Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024,
In :
Humor
Make a girl say, 'Yes'
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024,
In :
Humor
I know how to make a girl say, 'Yes.' I ask her, 'Am I bothering you?'
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Large numbers:
https://googology.fandom.com/wiki/Googology_Wiki
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All I know
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024,
In :
Humor
Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Stanford encyclopedia of philosophy:
https://plato.stanford.edu/
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Is this milk fresh?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024,
In :
Humor
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
-- Phyllis Diller
Website 4 the day:
Reverse image search:
https://reverse.photos/
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God gets stoned
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024,
In :
Humor
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so — look at the platypus.
-- Robin Williams
Website 4 the day:
Positive news:
https://brightside.me/
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A new perfume
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024,
In :
Humor
I’m wearing a new perfume that I should recommend to the women in the audience; it’s called ‘Tester.’
-- Carol Leifer
Website 4 the day:
Audio editor:
https://ardour.org/
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No happy ending
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024,
In :
Humor
There’s no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail or else you run out.
-- Sam Kinison
Website 4 the day:
AI climate news:
https://climategpt.ai/
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A revolving chair
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024,
In :
Humor
My wife hated the revolving chair I bought. Eventually, she came around.
Website 4 the day:
Eight ChatGPT features:
https://www.howtogeek.com/chatgpt-features-you-didnt-know-about/
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A house divided
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
Build an online presence:
https://60sec.site/
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I love to work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
A bad reputation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024,
In :
Humor
My bad reputation's made me a damned good living.
-- Tonyha Tucker
Website 4 the day:
Flightless birds:
https://www.aiweirdness.com/learn-the-birds
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All I know is rejection
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024,
In :
Humor
I'll tell ya, my whole life, All I know is rejection. When I was a kid, my yo-yo: it never came back.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Generate a favicon from an image:
https://www.degraeve.com/favicon/
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Skydiving
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024,
In :
Humor
I don't need a parachute to skydive. I just need a parachute to skydive twice.
-- Billy Connolly
Website 4 the day:
Search and copy emojis and emoticons:
https://degraeve.com/emoji-smiley-copy-paste.php
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A hairstylist
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 22, 2024,
In :
Humor
I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
-- Phyllis Diller
Website 4 the day:
Word search generator:
https://www.degraeve.com/puzzles/free-word-search-maker.php
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Orthopedic shoes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 15, 2024,
In :
Humor
I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.
Website 4 the day:
The nicest place on the internet:
https://thenicestplace.net/
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Achieve the impossible
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 15, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
The only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it is possible.
-- Charles Kingsleigh
Website 4 the day:
Sudoku generator:
https://www.degraeve.com/puzzles/free-easy-sudoku-generator.php
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Success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 15, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
Success is not the absence of failure; it's the persistence through failure.
-- Aisha Tyler
Website 4 the day:
Free business cards:
https://degraeve.com/business-cards/
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The biggest risk
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 15, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
The biggest risk is not taking any risk.
-- Mark Zuckerberg
Website 4 the day:
Convert an image to text:
https://degraeve.com/img2txt.php
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Be better
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 15, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday.
-- Matty Mullins
Website 4 the day:
Failed products and services:
https://museumoffailure.com/
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The greatest wealth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 15, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
The greatest wealth is to live content with little.
-- Plato
Website 4 the day:
AI-generated illustrations:
https://www.kittl.com/
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Wisdom
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 15, 2024,
In :
Humor
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
-- Socrates
Website 4 the day:
System information software:
https://www.cpuid.com/softwares/cpu-z.html
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Willing to kill
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 14, 2024,
In :
Humor
Waiting
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 14, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
-- Vivian Greene
Website 4 the day:
AI models:
https://cloud.google.com/model-garden
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The greatest pleasure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 14, 2024,
In :
Humor
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
-- Walter Bagehot
Website 4 the day:
What day is it?
https://www.daysoftheyear.com/today/
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The best revenge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 14, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
The best revenge is massive success.
-- Frank Sinatra
Website 4 the day:
Wind power for your home:
https://windexchange.energy.gov/markets/residential
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The secret
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 14, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Dizzying GIFs:
https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2024/01/etienne-jacob-gifs/
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Tomorrow's realization
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 14, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt
Website 4 the day:
Side-by-side comparison of the news:
https://newscompare.com/
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Clock watching
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 14, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
-- Sam Levenson
Website 4 the day:
About drugs:
https://www.drugs.com/
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A cow gives birth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 13, 2024,
In :
Humor
Is a cow that just gave birth decaffeinated?
Website 4 the day:
Create flashcards:
https://knowt.com/
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Life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 13, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.
-- Charles R. Swindoll
Website 4 the day:
Plot a route:
https://routexl.com/
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The future
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 13, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
Website 4 the day:
Fan run archive:
https://archiveofourown.org/
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The key
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 13, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.
-- Albert Schweitzer
Website 4 the day:
Free courses at Saylor Academy:
https://www.saylor.org/
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Do great work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 13, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
-- Steve Jobs
Website 4 the day:
About cheese:
https://www.cheese.com/
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Every generation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 13, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.
-- George Orwell
Website 4 the day:
Find cheap flights, cars, and hotels:
https://www.skyscanner.com/
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Above the law
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 13, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
No matter how rich or powerful you pretend to be, no one is above the law.
-- Letitia James
Website 4 the day:
Forge of Empires online game:
https://us-play.forgeofempires.com/
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Circumference of a pumpkin
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024,
In :
Humor
The circumference of a pumpkin divided by its diameter equals pumpkin pi.
Website 4 the day:
Chill out:
http://www.chillouts.com/relax.asp
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Hell
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
Hell is other people.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre
Website 4 the day:
Make a forest:
http://www.slightlyinteresting.com/forest/treesgl.asp
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Sometimes/often/always
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
Cure sometimes, treat often, comfort always.--
HippocratesWebsite 4 the day:
Earthquake prediction:
http://www.earthquakeprediction.com/
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Born free
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
Man was born free, and he is everywhere in chains.
--
Jean-Jacques RousseauWebsite 4 the day:
Your Starbucks name:
https://whatsmystarbucksname.com/
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No man's knowledge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
No man's knowledge here can go beyond his experience-- John LockeWebsite 4 the day:
Scans of sandwiches:
https://scanwiches.com/
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When laws are necessary
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
As soon as laws are necessary for men, they are no longer fit for freedom.
--
PythagorasWebsite 4 the day:
A falling guy:
https://fallingguy.com/
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In the twenty-first century
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
In the twenty-first century, the robot will take the place which slave labor occupied in ancient civilization.
http://t4td.com
--
Nikola Tesla
Website 4 the day:
Build and test web programs:
https://codepen.io/
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The dishes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024,
In :
Humor
The dishes are looking at me dirty again.
Website 4 the day:
Host and share a web project:
https://tiiny.host/
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One person
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
I'd like to see one person - just one - who would own up to having been a coward. --
Edith PiafWebsite 4 the day:
Convert a web program into an app:
https://www.webintoapp.com/
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Read a person
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
The greatest achievements
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
The greatest achievements of the human mind are generally received with distrust.
--
Arthur SchopenhauerWebsite 4 the day:
Answers:
https://www.answerbag.com/
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Memory
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
Memory is the mother of all wisdom.
-- Aeschylus
Website 4 the day:
Abandoned man-made creations:
http://www.artificialowl.net/
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A fight
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024,
In :
Humor
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Space videos:
https://videos.space.com/
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A diplomat
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 5, 2024,
In :
Humor
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-- Robert Frost
Website 4 the day:
Generative AI courses:
https://cloud.google.com/blog/topics/training-certifications/new-google-cloud-generative-ai-training-resources
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Kidnapped by mimes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024,
In :
Humor
I was kidnapped by mimes, and they did unspeakable things to me.
Website 4 the day:
Linux software:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/best-linux-software
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I do not seek
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
I do not seek. I find.
-- Pablo Picasso
Website 4 the day:
OECD data explorer:
https://data-explorer.oecd.org/
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Happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024,
In :
Humor
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
-- Ingrid Bergman
Website 4 the day:
Free PDF tools:
https://www.pdfzorro.com/
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Stand the heat
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
-- Harry Truman
Website 4 the day:
Addictive exploring:
https://www.darkroastedblend.com/
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Will attend second
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024,
In :
Humor
Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one.
-- Winston Churchill
Website 4 the day:
Science blogs:
https://scienceblogs.com/
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A new play
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024,
In :
Humor
I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play. Bring a friend — if you have one.
-- George Bernard Shar
Website 4 the day:
Watch the world change:
https://world.time.com/timelapse/
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A conclusion
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024,
In :
Humor
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.
-- John Adams
Website 4 the day:
This American life:
https://www.thisamericanlife.org/
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What to call a young bird?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024,
In :
Humor
If a grown turkey is called a gobbler, is a young bird called a goblet?
Website 4 the day:
Fun Linux commands:
https://www.howtogeek.com/fun-linux-commands/
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Americans and the right thing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024,
In :
Humor
Americans will always try to do the right thing — after they've tried everything else.
-- Angus King
Website 4 the day:
A simple game
https://www.foddy.net/2010/10/qwop/
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Hardly make ‘em anymore
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024,
In :
Humor
They don’t hardly make ‘em like Hubert anymore — but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.
-- Hunter S. Thompson
Website 4 the day:
Protect against misinformation:
https://mentalimmunityproject.org/
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If brains were dynamite
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024,
In :
Humor
If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
-- Kurt Vonnegut
Website 4 the day:
Data science cheatsheet:
https://github.com/ml874/Data-Science-Cheatsheet/blob/master/data-science-cheatsheet.pdf
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Give them hell
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
I don’t give them hell. I give them the truth and they think it’s hell.
-- Harry Truman
Website 4 the day:
US illegals:
https://www.migrationpolicy.org/data/unauthorized-immigrant-population/state/US
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The right answers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024,
In :
Philosophy
We shall never receive the right answers to our questions unless we ask the right questions.
-- Norbert Wiener
Website 4 the day:
Online therapy:
https://www.betterhelp.com/
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Keep children home
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 4, 2024,
In :
Humor
The best way to keep children home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere . . . and let the air out of the tires.
-- Dorothy Parker
Website 4 the day:
Fin a psychologist:
https://locator.apa.org/
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My grandpa's addiction
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023,
In :
Humor
My grandpa had an addiction to Viagra and no one is taking it harder than grandma.
Website 4 the day:
Are you paid fairly?
https://www.glassdoor.com/Salaries/index.htm
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I was a drunk
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023,
In :
Humor
I was a drunk, you have to be richer than I was to be an alcoholic.
-- Terry Pratchett
Website 4 the day:
Crossword puzzles:
https://www.boatloadpuzzles.com/playcrossword
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Both my wives
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023,
In :
Humor
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
-- Patrick Murray
Website 4 the day:
What to read next:
https://www.whatshouldireadnext.com/
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Tabloids
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023,
In :
Humor
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
-- Jerry Seinfeld
Website 4 the day:
Be online without being tracked:
https://duckduckgo.com/
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A filing cabinet
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023,
In :
Humor
A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically.
-- T. H. Thompson
Website 4 the day:
Online drawing:
https://kleki.com/
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A big-screen TV
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023,
In :
Humor
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.
-- Wendy Liebman
Website 4 the day:
One square minesweeper:
https://onesquareminesweeper.com/
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The odds
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023,
In :
Humor
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
-- Erma Bombeck
Website 4 the day:
Write upside down:
http://www.fliptext.org/
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My job as a masseuse
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023,
In :
Humor
I lost my job as a masseuse because I rub people the wrong way.
Website 4 the day:
Scale of the universe:
https://htwins.net/scale2/
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If you even dream
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.
-- Muhammad Ali
Website 4 the day:
Lego modeling:
https://www.mecabricks.com/en/
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Our relatives and friends
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
God gave us our relatives; thank god we can choose our friends.
-- Ethel Mumford
Website 4 the day:
Nailing jelly to a wall:
https://greem.co.uk/otherbits/jelly.html
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Everyone should be able
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023,
In :
Humor
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
-- Lemony Snicket
Website 4 the day:
Jigsaw puzzles:
https://www.dailyjigsawpuzzles.net/
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Asking advice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023,
In :
Humor
In all the thousands of times I have asked other people for advice, I never yet got the advice I wanted.
-- Wilkie Collins
Website 4 the day:
Watch grass grow:
https://www.watching-grass-grow.com/
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Morality
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Waste time with a cat:
https://procatinator.com/
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Innocence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 14, 2023,
In :
Humor
I don’t want to repeat my innocence. I want the pleasure of losing it again.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald
Website 4 the day:
Block websites and reclaim free time:
https://getcoldturkey.com/
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Used to race motorcycles
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023,
In :
Humor
I used to race motorcycles but gave it up. The motorcycles were faster.
Website 4 the day:
AI-powered resume:
https://resumegenius.com/
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I come from Des Moines
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023,
In :
Humor
I come from Des Moines. Somebody had to.
-- Bill Bryson
Website 4 the day:
What to read next:
https://www.whichbook.net/
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Hours passed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023,
In :
Humor
Hours passed, like a kidney stone.
-- T. Kingfisher
Website 4 the day:
Play games:
https://www.miniclip.com/
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How the dress looked
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023,
In :
Humor
The dress looked like it had been sown in a rage and put on in a tempest.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Benchmark your skill:
https://humanbenchmark.com/
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Build a man a fire
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023,
In :
Humor
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
-- Terry Pratchett
Website 4 the day:
Find a trial for a disease:
https://clinicaltrials.gov/
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When it's time
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023,
In :
Humor
When you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home.
-- Erma Bombeck
Website 4 the day:
Dancing robots:
https://roboboogie.codeclub.org.uk/
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Nobody's perfect
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023,
In :
Humor
Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.
-- Christopher Moore
Website 4 the day:
Virtual piano:
https://virtualpiano.net/https://virtualpiano.net/
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My wife is furious
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023,
In :
Humor
My wife is furious at our neighbor who sunbathes naked in her backyard. Personally, I am on the fence.
Website 4 the day:
Online jigsaw puzzles:
https://www.jigsawplanet.com/
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In the beginning ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023,
In :
Humor
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and is widely considered a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams
Website 4 the day:
Connect with top-rated designers:
https://dribbble.com/
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An inferiority complex
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023,
In :
Humor
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Color palettes for design:
https://colorhunt.co/
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Vegetarians
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023,
In :
Humor
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Ambient music and police radio:
http://youarelistening.to/
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It's wrong!
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023,
In :
Humor
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Tagpro game:
https://koalabeast.com/
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If defrocked, then ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023,
In :
Humor
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Running dogs:
https://www.omfgdogs.com/#
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Played a blank tape
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 13, 2023,
In :
Humor
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Build a Lost In Space robot:
https://www.b9robotbuildersclub.com/
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My salads are dry
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
My wife says my salads are on the "dry" side. It is something that needs addressing.
Website 4 the day:
Claude 2 AI API:
https://www.kdnuggets.com/getting-started-with-claude-2-api
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It's a small world
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Search world data:
https://worlddata.ai/
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70 MPH
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long.”
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
AI-generated images:
https://civitai.com/
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Half of all car accidents
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
Someone told me half of all car accidents happen within a mile of your house. So I moved.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Monospace font:
https://monaspace.githubnext.com/
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The Indy 500
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Find a random Amazon product or gift:
https://randomicle.com/
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Drugs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Download files:
https://www.downloadcrew.com/
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The switch
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
When I first moved into my house, there was a switch on the wall that didn't control the lights or anything. I'd just flick it up and down every once in a while. Then about a month later, I got a letter from a woman in Germany, saying, 'Cut it out.'
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Generative AI for beginners:
https://github.com/microsoft/generative-ai-for-beginners
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Linux in space
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
Astronauts use Linux because you can't have Windows in space.
Website 4 the day:
Generative AI fundamentals:
https://www.databricks.com/resources/learn/training/generative-ai-fundamentals
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Eagles may soar
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Introduction to Generative AI:
https://www.cloudskillsboost.google/paths/118
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In the grocery store
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies.” So I did.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Generative AI with Large Language Models:
https://www.coursera.org/learn/generative-ai-with-llms
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When I turned two
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Generative AI for everyone:
https://www.coursera.org/learn/generative-ai-for-everyone
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Almost a girlfriend
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
How to write Python code:
https://www.kdnuggets.com/how-to-write-efficient-python-code-a-tutorial-for-beginners
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Boycott shampoo!
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
Everything is coming your way
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Talk to Jesus:
https://textwith.me/jesus/
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An arrow
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
An arrow with no arrowhead is pointless.
Website 4 the day:
ChatGPT can now see, speak, and listen:
https://openai.com/blog/chatgpt-can-now-see-hear-and-speak
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Change is inevitable
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
Change is inevitable… except from vending machines.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Who killed JFK?
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/who-killed-jfk/id1714611578
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The gene pool
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
JFK facts:
https://jfkfacts.substack.com/
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A bank
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking,” but I don't have that much time.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
3D for everyone:
https://lumalabs.ai/
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How do you tell
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Ask anything:
https://www.perplexity.ai/
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The lion and the lamb
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
There may come a time when the lion and the lamb will lie down together, but I am still betting on the lion.
-- Henry Wheeler Shaw
Website 4 the day:
Search research papers:
https://typeset.io/
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Optimism
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears that this is true.
-- James Branch Cabell
Website 4 the day:
Music from text:
https://waveformer.replicate.dev/
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i before e
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
i before e except after c disproved by science.
Website 4 the day:
Controllable music generation:
https://huggingface.co/spaces/facebook/MusicGen
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When in doubt
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
When in doubt, tell the truth.
-- Samuel Clemens
Website 4 the day:
AI-powered writing tool:
https://textfx.withgoogle.com/
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The truth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The truth is the one thing that nobody will believe.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the day:
AI-driven 2D to 3D converter:
https://convert.leiapix.com/
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Mice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The mice voted to bell the cat.
-- Aesop
Website 4 the day:
Bring drawings to life:
https://sketch.metademolab.com/
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Too proud
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
We are too proud to fight.
-- Woodrow Wilson
Website 4 the day:
Free video editor:
https://www.capcut.com/
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Violence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Violence never settles anything.
-- Genghis Khan
Website 4 the day:
Run machine learning models:
v
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Dear Lord
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
Dear Lord, give me chastity and self-restraint . . . but not yet, O Lord, not yet!
-- Saint Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Upscale low-resolution images:
https://www.upscayl.org/#cloud
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The word incorrectly
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
The word incorrectly is spelled by every dictionary incorrectly.
Website 4 the day:
Text to image:
https://ideogram.ai/t/trending
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Vegetarianism
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
It is useless for sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion.
-- William Ralph Inge
Website 4 the day:
Words to images:
https://www.bing.com/create
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An honest man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
You can't cheat an honest man. He has to have larceny in his heart in the first place.
-- Claude William Dukenfield
Website 4 the day:
AI-based animation:
https://runwayml.com/
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One of those people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
-- H. H. Munro
Website 4 the day:
Free hosting:
https://freehosting.com/
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Why I work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.
-- H. L. Mencken
Website 4 the day:
Independent, non-partisan news:
https://www.readtangle.com/
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Forgive one's enemies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged.
-- Heinrich Heine
Website 4 the day:
Cross-platform machine-learning model accelerator:
https://onnxruntime.ai/
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Waking a tiger
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
In waking a tiger, use a long stick.
-- Mao Tse-Tung
Website 4 the day:
The Windows Ubuntu Operating System:
https://www.wubuntu.org/
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A bird didn't study
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
A bird didn't study for the test. He'll just wing it.
Website 4 the day:
Talk to your cat:
https://www.meowtalk.app/
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Whatever you do
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Whatever you do, you'll regret it.
-- Allan McLeod Gray
Website 4 the day:
Free GPT-4 (5 questions per 4 hours):
https://www.perplexity.ai/
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The punishment of God
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
I am the punishment of God…If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.
-- Genghis Khan
Website 4 the day:
Free machine learning courses:
https://sea.mashable.com/online-learning/28680/12-of-the-best-machine-learning-courses-you-can-take-online-for-free
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No protection is enough
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
If anyone wants to do it, no amount of protection is enough. All a man needs is a willingness to trade his life for mine.
-- John F. Kennedy
Website 4 the day:
Portable execution:
https://justine.lol/ape.html
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I met a man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...
-- Hughes Mearns
Website 4 the day:
Make LinkedIn posts private:
https://www.ngcareerstrategy.com/how-to-make-your-linkedin-posts-private
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This word
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Yes I've heard this word. I think sociopaths use it in an attempt to discredit the notion of empathy.
-- John Cleese
Website 4 the day:
News from all sides:
https://www.allsides.com/unbiased-balanced-news
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Half-full glass
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
The fastest browser:
https://thorium.rocks/
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A camel with no humps
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey!
Website 4 the day:
Free revolutionary war records:
https://www.familysearch.org/en/info/free-revolutionary-war-records
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Arguing with a person
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.
-- Thomas Paine
Website 4 the day:
AI for local hosts:
https://github.com/zenml-io/zenml
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Who are they?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Golfing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Samuel Clemens
Website 4 the day:
Learn about your system:
https://github.com/dylanaraps/neofetch
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Reality
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Reality has a well-known liberal bias.
-- Stephen Colbert
Website 4 the day:
Generate images using Google:
https://www.makeuseof.com/how-to-generate-ai-images-in-google-search
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Used to play sports
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything.
-- Demetri Martin
Website 4 the day:
Find better deals than Amazon:
https://www.wecultivate.us/
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A massage parlor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Cybercrime help:
https://fightcybercrime.org/
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Every machine
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.
Website 4 the day:
AI provides entertainment answers:
https://likewise.com/
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Erotic vs. pornography
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
Erotic is using a feather; pornography is using the entire chicken.
-- Robin Williams
Website 4 the day:
Units of measurement:
https://phrontistery.info/unit.html
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Authority
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence.
-- Leonardo da Vinci
Website 4 the day:
Institute for the Study of War:
https://www.understandingwar.org/
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Leadership
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
You do not lead by hitting people over the head -- that's assault, not leadership.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Website 4 the day:
Reasonably secure OS:
https://www.qubes-os.org/
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Politics is not a bad profession
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
-- Ronald Reagan
Website 4 the day:
Speed-read scientific papers:
https://www.semanticscholar.org/product/semantic-reader
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A fanatic
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
-- Winston Churchill
Website 4 the day:
Free oracle cloud:
https://www.oracle.com/cloud/free/
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A nice night
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
What a nice night for an evening.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
How to install Linux:
https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/linux/install
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Ex-Lax inventor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
Kitten trouble
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
The trouble with a kitten is that, eventually, it becomes a cat.
-- Ogden Nash
Website 4 the day:
Movie news:
https://www.inverse.com/
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Detergents
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains. A pretty violent image there. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with blood stains all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
-- Jerry Seinfeld
Website 4 the day:
AI images that pay:
https://limewire.com/
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Spot remover
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
I poured spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Remove yourself from data brokers:
https://permissionslipcr.com/
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Indifference to public affairs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.
-- Plato
Website 4 the day:
Commercial Tesla turbines:
https://www.testurenergy.com/
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A greatest joy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 4, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
A man’s greatest joy is crushing his enemies.
-- Genghis Khan
Website 4 the day:
Search engine for vintage computers:
http://frogfind.com/
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Busted a mirror
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 3, 2023,
In :
Humor
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
American politics:
https://ballotpedia.org/Main_Page
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Chicken salad
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
I made a chicken salad last night. Apparently, they prefer grain.
Website 4 the day:
Build web apps:
https://reflex.dev/
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Erase the past
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present.
-- Golda Meir
Website 4 the day:
Audio generative AI:
https://ai.meta.com/blog/audiocraft-musicgen-audiogen-encodec-generative-ai-audio/
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The past
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The past cannot be cured.
-- Queen Elizabeth I
Website 4 the day:
Generate AI sound samples for free:
https://samplab.com/text-to-sample
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Delay
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
You may delay, but time will not.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Fight Flash Fraud:
https://fight-flash-fraud.readthedocs.io/en/stable/
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Amnesia and deja vu
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time ... I think I've forgotten this before.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
AI-assisted presentation:
https://gamma.app/
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Words of our enemies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Website 4 the day:
AI-assisted presentation:
https://www.slidesai.io/
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Heart and soul
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process.
-- Vincent Van Gogh
Website 4 the day:
AI-assisted presentation:
https://tome.app/
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Water bill
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
My neighbor couldn't afford his water bill, so I got him a get well soon card.
Website 4 the day:
AI_assisted presentation:
https://www.presentations.ai/
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You sleep good?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Magic for beginners:
https://www.thesprucecrafts.com/magic-card-tricks-for-beginners-2267073
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A poem
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery
Website 4 the day:
Easy magic tricks:
https://www.thesprucecrafts.com/magic-card-tricks-for-beginners-2267073
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Easier
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.
-- Frederick Douglas
Website 4 the day:
Magic tricks for kids:
https://www.care.com/c/easy-magic-tricks-for-kids/
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Change
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.
-- Maya Angelou
Website 4 the day:
Watch movies for free:
https://www.yidio.com/movies
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Everything has beauty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
-- Confucius
Website 4 the day:
Password recovery:
https://hashcat.net/hashcat/
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Life is what happens
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.
-- John Lennon
Website 4 the day:
Marketing data, graphics, and analyses:
https://www.marketingcharts.com/
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The paint store
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
I went to the paint store to get thinner. It didn't work.
Website 4 the day:
AI-generated images:
https://www.fotor.com/images/create
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A penny for your thoughts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
AI-generated images:
https://picsart.com/ai-image-generator
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Don't have time to do it right
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?
-- John Wooden
Website 4 the day:
Windows terminal emulator:
https://conemu.github.io/
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Act of kindness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
-- Aesop
Website 4 the day:
Free music:
https://freepd.com/
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Instant coffee in a microwave
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
HDD/SDD: utility:
https://crystalmark.info/en/software/crystaldiskinfo/
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Escape the responsibility
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
Simple disk benchmark:
https://crystalmark.info/en/software/crystaldiskmark/
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Experience
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Experience is one time you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Find Windows devices and information:
https://devicehunt.com/
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Putting the cat out
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
I was asked to put the cat out but didn’t know it was on fire.
Website 4 the day:
Women travel with verified local women:
https://www.greether.com/
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Opportunities
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them.
-- William Arthur Ward
Website 4 the day:
Earthquake monitor:
https://www.allquakes.com/earthquake-monitor.html
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Knowledge vs. wisdom
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
-- Alfred Lord Tennyson
Website 4 the day:
Repair Windows:
https://windows-repair-toolbox.com/
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A shade tree
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.
-- Warren Buffett
Website 4 the day:
Tweak Windows:
https://www.tweaking.com/
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A sand box
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Magical video editing:
https://magic-edit.github.io/
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The fury
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Be the fury of a patient man.
-- John Dryden
Website 4 the day:
Encrypt Gmail messages:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/send-confidential-emails-gmail
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Happenings
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen.
-- Michael Jordan
Website 4 the day:
Forth on a TRX-80: X32
https://www.my-trs-80.com/#!runFile=xHNZeLu3X6tLVA4FoE
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A vanilla soy latte
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
A vanilla soy latte is a type of 3-bean soup.
Website 4 the day:
Python code to speak with chatbots:
https://github.com/minimaxir/simpleaichat
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Can't convince
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman
Website 4 the day:
Generative AI speech synthesis:
https://elevenlabs.io/
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Life is simple
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
-- Confucius
Website 4 the day:
Kid-friendly AI chatbot:
https://www.pinwheel.com/gpt
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Toward the sunshine
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you.
-- Walt Whitman
Website 4 the day:
AI photo enhancer:
https://www.myheritage.com/reimagine
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Hang together
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
We must, indeed, all hang together or, most assuredly, we shall all hang separately.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Programmers 2D modeling:
https://openscad.org/
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No fool
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.
-- Jim Elliot
Website 4 the day:
PDF tasks made easy:
https://www.pdfgear.com/
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Thinking about a thing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you'll never get it done..
-- Bruce Lee
Website 4 the day:
Log in with a USB stick:
https://usblogon.quadsoft.org/en/
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Incontinence hotline
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
I called the incontinence hotline, and they asked me to hold.
Website 4 the day:
AI-generated images:
https://ideogram.ai/
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Walking down the street
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Storytelling and presentation:
https://tome.app/
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Eliminate the impossible
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable,must be the truth.
-- Arthur Conan Dyle
Website 4 the day:
UnGoogled Chromium:
https://github.com/ungoogled-software/ungoogled-chromium
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The new day
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
Website 4 the day:
Find vegan food:
https://www.happycow.net/
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Investment in knowledge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Still more vegan recipes:
https://woonheng.com/
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Somewhere else
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
-- E. B. White
Website 4 the day:
More vegan recipes:
https://heartofabaker.com/
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The reward
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The reward for work well done is the opportunity to do more.
-- Jonas Salk
Website 4 the day:
Vegan recipes:
https://www.rabbitandwolves.com/
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Bacon and eggs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
Bacon and eggs go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve breakfast here."
Website 4 the day:
DNS lookup:
https://mxtoolbox.com/DnsLookup.aspx
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Youth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the day:
Compress MP4's:
https://www.veed.io/new
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Batteries
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Windows control center:
https://www.kls-soft.com/wscc/
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Accomplishments
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry S. Truman
Website 4 the day:
Free AI stock images:
https://www.stockai.com/
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Drive-in banks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.
-- E. Joseph Cossman
Website 4 the day:
See somewhere in the world:
https://www.window-swap.com/Window
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I'm happy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
I'm happy to report that my inner child is still ageless.
-- James Broughton
Website 4 the day:
Odd stories:
https://www.oddee.com/
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A general store
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Send a message to your future self:
https://www.futureme.org/letters/new
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Embracing mistakes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes, so she hugged me.
Website 4 the day:
Anonymous company reviews:
https://www.teamblind.com/
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Luxuries and necessities
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
Website 4 the day:
Emoji kitchen:
https://emoji.supply/kitchen/
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GM vs. computers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG.
-- Bill Gates
Website 4 the day:
Free online courses from Raspberry Pi Foundation:
https://www.edx.org/school/raspberrypifoundation
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Be happy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
Free ebooks:
https://www.feedbooks.com/
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The teacher
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Experience is the teacher of all things.
-- Julius Caesar
Website 4 the day:
Diagram from anywhere:
https://nulab.com/cacoo/
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Life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser
-- John W., Gardner
Website 4 the day:
DuckDB database:
https://motherduck.com/
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Shouldn't work out
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 5, 2023,
In :
Humor
My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, "All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you."
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
AI artwork:
https://www.bluewillow.ai/
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Procrastination
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Humor
My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate. I told them, “Just you wait!”
Website 4 the day:
Open medical reports:
https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamanetworkopen
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Why coffee
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Humor
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
-- Lewis Black
Website 4 the day:
Criterion testing framework:
https://criterion.readthedocs.io/en/master/
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When to laugh
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
A good time to laugh is any time you can.
-- Linda Ellerbee
Website 4 the day:
Free TV stations and movies:
https://localnow.com/
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A good laugh
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
A good laugh is a mighty good thing, a rather too scarce a good thing.
-- Herman Melville
Website 4 the day:
Chat with an image:
https://www.chooch.com/imagechat/
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The destination
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
I made up my mind not to care so much about the destination, and simply enjoy the journey.
-- David Archuleta
Website 4 the day:
Adobe photo editor:
https://www.adobe.com/products/photoshop-express.html
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Today!
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Each morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most.
-- Buddha
Website 4 the day:
Adobe drawing and painting:
https://www.adobe.com/products/fresco.html
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Today, tomorrow, and yesterday
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Live for today, hope for tomorrow. And forget about yesterday.
--Grant Ngobean
Website 4 the day:
Microsoft Journal:
https://apps.microsoft.com/store/detail/microsoft-journal/9N318R854RHH
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Into the cistern
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
Why did the man fall into the cistern? He couldn’t see that well.
Website 4 the day:
Microsoft font maker:
https://apps.microsoft.com/store/detail/microsoft-font-maker/9N9209F8S3VC
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Why wait?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
If you spend your whole life waiting for the storm, you'll never enjoy the sunshine.
-- Morris West
Website 4 the day:
Free circuit simulator:
http://qucsstudio.de/
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Unplug
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes...including you.
-- Anne Lamott
Website 4 the day:
Free player and recorder:
https://audials.com/en/apps/audials-play-windows
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In this age
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
In this age of getting what you want and getting it now, the simple pleasure of browsing is often forgotten.
-- Tom Hodgkinson
Website 4 the day:
Free taskbar customizer:
https://www.ashampoo.com/en-us/taskbar-customizer
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Who is rich?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
That man is rich whose pleasures are the cheapest.
-- Hanry David Thoreau
Website 4 the day:
Free audio recorder:
https://www.ashampoo.com/en-us/audio-recorder-free
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The great science
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The great science to live happily is to live in the present.
-- Pythagoras
Website 4 the day:
Free photo anonymizer:
https://www.ascompsoftware.com/en/products/photoanonymizer
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Saddest summary
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions: could have, might have, and should have.
-- Louis E. Boone
Website 4 the day:
Free alarm/timer for Windows:
https://www.ascompsoftware.com/en/products/concenturio/
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Fisherman to magician
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Humor
What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod.”
Website 4 the day:
Free video converter:
https://www.aiseesoft.com/mac-media-player-for-free
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A big canvas
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint you can on it.
-- Danny Kaye
Website 4 the day:
Free media player:
https://www.aiseesoft.com/mac-media-player-for-free
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Seeking storms
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Stop seeking out the storms and enjoy more fully the sunlight.
-- Gordon B. Hinckley
Website 4 the day:
Boot multiple operating systems:
https://netboot.xyz/
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The secret of life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time.
-- James Taylor
Website 4 the day:
Windows tools on a USB:
https://medicatusb.com/
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Happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Happiness is a choice, a repetitive one.
-- Akilnathan Logeswaran
Website 4 the day:
WizTree faster than WinDirStat:
https://diskanalyzer.com/
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What to do
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Do anything, but let it produce joy.
-- Walt Whitman
Website 4 the day:
Wintoys:
https://apps.microsoft.com/store/detail/wintoys/9P8LTPGCBZXD
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Waiting
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness.
-- Abhysheq Shukla
Website 4 the day:
Stripboard designer:
https://diy-fever.com/software/diylc/
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Bus station vs. lobster
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Humor
What's the difference between an old public transit stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Website 4 the day:
AI-generated images:
https://stability.ai/blog/sdxl-09-stable-diffusion
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Insomnia
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Humor
His insomnia was so bad that he could not sleep during office hours.
-- Arthur Baer
Website 4 the day:
Typing metrics:
https://monkeytype.com/
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Customers are like teeth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Customers are like teeth. Ignore them and they'll go away.
-- Jerry Flanagan
Website 4 the day:
Free on Craigslist:
https://www.prospector.cz/
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My sales objective
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
My sales objective is to get my prospects to look at my products the same way I look at bacon.
-- Kurt Mortensen
Website 4 the day:
Android apps:
https://www.apkmirror.com/
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Sitting to success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Humor
The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.
-- Sarah Brown
Website 4 the day:
Load APK files on Windows:
https://apps.microsoft.com/store/detail/wsa-sideloader-apk-installer/9NMFSJB25QJR
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Behind every successful man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Humor
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the day:
Run Androids APKs on Windows:
https://apps.microsoft.com/store/detail/amazon-appstore/9NJHK44TTKSX
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Most people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
-- Bertrand Russell
Website 4 the day:
Image forensics:
https://fotoforensics.com/
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He said ... I said
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Humor
When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up and said, “You missed work yesterday, didn’t you?” I said, “No, not particularly.
Website 4 the day:
Libcurl examples:
https://curl.se/libcurl/c/example.html
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Free speech
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Some people's idea of free speech is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone says anything back, that is an outrage.
-- Winston Churchill
Website 4 the day:
Easy internet access:
https://curl.se/libcurl/c/libcurl-easy.html
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Convincing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't know you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him someone to look down on and he'll empty his pockets for you.
-- Lyndon B. Johnson
Website 4 the day:
Excel formulas:
https://formulabot.com/
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Accuse the other
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Accuse the other of that which you are guilty.
-- Joseph Goebbels
Website 4 the day:
Build a website with AI with Framer:
https://www.framer.com/ai
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Winning arguments
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.
-- Bill Murray
Website 4 the day:
Open-source generative AI:
https://h2o.ai/
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Science
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Planes fly. Cars drive. Computers compute. If you base medicine on science, you cure people. If you base the design of planes on science, they fly. If you base the design of rockets on science, they reach the moon. It works... bitches.
-- Richard Dawkins
Website 4 the day:
Chain Large Language Model requests:
https://github.com/hwchase17/langchain
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Where is your name?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 30, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you’re rich. If your name is on your desk, you’re middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you’re poor.
-- Rich Hall
Website 4 the day:
Free Python for ML course:
https://go.coursesfromnick.com/python
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A Gregorian monk
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Humor
I wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but I didn't have the chants.
Website 4 the day:
Build PCs with AI:
https://www.flux.ai/p
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Sign of success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Humor
In America, one sure sign of success is the presence of an unnecessary waterfall in a person’s yard.
-- Demetri Martin
Website 4 the day:
AI writing assistant:
https://www.hyperwriteai.com/
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Incredibly impatient
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Humor
Americans are incredibly impatient. Someone once said that the shortest period of time in America is the time between when the light turns green and when you hear the first horn honk.
-- Jim Rohn
Website 4 the day:
AI datasets:
https://huggingface.co/
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Doctors and lawyers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov
Website 4 the day:
Create some sound:
https://www.maxlaumeister.com/tonematrix/
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Incapable of learning
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Humor
Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Free, fast video interpolation:
https://nmkd.itch.io/flowframes
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One tequila
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Humor
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Video interpolation:
https://nmkd.itch.io/flowframes
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A second opinion
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Humor
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Reproducible Linux builds:
https://nixos.org/
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My recliner
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Humor
My recliner and I go way back
Website 4 the day:
Test regex strings:
https://regex101.com/
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The size of the dog in the fight
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Humor
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the dog’s owner – and the distance you are from your car.
-- Demetri Martin
Website 4 the day:
Project management presentation template:
https://pptmon.com/project-management/
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Scottish cuisine
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Humor
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
-- Mike Myers
Website 4 the day:
AI writer:
https://writesonic.com/
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Church choir
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Humor
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
-- Fred Allen
Website 4 the day:
Improve reverse engineering skills:
https://crackmes.one/
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We can disagree
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist.
-- James Baldwin
Website 4 the day:
Reverse engineering:
https://ghidra-sre.org/
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A goldfish
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Humor
Buying your kid a goldfish is a great way to teach them about responsibility for 24-36 hours.
-- Conan O'Brien
Website 4 the day:
Create 3D animations:
https://mobile-www.deepmotion.com/
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The cure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
-- Dorothy Parker
Website 4 the day:
AI videos:
https://wave.video/
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Lubrication
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Humor
To find books on lubrication, the librarian directed me to the non-friction section.
Website 4 the day:
AI videos:
https://invideo.io/
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Laughter
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
-- Lord Byron
Website 4 the day:
Appreciate clouds:
https://cloudappreciationsociety.org/
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Opportunities
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
If at first you don’t succeed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Humor
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Learning with Texts:
https://sourceforge.net/projects/learning-with-texts/
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Breaking rules
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
If you want to break the rules of grammar, first learn the rules of grammar.
-- Kurt Vonnegut
Website 4 the day:
New monospaced font:
https://dtinth.github.io/comic-mono-font/
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If at first you don’t succeed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
If at first you don’t succeed, try hard work.
-- William Feather
Website 4 the day:
Web scraper:
https://www.parsehub.com/
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To rise
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
In order to rise From its own ashes A phoenix First Must Burn.
-- Octavia Butler
Website 4 the day:
Engineer's Mini Notebook:
https://archive.org/details/electronics_-_Forrest_Mims-engineers_mini-notebook_555_timer_circuits_radio_sha
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On my shopping list
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Humor
I put ketchup on my shopping list, and now I can't read it.
Website 4 the day:
Build the web you want:
https://astro.build/
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When?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
When was the last time you did something for the first time?
-- John C. Maxwell
Website 4 the day:
Orca challenger to ChatGPT:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2306.02707.pdf
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How to win
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
You can’t win unless you first begin. So start now.
-- Robin S. Sharma
Website 4 the day:
Microsoft wallpapers:
https://wallpapers.microsoft.design/
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The successful man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with his business before his competitors do.
-- Roy L. Smith
Website 4 the day:
AI-generated voice:
https://murf.ai/
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Monday
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Humor
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
AI art images:
https://prompthero.com/
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A successful man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.
-- David Brinkley
Website 4 the day:
Instagram AI automation:
https://www.socialstudio.ai/
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Never try to teach a pig to sing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 1, 2023,
In :
Humor
Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Website 4 the day:
Bitwarden password manager:
https://bitwarden.com/
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My dream job
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Humor
My dream job is getting paid to sleep.
Website 4 the day:
Visual design of images:
https://www.cutout.pro/
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The best things
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Humor
The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive.
-- Coco Chanel
Website 4 the day:
Phone lookup
https://www.numlookup.com/
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A 4 letter word
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!
-- Jeffrey Gitomer
Website 4 the day:
AI image generation:
https://stablediffusionweb.com/
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Out of order
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.
-- Joe Girard
Website 4 the day:
GPT3 alternative to ChatGPT:
https://beta.openai.com/playground
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Lost time
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Lost time is never found again.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Work-life law:
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Don't ask
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Humor
A bore is the kind of man who, when you ask him how he is, he tells you.
-- Channing Pollock
Website 4 the day:
Free partition manager:
https://gparted.org/
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Care about the world
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Humor
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.
-- Stephen Colbert
Website 4 the day:
Ringtones:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/free-ringtones-that-sound-like-real-phones/
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Broken can opener
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Humor
My can opener broke. Now it's a can't opener.
Website 4 the day:
Make a logo and a website:
https://myraah.io/
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Sober vs. drunk
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Humor
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
-- Ernest Hemingway
Website 4 the day:
Text to an image:
https://replicate.com/pixray/text2image
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When you're 80
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Humor
By the time you’re 80 years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
-- George Burns
Website 4 the day:
Text to image:
https://deepai.org/machine-learning-model/text2img
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Just don't ask
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Humor
The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Serverless web hosting:
https://www.drv.tw/
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Sanity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Humor
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.
-- Rita Mae Brown
Website 4 the day:
AI images:
https://dreamstudio.ai/
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Man's best friend
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Humor
The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
-- Doug Larson
Website 4 the day:
Text to speech:
https://bigspeak.ai/
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Talking dogs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Humor
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one.
-- Andrew A. Rooney
Website 4 the day:
Free screenshot tool:
https://getsharex.com/
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Automatic doors
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
I can't handle automatic doors.
Website 4 the day:
Eliza AI therapy:
https://web.njit.edu/~ronkowit/eliza.html
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2 travel classes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Humor
There are two classes of travel—first class and with children.
-- Robert Benchley
Website 4 the day:
Archii AI therapy:
https://em.archii.io/login
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Kind to your children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Humor
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.
