cs.cornell.edu/w8/~andru/relplot/

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Speak to be heard

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Write to be understood, speak to be heard, read to grow...
-- Lawrence Clark Powell

Website 4 the Day:
Free speech:
http://www.bellcraft.com/deskbot/

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Coins

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 18, 2011, In : Humor 
Coins are mint to be.

Website 4 the Day:
Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there’s a change in the weather!

http://www.acoin.com/whatworth.htm

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Sit on a pumpkin

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 17, 2011, In : Philosophy 
I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.
-- Henry David Thoreau

Website 4 the Day:
Carve a pumpkin in cyberspace:
http://www.onlinepumpkincarving.com/

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Lasting love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 16, 2011, In : Humor 
Oh, now there's only one kind of love that lasts. That's unrequited love. It stays with you forever.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the Day:
Keep your lists online:
http://www.listingly.com/

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Life is waiting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 15, 2011, In : Humor 
My whole life is waiting for the questions to which I have prepared answers.
--Tom Stoppard

Website 4 the Day:
Industrial-strength find and replace:
http://sw.ixoft.com/texfinderx/

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Being poor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 14, 2011, In : Humor 
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the Day:
Spend real money with a virtual credit card:
http://www.dailyfinance.com/2011/08/11/virtual-credit-card-numbers-extra-safety-or-false-security-for/

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Impossible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Impossible is merely an opinion.
-- Jason Latimer

Website 4 the Day:
Fix broken files:
http://www.filerepair1.com/

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Won't belong

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 12, 2011, In : Humor 
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx

Website 4 the Day:
Organize your family:
http://www.cozi.com/

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Gossip

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 11, 2011, In : Humor 
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

Website 4 the Day:
A gossip is someone who talks to you about others.
A bore is someone who talks to you about himself.
A brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself.

http://socialmention.com/

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Three weeks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 10, 2011, In : Humor 
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the Day:
Speak what you type and then e-mail it:
http://beta.blindspeak.com/

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Wisest philosophy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2011, In : Philosophy 
The philosophy of the wisest man that ever existed, is mainly derived from the act of introspection.
-- William Godwin

Website 4 the Day:
Details of what is in your Windows PC:
http://www.gtopala.com/

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20% of market prices

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 8, 2011, In : Philosophy 
All they need to do is to set up some website somewhere selling some bogus product at twenty percent of the normal market prices and people are going to be tricked into providing their credit card numbers.
-- Kevin Mitnick

Website 4 the Day:
Create a website without programming:
http://www.roxer.com/

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Track of time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, In : Humor 
Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.
-- Tim Berners-Lee

Website 4 the Day:
Where were you on the night of ....:
http://gottcode.org/kapow/

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Know thyself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 6, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Know then thyself, presume not God to scan; The proper study of mankind is man.
-- Alexander Pope

Website 4 the Day:
Index Your Files:
http://www.indexyourfiles.com/

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End to end

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 5, 2011, In : Humor 
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
-- Doug Larson

Website 4 the Day:
If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?
http://www.dol.gov/opa/aboutdol/laborday.htm

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Surfing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 4, 2011, In : Humor 
Surfing is a swell sport!

Website 4 the Day:
Surf with a friend:
http://channel.me/

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Space

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 3, 2011, In : Humor 
For NASA, space is still a high priority.
-- Dan Quayle

Website 4 the Day:
Where has all of that disk space gone to?
http://www.jam-software.com/treesize_free/

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Opportunity missed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 2, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-- Thomas A Edison

Website 4 the Day:
Compare CSV files:
http://www.nirsoft.net/utils/csv_file_comparison.html

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Heart sight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 2, 2011, In : Philosophy 
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Website 4 the Day:
Invisible ink for your ink-jet printer:
http://lifehacker.com/5788257/invisible-ink-printer-mod

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Be kind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 1, 2011, In : Philosophy 
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the Day:
Expose yourself to 95 of your closest friends:
http://www.freescreensharing.com/

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Starting from scratch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 31, 2011, In : Humor 
The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep on scratching.
-- Dennis Green

Website 4 the Day:
Awesome HTML5 demo page (type a search term into the box and hit "enter"):
http://mrdoob.com/92/Google_Gravity_HTML5

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Not afraid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 29, 2011, In : Humor 
I'm not afraid of death. It's just that I don't want to be there when it happens.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the Day:
Benchmark your Windows or Mac system:
http://novabench.com/download.php

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Avoided funerals

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 28, 2011, In : Humor 
He avoided funerals because he was not a mourning person.

Website 4 the Day:
After reviewing hundreds of obituaries, is it obvious that that on any given day, people die in alphabetical order.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbkSRLYSojo

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Can never know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 27, 2011, In : Humor 
One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the Day:
If you don't monitor you files, who will?
http://www.plsys.com/products/filemonitor/

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Everything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 26, 2011, In : Philosophy 
The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the Day:
Find a shortcut:
http://www.donationcoder.com/forum/index.php?topic=18189.msg162881

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Weed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 25, 2011, In : Philosophy 
A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Russell Lowell

Website 4 the Day:
Search and destroy, errr replace:
http://www.fauland.com/af9.htm

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Never too old

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 24, 2011, In : Philosophy 
You're never too old to become younger.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the Day:
Attach virtual sticky notes to websites, documents, or folders:
http://www.zhornsoftware.co.uk/stickies/

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Mistakes and imperfections

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 23, 2011, In : Philosophy 
A good friend who points out mistakes and imperfections and rebukes evil is to be respected as if he reveals a secret of hidden treasure.
-- Buddha

Website 4 the Day:
Expose changes in Windows' Registry:
http://sourceforge.net/projects/regshot/

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Evils of drinking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 22, 2011, In : Humor 
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the Day:
E-mail notifier:
http://www.poppeeper.com/

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Toy origins

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 21, 2011, In : Humor 
When the spinning disc toy was being developed, it was a top secret.

Website 4 the Day:
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
Disguise the limit!
http://www.newipnow.com/?l=en

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Easily manage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 20, 2011, In : Philosophy 
We can easily manage if we will only take, each day, the burden appointed to it. But the load will be too heavy for us if we carry yesterday's burden over again today, and then add the burden of the morrow before we are required to bear it.
-- John Newton

Website 4 the Day:
Multi-tab Windows file manager:
http://multicommander.com/

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All the knowledge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 19, 2011, In : Philosophy 
All the knowledge I possess everyone else can acquire, but my heart is all my own.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Website 4 the Day:
Screen capture:
http://www.fiastarta.com/PrtScr/

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The art of honesty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 18, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad.
-- Salvador Dali

Website 4 the Day:
Online drawing tool:
http://mugtug.com/sketchpad/

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Be Healthy, Be Happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 17, 2011, In : Philosophy 
The healthiest response to life is joy.
-- Deepak Chopra

Website 4 the Day:
Clipboard triggers actions:
http://leelusoft.blogspot.com/2011/07/clipboard-rules-10.html

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Progress

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 16, 2011, In : Philosophy 
We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive.
-- C. S. Lewis

Website 4 the Day:
The other side of the planet:
http://www.antipodr.com/

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Speaking cats

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 15, 2011, In : Philosophy 
When a cat speaks, it's because it has something to say, unlike humans who are the great refuse containers of speech.
-- V.L. Allineare

Website 4 the Day:
Chat with a random stranger without riding public transportation:
http://chatrandom.com/

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What do they eat?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 14, 2011, In : Humor 
If vegetarians eat vegetables, do humanitarians eat humans?

Website 4 the Day:
The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use attorneys. The reason for the change is that the medical researchers don't become as emotionally attached to the attorneys as they did to the rats.

http://www.dmoz.org/

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What the FBI doesn't have

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 13, 2011, In : Philosophy 
The Bureau doesn't have any secret files.
-- W. Mark Felt

Website 4 the Day:
Watch your folders:
http://leelusoft.blogspot.com/2010/07/watch-4-folder-22.html

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Made by God

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 12, 2011, In : Philosophy 
God made integers, all else is the work of man.
-- Leopold Kronecker

Website 4 the Day:
Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences:
http://www.research.att.com/%7Enjas/sequences/index.html

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Used them all

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 11, 2011, In : Philosophy 
I wish we hadn't used all the keys on the keyboard.
-- Bill Joy

Website 4 the Day:
Remap keyboard, confuse your coworkers:
http://www.randyrants.com/2006/07/sharpkeys_211.html

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Being realistic

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 10, 2011, In : Philosophy 
When people say, 'You're not being realistic,' they're just trying to tag some thoughts that they can't otherwise handle.
-- David R. Brower

Website 4 the Day:
Tag your files on Windows or Mac:
http://silkwoodsoftware.com/index.html

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American youth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 9, 2011, In : Philosophy 
American youth attributes much more importance to arriving at driver's license age than at voting age.
-- Marshall McLuhan

Website 4 the Day:
Find the latest drivers:
http://www.driverguide.com/

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Talk loud

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 8, 2011, In : Philosophy 
People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?
Squidward (of Spongebob Squarepants)

Website 4 the Day:
Make your own comic cells:
http://famousdefaces.com/

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Freudian slip

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 7, 2011, In : Humor 
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother

Website 4 the Day:
I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients.
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/encyclopedia.html

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Marvelous housekeeper

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 6, 2011, In : Humor 
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Website 4 the Day:
Mr. De Mille, my PC is ready for its close-up:
http://www.techsmith.com/jing/free/

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Nice doggie

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 5, 2011, In : Humor 
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the Day:
Acronym Finder
http://www.acronymfinder.com

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Anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 4, 2011, In : Humor 
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the Day:
Full-screen scientific calculator:
http://www.redchillicrab.com/en/redcrab/index.html

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Another victory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 3, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Another such victory, and we are undone.
-- Pyrrhus

Website 4 the Day:
Organize your thoughts on WIndows, Linux, or Mac:
http://mindraider.sourceforge.net/

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Forgive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 2, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the Day:
Grade your teacher!:
http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/

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Maybe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 1, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley


Website 4 the Day:
Control your Windows taskbar:
http://nerdcave.webs.com/

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Bottle sign

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 31, 2011, In : Humor 
Sign on a broken perfume bottle, "Out of odor".