-- Dennis Miller
Website 4 the day:
Transcribe and search voice conversations:
https://fireflies.ai/
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Criticize your spouse
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Humor
Never criticize your spouse’s faults; if it weren’t for them, your mate might have found someone better than you.
-- Jay Trachman
Website 4 the day:
Use Chatgpt inside Excel:
https://numerous.ai/
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Genuine courage
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Humor
If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.
-- Douglas Coupland
Website 4 the day:
Block websites on Chrome:
https://blocksite.co/
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Fall in love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Maker shops near you:
https://makerbook.io/
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Every morning
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Humor
I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
DarkBERT: A Language Model for the Dark Internet:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2305.08596.pdf
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Won't work with compost
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Humor
I refused to work with compost because it is degrading.
Website 4 the day:
Redesign your room:
https://www.roomgpt.io/
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At my age
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Humor
People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.
-- Betty White
Website 4 the day:
Tenet hacks:
telnet telehack.com
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Don’t wait
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Don’t wait for opportunity. Create it.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the day:
Identify birds in your backyard:
https://merlin.allaboutbirds.org/
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The world go round
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
-- Franklin P. Jones
Website 4 the day:
SVG backgrounds:
https://www.svgbackgrounds.com/
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You
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
You are your own soulmate.
-- Rupi Kaur
Website 4 the day:
GPT for all:
https://gpt4all.io/index.html
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It’s not possible
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
For every reason that it’s not possible, there are hundreds of people who have faced the same circumstances and succeeded.
-- Jack Canfield
Website 4 the day:
Bypass TPM and Secure Boot Requirements in Windows 11:
https://www.makeuseof.com/rufus-bypass-tpm-secure-boot-requirements-windows-11
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Our future now
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Let us make our future now, and let us make our dreams tomorrow’s reality.
-- Malala Yousafzai
Website 4 the day:
AI assistant:
https://www.anthropic.com/product
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Jailed musicians
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Humor
Jailed musicians anxiously await their next release.
Website 4 the day:
Lighting displays:
https://xlights.org/
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The grandest vision
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Create the highest, grandest vision possible for your life, because you become what you believe.
-- Oprah Winfrey
Website 4 the day:
Find a protein:
https://www.fpbase.org/
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Happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open.
-- John Barrymore
Website 4 the day:
Cross-platform app development with .Net:
https://dotnet.microsoft.com/en-us/
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Like riding a bicycle
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Cross-platform app with no code:
https://www.appypie.com/
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1,440 minutes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
-- Les Brown
Website 4 the day:
Cross-platform app development:
https://ionicframework.com/
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Advice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Stay hungry. Stay foolish.
-- Steve Jobs
Website 4 the day:
Virtual Reality of California State parks:
https://www.parks.ca.gov/NewsRelease/1178
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Being a liar
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The problem with being a liar is that you never believe anyone else.
-- Chloe Thurlow
Website 4 the day:
Cute QR codes:
https://qrbtf.com/
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An elephant fly
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
How do you make an elephant fly? You start with a 4-foot zipper.
Website 4 the day:
Social highlighter:
https://glasp.co/
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No stone
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Leave no stone unturned.
-- Euripides
Website 4 the day:
Yet another AI:
https://chat.forefront.ai/
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Keep going
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Must be pressure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
No pressure, no diamonds.
-- Thomas Carlyle
Website 4 the day:
Control CPU usage by process:
https://www.donationcoder.com/software/mouser/popular-apps/process-tamer
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Screw it
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Screw it, let’s do it.
-- Richard Branson
Website 4 the day:
AI-powered task management:
https://github.com/yoheinakajima/babyagi
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Seek
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Seek the seeker.
-- Ramana Maharshi
Website 4 the day:
The fight against misinformation:
https://www.newsguardtech.com/
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The wisest mind
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The wisest mind has something yet to learn.
-- George Santayana
Website 4 the day:
Scalable animations:
https://lottiefiles.com/
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My relationship
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks.
Website 4 the day:
Emotional spoilers:
https://www.doesthedogdie.com/
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Each day
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Each day provides its own gifts.
-- Marcus Aurelius
Website 4 the day:
Image search:
https://anything.io/everything
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Impossible
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
It always seems impossible until it is done.
-- Nelson Mandela
Website 4 the day:
Autonomous AI agents:
https://agentgpt.reworkd.ai/
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Choose hope
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Once you choose hope, anything’s possible.
-- Christopher Reeve
Website 4 the day:
Build an AI app:
https://ora.sh/
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Start each day
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Start each day with a positive thought and a grateful heart.
-- Roy T. Bennett
Website 4 the day:
Automatic AI prompts:
https://autogpt.net/
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A good loser
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
Show me a man who is a good loser, and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
-- Jim Murray
Website 4 the day:
Start a business:
https://gumroad.com/
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A funny feeling
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 1, 2023,
In :
Humor
It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children.
-- Alan Alda
Website 4 the day:
An AI assistant:
https://www.meetcody.ai/
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Electricians
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 1, 2023,
In :
Humor
Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
Website 4 the day:
CatGPT:
https://cat-gpt.com/
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Yardstick Monday
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 1, 2023,
In :
Humor
Monday is the yardstick against which all that is unpleasant is measured.
-- Lou Brutus
Website 4 the day:
Jasper for social media:
https://www.jasper.ai/
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Speaking
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 1, 2023,
In :
Humor
I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.
-- Jane Austen
Website 4 the day:
Build an app:
https://www.bravostudio.app/
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The post office
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 1, 2023,
In :
Humor
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
-- Johnny Carson
Website 4 the day:
Build an app:
https://swiftspeedappcreator.com/
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Sarcasm and compassion
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 1, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Sarcasm and compassion are two of the qualities that make life on Earth tolerable.
-- Nick Hornby
Website 4 the day:
Center for Public Integrity:
https://publicintegrity.org/
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Center of the universe
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 1, 2023,
In :
Humor
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.
-- Bernard Bailey
Website 4 the day:
Open source for video recording and live streaming:
https://obsproject.com/
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On your mind
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 1, 2023,
In :
Humor
What’s on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
-- Fred Allen
Website 4 the day:
Decentralized communication:
https://github.com/balzack/databag
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Skunks in the backyard
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 31, 2023,
In :
Humor
Skunks in the backyard are nothing to sniff at.
Website 4 the day:
Wiki software to organize and store information:
https://www.bookstackapp.com/
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Creating man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 31, 2023,
In :
Humor
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
AI chat:
https://huggingface.co/
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A parent
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 31, 2023,
In :
Humor
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine
Website 4 the day:
Prototype and test your design:
https://github.com/KlausSchaefers/quant-ux
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Make a noise
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 31, 2023,
In :
Humor
If you must make a noise, make it quietly.
-- Oliver Hardy
Website 4 the day:
Find out if someone opens a file, directory or other:
https://canarytokens.org/generate
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The family skeleton
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 31, 2023,
In :
Humor
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the day:
Trilium note-taking ap:
https://github.com/zadam/trilium
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Partly great
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 31, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
I’d rather be partly great than entirely useless.
-- Neal Shusterman
Website 4 the day:
Quite OK audio format:
https://qoaformat.org/
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Crisis
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 31, 2023,
In :
Humor
A crisis is a terrible thing to waste.
-- Paul Romer
Website 4 the day:
Talk from an AI (type to it):
https://heypi.com/talk
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Measuring puns
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023,
In :
Humor
To measure puns you need a sighsmograph.
Website 4 the day:
Colorize photos:
https://palette.fm/
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Whatever you do
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Whatever you do, do with all your might.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero
Website 4 the day:
Search the Dark Web with Tor:
http://searx3aolosaf3urwnhpynlhuokqsgz47si4pzz5hvb7uuzyjncl2tid.onion/
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Twice armed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
We are twice armed if we fight with faith.
-- Plato
Website 4 the day:
The Zig language:
https://ziglang.org/
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Hard work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Hard work keeps the wrinkles out of the mind and spirit.
-- Helena Rubinstein
Website 4 the day:
Convert Webp to Png:
https://www.techgenyz.com/2023/01/25/how-to-convert-webp-to-png-for-free/
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Truly happy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour.
-- Sir James Jean
Website 4 the day:
Free TV:
https://airy.tv/
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Walls
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Every wall is a door.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Website 4 the day:
Remove watermarks:
https://www.watermarkremover.io/
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Live life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Live life to the fullest and focus on the positive.
-- Matt Cameron
Website 4 the day:
Word's transcription tool:
https://www.laptopmag.com/how-to/transcribe-audio-recordings-microsoft-word
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Do not carpet the steps
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023,
In :
Humor
Told my carpenter not to carpet my steps, and he gave me a blank stair.
Website 4 the day:
Free online college courses:
https://academicearth.org/
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True success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The true success is the person who invented himself.
-- Al Goldstein
Website 4 the day:
Nutrition and supplement information:
https://examine.com/
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Move
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Let him that would move the world first move himself.
-- Socrates
Website 4 the day:
Online game:
https://ncase.itch.io/wbwwb
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Think you can
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
You can if you think you can.
-- George Reeves
Website 4 the day:
Roots tech video library:
https://www.familysearch.org/en/rootstech/library
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Life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Love the life you live. Live the life you love.
-- Bob Marley
Website 4 the day:
Free TV:
https://www.contv.com/
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Make a difference
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.
-- Ellen DeGeneres
Website 4 the day:
Python tutorials:
https://holypython.com/
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Anything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Positive anything is better than negative nothing.
-- Elbert Hubbard
Website 4 the day:
Free anonymous email via Mail2Tor (use Tor):
http://mail2torjgmxgexntbrmhvgluavhj7ouul5yar6ylbvjkxwqf6ixkwyd.onion/
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Shared my feelings
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023,
In :
Humor
Shared my feelings with my fish, but he's being koi.
Website 4 the day:
Darknet searches via haystak (use Tor):
http://haystak5njsmn2hqkewecpaxetahtwhsbsa64jom2k22z5afxhnpxfid.onion/
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Success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Success doesn’t just find you. You have to go out and get it.
-- Marva Collins
Website 4 the day:
Free AI:
https://chat.colossalai.org/
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Opportunity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
-- Milton Berle
Website 4 the day:
Find archived documents:
https://archive.ph/
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Imperfection
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Imperfection is a form of freedom.
-- Anh Ngo
Website 4 the day:
Search government archives:
https://aad.archives.gov/aad/
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The past
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The past does not equal the future.
-- Tony Robbins
Website 4 the day:
Image creation with Bing:
https://www.bing.com/create
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No one is perfect
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
No one is perfect -- that’s why pencils have erasers.
– Wolfgang Riebe
Website 4 the day:
Kill errant programs on a PC:
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/download/rkill/
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Success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 9, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Success is the child of audacity.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
Website 4 the day:
Over 3,000 free calculators:
https://www.omnicalculator.com/
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Change the world
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 5, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.
-- Rob Siltanen
Website 4 the day:
Annie, a ChatGPT voice-response system:
(640)-225-5726
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Rulers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 2, 2023,
In :
Humor
12-inch rulers are not being made any longer.
Website 4 the day:
Celebrity book recommendations:
https://ultimatebooklist.com/
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You
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 2, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
You are your own soulmate.
-- Rupi Kaur
Website 4 the day:
Complete user management:
https://clerk.com/
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Control freak
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 2, 2023,
In :
Humor
Does my wife think I’m a control freak? I haven’t decided yet.
-- Stewart Francis
Website 4 the day:
Serverless MySQL platform:
https://planetscale.com/
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The best policy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 2, 2023,
In :
Humor
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Voice AI:
https://beta.elevenlabs.io/Babyagi
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Birthday cake
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 2, 2023,
In :
Humor
My father drank so heavily, when he blew on the birthday cake he lit the candles.
-- Les Dawson
Website 4 the day:
Check if a website is a scam:
https://www.scamvoid.net/
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Affair of the heart
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 2, 2023,
In :
Humor
Don’t talk to me about Valentine’s Day. At my age, an affair of the heart is a bypass.
-- Joan Rivers
Website 4 the day:
3D for everyone:
https://lumalabs.ai/
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My family tree
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 2, 2023,
In :
Humor
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
360° worlds:
https://www.blockadelabs.com/
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Animal testing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023,
In :
Humor
Animal testing is a terrible idea because they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Website 4 the day:
Build Android apps:
https://appsgeyser.com/
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We make ourselves
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
We either make ourselves miserable or make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.
-- Carols Castaneda
Website 4 the day:
Build Android and IOS apps:
https://www.andromo.com/
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Achieving goals
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.
-- Zig Ziglar
Website 4 the day:
Find your doppleganger:
https://opengameart.org/
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Success and failure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
-- Winston Churchill
Website 4 the day:
What is today?
https://nationaltoday.com/
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Bad and good news
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.
-- Michael Altshuler
Website 4 the day:
Edit screenshots:
https://shots.so/
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Shoot for the moon
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.
-- Les Brown
Website 4 the day:
Free barcode generator:
https://barcode.tec-it.com/en/UPCA
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Add insult to injury
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023,
In :
Humor
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.
Website 4 the day:
High-performance Python compiler:
https://github.com/exaloop/codon
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Get started
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
-- Walt Disney
Website 4 the day:
Image-to-text:
https://capture2text.sourceforge.net/
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Chop your own wood
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Chop your own wood and it will warm you twice.
-- Henry Ford
Website 4 the day:
Use the browser as the front end for Python
https://nicegui.io/
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Failure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Failure is success if we learn from it.
-- Malcolm Forbes
Website 4 the day:
Image search:
https://pimeyes.com/en
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The apology
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
-- R. Brault
Website 4 the day:
Free VPN:
https://www.hotspotshield.com/
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One day
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
One day the people that don’t even believe in you will tell everyone how they met you.
-- Johnny Depp
Website 4 the day:
Free proxy:
https://www.filterbypass.me/
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Your life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
-- Oprah Winfrey
Website 4 the day:
Years of web page data:
https://commoncrawl.org/
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A wheat field
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023,
In :
Humor
I looked at a picture of a wheat field. It was grainy.
Website 4 the day:
Windows automation:
https://www.tinytask.net/
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New possibilities
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
When we are open to new possibilities, we find them. Be open and skeptical of everything.
-- Todd Kashdan
Website 4 the day:
Generative storytelling:
https://beta.tome.app/
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Rainbows
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
-- Dolly Parton
Website 4 the day:
Extract data from websites:
https://www.browse.ai/
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Success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Success is the sum of small efforts repeated day in and day out.
-- Robert Collier
Website 4 the day:
AI help to find trending content:
https://www.viralviews.co/
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Problems
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
-- Robert H. Schuller
Website 4 the day:
Write Faster With AI:
https://www.compose.ai/
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The good life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The good life is a process, not a state of being. It is a direction, not a destination.
-- Carl Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Find anything you’ve seen, said, or heard:
https://www.rewind.ai/
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Normality
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 4, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Normality is a paved road: it’s comfortable to walk but no flowers grow.
-- Vicent van Gogh
Website 4 the day:
Game asset creation:
https://leonardo.ai/
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Killed by wild pigs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 31, 2023,
In :
Humor
A friend was killed by wild pigs. He was boared to death.
Website 4 the day:
Tron script to save old PCs
https://www.makeuseof.com/old-windows-pc-usable-tron-script/
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Embrace
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 31, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Embrace the glorious mess that you are.
-- Elizabeth Gilbert
Website 4 the day:
Collaborative tool:
https://www.figma.com/
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Nothing lasts forever
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 31, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing lasts forever but at least we got these memories.
-- J. Cole
Website 4 the day:
Another website checker:
https://www.psafe.com/dfndr-lab/
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Limitations
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 31, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
All limitations are self-imposed.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes
Website 4 the day:
Is a website safe?
https://transparencyreport.google.com/safe-browsing/search
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Plant trees
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 31, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
-- Nelson Henderson
Website 4 the day:
Upscale photos:
https://github.com/upscayl/upscayl
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Meaning of life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 31, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The meaning of life is to give life meaning.
-- Ken Hudgins
Website 4 the day:
Radio for the blind:
https://www.wrbh.org/
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Nothing to lose
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 31, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
I have nothing to lose but something to gain.
-- Eminem
Website 4 the day:
Low code app development:
phttps://debuild.app//
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An archaeologist's life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 29, 2023,
In :
Humor
An archaeologist's life is in ruins.
Website 4 the day:
Trainable machine:
https://teachablemachine.withgoogle.com/
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Success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 29, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Success is a journey, not a destination.
-- Ben Sweetland
Website 4 the day:
Video production:
https://www.blackmagicdesign.com/products/davinciresolve
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Being happy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 29, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Being happy never goes out of style.
-- Lilly Pulitzer
Website 4 the day:
Convert video to JPG:
https://www.onlineconverter.com/video-to-jpg
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What we think
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 29, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
What we think, we become.
-- Buddha
Website 4 the day:
Images from video:
https://paulglagla.com/en/imagegrab-2/
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Happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 29, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Happiness depends upon ourselves.
-- Aristotle
Website 4 the day:
Excel formulas:
https://excelformulabot.com/
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Change the world
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 29, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Change the world by being yourself.
-- Amy Poehler
Website 4 the day:
Free VPN:
https://atlasvpn.com/free-vpn
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Words fail
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 29, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
When words fail, music speaks.
-- William Shakespeare
Website 4 the day:
Bring photos to life:
https://avatarify.ai/
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Delivered by stork
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
Website 4 the day:
N digits of Pi:
https://arxiv.org/ftp/arxiv/papers/2201/2201.12601.pdf
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What you do
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
People don't buy what you do, they buy why you do it.
-- Simon Sinek
Website 4 the day:
AI generative storytelling:
https://beta.tome.app/
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Less is more
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Less is more. Keeping it simple takes time and effort.
-- Jeff Bullas
Website 4 the day:
AI video creation:
https://pictory.ai/
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Aim at nothing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
If you aim at nothing, you will hit it every time.
-- Zig Ziglar
Website 4 the day:
AI content creation:
https://runwayml.com/
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Cost of being wrong
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The cost of being wrong is less than the cost of doing nothing.
-- Seth Godin
Website 4 the day:
AI data extraction from any website:
https://www.browse.ai/
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Failure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Failure is an option.
-- Matthew Schwartz
Website 4 the day:
Latest AI tools being tested:
https://huggingface.co/
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Save a boyfriend
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
-- Mae West
Website 4 the day:
AI tools reviews:
https://www.futuretools.io/
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Why called the Dark Ages
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.
Website 4 the day:
AI draws an image:
https://instantart.io/
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Everything to everyone
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
You can't be everything to everyone, but you can be something to someone.
-- Drew Davis
Website 4 the day:
AI creates stunning art:
https://dreamlike.art/
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Spending money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
People spend money when and where they feel good.
-- Walt Disney
Website 4 the day:
AI art searches:
https://lexica.art/
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Nothing begets creativity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing begets creativity like constraints.
-- Christopher Mims
Website 4 the day:
AI voice changer:
https://voice.ai/
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Creativity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
An essential aspect of creativity is not being afraid to fail.
-- Edwin Land
Website 4 the day:
AI talking humans:
https://www.d-id.com/
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Engaging content
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Engaging content is far more about brains than budget.
-- Ann Handley
Website 4 the day:
AI classifier:
https://platform.openai.com/ai-text-classifier
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What clients want
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby.
-- Tim Williams
Website 4 the day:
AI easier animation:
https://cascadeur.com/
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Walking into a bar
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!
Website 4 the day:
AI tools:
https://www.futuretools.io/
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The difference
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
There is a difference between listening and waiting for your turn to speak.
-- Simon Sinek
Website 4 the day:
Chatsonic AI:
https://writesonic.com/chat
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Evil
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Advertising is only evil when it advertises evil things.
-- David Ogilvy
Website 4 the day:
Name your cat:
https://www.name-generator.org.uk/cat/
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A successful marriage
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
-- Mignon McLaughlin
Website 4 the day:
Business names:
https://namify.tech/
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Adventure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The danger of adventure is worth a thousand days of ease and comfort.
-- Paulo Coelho
Website 4 the day:
Useful charts:
https://amp.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/17-useful-guides-that-could-help-you-out/87347684/
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Attribute to malice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Never attribute to malice, that which can be reasonably explained by stupidity.
-- Spider Robinson
Website 4 the day:
Open source photography app:
https://www.darktable.org/
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Quotes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Domain benchmark:
https://www.grc.com/dns/benchmark.htm
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A pony with a sore throat
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.
Website 4 the day:
Glary utilities:
https://www.glarysoft.com/
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A lot of growing up
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
-- Zach Galifianakis
Website 4 the day:
Light-weight screenshots:
https://getgreenshot.org/
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What a family means
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
Being part of a family means smiling for photos.
-- Harry Morgan
Website 4 the day:
Open source video app:
https://kodi.tv/
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Knowing the ropes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
-- Mae West
Website 4 the day:
Open source paint program:
https://krita.org/en/
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Forgiveness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
-- Mahatma Gandhi
Website 4 the day:
Proton VPN:
https://protonvpn.com/
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Chew bubblegum and kick ass
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 7, 2023,
In :
Humor
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
-- Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
Website 4 the day:
Revo uninstaller:
https://www.revouninstaller.com/
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Success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 6, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
I attribute my success to this - I never gave or took any excuse.
-- Florence Nightingale
Website 4 the day:
Non-Gnu Linux:
https://chimera-linux.org/
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The strawberry cried
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
The strawberry cried because he was in a jam.
Website 4 the day:
Profile picture generator
https://magicstudio.com/photobooth
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Don't talk about yourself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
Don't talk about yourself, it will be done when you leave.
-- Wilson Mizner
Website 4 the day:
Make pictures with words:
https://magicstudio.com/imagine
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Why?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
-- Robin Williams
Website 4 the day:
Remove unwanted things:
https://magicstudio.com/magiceraser
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Even Napoleon
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
-- Yogi Berra
Website 4 the day:
Write faster:
https://hyperwriteai.com/
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Have enough sense
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
-- Marilyn vos Savant
Website 4 the day:
Smart copy with AI:
https://snazzy.ai/
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What to do
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
After all is said and done, sit down.
-- Bill Copeland
Website 4 the day:
Create a character and talk to it:
http://character.ai
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Never take a solemn oath
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.
-- Norman Douglas
Website 4 the day:
AI creates videos:
https://invideo.io/
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Looking for my watch
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
I meant to look for my missing watch but couldn't find the time.
Website 4 the day:
Create resumes with AI:
https://flowcv.com/
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Like an elephant
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.
-- Herb Caen
Website 4 the day:
AI-enabled speech:
https://murf.ai/
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A stationery store
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
I saw a stationery store move.
-- Jay London
Website 4 the day:
Make content with AI:
https://runwayml.com/
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Pairs of shoes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
-- Imelda Marcos
Website 4 the day:
Webchatgpt form Chrome:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/webchatgpt/lpfemeioodjbpieminkklglpmhlngfcn
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Stolen
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
-- W. Clement Stone
Website 4 the day:
Duplicate voices with only 3-second samples:
https://valle-demo.github.io/
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Remind me of my age
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
-- Stephen Fry
Website 4 the day:
Cross-platform password manager:
https://keepassxc.org/
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Inventing the internet
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I was up all night inventing the Camcorder.
-- Al Gore
Website 4 the day:
Encrypt your data:
https://cryptomator.org/
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Eating electrical cords
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
My son has been eating electrical cords, so I grounded him until he conducts himself properly.
Website 4 the day:
Terminal emulator:
https://tabby.sh/
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If two wrongs ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
-- Laurence J. Peter
Website 4 the day:
Login aliases:
https://simplelogin.io/
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To be or not to be.
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
To be or not to be. That's not really a question.
-- Jean-Luc Godard
Website 4 the day:
Understanding voice:
https://openassistant.org/wp/
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Memories
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
-- P. G. Wodehouse
Website 4 the day:
Cheaper flights:
https://skiplagged.com/
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I love mankind
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
I don't deserve this award
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
-- Jack Benny
Website 4 the day:
Free documentaries:
https://topdocumentaryfilms.com/
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Before ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2023,
In :
Humor
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
-- Ronald Reagan
Website 4 the day:
Free movies:
https://www.freemoviescinema.com/
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Why skeletons don't trick or treat
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023,
In :
Humor
Skeletons don't go trick or treating because they have no body to go with.
Website 4 the day:
Make instant music:
https://boomy.com/
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Can't kiss
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023,
In :
Humor
I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
-- Bette Davis
Website 4 the day:
Image generation by AI:
https://platform.stability.ai/
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Miami Beach
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023,
In :
Humor
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
-- Lenny Bruce
Website 4 the day:
Fast email:
https://superhuman.com/
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Unfortunate
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023,
In :
Humor
I have an unfortunate personality.
-- Orson Wells
Website 4 the day:
Free Google search:
https://www.scaleserp.com/
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Not a member
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023,
In :
Humor
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
AI playground:
https://playground.ai/
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Can't unsee
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
You can’t make a man unsee what he has seen
-- Bertolt Brecht
Website 4 the day:
Subtitles for movies and shows:
https://subslikescript.com/
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Either, or
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2023,
In :
Humor
My choice early in lei was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.
-- Harry S. Truman
Website 4 the day:
Pathways to a language model (PaLM):
https://ai.googleblog.com/2022/04/pathways-language-model-palm-scaling-to.html
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When it is a dad joke
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Humor
A joke doesn't become a dad joke until it's full groan.
Website 4 the day:
Custom cursor:
https://custom-cursor.com/
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Lasting
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Humor
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
-- Joey Adams
Website 4 the day:
Voice changer:
https://voicechanger.io/
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Love like a backache
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Humor
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there.
-- George Burns
Website 4 the day:
Connect with anyone:
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Hard work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Humor
Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.
-- Huey Long
Website 4 the day:
Create an AI-generated image:
https://creator.nightcafe.studio/create
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Character spotlight
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Humor
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.
-- Sam Ewing
Website 4 the day:
Scheduling automation:
https://calendly.com/
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Everyday was Friday
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Humor
Why do people say they wish everyday was Friday? If it was always Friday, we’d be here every freakin’ day.
-- Ed Bernard
Website 4 the day:
Stunning websites:
https://nicepage.com/
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An ‘entrepreneur’
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Humor
My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.
-- Ted Turner
Website 4 the day:
The customer is not always right:
https://notalwaysright.com/
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A cow but no milk
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Humor
If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?
Website 4 the day:
Plagarism and AI detector:
https://originality.ai/
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Working
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Humor
Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.
-- Phil Pastoret
Website 4 the day:
AI generated text:
https://www.jasper.ai/
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Christmas parties
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Humor
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
-- Phyllis Diller
Website 4 the day:
AI generated text:
https://wordhero.co/
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Hard work vs. talent
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.
--Tim Notke
Website 4 the day:
Linux cheat sheets:
https://www.makeuseof.com/cheat-sh-access-best-linux-programming-cheatsheets/
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A smiling man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Humor
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
Paraphraser:
https://quillbot.com/
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Lettered people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Humor
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.
-- Fats Domino
Website 4 the day:
Tour abandoned city hall:
https://www.thetravel.com/tour-abandoned-city-hall-station-by-foot-with-this-guide/
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A job you like
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Website 4 the day:
Contact Amazon:
https://www.androidpolice.com/how-to-contact-amazon-customer-service-phone-email-or-chat/
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Checking out my dog
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Humor
The vet is checking out my dog, who swallowed scrabble tiles. No word yet.
Website 4 the day:
Free art:
https://dataconomy.com/2022/12/best-free-ai-art-generators-images-trend/
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Sat its way to success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Humor
The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.
-- Sarah Brown
Website 4 the day:
Websites that track your data:
https://www.saymine.com/
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A friend of the working man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Humor
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.
-- Clarence Darrow
Website 4 the day:
Sounds to work and relax:
https://www.noisli.com/
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Never achieve its potential
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.
-- Dave Barry
Website 4 the day:
Computer lessons:
https://gohighbrow.com/
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How to succeed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, ‘Make me feel important.' Not only will you succeed in sales, you will succeed in life.
-- Mary Kay Ash
Website 4 the day:
Preview shortened links and redirects:
https://getlinkinfo.com/
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Not the smartest
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt
Website 4 the day:
Computer help:
https://www.geeksforgeeks.org/
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A necessity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
-- Pablo Picasso
Website 4 the day:
How much to eat?
https://www.eatthismuch.com/
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Reality
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Humor
Reality is the most difficult tea to swallow.
Website 4 the day:
Edible and poisonous mushrooms:
https://www.themanual.com/food-and-drink/types-of-mushrooms-you-can-eat/
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Fail occasionally
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
Tinnitus cures:
https://www.inverse.com/mind-body/tinnitus-cure
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A howling success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
You never become a howling success by just howling.
-- Bob Harrington
Website 4 the day:
Beautiful graphics:
https://desygner.com/
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The elevator is out of order
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.
-- Joe Girard
Website 4 the day:
Can you run it?
https://www.systemrequirementslab.com/cyri
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A million-dollar dream
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Philosophy
You can't have a million-dollar dream with a minimum wage work ethic.
-- Zig Ziglar
Website 4 the day:
Image modification:
https://www.befunky.com/
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Laughing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Humor
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.
-- Cullen Hightower
Website 4 the day:
Airline reviews by passengers:
https://datascalp.com/
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If at first you don’t succeed ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2023,
In :
Humor
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
-- W. C. Fields
Website 4 the day:
AI chatbot:
https://openai.com/blog/chatgpt/
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A car out of spaghetti
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
My girlfriend thought I'd never be able to make a car out of spaghetti… You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!
Website 4 the day:
Antique machines:
https://www.officemuseum.com/
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DeBeers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
DeBeers should change it’s motto to ‘Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!’
-- Ron White
Website 4 the day:
Museum of radiation:
https://www.orau.org/health-physics-museum/
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It is interesting
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
I think it is interesting that cologne rhymes with alone
-- Demetri Martin
Website 4 the day:
Create a blob opera:
https://artsandculture.google.com/experiment/blob-opera/AAHWrq360NcGbw?hl=en
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Different taste in jokes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
--George Eliot
Website 4 the day:
Type a lttile and a neural network types more:
https://app.inferkit.com/demo
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Marriage is like mushrooms
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
Match the color:
https://color.method.ac/
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Not for everyone
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me.
-- Marc Maron
Website 4 the day:
Robots revealed:
https://mattkirkland.com/ursum/
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Fun for the whole family
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
-- Jerry Seinfeld
Website 4 the day:
Click the color:
https://s3.mirror.co.uk/click-the-colour-and-not-the-word/index.html
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All my cash
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
I put all my cash into an origami business. But it folded.
Website 4 the day:
Card trick:
https://www.crazycardtrick.com/
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When all else fails
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
When all else fails, there's always delusion.
-- Conan O'Brien
Website 4 the day:
Frogs:
https://froggytime.com/
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Happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman… or a bad woman.
-- George Burns
Website 4 the day:
Take me back:
https://takemeback.to/
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Schedule
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
-- Charles Lamb
Website 4 the day:
Morse code translator:
https://morsecode.world/international/translator.html
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Staying young
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
-- Lucille Ball
Website 4 the day:
An AI creates stories:
https://toolbaz.com/writer/ai-story-generator
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Talked about
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Antidepressant drum or a Tolkein character?
https://antidepressantsortolkien.vercel.app/
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People drive you crazy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.
-- Mike Bechtle
Website 4 the day:
Random art:
https://random-ize.com/random-art-gallery/
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Cloning
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
A friend said he didn’t understand cloning. I told him that makes two of us.
Website 4 the day:
Rude places on the map:
https://www.vaguelyrudeplacesmap.com/
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Perseverance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Thankfully, perseverance is a great substitute for talent.
-- Steve Martin
Website 4 the day:
Click for random stuff:
https://wwwwwwwww.jodi.org/
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Not enough to succeed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal
Website 4 the day:
Stool analyzer:
https://stoolanalyzer.com/
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To make a long story short ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.
-- Don Herold
Website 4 the day:
Beat box:
https://adventuremachine.4thfloorcreative.co.uk/adventuremachine/
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Worrying is like ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Synthetic sound:
https://29a.ch/sandbox/2022/simplex-noise-synthwave/
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Failure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.
-- Denis Waitley
Website 4 the day:
Find stuff to watch, read, play, etc.:
https://tastedive.com/
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High heels
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
-- Christopher Morley
Website 4 the day:
End of the internet:
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Turtle communication
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
The average dog
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-- Andy Rooney
Website 4 the day:
List of Tor sites:
http://zqktlwiuavvvqqt4ybvgvi7tyo4hjl5xgfuvpdf6otjiycgwqbym2qad.onion/wiki/index.php/Main_Page (have to use Tor)
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See your money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
-- Sarah Jessica Parker
Website 4 the day:
Search Tor sites:
http://torchdeedp3i2jigzjdmfpn5ttjhthh5wbmda2rr3jvqjg5p77c54dqd.onion/ (have to use Tor)
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Not stupid
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!
-- Jamie Lee Curtis
Website 4 the day:
Search Tor sites:
http://haystak5njsmn2hqkewecpaxetahtwhsbsa64jom2k22z5afxhnpxfid.onion/ (have to use Tor)
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Hold onto a glass!
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
When I'm in social situations, I always hold onto my glass. It makes me feel comfortable and secure and I don't have to shake hands.
-- Larry David
Website 4 the day:
Search Tor sites:
https://onionlandsearchengine.com/
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Not good at advice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
-- Matthew Perry
Website 4 the day:
Search libraries:
https://www.worldcat.org/
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Plastic surgery and sushi
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
-- Graham Norton
Website 4 the day:
Fix Windows:
https://www.xda-developers.com/passfab-fixuwin-windows-10-11-repair/
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Stick shift
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift but I couldn’t find a manual.
Website 4 the day:
3D models:
https://3dmdb.com/
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Alligators
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
-- Adam Sandler
Website 4 the day:
Arc browser:
https://arc.net/
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Truth hurts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.
-- Leslie Nielsen
Website 4 the day:
Fix blurry photos:
https://app.remini.ai/
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What is wrong?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
There’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong.
-- Graham Chapman
Website 4 the day:
Free TV and movies:
https://www.ustvnow.com/
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Advice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.
-- Erma Bombeck
Website 4 the day:
Plant-based recipes:
https://plantbasedcookingshow.com/
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Shopping season
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.
-- David Letterman
Website 4 the day:
Free books:
https://www.pdfbooksworld.com/
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What my mother said
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.
-- Betty White
Website 4 the day:
Google killed these:
https://killedbygoogle.com/
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Flea creation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022,
In :
Humor
Scientists have created a flea from scratch.
Website 4 the day:
Ancient history:
https://www.worldhistory.org/
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Accumulating possessions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022,
In :
Humor
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Hand-picked movies:
https://mubi.com/
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Food like sex
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022,
In :
Humor
Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.
-- Beth McCollister
Website 4 the day:
Songs that Spotify forgot:
https://forgotify.com/
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Why I don't weigh
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022,
In :
Humor
I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.
-- Matt Bellassai
Website 4 the day:
The sound of rain:
https://www.rainymood.com/
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Body shamed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022,
In :
Humor
I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.
-- Danny Zuker
Website 4 the day:
How a car works:
https://www.howacarworks.com/
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Pigeons
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
I don’t understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don’t bother no one.
-- Mike Tyson
Website 4 the day:
Bring drawings to life:
https://sketch.metademolab.com/
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Remixed a remix
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022,
In :
Humor
I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Website 4 the day:
Play retro games:
https://myemulator.online/
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Not a doctor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022,
In :
Humor
I'm not a doctor but I'm losing my patience.
Website 4 the day:
What browsers know:
https://webkay.robinlinus.com/
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A pessimist
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
-- Don Marquis
Website 4 the day:
Honest slogans:
https://honestslogans.com/
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Best and worst
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Expect the best, prepare for the worst, capitalize on what comes.
-- Zig Ziglar
Website 4 the day:
Find exercises to target muscle groups:
https://musclewiki.com/
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The difference
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph!
-- Marvin Phillips
Website 4 the day:
Find stuff to read/listen to/watch:
https://tastedive.com/
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Bad service
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Although your customers won't love you if you give bad service, your competitors will.
-- Kate Zabriski
Website 4 the day:
Conspiracy theories:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conspiracy_theories
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Good vs. great
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something, they'll tell you.
-- Walter Payton
Website 4 the day:
Sleep cycle calculator:
https://sleepopolis.com/calculators/sleep/
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Like buses
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming.
-- Richard Branson
Website 4 the day:
Curated internet:
http://mix.com
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Sleeping attorney
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
How does an attorney sleep? First, he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
Website 4 the day:
Documentation of memes:
https://knowyourmeme.com/
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Don't ask customers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new.
-- Steve Jobs
Website 4 the day:
Make Windows faster:
https://github.com/windows-powertool/Powertool
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A lot like failure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Success looks a lot like failure up until the moment you break through the finish line.
-- Dan Waldschmidt
Website 4 the day:
Audio and video editing:
https://www.descript.com/
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Can you do a job?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, “Certainly, I can!” Then get busy and find out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt
Website 4 the day:
Music soundtrack:
https://aiva.ai/
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Like a stamp
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.
-- Josh Billings
Website 4 the day:
Create text with AI:
https://simplified.com/
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Why work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Work to become, not to acquire.
-- Elbert Hubbard
Website 4 the day:
Characters as AI:
https://beta.character.ai/
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Why you get paid
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
You don't get paid for the hour. You get paid for the value you bring to the hour.
-- Jim Rohn
Website 4 the day:
What if there was a nuclear strike?
https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
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Aquatic mammals escaped
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos!
Website 4 the day:
How many people are there?
https://worldpopulationreview.com/
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Don't wait
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
My advice is not to wait to be struck by an idea. If you're a writer, you sit down and damn well decide to have an idea. That's the way to get an idea.
-- Andy Rooney
Website 4 the day:
Image tools:
https://tinywow.com/
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No lotion or potion
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
There's no lotion or potion that will make sales faster and easier for you — unless your potion is hard work.
-- Jeffery Gitomer
Website 4 the day:
Set an alarm:
https://kukuklok.com/
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No shortcuts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
-- Beverly Sills
Website 4 the day:
Create and manipulate GIFs:
https://ezgif.com/
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Sweat divdend
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get.
-- Ray Kroc
Website 4 the day:
Create mockup screenshots:
https://pika.style/
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People are paid
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.
-- Elbert Hubbard
Website 4 the day:
Universal networking library:
https://zeromq.org/
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Never
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
You can never be overdressed or overeducated.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Open source editor:
https://brackets.io/
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Dove chocolate
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022,
In :
Humor
Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.
Website 4 the day:
Compare saving accounts:
https://www.apy.fyi/
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Humor is ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
-- Victor Borge
Website 4 the day:
Band names:
https://www.bandnames.cool/
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Just stand up
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022,
In :
Humor
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.
-- Dylan Moran
Website 4 the day:
Make an image (was Dalle):
https://www.craiyon.com/
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How to take words
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
You take the words in the sense which is most damaging to the argument.
-- Plato
Website 4 the day:
500 years of women's hairstyles:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wao0_uB4Zw4
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Created equal
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022,
In :
Humor
All men are equal before fish.
-- Herbert Hoover
Website 4 the day:
Business name generator:
https://namelix.com/
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Don't wear socks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock.
So I stopped wearing socks.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Enlarge images:
https://bigjpg.com/
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Jokes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Jokes are many things. 'Funny' is only one of them.
-- Melinda Chapman
Website 4 the day:
Create professional graphics and pictures:
https://hotpot.ai/
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high-voltage fence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022,
In :
Humor
I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my property over the weekend, my neighbor is dead against it.
Website 4 the day:
Make beautiful presentations:
https://www.beautiful.ai/
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Beginning of civilization
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Civilization begins with distillation.
-- William Faulkner
Website 4 the day:
Add video ending outro:
https://wearenova.ai/outro-video-maker/
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A man should be ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022,
In :
Humor
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- E.W. Howe
Website 4 the day:
How old are your ears?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYRxqKhNUUA
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Sexy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022,
In :
Humor
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
-- Mariah Gonzales
Website 4 the day:
Search engine lets you refine your search:
https://www.occamm.com/
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You wonder sometimes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022,
In :
Humor
You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.
-- Jon Stewart
Website 4 the day:
Power Automate for WIndows:
https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/power-automate/desktop-flows/install
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Hollywood
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022,
In :
Humor
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
-- Candice Bergen
Website 4 the day:
A dark room:
https://adarkroom.doublespeakgames.com/
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Crime and rationization
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
No crime is a means to an end. No crime can be rationalized.
-- Compton Gage
Website 4 the day:
Build a 3D website:
https://www.muse.place/
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Missing pills
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022,
In :
Humor
Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large.
Website 4 the day:
Search blogs:
https://blogsurf.io/
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Coffee!
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022,
In :
Humor
People don't seem as annoying when I've got coffee.
-- Tommy Cotton
Website 4 the day:
Internet-radio recorder:
https://streamwriter.org/en/
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Offence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022,
In :
Humor
Nothing offended me except for cauliflower and stupidity.
-- Abby Jimenez
Website 4 the day:
Open source video transcoder:
https://handbrake.fr/downloads.php
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So high
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022,
In :
Humor
I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
-- Kinky Friedman
Website 4 the day:
How many parts can you take off a car?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfkMTg4Bh0k
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Admitting ignorance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022,
In :
Humor
"I hate to admit my ignorance," said Nikolai. "It's so much more fun for people to discover it on their own.
-- Leigh Bardugo
Website 4 the day:
Open source TeamViewer alternative:
https://rustdesk.com/
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A loser
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022,
In :
Humor
Yes, I may be a loser, but I'm the best dam loser you'll ever meet.
-- Osamu Dazai
Website 4 the day:
Tools for better thinking:
https://untools.co/
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Even on mute
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022,
In :
Humor
Even on mute, the news is too loud.
-- Daksh Tyagi
Website 4 the day:
Search historical newspapers:
http://vlib.org/
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By shear coincidence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022,
In :
Humor
By shear coincidence, all these sheep look the same.
Website 4 the day:
Why woodpeckers don't get concussions:
https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(22)00855-7
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Work is against human nature
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired.
-- Michel Tournier
Website 4 the day:
AI enlarges images:
https://imglarger.com/
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Most of management
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.
-- Peter Drucker
Website 4 the day:
Find books from quotes:
https://books.google.com/talktobooks/
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Love is a fire
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022,
In :
Humor
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
-- Joan Crawford
Website 4 the day:
What is that thing?
https://experiments.withgoogle.com/thing-translator
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Past and the future
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022,
In :
Humor
It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare.
-- Lisa Lieberman-Wang
Website 4 the day:
AI companion:
https://replika.com/
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My ability
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022,
In :
Humor
My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
-- Tina Fey
Website 4 the day:
Alternate phrasing:
https://www.wordtune.com/
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When he is wise enough
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2022,
In :
Humor
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
-- Billy Crystal
Website 4 the day:
Free Windows download manager:
https://www.freedownloadmanager.org/
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Derailments as a train driver
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022,
In :
Humor
I can't remember how many derailments I had as a train driver. It is just so hard to keep track.
Website 4 the day:
AI writing partner:
https://www.shortlyai.com/
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Well-behaved women
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Well-behaved women seldom make history.
-- Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Website 4 the day:
Manage 15 PCs for free:
https://www.smartdeploy.com/linus/
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Your porpoise
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022,
In :
Humor
It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
Website 4 the day:
The German campaign in Russia:
https://history.army.mil/html/books/104/104-22-1/CMH_Pub_104-22-1.pdf
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When in doubt
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022,
In :
Humor
I never forget a face
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022,
In :
Humor
I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the day:
Create a website from your phone:
https://mssg.me/
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If you don't know
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022,
In :
Humor
You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra
Website 4 the day:
Repair Windows:
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/download/windows-repair-all-in-one/
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A nonconformist hates worse
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022,
In :
Humor
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist who doesn’t conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
-- Bill Vaughan
Website 4 the day:
Compress images:
https://tinypng.com/
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A stepladder
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022,
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Website 4 the day:
Audio editor:
https://twistedwave.com/
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Avoidance of taxes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022,
In :
Humor
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
-- John Maynard Keynes
Website 4 the day:
Remove from images:
https://www.magiceraser.io/
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Haters are confused
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Haters are just confused admirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.
-- Jeffree Star
Website 4 the day:
Windows apps on Linux:
https://www.makeuseof.com/run-windows-apps-on-linux-with-bottles/
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The early bird
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022,
In :
Humor
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Audio/video editor:
https://www.descript.com/
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Confusion
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022,
In :
Humor
I told you to go to Cox’s and buy a searsucker suit, but it looks like you went to Sears instead.
-- Jay Shulte
Website 4 the day:
Update WIndows drivers:
https://sdi-tool.org/
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The greatest thief
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.
-- Josh BIllings
Website 4 the day:
Search for memes:
https://memegine.com/
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You who received honors
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2022,
In :
Humor
To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States.
-- George W. Bush
Website 4 the day:
Fix Windows problems free:
https://www.thewindowsclub.com/fixwin-for-windows-10
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Nothing goes right
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022,
In :
Humor
When nothing goes right, go left instead.
Website 4 the day:
Movie quotes:
https://www.quodb.com/
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Happy marriage secret
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022,
In :
Humor
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-- Henny Youngman
Website 4 the day:
Making of a Russian hacker:
https://linkslist.app/77KhuWk
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God and religion
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022,
In :
Humor
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
-- Naguib Mahfouz
Website 4 the day:
Free online PDF tools:
https://www.ilovepdf.com/
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The Supreme Court Ruling
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022,
In :
Humor
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
-- Jay Leno
Website 4 the day:
Raw image processing:
https://www.rawtherapee.com/
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Smile
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
A smile is a facelift that’s in everyone’s price range!
-- Tom Wilson
Website 4 the day:
Software search engine:
https://you.com/code
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Everyone talks about the weather
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022,
In :
Humor
Everyone talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
-- Charles Dudley Warner
Website 4 the day:
Photo Editor. Collage Maker. Graphic Designer:
https://ipiccy.com/
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We had Johnny Cash ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2022,
In :
Humor
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.
-- Bill Murray
Website 4 the day:
AI photo editor:
https://www.autoenhance.ai/
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Compulsive talker self-help
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022,
In :
Humor
There is a new self-help group for compulsive talkers. It's called On and On Anon.
Website 4 the day:
Cat feeder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q_sebGRkAM
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Facebook sounds like a drag
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022,
In :
Humor
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.
-- Betty White
Website 4 the day:
Hello quantum:
https://helloquantum.mybluemix.net/
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Racism isn't born
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022,
In :
Humor
Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps. End of list.
-- Denis Leary
Website 4 the day:
AI helps you write:
https://www.copy.ai/
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Dogs and cats
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022,
In :
Humor
A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy, but they prefer to watch you die.
-- Conan O’Brien
Website 4 the day:
Free video assets:
https://mixkit.co/
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Country music
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022,
In :
Humor
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for those who like country music, denigrate means to 'put down.'
-- Bob Newhart
Website 4 the day:
Make a profile picture:
https://pfpmaker.com/
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Money is not the key
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022,
In :
Humor
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
-- Joan Rivers
Website 4 the day:
Public domain 3D assets:
https://polyhaven.com/
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The circus hasn't left
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2022,
In :
Humor
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Reverse phone number lookup:
https://www.numlookup.com/
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Trusting a train
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.
Website 4 the day:
Making Roman roads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1aFWtBXHII
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Smart vs. bright
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright.
-- Lucille Ball
Website 4 the day:
Store and share text:
https://www.protectedtext.com/
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Lord's preference
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
Archive of web pages:
http://timetravel.mementoweb.org/
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Aging
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
-- Brigitte Bardot
Website 4 the day:
Open access and peer-reviewed journals:
https://www.arjonline.org/
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Be anything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.
-- Solomon Schechter
Website 4 the day:
Reverse phone lookup:
https://www.spydialer.com/
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Everything is changing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
You are not where you think you are:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj-h6MEgE7I
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Smart people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.
-- Confucius
Website 4 the day:
Remove background images:
https://www.erase.bg/
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Happy frogs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
Website 4 the day:
An inconvenient convenience store:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvp32W1K2Vc
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Life like a bike
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
-- Charles M. Schulz
Website 4 the day:
Radare2 for reverse engineering:
https://itnext.io/radare2-for-reverse-engineering-part1-eedf0a47b5cc
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Laughter
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
Visually diff binary files:
https://www.cjmweb.net/vbindiff/
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Rich vs. wealthy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time.
-- Margaret Bonnano
Website 4 the day:
Search binary files:
https://www.kali.org/tools/binwalk/
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Becoming popular
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
There are three ways in life to become popular: be rich, be beautiful, or be funny.
-- Jon Macks
Website 4 the day:
Screen recorder:
https://obsproject.com/
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A synonym
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.
-- Burt Bacharach
Website 4 the day:
Raising the roof and the rest of the theater as well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnIcCQR551o
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Nursery rhyme crime
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
-- Elisabeth Richards
Website 4 the day:
The last train robbery:
https://medium.com/truly-adventurous/the-last-train-robbery-15d19d3ea47e
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Coin factory problem
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents.
Website 4 the day:
The Hidden Wiki (use the Tor browser):
http://zqktlwiuavvvqqt4ybvgvi7tyo4hjl5xgfuvpdf6otjiycgwqbym2qad.onion/wiki/index.php/Main_Page
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Order is important
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
-- Peyton Johnston
Website 4 the day:
Windows 11 on a VM:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/try-latest-windows/
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Piano notes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
The piano ain't got no wrong notes.
-- Thelonious Monk
Website 4 the day:
Research phone numbers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CnDdXVTxhU
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Sports
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
Sports are the reason I am out of shape. I watch them all on TV.
-- Thomas Sowell
Website 4 the day:
Images from prompts:
https://huggingface.co/spaces/dalle-mini/dalle-mini
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Be yourself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
“Be yourself” is about the worst advice you can give some people.
-- Thomas Lansing Masson
Website 4 the day:
Publically available scientific papers:
https://libgen.li/
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Heart attack timing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
-- Demetri Martin
Website 4 the day:
Report food safety issues:
https://iwaspoisoned.com/
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What a judge is
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
-- H. L. Mencken
Website 4 the day:
Most popular websites since 1993:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNDILCdZmRo
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Ability to fly
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
Website 4 the day:
Pluto images:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5XPuS-Y0fg
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I wish I were dumber
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.
-- Scott Adams
Website 4 the day:
Origins of the Black Death:
https://www.usnews.com/news/health-news/articles/2022-06-15/scientists-pinpoint-origins-of-the-black-death
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A fool and his money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
A fool and his money never should have got together in the first place.
-- Michael Douglas
Website 4 the day:
Modern alternatives to classic Linux apps:
https://www.makeuseof.com/linux-commands-and-alternatives/
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Money and happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.
-- Gertrude Stein
Website 4 the day:
BBC sound effects library:
https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/
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The forces of evil
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Control Androids from a computer:
https://9to5google.com/2018/03/09/how-to-control-android-phone-from-computer-scrcpy-android-basics/
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Small talk
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
I’m trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.
-- Larry David
Website 4 the day:
Websites and apps from spreadsheets:
https://www.producthunt.com/products/sheetbase-2
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The world needs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
-- Pearl S. Bailey
Website 4 the day:
Android app tutorial:
https://www.udemy.com/course/become-an-android-developer-from-scratch
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Long fairy tales
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
Road to success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
Tragic life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Design of a camel
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
-- Sir Alec Issigonis
Website 4 the day:
Watch videos together:
http://twoseven.xyz
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Tempers lost
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.
-- Frank Moore Colby
Website 4 the day:
Has anyone cracked a ransomware attack?
https://id-ransomware.malwarehunterteam.com/
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Common delusion
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them.
-- Rose MacAulay
Website 4 the day:
Free customizable illustrations:
https://storyset.com/
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Shine like a diamond
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
You can't shine like a diamond, if you not willing to get cut like a diamond!
-- Eric Thomas
Website 4 the day:
Emergencies and disasters:
https://rsoe-edis.org/
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Don’t trust stairs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
Website 4 the day:
Mysterious codes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D00u2Bj9Dr8
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Simple life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Life is really simple, but men insist on making it complicated.
-- Confucius
Website 4 the day:
Excel training:
https://www.youtube.com/c/LeilaGharani/search?query=excel
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Heaven and hell
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Leonardo's To-Do List:
https://www.npr.org/sections/krulwich/2011/11/18/142467882/leonardos-to-do-list
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Give up integrity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
Once you give up integrity, the rest is a piece of cake.
-- J.R. Ewing
Website 4 the day:
A placebo can work even when you know it’s a placebo:
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/placebo-can-work-even-know-placebo-201607079926
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The problem
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
The problem is not that there is a lack of 'money', food, water, or land. The problem is that we've given control of these resources to psychopaths.
-- Gavin Nascimento
Website 4 the day:
CIA secrets:
https://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/20-secrets-the-cia-couldnt-keep-hidden/87200701/
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To err is human
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
– Paul Ehrlich
Website 4 the day:
Famous hackers:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/5-of-the-worlds-most-famous-hackers-what-happened-to-them
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Transforminational art
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms.
-- Roy Lichtenstein
Website 4 the day:
Animated presentation templates:
https://slidesgo.com/animated
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Cowboy apparel
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
If you wear cowboy apparel, is it called ranch dressing?
Website 4 the day:
Free Windows software:
https://www.filepuma.com/
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You have power
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
The only power you have is the word 'no.'
-- Frances McDormand
Website 4 the day:
Hand-selected Windows software:
https://www.downloadcrew.com/
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Abuse
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
-- Dr. Peter Venkman
Website 4 the day:
Cryptocurrency is bad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9nv0Ol-R5Q
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Interview advice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
Here’s some advice: At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent. Unless the job is a statistician.
-- Adam Gropman
Website 4 the day:
Quantum computing map:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UlxHPIEVqA
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Middle age
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.
-- Joan Rivers
Website 4 the day:
Python for microcontrollers:
https://circuitpython.org/
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Instead of the mahi mahi
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry?
-- Shelley Darlingson
Website 4 the day:
US Army military history:
https://history.army.mil/
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Out of hunger
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Never do anything out of hunger. Not even eating.
-- Frank Semyon
Website 4 the day:
Out-horse your email:
http://outhorseyouremail.com/
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Giant fear
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
I have a fear of giants. It's called feefiphobia.
Website 4 the day:
If Apple made window blinds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6EMd8dlQk
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Free air
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips
-- Priyanshu Singh
Website 4 the day:
Numbers to words:
https://number-word.calculators.ro/
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Mr. Right is coming
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
Mr. Right is coming. But He’s in Africa and he’s walking.
-- Oprah Winfrey
Website 4 the day:
Search XKCD comics:
https://findxkcd.com/
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Two tragedies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Answers to your dreams:
http://www.dreambible.com/
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A girl like you
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the day:
Hanger Reflex:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on22yoI40TI
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Education compensation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
GoPro on a turtle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYfpcX9DPFw
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Coming home at night
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house.
-- Henny Youngman
Website 4 the day:
Rude comments about your password:
https://trypap.com/
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Outperforming inflation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
With inflation at 7.5%, you lose half your money in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently, that I have found, is crypto. Just this year I've already lost half my money.
Website 4 the day:
Public datasets and analysis code:
https://www.kaggle.com/
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Make God laugh
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
NASCAR pit stop:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7J1ICj1zeE
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I don’t like myself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.
--The only power you have is the word Mae West
Website 4 the day:
Photorealistic images from text:
https://imagen.research.google/
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Simply a shiver
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.
-- Paul Keating
Website 4 the day:
Write better English:
https://ludwig.guru/
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Virtues and vices
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
-- Winston Churchill
Website 4 the day:
Watch old-time cartoons:
https://www.topcartoons.tv/
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Delusions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
He had delusions of adequacy.
-- Walter Kerr
Website 4 the day:
Clubbing in the wild:
https://youtu.be/q8zwIphm5r4
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A self-made man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
He is a self-made man & worships his creator.
-- John Bright
Website 4 the day:
50,000 free e-books:
http://manybooks.net/
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Hide and seek with mates
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
When I play hide and seek with my mates, the games go on for hours. Good friends are hard to find.
Website 4 the day:
Top-rated places:
https://www.top-rated.online/
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Good instincts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.
-- James Reston
Website 4 the day:
Create customized maps:
https://ezmap.co/
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Forgive your enemies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy
Website 4 the day:
Create a snazzy map:
https://snazzymaps.com/
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Miserable without you
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here.
-- Stephen Bishop
Website 4 the day:
Decentralized search engine:
https://presearch.com/
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Darkest before the dawn
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
-- Navjot Singh Sidhu
Website 4 the day:
Giant mechanical elephant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSg3T0aK-ck
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A lie detector test
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
I took a lie detector test. No I didn't.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Free web proxy:
https://www.proxysite.com/
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Hurling a computer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 27, 2022,
In :
Humor
I hurled this computer to its doom from atop National’s 3-story parking garage. As the dust settled, I knew that computer would never lie to me again!
-- Bob Pease
Website 4 the day:
Free movies on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/c/MovieCentral
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Books in the sun
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
Website 4 the day:
Inside a mechanical watch:
https://ciechanow.ski/mechanical-watch/
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Like a tea bag
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
A woman is like a tea bag: You can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
Website 4 the day:
Privacy search and tools:
https://www.startpage.com/
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The best world
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.
-- James Branch Cabell
Website 4 the day:
Terminal-based data visualization:
https://www.visidata.org/
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Poor medical plan
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
The miserable have no other medicine, but only hope.
-- William Shakespeare
Website 4 the day:
How much radiation does your phone emit?
https://www.visualcapitalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Radiation-Emissions-Smartphones-Main-FF.png
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Repeating history
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
History repeats itself; historians repeat one another.
-- Robert Brooke
Website 4 the day:
3D-printable “Oreometer:
https://news.mit.edu/2022/oreometer-cream-0419
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Marriage is optimistic
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
My parents said marrying was an optimistic thing to do in pessimistic times.
-- Olivia Wilde
Website 4 the day:
We are still evolving:
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/30795/5-signs-humans-are-still-evolving
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Not to worry
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don’t have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!
-- Charlie Brown
Website 4 the day:
Harvard Intro to Programming with Python:
https://www.edx.org/course/cs50s-introduction-to-programming-with-python
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What my wife likes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly... I'm not a fan.
Website 4 the day:
A business tries to legally kill their customers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv7wIAMq3TE
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No bank account
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
-- Paula Poundstone
Website 4 the day:
Sea stars:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ20KsgVeu0
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Who is an expert?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
-- Laurence J. Peter
Website 4 the day:
How memorable is an image?
https://brainbridgelab.uchicago.edu/resmem/
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Great time saver
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.
-- E. B. White
Website 4 the day:
A year of a Kestrel couple:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kQb-badp1s
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Loyalty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Men are only as loyal as their options.
-- Bill Maher
Website 4 the day:
How useful is ABS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlLYJW-yIIg
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Only the mediocre
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
-- Jean Giradoux
Website 4 the day:
Collaborative whiteboard:
https://witeboard.com/
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Spending $20
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
If you loan someone $20 and you never see them again because they are avoiding paying you back, that makes it worth $20.
-- Kevin Kelly
Website 4 the day:
Make illustrations:
https://blush.design/
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Surprised wife
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
When I surprised my wife by replacing our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.
Website 4 the day:
How ants respond to chili sauce:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUJk7rDaGqE
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Is it art?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Art is whatever you can get away with.
-- Kevin Kelly
Website 4 the day:
What software runs a website:
https://www.whatruns.com/
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Littering for child control
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
To keep young kids behaving on a car road trip, have a bag of their favorite candy and throw a piece out the window each time they misbehave.
-- Kevin Kelly
Website 4 the day:
Tools for thinking:
https://untools.co/
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Subject lines
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Spend as much time crafting the subject line of an email as the message itself because the subject line is often the only thing people read.
-- Kevin Kelly
Website 4 the day:
Videomaker:
https://lumen5.com/
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Conscious growth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Your growth as a conscious being is measured by the number of uncomfortable conversations you are willing to have.
-- Kevin Kelly
Website 4 the day:
How smart are fish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QevWGsd96xQ
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Asking for money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Ask funders for money, and they’ll give you advice; but ask for advice and they’ll give you money.
-- Kevin Kelly
Website 4 the day:
Terms of service:
https://tosdr.org/
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Sides to every argument
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Whenever there is an argument between two sides, find the third side.
-- Kevin Kelly
Website 4 the day:
Cutting onions:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kOUV6srez4
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Colorful dreaming
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Website 4 the day:
Pet the cat:
https://www.activitysuggestion.com/
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Before buts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Anything you say before the word "but" does not count.
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The same mistakes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
Don't keep making the same mistakes; try to make new mistakes.
-- Kevin Kelly
Website 4 the day:
Find open-source projects:
https://awesomeopensource.com/
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Personal pizza
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you have the right attitude.
-- Marty Allen
Website 4 the day:
Cat year calculator:
https://miniwebtool.com/cat-years-calculator/
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The curse
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Pinouts:
https://pinouts.org/
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A terrible thing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
-- Karen Scalf Linamen
Website 4 the day:
Compare two sets of text:
https://text-compare.com/
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Lemons to lemonade
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
-- Ron White
Website 4 the day:
Curves and surfaces:
https://ciechanow.ski/curves-and-surfaces/
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New car
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
I bought a car covered in red and yellow leaves. It's an autumnobile.
Website 4 the day:
The stenograph:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA6UythLlEI
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Top of the food chain
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
-- Ron White
Website 4 the day:
Selling the Eiffel Tower:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mVdxtLXhsg
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Directions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
I live about four muggings from Central Park.
-- Henny Youngman
Website 4 the day:
Old electronics:
https://oldcrap.org/
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Not the dog's size
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the dog’s owner – and the distance you are from your car.
-- Demetri Martin
Website 4 the day:
Emulation of old web browsers:
https://oldweb.today/
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Love conquers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
-- Mae West
Website 4 the day:
CIA rectal tool kit:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/cia-issued-rectal-tool-kit
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Can't fix it
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
You can't fix stupid.
-- Ron White
Website 4 the day:
Private search:
https://search.brave.com/
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Health nuts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
-- Redd Foxx
Website 4 the day:
1+1=2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysNyWFQstto
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Coded apology
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
I received an apology written in dots and dashes. It was in re-morse code.
Website 4 the day:
Compare specs of two phones or tablets:
http://gsmversus.com/
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The internet
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.
-- Jon Stewart
Website 4 the day:
Single-cell into a full newt:
https://digg.com/video/cell-division-time-lapse
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Miserable golfer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
If I wasn’t a golfer, I would still be miserable – but not as miserable.
-- Larry David
Website 4 the day:
How do design a logo:
https://www.creativebloq.com/graphic-design/pro-guide-logo-design-21221
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Great taste
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.
-- Gilbert Gottfried
Website 4 the day:
Find shows to watch:
https://likewisetv.com/
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Complain about men
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
-- Bill Maher
Website 4 the day:
How to be a cat in ancient Egypt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlK16lzyySU
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Lovers are the best friends
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man’s best friend is his dog.
-- Jay Leno
Website 4 the day:
Conway's Game of Life:
https://playgameoflife.com/
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A scientific fact
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.
-- Dave Barry
Website 4 the day:
Synchronicity:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-_VPRCtiUg
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Cabbage and celery
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
A cabbage and celery walk into a bar and the cabbage gets served first because he was a head.
Website 4 the day:
Search the 1950's census:
https://1950census.archives.gov/search/
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Everything is funny
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Latecomers' guide to crypto:
https://www.mollywhite.net/annotations/latecomers-guide-to-crypto
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He knows
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
He knows nothing; he thinks he knows everything – that clearly points to a political career.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the day:
New old stock photos:
https://nos.twnsnd.co/
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Only human
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
I am only human, although I regret it.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Free photos:
https://burst.shopify.com/
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What is education?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.
-- Daniel J. Boorstin
Website 4 the day:
Public domain clip art:
https://www.clker.com/
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God's teachings
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
-- Ambrose Pierce
Website 4 the day:
Search creative commons images:
https://wordpress.org/openverse/
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Best of the future
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
Free creative commons images:
https://pikwizard.com/
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Top shelf meat
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
The butcher couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf. The steaks were too high.
Website 4 the day:
Air quality map:
https://map.purpleair.com/
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Who is a pessimist?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
-- Don Marquis
Website 4 the day:
Wind map:
https://www.windy.com/
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Bad looking weather
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
-- Tom Lehrer
Website 4 the day:
Global news map:
https://russia.liveuamap.com/
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Obsolete satire
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.
-- Tom Lehrer
Website 4 the day:
Find any book at best price:
https://www.bookfinder.com/
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Considering Mozart
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.
-- Tom Lehrer
Website 4 the day:
Is it Friday yet?
http://isitfridayyet.net/
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Can't communicate
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.
-- Tom Lehrer
Website 4 the day:
Sand spiel:
http://sandspiel.club
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Love high school,
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
I loved high school, but I wouldn't want to do it again.
-- Tom Lehrer
Website 4 the day:
Find similar movies:
https://bestsimilar.com/
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Centipede X parrot
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2022,
In :
Humor
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? A walkie-talkie.
Website 4 the day:
Online paint app:
https://jspaint.app/
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When Mozart was my age
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
-- Tom Lehrer
Website 4 the day:
Waveform drawing tool:
https://wavedrom.com/
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Fooling folks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they’ve been fooled.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Schematic drawing tool and more:
https://schemdraw.readthedocs.io/en/latest/
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Inventing the wheel
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.
-- Sid Caesar
Website 4 the day:
5,000 exoplanets:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOwI3nTAHIc
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Feeding babies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Create unique email addresses:
https://meandmyid.com/
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Arguing without reason
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.
-- Thomas Paine
Website 4 the day:
Curvy game:
http://www.flaminglunchbox.net/curvy
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Three kinds of men
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2022,
In :
Humor
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Windows10Debloater:
https://github.com/Sycnex/Windows10Debloater
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How an attorney sleeps
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Humor
How does an attorney sleep? First, he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
Website 4 the day:
Public domain movies:
https://www.publicdomaintorrents.info/
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A benefit of hermiting
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Humor
Hermits have no peer pressure.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Grab text from images:
https://projectnaptha.com/
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Having enemies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
-- Winston Churchill
Website 4 the day:
Highlighter for webpages:
https://marker.to/
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Easy crocodiles
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Humor
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
-- Steve Irwin
Website 4 the day:
Clean up your inbox:
https://mailstrom.co/
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So cute
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Humor
That's so cute! They have birdbaths in the church!
-- Hilary Duff
Website 4 the day:
Vectorize an image:
https://vectormagic.com/
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Fun and games
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Humor
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.
-- James Hetfield
Website 4 the day:
Free images:
https://www.freeimages.com/
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Misspelled word
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Humor
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Wind map of the earth:
https://earth.nullschool.net/
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Broken finger
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Humor
Jill broke her right index finger today, but on the other hand, she was completely fine
Website 4 the day:
Translate english words for European countries:
https://ukdataexplorer.com/european-translator/
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Not seeing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.
-- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Website 4 the day:
Scream into the void:
https://screamintothevoid.com/
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Preferred writers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Humor
I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.
-- Fran Lebowitz
Website 4 the day:
Build habits:
https://habitica.com/static/front
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Excellent advice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Humor
I sometimes give myself excellent advice. Occasionally, I even listen to it.
-- Jim Butcher
Website 4 the day:
Online game:
https://www.poptropica.com/
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A perfect rule
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Humor
The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
List of individual dogs:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_individual_dogs
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Survival
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
In this world only the paranoid survive.
-- Dean Koontz
Website 4 the day:
Discover new music:
https://www.gnoosic.com/
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Coldest depth of hell
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Website 4 the day:
Why no wireless USB:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnDyon0nqes
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A split personality
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Humor
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
Website 4 the day:
Chrome extension for geo-unblocking:
https://www.streamlocator.com/browser
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Fortified friendships
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Humor
Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
-- Honore de Balzac
Website 4 the day:
Hall and Oates help line:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/hall-oates-phone-hotline/
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Enjoying art
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
You can’t enjoy art or books in a hurry.
-- E.A. Bucchianeri
Website 4 the day:
Playable Lego piano:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B085RDT4F7
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What we want
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Humor
WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW!
-- Al Franken
Website 4 the day:
Ethonol fuel was dumb:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-yDKeya4SU
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Running mice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
When mice run, cats give chase.
-- Rachel Vincent
Website 4 the day:
Pigs vs. bear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yH3ntLrL5c
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A bureaucratic organization
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Humor
The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.
-- Robert Conquest
Website 4 the day:
Midi piano speaks English:
https://digg.com/video/mark-rober-figures-out-how-to-get-this-midi-controlled-piano-to-perfectly-play-the-worlds-hardest-song
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A life goal
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Humor
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
-- Darynda Jones
Website 4 the day:
Inside a dishwasher:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkJJSsmAdDY
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Albert Einstein's theories
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Humor
In the early 1900s Albert Einstein developed theories about space. And it was about time.
Website 4 the day:
Vacuum tubes' rival:
https://spectrum.ieee.org/the-vacuum-tubes-forgotten-rival
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A hospital bed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Humor
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the day:
How to mix oil and water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJeWklggSpY
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Going to hell
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Humor
I'm bad and I'm going to hell, and I don't care. I'd rather be in hell than anywhere where you are.
-- William Faulkner
Website 4 the day:
Product scans:
https://www.scanofthemonth.com/
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Failed relationships
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
-- Marian Keyes
Website 4 the day:
Conference # (was a phone booth in the middle of nowhere):
760-733-9969
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Eat a waffle
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!
-- Lauren Myracle
Website 4 the day:
Marble manufacturing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uj4Rwo3ayY
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Nothing on
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2022,
In :
Humor
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
-- Marilyn Monroe
Website 4 the day:
Etymology of first names:
https://www.behindthename.com/
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The only naked one
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Humor
Why am I the only naked person at this gender reveal party?
Website 4 the day:
Storing potatoes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4irBRuVU3I
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Right the first time
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
-- Walt West
Website 4 the day:
Tiny Kansas farm in IP hell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh6zanS_epw
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The environment
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
We don't have to protect the environment -- the Second Coming is at hand.
-- James Watt
Website 4 the day:
Use old smartphones as security cameras:
https://alfred.camera/
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Ain't broke
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
-- Bert Lantz
Website 4 the day:
Search foreclosures:
https://www.foreclosurefreesearch.com/
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Funny diety
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire
Website 4 the day:
World data:
https://www.worlddata.info/
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Serious things
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.
-- Heisenberg
Website 4 the day:
Curated charities:
https://www.givewell.org/
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Odd poker
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Humor
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Financial advisors:
https://smartasset.com/
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Lego's customers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Humor
Lego store re-opens after lockdown and folks were lined up for blocks.
Website 4 the day:
Painter's paradox:
https://youtu.be/3WVpOXUXNXQ
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Thieving ancestors
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Humor
Confound these ancestors.... They've stolen our best ideas!
-- Ben Jonson
Website 4 the day:
Throwing balls on other worlds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyn4KGxku90
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Those who hate computers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.
-- Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle
Website 4 the day:
Building a safe alcohol heater:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1N-q3Zu6jngpSJdXUoSkWl4YKb26RCvAV/view
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Lacking skill
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Lack of skill dictates economy of style.
-- Joey Ramone
Website 4 the day:
Where to NOT to exchange money in Florence:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrhrV6lnvrc
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Evil's triumph
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
-- Edmund Burke
Website 4 the day:
Comparison of the world's tallest statues:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEPJDkZRdJU
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Doubt
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
-- Voltaire
Website 4 the day:
Transcribe recordings:
https://otter.ai/
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Very difficult
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Humor
Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.
-- Niels Bohr
Website 4 the day:
Strip out just the recipe:
https://www.justtherecipe.com/
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Strong snowman
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Humor
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
Website 4 the day:
Terms of service:
https://tosdr.org/
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Not as simple
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Things are not as simple as they seem at first.
-- Edward Thorp
Website 4 the day:
A tea-shirt:
https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/comments/s723hc/a_cup_of_teashirt/
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A great calamity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
It is surely a great calamity for a human being to have no obsessions.
-- Robert Bly
Website 4 the day:
Talking animal comics:
https://theycantalk.com/
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Machines
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.
-- Alan Turing
Website 4 the day:
Statue of Liberty:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkI_2yiIb48
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Bureaucracy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Bureaucracy is the enemy of innovation.
-- Mark Shepherd
Website 4 the day:
Find related words:
https://relatedwords.io/
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The past
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Humor
Whenever I think of the past it brings back so many memories.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
12 useful knots:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P9awFq3cgI
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Bibles
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
All Bibles are man-made.
-- Thomas Edison
Website 4 the day:
Python in the cloud:
https://www.pythonanywhere.com/
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Dental X-rays
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Humor
Another phrase for dental X-rays could be "tooth pics."
Website 4 the day:
100 facts about earth:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFDhOy2qVgE
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Prayer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Lead us in a few words of silent prayer.
-- Bill Peterson
Website 4 the day:
Ask an earth and space scientist:
https://askanearthspacescientist.asu.edu/
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Deceiving statements
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Even if you can deceive people about a product through misleading statements, sooner or later the product will speak for itself.
-- Hajime Karatsu
Website 4 the day:
Animusic 1 & 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdUPgnMzHXg
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Picture postcard
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Humor
My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big satellite photo of the entire earth on it. On the back it said: Wish you were here.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Why a pentagon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqfopuQJtY8
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Doubt
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith.
-- Paul Tillich
Website 4 the day:
FedEx planning to add anti-missile lasers on their new planes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eijdlwft-C0
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Give me a sign
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Humor
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
Planets visible tonight:
https://www.almanac.com/astronomy/planets-rise-and-set
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Cereal prizes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
In the future, you're going to get computers as prizes in breakfast cereals. You'll throw them out because your house will be littered with them.
-- Robert Lucky
Website 4 the day:
Start a career in web development:
https://www.theodinproject.com/
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Recipe for a chuckle
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
If you boil a funny bone you get a laughing stock.
Website 4 the day:
Game rules:
https://gamerules.com/
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Comedians don't laugh
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.
-- James Lipton
Website 4 the day:
Writing an elevator pitch:
https://www.scienceofpeople.com/elevator-pitch/
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That joke was rich
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
A rich man's joke is always funny.
-- Thomas Edward Brown
Website 4 the day:
Coupons on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/Coupons
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Sorry circumstances
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
-- Norman Wisdom
Website 4 the day:
Mythbusters for the impatient:
https://www.youtube.com/c/MythbustersImpatient
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Every dogman
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022,
In :
Humor
Every dogman has its day.
-- Anthony Burgess
Website 4 the day:
Independent search engine:
https://www.mojeek.com/
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A handsome woman
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years.
-- J. B. Priestley
Website 4 the day:
Literature clock:
https://literature-clock.jenevoldsen.com/
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Well informed men
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Website 4 the day:
Mickey Mouse in Viet Nam (1960's short):
https://youtu.be/JOiKgrSUWWk
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Writing a book
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
I am writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life. It's an oughtobiography.
Website 4 the day:
AI breaks NES Tetris:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_KY_EwZEVA
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Sunburned locations
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
How DuPont poisoned the world:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pW2ATrDnA8
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Live my life over
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
-- W. C. Fields
Website 4 the day:
Create virtual machines fast:
https://itsfoss.com/quickgui/
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A stationery store
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
Executive ability
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.
-- Earl Nightingale
Website 4 the day:
Robot comedian:
https://zed.cam/
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In the army
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
-- Spike Milligan
Website 4 the day:
Logos, logos, logos:
https://1000logos.net/
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Yield to temptation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
Yield to temptation. I may not pass your way again.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Website 4 the day:
Useful Windows CMD tools:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/20-run-commands-windows
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Hiding elephants
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
Why do you never see elephants hiding behind trees? They’re so good at it.
Website 4 the day:
Statue of Liberty's torch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ybKILVz2Xc
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Rules
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?
-- Leo Durocher
Website 4 the day:
Machine ethics demo:
https://delphi.allenai.org/
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Leading to Congress
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
-- Milton Berle
Website 4 the day:
Biking on a wind turbine blade:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR4maEf-eCY
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Window shopping
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
-- Tommy Cooper
Website 4 the day:
What time is it at:
https://timezone.fyi/
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Unique marriage license
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
I'm the only man in the world with a marriage license made out to whom it may concern.
-- Mickey Rooney
Website 4 the day:
Remove photo objects:
https://cleanup.pictures/
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The nature of work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired.
-- Michel Tournier
Website 4 the day:
Best pitch decks for startups:
https://slidebean.com/blog/best-pitch-deck-templates-for-startups
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Love changes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby—awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
-- Lemony Snicket
Website 4 the day:
Top websites:
https://www.semrush.com/website/top
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Clover and ivy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
I mixed a four-leaf clover with poison ivy and got a rash of good luck.
Website 4 the day:
Inventors whose inventions killed them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4LhsiI0L9g
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Toaster avoidance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
Never put a sock in a toaster.
-- Eddie Izzard
Website 4 the day:
Toxic sites in the US:
https://projects.propublica.org/toxmap/
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Growing up with siblings
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.
-- Robert Brault
Website 4 the day:
The can opener bridge:
https://11foot8.com/
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Less like an adult
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
I like to think of myself less like ‘an adult’ and more like a ‘former fetus.’.
-- Anna Kendrick
Website 4 the day:
Loop a Youtube video:
youtuberepeater.com
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Management
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.
-- Peter Drucker
Website 4 the day:
Bypass Youtube age restrictions:
https://nsfwyoutube.com/
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Getting old
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
-- Bob Hope
Website 4 the day:
Mix two Youtube videos:
https://youtube-dj.com/
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Love is the answer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
In :
Humor
If love is the answer, can you please rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin
Website 4 the day:
Make and sell NFTs:
https://www.makeuseof.com/how-to-make-sell-nft-art
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Writing underwater
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022,
In :
Humor
I have a pen that can write underwater. It can write other words also.
Website 4 the day:
Text-to-speech:
http://www.cross-plus-a.com/balabolka.htm
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Marriage like mushrooms
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022,
In :
Humor
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
Cognitive bias codex:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/65/Cognitive_bias_codex_en.svg
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The will of the people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022,
In :
Humor
You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago we were swept away by the Macarena.
-- Jon Stewart
Website 4 the day:
Prime number calculator:
https://www.calculatorsoup.com/calculators/math/prime-number-calculator.php
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Something pops in my head
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022,
In :
Humor
Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway.
-- Gilbert Gottfried
Website 4 the day:
Expand shortened URLs:
https://www.expandurl.net/
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Have it tough?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
If you think you have it tough, read history books.
-- Bill Maher
Website 4 the day:
Sphinx tunnels:
https://madainproject.com/sphinx_tunnels_chambers
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Reading the Bible
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022,
In :
Humor
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Search engine with summaries:
https://you.com/
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Fair treatment
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
-- Dennis Wholey
Website 4 the day:
Free images:
https://www.needpix.com/
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Not bragging, but
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022,
In :
Humor
I don't want to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours.
Website 4 the day:
Find broken web site links:
https://www.brokenlinkcheck.com/
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Plastic surgery
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022,
In :
Humor
I had plastic surgery last week – I cut up my credit cards.
-- Henny Youngman
Website 4 the day:
Probability is not always intuitive:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5Kj-XlZoV0&t=451s
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Hunting 2 hares
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
He that hunts two hares catches neither.
-- Desiderius Erasmus
Website 4 the day:
First-aid myths:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuEfAi0gThY
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False words
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil.
-- Plato
Website 4 the day:
The Mona Lisa:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElWG0_kjy_Y
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Wise poets
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022,
In :
Humor
Poets utter great and wise things which they do not themselves understand.
-- Plato
Website 4 the day:
Carl Sagan explains climate change:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp-WiNXH6hI
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Loud vessels
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.
-- Plato
Website 4 the day:
Curated documentaries:
https://ihavenotv.com/
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The importance of starting
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
The beginning is the most important part of the work.
-- Plato
Website 4 the day:
World's largest ebook library:
https://z-lib.org/
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4th Spatial Dimension
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022,
In :
Humor
Felix Klein was a bottle baby.
Website 4 the day:
Audio converter:
https://switch.en.softonic.com/
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Never angry
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
There are two things a person should never be angry at, what they can help, and what they cannot.
-- Plato
Website 4 the day:
Thesaurus and word tools:
https://www.wordhippo.com/
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The wisest man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing.
-- Plato
Website 4 the day:
Outage bingo:
https://outage.bingo/
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War's end
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Why we speak
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.
-- Plato
Website 4 the day:
Impartial news:
https://join1440.com/
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Do something
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022,
In :
Humor
Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
-- Jerry Garcia
Website 4 the day:
Tire technology:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9aX0vohM_8
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Work remaining
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022,
In :
Humor
The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.
-- Boves Theorem
Website 4 the day:
Business name generator:
https://namelix.com/
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Gifts of celery
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022,
In :
Humor
Someone keeps sending my celery. I don't know who is stalking me.
Website 4 the day:
Presentation maker:
https://www.beautiful.ai/
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Sweat's dividend
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get.
-- Ray Kroc
Website 4 the day:
AI text generator:
https://rytr.me/
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Expertise
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022,
In :
Humor
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr
Website 4 the day:
Create podcast interviews:
https://podcastle.ai/
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Working for myself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022,
In :
Humor
I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.
-- Rita Rudner
Website 4 the day:
Text to speech in the style of famous folks:
https://uberduck.ai
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Most feared
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022,
In :
Philosophy
In modern business it is not the crook who is to be feared most, it is the honest man who doesn’t know what he is doing.
-- William Wordsworth
Website 4 the day:
Crypto made simple:
https://whiteboardcrypto.com/
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Any amount of work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022,
In :
Humor
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment.
-- Robert Benchley
Website 4 the day:
Youtube alternative:
https://odysee.com/
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A matter of luck
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2022,
In :
Humor
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
-- Earl Wilson
Website 4 the day:
Write faster:
https://rytr.me/
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Limo without driver
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
Just spent $300 on a limousine rental and discovered that the fee does not include a driver. Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.
Website 4 the day:
The country that doesn't exist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXzhcfYlKFQ
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Accomplishing the impossible
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
-- Doug Larson
Website 4 the day:
Future underwater views:
https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/12/world/3-degrees-sea-level-rise-climate-central/index.html
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Who is stupid?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.
-- Kooper Salmo
Website 4 the day:
Break through paywalls:
https://12ft.io/
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A diamond's origin
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.
-- Henry Kissenger
Website 4 the day:
Map distortions:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blQLjKzZbv4
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The taxpayer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.
-- Ronald Reagan
Website 4 the day:
These sneakers do not exist:
https://thissneakerdoesnotexist.com/
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One person is better
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Website 4 the day:
Restoring a burnt watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz84M2UrOFs
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Approaching nervous breakdown
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russel
Website 4 the day:
Self-color analysis:
https://colorwise.me/self-analysis
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Glued cards
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
Sitting vs. standing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
-- Ogden Nash
Website 4 the day:
Anonymous email:
https://anonaddy.com/
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Tell your boss
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free.
-- Patrick Murray
Website 4 the day:
Online video editor:
https://www.flexclip.com/
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Climbing monkeys
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.
-- Joseph Stilwell
Website 4 the day:
Remove everything but the punctuation:
https://just-the-punctuation.glitch.me/
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Why join the navy?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?
-- Steve Jobs
Website 4 the day:
Cousin chart:
https://www.familysearch.org/blog/en/cousin-chart
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Workingman's friend
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
I am a friend of the workingman, I would rather be his friend than be one.
Clarence Darrow
Website 4 the day:
Ambient noise generator:
https://neal.fun/ambient-chaos/
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Ambition is a poor excuse
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
-- Charlie McCarthy
Website 4 the day:
Earth impact estimator:
https://impact.ese.ic.ac.uk/ImpactEarth/ImpactEffects/
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A rainbow's weight
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
How much does a rainbow weigh? Not much, it is pretty light.
Website 4 the day:
Copilot AI pair programmer:
https://copilot.github.com/
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Before his time
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the day:
The Appalachian Trail in 5 minutes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMgcrCdzYlo
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Be conceited
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
Website 4 the day:
Linux with Windows user interface:
https://www.windowsfx.org/
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Rich through hard work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: Whose?
-- Don Marquis
Website 4 the day:
These toons do not exist:
https://www.thesetoonsdonotexist.com/
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Hear/See/Speak
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil and you'll never get a job working for a tabloid.
-- Phil Pastoret
Website 4 the day:
Map of undersea cables:
https://www.vice.com/en/article/akgbea/this-3d-map-of-the-undersea-cables-connecting-the-globe-is-mesmerizing
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The key to success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.
-- Claude McDonald
Website 4 the day:
Free resume templates:
https://www.freesumes.com/free-resume-templates-for-ms-word/
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An expert
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
-- William Castle
Website 4 the day:
How many solar panels can power the world?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZEaYjo4ZJU
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A new pair
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
I bought a new pair of running shoes and haven't seen them since.
Website 4 the day:
Byte archive:
https://vintageapple.org/byte/
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Motivation doesn't last
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well neither does bathing. That's why we recommend it daily.
-- Zig Ziglar
Website 4 the day:
Curated least viewed vids:
https://what-the-robot-saw.com/
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Those who don't listen
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Leaders who don't listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.
-- Andy Stanley
Website 4 the day:
A graphic novel from NASA:
https://www.nasa.gov/specials/calliefirst/#book/
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Bad insomnia
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
-- Arthur Baer
Website 4 the day:
Slow motion spin art:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9pyKmmF3VM
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Nothing is illegal
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it.
-- Andrew Young
Website 4 the day:
High precision positioning:
https://openflexure.org/
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Battle challenge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed.
-- William Shakespeare
Website 4 the day:
Buy government surplus:
https://www.govdeals.com/
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If at first ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
If at first, you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Product placement:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l5oEgko6ds
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Speedbump fear
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021,
In :
Humor
I have a fear of a speedbump by my home. But I'm slowly getting over it.
Website 4 the day:
Find hidden cameras with your phone:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/use-smartphone-detect-hidden-surveillance-cameras/
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Too drunk to drive
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021,
In :
Humor
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener.