Website 4 the Day:
A guy goes into the doctor's office and claims that his body hurts wherever he touches it. To demonstrate, he pushes on his left knee and screams in pain. Then pushes on his elbow and screams in even more. Everywhere he touched made him scream.

The doctor responded: "Your body is OK, your finger is broken."

http://home.snafu.de/tilman/xenulink.html

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One perfect child

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 30, 2011, In : Humor 
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

Website 4 the Day:
Get the drop on your friends (OK, its just a file sharing site):
http://drop.io/

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Elect bad officials

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 29, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Website 4 the Day:
Bulk Rename Utility:
http://www.bulkrenameutility.co.uk/Main_Intro.php

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Not broken

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2011, In : Humor 
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an 'escalator temporarily out of order' sign, just 'escalator temporarily stairs.' "Sorry for the convenience."
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the Day:
Split files:
http://www.cthuloides-cabinett.de/software/chainsaw.html

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Light speed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, In : Humor 
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?

Website 4 the Day:
Open Source Movie Catalog
http://www.antp.be/software/moviecatalog

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Man's deep need

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 26, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the Day:
Back-up/burn CDs/DVDs/ISOs:
http://www.magiciso.com/

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Keep your health

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 25, 2011, In : Philosophy 
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the Day:
Compress images:
http://caesium.sourceforge.net/index.html

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Polka-dots

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 24, 2011, In : Humor 
Those who want to paint polka-dots have to find a good spot.

Website 4 the Day:
Knock Knock! Who's there? Dots. Dots who? Dots for me to know, and you to find out.
http://www.picturedots.com/

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Non-permanence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 23, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Everything is temporary. Everything is bound to end.
-- Keren Ann

Website 4 the Day:
Temporary email aliases, better than disposable email.
http://tempalias.com

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Important to me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 22, 2011, In : Philosophy 
It's really important to me to keep growing and keep finding new things.
--Andrea Martin

Website 4 the Day:
Windows Explorer alternative with built-in FTP:
http://www.freecommander.com/

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The clock

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 21, 2011, In : Philosophy 
I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
-- Golda Meir

Website 4 the Day:
Do you have the time?
http://keir.net/neutron.html

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No accidents

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, In : Philosophy 
“There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.”
-- C.S. Lewis Quotes

Website 4 the Day:
Send anonymous e-mail:
http://www.webwizny.com/sendemail.php

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Going viral

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 19, 2011, In : Philosophy 
An inefficient virus kills its host. A clever virus stays with it.
-- James Lovelock

Website 4 the Day:
Analog-X Script Defender
http://www.analogx.com/contents/download/System/sdefend/Freeware.htm

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Radically new

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 18, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Because the world is radically new, the ideal encyclopedia should be radical, too.
-- Charles Van Doren

Website 4 the Day:
How they found information, before Google:
http://www.1911encyclopedia.org/Main_Page

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Sky diving photographer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 17, 2011, In : Humor 
A sky diving photographer was arrested for in-descent exposures.

Website 4 the Day:
The quickest way to make money at photography is to sell your camera.
http://www.citrify.com/

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The important thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 16, 2011, In : Humor 
But in the new (math) approach, the important thing is to understand what you're doing, rather than to get the right answer.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the Day:
Math Tutorials:
http://patrickjmt.com/

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A world market

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 15, 2011, In : Philosophy 
I think there's a world market for maybe five computers.
-- Thomas Watson

Website 4 the Day:
Permanently erase your hard drive:
http://www.dban.org/

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Stifling writers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 14, 2011, In : Humor 
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor

Website 4 the Day:
Simple online editor:
http://www.quietwrite.com/

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Never go

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, In : Humor 
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the Day:
Take care of your green, leafy friends:
http://www.plantcare.com

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Appearances

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 12, 2011, In : Humor 
In order to make it seem like you have a life, go offline for a few hours.

Website 4 the Day:
Tool to help you limit time on social websites:
http://www.securitysupervisor.com/security-software/free-internet-security-controller

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Correct answers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 11, 2011, In : Humor 
Filling in every bubble on a ScanTron will result in all correct answers.

Website 4 the Day:
You have questions, they have answers:
http://www.answers.com/

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Q walks into a bar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 10, 2011, In : Humor 
A Helvetica letter Q walks into a bar and the barkeep declares: "Get out! We don't serve your type here!"

Website 4 the Day:
Q: What did the horse say to Bordeaux?
A: Why the long type face?
http://www.whatfontis.com/

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Argue with an idiot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 10, 2011, In : Humor 
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
(If you don't agree, call me and we can argue about it.)

Website 4 the Day:
Those who forget their clipboard history are doomed to repeat it:
http://clipcube.wikispaces.com/

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In case of fire

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 8, 2011, In : Humor 
Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?
-- Warren Hutcherson

Website 4 the Day:
Compare and synchronize files on Windows and Linux:
http://freefilesync.sourceforge.net/

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Public wants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 7, 2011, In : Philosophy 
What the public wants is the image of passion, not passion itself.
-- Roland Barthes

Website 4 the Day:
Edit map and send image:
http://scribblemaps.com/

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Public wants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 7, 2011, In : Philosophy 
What the public wants is the image of passion, not passion itself.
-- Roland Barthes

Website 4 the Day:
Edit map and send image:
http://scribblemaps.com/

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Thinking is easy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 6, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Thinking is easy, acting is difficult, and to put one's thoughts into action is the most difficult thing in the world.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Website 4 the Day:
Save notes/thoughts/photos/etc. from browser or smartphone:
https://catch.com/

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Perfection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 5, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Nobody is perfect...until you fall in love with them.

Website 4 the Day:
What do you love?
http://www.wdyl.com/#

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Fourth of July

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 4, 2011, In : Philosophy 
I always have the most fun on the Fourth of July. You don`t have to exchange any gifts. You just go to the beach and watch fireworks.
-- James Lafferty

Website 4 the Day:
Information and location of July 4th fireworks displays:
http://www.july4thfireworks.com/

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Comic aspirations

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 3, 2011, In : Humor 
My mailman tried to be a comedian, but he needed to work on his delivery.

Website 4 the Day:
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.

The man says “I’m sendi...

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Life is art

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 2, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.
-- John W. Gardner

Website 4 the Day:
Free fonts:
http://www.fontsquirrel.com/

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Look at life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 1, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett quotes

Website 4 the Day:
Rename multiple Windows files:
http://www.joejoesoft.com/cms/showpage.php?cid=108

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Important things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 30, 2011, In : Philosophy 
The most important things in life aren't things.
-- Anthony J. D'Angelo

Website 4 the Day:
Multiplatform note taking tool:
http://projects.gnome.org/tomboy/index.html

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Wait to do everything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 29, 2011, In : Philosophy 
If you wait to do everything until you're sure it's right, you'll probably never do much of anything.
-- Win Borden

Website 4 the Day:
Check your airplane seating:
http://www.seatguru.com/

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It's better

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 29, 2011, In : Philosophy 
It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right.

Website 4 the Day:
Scan files for viruses, trojans, and malware:
http://www.virustotal.com/

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A new beginning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 28, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.
-- Maria Robinson

Website 4 the Day:
Tool predicts when you will forget:
http://headmagnet.com/

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Used to be a baker

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 26, 2011, In : Humor 
I used to be a baker, but I didn't make enough dough.

Website 4 the Day:
Q: How can you tell when I've been baking chocolate chip cookies?
A: There's M&M shells all over the floor.
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/best-chocolate-chip-cookies/detail.aspx

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Never been hurt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 26, 2011, In : Philosophy 
I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
-- Calvin Coolidge

Website 4 the Day:
Desktop zoom for Windows:
http://users.telenet.be/littlegems/MySoft/DesktopZoom/Index.html

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Tragedy and comedy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 24, 2011, In : Humor 
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
-- Mel Brooks

Website 4 the Day:
Remove your information from the Internet:
http://www.accountkiller.com/en/

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Crisis next week

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 23, 2011, In : Humor 
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
-- Henry A. Kissinger

Website 4 the Day:
Protect your e-mail address:
http://scr.im/

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A fine art

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 22, 2011, In : Humor 
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Website 4 the Day:
Live document collaboration:
http://typewith.me/

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Hand to your children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 21, 2011, In : Humor 
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
-- Robert Orben

Website 4 the Day:
Directory of customer service contact numbers:
http://consumerist.com/company-directory/

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Death of fake plants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 20, 2011, In : Humor 
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the Day:
Find icons:
http://www.iconfinder.com/

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First strands

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 19, 2011, In : Humor 
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

Website 4 the Day:
Wanted: dead or alive?
http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/pages-nf/main

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To be somebondy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 18, 2011, In : Humor 
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the Day:
Reference letter templates:
http://www.characterreferenceletters.com/

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Food is important

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 17, 2011, In : Humor 
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the Day:
Tiny Watcher - a Big Brother for your PC:
http://kubicle.dcmembers.com/watcher/

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Command of language

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 16, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
-- Robert Benchley

Website 4 the Day:
Speak with a human:
http://gethuman.com/

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Going to heaven

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 15, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
-- Peter Tosh

Website 4 the Day:
Distraction-free editor with optional typewriter sounds:
http://gottcode.org/focuswriter/

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Size matters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, In : Humor 
The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.
-- Tom Waits

Website 4 the Day:
Website ranking:
http://www.woorank.com/

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Road to success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 13, 2011, In : Philosophy 
The road to success is always under construction.
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the Day:
Send 2 free 3-page faxes per day:
http://faxzero.com/

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A compliment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 12, 2011, In : Humor 
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.
-- Tommy Cooper

Website 4 the Day:
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me ...

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Belief

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 11, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Man can believe the impossible, but can never believe the improbable.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the Day:
Never wait on hold again:
http://www.lucyphone.com/

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Success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 10, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Success comes in cans; failure in can'ts.

Website 4 the Day:
10 Excellent Firefox Add-ons:
http://smashinghub.com/10-excellent-firefox-4-add-ons.htm

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Nobody complains

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 9, 2011, In : Humor 
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
-- Benny Hill

Website 4 the Day:
Put your face in an old yearbook photo:
http://yearbookyourself.com/

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Questions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 8, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Sometimes questions are more important than answers.
-- Nancy Willard

Website 4 the Day:
Edit PDF files online:
http://www.pdfescape.com/

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People forget

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 7, 2011, In : Philosophy 
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
-- Maya Angelou

Website 4 the Day:
Free & secure file sharing and backup/sync:
https://spideroak.com/download/referral/2eecbff981489c3156303fe208798d32

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You believe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 6, 2011, In : Humor 
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
-- Robert McCloskey

Website 4 the Day:
Update and install apps:
http://ninite.com/

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Invisible marriage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 5, 2011, In : Humor 
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

Website 4 the Day:
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids:
http://www.morphthing.com/blog/138-What-Will-My-Baby-Look-Like

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Where you are going

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 4, 2011, In : Philosophy 
If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.
-- Lewis Carrol

Website 4 the Day:
Add borders and captions to photos:
http://www.bordermaker.nl/

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Simplest tastes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 3, 2011, In : Humor 
I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the Day:
Improve your YouTube experience with YouTube Ultimate for Firefox:
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/31864

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Authority

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2011, In : Humor 
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the Day: Play your DropBox songs on Chrome Browser:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/jfkneelkkeejbmegnhggecepcoaifknf#

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Knowledge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 1, 2011, In : Philosophy 
“Knowledge is a public good and increases in value as the number of people possessing it increases.”
-- John Wilbanks

Website 4 the Day:
Free online database:
http://www.grubba.net/

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Internet quotes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 31, 2011, In : Humor 
The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the Day:
Convert and resize images:
http://www.xnconvert.com/

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Science

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 30, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Science is not about "why?", its about "why not?"
-- Cave Johnson

Website 4 the Day:
Backup/synchronize from your Windows PC:
http://synchronicity.sourceforge.net/

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A watchmaker

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 29, 2011, In : Humor 
I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.

Website 4 the Day:
I have asked 30 people what time it is, and keep getting a different answer!
http://www.time.gov/

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Rule of Accuracy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 28, 2011, In : Humor 
When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.

Website 4 the Day:
Enhanced Windows clipboard paste:
http://flamefusion.net/software/shapeshifter/

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Lyall's Fundamental Observation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 27, 2011, In : Humor 
The most important leg of a three legged stool is the one that's missing.

Website 4 the Day:
Burn playable video DVDs:
http://lifehacker.com/5082262/how-to-burn-any-video-file-to-a-playable-video-dvd

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Peer's Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 26, 2011, In : Humor 
The solution to the problem changes the problem.

Website 4 the Day:
Expand tiny URLs:
http://untiny.me/

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Zymurgy's First Law of Evolving Systems Dynamics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 25, 2011, In : Humor 
Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a bigger can.

Website 4 the Day:
Business plan templates:
http://www.businessplantemplate.net/

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Howe's Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 24, 2011, In : Humor 
Everyone has a scheme that will not work.

Website 4 the Day:
Learn to make websites:
https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/learn

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Commoner's Second Law of Ecology

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 24, 2011,
Nothing ever goes away.

Website 4 the Day:
Facts you don't need:
http://www.unnecessaryknowledge.com/

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Tennis equipment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 22, 2011, In : Humor 
Manufacturer of tennis equipment charged with racqueteering.

Website 4 the Day:
Have a ball:
http://lifehackery.com/2008/03/22/50-great-things-you-never-knew-you-could-do-with-tennis-balls/

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Law of Revelation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 21, 2011, In : Humor 
The hidden flaw never remains hidden.

Website 4 the Day:
Special characters to copy/paste:
http://copypastecharacter.com/

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Gordon's First Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 21, 2011, In : Humor 
If a project is not worth doing at all, it's not worth doing well.

Website 4 the Day:
Share your screen with 249 of your closest friends (iPhone and Android supported!):
https://join.me/

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Schmidt's Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 19, 2011, In : Humor 
If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.

Website 4 the Day:
Copier from your scanner & printer:
http://icopy.sourceforge.net/

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Law of the Perversity of Nature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 18, 2011, In : Humor 
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.

Website 4 the Day:
Temporary e-mail forwards to your real e-mail:
http://www.trashmail.net/

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Gallois' Revelation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 17, 2011, In : Humor 
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled, and no one dares to criticize it.

Website 4 the Day:
Universal spell check for Windows:
http://www.humanized.com/enso/words/

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Shaw's Principle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 16, 2011, In : Humor 
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

Website 4 the Day:
Free conferencing with lots of features:
http://www.anymeeting.com/

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Stalin's funeral

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 14, 2011, In : Humor 
Stalin’s funeral involved a communist plot.

Website 4 the Day:
Find the buried truth:
http://www.findagrave.com/

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Finagle's Fourth Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 14, 2011, In : Humor 
Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

Website 4 the Day:
Fashionable clocks for your web pages:
http://www.csalim.com/

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Finagle's Third Law Corollary #2

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 13, 2011, In : Humor 
Everyone who stops by with unsought advice will see your mistake immediately.

Website 4 the Day:
Help Google label images:
http://images.google.com/imagelabeler/

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Finagle's Third Law Corollary #1

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 12, 2011, In : Humor 
No one whom you ask for help will see your mistake.

Website 4 the Day:
Mac Dock for Windows:
http://www.stardock.com/products/objectdock/

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Finagle's Third Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 11, 2011, In : Humor 
In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.

Website 4 the Day:
Extra use for your Windows mouse wheel:
http://antibody-software.com/web/software

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Finagle's Second Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 10, 2011, In : Humor 
No matter what the experiment's result, there will always be someone eager to: (a) misinterpret it, (b) fake it, or (c) believe it supports his own pet theory.

Website 4 the Day:
Supercharge your Windows' mouse wheel:
/software/wizmouse-makes-your-mouse-wheel-work-on-the-window-under-the-mouse/

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Finagle's First Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 9, 2011, In : Humor 
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

Website 4 the Day:
Manufacturer's directions online (large print and text-to-speech compatible):
http://www.directionsforme.org/

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Hanging out

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 8, 2011, In : Humor 
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

Website 4 the Day:
All hat, no cattle.
http://www.instructables.com/id/Duct-Tape-Hat/

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Murphy's Corollary

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 7, 2011, In : Humor 
Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out.

Website 4 the Day:
Share files with expiring links:
http://www.senduit.com/

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Quantised Revision of Murphy's Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 6, 2011, In : Humor 
Everything goes wrong all at once.

Website 4 the Day:
Free open-source disk encryption:
http://www.freeotfe.org/

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Murphy's Constant

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 5, 2011, In : Humor 
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

Website 4 the Day:
Free virtual telescope:
http://www.worldwidetelescope.org/Home.aspx

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Murphy's Second Corollary

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, In : Humor 
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Website 4 the Day:
Highlight web pages:
http://www.awesomehighlighter.com/

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Murphy's First Corollary

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 3, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Any attempt on your part to correct this will only accelerate the process.

Website 4 the Day:
Make movies from your computer screen:
http://www.screenr.com/

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Murphy's Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 2, 2011, In : Humor 
If anything can go wrong, it will.

Website 4 the Day:
Answer quiz, donate rice for free:
http://www.freerice.com/

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People rested

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 1, 2011, In : Humor 
Why are people rested in May?
Because it has been a month since they finished a March.

Website 4 the Day:
When the tough weather gets going, the tough get growing.
http://www.garden-helper.com/plan/tools/what_to_plant/may_plant_guide.asp


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Portals

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 30, 2011, In : Philosophy 
A man's errors are his portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce

Website 4 the Day:
Reset Windows every reboot:
http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/en/details.aspx?FamilyID=f829bb8b-c7a9-426b-a7a4-2b504a6238d2
For Windows 7:
http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/en/details.aspx?FamilyID=ef232619-7600-4768-b111-f60ba13862ea

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Trades

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither liberty nor security
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the Day:
Create diagrams:
http://www.diagram.ly/

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Do what you know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2011, In : Philosophy 
If you only do what you know you can do - you never do very much.
-- Tom Krause

Website 4 the Day:
Learn a language while at your PC:
http://www.easywords.eu/index.php

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Being happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.

Website 4 the Day:
Free, anonymous web page:
http://pastehtml.com/


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Just ahead

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, In : Philosophy 
We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.
Calvin & Hobbes

Website 4 the Day:
Life tutorials:
http://www.videojug.com

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Your smile

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 25, 2011, In : Philosophy 
You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there.

Website 4 the Day:
Google's time machine:
http://timemachine.gigapan.org/wiki/Main_Page

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Easter Bunny

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 24, 2011, In : Humor 
Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.

Website 4 the Day:
What to do about in-grown hares:
http://www.rabbit.org/faq/

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Change the wind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 23, 2011, In : Philosophy 
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
-- Jimmy Dean

Website 4 the Day:
Free 50 GB online storage:
http://www.adrive.com/

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Action speaks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 22, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the Day:
Find local grocery deals:
http://anyleaf.com

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Succeed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 21, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the Day:
Trash can for USB flash drives on Windows:
http://www.autohotkey.net/~FirstToyLab/project_iBin_documentation.htm

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When you're born

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, In : Philosophy 
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the Day:
Free network management software:
http://www.spiceworks.com/

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Be yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, In : Humor 
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the Day:
Send a reminder:
http://task.fm/

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Never too late

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 18, 2011, In : Philosophy 
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
-- George Elliot

Website 4 the Day:
Find similar sites:
http://www.similarsites.com

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Coffee is

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 17, 2011, In : Humor 
The coffee around here is break fluid.