-- Kevin Hart
Website 4 the day:
Read without distractions:
https://outline.com/
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Black holes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Black Holes are where God divided by zero.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Reddit alternative:
https://teddit.net/
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Power corrupts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021,
In :
Humor
All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
-- Diana Wynne JonesBlack Holes are where God divided by zero
Website 4 the day:
Internet slang:
https://7esl.com/internet-slang/
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A coward
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman
Website 4 the day:
Morning messages to help stop misinformation:
https://bettermorningmessages.com/
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Happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Happiness equals reality minus expectations.
-- Tom Magliozzi
Website 4 the day:
Windows anti-spy tool:
https://www.oo-software.com/en/shutup10
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Perfume as art
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Perfume is the art that makes memory speak.
-- Francis Kurkdjian
Website 4 the day:
Make a sign:
https://observatory.db.erau.edu/generators/signs/
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Burger vs. steak
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
A burger has less energy than a steak because it’s in its ground state.
Website 4 the day:
Claim this bird:
https://www.windowsfx.org/
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No shrink in Hollywood
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.
-- Johnny Carson
Website 4 the day:
Beautiful noise:
https://mynoise.net/
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Envy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Envy is for people who don’t have the self-esteem to be jealous.
-- Benson Bruno
Website 4 the day:
Graph visualization:
https://www.graphviz.org/
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Age anxious
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.
I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Online diagram maker:
https://app.diagrams.net/
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Getting older
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
-- Tracey Ullman
Website 4 the day:
Preserved ghost towns:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/lists/americas-best-preserved-ghost-towns
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Money talks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.
-- Jill Shalvis
Website 4 the day:
Machine learning in Python:
https://scikit-learn.org/stable/
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The show goes on
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
The show doesn’t go on because it’s ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30.
-- Lorne Michaels
Website 4 the day:
California Covid-19 online vaccine record:
https://myvaccinerecord.cdph.ca.gov/
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Roof's cost
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
I complained to my builder about the cost of my roof. I thought it was on the house.
Website 4 the day:
HTML to PDF:
https://wkhtmltopdf.org/
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What is a quote?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
What is a quote? A quote (cognate with quota) is a cut, a section, a slice of someone's orange. You suck the slice, toss the rind, skate away.
-- Anne Carson
Website 4 the day:
Send files:
https://send-anywhere.com/
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Lead a horse
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving.
-- Cuthbert Soup
Website 4 the day:
Planetary ages:
https://www.kamogo.com/2
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Appallingly clear
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
What year you are in:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjypvmPeGV8
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Make more mistakes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.
-- Mitch Radcliffe
Website 4 the day:
Run Linux in your browser:
https://bellard.org/jslinux/
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Hard to admit
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
It's especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents, because, of course, you know so much more than they do.
-- Sean Cove
Website 4 the day:
Web-based free Photoshop alternative:
https://www.photopea.com/
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New skylight
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are furious!
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Automated web testing:
https://portswigger.net/burp/communitydownload
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Accident with Vicks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
A truck loaded with Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on the highway. There was no congestion for eight hours.
Website 4 the day:
Search faces:
http://www.pictriev.com/
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I had a dream
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror.
-- Amy Summers
Website 4 the day:
Koko couldn't talk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7wFotDKEF4
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Socks and donut holes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
Have you guys ever thought about the fact that socks are like the donut holes of underpants?
-- Travis McElroy
Website 4 the day:
Spy on military bases from space:
https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/research/a37014065/how-to-spy-on-military-bases-use-satellite-imagery
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Why dusting?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
“Why is it that when you wipe up dust it's called dusting but when you wipe up a spill it's not called spilling?”
-- Ellen DeGeneres
Website 4 the day:
Free New Zealand SMS:
https://temp-sms.org/
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Would like a kid
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.
-- Damien Fahey
Website 4 the day:
Find info of those who click on a link:
https://grabify.link/
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Money can't buy health
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
-- Dorothy Parker
Website 4 the day:
Free undergraduate and advanced degrees:
https://aui.me/
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Be proud!
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
Ladies pick funny things to be proud of.
-- Harper Lee
Website 4 the day:
How to get an EDU email:
https://www.saveourschoolsmarch.org/faqs/how-to-get-an-edu-email-address/
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Model making
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
I built a model of Mount Everest, and my son asked, 'Is it to scale?' I replied, 'No…it’s to look at.
Website 4 the day:
End harassment:
https://www.ihollaback.org/
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Breakthrough beginnings
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Do you know where your breakthrough begins? Your breakthrough begins where your excuses ends.
-- Patience Johnson
Website 4 the day:
Chatting with the departed:
https://www.sfchronicle.com/projects/2021/jessica-simulation-artificial-intelligence
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Cucumber and pickle
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
-- Ellen DeGeneres
Website 4 the day:
Hacking autonomous cars:
https://hackernoon.com/how-to-hack-self-driving-cars-vulnerabilities-in-autonomous-vehicles-jh3r37cz
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Truth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
We have truth in order not to die of art.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
Website 4 the day:
Online OCR:
https://www.i2ocr.com/
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Blessed is he
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
-- Alexander Pope
Website 4 the day:
Remove image backgrounds:
https://www.remove.bg/
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Jewelry
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles.
-- Sarah Phillips
Website 4 the day:
Better headlines:
https://coschedule.com/headline-studio
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Never lie
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie.
-- Mark Wahlberg
Website 4 the day:
Find software alternatives:
https://alternativeto.net/
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Humpty Dumpty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021,
In :
Humor
The summer was bad for Humpty Dumpty. But he had a great Fall.
Website 4 the day:
Jobs that no longer exist:
https://www.popularmechanics.com/culture/g36177735/odd-obsolete-jobs/?slide=1
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Eating elephants
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021,
In :
Humor
Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat.,
-- Todd Stocker
Website 4 the day:
News from all parts of the political spectrum:
https://ground.news/
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Listen to me!
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021,
In :
Humor
If everyone listened to me, the world would be a better place.
-- Aviva Moore
Website 4 the day:
Michelangelos' hidden drawings:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/michelangelos-hidden-drawings
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The sport of laziness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021,
In :
Humor
If being lazy was an Olympic sport, I would totally win the bronze.
-- Kevin Molesworth
Website 4 the day:
Ontological thoughts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXW-QjBsruE
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Looking better naked
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021,
In :
Humor
Exercise makes you look better naked. So does Tequila. Your choice.
-- Charles Bukowski
Website 4 the day:
Housecat history:
https://getpocket.com/explore/item/a-brief-history-of-house-cats
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The ship has sailed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021,
In :
Humor
That ship has not only sailed but has been dry-docked and turned into a museum.
-- Bob Odenkirk
Website 4 the day:
HP calculator museum:
https://www.hpmuseum.org/
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Good punch-lines
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021,
In :
Humor
Every good punch-line comes from being punched.
-- Maureen Muldoon
Website 4 the day:
Free classic books:
https://www.planetebook.com/ebooks/
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How kind you are
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021,
In :
Humor
No matter how kind you are, German kids are kinder.
Website 4 the day:
Church of the Later Day Dude:
https://dudeism.com/
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Having a sense of humor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
-- Larry Gelbart
Website 4 the day:
Web page to PDF:
https://webtopdf.com/
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Laughing in heaven
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
If you're not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
-- Martin Luther
Website 4 the day:
Tools in an outlet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzyOLVoUpqA
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Take a joke
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
-- Max Forrester Eastman
Website 4 the day:
1960's TV:
https://www.my60stv.com/
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Analyzing humor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
-- Elwyn Brooks White
Website 4 the day:
Chia car:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAz91k63Q9c
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Don't stop laughing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
You don't stop laughing because you grow old; You grow old because you stop laughing.
-- Michael Pritchard
Website 4 the day:
Free photo editor:
https://www.cartoonize.net/
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A joke's aim
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded.
-- George Orwell
Website 4 the day:
Privacy browser with free VPN:
https://www.epicbrowser.com/
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A neck brace
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021,
In :
Humor
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I’ve never looked back since.
Website 4 the day:
Understand math:
https://betterexplained.com/
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Can't win
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021,
In :
Humor
You can't win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
-- Robert Killinger
Website 4 the day:
When 1 second stretched to an hour:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh2cZKQZ1XA
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Naturally kind
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Laugh at yourself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.
-- Shirley MacLaine
Website 4 the day:
Rockets:
https://rockets.andegraf.com/
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Insults
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.
-- J. Russel Lynes
Website 4 the day:
Tee shirts with Wikipedia articles:
https://wikishirt.org/
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Seven days
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021,
In :
Humor
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
-- Mort Walker
Website 4 the day:
OpenToonz animation software:
https://opentoonz.github.io/e/
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If you can't laugh at yourself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas S. Szasz
Website 4 the day:
Free book summaries:
https://bestbookbits.com/
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Unmarried surgeon
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021,
In :
Humor
An unmarried transplant surgeon avoided dating due to his fear of rejection.
Website 4 the day:
Free audiobook summaries:
https://www.quickread.com/
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All things
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.
-- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Website 4 the day:
Key points of an article:
https://tldrthis.com/
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Laugh at yourself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
You have to laugh at yourself because you'd cry your eyes out if you didn't.
-- Emily Saliers
Website 4 the day:
Create YouTube shorts:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/create-shorts-with-youtube
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To err is human
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021,
In :
Humor
To err is human; to refrain from laughing, humane.
-- Lane Olinghouse
Website 4 the day:
Identify seals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUaNHA-WQWg
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Laugh!
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021,
In :
Humor
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.
-- J. M. Linsner
Website 4 the day:
How to learn electronics, programming, physics, and aeronautics:
https://github.com/joaocarvalhoopen/Guides_Linux-Programming-Electronics-Aeronautics
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Religion
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
One man's religion is another man's belly laugh.
-- Robert Anson Heinlein
Website 4 the day:
Under the Antarctic:
https://www.biographic.com/antarcticas-upside-down-world/
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Get people laughing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them almost anything.
-- Herbert Gardner
Website 4 the day:
Mount Everest:
https://mount-everest3d.com/3d-map/
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Girlfriend moved to Siberia
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021,
In :
Humor
My girlfriend moved to Siberia. Now she seems cold and distant.
Website 4 the day:
Online Spirograph:
http://htmlspirograph.com/
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Can't make it better
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
-- Erma Louise Bombeck
Website 4 the day:
Test an operating system without installing:
https://distrotest.net/index.php
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Humor is like springs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs -- jolted by every pebble in the road.
-- Henry Ward Beecher
Website 4 the day:
Digital learning:
https://learndigital.withgoogle.com/digitalgarage/courses
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Life is a joke
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the right punchline.
-- Becky Alunan
Website 4 the day:
Instagram video downloader:
https://www.downloadvideosfrom.com/Instagram.php
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Fine sense of the ridiculous
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
-- Edward Albee
Website 4 the day:
Facebook video downloader:
https://www.downloadvideosfrom.com/
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Believe absurdities
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
-- Voltaire
Website 4 the day:
YouTube downloader:
https://kwizzu.com/
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Only as good
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021,
In :
Humor
You’re only as good as your last haircut.
-- Fran Lebowitz
Website 4 the day:
Markdown editor:
https://dillinger.io/
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Sins of deserts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021,
In :
Humor
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is ok because the sin of pi is zero.
Website 4 the day:
Mac-and-cheese ice cream:
https://www.today.com/food/kraft-releases-mac-cheese-ice-cream-van-leeuwen-t225112
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Housekeeping
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021,
In :
Humor
Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.
-- Marcelene Cox
Website 4 the day:
Worst pandemic roommate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECxeA6OWpcA
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Narrow-minded
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021,
In :
Humor
He was so narrow-minded, he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
Molly Ivins
Website 4 the day:
If educational videos were like music videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G025oxyWv0E
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New firing range
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021,
In :
Humor
I’m thinking of opening a firing range where all the targets are shaped like computers with screens full of pop-up ads.
-- Dan Burt
Website 4 the day:
What is your food name?
https://www.playbuzz.com/mailib10/whats-your-food-nickname
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Very privileged
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021,
In :
Humor
I never feel more privileged than when I get angry about website design.
-- Kelly Oxford
Website 4 the day:
Text web browser:
https://lynx.browser.org/
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On the edge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021,
In :
Humor
Being on the edge isn’t as safe, but the view is better.
-- Ricky Gervais
Website 4 the day:
Repairing iPhone's cracked back glass:
https://digg.com/video/watching-how-a-cracked-iphone-screens-back-glass-gets-restored
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Two-year old vs. blender
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021,
In :
Humor
A two-year old is kind of like a blender, but you don’t have any top for it.
-- Jerry Seinfeld
Website 4 the day:
Does society collapse this century?
https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3xw3x/new-research-vindicates-1972-mit-prediction-that-society-will-collapse-soon
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Cheap hair piece
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021,
In :
Humor
I bought a hair piece at a yard sale for only $1. It was a small price toupee.
Website 4 the day:
Elephant translation:
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-first-google-translate-for-elephants-debuts/
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Learning from mistakes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021,
In :
Humor
I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
-- Pakalu Papito
Website 4 the day:
Parametric 3D modeling:
https://openscad.org/
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Daydreaming
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021,
In :
Humor
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Chicken embryo developing in glass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOLy6J1Sorg
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Do it right!
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.
-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Website 4 the day:
Browse privately:
https://www.epicbrowser.com/
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Very creepy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
-- Tina Fey
Website 4 the day:
Poetry:
https://poets.org/
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Good work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
The reward for good work is more work.
-- Francesca Elisia
Website 4 the day:
Try out WIndows 11:
https://win11.blueedge.me/
(enter anything for a password and press Enter)
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Make mistakes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams
Website 4 the day:
Video editor:
https://www.avs4you.com/
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I was shocked
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021,
In :
Humor
I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof
Website 4 the day:
Unusual products:
https://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/
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It's hard doing nothing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021,
In :
Humor
Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.
-- Leslie Nielsen
Website 4 the day:
This night sky does not exist:
https://arthurfindelair.com/thisnightskydoesnotexist/
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Don’t grow old
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
We don’t grow old. When we cease to grow, we become old.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Website 4 the day:
This beach does not exist:
https://thisbeachdoesnotexist.com/
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The flavor of failure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
-- Truman Capote
Website 4 the day:
This city does not exist:
http://thiscitydoesnotexist.com/
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The future, day-by-day
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
This car does not exist:
https://www.thisautomobiledoesnotexist.com/
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Look at the past and the future
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare.
-- Lisa Lieberman-Wang
Website 4 the day:
This word does not exist:
https://www.thisworddoesnotexist.com/
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Other's noise
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your inner voice
-- Steve Jobs
Website 4 the day:
This chemical does not exist:
https://thischemicaldoesnotexist.com/
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How many lemons?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021,
In :
Humor
How many lemons grow on a tree? All of them.
Website 4 the day:
This horse does not exist:
https://thishorsedoesnotexist.com/
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Less anxious
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
One is a great deal less anxious if one feels perfectly free to be anxious.
-- Alan Watts
Website 4 the day:
This foot does not exist:
https://thisfootdoesnotexist.com/
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Facts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Facts are stubborn things
-- John Adams
Website 4 the day:
This meme does not exist:
https://imgflip.com/ai-meme
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I wish
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021,
In :
Humor
I wish we could become better strangers.
-- William Shakespeare
Website 4 the day:
These lyrics do not exist:
https://theselyricsdonotexist.com/
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Better to buy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
It's far better to buy a wonderful company at a fair price than a fair company at a wonderful price.
-- Warren Buffett
Website 4 the day:
This snack does not exist:
https://thissnackdoesnotexist.com/
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If you were the prize
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021,
In :
Humor
If you were the prize at the end of my race, I would walk backwards.
-- Judge Judy
Website 4 the day:
This startup does not exist:
https://thisstartupdoesnotexist.com/
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Not a fact
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Impossible is not a fact. Impossible is an opinion.
-- Elizabeth Holmes
Website 4 the day:
This rental does not exist:
https://thisrentaldoesnotexist.com/
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Resistance training
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
I am trying resistance training. I refuse to exercise.
Website 4 the day:
Comic artwork tool:
https://medibangpaint.com/en/pc/
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What the world needs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
-- Oscar Levant
Website 4 the day:
Open source GUI prototyping tool:
https://pencil.evolus.vn/
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Dying on Mars
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact.
-- Elon Musk
Website 4 the day:
Language affects judgments:
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0010027721000524/
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Swiss army
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
-- Billy Connolly
Website 4 the day:
3D models:
https://thangs.com/
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Like a baby
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan
Website 4 the day:
Perfectly timed photos:
https://www.perfectlytimedphotos.com/
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To err is human
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Continue reading ...
Dancing with opportunity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Opportunity dances with those already on the dance floor.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Website 4 the day:
Trust:
https://ncase.me/trust/
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Suck at the trumpet
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
If you suck at playing the trumpet, that is probably why.
Website 4 the day:
Ankle exoskeletons:
https://www.freethink.com/articles/ankle-exoskeleton
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Women
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Women are made to be loved, not understood.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Your age on other planets:
https://www.kamogo.com/2
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If you were an idiot
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
End of world countdown:
https://www.kamogo.com/21
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Observing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
You can observe a lot by just watching.
-- Yogi Berra
Website 4 the day:
Application security - community edition:
https://portswigger.net/burp/releases/professional-community-2021-4-3?requestededition=community
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Something for nothing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
When you get something for nothing, you just haven’t been billed for it yet.
-- Franklin P. Jones
Website 4 the day:
Operation Hat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p21mGfEnymw
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So ugly
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Break glass:
https://www.breakstuffbayarea.com/
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Defining middle age
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
-- E. Joseph Cossman
Website 4 the day:
Send some snow:
https://www.breakstuffbayarea.com/
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Six out of seven
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
Six of seven dwarves aren't Happy.
Website 4 the day:
Capture MP3s from YouTube:
https://ytmp3.cc/youtube-to-mp3/
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Lost in thought
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Electric planes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj4PE9uATJA
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Never believe
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe him.
-- Charles de Gaulle
Website 4 the day:
Library of Babel:
https://libraryofbabel.info/
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Being wise
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
-- Sam Levesnson
Website 4 the day:
No code web and mobile app development:
https://solutions.appsheet.com/
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Horse money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.
-- Franklin P. Jones
Website 4 the day:
PDF Tools for Windows:
https://tools.pdf24.org/en/creator
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Crying over an onion
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Python for low-cost microcontrollers:
https://circuitpython.org/
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Forced to live
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
-- W. C. Fields
Website 4 the day:
Balanced news:
https://www.allsides.com/
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Autocorrect
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
I wish I knew
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
-- Eubie Blake
Website 4 the day:
Library of mistakes:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/podcast-library-of-mistakes
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The trouble with jogging
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.
-- Franklin P. Jones
Website 4 the day:
Classic movies:
https://www.classiccinemaonline.com/
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When to start
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
The time to begin most things is ten years ago.
-- Mignon McLaughlin
Website 4 the day:
Follow a raindrop:
https://river-runner.samlearner.com/
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It takes 20 years
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son – and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
-- Helen Rowland
Website 4 the day:
Drama of metal forming:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEatTMQsGtg
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When I was kidnapped
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Intuitive vector graphics editor:
https://boxy-svg.com/
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The internet is great
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Visualize mathematics:
https://www.imaginary.org/program/surfer
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Three unwritten rules
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021,
In :
Humor
The three unwritten rules of business:
Website 4 the day:
Tattoo ideas:
https://tattoo-ideas.com/
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Bird target
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Today, when I stepped outside, I got shit on by a bird. But I’m still going back outside tomorrow.
-- Christie Craig
Website 4 the day:
Human echolocation:
https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0252330
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Stirred but not shaken
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021,
In :
Humor
I’m not confused, I’m just well mixed.
-- Robert Frost
Website 4 the day:
Artificial inflation of climate news:
https://syntheticmessenger.labr.io/
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Pie slicing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021,
In :
Humor
Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.
-- Yogi Berra
Website 4 the day:
Documentaries:
https://www.documentarystorm.com/
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Confusion
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty.
-- Edward R Murrow
Website 4 the day:
Need someone to talk to?
https://www.7cups.com/
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Something for nothing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021,
In :
Humor
When you get something for nothing, you just haven’t been billed for it yet.
-- Franklin P. Jones
Website 4 the day:
Planning D Day:
https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/a15909/how-d-day-was-planned-1944
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Single because ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021,
In :
Humor
Tree identification
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021,
In :
Humor
You can tell a tree is a dogwood tree by its bark.
Website 4 the day:
Slide rule simulators:
https://www.sliderules.org/
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Support bacteria
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021,
In :
Humor
Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Spoof calls:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBsh9cC3FH4
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Why shoes?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021,
In :
Humor
We only need to wear shoes because the British built roads which hurt our feet.
-- Anthony Burgess
Website 4 the day:
Weirdness of computers:
https://suricrasia.online/iceberg/
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Keeping calm
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021,
In :
Humor
The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.
-- Franklin P. Jones
Website 4 the day:
Scanner art:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2yTNVebKR4
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Do you mind?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021,
In :
Humor
Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the day:
First person look at the Capitol Riot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hszd21sQa0s
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Things we do
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
-- Aesop
Website 4 the day:
Silicon Valley Idea Generator:
https://www.kamogo.com/5
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Something to do
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021,
In :
Humor
Just go up to somebody on the street and say, “You’re it!” and just run away.
-- Ellen Degeneres
Website 4 the day:
Google Docs templates:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/24-google-docs-templates-will-make-life-easier
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ID theft
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021,
In :
Humor
My friend David had his ID stolen. He is now just Dav.
Website 4 the day:
Internet radio station list:
https://www.internet-radio.com/
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Working in a pet store
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021,
In :
Humor
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Lost English letters:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJxKyh9e5_A
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You're old
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021,
In :
Humor
You know you’re old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot.
-- Phyllis Diller
Website 4 the day:
Have you been in a data breach?
https://monitor.firefox.com/
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Behind every great man...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021,
In :
Humor
Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.
-- Jim Carrey
Website 4 the day:
Create Windows shortcuts that don't ask UAC permissions:
https://www.tenforums.com/tutorials/57690-create-elevated-shortcut-without-uac-prompt-windows-10-a.html
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Follow the masses
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021,
In :
Humor
Be careful when you blindly follow the Masses… Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
-- Leonardo DiCaprio
Website 4 the day:
Windows Image Viewer:
https://www.faststone.org/FSViewerDetail.htm
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Talk is cheap?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021,
In :
Humor
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
Franklin P. Jones
Website 4 the day:
Selenium automated browser:
https://www.selenium.dev/
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All psychos
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Everyone is a psycho, and the average of all psychos is what we call normal.
-- Chetan Bhagat
Website 4 the day:
Python library to access Excel spreadsheets:
https://openpyxl.readthedocs.io/en/stable/
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Dividing the Red Sea
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021,
In :
Humor
Did Moses divide the Red Sea by using a sea-saw?
Website 4 the day:
Three famous burgers recreated:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBEmFxdpQGI
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Constantly smiling
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021,
In :
Humor
Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.
-- Laurell K. Hamilton
Website 4 the day:
Painting a "transparent" wall:
https://digg.com/video/graffiti-artist-shows-how-he-pulls-off-painting-a-transparent-wall
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Grooming
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021,
In :
Humor
If I were to start taking care of my grooming, I would no longer be my own self; so, the hell with it.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Free open-source password manager:
https://www.passbolt.com/
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Very sad
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing is more sad than the death of an illusion.
-- Arthur Koestler
Website 4 the day:
Terms & Conditions - the game:
https://termsandconditions.game/
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Education
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021,
In :
Humor
Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Rocking a stuck roller coaster:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9qAnG-7OzU
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Make an editor happy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021,
In :
Humor
Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very;’ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Glass breaking at 800,000 frames per second:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE7ug2okU-E
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Teaching
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
It is noble to teach oneself, but still nobler to teach others—and less trouble.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Vegetables eaten by mealworms:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2cjocJKZb0
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Be there or be square
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 29, 2021,
In :
Humor
"Be there or be square" means that you are not a-round.
Website 4 the day:
Inflate and animate a drawing:
https://monstermash.zone/
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A starving dog
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 29, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
How strong is your password?
https://www.uic.edu/apps/strong-password/
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Secret of success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 29, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Hackable text editor:
https://atom.io/
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Waking women in love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 29, 2021,
In :
Humor
Don’t wake up a woman in love. Let her dream, so that she does not weep when she returns to her bitter reality.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Screen capture and video editing:
https://www.movavi.com/
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Stupid arguing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 29, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Build machine learning models:
https://www.edgeimpulse.com/
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Forbidden
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 29, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
The funniest things are forbidden.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Robot simulator:
http://gazebosim.org/
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Language for the deaf and blind
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 29, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Anonymous email:
https://www.5ymail.com/
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Adjective forms
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021,
In :
Humor
Since the adjective of "metal" is "metallic" shouldn't the adjective of "iron" be "ironic"?
Website 4 the day:
Ash Kyd's website:
https://ash.ms/vlog/
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Wife's mood ring
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021,
In :
Humor
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When she's in a good mood it turns blue, but when she's in a bad mood there's a red mark across my forehead.
-- Jeff Foxworthy
Website 4 the day:
SQL injection penetration testing tool:
https://sqlmap.org/
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Valuable truth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021,
In :
Humor
Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession and therefore are economical in its use.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Live captioning on desktop Google Chrome:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/enable-live-captions-in-chrome-desktop
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Down to earth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021,
In :
Humor
I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth.
-- Karl Lagerfeld
Website 4 the day:
Where to watch ducks:
https://sickofthis.xyz/
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Wetness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021,
In :
Humor
How very wet this water is.
-- L. Frank Baum
Website 4 the day:
How long have you traveled:
https://www.kamogo.com/14
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Foolish money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021,
In :
Humor
Quantum understanding
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
If you think you understand quantum mechanics, you don't understand quantum mechanics.
-- Richard Feynmann
Website 4 the day:
Some word origins:
https://scroll.in/article/991381/five-words-that-dont-mean-what-you-think-they-do
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Pub walking
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021,
In :
Humor
It only takes me minutes to walk to the pub and over a half-hour to go home. The difference is staggering.
Website 4 the day:
Free, secure email:
https://www.mailpile.is/
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The Interstate Highway System
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 21, 2021,
In :
Humor
Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything.
-- Charles Kuralt
Website 4 the day:
Koko's final message:
https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/lpypdt/kokos_final_message_to_humanity/
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Accountable to nobody
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 21, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
A body of men holding themselves accountable to nobody ought not to be trusted by anybody.
-- Thomas Paine
Website 4 the day:
Natural medicine database:
http://naturaldatabaseconsumer.therapeuticresearch.com/
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Moldy bread and you
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 21, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.
-- Muhammad Ali
Website 4 the day:
Sewing with your Swiss Army knife:
https://youtu.be/V2UPOmhnwQA
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Be someone else
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 21, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are.
-- Kurt Cobain
Website 4 the day:
Logarithmic maps of the universe:
https://www.astro.princeton.edu/universe/
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Success dreams
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 21, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Master your future
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 21, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
You can't master your future if you're still a slave to your past.
-- Rihanna
Website 4 the day:
MS-DOS source code:
https://github.com/microsoft/MS-DOS
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Worse than raining cats and dogs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 8, 2021,
In :
Humor
I thought it was bad raining cats and dogs, but it got worse when hailing taxis.
Website 4 the day:
Intelligent flash cards:
https://apps.ankiweb.net/
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Obey all the rules
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 8, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Luck is
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 8, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.
-- Aaron Allston
Website 4 the day:
Get a link to pasted text:
https://pastebin.com/
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Greatest inspiration
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 8, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.
-- Jon Stewart
Website 4 the day:
SQL hacking training:
https://app.hackedu.com/demo
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Multiply opportunities
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 8, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu
Website 4 the day:
Visualize Python code:
http://pythontutor.com/
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Privacy and accountability
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 8, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
When it comes to privacy and accountability, people always demand the former for themselves and the latter for everyone else.
-- David Brin
Website 4 the day:
Music by train:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBNHmUT3GPg
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Forget to see
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 8, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
To see we must forget the name of the thing we are looking at.
-- Claude Monet
Website 4 the day:
Generate emoji passwords:
https://www.kamogo.com/16
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Bumping plates
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
When one tectonic plate bumped into another it said "Sorry! My fault."
Website 4 the day:
DIY Big Mac:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgIfypeptJw
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Not living our dreams
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 2, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears.
-- Les Brown
Website 4 the day:
Ants eating an orange segment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZerSwuw1rU
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Useless plans
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 2, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.
-- Dwight Eisenhower
Website 4 the day:
Remove common words:
https://www.kamogo.com/9
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Look around
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 2, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
If you look around the room, and you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.
-- Lorne Michaels
Website 4 the day:
14 experiments gone wrong:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDQd_ATdkpg
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Make mistakes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 2, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
If you're not making mistakes, then you're not making decisions.
-- Catherine Cook
Website 4 the day:
Find disk hogs:
https://www.jam-software.com/treesize_free
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A good memory
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
I distinctly remember forgetting that.
-- Clara Barton
Website 4 the day:
AI or not AI?
https://tidiosurveys.typeform.com/to/Qhh2ILd0
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Surprising cost
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton
Website 4 the day:
Odd programming languages:
https://catseye.tc/article/Languages.md
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A fitting title
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021,
In :
Humor
The purchasing manager for a medical department was given the title "buy-ologist."
Website 4 the day:
Read and write image metadata:
https://exiftool.org/
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It takes so long
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021,
In :
Humor
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
The recumbent bike:
https://thereader.mitpress.mit.edu/a-complete-illustrated-history-of-the-recumbent-bicycle
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True wisdom
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
The only true wisdom is knowing that you know nothing.
-- Socrates
Website 4 the day:
How long until:
https://www.kamogo.com/11
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Bad taste
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.
-- Mel Brooks
Website 4 the day:
Foolish calculators:
https://www.fool.com/calculators/index
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Didn't go to college
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021,
In :
Humor
I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would have taken all my tests at a restaurant, because the customer is always right.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Website 4 the day:
Cartoon skeletons:
https://www.boredpanda.com/digital-art-photoshop-famous-cartoon-characters-anatomical-skeletons-luisrogeriop
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Factory work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021,
In :
Humor
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Omega Mart commercials:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGHxXw7Qcs8
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Man of my word
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021,
In :
Humor
Furniture calls
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021,
In :
Humor
The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was one night stand
Website 4 the day:
$1700 electric jeep:
https://electrek.co/2021/01/30/awesomely-weird-alibaba-electric-vehicle-1500-electric-jeep/
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Short-term thinking
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Short-term thinking is the greatest enemy of good government.
-- Anthony Albanese
Website 4 the day:
Humorous yearbook postings:
https://cheezburger.com/13677829/humorous-yearbook-quotes-that-echoed-into-eternity
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Traveling
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
You and I come by road or rail, but economists travel on infrastructure.
-- Margaret Thatcher
Website 4 the day:
Morse code malware:
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/new-phishing-attack-uses-morse-code-to-hide-malicious-urls/
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Wise man and foolish question
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
-- Bruce Lee
Website 4 the day:
Find anyone's email:
https://getemail.io/em
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Looking stupid
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Fear of looking stupid is the #1 killer of dreams. The worst part? The people who make you feel stupid are usually the ones least qualified to judge someone else's life.
-- Anthony Moore
Website 4 the day:
Guessing names:
https://flowingdata.com/2020/01/21/name-guess/
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Any fool
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain. And, most fools do.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Remove Windows watermarks:
https://winaero.com/download-universal-watermark-disabler/
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They first ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
-- Mahatma Gandhi
Website 4 the day:
Handheld EMP generator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siVGavpBiyA
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Broken grammar
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021,
In :
Humor
The semicolon broke grammar laws and was given two consecutive sentences.
Website 4 the day:
Pass the salt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nORRgU8sGdE
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Stupid fear
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Stop questioning
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.
-- Charles Proteus Steinmetz
Website 4 the day:
Find reasonable costs for health care procedures:
https://www.fairhealthconsumer.org/en
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Wise vs. fool
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
According to King Solomon, there is one major thing that differentiates a wise person from a fool: how he or she receives instruction and correction.
-- Michael Hyatt
Website 4 the day:
Making aluminum cans:
https://digg.com/video/how-aluminum-cans-are-made
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Essential learning
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
I learned pretty soon that it was essential to fail and be foolish.
-- Daniel Day-Lewis
Website 4 the day:
Microsoft Power Automate:
https://flow.microsoft.com/en-us/desktop/
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Famous hospital
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Our hospital was famous and had housed many great poets and singers. Did the hospital specialize in poets and singers, or was it that poets and singers specialized in madness?
-- Susanna Kaysen
Website 4 the day:
Select terminal colors:
https://terminal.sexy/
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Think I'm crazy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
People who think I'm crazy are people who are still not sure about themselves.
-- Anuj Jasani
Website 4 the day:
Political cartoons:
https://www.usnews.com/cartoons
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Napoleon's coat
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 28, 2021,
In :
Humor
Napoleon may not have designed the coat he wore, but he did have a hand in it.
Website 4 the day:
1891 American slang dictionary:
https://archive.org/details/americanslangdic00maitiala/page/n5/mode/2up
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Boredom
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 28, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Boredom is a lack of crazy. It's a lack of creativity. Invention. Innovation. If you're bored, blame yourself.
-- Katelyn S. Irons
Website 4 the day:
Inside a polar bear den:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQHAhPMNU2w
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Crazy theory
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 28, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.
-- Niels Bohr
Website 4 the day:
Russian space news:
http://www.russianspaceweb.com/
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Correct decisions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 28, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Sometimes correct decisions are not good decisions.
-- Hassan Choughari
Website 4 the day:
Global Forest Watch:
https://www.globalforestwatch.org/
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Greatest lesson
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 28, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Rule making
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 28, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Not all have brains
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 28, 2021,
In :
Humor
The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.
― Raheel Farooq
Website 4 the day:
Virtual lava lamp:
http://www.slightlyinteresting.com/lavalamp/lava.asp
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Beethoven would never succeed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 27, 2021,
In :
Humor
Everyone told Beethoven that he would never succeed in music, just because he was deaf. But did he listen?
Website 4 the day:
Online spirograph:
https://nathanfriend.io/inspirograph/
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Revenge strategy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 27, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
-- Confucius
Website 4 the day:
1,000,000 giraffes:
https://www.onemilliongiraffes.com/
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Young and foolish
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 27, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
We were young, we were foolish, we were arrogant, but we were right.
-- Daniel Ellsberg
Website 4 the day:
Minionese translator:
http://minionstranslator.com/
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Crazy people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 27, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Crazy people are considered mad by the rest of the society only because their intelligence isn't understood.
-- Wei Hui
Website 4 the day:
Helmet can stop alien abductions:
http://www.stopabductions.com/
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Talk to a fool
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 27, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
-- Euripides
Website 4 the day:
Guess Google's autocomplete results:
https://www.googlefeud.com/
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Perennial folly
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 27, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Folly is perennial and yet the human race has survived.
-- Bertrand Russell
Website 4 the day:
Send bulk emails in Gmail:
https://www.makeuseof.com/how-to-send-bulk-emails-gmail-from-sheets/
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Life and love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 27, 2021,
In :
Humor
Life is one fool thing after another, whereas love is two fool things after each other.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Worm composting:
https://digg.com/video/time-lapse-of-worms-composting-leaves-cardboard-and-paper-over-100-days
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Become a trash collector
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021,
In :
Humor
To become a trash collector you don't need much training. You just pick it up as you go along.
Website 4 the day:
Prank glitter bomb:
https://pranksanonymous.com/product/glitter-bomb/
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Success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
In order to succeed, you can’t be afraid to fail. Just do it and don’t let anybody tell you you can’t.
-- Faith Hill
Website 4 the day:
Modern Windows file manager:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/p/files/9nghp3dx8hdx?activetab=pivot:overviewtab
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Stop drawing lines
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
You can waste your lives drawing lines. Or you can live your life crossing them.
-- Shonda Rhimes
Website 4 the day:
Drones-eye view of a bowling alley:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgS54fqKxf0
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Forget "what" and think of "how"
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Forget about what you have to do for a second. How do you want to be for today?
-- Jane Scudder
Website 4 the day:
F-bomb in Beatles' "Hey Jude":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyo1ScwcDAc
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Done and perfect
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Done is better than perfect.
-- Sheryl Sandberg
Website 4 the day:
Animated engines:
http://animatedengines.com/
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Black clouds and blue skies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
My experiences remind me that it’s those black clouds that make the blue skies even more beautiful.
-- Kelly Clarkson
Website 4 the day:
High-performance Python compiler:
http://numba.pydata.org/
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Someday
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021,
In :
Humor
Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Denise Brennan-Nelson
Website 4 the day:
Email aliases:
https://polycred.com/
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Luggage theft
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021,
In :
Humor
I went on trial for stealing some luggage. It was a brief case.
Website 4 the day:
O RLY book cover generator:
https://dev.to/rly
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Like a sewer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021,
In :
Humor
Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
-- Tom Lehrer
Website 4 the day:
Golf-Tip:
https://1800golftip.com/
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Short weekends
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021,
In :
Humor
Wherever Dad is
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021,
In :
Humor
I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.
-- Jack Whitehall
Website 4 the day:
The Greek Antikythera Mechanism:
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-021-84310-w.pdf
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Afraid of success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021,
In :
Humor
My therapist says I’m afraid of success. I guess I could understand that, because after all, fulfilling my potential would really cut into my sitting-around time.
-- Maria Bamford
Website 4 the day:
Who hates who?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWX0bbGAd0k
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Living within your means
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021,
In :
Humor
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Nano vs. Bitcoin:
https://medium.com/nanocurrency/nano-is-what-bitcoin-hoped-to-be-a84aecf46b74
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The Los Angeles Angels
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021,
In :
Humor
Does it disturb anyone else that ‘The Los Angeles Angels’ baseball team translates directly to ‘The The Angels Angels’?
-- Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Website 4 the day:
C extensions for Python:
https://cython.org/
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Winter fat gone
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021,
In :
Humor
Finally, my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls.
Website 4 the day:
Official US Government website:
https://www.usa.gov/
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Sushi and plastic surgery
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021,
In :
Humor
A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
-- Graham Norton
Website 4 the day:
Open access journals and articles:
https://doaj.org/
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Beautiful sunrises
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021,
In :
Humor
There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.
-- Mindy Kaling
Website 4 the day:
Search the Dark Web:
https://ahmia.fi/
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Lack of communcation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021,
In :
Humor
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Escape Zoom meetings:
https://zoomescaper.com/
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Other's paths
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021,
In :
Humor
Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.
-- Ellen DeGeneres
Website 4 the day:
Slap-cooking a chicken:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHFhnnTWMgI
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Start of shopping season
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021,
In :
Humor
Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.
-- David Letterman
Website 4 the day:
Construct3 game maker:
https://www.construct.net/en
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Easy to be wrong
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
It is so easy to be wrong - and to persist in being wrong - when the costs of being wrong are paid by others.
-- Thomas Sowell
Website 4 the day:
Learn to draw:
https://drawabox.com/
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Moses
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021,
In :
Humor
Moses was a basket case.
Website 4 the day:
Create flowcharts:
https://flowchart.fun/
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Almost everything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021,
In :
Humor
90 percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon
Website 4 the day:
Interesting Engineering:
https://interestingengineering.com/
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Washington DC
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021,
In :
Humor
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John. F. Kennedy
Website 4 the day:
The Milky Way:
https://astroanarchy.blogspot.com/2021/03/gigapixel-mosaic-of-milky-way-1250.html
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Nice being a pessimist
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021,
In :
Humor
Defamation of character
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021,
In :
Humor
I was going to sue for defamation of character, but then I realized I have no character.
-- Charles Brakley
Website 4 the day:
Turbo encabulator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fjcJp_Nwvk
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Marriage alternative
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021,
In :
Humor
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.
-- Rod Stewart
Website 4 the day:
Retroencabulator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW2LvQUcwqc
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Don’t want a whole dessert
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021,
In :
Humor
'I don’t want a whole dessert; let’s just get two spoons.' - Former friends of mine
-- Anna Kendrick
Website 4 the day:
Lego Oreo cheesecake:
https://digg.com/video/this-stop-motion-oreo-cheesecake-made-out-of-legos-looks-mouthwateringly-delicious
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Dwarves and midgets
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021,
In :
Humor
Dwarves and midgets have little in common.
Website 4 the day:
Hamster obstacle course:
https://digg.com/video/hamster-obstacle-course-video
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Created 2 humans
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021,
In :
Humor
Sometimes I am amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets.
-- John Kinnear
Website 4 the day:
Welcome to the River Styx:
https://riverstyx.com/
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Yell at your kids
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021,
In :
Humor
If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.
-- Reese Witherspoon
Website 4 the day:
Time tracking:
https://toggl.com/track/signup/
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The younger generation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021,
In :
Humor
Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it.
-- Haim Ginott
Website 4 the day:
Screw types:
https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/86582542.jpg
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Helping folks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.
-- Frank Howard Clark
Website 4 the day:
Space videos:
https://mashable.com/article/4k-space-videos/
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Middle age fright
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021,
In :
Humor
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
-- Doris Day
Website 4 the day:
Face recognition in Python:
https://pypi.org/project/deepface/
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Not old enough
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021,
In :
Humor
No man is ever old enough to know better.
-- Holbrook Jackson
Website 4 the day:
Map of the universe:
https://share.smartnews.com/scPY
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Magazine collector
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021,
In :
Humor
I told my therapist about my obsession with collecting magazines. He said that I have a lot of issues.
Website 4 the day:
Find faces like yours on the internet:
https://pimeyes.com/en
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Learned from children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021,
In :
Humor
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
-- Franklin P. Jones
Website 4 the day:
Laundry symbols:
https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/86582534.jpg
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Nothing to do
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021,
In :
Humor
Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
-- Bob Phillips
Website 4 the day:
Privacy-centric browser:
https://librewolf.readthedocs.io/en/latest/
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The high road
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021,
In :
Humor
Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired.
-- Sandra Bullock
Website 4 the day:
Bicyling science:
https://direct.mit.edu/books/book/3998/Bicycling-Science
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Let me check my calendar
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021,
In :
Humor
I just realized that ‘Let me check my calendar’ is the adult version of ‘Let me ask my mom.
-- Noelle Chatham
Website 4 the day:
Virtual Reality meetings:
https://spatial.io/
?yola-link-is-coming=true
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Wrote children's books
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021,
In :
Humor
I wrote a few children’s books… not on purpose.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Check for email/password breaches:
https://www.confidently.com/databreach.html
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Worn out fast
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021,
In :
Humor
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents.
-- John J. Plomp
Website 4 the day:
Test Linux versions in a browser:
https://distrotest.net/
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Persistent debt
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021,
In :
Humor
Why babies?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021,
In :
Humor
Make no mistake about why these babies are here—they are here to replace us.
-- Jerry Seinfield
Website 4 the day:
Run classic operating systems in a browser:
https://youtu.be/2XYTARp4TNg
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X-rayed my head
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021,
In :
Humor
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.
-- Dizzy Dean
Website 4 the day:
Pick a color:
http://www.romeolight.com/products/cp1/
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How grateful
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021,
In :
Humor
I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity.
-- Gib Lewis
Website 4 the day:
Swiss Army Knife blades:
https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/86582538.jpg
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If we don't succeed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021,
In :
Humor
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
-- Dan Quayle
Website 4 the day:
Cloak your photos:
https://sandlab.cs.uchicago.edu/fawkes/
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Give a man a fish
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021,
In :
Humor
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Making the Slice of Life film:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjVowm9Sy9M
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Barbie popular?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021,
In :
Humor
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Amateur Blade Runner fan film:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyn0cLCMKsM
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Named after Einstein
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021,
In :
Humor
I was named after Einstein. Yeah, he was named in 1879.
Website 4 the day:
Sell your startup:
https://microacquire.com/
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Simply wise
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021,
In :
Humor
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
-- Sam Levenson
Website 4 the day:
Amazon product price history:
https://keepa.com/
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Slow children playing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021,
In :
Humor
I think those neighborhood signs that say ‘slow children playing’ are so very mean.
-- Zack Galifianakis
Website 4 the day:
15 facts:
https://15facts.com/
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Went to a meeting
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021,
In :
Humor
I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early
-- Jack Benny
Website 4 the day:
Anti-social media:
http://www.noiys.com/
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Missing fingers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn’t type any slower.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Website 4 the day:
Change computer screen color by time:
https://justgetflux.com/
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Wealth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants.
-- Epictetus
Website 4 the day:
You're the bomb:
http://thebomb.lol/
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Afraid of heights
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021,
In :
Humor
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
The deadliest pandemics:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/local/retropolis/coronavirus-deadliest-pandemics/
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My drug test
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 25, 2021,
In :
Humor
I scored high on my drug test.
Website 4 the day:
If you dug a hole straight through the earth:
https://www.antipodesmap.com/
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Everyone's asking
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 25, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, are married, or own a house as if life was some kind of grocery list. But no one ever asks if you are happy.
-- Heath Ledger
Website 4 the day:
Did CIA Observed 'Life On Mars' In 1984?
https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-weird-technology-declassified-documents-suggest-cia-observed-life-on-mars-in-1984-20210218
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The wind
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 25, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The realist adjusts the sails.
-- William Arthur Ward
Website 4 the day:
Legal definitions:
https://definitions.uslegal.com/
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Be stoic
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 25, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
To be stoic is not to be emotionless, but to remain unaffected by your emotions.
-- James Pierce
Website 4 the day:
Hear a color:
https://artsandculture.google.com/experiment/play-a-kandinsky/sgF5ivv105ukhA?hl=en
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Get started
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 25, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
-- Walt Disney
Website 4 the day:
How to sit on air:
https://digg.com/video/engineer-demonstrates-how-to-pull-off-the-sitting-in-the-air-trick
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Don't be angry
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 25, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
There are two things a person should never be angry at, what they can help, and what they cannot.
-- Plato
Website 4 the day:
Munch declared "Can only have been painted by a madman" on The Scream:
https://www.cnn.com/style/article/edvard-munch-the-scream-inscription-scli-intl/
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What happens to you?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 25, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Small swimming pool donation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021,
In :
Humor
A man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation for a local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Website 4 the day:
Ames window illusion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBap_Lp-0oc
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Popular labor-saving device
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021,
In :
Humor
The most popular labor-saving device is still money.
-- Phyllis George
Website 4 the day:
Convert Audible files to MP3:
https://openaudible.org/
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Love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Love is a great beautifier.
-- Louisa May Alcott
Website 4 the day:
Convert audio formats:
https://convertio.co/audio-converter/
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Nothing can erase
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha
Website 4 the day:
VIdeos of the Capital attack:
https://thepatr10t.github.io/yall-Qaeda/
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Traveling on the wrong road
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
No amount of travel on the wrong road will bring you to the right destination.
-- Ben Gaye, III
Website 4 the day:
Unbelievable Facts:
https://unbelievablefactsblog.com/
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Waiting for something to turn up
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
The person who is waiting for something to turn up might start with their shirt sleeves.
-- Garth Henrichs
Website 4 the day:
Get crows to move on:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb0CAqiImZE
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To err is human
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
To err is human; to refrain from laughing, humane.
-- Lane Olinghouse
Website 4 the day:
Python in 75 minutes:
https://youtu.be/VchuKL44s6E
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Stop imitating a flamingo
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021,
In :
Humor
When my wife insisted that I stop imitating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.
Website 4 the day:
Popsicle piano:
https://digg.com/video/someone-made-a-miniature-piano
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Joking gods
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021,
In :
Humor
Creative activity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or better.
-- John Hoyer Updike
Website 4 the day:
Secret menus:
https://secretmenus.com/
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How to be happy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021,
In :
Humor
It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.
-- Alan Alda
Website 4 the day:
Trump Twitter archive:
https://www.thetrumparchive.com/
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Anarchy and chaos
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Anarchy is not chaos, but order with out control.
-- David Layson
Website 4 the day:
SEO Guide:
https://yoast.com/complete-beginner-guide-to-seo/
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Peaceful eating
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
-- Aesop
Website 4 the day:
The International Obfuscated C Code Contest:
https://www.ioccc.org/
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The first casualty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
In war, truth is the first casualty.
-- Aeschylus
Website 4 the day:
Chicken slapping:
https://youtu.be/68L6JA_CnmU
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Someone stole my antidepressants
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
Someone stole my antidepressants. I hope he's happy!
Website 4 the day:
Beginner's guide to GIT:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/beginners-guide-to-git
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Critics are like eunuchs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
-- Brendan Behan
Website 4 the day:
Global sleep durations:
https://i.redd.it/etrutievbq661.png
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Save the earth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes.
-- P. J. O'Rourke
Website 4 the day:
Growing red pepper:
https://digg.com/video/red-bell-pepper-grow-time-lapse
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The road to hell
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
The road to hell is paved with adverbs.
-- Stephen King
Website 4 the day:
Toxicological analysis of George’s marvellous medicine:
https://www.bmj.com/content/371/bmj.m4467
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The trouble with this country
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
The trouble with this country is that there are too many people going about saying, ‘The trouble with this country is ….
-- Sinclair Lewis
Website 4 the day:
Darth by Darthwest:
https://digg.com/video/someone-inserted-cary-grant-into-star-wars
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No enemies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Machine learning in Python, Pytorch:
https://pytorch.org/
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Stupidity got us into this mess
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021,
In :
Humor
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Forest xylophone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_CDLBTJD4M
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What to call a used car salesman
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021,
In :
Humor
A used auto salesman can also be called a car-deal-ologist.
Website 4 the day:
Become a cartoon:
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The trouble with some women
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021,
In :
Humor
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.
-- Cher
Website 4 the day:
$1.50 logic analyzer:
http://www.ganssle.com/tem/tem411.html#article2
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Marxist and Fascist similarity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021,
In :
Humor
I’ve been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
-- Lee Grant
Website 4 the day:
Quantum mechanics, explained:
https://www.sciencealert.com/17-year-old-wins-global-science-prize-for-brilliant-explainer-on-quantum-mechanics
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A self-made man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021,
In :
Humor
He is a self-made man and worships his creator.
-- Henry Clapp
Website 4 the day:
Internet link problem reports:
https://downdetector.com/
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Compressing words
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021,
In :
Humor
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
Link and information manager for Chrome browser:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/braintool/fialfmcgpibjgdoeodaondepigiiddio
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I know a man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021,
In :
Humor
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
-- Johnny Carson
Website 4 the day:
Very short movie summaries: Log file explorer: http://glogg.bonnefon.org/
http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/
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The road to success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021,
In :
Humor
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Mars Perseverance rover landing trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpISn-B6VA0
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Adam and Eve were first
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
Adam and Eve were the first to ignore apple's terms and conditions.
Website 4 the day:
The science of funny:
https://digg.com/video/heres-the-funniest-joke-in-the-world-according-to-science
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Successful women
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.
-- Stephanie Piro
Website 4 the day:
Create Venn diagrams:
https://www.visme.co/venn-diagram-maker/
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Life in Lubbock
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth, and you should save it for someone you love.
-- Butch Hancock
Website 4 the day:
Personality quiz:
https://www.16personalities.com/
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Acts of God
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
The only people who still call hurricanes acts of God are the people who write insurance forms.
-- Neil deGrasse Tyson
Website 4 the day:
Haiku generator:
https://www.nsahaiku.net/
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Reincarnation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
I don’t believe in reincarnation, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
-- Shane Richie
Website 4 the day:
The Oregon Trail:
https://archive.org/details/msdos_Oregon_Trail_The_1990
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Instant gratification
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
Instant gratification takes too long.
-- Carrie Fisher
Website 4 the day:
Kitten cam:
https://explore.org/livecams/cats/kitten-rescue-cam
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Living in the past
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
I admit that I live in the past, but only because housing is so much cheaper.
-- Matt Wohlfarth
Website 4 the day:
Miniature animal sculptures:
https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2020/07/fanni-sandor-miniature-animals/
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One flower to another
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
One flower's stamen said to another's pistil "I like your style!".
Website 4 the day:
Penny helicopter:
https://www.airplanesandrockets.com/helicopters/penni-helicopter-jan-1970-aam.htm
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Best with coffee
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.
-- Henry Rollins
Website 4 the day:
Third generation glitter bomb:
https://digg.com/video/glitter-bomb-porch-pirate
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Income source
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
Filling out a credit card application, my friend came upon this question: ‘What is your source of income?’ She wrote: ‘ATM.
-- Michael Mcrae
Website 4 the day:
Will robots take your job?
https://willrobotstakemyjob.com/
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Where's the homework?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
I recently asked a student where his homework was. He replied, ‘It’s still in my pencil.
-- Larry Timmons
Website 4 the day:
Open source programming IDE:
https://codelite.org/
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Do it all over again
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
I asked my brother-in-law, the father of four boys, ‘If you had it to do all over again, would you still have kids?’ ‘Yes,’ he said. ‘Just not these four.
-- Sheila Lee
Website 4 the day:
Windows console emulator:
https://cmder.net/
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Harder on a relationship
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
Not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years or sharing an iPhone charger for one day.
-- Rhea Butcher
Website 4 the day:
Set up Windows Subsystem for Linux 2 (WSL2) after WSL is installed:
https://www.windowscentral.com/how-install-wsl2-windows-10
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Never at lunch
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
-- Ronald Reagan
Website 4 the day:
Set up Windows Subsystem for Linux (WSL):
https://www.windowscentral.com/install-windows-subsystem-linux-windows-10
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Formula for ice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
If the chemical formula for water is H
2O, is the formula for ice (H
2O)
3?
Website 4 the day:The world's first math mistake:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZVs6wF7nC4
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Normal is an illusion
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.
-- Charles Addams
Website 4 the day:
Free Machine Learning course:
https://www.coursera.org/learn/machine-learning
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Rock bottom
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, you realize that you're standing on another trap door.
-- Marisha Pessl
Website 4 the day:
Real-time Bitcoin monitor:
https://blocks.wizb.it/
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The devil you know
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021,
In :
Philosophy
Even the devil was an angel once.
-- M. Robinson
Website 4 the day:
Extremely buggy web app with 100 vulnerabilities:
http://www.itsecgames.com/
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Coffiee
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais
Website 4 the day:
Interactive cybersecurity platform:
https://defendtheweb.net/
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Furniture salesman
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
-- Les Dawson
Website 4 the day:
Learn hacking from Google:
https://google-gruyere.appspot.com/
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Not superstitious
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021,
In :
Humor
I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious.
-- Steve Carrell
Website 4 the day:
Windows 10 Powertoys:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/windows-10-powertoys/
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Chicken crosses the playground
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Website 4 the day:
Adventure:
https://emojiadventure.blogspot.com/p/chicken.html
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A happy man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
A happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwell too much on the future.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
If you are turned into stone:
https://randomthingstodo.com/13-things-to-do-if-you-suddenly-get-turned-into-stone
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Program solving made easy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.
-- Franklin P. Jones
Website 4 the day:
Dating site for the dead:
http://www.ghostsingles.com/
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The wisdom of age
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Elastic man:
https://www.adultswim.com/etcetera/elastic-man/app.html
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Get with the program
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
Every time I “get with the program”… somebody changes the channel.
-- Lynn Johnston
Website 4 the day:
Spacebar counter:
https://www.eggradients.com/tool/spacebar-counter
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You got to choose
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
-- Navjot Sidhu
Website 4 the day:
Computer-generated click bait headlines:
http://clickotron.com/
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Time spent
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Isolated people:
https://www.survivalinternational.org/uncontactedtribes
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Boy swallowed some coins
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, the nurse replied “No change yet.”
Website 4 the day:
Things organized neatly:
https://thingsorganizedneatly.tumblr.com/
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At the fork in the road
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
-- Yogi Berra
Website 4 the day:
Shared piano:
https://musiclab.chromeexperiments.com/Shared-Piano
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Guilty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.
-- Voltaire
Website 4 the day:
Let's start the new year off right:
http://attackofthecute.com/
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My own rules
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.
-- Si Robertson
Website 4 the day:
Guides on writing simple English:
http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/free-guides.html
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Progress
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity.
-- Thor Heyerdahl
Website 4 the day:
Online board games:
https://en.boardgamearena.com/
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Learning from mistakes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly.
-- Peter Cook
Website 4 the day:
Windows keyboard shortcuts:
https://www.softwareok.com/?seite=Microsoft/QuickTextPaste
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Clever and wise people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Windows text expander:
https://www.phraseexpress.com/
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Treat your wife
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
I read that you should treat your wife like you did on your first date. So, after dinner tonight I'm dropping her off at her parent's house.
Website 4 the day:
SpaceVIM:
https://spacevim.org/
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We are all mad
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Intiutive convolution:
https://betterexplained.com/articles/intuitive-convolution/
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Value yourself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Until you value yourself, you won’t value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.
-- M. Scott Peck
Website 4 the day:
Web Assembly:
https://webassembly.org/
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Don't know
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
A man doesn’t know what he knows until he knows what he doesn’t know.
-- Laurence J. Peter
Website 4 the day:
Find people's details based on their phone number:
https://medium.com/@santhosh23mj/gather-information-from-phonenumbers-using-phoneinfoga-7f4daa6bcea3
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True terror
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
-- Kurt Vonnegut
Website 4 the day:
Find people:
https://thatsthem.com/people-search
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Live moves fast
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
-- John Hughes
Website 4 the day:
Open source logic analyzer software:
https://sigrok.org/
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Imagination and knowledge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Colorize old photos:
https://www.myheritage.com/incolor
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So drunk
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
I got so drunk that I passed out in my fireplace. I slept like a log.
Website 4 the day:
Check a username across social media platforms:
https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock
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Talking to God
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic.
-- Jane Wagner
Website 4 the day:
System simulation in Python:
https://m-labs.hk/gateware/nmigen/
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Ant activity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
It’s only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.
-- Harry Hill
Website 4 the day:
Component search engine:
https://componentsearchengine.com/
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Black cat crossing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
-- Groucho Markx
Website 4 the day:
Classic cartoons:
https://www.youtube.com/user/8thManDVDcom
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Buying happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.
Gertrude Stein
Website 4 the day:
De-Googled Android OS:
https://e.foundation/
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Know everything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
You don’t have to know everything. You just have to know where to find it.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
RAM disk for Windows:
https://sourceforge.net/projects/imdisk-toolkit/
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Patriotism
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the day:
Family dog education:
https://www.thefamilydog.com/stop-the-77/
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Candy cane collection
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020,
In :
Humor
I have a candy cane collection. They are all in mint condition.
Website 4 the day:
All 403 Bob Ross episodes:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxcnsr1R5Ge_fbTu5ajt8DQ
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Laughing at mistakes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020,
In :
Humor
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.
-- Cullen Hightower
Website 4 the day:
The oldest song:
https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/the-oldest-song-in-the-world-written-3400-years-ago/
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Laughing at geniuses
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
-- Carl Sagan
Website 4 the day:
Boat with no moving parts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFsiydplCtw
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Shooting lies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
We're all islands shooting lies to each other across seas of misunderstanding.
-- Rudyard Kipling
Website 4 the day:
Phrases with racist pasts:
https://medium.com/an-injustice/7-racist-slurs-which-you-should-drop-from-your-vocabulary-885c56ba97ae
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Not so smart
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
It is not that I’m so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Open source hardware:
https://github.com/chipsalliance
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What to do
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
When you don't know what to do, do nothing. Be still.
-- Oprah
Website 4 the day:
Nobody has measured the speed of light:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTn6Ewhb27k
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Possible vs. impossible
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The possible is just the impossible that we’ve come to accept.
-- Stewart Stafford
Website 4 the day:
Privacy plan:
https://securityplanner.consumerreports.org/
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Crying strawberry
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
The baby strawberry was crying because his parents were in a jam.
Website 4 the day:
Try to make 2048:
https://play2048.co/
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He is insane
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
Ordinarily he is insane. But he has lucid moments when he is only stupid.
-- Heinrich Heine
Website 4 the day:
Find recipes for what you have:
https://www.supercook.com/
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Changing a man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
-- Natalie Wood
Website 4 the day:
Astronomy picture of the day:
https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html
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Dangerous weapons
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
Website 4 the day:
Lame Facebook posts:
http://www.lamebook.com/
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Secret of success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
The secret of success is to offend the greatest number of people.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the day:
Crossfade from the web:
https://crossfade.io/
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Raising children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
-- P. J. O'Rourke
Website 4 the day:
Making a PB&J:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm1NfUUCJgc
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Don't know where you are going
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
-- Yogi Berra
Website 4 the day:
Scream into the void:
https://screamintothevoid.com/
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Waking up grumpy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
Some mornings I wake up grumpy. And some mornings I just let him sleep.
Website 4 the day:
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Churchill's brilliant achievement
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to persuade my wife to marry me.
--Winston Churchill
Website 4 the day:
Uncontacted tribes:
https://www.survivalinternational.org/uncontactedtribes
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The value of loss
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
-- Mignon McLaughlin
Website 4 the day:
Spreadsheet database:
https://airtable.com/
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The taste of soap
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog.
-- Franklin P. Jones
Website 4 the day:
Create mobile apps from Google spreadsheets:
https://www.glideapps.com/
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Happy marriage
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
To keep your marriage brimming; with love in the loving cup… Whenever you’re wrong admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash
Website 4 the day:
Explore debates:
https://www.kialo.com/
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Love is the answer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.
-- Lily Tomlin
Website 4 the day:
Improve Windows security:
https://www.makeuseof.com/easy-ways-boost-security-microsoft-defender-and-windows-10/
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Like a cod
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the day:
Locate cell towers:
https://www.cellmapper.net/map
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Acupuncture
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Website 4 the day:
Free video conferencing:
https://meet.jit.si/
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A girl's faults
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girlfriends.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Pressure washer art:
https://digg.com/video/artist-uses-pressure-washer-to-paint-driveway-mural
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Remain silent
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
Free video processing software for astronomy:
https://www.astronomie.be/registax/
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Homework skills
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
-- Bill Waterson
Website 4 the day:
Three free collaboration boards:
https://lucidspark.com/
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One thing against Moses
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil!
-- Golda Meir
Website 4 the day:
Free task planner:
https://pdapps.org/kanbani/
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Procrastinate
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
-- Ellen DeGeneres
Website 4 the day:
An hour of active satellites:
https://streamable.com/u3v8ew
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1% of the effort
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
I'd rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort.
-- J. Paul Getty
Website 4 the day:
Linux on your Android phone:
https://hackaday.com/2020/10/07/linux-fu-the-linux-android-convergence/
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Horse's hay
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
After the horse ate all of his hay, he had a baleful look about him.
Website 4 the day:
Space images converted into sound:
https://www.system-sounds.com/
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Wiser women
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
-- James Thurber
Website 4 the day:
Moving with pets:
https://www.mymove.com/moving/guides/moving-pets-safely/
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More confidence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
Name logos:
https://www.textgiraffe.com/
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Confidence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.
-- Tina Fey
Website 4 the day:
122 Pythagorean Theorem proofs:
https://www.cut-the-knot.org/pythagoras/
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Doctor's good news
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
-- Steve Martin
Website 4 the day:
Talent sourcing:
https://usebraintrust.com
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Babies and contraception
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires.
-- Stephen Colbert
Website 4 the day:
Trimming a 100-foot palm:
https://digg.com/video/guy-rides-palm-trees-cut-fronds
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Newborn looks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like! It was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato.
-- Kevin Hart
Website 4 the day:
Face mask for Amazon employees:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AXx2XSI4Kw
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Why hummingbirds hum
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
The reason that hummingbirds hum is that they don't know the words.
Website 4 the day:
Ordering a pizza can be hard:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtVKaGpn8Gg
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A gotcha question
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
It doesn’t make it a gotcha question just because it got ya.
-- Jon Stewart
Website 4 the day:
Magpie janitor:
https://www.instructables.com/Train-Wild-Birds-to-Exchange-Litter-for-Food/
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A terrible childhood
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I’d have an excuse.
-- Jimmy Fallon
Website 4 the day:
Collatz calculator:
https://www.dcode.fr/collatz-conjecture
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You’re getting old
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out’.
-- Jerry Seinfeld
Website 4 the day:
WIndows-like Linux distro:
https://www.linuxfx.org/
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Failure and success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
It is failure that gives you the proper perspective on success.
-- Ellen DeGeneres
Website 4 the day:
G-suite cheat sheets:
https://www.customguide.com/cheat-sheet/g-suite-for-business-cheat-sheets.pdf
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Feminine intuition
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically foolproof.
-- Harry Haenigsen
Website 4 the day:
Military brownies:
https://digg.com/video/us-military-brownie-recipe
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Exhausting parenting
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
I don’t know what’s more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or the acting like you know what you’re doing.
-- Jim Gaffigan
Website 4 the day:
What's happening on the internet:
https://www.visualcapitalist.com/every-minute-internet-2020/
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Alternative titles
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020,
In :
Humor
librarian -> bookkeeper
referee -> game warden
dairyman -> cowboy.
Website 4 the day:
Stellar origin periodic table:
https://www.eurekalert.org/multimedia/pub/242813.php
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Very lucrative
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
In the world of big corporations, there's nothing more lucrative than to be fired well.
-- Calvin Trillin
Website 4 the day:
Slave voyages:
https://www.slavevoyages.org/
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What is a neighborhood?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020,
In :
Humor
A neighborhood is a residential area that is changing for the worse.
-- John Ciardi
Website 4 the day:
Code search:
https://searchcode.com/
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Women and children first
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020,
In :
Humor
The only reason they say, "Women and children first," is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
-- Judy Allen
Website 4 the day:
3D search:
https://thangs.com/
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Traveling companions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020,
In :
Humor
It's easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one.
-- Art Buchwald
Website 4 the day:
Decluttered search:
https://www.yippy.com/
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Life without music
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Without music, life would be a mistake.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
Website 4 the day:
Accelerate Python for scientific computing:
https://numba.pydata.org/
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Quit acting
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Quitting acting is a sign of maturity.
-- Marlon Brando
Website 4 the day:
Collaborative search:
http://searchteam.com/
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Grass without rain
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020,
In :
Humor
Two blades of grass were discussing the lack of rain, when one finally said "Guess, we'll have to make dew."
Website 4 the day:
NASA's images:
https://images.nasa.gov/
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Practical religion
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020,
In :
Humor
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford.
-- Betsy Salkind
Website 4 the day:
Search with images of found sites:
https://peekier.com/
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Boring
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Bores bore each other, too, but it never seems to teach them anything.
-- Don Marquis
Website 4 the day:
Search engine with privacy:
https://www.qwant.com/
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Worst asthma
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020,
In :
Humor
Asthma bothers me if I'm around dogs or cigars. The worst are dogs smoking cigars.
-- Steve Allen
Website 4 the day:
Free WordPress hosting for a year (cheap after that):
https://youtu.be/cG9kv5-5bPI
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Just sugar
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020,
In :
Humor
Cotton candy is just sugar made to look like insulation.
-- Mike Birbiglia
Website 4 the day:
Fast Python:
https://doc.pypy.org/en/latest/index.html
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Really bad cooking
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020,
In :
Humor
My cooking is so bad I have an oven that flushes.
-- Phyllis Diller
Website 4 the day:
Free VPN for a year:
https://youtu.be/m-i2JBtG4FE
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Adopted?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020,
In :
Humor
I asked my mother if I was adopted and she said, "Not yet, but we've placed an ad."
-- Dana Snow
Website 4 the day:
Flood a scammer:
https://scammerblaster.com/
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A blind date
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020,
In :
Humor
I had a blind date with a woman who carried a taser in her purse. She was stunning.
Website 4 the day:
Robots come in peace, written by AI:
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/sep/08/robot-wrote-this-article-gpt-3
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Sundials and stopped clocks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020,
In :
Humor
A stopped clock is right twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at night.
-- John Hodgman
Website 4 the day:
Mirror screens wirelessly:
https://letsview.com/
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Conquering Asia
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Genghis Khan conquered Asia with an army only half the size of New York City's civil service.
- Emmanuel Savas
Website 4 the day:
Defecation education:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=0Jjr21lFLCY
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Powerful men
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
All men with power ought to be mistrusted.
-- Jame Madison
Website 4 the day:
Free software:
https://www.ilovefreesoftware.com/
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Humans can't do this
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020,
In :
Humor
One thing computers can do that humans can't is sit in a sealed box for months.
-- Jack Handey
Website 4 the day:
Tight squeezes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdwOsSPvq9g
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Holding people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
It's useless to hold people to anything they say while they're in love, drunk, or running for office.
-- Shirley MacLaine
Website 4 the day:
Detailed cell phone specs:
https://www.gsmarena.com/
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Boring
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020,
In :
Humor
A bore is a person who talks when you want him to listen.
-- Ambrose Bierce
Website 4 the day:
AI boosts frames per second:
https://sites.google.com/view/wenbobao/dain
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Your first child
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020,
In :
Humor
After your first child, your role in life will be apparent.
Website 4 the day:
Battery race:
https://youtu.be/7jqImhd8Ggc
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My worst job
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020,
In :
Humor
My worst job was selling phones over the phone. I'd call people, and if they answered, I'd hang up because they already had one.
-- Remo Goodale
Website 4 the day:
Centennial lightbulb:
https://www.centennialbulb.org/photos.htm
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A dog or a child?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020,
In :
Humor
I can't decide between a dog and a child. Should I ruin my rug or my life?
-- Rita Rudner
Website 4 the day:
Android minus Google:
https://e.foundation/
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Advanced technology
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
-- Arthur C. Clarke
Website 4 the day:
Windows minus spyware:
https://ameliorated.info/
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Possible limits
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
-- Arthur C. Clarke
Website 4 the day:
Google keywords:
https://lsigraph.com
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Is it possible?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
-- Arthur C. Clarke
Website 4 the day:
Science news:
https://www.eurekalert.org/
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Money v. happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020,
In :
Humor
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
-- Bill Vaughan
Website 4 the day:
US air quality map:
https://gispub.epa.gov/airnow/
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Garden soil
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020,
In :
Humor
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
Website 4 the day:
Useless machines:
https://www.youtube.com/c/JosephsMachines
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Life is not fair
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Life is not fair; get used to it.
-- Bill Gates
Website 4 the day:
Earthquake map:
https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/
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What counts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
What counts can’t always be counted; what can be counted doesn’t always count.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Draw your signature:
https://createmysignature.com/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_open_source_software_packages
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Truth is beauty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020,
In :
Humor
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?
-- Lily Tomlin
Website 4 the day:
Info on the past:
https://www.whizzpast.com/
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Silence is golden
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.
-- David Tyson
Website 4 the day:
How much TP do you need?
https://tpfreedom.com/
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The ultimate mystery
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The ultimate mystery is one’s own self.
-- Sammy Davis Jr.
Website 4 the day:
Break glass to sound alarm:
https://theuselessweb.site/breakglasstosoundalarm/
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Sympathy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The more sympathy you give, the less you need.
-- Malcolm S. Forbes
Website 4 the day:
Map of the internet:
https://internet-map.net/
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Eating candy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Humor
I can eat candy with either hand. I am ambidextrose.
Website 4 the day:
Find similar websites:
http://www.moreofit.com/
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Gratitude
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Gratitude is riches. Complaint is poverty.
-- Doris Day
Website 4 the day:
The 5,000 best:
http://5000best.com/
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Make friends
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Website 4 the day:
Unusual Wikipedia articles:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Unusual_articles
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Happiness is not a place
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.
-- Margaret Lee Runbeck
Website 4 the day:
Spoiled photos:
https://www.spoiledphotos.com/
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The game of life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Life is a game and true love is a trophy.
-- Rufus Wainwright
Website 4 the day:
Word counter:
http://www.writewords.org.uk/word_count.asp
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Life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Life got to be about more than just solving problems.
-- Elon Musk
Website 4 the day:
Shorten URLs:
https://is.gd/
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Through hell
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
If you’re going through hell, keep going.
-- Winston Churchill
Website 4 the day:
History of a name:
https://www.behindthename.com/
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A calculated risk
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Humor
I took a calculated risk. Unfortunately, I am bad at math.
Website 4 the day:
The worst for sale:
http://theworstthingsforsale.com/
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Boredom
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Boredom: the desire for desires.
-- Leo Tolstoy
Website 4 the day:
Webcam toy:
https://webcamtoy.com/
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Conformity's reward
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.
-- Rita Mae Brown
Website 4 the day:
Strobe illusion:
https://strobe.cool/
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Alone and lonely
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
If you are lonely when you’re alone, you are in bad company.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre
Website 4 the day:
Move your mouse and draw a garden:
https://drawing.garden/
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Primary action
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Above all things, reverence yourself.
-- Pythagoras
Website 4 the day:
Potato or tomato?
http://potatoortomato.com/
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To love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
To love is to act.
-- Victor Hugo
Website 4 the day:
Click on the screen:
http://www.yesnoif.com/
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Life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Life is largely a matter of expectation.
-- Homer
Website 4 the day:
Smash walls:
https://smashthewalls.com/
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Not fat from beer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Humor
Beer doesn’t make you fat. It makes you lean….against bars, tables, chairs, and walls.
Website 4 the day:
Circular seal:
https://digg.com/video/circular-swimming-fixture-for-a-seal
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Concentration
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary.
-- Ray Knight
Website 4 the day:
Make art:
https://jacksonpollock.org/
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Be a conductor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.
-- James Crook
Website 4 the day:
Bouncing cats;
https://cat-bounce.com/
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Impossible works
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Every noble work is at first impossible.
-- Thomas Carlyle
Website 4 the day:
Ephemeral file sharing:
https://www.file.io/
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Forget style
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Forget about style; worry about results.
-- Bobby Orr
Website 4 the day:
Interesting book covers:
https://alwaysjudgeabookbyitscover.com/
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Saints and sinners
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
There is no saint without a past, no sinner without a future.
-- Augustine of Hippo
Website 4 the day:
Compare country sizes:
https://thetruesize.com/
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Solitary trees
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong.
-- Winston Churchill
Website 4 the day:
Boot many ISOs from one USB:
https://www.ventoy.net/en/index.html
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Dogs chasing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. That's absurd, my dogs don't even own bikes.
Website 4 the day:
The secret door:
http://ww3.safestyle-windows.co.uk/the-secret-door/
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An empty stomach
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
How animals eat their food:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=qnydFmqHuVo
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Grow yourself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
Is my computer on fire:
http://www.ismycomputeronfire.com/
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Safe with me
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
Your secrets are safe with me because, chances are, I wasn’t even listening.
-- Bill Murray
Website 4 the day:
Chewing gum prank:
https://www.stick-of-gum.com/
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What are you doing?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best – that is inspiration.
-- Robert Bresson
Website 4 the day:
Roomba quest:
https://st33d.itch.io/roomba-quest
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Settling
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
-- Maureen Dowd
Website 4 the day:
:Screen-play:
http://www.rememberspook.com/#
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Enlightenment
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.
-- Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes
Website 4 the day:
Innovation videos:
https://www.tis.tv/
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Replaced our bed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.
Website 4 the day:
Wasting time:
https://iwastesomuchtime.com/
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Wine, beer, and water
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Stories by the National Geographic photographers:
http://thephotosociety.org/
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Opportunity vs. doors
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
-- Kyle Chandler
Website 4 the day:
Free ebooks:
https://www.onread.com/
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Paths vs. trails
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Do not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Website 4 the day:
How much caffeine is safe?
https://www.caffeineinformer.com/death-by-caffeine/
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The journey
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The journey, not the arrival, matters.
T. S. Eliot
Website 4 the day:
Fantasy creatures:
https://fruitbatphoenix.com/
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Ineffectively small
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
-- Dalai Lama
Website 4 the day:
Making Hostess snack cakes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=VC601rjqdjY
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Saturn's rings
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
-- Mark Russell
Website 4 the day:
Are you rich?
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/08/01/upshot/are-you-rich.html
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Calf crossing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
Why did the calf cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Website 4 the day:
Facebook ad library:
https://www.facebook.com/ads/library/
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Door holding
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
I like holding the door for people who are far away, you know so they have to run a little.
-- Bill Murray
Website 4 the day:
Lego prosthetic arm:
https://www.cnn.com/videos/style/2020/07/17/great-big-story-lego-prosthetic-arm-gbs.great-big-story
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Eating a horse
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go ‘you know, I’m not as hungry as thought I was’?
-- Tim Vinel
Website 4 the day:
Jigsaw from your photo:
http://www.jigzone.com/
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The backache of love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020,
In :
Humor
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
-- George Burns
Website 4 the day:
Hidden smartphone codes:
https://www.rd.com/list/hidden-smartphone-codes-you-should-start-using/
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Looking back
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.
-- Marie Osmond
Website 4 the day:
Invisible Windows folders:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/create-invisible-folders-windows/
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Experience
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the day:
Curated list of starutup venture capitalists:
https://techcrunch.com/the-techcrunch-list/
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A thin line
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
-- Erma Bombeck
Website 4 the day:
Quackwatch:
https://quackwatch.org/
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Not a harp
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020,
In :
Humor
I went to a costume party and the host asked what I came as. I told him that I was a harp and he said that I was too small to be a harp. He called me a lyre!
Website 4 the day:
Amazing cakes:
https://time.com/5865483/croc-cake/
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Refuse to answer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020,
In :
Humor
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
-- Douglas Adams
Website 4 the day:
F22 flight controls:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Evhrk5tY-Yo#
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Trouble at the door
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Covid event planning risk:
https://covid19risk.biosci.gatech.edu/
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Harder than an atom
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
It is harder to crack prejudice than an atom.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
SSD failures:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/5-warning-signs-ssd-break-fail/
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Avoid popularity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Avoid popularity if you would have peace.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
Networked multiple monitors:
https://spacedesk.net/
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Not crazy about reality
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020,
In :
Humor
I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the day:
Text-based window manager:
https://www.byobu.org/home
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My own little world
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.
-- Lauren Myracle
Website 4 the day:
Terminus SSH client:
https://termius.com/
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Slow guy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020,
In :
Humor
I know a guy who is so slow, it takes him a half-hour to eat a three-minute egg.
Website 4 the day:
Walking car:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=6PpuNENmmBU
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2 common elements
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020,
In :
Humor
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
-- Harlan Ellison
Website 4 the day:
Bad day fails:
https://www.boredpanda.com/bad-day-fails/
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Following my dreams
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020,
In :
Humor
I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Website 4 the day:
Scalable recipes:
https://theskullery.net/
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Don’t gobblefunk
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020,
In :
Humor
Who laughs last
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020,
In :
Humor
He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.
-- Charles de Gaulle
Website 4 the day:
Riding on the moon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTQ-SmeLTl8
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Being in shape
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020,
In :
Humor
I’m in shape. Round is a shape.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
American healthcare failure:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=al8OrbSAO0s
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The chief cause
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020,
In :
Humor
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the day:
Making paper cups:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=3vboPdSjjAo
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Amish vehicles
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020,
In :
Humor
Amish vehicles are real grass-guzzlers.
Website 4 the day:
Medieval cat paintings explained:
https://www.youtube.com/watch&v=1HzpBaIiVsw
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Forgive
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy
Website 4 the day:
196h Century European maps:
https://mapire.eu/en/
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So painful
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing is so painful to the human mind as a great and sudden change.
-- Mary Shelley
Website 4 the day:
UFO sitings:
https://ufostalker.com/
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The longest distance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Time is the longest distance between two places.
-- Tennessee Williams
Website 4 the day:
Meteor shower calendar:
https://www.amsmeteors.org/meteor-showers/meteor-shower-calendar/
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Too tired
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Deserve respect
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
I deserve respect for the things I did not do.
-- Dan Quayle
Website 4 the day:
Keyboard fruit ninja:
https://flavourmachine.com/fruit/
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Bitterest miseries
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Of all men's miseries the bitterest it this: to know so much and to have control over nothing.
-- Herodotus
Website 4 the day:
Free search of public records:
https://www.brbpublications.com/freeresources/Pubrecsites.aspx
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Odorless perfume
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Humor
Party with my characters
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Humor
If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn’t show up.
-- Dr Seuss
Website 4 the day:
Cubified animals:
https://cheezburger.com/11758341/digital-artist-transforms-animal-photos-into-cubes
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Nature's way
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Humor
Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.
-- Dave Barry
Website 4 the day:
Photorealistic images with transparent backgrounds:
http://www.pngplay.com/
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The Dead Sea of my boyhood
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Humor
When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick.
-- George Burns
Website 4 the day:
Explore the Last Supper:
https://artsandculture.google.com/story/explore-the-last-supper/sAKCB2AzvHUmKQ
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Fond of children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Humor
I am fond of children - except boys.
-- Lewis Carroll
Website 4 the day:
Game to help depression:
https://www.media.mit.edu/projects/guardians/overview/
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Call me ugly
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Humor
Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
-- Will Ferrell
Website 4 the day:
Build your own historic tale:
https://htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/
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Aggressive toilets
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Humor
Airplane toilets are aggressive. It wasn’t until I got back to my seat that I noticed my pants and testicles were missing.
-- Ryan Reynolds
Website 4 the day:
Anti-pest plants for your yard:
https://www.familyhandyman.com/list/11-pest-control-plants-you-need-in-your-yard/
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Alcohol and literature
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Humor
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird.
Website 4 the day:
Overflowin' Catbox Blues:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO3d1_ECZ2o
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Mondays are fine
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Humor
Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks.
-- Ricky Gervais
Website 4 the day:
Identify birds by their song:
https://birdnet.cornell.edu/
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Terrible things
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
It’s a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them
Louis C. K.
Website 4 the day:
Be happy:
https://happy.goodnightjournal.com/
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TV and weather
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Humor
Television is very much like the weather: Much can be said of it, but very damn little can be done about it.
-- Rod Serling
Website 4 the day:
Epub to Mobi converter:
https://www.epubconverter.com/epub-to-mobi-converter/
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Behind every great man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Humor
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
Website 4 the day:
Neil Young juke box:
https://neilyoungarchives.com/drawer?position=74.77704862863874
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Breakfast at any time
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Humor
I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Python library to build data apps:
https://www.streamlit.io/
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The day you grow up
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
-- Ethel Barrymore
Website 4 the day:
Free SSL certificate:
https://zerossl.com/
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Geology rocks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Humor
Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!
Website 4 the day:
Lego French toast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=BJkkIoni8_I
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Triumph of imagination
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Make pop-up cards:
https://peterdahmen.de/category/anleitungen/
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Ineffective workers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.
-- Scott Adams
Website 4 the day:
Talking to children about internet issues:
https://www.keepitrealonline.govt.nz/
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Facts first
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Humor
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Sheep-herding raccoon:
https://digg.com/2020/baby-raccoon-herds-sheep
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Get results
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
You don't get results by focusing on results. You get results by focusing on the actions that produce results.
-- Mike Hawkins
Website 4 the day:
100,000 generated faces:
https://mkorostoff.github.io/hundred-thousand-faces/
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Silence!
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Silence is a source of great strength.
-- Lao Tzu
Website 4 the day:
Anonymize protesters' faces:
https://everestpipkin.github.io/image-scrubber/
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So clever
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.
-- Rumi
Website 4 the day:
Faces from drawings:
http://geometrylearning.com/DeepFaceDrawing/
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I was fired
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 1, 2020,
In :
Humor
I was fired from the cardboard container company because I kept thinking outside the box.
Website 4 the day:
Cat songs:
https://youtu.be/xO3d1_ECZ2o
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A mind to be happy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Most folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
German tap water brought to Evian:
https://digg.com/video/german-tap-water-comes-to-evian
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Artist children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.
-- Pablo Picasso
Website 4 the day:
Edit videos:
https://www.openshot.org/
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Netflix's competition
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
A lousy poem
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You have created something.
-- Kurt Vonnegut
Website 4 the day:
Windows USB driver installer:
https://zadig.akeo.ie/
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Free favorites
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
My favorite things in life don't cost any money. It's really clear that the most precious resource we all have is time.
-- Steve Jobs
Website 4 the day:
Free photos with transparent backgrounds:
https://photos.icons8.com/transparent
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Get rich and famous
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer.
-- Jim Carrey
Website 4 the day:
Structured thinking:
https://forge.medium.com/learn-structured-thinking-in-3-minutes-550a2dc2123c
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Ingesting horses
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Humor
A guy was admitted to the hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is stable.
Website 4 the day:
Transfer up to 5GB for free:
https://www.plustransfer.com/#
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Efficient nature
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Nature uses as little as possible of anything.
-- Johannes Kepler
Website 4 the day:
Use Gmail offline:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/how-to-use-gmail-offline
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Fashion harm
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
-- Victor Hugo
Website 4 the day:
Image-aware cropping:
https://29a.ch/2014/04/03/smartcrop-content-aware-image-cropping/
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Mind like a parachute
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open.
-- Frank Zappa
Website 4 the day:
U.S. Library of Congress:
https://www.loc.gov/
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Bitter defeat
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Defeat is not bitter unless you swallow it.
-- Joe Clark
Website 4 the day:
Color wheel memory game:
https://color.adobe.com/create/color-wheel-game
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Business secret
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows.
-- Aristotle Onassis
Website 4 the day:
Cuneiform writing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYYraMgiBA
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Angry minutes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Website 4 the day:
Design your home in 3D:
https://www.homestyler.com/int/
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Butcher bet
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Humor
I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high.
Website 4 the day:
Convert online audios or videos to common format:
https://www.clipconverter.cc/
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Worse than blind
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.
-- Helen Keller
Website 4 the day:
Find an apartment:
https://www.padmapper.com/
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Not living our dreams
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears.
-- Les Brown
Website 4 the day:
Create a flipbook:
https://flipanim.com/
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Extraordinary
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
-- Jimmy Johnson
Website 4 the day:
Track email you send:
https://www.getnotify.com/
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Predict the future
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
-- Alan Kay
Website 4 the day:
Remove vocals from a song:
https://www.remove-vocals.com/
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I haven’t failed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
I haven’t failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
-- Thomas Edison
Website 4 the day:
Time stretch an audio file:
https://29a.ch/timestretch/
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Opportunity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Humor
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
-- Milton Berle
Website 4 the day:
Wispy art:
https://29a.ch/sandbox/2011/neonflames/
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Time flies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Humor
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Website 4 the day:
Famous movie lines:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxxm1ygUCsM&t=9s
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Must not allow
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
We must not allow other people’s limited perceptions to define us.
-- Vigrinia Satir
Website 4 the day:
Trip through a hand drawn landscape - use right/left arrow keys:
https://alexanderperrin.com.au/paper/shorttrip/#
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OK to go slow
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.