Website 4 the Day:
A political movement is brewing:
http://edition.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/03/13/coffee.party/?hpt=C1

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Man's measure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 16, 2011, In : Philosophy 
The measure of a man is what he does with power.
-- Plato

Website 4 the Day:
Save up to 35% of your computer's electric bill:
http://grano.la/

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Women's rights

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 15, 2011, In : Humor 
How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the Day:
Send secure notes:
http://www.whisperbot.com/

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A success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 14, 2011, In : Humor 
It's a catastrophic success.
-- Stephen Bishop

Website 4 the Day:
Design a Facebook page for free:
http://www.pagemodo.com/

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Long life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 13, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Every one desires to live long, but no one would be old.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the Day:
DropBox photo gallery:
http://views.fm/

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Its darkest

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 12, 2011, In : Philosophy 
It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
-- Paul Newman

Website 4 the Day:
Program for stalkers:
http://ilektrojohn.github.com/creepy/

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My opinions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 11, 2011, In : Humor 
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Website 4 the Day:
PDF booklets from blogs and articles:
http://joliprint.com/

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Traveling vultures

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 10, 2011, In : Humor 
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

Website 4 the Day:
Takeoff from your travel costs:
http://www.artoftravel.com/04cheapflights.htm

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When I was a boy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 9, 2011, In : Philosophy 
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the Day:
Tools for musicians:
http://www.drumbot.com/index.html

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A true friend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 8, 2011, In : Philosophy 
A true friend stabs you in the front.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the Day:
Sample condolence letters:
http://www.condolenceletters.net/

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Nostalgia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 7, 2011, In : Humor 
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the Day:
Download Youtube videos in a variety of formats:
http://catchvideo.net/

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Seriously

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 6, 2011, In : Humor 
I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the Day:
Sticky notes for your Windows PC:
http://pnotes.sourceforge.net/index.php?page=1

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New case

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 5, 2011, In : Philosophy 
As our case is new, we must think and act anew.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the Day:
See how easy it is to capture passwords:
http://www.nirsoft.net/utils/password_sniffer.html

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Biggest mistake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 4, 2011, In : Philosophy 
The biggest mistake you can ever make is to ever think that you work for anyone else other than yourself.
-- Pam Carroll

Website 4 the Day:
Find a device driver:
http://www.nodevice.com

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Teop

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 3, 2011, In : Humor 
A backward poet writes inverse. 

Website 4 the Day:
I think that I will never see
a website as lovely as a tree.
But, while the world wide web I crawl
I'll never see a tree at all.
(With apologies to Ogden Nash) 
http://www.rhymezone.com/

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Americans choose

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 2, 2011, In : Humor 
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?

Website 4 the Day:
Need an excuse?
http://excuserolodex.net/

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Four billion stars

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 1, 2011, In : Humor 
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Website 4 the Day:
Turn off the internet:
http://www.turnofftheinternet.com/

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Hitting the target

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2011, In : Humor 
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Website 4 the Day:
Free website monitoring:
http://mon.itor.us/

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Parachute

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 30, 2011, In : Humor 
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Website 4 the Day:
Video lessons on math, finance, biology, chemistry, astronomy, and physics:
http://www.khanacademy.org/

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Used to be

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 29, 2011, In : Humor 
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

Website 4 the Day:
Send files securely:
https://www.wbpsystems.com/securefilesend.php

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A parachute

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 28, 2011, In : Humor 
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Website 4 the Day:
How to extract from any archive:
http://www.legroom.net/software/uniextract

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U2's lead singer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 27, 2011, In : Humor 
U2's lead singer has been careful to stay out of legal trouble, as he fears it will be difficult to find a lawyer to work pro-Bono.

Website 4 the Day:
Legal two cents' worth for free:
http://forum.freeadvice.com/

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Wasn't your fault

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 26, 2011, In : Humor 
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Website 4 the Day:
April Fools Day is coming, get ready with PC practical jokes:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/7-hilarious-practical-joke-ideas-play-friends-computer/
(What is so practical about a practical joke, anyway?)

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In an emergency

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 26, 2011, In : Humor 
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "In an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".

Website 4 the Day:
How to solve any problem:
http://a.freshbrain.com/solvr/

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Good evening

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 24, 2011, In : Humor 
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Website 4 the Day:
How to do anything to text:
http://textmechanic.com/

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Knowledge and wisdom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 23, 2011, In : Humor 
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
-- Peter Kay

Website 4 the Day:
How to fix anything:
http://www.fixitclub.com/

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Who is right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 22, 2011, In : Philosophy 
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
-- Bertrand Russell

Website 4 the Day:
How to say anything:
http://phras.in/

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All you need

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 21, 2011, In : Philosophy 
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the Day:
How to clean anything:
http://www.howtocleananything.com/

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Sad resume

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 20, 2011, In : Humor 
My first job was working in an Orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. 
Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 
After that, I worked at a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 
I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

Websites 4 the Day:
Easy come, easy go:
§ Resume templates: http://www.instantresumetemplates.com/
§ Resume help online: http://ebiznet2u....

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The last thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 19, 2011, In : Humor 
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.

Website 4 the Day:
Free, open source music server:
http://sockso.pu-gh.com/

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If

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 18, 2011, In : Humor 
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

Website 4 the Day:
Online to-do / task list manager:
http://todo.ly/

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A friend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 17, 2011, In : Philosophy 
A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the Day:
Resend e-mail to yourself at a later time:
http://www.hitmelater.com/

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Light speed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 16, 2011, In : Humor 
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Website 4 the Day:
Online sticky notes:
http://listhings.com/

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Grow up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 15, 2011, In : Philosophy 
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Website 4 the Day:
Visualize your disk usage:
http://w3.win.tue.nl/en/research/research_computer_science/visualization/sequoiaview/

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Opportunity knocks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 14, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Source Unknown

Website 4 the Day:
Phrase finder:
www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/index.html

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Sandpaper

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 13, 2011, In : Humor 
Sandpaper was patented in 1834 – the inventor really had it rough.

Website 4 the Day:
Patently odd:
http://ipwatchdog.com/obscure-patents/

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Still alive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 12, 2011, In : Humor 
I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.
Charlie Sheen

Website 4 the Day:
Compile and run programs online:
http://ideone.com/

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People are frightened

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 11, 2011, In : Philosophy 
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage

Website 4 the Day:
Shrink your DOC and PDF files:
http://www.pocodoc.com/

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Cats teach

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 10, 2011, In : Humor 
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the Day:
Photo effects online:
http://www.rollip.com/

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Animals

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 9, 2011, In : Humor 
The best thing about animals is they don't talk much.
-- Thornton Wilder

Website 4 the Day:
Tile your browser windows:
http://slickscreen.com/

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My enemies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 8, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the Day:
Easy thumbnails:
http://www.fookes.com/ezthumbs/

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Never quit.

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 7, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Never quit. It is the easiest cop-out in the world. Set a goal and don't quit until you attain it. When you do attain it, set another goal, and don't quit until you reach it. Never quit.
-- Bear Byrant

Website 4 the Day:
Tell Windows files where to go:
http://optionalreaction.com/software/sendtoany/

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Madness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 6, 2011, In : Humor 
Madness takes it's toll. (please have exact change ready)

Website 4 the Day:
Are you certifiable?
http://www.gild.com

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Are you happy?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 5, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so.
-- John Stuart Mill

Website 4 the Day:
Free web hosting:
http://byethost.com/free-hosting

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Judge a man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 4, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the Day:
Transfer large files with no login required:
http://filejumbo.com

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Life in 3 words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 3, 2011, In : Philosophy 
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost

Website 4 the Day:
Convert to e-reader formats (Kindle is supposed to read .MOBI):
http://ebook.online-convert.com/

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We stop playing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 2, 2011, In : Philosophy 
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the Day:
Know when e-mail you send is read:
http://www.spypig.com/

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The man who tries

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2011, In : Philosophy 
The man who tries to do something and fails is infinitely better than he who tries to do nothing and succeeds.
-- Lloyd Jones

Website 4 the Day:
TSA Cheat Sheet:
http://saizai.com/tsa_rights.pdf

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Apple pie from scratch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 28, 2011, In : Philosophy 
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
-- Carl Sagan

Website 4 the Day:
Find a guide:
http://theguidedb.com/

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Theft

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 27, 2011, In : Humor 
Shouldn't stealing someone's coffee cup be called 'mugging'.

Website 4 the Day:
Sleepless in Seattle (History of Starbucks)
http://www.mhhe.com/business/management/thompson/11e/case/starbucks.html

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Solving problems

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 26, 2011, In : Philosophy 
We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the Day:
Automatically load next web page:
http://www.printwhatyoulike.com/pagezipper

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Weird

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 25, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
-- Bill Watterson

Website 4 the Day:
Open source math software:
http://www.sagemath.org/

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Not a surgeon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 24, 2011, In : Humor 
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor
-- John Cleese

Website 4 the Day:
Online sticky notes:
http://www.posti.ca/ http://listhings.com/

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Common sense

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 23, 2011, In : Humor 
The problem with common sense is that most people are morons.
-- Sarcasm Society

Website 4 the Day:
Print only what you want on a page:
http://www.printwhatyoulike.com/

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My life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 22, 2011, In : Humor 
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Website 4 the Day:
Make posters from your images
http://www.blockposters.com/

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George and Abe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 21, 2011, In : Philosophy 
It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.
-- George Washington

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the Day:
Catalog of online radio stations:
http://streema.com/radios

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A new hammer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 20, 2011, In : Humor 
For some major home remodel work, I bought a new hammer. I got a pretty one because I needed it to be suitable for framing.

Website 4 the Day:
Pound out a floor plan:
http://www.gliffy.com/

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Never slows down

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 19, 2011, In : Philosophy 
He never slows down to think; it's too painful to spend times with his own thoughts.
-- Sarcasm Society

Websites 4 the Day:
Convert images to text (OCR):
http://www.betterocr.com/
http://beta.rii.ricoh.com/betalabs/content/document-conversion
http://www.free-ocr.com/

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Prayer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 18, 2011, In : Philosophy 
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
-- Emo Philips

Website 4 the Day:
Multi-user whiteboard:
http://www.scribblar.com/

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No one ever

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 17, 2011, In : Philosophy 
No one ever teaches well who wants to teach, or governs well who wants to govern.
-- Plato

Website 4 the Day:
Find music artists like those you like:
http://audiomap.tuneglue.net/

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Your stupid boss

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 16, 2011, In : Humor 
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.

Website 4 the Day:
Make a mind map:
http://www.text2mindmap.com/

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Americans commit

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 15, 2011, In : Philosophy 
You may be sure that the Americans will commit all the stupidities they can think of, plus some that are beyond imagination.
-- Charles de Gaulle

Website 4 the Day:
Severe unfollow:
http://gunfollow.com/

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The middle of difficulty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 14, 2011, In : Philosophy 
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the Day:
Print from your smartphone:
http://www.google.com/chrome/intl/en/p/cloudprint.html

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Fired cowboy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 13, 2011, In : Humor 
The cowboy that got fired from his ranch job wasn't crazy, he was just deranged.

Websites 4 the Day:
Sweet heart(s):

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Infinite things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 12, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the Day:
Free content for your website:
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/lookup.htm

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Genius' limitations

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 11, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped
-- Elbert Hubbard

Website 4 the Day:
Easy file sharing:
http://www.letscrate.com/

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Stupid trouble

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 10, 2011, In : Philosophy 
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-- Bertrand Russell

Website 4 the Day:
Google maps for the human body:
http://bodybrowser.googlelabs.com/

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Stupidity and politics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 9, 2011, In : Philosophy 
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte

Website 4 the Day:
Browse the web based on Twitter links:
http://tumbl.in/

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Too stupid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 8, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the Day:
Desktop App for Google Voice:
http://rstoeber.com/apps/Google_Voice_Utility.html

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Success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 7, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders.
-- Sloan Wilson

Website 4 the Day:
A better Alt-Tab (Windows):
http://www.smarttab.org/

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Flea circus

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 6, 2011, In : Humor 
I used to run a flea circus, but a dog came and stole the show.

Website 4 the Day:
How to make your own flea circus from scratch:
http://www.noonco.com/flea/history.htm

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Little children are so intelligent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 5, 2011, In : Philosophy 
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas

Website 4 the Day:
Learn programming:
http://hackety-hack.com/

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No stupid questions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 5, 2011, In : Humor 
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
-- Scott Adams

Website 4 the Day:
Recover corrupted MS Office files:
http://corrupt-office-extractor.smartcode.com/info.html

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Word to the wise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2011, In : Humor 
A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
-- Bill Cosby

Website 4 the Day:
Calculus problem solver:
http://www.mycalculus.com/calculus_solver.aspx

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Blessings of old friends

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2011, In : Philosophy 
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

Website 4 the Day:
Free interactive math tool:
http://www.geogebra.org/cms/

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Nothing so stupid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 1, 2011, In : Philosophy 
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the Day:
PC registry hacks:
http://www.techradar.com/news/software/operating-systems/20-registry-hacks-to-make-your-pc-more-awesome-590803

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Imagination

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 31, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the Day:
Firefox plugin to download all links:
http://www.downthemall.net/

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A whiskey maker

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 30, 2011, In : Humor 
She was only a whiskey maker but he loved her still.

Website 4 the Day:
Best place to take a leak:
http://openleaks.org/

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Unprepared

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 29, 2011, In : Philosophy 
I think I was unprepared for war.
-- George W. Bush

Website 4 the Day:
Find books and manuals on the web:
http://www.pdfgeni.com/

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If I go down

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 28, 2011, In : Humor 
These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.
-- Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player

Website 4 the Day:
Local daily deals:
http://www.screamindailydeals.com

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An electrical toy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 27, 2011, In : Humor 
What use could this company make of an electrical toy?
-- William Orton, president, Western Union Telegraph Company after being offered the telephone patent

Website 4 the Day:
XP-like Linux distribution:
http://ylmf.org/en/

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Only you can provide

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 26, 2011, In : Humor 
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Website 4 the Day:
Print your own graph paper and forms:
http://printablepaper.com

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History teaches us

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, In : Philosophy 
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
-- Abba Eban

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Review/mark-up PDF and Word docs:
http://crocodoc.com/

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Familiarity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 24, 2011, In : Humor 
Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the Day:
Free Windows undelete:
http://www.officerecovery.com/index.htm#freeundelete

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Sibling rivalry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 23, 2011, In : Humor 
The harm caused by sibling rivalry is relative.

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Another bargain website:
http://www.bargainist.com/

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Nothing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 22, 2011, In : Humor 
One of the lessons of history is that Nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
-- Will Durant

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Send a free video message:
http://www.voxlite.com/

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Stay with me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 21, 2011, In : Humor 
Stay with me; I want to be alone
- Joey Adams

Website 4 the Day:
Encrypt HTML:
http://dinara.teamvenom-nfsu2.com/encrypt.php

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Happily married

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 20, 2011, In : Humor 
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge

Website 4 the Day:
Sync your Chrome browser bookmarks:
http://www.google.com/support/chrome/bin/answer.py?answer=165139
(Chrome browser is the fastest, you can get it at: http://www.google.com/chrome

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Always cherish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 19, 2011, In : Humor 
I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you.
-- Unknown

Website 4 the Day:
20 Websites for free e-books:
http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/20-best-websites-to-download-free-e-books/

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Don't believe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2011, In : Humor 
Don't believe everything you think.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker

Website 4 the Day:
Make your own computerized tests:
http://itest.sourceforge.net/


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Nothing is impossible

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 17, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Nothing is impossible.  The word itself says "I'm Possible"!
-- Audrey Hepburn

Website 4 the Day:
You have to try this: Remove all that cruft on web pages:
http://lab.arc90.com/experiments/readability/

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My missing watch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 16, 2011, In : Humor 
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

Website 4 the Day:
Download Youtube videos:
http://youtubedownload.doremixy.com/

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It's never too late

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 15, 2011, In : Humor 
It's never too late to go wrong.
-- Sarcasm Society

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Foreign language free online classes:
http://www.accreditedonlinecolleges.com/blog/2010/100-free-foreign-language-classes-online/

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A clear conscience

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 14, 2011, In : Humor 
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the Day:
Health scams exposed:
http://www.healthhound.org/

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Only God

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 13, 2011, In : Humor 
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the Day:
Dashboard of your interests:
http://www.netvibes.com/en

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Nothing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 12, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in memory as the wish to forget it.
-- Montaigne

Website 4 the Day:
Check drug and supplement interactions; compare drugs:
http://www.drugdigest.org/wps/portal/ddigest

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The road less traveled

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
-- Seinfeld

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Stock photos:
http://smashinghub.com/25-best-websites-resources-of-free-stock-photos.htm

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Real men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 10, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Real men don’t use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let the rest of the world make copies.
-- Linus Torvalds

Website 4 the Day:
Current coupons:
http://www.savebrite.com/

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Quit my job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 9, 2011, In : Humor 
I quit my job as a historian - I realized there was no future in it.

Website 4 the Day:
Google videos teach your parents tech:
http://www.teachparentstech.org/

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You hate your job?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 8, 2011, In : Humor 
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
-- Drew Carey

Website 4 the Day:
Free movie-inspired fonts:
http://dinara.teamvenom-nfsu2.com/font.php

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When ideas fail

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2011, In : Philosophy 
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Goethe

Website 4 the Day:
Create/edit PDF bookmarks:
sourceforge.net/projects/jpdfbookmarks/

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A narcissist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 6, 2011, In : Humor 
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal

Website 4 the Day:
List of sales:
http://www.dealcatcher.com/

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We didn't lose

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 5, 2011, In : Humor 
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
-- Vince Lombardi

Website 4 the Day:
Link images to lightbox of other relevant images:
http://www.picapp.com/

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Wealthy people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 4, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions;
-- Frank Lloyd Wright

Website 4 the Day:
Google Refine makes sense of messy data: 
http://code.google.com/p/google-refine/

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Why we are here

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 3, 2011, In : Philosophy 
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein

Website 4 the Day:
Simple file sharing site:
http://www.filedropper.com/

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Houdini's trap doors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 2, 2011, In : Humor 
For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage.

Website 4 the Day:
Build a personalized home page based on your browser history:
http://www.genieo.com/

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New Year’s resolution

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 1, 2011, In : Humor 
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the Day:
Make PDFs into flippable books:
http://www.youblisher.com/

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Be yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 31, 2010, In : Humor 
 Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
-- Unknown

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Free PowerPoint alternatives:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/4-free-alternatives-microsoft-powerpoint/

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I wish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 30, 2010, In : Humor 
I wish we were better strangers.
-- Unknown

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3 hour temporary e-mail addresses:
http://www.mintemail.com

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If at first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 30, 2010, In : Humor 
If at first you don't succeed, try something easier.
-- Sarcasm Society

Website 4 the Day:
Bypass compulsory Registration:
http://www.bugmenot.com/

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How many people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 28, 2010, In : Humor 
How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.
-- Emo Philips

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Watch for sales :
http://zingsale.com/

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I dote

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 27, 2010, In : Humor 
I dote on his very absence.
-- William Shakespeare, “The Merchant of Venice”

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Science videos:
http://freesciencelectures.com/

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Which beer to drink

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 26, 2010, In : Humor 
Sunday is PUNday
I decide which beer to drink on a case by case basis.

Website 4 the Day:
Find images for your webpage:
http://www.zemanta.com/

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Principles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 25, 2010, In : Humor 
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the Day:
Home repair guides:
http://www.hometips.com/repair-fix/

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God made woman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 24, 2010, In : Humor 
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the Day:
Free Windows DVD ripper and media converter until Dec 27th:
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13845_3-20026495-58.html

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Battle of the sexes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 23, 2010, In : Humor 
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
-- Groucho Marx

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Find a rated recipe:
http://allrecipes.com/

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Live forever

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 22, 2010, In : Humor 
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
-- Groucho Marx

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Top 1000 websites:
http://www.google.com/adplanner/static/top1000/

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Very educating

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 21, 2010, In : Humor 
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
-- Groucho Marx

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National Affair Blog:
http://www.nationalaffairs.com/blog/blogger/findings-a-daily-roundup

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One in a thousand

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 20, 2010, In : Humor 
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the Day:
Find a recipe for the food you have:
http://www.supercook.com/

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A large circumference

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 19, 2010, In : Humor 
I get my large circumference from too much pi.