-- Confucius
Website 4 the day:
Shipping container building:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti5iRtYYqJg
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Success before work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.
-- Vidal Sassoon
Website 4 the day:
Draw a line, find a place on earth:
https://lines.chromeexperiments.com/
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Working out for the best
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out.
-- John Wooden
Website 4 the day:
K-mart music:
https://archive.org/details/attentionkmartshoppers
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End of your rope
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt
Website 4 the day:
Covid 19 dashboard:
https://ncov2019.live/data
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Harder I work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
-- Thomas Jefferson
Website 4 the day:
Search Trump's tweets, speeches, and policies:
https://factba.se/trump
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High school math
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Humor
While sitting in high school math class, I had to wonder if it wasn't coincidence that the word "number" starts with "numb."
Website 4 the day:
Checking for bed bugs in hotels:
https://www.consumerreports.org/video/view/home-garden/safety/5334685154001/how-to-check-for-bed-bugs-in-a-hotel-room/
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Success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
-- Henry David Thoreau
Website 4 the day:
Graph functions:
https://www.desmos.com/calculator
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Impossible journey
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The only impossible journey is the one you never begin.
-- Tony Robbins
Website 4 the day:
SpaceX docking simulator:
https://iss-sim.spacex.com/
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I forget
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Make paper airplanes:
https://digg.com/video/how-to-fold-paper-airplane
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Quit talking
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
-- Walt Disney
Website 4 the day:
Create a universe for $3.95:
http://cheapuniverses.com/
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Hated for what you
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide
Website 4 the day:
Forgotten songs:
https://forgotify.com/
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Be yourself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Exploding cheese factory
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie!
Website 4 the day:
Free streaming music:
https://www.jango.com/
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Good advice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Website 4 the day:
Are you tone deaf?
https://www.themusiclab.org/quizzes/td
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Ability to learn from others
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
-- Douglas Adams
Website 4 the day:
Free video builder for small businesses:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/youtube-video-builder-for-businesses/
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In favor of birth control
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
-- Benny Hill
Website 4 the day:
Virtual tours:
https://www.airpano.com/
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Trying to be happy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Convert between markup languages:
https://pandoc.org/
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Abbreviation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
-- Zach Galifianakis
Website 4 the day:
Microsoft Office tips, etc.:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/microsoft-office-mastery/
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Need for acceptance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world.
-- Jim Carrey
Website 4 the day:
Free movies:
https://vole.wtf/voleflix/
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Mañana
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
Bath toys
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Printable 3D models:
https://www.yeggi.com/
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Confidence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
Crashes with one car removed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDZ0pLQTMKQ
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Dangerous bagel
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.
-- Ryan Reynolds
Website 4 the day:
360-degree views of Russian train stations:
http://metro360.ru/#
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School
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
School is learning things you don’t want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn’t know, while working toward a future you don’t know will ever come.
-- Dave Kellett
Website 4 the day:
Free and secure messaging:
https://tox.chat/
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The best advice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either’.
-- Ricky Gervais
Website 4 the day:
Compress PDF files:
http://www.freepdfcompressor.com/
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What you have to say
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
If I still cannot hear what you have to say after you have repeated it three times, I will just laugh and hope it was not a question.
-- Kevin Hart
Website 4 the day:
Commercial games released as free software:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_commercial_video_games_released_as_freeware
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Fight to the Finish
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
I saw a boxing match that was advertised as a "Fight to the Finish." That is a good place to end.
Website 4 the day:
Why do cats like sleeping with us?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLgsieZVFaY
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Don’t sweat
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Download an entire website from the Wayback Machine:
https://github.com/hartator/wayback-machine-downloader
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Already in love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
-- Brendan Francis
Website 4 the day:
Reverse dictionary:
https://www.onelook.com/thesaurus/
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Education
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
-- Will Durant
Website 4 the day:
Free invoice generator:
https://invoice-generator.com/
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Unlimited
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
You never run out of things that can go wrong
-- Edward A. Murphy
Website 4 the day:
Unlock PDFs:
https://www.sodapdf.com/unlock-pdf/
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Toaster settings
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020,
In :
Humor
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
-- Sam Levenson
Website 4 the day:
Text difference checker:
https://www.diffchecker.com/
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A well-known solution
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
There is always a well-known solution to every human problem – neat, plausible, and wrong.
-- H L Mencken
Website 4 the day:
50 GB free storage and secure file sharing:
https://mega.nz/
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Sumo championship
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2020,
In :
Humor
The weigh-in at the Sumo wrestling championship was a large scale effort.
Website 4 the day:
Transparent artwork:
https://www.cleanpng.com/
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War
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
War is a cowardly escape from the problems of peace.
-- Thomas Mann
Website 4 the day:
Make a podcast
https://anchor.fm/
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2 + 2
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The formula "two and two make five" is not without its attractions.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Website 4 the day:
Computer shortcuts
https://www.computerhope.com/shortcut.htm
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Getting your butt kicked
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
You learn more from getting your butt kicked than from getting it kissed.
-- Tom Hanks
Website 4 the day:
Build a one page website:
https://carrd.co/
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The earth's surface
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2020,
In :
Humor
If 70 percent of the earth's surface is covered by water, how come it's so hard to get to the beach?
-- Teressa Skelton
Website 4 the day:
Every timezone:
https://everytimezone.com/
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A nervous breakdown
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2020,
In :
Humor
Reality
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Reality is something that you rise above.
-- Liza Minnelli
Website 4 the day:
PDF compressor:
http://www.freepdfcompressor.com/
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Girlfriend at the zoo
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Humor
My new girlfriend works at the Zoo. I think she is a keeper.
Website 4 the day:
Free licensed software:
https://www.giveawayoftheday.com/
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Most terrifying words
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-- Ronald Reagan
Website 4 the day:
Old apps:
http://www.oldapps.com
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Dry-clean only
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Humor
This shirt is dry-clean only, which means it’s dirty.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Website 4 the day:
World stats:
https://www.worldometers.info/
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Happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
-- Mahatma Gandhi
Website 4 the day:
Private Snafu:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdcDAOVAAGTQzfl4Sq-1Q1i5Yg4a77l9y
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Truth and slander
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Truth is generally the best vindication against slander.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
Is this a cat?
http://isthisacat.com
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Really sure?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling?
-- M. C. Escher
Website 4 the day:
Remove video background:
https://www.unscreen.com/
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Action and happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
Website 4 the day:
Exploitable Linux apps:
https://gtfobins.github.io/
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Past relationships
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Humor
I made a graph of my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.
Website 4 the day:
1.8 billion pixel image of Mars:
https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.php?feature=7610
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Most beautiful words
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Humor
The most beautiful words in the English language aren't "I love you" but "it's benign.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
HTML/CSS crash course:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLblA84xge2_y8F1K0wzPia9V_ULVcfg4k
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Essential
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Writers are essential. Readers are essential. Publishers are not.
-- J. A. Konrath
Website 4 the day:
Letter generator:
https://www.letter-generator.org.uk/
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A sacred gift
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Build business websites:
https://webflow.com/
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Make a great business
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
No person will make a great business who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit.
-- Andrew Carnegie
Website 4 the day:
Cat facts:
https://petpedia.co/cat-facts/
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Falling
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
-- Nelson Mandela
Website 4 the day:
Folding paper airplanes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVjIBZG_QrY
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Closer to the truth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
He who knows nothing is closer to the truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods and errors.
-- Thomas Jefferson
Website 4 the day:
Scrape web pages without getting caught:
https://medium.com/datadriveninvestor/how-to-not-get-caught-while-web-scraping-88097b383ab8
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In debt
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Humor
I remember being in so much debt that I couldn't afford my electricity bills, it was a dark time.
Website 4 the day:
Smithsonian Institute photos:
https://www.si.edu/openaccess
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Long time writing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Humor
I've been writing for a long time. I sat down to write my first novel in the middle of March of 1982.
-- J. A. Jance
Website 4 the day:
The science of well being:
https://www.coursera.org/learn/the-science-of-well-being
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Hanging a map
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Humor
I want to hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations I’ve traveled to, but first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Website 4 the day:
Learn psychology:
https://nobaproject.com/
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Conflict is the beginning
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Conflict is the beginning of consciousness.
-- M. Esther Harding
Website 4 the day:
Password generator:
https://xkpasswd.net/s/
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Not a horse better
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
No, I'm not a horse better. Every once in a while somebody will give me a sure thing and of course it's not.
-- M. Emmet Walsh
Website 4 the day:
States other states love and hate:
https://digg.com/2020/favorite-state-of-each-state-map
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Science and spirituality
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.
-- Carl Sagan
Website 4 the day:
Six-minute workouts:
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/18/well/in-6-minutes-you-can-be-done-with-your-workout.html
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I don't use drugs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.
-- M. C. Escher
Website 4 the day:
Comparison of asteroid sizes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSkPNMjRRio
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Dating a philosophy professor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Humor
I'm trying to date a philosophy professor, but she doesn't even know if I exist or not.
Website 4 the day:
Keeping $50 million in counterfeit 20's:
https://www.gq.com/story/the-great-paper-caper
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Times of universal deceit
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.
-- George Orwell
Website 4 the day:
Learn new things:
https://tangi.co/
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Quality
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
In communities where men build ships for their own sons to fish or fight from, quality is never a problem.
-- J. A. Dever
Website 4 the day:
The Black Vault:
https://theblackvault.com
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The cost of liberty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression.
-- W. E. B. Du Bois
Website 4 the day:
Brown is weird:
https://digg.com/video/brown-color-weird
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Something to not do
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Humor
Do not on any account attempt to write on both sides of the paper at once.
-- W. C. Sellar
Website 4 the day:
Blockchain video streams:
https://lbry.tv/
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Late-night TV commercial
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Humor
I saw a commercial on late-night TV that said ‘Forget everything you know about slipcovers.’ So I did. It was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell slipcovers and I didn’t know what the hell they were.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Website 4 the day:
Free uninstaller:
https://www.nirsoft.net/utils/uninstall_view.html
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The universal aptitude
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020,
In :
Humor
The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle.
-- John Stapp
Website 4 the day:
Jules Verne's illustrations:
http://jv.gilead.org.il/rpaul/
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Banks and secrets
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Humor
Why can't a bank keep a secret? They have too many tellers!
Website 4 the day:
View and edit photos:
https://www.xnview.com/en/xnviewmp/
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The saddest people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy.
-- Robin Williams
Website 4 the day:
Free Autodesk Sketchbook
https://sketchbook.com/
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Housework
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Humor
Have faith
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on.
-- Jon Stewart
Website 4 the day:
Windows subsystem for Linux:
https://adamtheautomator.com/windows-subsystem-for-linux/
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Your effect on others
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
I can tell you that the effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is.
-- Jim Carrey
Website 4 the day:
Draw Unicode characters:
http://shapecatcher.com/
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Be nice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
You won’t burn in hell. But be nice anyway.
-- Ricky Gervais
Website 4 the day:
Epic Fail:
http://www.epicfail.com/
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Be happy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy by yourself and for yourself.
-- Ellen DeGeneres
Website 4 the day:
Grafitti:
http://www.picturesofwalls.com/
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Shocking mistake
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Humor
I was shocked to find out it was a mistake to hire a cut-rate electrician.
Website 4 the day:
Grocery coupons:
https://lozo.com/
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Offend me
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
You can only offend me if you mean something to me.
-- Chris Rock
Website 4 the day:
Self-starting siphon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SEv_GxAo70
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Anybody
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Humor
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow
Website 4 the day:
Short DIY videos:
https://tangi.co/
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Jokes and arguments
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.
-- Isaac Asimov
Website 4 the day:
Free finite field analysis:
https://quickfield.com/
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Failure like fertilizer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Humor
A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.
-- Denis Waitley
Website 4 the day:
3D CAD software:
https://www.openscad.org/
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Don't marry until
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Humor
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.
-- Will Ferrell
Website 4 the day:
Flashpoint webgame preservation project:
http://bluemaxima.org/flashpoint/
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Finishing last
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Humor
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
-- Abe Lemons
Website 4 the day:
Past versus present:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU0mpPm9U-4&feature=youtu.be
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High eyebrows
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Humor
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Website 4 the day:
Check to see if your car has recalls:
https://www.nhtsa.gov/recalls
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Where I am
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Humor
I live on a one-way street that’s also a dead end. I’m not sure how I got there.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Typewriter art:
https://digg.com/video/watch-this-artist-use-a-typewriter-to-beautifully-illustrate-an-english-countryside
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Don't weigh myself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Humor
I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are.
-- Matt Bellassai
Website 4 the day:
Writing tool:
https://www.thesaurus.com/writingtool
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Wisdom
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The beginning of wisdom is the definition of terms.
-- Socrates
Website 4 the day:
Collaborative web coding:
https://glitch.com/
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We have no control
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Everything is determined by forces over which we have no control. It is determined for the insect as well as for the star. Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust - we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Free Python resources:
https://www.fromdev.com/2014/03/python-tutorials-resources.html
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Don't write
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
You shouldn't write if you can't write.
-- Ernest Hemingway
Website 4 the day:
Bit hacks:
https://graphics.stanford.edu/~seander/bithacks.html
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Failed kindergarten
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Humor
I failed kindergarten because I couldn’t spell my last name.
-- Zach Galifianakis
Website 4 the day:
City roads:
https://anvaka.github.io/city-roads/
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Priest and attorney
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Humor
My priest just passed the bar exam. He is now my father-in-law.
Website 4 the day:
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Amplify everything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
If we amplify everything we hear nothing.
-- Jon Stewart
Website 4 the day:
Font for programmers:
https://www.jetbrains.com/lp/mono/#143-languages
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Open to new learning
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Be open to learning new lessons, even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday.
-- Ellen DeGeneres
Website 4 the day:
Share text and images:
https://justpaste.it/
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Love and money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Humor
They say love is more important than money…Have you tried paying your bills with a hug?
-- Dave Chappelle
Website 4 the day:
Public debates:
https://www.kialo.com/
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Truth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the day:
Airport WiFis:
http://bit.ly/airportwifimap
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Intelligent women
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Humor
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
-- Kathy Lette
Website 4 the day:
The sky:
https://www.google.com/sky/
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Falling in love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
-- Woodrow Wyatt
Website 4 the day:
Chrome browser scratchpad:
https://lifehacker.com/turn-any-browser-window-into-a-quick-edit-notepad-5980134
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Blank dictionary
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Humor
I bought a dictionary and when I got home I realized all the pages were blank; I have no words for how angry I am.
Website 4 the day:
International Space Station tour:
https://youtu.be/Snn1k_qEx20
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Progressive education
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
-- Will Durant
Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #6:
https://leadstories.com/
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Driving fast
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Humor
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #5:
https://www.truthorfiction.com/
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Going to church
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Humor
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
-- Billy Sunday
Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #4:
https://www.factcheck.org/
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Speaking humor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Humor is a universal language.
-- Joel Goodman
Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #3:
https://www.politifact.com/
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All you need is love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Humor
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
-- Charles M. Schulz
Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #2:
https://www.snopes.com/
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Facebook is like jail
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020,
In :
Humor
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don’t know.
-- Will Ferrell
Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #1:
https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/
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Why aliens don't visit
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020,
In :
Humor
Aliens don't visit earth because of our rating: we only have one star.
Website 4 the day:
Search the Dark Web (be careful!):
https://ahmia.fi/
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Admitting mistakes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Admitting our mistakes is a sign of maturity and wisdom. We learn more from knowing our mistakes.
-- Dr T.P.Chia
Website 4 the day:
Search online historic newspapers:
https://elephind.com/
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Arguing time
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Time spent arguing is, oddly enough, almost never wasted.
-- Christopher Hitchens
Website 4 the day:
This foot does not exist:
https://thisfootdoesnotexist.com/
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Think you’re smart?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
If you think you’re smart, think twice to be smarter.
-- Toba Beta
Website 4 the day:
Manually face tag photos in Google:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/tag-face-manually-google-photos/
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Competition
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Never compete with someone who has nothing to lose.
-- Baltasar Gracian
Website 4 the day:
Organize your files:
http://www.dropitproject.com/
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All questions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Not all questions can be answered.
-- Edward Abbey
Website 4 the day:
Free voice and text chat:
https://discordapp.com/
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Maturation rate
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate.
-- Douglas Engelbart
Website 4 the day:
Windows photo gallery:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/p/gallery-hd/9wzdncrfjchh
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Iron Maiden tape loop
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020,
In :
Humor
I have an Iron Maiden tape loop playing by my windmill because it is a big metal fan.
Website 4 the day:
Windows paint program:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/p/fresh-paint/9wzdncrfjb13
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Confused people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
People have confused playing devil's advocate with being intelligent.
-- Cecily Strong
Website 4 the day:
Another Windows photo editor:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/p/fhotoroom/9wzdncrfj3m9
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I am a product
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions.
-- Stephen Covey
Website 4 the day:
Windows photo editor:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/p/fotor/9wzdncrfhw5q
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Dream come true
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Before you can make a dream come true, you must first have one.
-- Ronald McNair
Website 4 the day:
Download free books:
https://centslessbooks.com/
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A long lever
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Give me a place to stand, and a lever long enough, and I will move the world.
-- Archimedes
Website 4 the day:
Open source quantum computing:
https://qiskit.org/
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Ignorance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Either America will destroy ignorance or ignorance will destroy the United States.
-- W. E. B. Du Bois
Website 4 the day:
Programming with arrays:
https://fastarray.appspot.com/index.html
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Hang out
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The fastest way to change yourself is to hang out with people who are already the way you want to be.
-- Reid Hoffman
Websites 4 the day:
Python for Excel:
https://www.xlwings.org/, and
https://ericremoreynolds.github.io/excelpython/
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Put me to sleep
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020,
In :
Humor
The wild pig put me to sleep. He was a boar.
Website 4 the day:
Internet hoax slayer:
https://www.hoax-slayer.net/
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Pack of jackasses
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
A pack of jackasses led by a lion is superior to a pack of lions led by a jackass.
-- George Washington
Website 4 the day:
Lead story fact check:
https://leadstories.com/
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Make a difference
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
One person can make a difference, and everyone should try.
-- John F. Kennedy
Website 4 the day:
Truth or fiction?
https://www.truthorfiction.com/
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A plan
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.
-- Mike Tyson
Website 4 the day:
Voter fact check:
https://www.factcheck.org/
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Believe
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Just believe in yourself. Even if you don't, pretend that you do and, at some point, you will.
-- Venus Williams
Website 4 the day:
Political fact check:
https://www.politifact.com/
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Smart people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people.
-- Stephen Hawking
Website 4 the day:
Fact check:
https://www.snopes.com/
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Two kinds of people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
My grandfather once told me there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition there.
-- Indira Gandhi
Website 4 the day:
Media bias check:
https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/
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Always straightening
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020,
In :
Humor
If you are always straightening things, you have OCD. If you are always eating things, you have OBCD.
Website 4 the day:
Fake e-mail addresses:
http://www.fakemailgenerator.com
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When failure is not possible
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
If there exists no possibility of failure, then victory is meaningless.
-- Robert H. Schuller
Website 4 the day:
View .brd files:
http://openboardview.org/
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Secret of patience
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Really work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie
Website 4 the day:
Fix Windows 10 issues:
https://www.thewindowsclub.com/fixwin-for-windows-10
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An appropriate response
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.
-- Philip K Dick
Website 4 the day:
Tweak Windows 10:
https://www.thewindowsclub.com/ultimate-windows-tweaker-4-windows-10
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Be less concerned
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
You will become way less concerned with what other people think of you when you realise how seldom they do.
-- David Foster Wallace
Website 4 the day:
Control your Windows 10 privacy settings:
https://www.oo-software.com/en/shutup10
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Bending the truth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
The truth isn’t going to bend itself to suit you.
-- Malorie Blackman
Website 4 the day:
Dummy image generator:
https://dummyimage.com/
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Population of Ireland's capital
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020,
In :
Humor
Ireland's capital must be overpopulated by now because every day it's Dublin.
Website 4 the day:
Create a broken file:
http://www.xnet.se/fd/
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Disadvantages of wine
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020,
In :
Philosophy
This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
-- Samuel Johnson
Website 4 the day:
Generate ASCII art:
http://www.glassgiant.com/ascii/
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A big family
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020,
In :
Humor
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
-- Lewis Grizzard
Website 4 the day:
Fake credit card numbers:
https://www.darkcoding.net/credit-card-numbers/
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Military justice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020,
In :
Humor
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the day:
Create a font:
https://fontforge.org/en-US/
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Hollywood people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020,
In :
Humor
Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be.
-- Lionel Barrymore
Website 4 the day:
PowerPoint templates:
https://www.free-powerpoint-templates-design.com/
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People who drink
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020,
In :
Humor
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant
Website 4 the day:
Heavenly answers:
http://www.askmoses.com/
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Avoid the argument
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020,
In :
Humor
Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic person and say, "Who do you think you are?"
-- Ray Combs
Website 4 the day:
Private search:
https://www.searchencrypt.com/
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Happy spots
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
The ink spots were jubilant because they just came out of the pen.
Website 4 the day:
Observe the weather:
https://www.weather.gov/coop/BecomeAnObserver
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Love my cell phone
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
We love our own cell phones but hate everyone else's.
-- Joe Bob Briggs
Website 4 the day:
Ship your enemies glitter:
http://www.shipyourenemiesglitter.com/
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Learning to fly
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-- Douglas Adams
Website 4 the day:
Free printable habit tracker:
https://tealnotes.com/free-printable-bullet-journal-habit-tracker-template/
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Without statistics
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
In ancient times they had no statistics, so they had to fall back on lies.
-- Stephen Leacock
Website 4 the day:
Nooooooooooooooo:
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
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Composition of the universe
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
The universe is made up of electrons, protons, neutrons, and morons.
-- Andy Dappen
Website 4 the day:
Drop trash into the can:
http://www.trashloop.com/
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Reliance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Never rely on your friends for money or on your money for friends.
-- Dr. Mardy Grothe
Website 4 the day:
Fighting pixels:
http://pixelsfighting.com/
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Easy Street
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
-- John Madden
Website 4 the day:
Is my computer on?
http://www.ismycomputeron.com/
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Cleaning my spice rack
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
While cleaning my spice rack, I saw that everything was old and had to be thrown out. – What a waste of thyme.
Website 4 the day:
Live satellite images of the earth:
https://zoom.earth/
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Great wealth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The greater the wealth, the thicker the dirt.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
Website 4 the day:
Random color:
http://randomcolour.com/
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Degrading jobs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
All paid jobs degrade the mind.
-- Aristotle
Website 4 the day:
What is the highest frequency sound you can hear?
http://onlinetonegenerator.com/hearingtest.html
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Police are excellent
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
I think our police are excellent, probably because I haven't done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by them.
-- Sir Clement Freud
Website 4 the day:
Get an arbitrary award:
http://arbitraryawards.com/
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Dogsled riding
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
Dogsled riding is both relaxing and fragrant
-- Dave Barry
Website 4 the day:
Psychoactive drugs:
https://www.erowid.org/
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Walk with the Lord
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
A man once told me to walk with the Lord. I'd rather walk with the bases loaded.
-- Ken Singleton
Website 4 the day:
Blockchain symphony:
https://symphony.iohk.io/en/
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If you are not the windshield
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
Some days you're a windshield, some days you're a bug.
-- Price Cobb
Website 4 the day:
Gross science:
https://www.youtube.com/user/grossscienceshow
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Lizard with a stroller
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller. “What’s your kid’s name?” asks the bartender. “Tiny,” says the lizard. “Because he’s my newt.”
Website 4 the day:
Sexual health chatbot:
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/roo-sexual-health-chatbot
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What is a decision
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
A decision is what a man makes when he can't find anybody to serve on a committee.
-- Fletcher Knebel
Website 4 the day:
Learn digital painting:
https://www.ctrlpaint.com/
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Kill a snake
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes.
-- Ross Perot
Website 4 the day:
Free art lessons:
https://artyfactory.com/art-lessons.html
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Scrabble with children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
Children are the best opponents in Scrabble because they are easy to beat the fun to cheat.
-- Fran Lebowitz
Website 4 the day:
Drawing lessons:
http://www.drawingcoach.com/
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Age of proof
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
I'm now at an age where I have to prove that I'm as good as I never was.
-- Rex Harrison
Website 4 the day:
VBA in Excel:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/writing-vba-macro-microsoft-excel/
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Inheriting the earth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
Jesus said that the meek would inherit the earth. So far, all we've got is Minnesota and North Dakota.
-- Garrison Keillor
Website 4 the day:
Quadratic equations made easy:
https://www.technologyreview.com/s/614775/a-new-way-to-make-quadratic-equations-easy/
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Impressive America
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The thing that impressed me most about America is the way parents obey their children.
-- Edward, the Duke of Windsor
Website 4 the day:
Sorting set to dance:
https://www.youtube.com/user/AlgoRythmics
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Through a campground
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019,
In :
Humor
The ruin of happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Traveling is the ruin of all happiness. There is no looking at a building once you've seen Italy.
-- Fanny Burney
Website 4 the day:
Researchers' conflict of interest:
https://projects.propublica.org/dollars-for-profs
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All wrapped up in yourself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019,
In :
Humor
If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed.
-- Kate Halvorson
Website 4 the day:
A compiler for carpentry:
https://grail.cs.washington.edu/projects/carpentrycompiler/
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Promises, promises
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Promises are like children's art - often made and seldom kept.
-- Peter Schickele
Website 4 the day:
Video surveillance software:
https://www.contaware.com/
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The aging process
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The aging process could be slowed down if it had t work its way through Congress.
-- George H. W. Bush
Website 4 the day:
Data structures and algorithms:
https://opendsa-server.cs.vt.edu/ODSA/Books/Everything/html/index.html
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Health food
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019,
In :
Humor
My husband thinks that health food is anything he eats before the expiration date.
-- Rita Rudner
Website 4 the day:
How to take notes:
https://pdf.wondershare.com/mobile-app/cornell-note-taking-system.html
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Life is too short
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Life is too short to explain the obvious to idiots.
-- Gloria Naylor
Website 4 the day:
Mount virtual drives:
https://www.elby.ch/en/products/vcd.html
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Comparative weights
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019,
In :
Humor
Comparing the weight of water and butane, I found water to be heavier because butane is a lighter fluid.
Website 4 the day:
Second Cousin Once Removed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBt5V7kO3j4
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Bagpipe tunes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019,
In :
Humor
If you've heard one bagpipe tune, you've heard them both.
-- Jack Finney
Website 4 the day:
Earth satellite images:
http://rammb.cira.colostate.edu/ramsdis/online/
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Dancing till the cows come home
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019,
In :
Humor
I could dance with you till the cows come home, but I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the day:
Everyone can draw:
https://www.drawspace.com/
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A perk of being famous
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
If you are famous, eventually some very nice people will give you a doctorate in fine arts for doing jack squat.
-- Stephen Colbert
Website 4 the day:
Images of the sun:
https://sdo.gsfc.nasa.gov/data/
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Totally obsolete
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
When a subject becomes totally obsolete, we make it a required course.
-- Petyer Drucker
Website 4 the day:
Brain-to-brain communication:
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-41895-7.pdf
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Security
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The only security of all is in a free press.
-- Thomas Jefferson
Website 4 the day:
Edit triangular meshes:
http://www.meshlab.net/
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Looking for skeletons
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes, beautiful shoes.
-- Imelda Marcos
Website 4 the day:
3D scan from camera photos:
https://alicevision.org/
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Police cars without wheels
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
A thief stole all the wheels off of the police cars. The cops are working on the case tirelessly.
Website 4 the day:
Puppies:
https://openpuppies.com/
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With the majority
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Our universe:
https://www.seeker.com/series/focal-point
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Waiting
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Waiting’s exhausting.
-- Toba Beta
Website 4 the day:
Free, accredited university:
https://www.uopeople.edu/
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Strive for excellence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Strive for excellence, not perfection, because we don’t live in a perfect world.
-- Joyce Meyer
Website 4 the day:
Break big ideas into manageable pieces:
https://workflowy.com/
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Hell is empty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
-- William Shakespeare
Website 4 the day:
What to say to fill the silence:
https://help-fill-the-silence.tumblr.com/
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Act like a victim
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
If you act like a victim, you are likely to be treated as one.
-- Paulo Coelho
Website 4 the day:
Binwalk firmware analysis tool:
https://www.basicinputoutput.com/2016/08/the-binwalk-firmware-analysis-tool.html
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Fashioned by choices
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Our lives are fashioned by our choices. First we make our choices. Then our choices make us.
-- Anne Frank
Website 4 the day:
How to cut every fruit:
https://digg.com/video/learn-how-to-slice-pretty-much-every-fruit-correctly-so-you-dont-make-a-huge-mess
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Gave birth to twins
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
After a long delivery and giving birth to twins - a boy and a girl - the exhausted new mom fell soundly asleep. With the husband out of town, the woman's brother named the tots. He named the girl Denise and the boy Denephew.
Website 4 the day:
Separate vocals and instruments:
https://deezer.io/releasing-spleeter-deezer-r-d-source-separation-engine-2b88985e797e
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A question of money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
When it’s a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
--Voltaire
Website 4 the day:
Windows Hot Key addon:
https://www.autohotkey.com/
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Taking sides
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Don’t take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.
-- Baltasar Gracian
Website 4 the day:
101 free fonts:
https://www.shutterstock.com/blog/top-free-fonts-designers
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Without critics
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
If you have no critics you’ll likely have no success.
-- Malcolm X
Website 4 the day:
Electronics for beginners:
https://www.build-electronic-circuits.com/electronics-for-beginners/
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Bad chocolate mousse
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Make machine learning models:
https://teachablemachine.withgoogle.com/
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Forty vs. twenty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
We don’t understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know it and admit it.
-- Jules Renard
Website 4 the day:
Learn Linux:
https://linuxjourney.com/
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Why Santa is jolly
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Industrial espionage:
https://www.crowdstrike.com/resources/wp-content/brochures/reports/huge-fan-of-your-work-intelligence-report.pdf
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Bible's straight man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
Who was the straightest man in the bible? Joseph because the pharaoh made him a ruler.
Website 4 the day:
How funny are words?
https://link.springer.com/content/pdf/10.3758%2Fs13428-017-0930-6.pdf
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The greatest mistake
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
-- Elbert Hubbard
Website 4 the day:
Travel guides:
https://freetravelguides.com/
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Everyone's right
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor.
-- James Russell Lowell
Website 4 the day:
Free vector graphics:
https://www.vecteezy.com/
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Rejection isn't it
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Sacrifice does not mean the rejection of the worthless, but of the precious.
-- Ayn Rand
Website 4 the day:
Memetics - A military growth industry:
https://apps.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/a507172.pdf
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Something is better
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing flawlessly.
-- Robert H. Schuller
Website 4 the day:
How to get off of Google:
https://www.zdnet.com/article/goodbye-google-why-and-how-to-take-back-your-privacy/
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Perfection
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
When things are perfect, that’s when you need to worry most.
-- Drew Barrymore
Website 4 the day:
Declutter your inbox:
http://subscriptionzero.com/
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Integrity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Integrity is doing the right thing, even when no one is watching.
-- C. S. Lewis
Website 4 the day:
Draw with an online turtle:
https://turtletoy.net
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Clones
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
Clones are people two.
Website 4 the day:
Fold and one cut font:
https://erikdemaine.org/fonts/simplefoldcut/
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Feel the rain
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
-- Bob Marley
Website 4 the day:
Earthquake Emergency Handbook:
https://www.wsspc.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Handbook_FINAL_New.pdf
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Sleep talking
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus
Website 4 the day:
Uncle Dave's survival manual:
https://www.pssurvival.com/PS/Disaster_Prep/Captain_Daves_Survival_Guide_2002.PDF
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What keeps me going
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
It’s the possibility that keeps me going, not the guarantee.
-- Nicholas Sparks
Website 4 the day:
SAS survival manual:
http://www.landsurvival.com/downloads/SAS%20Survival%20Handbook.pdf
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Better to sleep
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterwards.
-- Baltasar Gracian
Website 4 the day:
Army survival manual:
https://thesurvivalmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/FM_21-76-US-army-survival-manual.pdf
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What matters
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.
-- Henry David Thoreau
Website 4 the day:
Survival guide:
https://www.csustan.edu/sites/default/files/SRC/documents/SurvivalSkills.pdf
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Bad estimate
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
They misunderestimated me.
Geroge W. Bush
Website 4 the day:
Run DOS programs on Windows 10:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/use-vdos-run-dos-programs-windows/
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No banks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
I don't believe in banks and store all my money in my mattress. Now I have a quite a lump sum.
Website 4 the day:
Realistic computer speech:
https://deepmind.com/blog/article/wavenet-generative-model-raw-audio
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The strongest craving
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing is as strong in human beings as the craving to believe in something that is obviously wrong.
-- Joel Aschenbach
Website 4 the day:
Paper phone:
http://specialprojects.studio/project/paper-phone/
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Borrowing from China
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
The trouble with borrowing money from China is that thirty minutes later you feel broke again.
-- Steve Bridges
Website 4 the day:
Guided meditations:
https://www.uclahealth.org/marc/mindful-meditations
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Exempt from jury duty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
Only lawyers and mental defectives are exempt from jury duty.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the day:
Create a poster:
https://www.postermywall.com/
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Credible consultants
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at any company.
-- Scott Adams
Website 4 the day:
Virtual machine on Android:
https://www.vmos.com/
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No lines
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
There are never any lines at the bathroom at a public swimming pool.
-- Dan Bradley
Website 4 the day:
Web-based music synthesizer:
https://z.musictools.live/
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Do you know?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
To know what you know and what you do not know, that is true knowledge.
-- Confucius
Website 4 the day:
Crop a video:
https://clideo.com/crop-video
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Sunken ship on the ocean floor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Humor
Divers found a sunken ship on the ocean floor that kept twitching. It was a nervous wreck.
Website 4 the day:
Copy/paste emojis, characters, etc.:
https://copychar.cc
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Are you in a cult?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Here’s an easy way to figure out if you’re in a cult: If you’re wondering whether you’re in a cult, the answer is yes.
-- Stephen Colbert
Website 4 the day:
Neural network completes your text:
https://talktotransformer.com/
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Your right to say what you believe
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Never confuse your right to say what you believe with a right to never be disagreed with and ridiculed for saying what you believe.
-- Ricky Gervais
Website 4 the day:
IC die photos:
https://zeptobars.com/en/
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Taking opportunities
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.
-- Jim Carrey
Website 4 the day:
Warp speed in the solar system:
https://gfycat.com/showyagedflyingfox-james-odonoghue-science-fiction-space-travel
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Men and women
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Humor
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Make an infographic map in seconds:
http://mapinseconds.com/
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Study the past
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Study the past, if you would divine the future.
-- Confucius
Website 4 the day:
Free stock footage:
https://www.videvo.net
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More of a choice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality.
-- Jon Stewart
Website 4 the day:
Create a ransom note:
http://www.ransomizer.com
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A politician's career
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Humor
The politician had a very promising career.
Website 4 the day:
Learn a language:
https://lingvist.com/
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Will not censor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.
-- Jon Stewart
Website 4 the day:
Find emergency rooms and their rating:
https://projects.propublica.org/emergency/
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Elaborate chess
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Humor
Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.
-- Raymond Chandler
Website 4 the day:
Where to watch online movies:
https://www.chilimovie.com
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Go to high school
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Humor
You shouldn't have to go to high school until you are at least forty, you've had a lot of therapy, and you're ready for it.
-- Marilyn Kentz
Website 4 the day:
How compilers see your code:
https://godbolt.org/
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What I need
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Humor
Why don’t they give us things we can actually use? I don’t need a thinner phone. You know what I need? I need to tortilla chip that can support the weight of guacamole.
-- Ellen DeGeneres
Website 4 the day:
Retaliation at Google:
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6427199-Examples-Retaliation-at-Google.html
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Significance of humor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
-- Edward de Bono
Website 4 the day:
Black Market Prices:
https://cdn.armor.com/app/uploads/2018/10/2019-Q3-Report-BlackMarket-SinglePages-1.pdf
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Two lives
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
We have two lives, and the second begins when we realize we only have one.
-- Confucius
Website 4 the day:
Free PDF editor and converter:
https://www.starzsoft.com/pdf-converter/
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Deep topic
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Humor
I fell into the deep hole from which I fetch water and was stuck there all day. My time was well spent.
Website 4 the day:
Metropolis in color:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t75YCtJJFX0&feature=youtu.be
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Straight in the eye
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Humor
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
-- Garrison Keillor
Website 4 the day:
Stitch images into a composite:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/research/product/computational-photography-applications/image-composite-editor/
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Not better knowing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
It is better to know how to learn than to know.
-- Dr. Seuss
Website 4 the day:
Learn to hack from scratch:
https://getnewcourses.com/learn-hacking-using-android-from-scratch/
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Phones
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Humor
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three – and paradise is when you have none.
-- Doug Larson
Website 4 the day:
Free fall icons and graphics:
https://www.shutterstock.com/blog/free-fall-icons-and-graphics
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Small act of kindness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Microsoft's free Python course:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlrxD0HtieHhS8VzuMCfQD4uJ9yne1mE6
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Get to know men
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
-- Charles de Gaulle
Website 4 the day:
Fix a Zip archive:
http://www.essentialdatatools.com/products/objectfixzip/
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The only crime
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Humor
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
-- Bob Hope
Website 4 the day:
Programming idioms:
https://www.programming-idioms.org/about#about-block-all-idioms
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Coming in late
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Humor
I asked my boss if I could sleep in tomorrow and come in late. He said "Dream on."
Website 4 the day:
Robot voice generator:
https://lingojam.com/RobotVoiceGenerator
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Not what you planned
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s useless.
-- Thomas A. Edison
Website 4 the day:
Visualizing the speed of light:
https://gfycat.com/perkydetailedchamois
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My best friend
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.
-- Charlie Chaplin
Website 4 the day:
Uncheck boxes to install superfluous software:
https://unchecky.com/
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Doing the right thing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody’s going to know whether you did it or not.
-- Oprah Winfrey
Website 4 the day:
Free WannaCryFake ransomware decryption tool:
https://blog.emsisoft.com/en/34156/emsisoft-releases-free-decryptor-for-wannacryfake-ransomware/
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Reality
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.
-- John Lennon
Website 4 the day:
Drug/supplement interaction checker:
https://supp.ai/
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A disease
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
To think too much is a disease.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Website 4 the day:
Airport WiFi passwords:
https://considerable.com/map-wifi-passwords-airports/
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A genuine medical need
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019,
In :
Humor
It is inhumane in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
-- Dave Barry
Website 4 the day:
Real-time internet stats:
https://www.webfx.com/internet-real-time/
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Wooden dream
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019,
In :
Humor
I dreamt that I was a piece of lumber. It wasn't interesting though, I was board.
Website 4 the day:
Celebrities record what you ask for money:
https://www.cameo.com/
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A gentleman
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019,
In :
Humor
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Who tweeted it first?
http://ctrlq.org/first/
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Learning v. wisdom
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Learning is a matter of gathering knowledge; wisdom is applying that knowledge.
-- Dr Roopleen
Website 4 the day:
Personalized meal plans:
https://www.eatthismuch.com
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Remember anything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019,
In :
Humor
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Free wallpaper:
https://interfacelift.com/wallpaper/downloads/date/any/
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The joy of imperfection
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
-- Doug Larson
Website 4 the day:
Instagram highlight pack:
https://www.shutterstock.com/blog/free-instagram-highlights-covers
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Understanding silence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words.
-- Elbert Hubbard
Website 4 the day:
Non-profit identity theft help:
https://www.idtheftcenter.org
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True axis of evil
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
-- Bill Maher
Website 4 the day:
AI analysis of your face:
https://imagenet-roulette.paglen.com/
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Birthday candles
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019,
In :
Humor
When I blew out the candles on my birthday cake they were happy. In fact, they were delighted
Website 4 the day:
Guess your age:
https://www.how-old.net/
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Certainly miserable
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy.
-- Dr. Robert Anthony
Website 4 the day:
Car problem noises:
http://mycarmakesnoise.com/full-sound-library/
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Don't succeed at first
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019,
In :
Humor
If at first you don’t succeed you’re running about average.
-- M. H. Alderson
Website 4 the day:
Play musical scales:
https://femurdesign.com/omni/
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Create something
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
If I can’t create something I don’t understand it.
-- Richard Feynman
Website 4 the day:
Online theramin:
https://femurdesign.com/theremin/
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Boo
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
A boo is a lot louder than a cheer.
-- H. L. Mencke
Website 4 the day:
Build interactive fiction:
http://textadventures.co.uk/quest/
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Sanity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Sane is boring.
-- R. A. Salvatore
Website 4 the day:
A century of global surface temperatures:
http://students.washington.edu/aodhan/webgl_globe.html
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Keep giving
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019,
In :
Humor
Guilt the gift that keeps on giving.
-- Erma Bombeck
Website 4 the day:
Space news:
https://www.space.com
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Toilet paper
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
Toilet paper plays an important roll in my life.
Website 4 the day:
How to spell a word:
http://tellspell.com/
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Obsession cure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
A lot of punishment
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
-- Ernest Hemingway
Website 4 the day:
Sentence dictionary:
https://www.foboko.com/sentence-dictionary/
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Living off of words
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
It's funny because I've made a living off of words, but words get in the way of what you really want to say.
-- Kanye West
Website 4 the day:
See colors that aren't there:
https://faculty.washington.edu/chudler/benham.html
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Never went broke
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
-- Edwin McDowell
Website 4 the day:
Drench game:
http://www.flashbynight.com/drench/
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On a bicycle
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
-- H. G. Wells
Website 4 the day:
Shark/dolphin/seal tracker:
https://www.ocearch.org/tracker/
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Advice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
-- Saul Bellow
Website 4 the day:
How to Create a Short Song in LMMS:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/create-short-song-in-lmms/
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A bank job
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Website 4 the day:
What the earth looked like in the past:
http://dinosaurpictures.org/ancient-earth#0
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Honest criticism
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
-- Franklin P. Jones
Website 4 the day:
Terrifying declassified government documents:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/sydrobinson1/declassified-government-documents-terrifying
?yola-link-is-coming=true
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Nature's way
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
Chaos in the midst
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
-- Steve Martin
Website 4 the day:
285,000 companies at the same 2-story building:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b00j2aCT6Ug
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Patience admiration
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.
-- Bill McGlashen
Website 4 the day:
Slide rule scales:
https://www.sliderulemuseum.com/SR_Scales.htm
?yola-link-is-coming=true
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Love your neighbors
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton
Website 4 the day:
Enable Windows ransomware protection:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/enable-ransomware-protection-windows-defender/
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Hunting for food
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my food, I don’t even know where Sandwiches live.
-- Bill Murray
Website 4 the day:
Quote tracing:
https://quoteinvestigator.com
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Half a bagel
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019,
In :
Humor
Half a bagel is better than nothing.
Nothing is better than heaven.
Therefore half a bagel is better than heaven.
Website 4 the day:
AI creativity:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1803.03453.pdf
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Blessed are the cracked
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019,
In :
Humor
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the day:
Hacker powered security:
https://www.hackerone.com/sites/default/files/2019-08/hacker-powered-security-report-2019.pdf
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Doing something right
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
-- Dave Chappelle
Website 4 the day:
AI-generated inspiration
https://inspirobot.me/
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Don’t think
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Don’t think about your errors or failures, otherwise you’ll never do a thing.