Website 4 the Day:
Run WIndows programs in a sandbox:
http://www.sandboxie.com/

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Grown men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 18, 2010, In : Humor 
Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.
-- Jerry Falwell

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Strip formating from clipboard text:
http://www.stevemiller.net/puretext/

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Every minute

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 17, 2010, In : Humor 
Every minute was more exciting than the next.
-- Linda Evans, actress

Website 4 the Day:
Batch commands without programming:
http://www.outertech.com/index.php?_charisma_page=product&id=1

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An unforeseen event

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 16, 2010, In : Humor 
We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
-- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

Website 4 the Day:
Free online video editor:
http://jaycut.com/

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Happy artist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 15, 2010, In : Humor 
The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.
-- Sylvestor Stallone, Actor

Website 4 the Day:
E-mails when a price drops:
http://www.priceambush.com/

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Major knee surgery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 14, 2010, In : Humor 
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

Website 4 the Day:
Health questions and answers:
http://www.sharecare.com

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Don't diet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 13, 2010, In : Humor 
I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.
-- Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

Website 4 the Day:
Backup Windows, Mac, and Linux systems:
http://backuppc.sourceforge.net/

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John Deere's confidence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 12, 2010, In : Humor 
John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.

Website 4 the Day:
Unlock Windows files:
http://ccollomb.free.fr/unlocker/

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Big emotions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 11, 2010, In : Humor 
Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
-- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

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Other free technical books:
http://freecomputerbooks.com/

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Word use

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 10, 2010, In : Humor 
He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.
-- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

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Additional free technical books:
http://www.downloadfreepdf.com/

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Children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2010, In : Humor 
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
-- Groucho Marx

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Free technical books:
http://www.freebookcentre.net/

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Happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 8, 2010, In : Humor 
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-- Oscar Wilde

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Exra free ebooks:
http://www.getfreeebooks.com/

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Why

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 7, 2010, In : Humor 
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
-- Mark Twain

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Additional free ebooks:
http://www.e-booksdirectory.com/

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Nothing wrong

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 6, 2010, In : Humor 
There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.
-- Jack E. Leonard

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Other free ebooks:
http://www.free-ebooks.net/

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Cartoonist found dead

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 5, 2010, In : Humor 
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Website 4 the Day:
LicenseCrawler finds keys in your registry:
http://www.klinzmann.name/licensecrawler.htm

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Not a flirt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 4, 2010, In : Humor 
In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.
--Charles, Count Talleyrand

Website 4 the Day:
Shorten URLs to articles and include snippets:
http://www.snip.ly/

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They never

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 3, 2010, In : Humor 
They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.
-- Thomas Brackett Reed

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Top technology news:
http://techmeme.com

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I just learned

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 2, 2010, In : Humor 
I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.
-- Irvin S. Cobb

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Summarize text:
http://summarity.com/

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Two tickets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 1, 2010, In : Humor 
I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one.
-- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… If there is one.
-- Winston Churchill, in response to Bernard Shaw

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Be safe: expand shortened URLs before going there:
http://security.thejoshmeister.com/2009/04/how-to-preview-shortened-urls-tinyurl.html

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His mother

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 30, 2010, In : Humor 
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the Day:
Convert an RSS news stream feed to PDF:
http://www.feedjournal.com/

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Comparison

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 30, 2010, In : Humor 
He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
-- Billy Wilder

Website 4 the Day:
What is a VPN? And free tools to connect securely:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/7-completely-free-vpn-services-protect-privacy/

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The curtains were drawn

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 28, 2010, In : Humor 
In the room the curtains were drawn, but the rest of the furniture was real.

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3D images of the body:
http://www.healthline.com/directory/3dbodymaps

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Statistics and lamp-posts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 27, 2010, In : Humor 
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts for support rather than illumination.
-- Andrew Lang

Website 4 the Day:
Turn RSS feeds into PDF magazines:
http://www.tabbloid.com/

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Modesty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 26, 2010, In : Humor 
A modest little person, with much to be modest about.
-- Winston Churchill

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Quote part of a webpage:
http://kwout.com/

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Thanksgiving celebration

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 25, 2010, In : Humor 
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the Day:
Five fast last-minute Thanksgiving recipes:
http://blisstree.com/live/five-fast-last-minute-thanksgiving-recipes/

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Loves nature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 24, 2010, In : Humor 
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.
-- Forrest Tucker

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Generate a fake identity:
http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/

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Simply a shiver

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 23, 2010, In : Humor 
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.
-- Paul Keating

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What are you willing to do for $5?
http://www.fiverr.com/

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All the virtues

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 22, 2010, In : Humor 
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
-- Winston Churchill

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Want to do something?
http://www.soyouwanna.com/

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A cardboard belt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 21, 2010, In : Humor 
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.

Website 4 the Day:
Something to make us cat owners jealous:
http://www.wimp.com/usefultricks/

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Thank you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 20, 2010, In : Humor 
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.
-- Moses Hadas

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Further free ebooks:
http://www.ebooksdownloadfree.com/

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The most words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 19, 2010, In : Humor 
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the Day:
Send/receive text messages from a browser:
http://www.joopz.com/

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No enemies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 18, 2010, In : Humor 
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
-- Oscar Wilde

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Free desktop sharing:
http://www.mikogo.com/

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Good instincts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 17, 2010, In : Humor 
He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.
-- James Reston (about Richard Nixon)

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Another source of free ebooks:
http://www.ebooksread.com/

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Delusions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 16, 2010, In : Humor 
He had delusions of adequacy.
-- Walter Kerr

Website 4 the Day:
Command line shortcuts to Windows tools:
http://www.dotkam.com/2007/11/26/windows-commands-think-you-know-it-all/

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A self-made man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 15, 2010, In : Humor 
He is a self-made man and worships his creator.
-- John Bright

Website 4 the Day:
Learn Linux with free e-books:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/5-downloadable-books-to-teach-yourself-linux/

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The TV repairman got married

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 14, 2010, In : Humor 
When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.

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More free ebooks:
http://www.ebooklobby.com/

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The worst lesson

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 13, 2010, In : Philosophy 
He had learned the worst lesson that life can teach - that it makes no sense.
-- Philip Roth

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Block Facebook stalkers:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/5-ways-block-facebook-stalker/

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Worst form of government

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 12, 2010, In : Philosophy 
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
-- Winston Churchill

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Drop cable/satellite, use the Internet instead:
http://dropcable.info/

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How much?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 11, 2010, In : Philosophy 
We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?
-- Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation

Website 4 the Day:
Check to see if a site is down:
http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/

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A bachelor's life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 10, 2010, In : Humor 
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the Day:
Make any web page print-friendly:
http://www.printfriendly.com/

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The game

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 9, 2010, In : Humor 
Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding.
-- Mickey Rivers, baseball player

Website 4 the Day:
Remove PDF restrictions:
http://www.pdfunlock.com/

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The greatest threat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 8, 2010, In : Philosophy 
'The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias.
-- Rep. Lamar Smith (R-TX)

Website 4 the Day:
Free ebooks:
http://www.asksam.com/ebooks/

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Leather shoes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 7, 2010, In : Humor 
I didn't want to buy leather shoes, but eventually I was suede.

Website 4 the Day:
Find out what program opens that file:
http://www.openwith.org/

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Dictatorship

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 6, 2010, In : Philosophy 
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator.
-- George W. Bush

Website 4 the Day:
Current natural events in the world:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php?smp〈=eng

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I am not worried

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 5, 2010, In : Humor 
I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the Day:
Print only the parts of web pages that you want to:
http://www.printwhatyoulike.com/

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Food is important

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 4, 2010, In : Humor 
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
-- Fran Lebowitz, US writer

Website 4 the Day:
Test your brain:
http://www.cogolog.com/

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If only

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 3, 2010, In : Humor 
If only faces could talk...
-- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl

Website 4 the Day:
Find your cell phone:
http://www.icantfindmyphone.com/

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Its not pollution

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2010, In : Humor 
It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
-- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

Website 4 the Day:
Create a professional resume:
http://cvmaker.in/

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Turn this team around

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 1, 2010, In : Philosophy 
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
-- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Maverick

Website 4 the Day:
Atlantis Nova, small and free word processor
http://www.atlantiswordprocessor.com/en/nova.htm

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An emotional wedding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 31, 2010, In : Humor 
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

Website 4 the Day:
Download online videos:
http://downloadtube.org/

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Outside of the killings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 30, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC

Website 4 the Day:
Manipulate PDF files:
http://pdfrider.codeplex.com/ /blockquote>

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The world is purple

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 30, 2010, In : Philosophy 
When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

Website 4 the Day:
Put PDFs online for collaboration or fill out PDF forms:
https://www.fillanypdf.com/

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Just the facts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 28, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Facts are stupid things.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President

Website 4 the Day:
Find a medical specialist #5:
https://www.healthinreach.com/search/

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Be patriotic

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 27, 2010, In : Humor 
Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.
-- Gyrator, Chicago Rotary Club journal

Website 4 the Day:
Send large files via your browser for free #5:
http://xfiles.technihelp.net/

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Parents

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 26, 2010, In : Humor 
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
- Greg Norman, Golfer

Website 4 the Day:
Coupons by store:
http://www.currentcodes.com/

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Expectations

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 25, 2010, In : Humor 
My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
-- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice

Website 4 the Day:
Find a medical specialist #4:
http://www.finddoctorsonline.com/

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Erasers at both ends

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 24, 2010, In : Humor 
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

Website 4 the Day:
Convert text to speech:
http://vozme.com/index.php?lang=en

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The important thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 23, 2010, In : Philosophy 
The important thing is never to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the Day:
Merge PDF files:
http://www.mergepdf.net/

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9/11 vicitm families

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 22, 2010, In : Philosophy 
When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.
-- Glenn Beck

Website 4 the Day:
Find files on your Windows PC with Boolean ops:
http://www.mythicsoft.com/page.aspx?type=agentransack&page=home

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Starving children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 21, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
-- Mariah Carey, pop singer

Website 4 the Day:
Find files on your Windows PC with wildcards:
http://www.voidtools.com/download.php

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War

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 20, 2010, In : Philosophy 
I think war is a dangerous place.
-- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)

Website 4 the Day:
Read faster by exercising:
http://www.eyercize.com/practice/bm_read/

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War

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 19, 2010, In : Humor 
I think war is a dangerous place.
-- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)

Website 4 the Day:
Read faster by exercising:
http://www.eyercize.com/practice/bm_read/

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Nuclear reduction

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 18, 2010, In : Philosophy 
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
-- Rush Limbaugh

Website 4 the Day:
A gentler way to search Craigslist:
http://craiglook.com

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When a clock is hungry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 17, 2010, In : Humor 
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

Website 4 the Day:
Group online news into a personal newspaper:
http://goodnoows.com

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Overseas

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 16, 2010, In : Humor 
I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
-- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)

Website 4 the Day:
Send a FAX for free
http://www.myfax.com/free/

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Line up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 15, 2010, In : Humor 
You guys, line up alphabetically by height.
-- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

Website 4 the Day:
Coupons arranged by geography:
http://www.couponmap.com/

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Fiction writing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 14, 2010, In : Humor 
Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

Website 4 the Day:
Sync your IE browser bookmarks and MS Office templates, etc.:
http://explore.live.com/windows-live-devices-and-sync-program-settings-ui

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The Canne Film Festival

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, In : Humor 
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
-- Christina Aguilera

Website 4 the Day:
Cut out sections from your favorite websites:
http://www.wozaik.com/

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The herd

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 12, 2010, In : Philosophy 
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then, to make sure it's still there with ya.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the Day:
Free web page editor:
http://nvu.en.softonic.com/

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Four-piece groups

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 11, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Not to mince words, Mr. Epstein, but we don’t like your boys’ sound. Groups are out; four-piece groups with guitars particularly are finished.
-- Dick Rowe, executive in charge of evaluating new talent for the London office of Decca Records talking about The Beatles

Website 4 the Day:
Listen to blogs and news sites:
http://www.buzzvoice.com/

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A plateau

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 10, 2010, In : Humor 
A plateau is a high form of flattery.

Website 4 the Day:
Watch movies not on Hulu:
http://www.crackle.com/

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Predictions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 9, 2010, In : Humor 
Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future.
-- Yogi Berra, Baseball player

Website 4 the Day:
Make beautiful music:
http://www.aviary.com/online/music-creator

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Gay marriage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 8, 2010, In : Humor 
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Website 4 the Day:
Print your own graph paper:
http://incompetech.com/graphpaper/

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Political parties

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 7, 2010, In : Philosophy 
I adore political parties. They are the only place left to us where people don't talk politics.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the Day:
Find a medical specialist #3:
http://www.zocdoc.com/

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World War

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 6, 2010, In : Philosophy 
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the Day:
Save grocery money with coupons:
http://www.couponmom.com/

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Malls of America

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 5, 2010, In : Humor 
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
-- Chris Rock

Website 4 the Day:
Convert file formats:
http://www.fileminx.com/

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Songs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 4, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the Day:
Sync your Firefox bookmarks:
http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/sync/

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No matter

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 3, 2010, In : Philosophy 
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Website 4 the Day:
Free person-to-person video chat:
http://p2p.tinychat.com/

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Never miss

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 2, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the Day:
Free video editor:
http://avidemux.en.softonic.com/

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The American Dream

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 1, 2010, In : Humor 
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the Day:
Find a medical specialist #2:
http://www.insiderpages.com/

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The man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 30, 2010, In : Philosophy 
The man who doesn’t read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the Day:
Save money with coupons:
http://www.retailmenot.com/

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There are men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 29, 2010, In : Philosophy 
There are men who can think no deeper than a fact.
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the Day:
Free public records directory:
http://www.virtualgumshoe.com/resources/

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Courage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Courage is knowing what not to fear.
-- Plato

Website 4 the Day:
Temporary e-mail address lasts 10 minutes:
http://10minutemail.com/

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Strategy behind software

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2010, In : Philosophy 
We build our computer systems the way we build our cities: over time, without a plan, on top of ruins.
-- Ellen Ulhman

Website 4 the Day:
Find a medical specialist #1:
http://doctor.webmd.com/physician_finder

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Old dry cleaners

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 26, 2010, In : Humor 
Old dry cleaners never die, they just get de-pressed.

Website 4 the Day:
Create crosswords with EclipseCrossword
http://www.eclipsecrossword.com/

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Confidence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 25, 2010, In : Humor 
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough.
-- Larry David

Website 4 the Day:
Watch movies and TV online for free:
http://bit.ly/clY1If or http://www.fivefreeapps.com/2008/09/50-free-sites-to-watch-movies-and-tv-online-part-1.html

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The real reason

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 24, 2010, In : Humor 
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the Day:
Find a Twitterer's rank:
http://twittergrader.com

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The stubborn's path

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 23, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal.
-- Fredrick Nietzsche

Website 4 the Day:
Protect your privacy - clean your PC:
http://www.ccleaner.com/

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The best argument

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 22, 2010, In : Philosophy 
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the Day:
Send large files via your browser for free #4:
http://host01.pipebytes.com/

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Hard to free fools

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, In : Philosophy 
It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere.
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the Day: Learn how to make stuff:
http://www.instructables.com/

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Good judgment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 20, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the Day:
Power Defragmenter:
http://bit.ly/JdSgI, or http://www.softpedia.com/progDownload/Power-Defragmenter-Download-20185.html

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What's the difference?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 19, 2010, In : Humor 
What is the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence

Websites of the day:
View the secret info in your photos:
http://www.exifviewer.org/
Then remove it:
http://www.easyexifdelete.com/

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What a house is

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 18, 2010, In : Philosophy 
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the Day:
Send large files via your browser for free #3:
http://jetbytes.com/

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Sins

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 17, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
-- Bill Maher

Website 4 the Day:
Rate your writing:
http://paperrater.com/

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Going through hell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 16, 2010, In : Philosophy 
If you are going through hell, keep going.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the Day:
Reset Windows' passwords:
http://pogostick.net/~pnh/ntpasswd/

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Programming and sex

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 15, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
-- Michael Sinz

Website 4 the Day:
A better bookmark:
http://historio.us/

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Snowflakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 14, 2010, In : Philosophy 
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the Day:
Get a free Wake-Up Call on your phone:
http://wakerupper.com/

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A computer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 13, 2010, In : Philosophy 
A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind.
-- Joseph Weizenbaum

Website 4 the Day:
Send large files via your browser for free #2:
http://www.filesovermiles.com/

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Computer back up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 12, 2010, In : Philosophy 
I was told to back up my computer, but I couldn't figure out how to put it into reverse.

Website 4 The Day:
List of in-browser tools:
http://www.topwebbased.com/

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Penalty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 11, 2010, In : Philosophy 
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
-- Plato

Website 4 the Day:
Free on-line or download accounting software:
http://www.nolapro.com/index-5.html

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Prejudices

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 10, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Prejudices are what fools use for reason.
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the Day:
Correct your misconceptions:
http://www.misconceptionjunction.com/

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Reusable

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 9, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Before software should be reusable, it should be usable.
-- Ralph Johnson

Website 4 the Day:
Send e-mail to your future self:
http://www.futureme.org/

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Software

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 8, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Before software should be reusable, it should be usable.
-- Ralph Johnson

Website 4 the Day:
Send e-mail to your future self:
http://www.futureme.org/

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Knowledge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 7, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Knowledge, sir, should be free to all.
-- Harcourt Fenton Mudd

Website 4 the Day:
Send large files via your browser for free #1:
http://wetransfer.com

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Programs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 6, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute.
-- Abelson and Sussman

Website 4 the Day:
A final free audio book site:
http://www.librophile.com/

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Atheism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 5, 2010, In : Humor 
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the Day:
Another free audio book site, this one for kids:
http://storynory.com/

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Automation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 4, 2010, In : Philosophy 
If you automate a mess, you get an automated mess.
-- Rod Michael

Website 4 the Day:
Another free audio book site:
http://www.learnoutloud.com/

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Guilty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn’t do.
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the Day:
Another free audio book site:
http://www.openculture.com/

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The world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 2, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the Day:
Another free audio book site:
http://www.thoughtaudio.com/

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Atomic problem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2010, In : Philosophy 
The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the Day:
Another free audio book site:
http://www.newfiction.com/

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Forgive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 31, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.

Website 4 the Day:
For the next seven days, we will focus on free audio books. You probably already know of Project Gutenberg (http://www.gutenberg.org/) and maybe even Podiobooks (http://www.podiobooks.com/), here is another one may not know:

http://www.booksshouldbefree.com/

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No comment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 30, 2010, In : Philosophy 
“No comment” is a comment.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the Day:
    Access PCs remotely:
    http://www.teamviewer.com/index.aspx
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Two ships

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 29, 2010, In : Humor 
There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.