-- Bill Murray
Website 4 the day:
Cutlist optimizer:
http://www.cutlistoptimizer.com/
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Emotional chaos
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
-- James Thurber
Website 4 the day:
Cube within a cube within a cube:
https://youtu.be/AuS6HDHc7XE
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Life's trouble
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019,
In :
Humor
You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.
-- Jim Carrey
Website 4 the day:
Webpage load time:
https://tools.pingdom.com
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Nonsense
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells.
-- Dr. Seuss
Website 4 the day:
Song fingerprint:
https://song-visualizer.firebaseapp.com
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Phobia literature
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019,
In :
Humor
I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
Website 4 the day:
Print your own customized gift wrap:
https://wripwrapwrop.com/en/
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A sense of humor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
Larry Gelbart
Website 4 the day:
Convert to/from PDF:
https://pdf.to/
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Sleep like a baby
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019,
In :
Humor
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
-- Leo J. Burke
Website 4 the day:
What is a day?
https://labs.minutelabs.io/what-is-a-day/#/welcome
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Science and facts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science.
-- Henri Poincare
Website 4 the day:
Keyboard music:
https://patatap.com
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Luck
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
What is art?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
-- Frank Zappa
Website 4 the day:
Calming videos:
https://napflix.tv/
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Brave heros
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Website 4 the day:
What language is that?
https://lingyourlanguage.com/
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Doctor's joke
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019,
In :
Humor
Recently, my doctor made a joke about my back. It was about a weak back.
Website 4 the day:
Endangered sounds:
http://savethesounds.info/
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We've been warned
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
We are the people our parents warned us about.
-- Jimmy Buffett
Website 4 the day:
Summarize any article:
https://tldr.hackeryogi.com/
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The only profession
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019,
In :
Humor
Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.
-- Jules Renard
Website 4 the day:
International gun laws:
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/03/02/world/international-gun-laws.html
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Change the world
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-- Leo Tolstoy
Website 4 the day:
Secure e-mail:
https://tutanota.com/
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Bringing up children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019,
In :
Humor
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot
Website 4 the day:
Free DNS servers:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/best-dynamic-dns-providers/
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Most important days
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
The roots of slavery:
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/08/14/magazine/1619-america-slavery.html
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Time
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Time is an illusion.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Online Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences:
https://oeis.org/?language=english
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A common delusion
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them.
-- Rose MacAulay
Website 4 the day:
Technology news:
https://www.techmeme.com/
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Losing tempers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.
-- Frank Moore Colby
Website 4 the day:
Programming instruction:
https://internetingishard.com/
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Life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
-- Charles M. Schulz
Website 4 the day:
Free mechanical CAD program:
https://www.rs-online.com/designspark/mechanical-software
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Opportunities
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Today's opportunities erase yesterday's failures.
-- Gene Brown
Website 4 the day:
Segregation and racist artifact museum:
https://www.ferris.edu/jimcrow/what.htm
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Best time to buy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019,
In :
Humor
A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
-- Marty Allen
Website 4 the day:
Under-ten-cent processors:
https://cpldcpu.wordpress.com/2019/08/12/the-terrible-3-cent-mcu/
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A rainy day
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019,
In :
Humor
The shortest recorded period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn
Website 4 the day:
Learn Java by doing:
https://codegym.cc/
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Long-distance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019,
In :
Humor
I'm in a long-distance relationship. Darn restraining order!
Website 4 the day:
The oldest plant:
https://www.wellandgood.com/good-food/spirulina-sleep/
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An hourglass figure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019,
In :
Humor
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time.
Website 4 the day:
Animal/food mash-ups:
https://mymodernmet.com/photo-manipulation-animals-ronald-ong/
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Win or lose
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019,
In :
Humor
It does not matter whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose!
-- Steven Weinberg
Website 4 the day:
High voltage / high current art:
http://capturedlightning.com/
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Verbal contracts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019,
In :
Humor
A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
-- Samuel Goldwyn
Website 4 the day:
Read webpages out loud:
https://talkify.net/
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Inflation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019,
In :
Humor
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
-- Sam Ewing
Website 4 the day:
What is new on Netflix?
https://usa.newonnetflix.info/
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Marriage
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019,
In :
Humor
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Turkey's underground city of 20,000:
https://www.historicmysteries.com/derinkuyu-underground-city-cappadocia/
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Lost in thought
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019,
In :
Humor
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
-- Paul Fix
Website 4 the day:
Free professionally edited books:
https://standardebooks.org/
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Going bald
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019,
In :
Humor
I knew I was going bald because it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.
-- Harry Hill
Website 4 the day:
Sleep deprivation across the US:
https://www.cdc.gov/sleep/data_statistics.html
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Most likely ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019,
In :
Humor
Flag burning preferred
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag.
-- Molly Ivins
Website 4 the day:
Journey Planet:
http://journeyplanet.weebly.com/
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Jogging adds years
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019,
In :
Humor
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
-- Milton Berle
Website 4 the day:
Random design challenges:
http://protobot.org/#en
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Children are tyrants
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.
-- Socrates
Website 4 the day:
Give your teddy bear a vacation:
http://unagi-travel.net/
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Demagogue secret
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he.
-- Karl Kraus
Website 4 the day:
All about toilets:
https://toilet-guru.com/
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Desire dumber
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019,
In :
Humor
I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.
-- Scott Adams
Website 4 the day:
Vegan recipes:
https://www.thevegancaveman.com/
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No yes-men
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019,
In :
Humor
I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.
-- Samuel Goldwyn
Website 4 the day:
Practical lock picking:
http://rageuniversity.org/PRISONESCAPE/PRISON%20LOCKS%20AND%20KEYS/Practical.Lock.Picking.pdf
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Sleep-smoking
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019,
In :
Humor
I accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet.
Website 4 the day:
Cats are liquid:
https://www.boredpanda.com/cats-are-liquids/
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Money vs. happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019,
In :
Humor
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
-- Bill Vaughan
Website 4 the day:
Solving a humongous Rubik's cube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOJtLb_rPVg
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Failure is a fertilizer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.
-- Denis Waitley
Website 4 the day:
Calculators for construction, woodworkers, etc.:
https://www.blocklayer.com/
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French food
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019,
In :
Humor
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
-- Doug Larson
Website 4 the day:
3D printed lock pick gun:
https://hackaday.com/2019/07/17/3d-printed-snap-gun-for-automatic-lock-picking/
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Common elements
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
-- Harlan Ellison
Website 4 the day:
World's most relaxing song:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/jordanpassman/2016/11/23/the-worlds-most-relaxing-song/#7b895e8b2053
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Money's worth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019,
In :
Humor
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
-- Jackie Mason
Website 4 the day:
Free JavaScript books:
https://www.reddit.com/r/learnprogramming/comments/cf50qu/you_dont_know_javascript_but_you_could_for_free/
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Volume of news
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019,
In :
Humor
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
-- Jerry Seinfield
Website 4 the day:
Dress for space:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2019/business/immersive-space-suits-history-fashion-and-function/?utm_term=.cbade8bdb56c
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Work out almost daily
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
I work out almost every day. Friday I almost worked out, Saturday I almost worked out, Sunday I almost worked out...
Website 4 the day:
Apollo 11 in real time:
https://apolloinrealtime.org/11/
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Family debates
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
I’ve come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have food in their mouths.
-- Kenneth Cole
Website 4 the day:
Python machine learning:
https://www.reddit.com/r/learnprogramming/comments/cfxxcd/machine_learning_get_started_with_python
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Everything predetermined
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
I have noticed that even people who claim everything is predetermined and that we can do nothing to change it look before they cross the road.
-- Stephen Hawking
Website 4 the day:
Lightworks video editor:
https://www.lwks.com/
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The 3 R's
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
You know there’s a problem when you realize that out of the three Rs, only one begins with an R.
-- Dennis Miller
Website 4 the day:
CD/DVD burner:
http://infrarecorder.org/
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An intellectual
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
-- Billy Connolly
Website 4 the day:
Algorithm tutorial:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLn2ipk-jqgZiAHiA70hOxAj8RMUeqYNK
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Lion vs. calf
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
The lion shall lie down with the calf, but the calf won’t get much sleep
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
Buy electronics from makers:
https://www.tindie.com/
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Rich vs. poor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics.
-- Plutarch
Website 4 the day:
Known exoplanets:
https://exoplanetarchive.ipac.caltech.edu/
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Get better soon
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 22, 2019,
In :
Humor
Got my boss a "get better soon" card. She's not sick, I just think she could get better.
Website 4 the day:
Free movies on YouTube:
http://zerodollarmovies.com/catalog/english
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Insult yourself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 22, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Being bored is an insult to oneself.
-- Jules Renard
Website 4 the day:
Tool to check and fix 3D models:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/p/3d-builder/9wzdncrfj3t6
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World creation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 22, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Our thoughts create our world.
-- Stephen Richards
Website 4 the day:
3D design models:
https://www.myminifactory.com/
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What to be?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 22, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is.
-- Albert Camus
Website 4 the day:
Auto VIN check:
https://www.vincheckpro.com/vin-go
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Terrible nightmares
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 22, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The greater your dreams, the more terrible your nightmares.
-- Edward Abbey
Website 4 the day:
Making cookie cutters:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66fqXttgpE
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Worse crimes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 22, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them.
-- Joseph Brodsky
Website 4 the day:
When can you reuse a calendar:
https://www.whencanireusethiscalendar.com/
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Why no visitors?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019,
In :
Humor
Why don't aliens visit our planet? Terrible ratings. One star.
Website 4 the day:
Give homeless money by phone:
https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/wjvavy/this-app-lets-you-give-money-to-homeless-people-from-your-phone
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Diet's 2nd day
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019,
In :
Humor
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you’re off it.
-- Jackie Gleason
Website 4 the day:
Send 5 GBytes for free:
https://transfer.pcloud.com/
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Who are the users?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019,
In :
Humor
User: the word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
-- Dave Barry
Website 4 the day:
Live filesharing and chat:
https://volafile.org/
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What holds ships together
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019,
In :
Humor
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together; It was riveting.
-- Stewart Francis
Website 4 the day:
Free images for transfer:
https://thegraphicsfairy.com/
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When I was younger
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019,
In :
Humor
One time, a guy handed me a picture and said, “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture of you is when you were younger.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Website 4 the day:
Draw a stickman:
http://www.drawastickman.com/
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Creating money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Never boils
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019,
In :
Humor
A watched pot never boils, but it does get paranoid.
-- Lesley Wake
Website 4 the day:
Track when an image is seen:
https://grabify.link/
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An origami store
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019,
In :
Humor
I had a business plan for an origami store, but It folded.
Website 4 the day:
Compare airfares:
https://www.airfarewatchdog.com/
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Confidence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019,
In :
Humor
Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.
-- Tina Fey
Website 4 the day:
Free local TV:
https://www.locast.org/
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Forgetting history
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019,
In :
Humor
There’s an old saying about those who forget history. I don’t remember it, but it’s good.
-- Stephen Colbert
Website 4 the day:
Fool advertisers with Firefox:
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/43j8qm/firefox-will-give-you-a-fake-browsing-history-to-fool-advertisers
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On the edge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Being on the edge isn’t as safe, but the view is better.
-- Ricky Gervais
Website 4 the day:
Dark patterns on shopping websites:
https://webtransparency.cs.princeton.edu/dark-patterns/
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Insomnia
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019,
In :
Humor
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.
-- Jon Stewart
Website 4 the day:
Picture yourself on Mt. Everest:
https://thetopofmounteverest.com/#home
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What is education
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Create your own fake news:
https://grover.allenai.org/
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Daydream
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019,
In :
Humor
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Spell words with chemical symbols:
https://www.chemspeller.com/
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Investment anxiety
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
I used to be mildly fearful of residential property investments. Now I have an apartment complex.
Website 4 the day:
Google slides to animated GIFs:
https://talltweets.com/
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A fine place
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
-- Fred Allen
Website 4 the day:
Screenshot a web page:
https://screenshot.guru/
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Funny things
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 25, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.
-- Don Rickles
Website 4 the day:
Archive a web page:
https://archive.is/
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You might as well
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
-- Joe E. Lewis
Website 4 the day:
View PCB layout:
https://openboardview.org/
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40,000 piece puzzle
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 25, 2019,
In :
Humor
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says "go outside."
-- Demetri Martin
Website 4 the day:
Signal waveform editor:
https://wavedrom.com/
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Everything is funny
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 25, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Everything is funny, as long as it is happening to someone else.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
English pronunciation:
https://youglish.com/
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Memory not good enough
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 25, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
Light and sounds pets hate:
https://www.cnet.com/news/is-technology-driving-your-pet-insane/
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Kangaroo high jumps
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019,
In :
Humor
I saw a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State building, but was only because the building can't jump.
Website 4 the day:
Free 40 minute web/video conferencing:
https://zoom.us/
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Bilingual hockey players
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019,
In :
Humor
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
-- Gordie Howe
Website 4 the day:
It's OK to ask for more time:
https://www.hbs.edu/faculty/Publication%20Files/19-064_8312949a-87f4-493b-8362-d364382c3db4.pdf
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Outdoor fun and more
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019,
In :
Humor
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
-- Dave Barry
Website 4 the day:
Secure OS:
https://tails.boum.org/
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Didn’t say it.
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019,
In :
Humor
I don’t care what the tape says. I didn’t say it.
-- Ray Malavasi
Website 4 the day:
Anonymous OS:
https://www.whonix.org/
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Just can't win
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019,
In :
Humor
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams
Website 4 the day:
Bootable USB privacy:
https://tails.boum.org/
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Learning
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
We learn from disappointment.
-- Mehdi Sadaghdar
Website 4 the day:
Literal meanings for country names:
http://tiny.cc/countrynames
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Cricket in heaven
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019,
In :
Humor
Oh God, if there be cricket in heaven, let there also be rain.
-- Alec Douglas Home
Website 4 the day:
A person's looks from their speech:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1905.09773.pdf
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Hippo vs. Zippo
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 12, 2019,
In :
Humor
The difference Between a Hippo and a Zippo: one's really heavy, the others a little lighter.
Website 4 the day:
Find out about people:
https://thatsthem.com
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Truth vs. fiction
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
WiFi networks found:
https://wigle.net/
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Two faces of happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The knowledge of happiness brings the knowledge of unhappiness.
-- Swami Vivekananda
Website 4 the day:
Preconfigured virtual Linux for investigations:
https://inteltechniques.com/buscador/
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Art is a lie
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth.
-- Pablo Picasso
Website 4 the day:
Free virtual private mobile number:
http://freesmscode.com
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Yesterday vs. today
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Price optimization game:
https://priceoptimization.ai/
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Confused?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
If you’re not confused, you’re not paying attention.
-- Tom Peters
Website 4 the day:
Introduction to SQL for Data Scientists:
http://downloads.bensresearch.com/SQL.pdf
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Youth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 12, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
It takes a long time to become young.
-- Pablo Picasso
Website 4 the day:
40 years of New York City photos:
http://mattweberphotos.com/
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Religious differences
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 6, 2019,
In :
Humor
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.
Website 4 the day:
Get stock by buying stuff:
https://bumped.com/
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Lonely people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 6, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
-- Joseph F. Newton
Website 4 the day:
H.P. Lovecraft complete works:
http://arkhamarchivist.com/free-complete-lovecraft-ebook-nook-kindle/
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You are one person
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 6, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you are the world.
-- Bill Wilson
Website 4 the day:
Audubon native plants database:
https://www.audubon.org/native-plants
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The inevitable
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 6, 2019,
In :
Humor
Change is inevitable – except from a vending machine.
-- Robert C. Gallagher
Website 4 the day:
Retargetable decompiler:
https://retdec.com/
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More worth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 6, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing is worth more than this day.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Website 4 the day:
Visual comparison shopping:
http://www.findsimilar.com/
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Forget about style
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 6, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Forget about style; worry about results.
-- Bobby Orr
Website 4 the day:
Feminist internet:
https://f-xa.co/
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My life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 6, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
My life is my argument.
-- Albert Schweitzer
Website 4 the day:
Best way to whisk:
http://digg.com/video/the-best-whisking-method-explained
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A landscape gardener
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019,
In :
Humor
I tried to hire a landscape gardener but he turned down the job because my yard was laid out as portrait.
Website 4 the day:
Vintage cat photos:
https://petapixel.com/2019/05/24/vintage-photos-of-cats-doing-human-things/
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Middle age
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019,
In :
Humor
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
-- Bob Hope
Website 4 the day:
Where is your birthday in Pi?
http://mypiday.com/
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Comprehending infinity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.
-- Voltaire
Website 4 the day:
Follow politicians:
https://app.politiscope.io/
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A bad memory
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019,
In :
Humor
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
Website 4 the day:
Free textbooks:
https://openstax.org/
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Hard to put up with
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019,
In :
Humor
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Create an avatar:
https://getavataaars.com/
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Man's worst enemy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019,
In :
Humor
Alcohol may be , but the bible says love your enemy.
-- Frank Sinatra
Website 4 the day:
Stay for free:
https://lifehacker.com/how-to-stay-for-free-anywhere-in-the-world-1832965711
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Foolishly spent
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019,
In :
Humor
Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly.
-- George Raft
Website 4 the day:
Virtualbox tutorial:
https://www.systemcodegeeks.com/virtualization/virtualbox/virtualbox-tutorial-virtualization-essentials/
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Don't judge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 23, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson
Website 4 the day:
Go for a walk:
https://walk.cafe/
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Firing based on posture
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 23, 2019,
In :
Humor
My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.
Website 4 the day:
How Bitcoin works:
https://www.bitcoinsimulator.tk/blockchain?chain=public
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Simplicity and sophistication
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 23, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
-- Leonardo da Vinci
Website 4 the day:
Lists made social:
https://list.ly/
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Hope
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 23, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Hope is a waking dream.
-- Aristotle
Website 4 the day:
Image to text and translate:
http://projectnaptha.com/
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Who and when?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 23, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
If not us, who? If not now, when?
-- John F. Kennedy
Website 4 the day:
3D human body:
https://human.biodigital.com/login/create
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Don't wait
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 23, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Don’t wait. The time will never be just right.
-- Napoleon Hill
Website 4 the day:
Learn geography:
https://lizardpoint.com/
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Engineering vs. science
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 23, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The difference between engineering and science is that engineering has to be correct.
-- Michael Engelhardt
Website 4 the day:
New startups:
https://betalist.com/
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Cannibals vs. liberals
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 23, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
You know the difference between cannibals and liberals? Cannibals only eat their enemies.
-- Lyndon Johnson
Website 4 the day:
Privacy-focused office tools:
https://cryptpad.fr/
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A neck brace
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.
Website 4 the day:
Zoidberg whoop:
http://www.instantwhoop.com/
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Only one drink
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
-- George Burns
Website 4 the day:
Gruesome Body Bakery:
http://inventorspot.com/articles/body_bread_13546
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The finger
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
I didn’t give you the finger…you earned it.
-- Bill Murray
Website 4 the day:
Eat and grow big:
http://slither.io/
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Memory foam
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
I bought myself a memory foam mattress and now it’s trying to blackmail me.
-- Gary Delaney
Website 4 the day:
World Carrot Museum:
http://www.carrotmuseum.co.uk/
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The question
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me.
-- Ayn Rand
Website 4 the day:
Publish your research:
https://www.qeios.com/
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If your head gets too big
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.
-- Elvis Presley
Website 4 the day:
What did Alexa hear and store?
http://www.amazon.com/alexaprivacy
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Open mind trouble
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
-- Terry Pratchett
Website 4 the day:
Selfie teleprompter:
https://smartphones.gadgethacks.com/how-to/turn-your-phone-into-teleprompter-record-selfie-videos-without-breaking-eye-contact-0196702/
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Being run down by a bike
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019,
In :
Humor
Every day this same bike tries to run me down. This happens repeatedly. It is a vicious cycle.
Website 4 the day:
What to watch?
https://neverthink.tv
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I know nothing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
-- Robert Benchley
Website 4 the day:
Soviet's code machine, better than Enigma:
https://foreignpolicy.com/2019/04/27/the-soviets-unbreakable-code-fialka-encryption-espionage-russia-kgb-spy/
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Like a nighttime phone call
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019,
In :
Humor
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
-- Evelyn Hendrickson
Website 4 the day:
Magnetic fluxlines:
https://www.hbs.edu/faculty/Publication%20Files/19-064_8312949a-87f4-493b-8362-d364382c3db4.pdf
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So much left at the end
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019,
In :
Humor
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
-- John Barrymore
Website 4 the day:
The true size of countries:
https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2019-04/nifn-hbt042319.php
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I would never
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
-- Bertrand Russell
Website 4 the day:
A Bittorrent client:
https://www.qbittorrent.org/download.php
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Believe anything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.
-- Dame Edith Sitwell
Website 4 the day:
Whats on your PC?
https://www.ccleaner.com/speccy/download
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Free will
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019,
In :
Humor
You must believe in free will; there is no choice.
-- Isaac Bashevis Singer
Website 4 the day:
Unlock Windows files:
https://www.iobit.com/en/iobit-unlocker.php#
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Huge drink order
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019,
In :
Humor
A man walks into a bar and orders 10 times the number of drinks as anyone else there.
The bartender responds "Now that is an order of magnitude."
Website 4 the day:
Cardboard bike:
https://vimeo.com/37584656
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Feeling alone
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019,
In :
Humor
I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.
-- Jimmy Kimmel
Website 4 the day:
How long to binge watch ... ?
http://tiii.me/
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Start with a smile
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019,
In :
Humor
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
-- W. C. Fields
Website 4 the day:
YouTube's documentary channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_sXrcURB-Dh4az_FveeQ0Q
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Try again
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Persistence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Persistence guarantees that results are inevitable.
-- Paramahansa Yogananda
Website 4 the day:
Inside the mind of a hacker:
http://tiny.cc/insidehackers
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The past is done
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The past does not equal the future.
-- Tony Robbins
Website 4 the day:
Free content distribution network:
http://coralcdn.org/
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Stay!
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Stay hungry. Stay foolish.
-- Steve Jobs
Website 4 the day:
How a transmission works:
https://youtu.be/JOLtS4VUcvQ
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Walk the plank
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019,
In :
Humor
My mother used to make me walk the plank when I was younger, we couldn't afford a dog.
Website 4 the day:
Wasting time:
https://iwastesomuchtime.com/
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Leadership
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Leadership involves finding a parade and getting in front of it.
-- John Naisbitt
Website 4 the day:
Gravity points:
https://codepen.io/akm2/full/rHIsa
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Billions for schools and roads
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019,
In :
Humor
It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.
-- Andy Borowitz
Website 4 the day:
Find similar musicians:
https://www.music-map.com/
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Why two senators?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019,
In :
Humor
The reason that there are two senators from each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
-- Jay Leno
Website 4 the day:
Things organized neatly:
http://thingsorganizedneatly.tumblr.com/
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More discussion time
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
If we had more time for discussion, we probably would have made a great many more mistakes.
-- Leon Trotsky
Website 4 the day:
Classified ad exchanges:
http://www.dontevenreply.com/
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The purpose of the brain
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019,
In :
Humor
The human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.
-- Peter De Vries
Website 4 the day:
Museum of Flight:
http://www.museumofflight.org/Explore-The-Museum/
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My old neighborhood
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019,
In :
Humor
Where I grew up, you could walk ten blocks and never leave the scene of a crime.
-- Charlie Callas
Website 4 the day:
Audio-only films:
https://thenextweb.com/shareables/2019/04/03/listen-to-movie-at-work/
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How to have a good day
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019,
In :
Humor
My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
Website 4 the day:
Free Microsoft courses:
https://academy.microsoft.com/en-us/professional-program/tracks/
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Only golf
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019,
In :
Humor
Golf is the only sport where the object is to play as little as possible.
-- Charles G. McLoughlin
Website 4 the day:
Gardening tips:
http://freeplants.com/
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A place for hotels
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019,
In :
Humor
A hotel is a place that keeps the makers of twenty-five-watt lightbulbs in business.
-- Shelley Berman
Website 4 the day:
Ring of 48 high-speed cameras:
https://youtu.be/3fu3anMtDS8
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Trouble with NYC
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019,
In :
Humor
The trouble with New York is that it's so convenient to everything I can't afford.
-- Jack Barry
Website 4 the day:
Plant watercolors:
https://usdawatercolors.nal.usda.gov/pom/search.xhtml
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Talking dogs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019,
In :
Humor
If dogs could talk, they's say things like: "Hey! Hey! Hey!"
Ellen DeGeneres
Website 4 the day:
Check USB manufacturer information:
https://www.softpedia.com/get/System/System-Info/ChipGenius.shtml
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The most noxious
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Of all the noxious animals, the most noxious is the tourist.
-- Francis Kilvert
Website 4 the day:
Fake SD/USB tester:
https://www.majorgeeks.com/files/details/fakeflashtest.html
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Things to never eat
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019,
In :
Humor
Never eat anything that has to be explained.
-- Charles Schulz
Website 4 the day:
Popular cars through the years:
https://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/g23320934/car-history/
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Blank dictionary
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
I bought a dictionary and when I got home I realized all the pages were blank; I have no words for how angry I am.
Website 4 the day:
How to be a Wikipedia editor:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/howto-become-wikipedia-editor/
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Food for travel
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
Never travel without food in your pocket - if only to throw at attacking dogs.
-- E. S. Bates
Website 4 the day:
Are you owed a refund?
https://paribus.co/
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Grow to heaven
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven, unless its roots reach down to hell.
-- Carl Jung
Website 4 the day:
Cheap flights from where you are:
https://greatescape.co/
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The Flemish masters
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
We studied the Flemish masters using real phlegm.
-- Lew Cady
Website 4 the day:
Data breach support:
https://www.breachclarity.com/
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Happily married
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge
Website 4 the day:
7.5 billion people on one chart:
https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2019/04/the-world-s-7-5-billion-people-in-one-chart/
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Politics
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019,
In :
Humor
Politics: 'Poli' a Latin word meaning 'many'; and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures.'
-- Robin Williams
Website 4 the day:
The biggest theft:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnh0Z51H87s
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Either or
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
We are all either fools or undiscovered geniuses.
-- Bonnie Lin
Website 4 the day:
13.8 billion years for free:
https://school.bighistoryproject.com/bhplive
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Magic trapdoor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019,
In :
Humor
A magician added a trapdoor into his show. But I think it’s just a stage he’s going through.
Website 4 the day:
URL lengthener:
http://aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.com/
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Money in golf
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019,
In :
Humor
You can make a lot of money playing golf. Just ask my ex-wives.
-- Lee Trevino
Website 4 the day:
Unsearchable YouTube videos:
http://defaultfile.name/
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Wandering v. traveling
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The difference between wandering and traveling is that we wander for distraction and we travel for fulfillment.
-- Hilaire Belloc
Website 4 the day:
Ancient Rome, then and now:
https://www.boredpanda.com/before-after-roman-buildings-structures/
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While milking a cow
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.
-- Grant Wood
Website 4 the day:
Ransomware rescue manual:
https://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/RansomwareManual-1.pdf
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As a porcupine
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019,
In :
Humor
A friend said that in the next life she'd like to come back as a porcupine. She doesn't like crowds.
-- Brian Andreas
Website 4 the day:
Is it normal?
https://www.isitnormal.com/
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Just once
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
All my life I’ve wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought.
-- Robert Breault
Website 4 the day:
Guided meditations:
https://www.tarabrach.com/guided-meditations/
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Two personalities
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemicals substances: if they is any reaction, both are transferred.
-- Carl Jung
Website 4 the day:
Phish in a barrel:
https://duo.com/assets/ebooks/phish-in-a-barrel.pdf
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Birthday present
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019,
In :
Humor
I gave a bald friend a comb for his birthday. I think he liked the gift because he said he would never part with it.
Website 4 the day:
Three words can pinpoint your location:
https://what3words.com/
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Canine IQ
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019,
In :
Humor
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
-- Jay Leno
Website 4 the day:
Python data analysis library:
https://pandas.pydata.org/
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Climbing the ladder
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019,
In :
Humor
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
-- Mae West
Website 4 the day:
59 ways to cook eggs:
https://youtu.be/qWAagS_MANg
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Excellent lawyer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019,
In :
Humor
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
-- Fred Allen
Website 4 the day:
360-degree view of the Milky Way Galaxy:
https://futurism.com/the-byte/360-degree-video-milky-way-galaxy
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Not even an inkling
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019,
In :
Humor
There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a penciling.
-- Robert Brault
Website 4 the day:
Genderless voice:
https://www.fastcompany.com/90321378/the-worlds-first-genderless-ai-voice-is-here-listen-now
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May duct tape be with you
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019,
In :
Humor
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
-- Carl Zwanzig
Website 4 the day:
Traffic simulation:
http://traffic-simulation.de/
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Addiction is bad
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether under narcotic be alcohol, morphine or idealism.
-- Carl Jung
Website 4 the day:
Danish destress:
http://theconversation.com/a-danish-word-the-world-needs-to-combat-stress-pyt-112216
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Born again
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2019,
In :
Humor
I thought about being born again, but my mother refused.
Website 4 the day:
Hard pressure points:
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/324699.php
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Answering an argument
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2019,
In :
Humor
If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-- Elbert Hubbard
Website 4 the day:
YouTube mashups:
https://rave.dj/
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Family fun
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2019,
In :
Humor
There's no such thing as fun for the whole family.
-- Jerry Seinfeld
Website 4 the day:
How random are you?
https://www.expunctis.com/2019/03/07/Not-so-random.html
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Healthy torture
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turns into torturers.
-- Carl Jung
Website 4 the day:
Talk about mental illness:
https://seizetheawkward.org/
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Important equations
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
MIT Machine Learning textbook:
https://www.deeplearningbook.org/
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Possessions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Do not hold on to possessions you no Ionger need.
-- Miyamoto Musashi
Website 4 the day:
Screen capture and file sharing:
https://getsharex.com/
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Revealing signatures
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2019,
In :
Humor
A signature always reveals a man's character — and sometimes even his name.
-- Evan Esar
Website 4 the day:
Relative cost of living:
https://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/
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My broken marionette
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 13, 2019,
In :
Humor
I am giving away my broken marionette. No strings attached.
Website 4 the day:
This startup does not exist
https://thisstartupdoesnotexist.com/
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If at first you don't succeed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 13, 2019,
In :
Humor
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
8 hours of Star Trek DS9 OPS sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDEO07viY-g
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Creativity's enemy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 13, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The chief enemy of creativity is good sense.
-- Pablo Picasso
Website 4 the day:
8 hours of Star Trek Voyager crew quarters sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHxBp4zPTBQ
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Accept everything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 13, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Accept everything just the way it is.
-- Miyamoto Musashi
Website 4 the day:
8 hours of Star Trek TNG cargo bay sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VNhGe3wOOE
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Cannot solve it
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 13, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
8 hours of Star Trek TNG Engineering sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNBA2U-L8dc
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Know oneself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 13, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
To know oneself is to study oneself in action with another person.
-- Bruce Lee
Website 4 the day:
8 hours of Star Trek TNG Ten Forward sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tzoIYyAhFY
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Solving hands
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 13, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Often the hands will solve a mystery that the intellect had struggled with in vain.
-- Carl Jung
Website 4 the day:
8 hours of Star Trek TNG bridge sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKBvaOLDem0
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Mexican magician
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019,
In :
Humor
A Mexican magician was doing a magic trick. He said, Uno, Dose, and he disappeared without a trace
Website 4 the day:
Video editor:
https://shotcut.org/
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Pessimism
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019,
In :
Humor
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.
-- Jean Rostand
Website 4 the day:
Fold clothes like Marie Kondo:
https://www.familyhandyman.com/storage-organization/how-to-fold-clothes-like-marie-kondo/
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Keeping a man guessing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019,
In :
Humor
Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.
-- Mae West
Website 4 the day:
Search public records:
http://brbpublications.com
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Cleaning after children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019,
In :
Humor
Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard.
-- Margaret Culkin Banning
Website 4 the day:
Explore math:
https://www.desmos.com/
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Double your money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019,
In :
Humor
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
-- Kin Hubbard
Website 4 the day:
Salaries at Google, Facebook, and Microsoft:
https://www.levels.fyi/SE/Google/Facebook/Microsoft
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Flattery
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
-- Josh Billings
Website 4 the day:
Mars' weather:
https://mars.nasa.gov/insight/weather/
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Forgive your enemies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy
Website 4 the day:
Interactive programming environment:
https://repl.it
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Driving me crazy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019,
In :
Humor
Crossing paths
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019,
In :
Humor
Invention of high heels
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019,
In :
Humor
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
-- Christopher Morley
Website 4 the day:
Video games as medicine:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/doctors-may-soon-prescribe-a-video-game-for-mental-health_n_55c9182ae4b0f1cbf1e60df9
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Pessimism cause
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
-- Don Marquis
Website 4 the day:
Computer generated cats:
https://thiscatdoesnotexist.com/
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Trouble knocked
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Computer generated faces:
https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/
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Astrology
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019,
In :
Humor
I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.
-- Arthur C. Clarke
Website 4 the day:
Google knows where you have been:
https://www.google.com/maps/timeline
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Some people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
-- Albert Camus
Website 4 the day:
Gene editing at home:
http://www.the-odin.com/
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Paper or plastic?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019,
In :
Humor
I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said "nah, I'll just turn the lights off."
Website 4 the day:
Color consciousness
https://www.eastman.org/sites/default/files/technicolor/pdfs/ColorConsultants_ColorConsciousness.pdf
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I hate nostalgia
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019,
In :
Humor
I hate nostalgia. Hated it then and hat it now.
-- Ed Asner
Website 4 the day:
Free proxy list:
http://free-proxy.cz/en/
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Not all drugs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019,
In :
Humor
I am not opposed to all drugs. I watch TV.
-- Paul Krassner
Website 4 the day:
Becoming an organism:
http://digg.com/video/cell-division-time-lapse
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Tranquilizers for all
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019,
In :
Humor
If everyone took tranquilizers, nobody would need them.
-- Edmund Orrin
Website 4 the day:
Where is Starman?
https://www.whereisroadster.com/
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Not by words alone
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019,
In :
Humor
Man does not live by words alone, even though he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson
Website 4 the day:
Fastest growing US jobs:
https://bit.ly/2RM2voJ
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Baldness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019,
In :
Humor
If you're bald, remember that grass doesn't grow on a busy street.
-- William Hague
Website 4 the day:
National Forest typeface:
https://nationalparktypeface.com/Download
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What are we?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
We are what we repeatedly do.
Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
-- Aristotle
Website 4 the day:
Chrome password protection tool:
https://security.googleblog.com/2019/02/protect-your-accounts-from-data.html
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I'm a deck of cards!
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 5, 2019,
In :
Humor
A patient bursts into a doctor’s office, "Doctor, I believe I'm a deck of cards!"
The doctor calmly replies, "Go sit in the waiting room, please, I'll be dealing with you later." |
Website 4 the day:
Google slides to animated GIF:
https://talltweets.com/
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Manhood's disappointment
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 5, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The disappointment of manhood succeeds the delusion of youth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
Website 4 the day:
Live stream video:
https://www.youtube.com/live_dashboard_splash
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Value of doubt
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 5, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Doubt is the origin of wisdom.
René Descartes
Website 4 the day:
File virus scanner:
https://virusscan.jotti.org/en
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Don't slip tomorrow
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 5, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
If you don't want to slip tomorrow, speak the truth today.
-- Miyamoto Musashi
Website 4 the day:
Snap an image of a webpage:
https://screenshot.guru/
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More important than knowledge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 5, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited, whereas imagination embraces the entire world, stimulating progress, giving birth to evolution
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Ultra-condensed books:
http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/classics.shtml
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Habitual thoughts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 5, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
What you habitually think largely determined what you will ultimately become.
-- Bruce Lee
Website 4 the day:
Plane deformations:
https://mrdoob.com/#/124/plane_deformations
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Night dreams
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 5, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Nobody is Perfect.
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 4, 2019,
In :
Humor
Nobody is Perfect.
I am Nobody.
Website 4 the day:
Boxes? Hallways?
http://crossdivisions.com/
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Never regret
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 4, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Never regret anything that made you smile.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Patience is a virtue:
http://www.patience-is-a-virtue.org/
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Tough times
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 4, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Tough times never last but tough people do.
-- Robert H. Schiuller
Website 4 the day:
Random street:
http://www.mapcrunch.com/
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Doubt kills
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 4, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
-- Suzy Kassem
Website 4 the day:
Rock, Paper, Scissors:
https://www.rock-paper-scissors-game.com/
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It hurt
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 4, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
It hurt because it mattered.
-- John Green
Website 4 the day:
Found notes:
http://foundmagazine.com/
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Simplicity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 4, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
-- Leonardo da Vinci
Website 4 the day:
Awkward photos:
https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/
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Imagine
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 4, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Everything you can imagine is real.
-- Pablo Picasso
Website 4 the day:
Stuck drawer simulator game:
https://games.increpare.com/Schubladesimulator/
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Salt water fish
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019,
In :
Humor
Fish live in salt water because they sneeze in pepper water.
Website 4 the day:
Map of anonymous Wikipedia edits:
http://www.lkozma.net/wpv/index.html
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Not too long
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019,
In :
Humor
If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Short films:
http://sheepfilms.co.uk/category/shortfilms/
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Expiration dates
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019,
In :
Humor
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Find stigmatized properties:
https://www.housecreep.com/
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Fail again
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.
-- Samuel Beckett
Website 4 the day:
Perfectly timed photos:
http://perfectlytimedphotos.com
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My own world
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.
-- Lauren Myracle
Website 4 the day:
Kim Jong-Il looks at things:
https://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/
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What you need in life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
In life you need either inspiration or desperation.
-- Tony Robbins
Website 4 the day:
Thinking about your partner can lower blood pressure:
https://uanews.arizona.edu/story/having-partner-present-or-mind-may-keep-blood-pressure-down
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Every noble work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Every noble work is at first impossible.
-- Thomas Carlyle
Website 4 the day:
Learn to program for free:
https://www.sololearn.com/
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Would give my right arm
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019,
In :
Humor
Shopping for happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019,
In :
Humor
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.
-- Gertrude Stein
Website 4 the day:
How much of the internet is fake?
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/12/how-much-of-the-internet-is-fake.html
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Write a novel
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019,
In :
Humor
I can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
-- Fred Allen
Website 4 the day:
Public safety streams:
https://www.broadcastify.com/
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The digital camera
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
-- Demetri Martin
Website 4 the day:
Where can I watch a movie?
https://www.justwatch.com/us
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Today is ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
-- Dale Carnegie
Website 4 the day:
Private, encrypted file sharing:
https://send.firefox.com/
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Without laughter
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
-- Charlie Chaplin
Website 4 the day:
Make a bootable USB:
https://rufus.ie/
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Be who you are
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
-- Bernard Baruch
Website 4 the day:
Amazon giveaways and discounts:
https://www.amazon.com/ga/giveaways?pageId=1
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A thirteenth floor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019,
In :
Humor
Why are builders afraid to have a thirteenth floor but publishers aren't afraid of Chapter 11?
Website 4 the day:
Cat history:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsj-hDW9bS8
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Jury duty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019,
In :
Humor
I have never served on a jury because I am usually the accused.
-- Robert Pinske
Website 4 the day:
Free movies:
https://www.imdb.com/freedive/
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Eating and intelligence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019,
In :
Humor
I won't eat any form of intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive.
-- Marty Feldman
Website 4 the day:
Recover lost photos and videos:
https://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/PhotoRec
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Cooking tip
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019,
In :
Humor
Cooking tip: wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.
-- Nicole Hollander
Website 4 the day:
Recover lost data:
https://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/TestDisk
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Live by yourself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019,
In :
Humor
When you live by yourself, all of your annoying habits disappear.
-- Merrill Markoe
Website 4 the day:
Find similar songs:
http://moretrackslikethis.com/
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Cowardice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Cowardice is often based on good information.
-- Peter Ustinov
Website 4 the day:
Google's last result:
https://feelingunlucky.today/
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Go to school
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
-- Bill Watterson
Website 4 the day:
Unroll toilet paper with your mouse wheel:
http://papertoilet.com/
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Selling my vacuum
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019,
In :
Humor
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just collecting dust.
Website 4 the day:
Motivation game-style:
https://lvluplife.com/
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John Madden
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019,
In :
Humor
John Madden is a man who didn't let success go to his clothes.
-- Mike Ditka
Website 4 the day:
If the moon was one pixel:
http://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html
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Success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
Success is a great deodorant.
-- Elizabeth Taylor
Website 4 the day:
Why time flies faster as you age:
https://qz.com/1516804/physics-explains-why-time-passes-faster-as-you-age/
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Singer from Rhode Island
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019,
In :
Humor
I first billed myself as a signer from Rhode Island, an act of Providence.
-- George Burns
Website 4 the day:
Memory games:
http://www.memozor.com/memory-game-online-free
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A dental plan
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019,
In :
Humor
I finally have a dental plan. I chew on the other side.
-- Janine Ditullio
Website 4 the day:
MP3 to text:
https://www.ofoct.com/audio-converter/audio-to-text.html
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Tearing out your hair
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
It is foolish to tear out one's hair in grief, as though sorrow is less with baldness.
-- Cicero
Website 4 the day:
Cut/paste emojis:
https://www.emojicopy.com/
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No conversation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
There is no such thing as conversation. There are intersecting monologues.
-- Rebecca West
Website 4 the day:
Find a tutorial:
https://2uts.com/
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Is it a missle?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019,
In :
Humor
Is it still called a "missile" if it hits the target?
Website 4 the day:
Create a logo:
https://logomaker.thehoth.com/
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Humour's secret source
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Free Javascript course:
https://watchandcode.com/p/practical-javascript
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No girlfriend
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019,
In :
Humor
I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Website 4 the day:
Web app development community:
https://glitch.com/
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Ineffective workers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.
-- Scott Adams
Website 4 the day:
Private search engine:
https://news.google.com/newspapers
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Learn something every day
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
People learn something every day, and a lot of times it’s that what they learned the day before was wrong.
-- Bill Vaughan
Website 4 the day:
Newspaper archive:
https://news.google.com/newspapers
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Only as good
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019,
In :
Philosophy
You’re only as good as your last haircut.
-- Fran Lebowitz
Website 4 the day:
Point and kill for Windows:
https://bitbucket.org/sta-ger/win-xkill/downloads/
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Ruination
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019,
In :
Humor
Reality continues to ruin my life.
-- Bill Watterson
Website 4 the day:
How funny are words?
https://link.springer.com/article/10.3758/s13428-017-0930-6
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So stupid
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018,
In :
Humor
A friend was so stupid that he had to change states and take on an assumed name. He was in the Witless Protection Program.
Website 4 the day:
Guesses the character you are thinking of:
https://en.akinator.com/game
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Be thought a liar
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.
-- Logan Pearsall Smith
Website 4 the day:
Color wheel:
https://color.adobe.com/create/color-wheel/
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Boredom cure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
-- Dorothy Parker
Website 4 the day:
Compress PDF files:
https://smallpdf.com/compress-pdf
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Only one regret
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018,
In :
Humor
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
MP3 tag editor:
https://www.mp3tag.de/
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Be sorry tomorrow
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018,
In :
Humor
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow, sleep late.