Website 4 the Day:
     Convert a PDF file to DOC format for editing:
     http://www.pdfonline.com/pdf2word/index.asp

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Triumph of reason

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 28, 2010, In : Philosophy 
The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it.
-- Voltaire


Website 4 the Day:
    Make movies of your PC screen:
    http://www.screentoaster.com/

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Healthy reading

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 27, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the Day:

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How come ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 26, 2010, In : Humor 
How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the Day:
    Let Me Google That For You, for all those people who are too lazy to look it up for themselves:

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Two takes on education

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 25, 2010, In : Philosophy 
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
-- Albert Einstein

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain


Website 4 the Day:
    Find technical and product manuals:
    http://free-pdf-manuals.com/

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Cynic

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 24, 2010, In : Philosophy 
What is a cynic?  A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the Day:
     Compare the price of products across time and space:
     http://www.measuringworth.com/
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A casual stroll

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 23, 2010, In : Philosophy 
A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
-- Fredrick Nietzsche

Website 4 the Day:
    Free e-books:
    http://manybooks.net/

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Thirsty termite

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 22, 2010, In : Humor 
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

Website 4 the Day:

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Stupid people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 21, 2010, In : Humor 
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the Day:
    Convert anything but one's religion:
    http://joshmadison.com/software/convert-for-windows/

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Math vs. reality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 20, 2010, In : Philosophy 
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the Day:
    Age a person's image:   

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Be kind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 19, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
-- Plato

Website 4 the Day:
    Strip formating from clipboard text:

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Back to your youth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 19, 2010, In : Philosophy 
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the Day:
    Linux alternatives to Windows Apps (some have Windows ports, also):
    http://linuxappfinder.com/alternatives

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Success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 17, 2010, In : Philosophy 
The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God's children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
-- Henry Louis Mencke

Website 4 the Day:
     Free file (open source) archiver: 7-Zip
     http://www.7-zip.org/

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Most stuff

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 16, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the Day:
     Find Everything on your Windows PC:
    http://www.voidtools.com
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My first job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 15, 2010, In : Humor 
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

Website 4 the Day:
     Search social sites for a person:
     http://www.kgbpeople.com

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Germ fiction

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 14, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
-- Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872

Website 4 the Day:
    real-time encyclopedia:
    http://mashpedia.com/


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Old age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 13, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-- Henry Louis Mencken

Website 4 the Day:
    Convert web pages into PDFs:
    http://html-pdf-convert.com/

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Invisible empire

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 12, 2010, In : Philosophy 
The government, which was designed for the people, has got into the hands of the bosses and their employers, the special interests.  An invisible empire has been set up above the forms of democracy.
-- Woodrow Wilson

Website 4 the Day:
     Anonymous reviews of companies:
     http://www.glassdoor.com/index.htm

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Only one man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 11, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
-- GW Hegel.

Website 4 the Day:
     Add voice to photos:
     http://www.fotobabble.com/

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Ignorance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 10, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Ignorance: the root of all evil.
-- Plato

Website 4 the Day:
    Practice speed reading:
    http://www.spreeder.com/

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Keyboard not found

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 9, 2010, In : Humor 
Keyboard not found. Press < F1 > to RESUME. 
-- Source unknown (appears in many common BIOSes as a real error message)

Website 4 the Day:
     Free Photoshop alternative:
        http://www.photobie.com/
     tutorials at:

         http://bit.ly/9yQ9OS

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Man and dog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 8, 2010, In : Humor 
What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog?
The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.

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     Add speech balloons to your photos:
     http://www.superlame.com/engine.php

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American taste

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 7, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
-- Henry Louis Mencken

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     What web pages looked like in the past:
     http://www.archive.org/web/web.php

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Smiling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 7, 2010, In : Humor 
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
-- Robert Bloch

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    Open and extract files from "any" archive:
    http://legroom.net/software/uniextract

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Influence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 5, 2010, In : Philosophy 
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
-- Will Rogers

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     Place your face on a magazine cover:
     http://www.magmypic.com/

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Computer advantage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, In : Humor 
The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.
-- Eric Porterfield.

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     Search someone's criminal record:
     http://www.criminalsearches.com/

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Malice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 3, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
-- ascribed to various authors, including Robert Heinlein.

Website 4 the Day:
     Floss your mind with facts:
     http://www.mentalfloss.com/amazingfactgenerator/

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Computer dating is fine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2010, In : Humor 
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
-- Rita May Brown.

Website 4 the Day:
     Research scams:
     http://www.jasonmorrison.net/is-this-a-scam/
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Monkey arrested

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 1, 2010, In : Humor 
They arrested the monkey for throwing Rhesus feces at zoo attendants .His charge? Turd debris assault

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     Easy way to create secure passwords:
     http://lifehacker.com/5516188

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Change

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 31, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Change is not progress.
-- Henry Louis Mencke

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     Fix broken stuff
     http://www.fixya.com/

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Sufficiently advanced

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 30, 2010, In : Humor 
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
-- Bruce Brown

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Price of indifference

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 29, 2010, In : Philosophy 
The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.
-- Plato

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    Add fun effects to your images:
    http://www.photofunia.com/

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It's simple, but ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2010, In : Humor 
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
-- Dennis Ritchie

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      Make your own fake newspaper clippings:
      http://bit.ly/10UCg

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Einstein's notebook

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 27, 2010, In : Philosophy 
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.
-- Albert Einstein.

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Learn how to use popular software: http://www.lynda.com/

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Be very, very careful

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 26, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Be very, very careful of what you put into that head, because you will never, ever get it out.
-- Thomas Cardinal Wolsey


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Lose the manual for that gizmo that you need to adjust?  Get free user manuals (you can skip the special offers) at http://www.manualsonline.com/
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Baby seal walks into a bar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 25, 2010, In : Humor 
A baby seal walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender.
"Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal
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The secret

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 24, 2010, In : Philosophy 
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein.
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Useless computers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 23, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
-- Pablo Picasso.

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Getting used to math

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 22, 2010, In : Philosophy 

In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.

-- John Von Neumann

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Einstein and relativity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 21, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself anymore.
-- Albert Einstein

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Be unreasonable

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 19, 2010, In : Philosophy 
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
— George Bernard Shaw
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Snake trivia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 18, 2010, In : Humor 
Q: Why don't snakes have balls?

A: Because without legs, they can't dance.
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Don't worry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 17, 2010, In : Philosophy 

Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

-- Will Rogers
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Ancient statistics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2010, In : Humor 

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

-- Stephen Leacock.


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Classification

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2010, In : Humor 
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker.
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Leaving my body

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 14, 2010, In : Humor 

When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.
-- Steven Wright



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Coping with mathematics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 13, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe, and not make messes in the house.
-- Robert Heinlein
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Pray for ignorance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 12, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.
-- FA Montagu.

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Jumping cow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 12, 2010, In : Humor 
What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.
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School prayer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 10, 2010, In : Humor 
As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school."
-- Cokie Roberts
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An expert

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 9, 2010, In : Humor 
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
 -- WC Fields.
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Wireless music box

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2010, In : Humor 
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?
-- David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urging for investment in the radio in the 1920s 

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Big person not needed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 7, 2010, In : Philosophy 
It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
-- Will Rogers

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Do not worry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 6, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Do not worry about your problems with mathematics, I assure you mine are far greater." 
-- Albert Einstein

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Programming today

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 6, 2010, In : Humor 
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
-- Rich Cook.
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Happy 4th of July!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 4, 2010, In : Humor 
What should you drink with 4th Of July firecrackers?

Firemilk.
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What to teach women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 3, 2010, In : Philosophy 
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.
-- Plato
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End of war

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 2, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Only the dead have seen the end of war.
-- Plato
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Wise men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 1, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
-- Plato
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Marriage and career

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 30, 2010, In : Humor 
He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Source Unknown
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Always drink

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Always drink upstream from the herd.
-- Will Rogers
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Plagiarists

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 28, 2010, In : Humor 
Plagiarists at least have the quality of preservation.
-- Benjamin Disraeli

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Shakespeare walks into a bar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 27, 2010, In : Humor 
Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. "I can't serve you." says the bartender. "You're Bard!"
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Do the hokey pokey

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 26, 2010, In : Humor 
What if "the hokey pokey" is REALLY what it's all about?
-- Curtis Spencer
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You know ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 25, 2010, In : Humor 
You know you're getting older when the candles cost more than the cake.
-- Bob Hope

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Equality for all

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 24, 2010, In : Philosophy 
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Mohandas Gandhi

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Good for baseball?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 23, 2010, In : Humor 
On the marriage of Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe — I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto
-- Yogi Berra


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Two theories ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2010, In : Humor 
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
-- Will Rogers

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Not one!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 21, 2010, In : Humor 
He has not a single redeeming defect.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
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Old mathemeticians

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 20, 2010, In : Humor 
Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.

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Belief

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 19, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Belief gets in the way of learning.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
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Hereditary looks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 18, 2010, In : Humor 
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
-- Groucho Marx
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Live simpler

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 17, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Life is simpler when you plough around the stump.
-- WIll Rogers
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BFF

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 16, 2010, In : Humor 
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx
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The power

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 15, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
-- Robert A. Heinlein


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Get thee to a nunnery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 14, 2010, In : Humor 
Convent. A place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Old cooks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 13, 2010, In : Humor 
Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.
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Love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 12, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
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Resistance is futile

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 11, 2010, In : Philosophy 
I can resist anything but temptation
-- Oscar Wilde
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Being right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 10, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

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It takes two

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 9, 2010, In : Humor 
it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
--Homer Simpson
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Timing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 8, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
-- Will Rogers
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Yield

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 7, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
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Failed juggler

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 7, 2010, In : Humor 
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
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A moral offense

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 6, 2010, In : Philosophy 
In a society in which it is a moral offense to be different from your neighbor your only escape is never to let them find out.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
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To live a long time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 4, 2010, In : Philosophy 
To get anywhere, or even to live a long time, a man has to guess, and guess right, over and over again, without enough data for a logical answer.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
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Fickle bride

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 3, 2010, In : Humor 
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
-- Source Unknown

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The best answer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 2, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
-- Will Rogers

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Trying, the 1st step

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 1, 2010, In : Humor 
Trying is the first step towards failure. 
--Homer Simpson

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Marriage as an instutition

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 31, 2010, In : Humor 
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Groucho Marx
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Joan of Arc at the Pearly Gates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 30, 2010, In : Humor 
What did God say when Joan of Arc showed up at the Pearly Gates?
"Well done."
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New idea difficulty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 29, 2010, In : Philosophy 
The hardest part of gaining any new idea is sweeping out the false idea occupying that niche.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
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I wish I said that!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2010, In : Philosophy 
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
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Didn't like the play

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 27, 2010, In : Humor 
I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up.
-- Groucho Marx

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Don't interfere

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 26, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
-- Will Rogers
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Heaven, or Hell?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 25, 2010, In : Philosophy 
"To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Facts are meaningless.

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 24, 2010, In : Humor 
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
--HomeFacts are meaningless.

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Potato chips at the monastery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 24, 2010, In : Humor 
A hungry traveler stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is cooking potato slices in a large pot of boiling oil. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
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Never do today ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 22, 2010, In : Humor 
Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow if tomorrow might improve the odds.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

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A perfectly wonderful evening

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 21, 2010, In : Humor 
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
-- Groucho Marx
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