-- Henny Youngman
Website 4 the day:
Network scanner:
https://angryip.org/
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Power is not masculine
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Once, power was considered a masculine attribute. In fact, power has no sex.
-- Katharine Graham
Website 4 the day:
Old SD memory card formatter:
https://www.sdcard.org/downloads/formatter_4/
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Take credit for the good
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
We always take credit for the good and attribute the bad to fortune.
-- Charles Kuralt
Website 4 the day:
Full moon:
https://www.reddit.com/r/space/comments/a6kzqr/the_full_rotation_of_the_moon_as_seen_by_nasas/
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Apple's new car
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018,
In :
Humor
I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they're having trouble installing windows.
Website 4 the day:
#1 song when you were born:
https://playback.fm/birthday-song
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Reality vs. illusion
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Winter is reality, summer is an illusion.
-- Toivo Pekkanen
Website 4 the day:
Inspriation:
https://ineedaprompt.com/
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Bureaucrats
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018,
In :
Humor
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds an office that a Republican wants.
-- Harry S. Truman
Website 4 the day:
Program in emojis:
https://www.emojicode.org/
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10 percent of brains
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018,
In :
Humor
We only use 10 percent of our brains. Think what we could do if we used the other 60 percent.
-- Ellen DeGeneres
Website 4 the day:
Museum of endangered sounds:
http://savethesounds.info/
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General Failure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018,
In :
Humor
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Free PDF editor:
http://pdfedit.cz/en/index.html
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Never promoted
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
If you are irreplaceable you will never be promoted.
-- Jonathan S. Benton
Website 4 the day:
Elements through the centuries
https://www.reddit.com/r/educationalgifs/comments/a6lr6n/300_years_of_element_discovery/
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Melting the ceiling
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The glass ceiling melts when you turn up the heat.
-- Pauline Kezer
Website 4 the day:
Virtual credit cards:
https://privacy.com/
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Sandwich in a bar
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018,
In :
Humor
Supply vs. demand
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The supply of government exceeds the demand.
-- Lewis Lapham
Website 4 the day:
When was a webpage posted?
http://carbondate.cs.odu.edu/
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Keep your facts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018,
In :
Humor
Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.
-- Stephen Colbert
Website 4 the day:
Find your perfect Linux distribution:
https://librehunt.org/
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Motivational tapes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018,
In :
Humor
I have a set of motivational tapes, but I never feel like watching them.
-- Daniel Liebert
Website 4 the day:
Download videos:
https://www.xvideothief.com/
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Bought a staple gun
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018,
In :
Humor
My husband bought a staple gun. Now we have to bring food to the cat.
-- Rita Rudner
Website 4 the day:
Free streaming movies:
https://www.kanopy.com/
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Fine line of cooking
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018,
In :
Humor
My wife treads a fine line between cooking and arson.
-- Bill Hoest
Website 4 the day:
Is your Flash drive fake?
https://www.rmprepusb.com/tutorials/-fake-usb-flash-memory-drives
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Nuts to you?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Failed magicians
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018,
In :
Humor
I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half-sisters.
Website 4 the day:
Free magic tricks:
https://trickshop.com/free-downloads.html
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Why a magician?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018,
In :
Humor
Games are silly
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
It may well be that all games are silly, but then so are human beings.
-- Robert Lynd
Website 4 the day:
Raising self-reliant children:
http://www.freerangekids.com/
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The noblest dog
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018,
In :
Humor
The noblest dog is the hot dog, which feeds the hand that bites it.
-- Laurence J. Peter
Website 4 the day:
US population by state:
https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/9yasnn/us_population_growth_by_state_19002017_oc/
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Too much music
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018,
In :
Humor
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky
Website 4 the day:
Google products that flopped:
https://gcemetery.co/
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Psychoanalysis takes years
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018,
In :
Humor
Psychoanalysis is a process that usually takes years, which is why Freudians have such lovely summer homes.
-- Cynthia Heimel
Website 4 the day:
Recover deleted files:
https://www.ccleaner.com/recuva
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17 days straight
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018,
In :
Humor
I've been straight for seventeen days . . . but not all in a row.
-- sam Kinison
Website 4 the day:
Free graphic viewer:
https://www.irfanview.com/
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A theatrical performance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 27, 2018,
In :
Humor
I saw a theatrical performance of a dictionary. It was a play on words.
Website 4 the day:
Quantum gravity research:
http://www.quantumgravityresearch.org/
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Eating healthy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 27, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.
-- Mike Birbiglia
Website 4 the day:
DIY home decor:
https://www.simphome.com/
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Life is short
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 27, 2018,
In :
Humor
Life is too short to learn German.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Free TV:
https://view.yahoo.com/
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The best way out
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 27, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The best way out is always through.
-- Robert Frost
Website 4 the day:
Yet more free movies:
https://www.roku.com/whats-on/the-roku-channel
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Move the world
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 27, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Let him that would move the world first move himself.
-- Socrates
Website 4 the day:
Even more free movies and TV:
https://www.snagfilms.com
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Impossible
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 27, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Impossible is for the unwilling.
-- John Keats
Website 4 the day:
More free movies and TV:
http://popcornflix.com
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My life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 27, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
My life is my message.
-- Mahatma Gandhi
Website 4 the day:
Free movies and TV:
https://www.sonycrackle.com
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Frivolous
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 20, 2018,
Being frivolous is not as serious as it appears.
Website 4 the day:
Origami:
http://www.origami-instructions.com/
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Seasickness cure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 20, 2018,
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
-- Spike Milligan
Website 4 the day:
US holiday list:
https://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/us/
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Too much progress
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 20, 2018,
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
-- Ogden Nash
Website 4 the day:
Physics simulations:
https://phet.colorado.edu/en/simulations/category/new
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Deserved my enemies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 20, 2018,
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe that I deserved my friends.
-- Walt Whitman
Website 4 the day:
World's radios:
http://radio.garden/live/
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An optimist
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 20, 2018,
I'm an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat.
-- Harold WIlson
Website 4 the day:
Astronomy picture of the day:
https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html
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Loyalty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 20, 2018,
Men are only as loyal as their options.
-- Bill Maher
Website 4 the day:
Color matching game:
https://color.method.ac/
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Yield to temptation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 20, 2018,
Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Website 4 the day:
Math games:
https://www.coolmathgames.com/
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Balloon exercising
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2018,
In :
Humor
I used to lift balloons for exercise. But, I stopped because It wasn't really working out.
Website 4 the day:
Pedestrian devoured by sink hole:
https://digg.com/video/sinkhole-lanzhou-city?utm_source=digg&utm_medium=email
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Fishing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2018,
In :
Humor
Teach a man to fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
-- Zenna Schaffer
Website 4 the day:
Einstein's concern a decade before rise of Nazis:
https://noox.app/us/3395960
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Used to do drugs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2018,
In :
Humor
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Website 4 the day:
Social media and depression:
https://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-instagram-snapchat-social-media-well-being-2018-11
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Truth is beauty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2018,
In :
Humor
It's difficult to reconcile that concept that truth is beauty with orthodontia and nose jobs.
-- Judith Viorst
Website 4 the day:
AI for all:
https://www.acumos.org/
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A good listener
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2018,
In :
Humor
A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
-- Katherine Whitehorn
Website 4 the day:
An app to save everything:
https://collect.wetransfer.com/
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God in your image
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
-- Steve Rubenstein
Website 4 the day:
Reduce image size:
https://squoosh.app/
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Sale at a turf farm
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2018,
In :
Humor
I just heard that the local turf farm was having a yard sale.
Website 4 the day:
Cheat sheets:
https://www.cheatography.com/
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Object in motion or rest
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2018,
In :
Humor
An object in motion will continue in the wrong direction. An object at rest will remain in the wrong place.
-- David Gerold
Website 4 the day:
Site for early adopters:
https://betalist.com/
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Round world
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The world is round. It has no point.
-- Andrienne Gusoff
Website 4 the day:
Coding quizes:
https://coderbyte.com/quiz
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The ax of progress
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Technological progress is like an ax in the hands of a pathological criminal.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Convert web app to desktop app:
https://applicationize.me/now
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My retirement plan
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2018,
In :
Humor
My retirement plan is a slippery floor in a department store.
-- Keith McGill
Website 4 the day:
Make an app or game without programming:
https://www.buildbox.com/
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Information booth job
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2018,
In :
Humor
I was hired for a job in an information booth with no questions asked.
-- Jay London
Website 4 the day:
Sub-$1 microcontrollers compared:
https://jaycarlson.net/microcontrollers/
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Reduce your expectations
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
If you reduce your expectations to zero, life becomes a series of happy surprises.
-- Tuck Andres
Website 4 the day:
Researcher network:
https://www.researchgate.net/
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The wise fool
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 31, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.
-- William Shakespeare
Website 4 the day:
Learn to hack:
https://www.hacksplaining.com/
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The auto body shop
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 31, 2018,
In :
Humor
The auto body shop was wreck-a-mended.
Website 4 the day:
Home for introverts:
https://www.riskology.co/blog/
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Argumentative similes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 31, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
In argument similes are like songs in love; they describe much, but prove nothing.
-- Kafka
Website 4 the day:
2050 Weather:
https://www.vox.com/a/weather-climate-change-us-cities-global-warming
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A luxury
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 31, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
It is a luxury to be understood.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Website 4 the day:
Burn OSs to USB sticks or SD cards:
https://www.balena.io/etcher/
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A person in love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 31, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
-- Nietzsche
Website 4 the day:
Automated vehicle safety:
https://www.rand.org/content/dam/rand/pubs/research_reports/RR2600/RR2662/RAND_RR2662.pdf
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The will to believe
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 31, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is the exact opposite.
-- Bertrand Russell
Website 4 the day:
Search words by when first used:
https://www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler
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Democracy substitution
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 31, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the day:
Windows Explorer alternative:
http://multicommander.com/
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Cannot change anything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 31, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
We cannot change anything unless we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.
-- Carl Jung
Website 4 the day:
Company contact info:
https://www.elliott.org/company-contacts/
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Breeding rabbits
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 27, 2018,
In :
Humor
Breeding rabbits was a hare-raising experience.
Website 4 the day:
Penny pictures:
http://www.fincher.org/Misc/Pennies/BigTower.shtml
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The search of life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 27, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
For most men, life is a search for the proper Manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman
Website 4 the day:
Take flight:
https://www.foldnfly.com/
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Complaints
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 27, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that you can't please.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Interesting news:
https://www.tickld.com/
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Refuse to admit
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 27, 2018,
In :
Humor
I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.
-- Nancy Astor
Website 4 the day:
Calculus from over 100 years ago:
https://www.gutenberg.org/files/33283/33283-pdf.pdf
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No new beginnings
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 27, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.
-- Maria Robinson
Website 4 the day:
Programming finishing school:
https://thoughtbot.com/upcase
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Immaculate member
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 27, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Free undelete for Windows 10:
https://www.easeus.com/data-recovery-solution/free-undelete-software-windows-10.html
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Middle aged
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 27, 2018,
In :
Humor
I'm 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?
-- Barry Cryer
Website 4 the day:
Meet halfway:
https://www.meetways.com/
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This morning
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018,
In :
Humor
Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.
Website 4 the day:
Trumpet vs. hair:
http://trumpdonald.org/
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Intelligent life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018,
In :
Humor
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
-- Bob Monkhouse
Website 4 the day:
Odd research:
https://www.improbable.com/ig/winners/
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Ultimate frustration
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018,
In :
Humor
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
-- Sam Ewing
Website 4 the day:
Stephen Hawkings' final paper:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1810.01847.pdf
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Soar in the clouds
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018,
In :
Humor
Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
8 hours of Star Trek bridge sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnU2qn6-hz4
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Never grow up
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
We never really grow up. We just learn how to act in public.
-- Bryan White
Website 4 the day:
Screaming goat piano:
http://www.screaminggoatpiano.com/
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Camping in nature
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018,
In :
Humor
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
-- Dave Barry
Website 4 the day:
Count sheep:
http://www.icantsleep.help/
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Fond of children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018,
In :
Humor
I am fond of children - except boys.
-- Lewis Carroll
Website 4 the day:
Count the flashes:
https://digg.com/video/rabbit-illusion
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Russian Dolls
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2018,
In :
Humor
I hate Russian Dolls. They're so full of themselves.
Website 4 the day:
Click to remove:
http://www.clicktoremove.com/
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Writing a book
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2018,
In :
Humor
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
This guy wants your money:
http://www.ijustwantyourmoney.com/
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Only stupidity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
It’s only because of their stupidity that they’re able to be so sure of themselves.
-- Franz Kafka
Website 4 the day:
Dividing circles:
http://www.koalastothemax.com/
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Important lessons
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can’t be learned at school.
-- Haruki Murakami
Website 4 the day:
A sad trombone:
https://www.anothersadtrombone.com/
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3, 6 and 9
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
If you only knew the magnificence of the 3, 6 and 9, then you would have a key to the universe.
-- Nikola Tesla
Website 4 the day:
Pull my nose:
http://vectorpark.com/head/
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Internet answers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2018,
In :
Humor
The best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer.
-- Ward Cunningham
Website 4 the day:
Recover from brain freeze:
https://cdn2.hubspot.net/hub/124879/file-1305051026-pdf/GENARD_METHOD_CHEAT_SHEETS/Genard_Method_Cheat_Sheet_5WaysToRecoverFromABrainFreeze_PDF.pdf
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Increased esteem
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2018,
In :
Humor
My esteem for this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now that when people wave at me, they use all their fingers.
-- Jimmy Carter
Website 4 the day:
Data visualization:
https://serialmentor.com/dataviz/
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Never date a tennis player
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 6, 2018,
In :
Humor
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Website 4 the day:
SPAM® museum:
http://www.spam.com/museum
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A pessimist
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 6, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the day:
Meteorological info:
https://www.ventusky.com/
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Knowledge vs. underwear
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 5, 2018,
In :
Humor
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
-- Bill Murray
Website 4 the day:
Learn photography:
http://photoskop.com/
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So surprised
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 5, 2018,
In :
Humor
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
-- Gracie Allen
Website 4 the day:
Result of a nuclear bomb:
https://outrider.org/nuclear-weapons/interactive/bomb-blast
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Ain't sleeping
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 5, 2018,
In :
Humor
I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids.
-- Jonathan Raban
Website 4 the day:
What's it like to be dyslexic:
https://geon.github.io/programming/2016/03/03/dsxyliea
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Invention of swearing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 5, 2018,
In :
Humor
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
-- Finley Peter Dunne
Website 4 the day:
Watch a palate make sounds
https://dood.al/pinktrombone/
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Every successful man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 5, 2018,
In :
Humor
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-- Maryon Pearson
Website 4 the day:
Behind the news:
http://time.com/photography/lightbox/
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Neighbor's chickens
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2018,
In :
Humor
My neighbor's chickens were eating my garden, so I put up a fence. Now it is impeccable.
Website 4 the day:
If you are bored:
https://www.boredbutton.com/
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Not politics
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Politics is not a vocation, nor is it an avocation. It's an incurable disease.
-- Joseph T. Robinson
Website 4 the day:
Create a website:
https://www.jimdo.com/
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They laughed at Joan of Arc
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2018,
In :
Humor
They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it anyway.
-- Gracie Allen
Website 4 the day:
Free wallpaper:
https://interfacelift.com/
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Not a highway
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
I view the internet not as an information highway but as an asylum filled with babbling loonies.
-- Mike Royko
Website 4 the day:
Control someone else's electronics:
http://www.drivemeinsane.com/
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Meek inheritance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2018,
In :
Humor
The meek shall inherit the earth. They won't have the nerve to refuse it.
-- Jackie Vernon
Website 4 the day:
Make things:
https://www.tinkercad.com/#/
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Television's jokes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Television permits millions of people to hear the same joke at the same time and still remain lonesome.
-- T. S. Eliot
Website 4 the day:
Free credit freeze:
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/freezing-your-credit-is-now-free-2018-09-21
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Only flair
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2018,
In :
Humor
Her only flair is in her nostrils.
-- Pauline Kael
Website 4 the day:
Chart of Electromagnetic Radiations:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/llnl/9403051123/sizes/l/
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Sued the airline
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 22, 2018,
In :
Humor
When I sued the airline for my missing luggage, the verdict was that I lost my case.
Website 4 the day:
USA in numbers:
https://usafacts.org/
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Major problem mistakes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 22, 2018,
In :
Humor
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
-- Douglas Adams
Website 4 the day:
Machine learning with Python:
https://towardsdatascience.com/a-complete-machine-learning-walk-through-in-python-part-one-c62152f39420
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I can't understand it
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 21, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it.
-- Queen Juliana
Website 4 the day:
Java tutorial videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBWX97e1E9g&list=PLE7E8B7F4856C9B19
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Change
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 21, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
All appears to change when we change.
-- Henri-Frédéric Amiel
Website 4 the day:
Open source video editor:
https://kdenlive.org/en/features/
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Lack of money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 21, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the day:
Any positive number is sum of three (or less) palindromes
http://www.rnta.eu/cgi-bin/three_palindromes/pal3.py
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Building security
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 21, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
No one can build his security upon the nobleness of another person.
-- Willa Cather
Website 4 the day:
Open source painting tool:
https://krita.org/en/features/highlights/
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The best teachers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 21, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The best teachers are those who show you where to look, but don't tell you what to see.
-- Alexandra K.Trenfor
Website 4 the day:
Image viewer:
https://nomacs.org/
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A dirty bird
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 16, 2018,
In :
Humor
My parrot was dirty, so I bought a feather duster.
Website 4 the day:
Lightning map:
http://en.blitzortung.org/live_lightning_maps.php?map=30
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History lessons
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 16, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the day:
Snapzu web posts:
https://snapzu.com/
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Intelligence vs. sensibility
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 16, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
-- Goethe
Website 4 the day:
Visual microphone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npNYP2vzaPo
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Little time after birth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 16, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
I was born not knowing and have had only a little time to change that here and there.
-- Richard Feynmann
Website 4 the day:
Where can you park you spaceship?
https://parkmyspaceship.com
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Foundations of knowledge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 16, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also.
-- Carl Jung
Website 4 the day:
Clone your disk in the clouds:
https://rclone.org/
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What's the use?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 16, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?
-- Henry David Thoreau
Website 4 the day:
Make your PC into a hotspot:
http://www.mypublicwifi.com
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Fanatical
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 16, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
A fanatic is a person who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
-- Winston Churchill
Website 4 the day:
Vedic math books:
http://www.vedicmaths.org/resources/books/free#book
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Went for a massage
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2018,
In :
Humor
I went for a massage because I wanted to be kneaded.
Website 4 the day:
Accomplishments by your age:
http://www.museumofconceptualart.com/accomplished/index.html
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Never happy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.
-- Anatole France
Website 4 the day:
Journey to the center of the earth:
http://www.bbc.com/future/bespoke/story/20150306-journey-to-the-centre-of-earth/index.html
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Young and old
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Mount Rushmore's Hall of Records:
https://www.nps.gov/media/photo/gallery.htm?id=F51F46AD-155D-4519-3E23A791A6417362
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Deflating disputes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
-- Aristotle
Website 4 the day:
Group Theory coloring book:
http://www.coloring-book.co/
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Photographing Shirley Temple
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2018,
In :
Humor
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
-- Tallulah Bankhead
Website 4 the day:
Better CLI commands:
https://remysharp.com/2018/08/23/cli-improved
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Violin vs. viola
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2018,
In :
Humor
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
-- Victor Borge
Website 4 the day:
Make slogan great again:
http://beat2020.com/
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Of doors and dogs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2018,
In :
Humor
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
-- Ogden Nash
Website 4 the day:
Online TV:
http://xumo.tv
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Missing eggs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018,
In :
Humor
The chicken couldn't find her eggs. She must have mislaid them.
Website 4 the day:
Conference call simulator:
http://conferencecall.biz/
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Full of it
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018,
In :
Humor
Nobody listens
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018,
In :
Humor
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin
Website 4 the day:
I said don't call me!
http://isaiddontcall.me/
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Awake in case of emergency
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018,
In :
Humor
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
-- Ronald Reagan
Website 4 the day:
Library e-books and audiobooks:
https://meet.libbyapp.com/
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Comes a time
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018,
In :
Humor
There comes a time in every man's life and I've had many of them.
-- Casey Stengel
Website 4 the day:
Text to image:
http://t2i.cvalenzuelab.com/
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Two paradoxes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution.
-- Edward Teller
Website 4 the day:
Identify fake photos:
https://www.getsurfsafe.com/
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Walking on water
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018,
In :
Humor
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".
-- Lyndon B. Johnson
Website 4 the day:
Python introduction:
https://medium.freecodecamp.org/learning-python-from-zero-to-hero-120ea540b567
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Dog from a hat
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 17, 2018,
In :
Humor
I saw a magician pull a full-sized dog out of a large hat. It was a Labracadabrador.
Website 4 the day:
Worst search result:
http://feelingunlucky.today/
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Dinner music
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 17, 2018,
In :
Humor
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton
Website 4 the day:
Your animal weight:
http://myanimalweight.com/
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A good listener
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 17, 2018,
In :
Humor
To err is human
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 17, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.
-- Franklin P. Adams
Website 4 the day:
Zoom quilt:
http://zoomquilt.org/
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Multiple failures
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
I have failed many times, and that's why I am a success.
-- Michael Jordan
Website 4 the day:
Nothing for something:
https://payfornothing.club/
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Connections
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Everything is connected... no one thing can change by itself.
-- Paul Hawken
Website 4 the day:
Exercise for muscle groups:
https://musclewiki.org/
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Absurd politics
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte
Website 4 the day:
Odd Internet photos:
http://internethistory.tumblr.com/
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Back on your feet
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018,
In :
Humor
The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment.
Website 4 the day:
The customer is not always right:
https://notalwaysright.com/
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Winning isn't everything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
-- Vince Lombardi
Website 4 the day:
Google Feud game:
http://www.googlefeud.com/
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Agree on everything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
-- Lyndon B. Johnson
Website 4 the day:
Weird or confusing:
https://weirdorconfusing.com/
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No obstacles
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.
-- Frank A. Clark
Website 4 the day:
The earth over time:
http://dinosaurpictures.org/ancient-earth
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Greater ignorance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism.
-- Sir William Osler
Website 4 the day:
Math tools:
https://onlinemathtools.com/
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Rides from strange men
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018,
In :
Humor
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
-- Robin Morgan
Website 4 the day:
How fast is your internet download?
https://fast.com/
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Pull off anything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing.
-- Jessica Alba
Website 4 the day:
Help research:
https://www.zooniverse.org/
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Paying taxes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018,
In :
Humor
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried — but they wanted cash.
Website 4 the day:
Tour the stars:
http://stars.chromeexperiments.com/
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Dog adoption
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018,
In :
Humor
I’m planning to adopt a dog soon, it wasn’t my first choice but my doctor told me I can’t have any biologically.
-- Bill Murray
Website 4 the day:
Quantum computers, explained:
https://www.explainingcomputers.com/quantum.html
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The 2nd oldest profession
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018,
In :
Humor
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
-- Ronald Reagan
Website 4 the day:
Curated coding videos:
https://www.codingvideoz.com/
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My dream job
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018,
In :
Humor
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service.
-- Bill Murray
Website 4 the day:
1 second on the internet:
https://tecsynt.com/image/iot-white-paper-one-second.jpg
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Chicken crossing the road
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018,
In :
Humor
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t cook it!
-- Gordon Ramsay
Website 4 the day:
Time wasting website:
https://clickclickclick.click
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Lie to the computer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
If you lie to the computer, it will get you.
-- Perry Farrar
Website 4 the day:
Everyday sayings:
https://www.stylist.co.uk/books/everyday-sayings-explained/124076
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It's useless
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018,
In :
Humor
It’s useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk or running for office.
-- Shirley MacLaine
Website 4 the day:
Classic TV shows are sped up:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/03/04/tv_shows_sped_up_to_make_room_for_ads_can_you_tell_the_difference_a_quiz.html
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Emotional wedding
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018,
In :
Humor
I went to a really emotional wedding the other day. The cake was in tiers.
Website 4 the day:
Sacred texts:
http://www.sacred-texts.com/index.htm
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What giraffes don't smell
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018,
In :
Humor
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like.
-- Bill Murray
Website 4 the day:
Create your own web page:
https://about.me/
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Catching my eye
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018,
In :
Humor
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella.
-- Gary Delaney
Website 4 the day:
Reddit University:
http://ureddit.com/
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Software bugs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Testing can show the presence of bugs, but not their absence.
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra
Website 4 the day:
Peer-to-peer file transfer:
https://file.pizza/
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Who is weaker?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018,
In :
Humor
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side.
-- Stuart Turner
Website 4 the day:
Track a package:
http://www.boxoh.com/
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The biggest critics
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018,
In :
Humor
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them
-- Jackie Collins
Website 4 the day:
Living wage calculator:
http://livingwage.mit.edu/
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If they disagree
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.
-- Norm Schryer
Website 4 the day:
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A new store
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 26, 2018,
In :
Humor
I am going to start a new store that only sells Cheerios, bagels, and donuts. It will be called "Hole Foods."
Website 4 the day:
8 hours of Star Trek DS9 Quark's bar sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyi-5BWRWdM
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No rational discovery
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 26, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking .
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
More free photos:
https://www.pexels.com/
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Only 2 kinds
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 26, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
-- Oscar WiIde
Website 4 the day:
Free stock photos:
http://makerbook.net/photography
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Terrible things
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 26, 2018,
In :
Humor
I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Free stock videos:
http://makerbook.net/video/
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Life v. art
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 26, 2018,
In :
Humor
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
Free images:
https://www.typeform.com/blog/ask-awesomely/free-pics/
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A curvy smile
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 26, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
-- Phyllis Diller
Website 4 the day:
3D cat portraits:
https://www.boredpanda.com/realistic-cat-portraits-needle-felting-wakuneco/
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A fine line
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 26, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
-- Oscar Levant
Website 4 the day:
Find a podcast:
http://www.podcasts.com
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Not going to the nude beach
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 21, 2018,
In :
Humor
My wife refuses to go to a nude beach with me. She's just being clothes-minded.
Website 4 the day:
Paint on a speaker:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lm75v4Ndlg
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Atheist myth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 21, 2018,
It’s a strange myth that atheists have nothing to live for. It’s the opposite. We have nothing to die for. We have everything to live for.
-- Ricky Gervais
Website 4 the day:
Free music for YouTube, TV, film, etc.:
https://ampletunes.com/
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If we can't fix it
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 21, 2018,
In :
Humor
If we can't fix it, it ain't broken.
-- Walt Weir
Website 4 the day:
Programming books:
https://github.com/tpn/pdfs
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When in doubt
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 21, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
When in doubt, use brute force.
-- Ken Thompson
Website 4 the day:
Free Artificial Intelligence course:
https://www.elementsofai.com/
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Coding sooner
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 21, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The sooner you start to code, the longer the program will take.
-- Roy Carlson
Website 4 the day:
Free screen design tool:
https://www.invisionapp.com/
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Changing facts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 21, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Beliefs do not change facts. Facts, if one is rational, should change beliefs.
-- Ricky Gervais
Website 4 the day:
HTML5 interface visual authoring:
http://maqetta.org/
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Fall of the Roman Empire
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 21, 2018,
In :
Humor
One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.''
-- Robert Firth
Website 4 the day:
Open source GUI prototyping:
http://pencil.evolus.vn/Default.html
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Letter friendly
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2018,
In :
Humor
I’m friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don’t know why.
Website 4 the day:
Log into sites that need a user/password:
http://login2.me/
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Cute sleep
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2018,
In :
Humor
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.
-- Will Ferrell
Website 4 the day:
Relax with soothing kitten images:
http://www.eyebleach.me/
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Nothing but respect
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2018,
In :
Humor
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the day:
Conspiracy theory list:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conspiracy_theories
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Weather forecast
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2018,
In :
Humor
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Worm follows mouse:
http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/
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My advice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone’s advice.
-- Eddie Murphy
Website 4 the day:
Forever falling:
http://www.fallingfalling.com/
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Wealth is not having money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it’s about having a lot of options.
-- Chris Rock
Website 4 the day:
Make some music:
https://onlinesequencer.net/
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Like music
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise.
-- Bill Murray
Website 4 the day:
What others have achieved:
https://www.agegeek.com/
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I want to win
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 4, 2018,
In :
Humor
I want to win a huge lottery payoff, just like my dad. He never won, but he wanted to.
Website 4 the day:
Free videos:
http://videos.pexels.com
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Nothing intelligent
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 4, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein
Website 4 the day:
HTML cheat sheet:
http://hostingfacts.com/html-cheat-sheet
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When you grow up
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 4, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
-- Ethel Barrymore
Website 4 the day:
Programming community:
http://www.devshed.com/
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Flowers for no reason
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 4, 2018,
In :
Humor
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.
-- Molly McGee
Website 4 the day:
Low power Linux:
http://www.bodhilinux.com/
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Life's problem
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 4, 2018,
In :
Humor
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.
-- Milton Berle
Website 4 the day:
HTML e-mail for Gmail:
https://htmlmail.pro/
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It's hard
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 4, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
It’s hard to be an artist. It’s hard to be anything. It’s hard to be.
-- Bill Murray
Website 4 the day:
Find keyword ideas:
https://neilpatel.com/ubersuggest/
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Offensive?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 4, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
You found it offensive? I found it funny. That’s why I’m happier than you.
-- Ricky Gervais
Website 4 the day:
Scientific calculator and more:
http://www.kalkules.com/
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Health club position
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018,
In :
Humor
I applied for a position in a health club, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
Website 4 the day:
Innovators and entrepreneurs:
http://www.npr.org/podcasts/510313/how-i-built-this
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Terrified by women
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018,
In :
Humor
The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is “Notice anything different?
-- Mike Vanatta
Website 4 the day:
Computational cognitive neuroscience:
https://grey.colorado.edu/mediawiki/sites/CompCogNeuro/images/0/0e/ccnbook_08_2016.pdf
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Getting a child's attention
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018,
In :
Humor
The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
-- Lane Olinghouse
Website 4 the day:
Rewriter tools:
https://www.rewritertools.com/
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Impossible to learn
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.
-- Epictetus
Website 4 the day:
Free cyber security training:
https://www.cybrary.it/
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Life lessons
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.
- Tom Bodett
Website 4 the day:
Voice recognition in Chrome browser:
https://dictation.io/
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Love v. friendship
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
-- Otto von Bismarck
Website 4 the day:
Free web-based PDF editor:
https://www.pdfescape.com/
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Coffee or tea?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018,
In :
Humor
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
Details on any web site:
http://builtwith.com
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Facebook name
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018,
In :
Humor
I'm changing my name to 'Benefits' on Facebook. Next time someone adds me, It will say "you are now friends with Benefits."
Website 4 the day:
Web programming playground:
https://webmakerapp.com
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Watching my drinking
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018,
In :
Humor
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Make a comic:
https://www.pixton.com/
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Addicted
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018,
In :
Humor
I’m addicted to placebos.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Generate spreadsheet mock data:
https://mockaroo.com/
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Everything is changing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Drag and drop Android and iOS apps:
https://thunkable.com/#/
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Bad decisions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Bad decisions make good stories.
-- Ellis Vidler
Website 4 the day:
Help a sight-impaired people:
https://www.bemyeyes.com/
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Life is hard
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?”
-- Sydney Harris
Website 4 the day:
Temporary or limited credit card numbers:
https://privacy.com/
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No talent
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018,
In :
Humor
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.
-- Robert Benchley
Website 4 the day:
Goldbach Conjecture calculator:
http://wims.unice.fr/wims/wims.cgi?module=tool/number/goldbach.en
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Chapstick v. Glue Stick
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018,
In :
Humor
My girlfriend asked me to pass her the Chapstick and I accidentally passed her the Glue Stick! She hasn't said a word to me since.
Website 4 the day:
Hi-def NYC flyover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN3uF3990Q0
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Everybody lies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018,
In :
Humor
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.
-- Nick Diamos
Website 4 the day:
VPN comparison:
https://thatoneprivacysite.net/vpn-comparison-chart/
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Without lawyers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
If it were not for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.
-- A. K. Griffin
Website 4 the day:
Automating Chrome:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/extensions-automating-repetitive-browsing-tasks/
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Indonesian drivers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018,
In :
Humor
Once you see the drivers in Indonesia, you understand why religion plays such a big part in their lives.
-- Erma Bombeck
Website 4 the day:
Digital literacy terms:
https://www.tolerance.org/magazine/fall-2017/speaking-of-digital-literacy
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Going to an opera
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018,
In :
Humor
Going to an opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment.
-- Hannah More
Website 4 the day:
Thinking in systems:
http://ncase.me/loopy/
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Never too late
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Berke Breathed
Website 4 the day:
Printing on wood:
https://www.instructables.com/id/5-Ways-to-Print-on-Wood/
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An oboe
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018,
In :
Humor
An oboe is an ill wind that nobody blows good.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Software project management (free for a three-member team):
https://clubhouse.io/
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High heating bill
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018,
In :
Humor
My landlord wanted to make an appointment to talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him, "My door is always open".
Website 4 the day:
Audio-only television:
http://blindy.tv/
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Love my friends
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018,
In :
Humor
I love my friends. Without them, I'd be the most screwed-up person I know.
-- Margo Black
Website 4 the day:
Remove website malware:
https://hackercombat.com/fix-malware-from-your-website-free/
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Driving too fast
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018,
In :
Humor
I drive much too fast to worry about cholesterol.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Check files or websites for viruses:
https://www.virustotal.com/#/home/upload
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Growing old
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Growing old is like being increasingly punished for a crime that you didn't commit.
-- Anthony Powell
Website 4 the day:
Create a digital signature:
https://www.mylivesignature.com/
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Therapy and grad school
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Therapy is like going to grad school and majoring in yourself.
-- Fran Drescher
Website 4 the day:
Circuit board class:
http://www.instructables.com/class/Circuit-Board-Design-Class/
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Ignorance is bliss
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018,
In :
Humor
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
-- Philip Howard
Website 4 the day:
AI Algorithms:
http://wps.aw.com/wps/media/objects/5771/5909832/PDF/Luger_0136070477_1.pdf
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Nobody cares
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Nobody cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
-- Cynthia Nelms
Website 4 the day:
Web code IDE:
http://www.codelobster.com/
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Shoveling snow
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2018,
In :
Humor
I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.
Website 4 the day:
Why we like junk food:
http://jamesclear.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/why-humans-like-junk-food-steven-witherly.pdf
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Wanderers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Not all those who wander are lost.
J.R.R. Tolkien
Website 4 the day:
Free FAX:
http://www.free-fax.online/
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Not serious
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
-- Brendan Gill
Website 4 the day:
Budget planner:
https://www.mymicrobalance.com/en
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Dissatisfied with life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2018,
In :
Humor
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Mount. St. Helens missing photos:
https://www.whas11.com/mobile/article/news/local/mount-st-helens-eruption-never-before-published-photos/417-550397455
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Getting children to listen
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else.
-- Ann Landers
Website 4 the day:
Make visual presentations:
https://www.easel.ly/
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We are fools
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
We are all either fools or undiscovered geniuses.
-- Bonnie Lin
Website 4 the day:
Create your own Alexa skills:
https://blueprints.amazon.com/
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Blonde jokes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 1, 2018,
In :
Humor
I'm not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
-- Dolly Parton
Website 4 the day:
Remove USB write protection:
https://windows101tricks.com/how-to-remove-write-protection-from-usb
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Great reflexes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018,
In :
Humor
With great reflexes comes great response ability.
Website 4 the day:
Laws of spacecraft design:
https://spacecraft.ssl.umd.edu/akins_laws.html
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Guarantees
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
-- Clint Eastwood
Website 4 the day:
Fix Windows' 100% disk usage:
https://windows101tricks.com/100-disk-usage-in-windows-10
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Making exercise fun
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018,
In :
Humor
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?“
-- Bill Murray
Website 4 the day:
Free 3D CAD:
https://www.onshape.com/
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Avoid temptation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018,
In :
Humor
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
-- Joey Adams
Website 4 the day:
Chrome browser's malware detector:
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/tips/web-browsers/using-chrome-settings-cleanup-to-scan-for-unwanted-software-using-chrome/
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Laziness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018,
In :
Humor
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
-- Jules Renard
Website 4 the day:
Audio books:
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Congressmen
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018,
In :
Humor
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
-- Milton Berle
Website 4 the day:
Classic DOS games:
https://classicreload.com/
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Concealing the truth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
If our leaders seek to conceal the truth, or we as people become accepting of alternative realities that are no longer grounded in facts, then we as American citizens are on a pathway to relinquishing our freedom.
-- Rex Tillerson
Website 4 the day:
The psychology of Tokyo's subway:
https://www.citylab.com/transportation/2018/05/the-amazing-psychology-of-japanese-train-stations/560822/
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Girl named Ilene
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018,
In :
Humor
A girl called herself Ilene because one leg was shorter than the other.
Website 4 the day:
A hub for inspiration:
https://www.ideaspies.com/
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Don't do this
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.
-- Jimmy Fallon
Website 4 the day:
Web Oasis browser start page:
https://weboas.is/
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All men are equal
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018,
In :
Humor
One man is a good as another until he has written a book.
-- Benjamin Jowett
Website 4 the day:
Free photos:
http://imcreator.com/free
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Five and dime
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018,
In :
Humor
Positively bald
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018,
In :
Humor
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
-- Don Herold
Website 4 the day:
Firefox tips:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/tips-tricks-firefox
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Bought batteries
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018,
In :
Humor
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Blockchain course:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOVAbKKSH10
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Power of words
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
There's great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
-- Josh Billings
Website 4 the day:
What Google knows about you:
https://takeout.google.com/settings/takeout
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A red tomato
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2018,
In :
Humor
The tomato was red because it saw the salad dressing.
Website 4 the day:
Zoom quilt:
http://zoomquilt2.com/
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Naive kid
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2018,
In :
Humor
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
-- Johnny Carson
Website 4 the day:
Monitor Windows connections:
https://www.nirsoft.net/utils/cports.html
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Let's be open-minded
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
-- Richard Dawkins
Website 4 the day:
Find long-tail keywords:
https://kwfinder.com/
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Seeking a blessing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2018,
In :
Humor
What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.
-- Jerome K. Jerome
Website 4 the day:
Make a podcast:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.spreaker.android.studio
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Lots of people's mistake
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
-- Josh Billings
Website 4 the day:
Free vector icons:
http://flaticon.com
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The opening before
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2018,
In :
Humor
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
-- Ronald Reagan
Website 4 the day:
Research content:
http://buzzsumo.com/
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Run a railroad
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
You don’t suppose you can run a railroad in accordance with the statutes, do you?
-- Commodore Cornelius Vanderbilt
Website 4 the day:
Free movies:
https://tubitv.com
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Moses was first
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018,
In :
Humor
Moses was the first person to bring data down from the cloud.
Website 4 the day:
Arbitrary online calculator:
https://apfloat.appspot.com/
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Be anything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.
-- Solomon Schechter
Website 4 the day:
Machine learning video library:
http://work.caltech.edu/library
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Don't trust children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018,
In :
Humor
Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
-- Stephen Colbert
Website 4 the day:
Learn GIT:
http://gitimmersion.com
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Noisy brakes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018,
In :
Humor
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Automatically get credit card benefits:
https://www.siftwallet.com/
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A rich man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018,
In :
Humor
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
-- W. C. Fields
Website 4 the day:
Privacy-focused Linux:
http://pureos.net
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Worrying
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Open source desktop publishing:
https://www.scribus.net/
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Laugh at yourself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018,
In :
Humor
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the day:
Experimental security feature of Chrome:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/enable-chrome-strict-site-isolation/
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Library birthday party
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 27, 2018,
In :
Humor
As a bibliophile, I wanted to reserve the library for my birthday party, but it was all booked up.
Website 4 the day:
Free sound effects:
https://www.soundjay.com/
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Learned in youth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 27, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
In youth we learn; in age we understand.
-- Marie Ebner von Eschenbach
Website 4 the day:
Computer assisted drawing:
https://www.autodraw.com/
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Life's big secret
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 27, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The big secret in life is that there is no big secret. Whatever your goal, you can get there if you're willing to work.
-- Oprah Winfrey
Website 4 the day:
Animation software:
http://opentoonz.github.io/e/index.html
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Water
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 27, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
[Water is] the only drink for a wise man.
-- Henry David Thoreau
Website 4 the day:
AI semantics:
https://research.google.com/semanticexperiences/
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Logic armor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 27, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
-- Laurence J. Peter
Website 4 the day:
Online PDF tools:
https://www.hipdf.com/
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All children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 26, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Children are all foreigners.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Website 4 the day:
Facebook's guide to their human censors:
https://www.facebook.com/communitystandards/
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Avoid typos
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018,
In :
Humor
If you don't avoid typos, the errorists win.
Website 4 the day:
Interesting images from Google Street View:
http://9-eyes.com/
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A book for a desert island
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018,
In :
Humor
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Will robots take my job?
https://www.replacedbyrobot.info/
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Why we marry
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Why you feel sick when you are:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gVdY9KXF_Sg
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Importance of a dog
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018,
In :
Humor
When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
-- Nora Ephron
Website 4 the day:
Decode encoded URLs:
https://www.urlencoder.org/
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Rice is great
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018,
In :
Humor
I like rice. Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2000 of something.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Website 4 the day:
Torrent websites:
http://www.alltorrentsites.com/
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People never laugh
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Decentralized search engine:
https://yacy.net/en/index.html
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Life gives you lemons
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018,
In :
Humor
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
-- Cathy Guisewite
Website 4 the day:
The American Museum of the House Cat:
http://tiny.cc/housecat
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Marriage is grand
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018,
In :
Humor
My family tree
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018,
In :
Humor
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Public domain images:
http://publicdomainarchive.com/
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Gambling definition
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018,
In :
Humor
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
-- Wilson Mizner
Website 4 the day:
Better media player:
https://mpc-hc.org/
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The art of procrastination
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018,
In :
Humor
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
-- Don Marquis
Website 4 the day:
Block ads by DNS:
https://adguard.com/en/adguard-dns/overview.html
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Comedy is funny
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
-- Peter Ustinov
Website 4 the day:
Integrate workflows:
https://zapier.com/
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If at first
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018,
In :
Humor
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
-- William Lyon Phelps
Website 4 the day:
Title generator:
https://www.portent.com/tools/title-maker
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The present future
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The future is already here -- it's just not evenly distributed.
-- William Gibson
Website 4 the day:
Is a website up?
https://www.upornah.com/
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No sleep
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018,
In :
Humor
I won't sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia.
Website 4 the day:
Do you have a twin:
http://www.twinstrangers.com/
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Not by bread alone
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018,
In :
Humor
Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
-- James A. Garfield
Website 4 the day:
Improved dart board:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHTizZ_XcUM
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What a body is for
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
-- Thomas A. Edison
Website 4 the day:
Make your own spreadsheet-like calculator:
https://instacalc.com/
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Why "rush hour"?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018,
In :
Humor
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
-- Robin Williams
Website 4 the day:
Share text across the same network:
http://copy-paste.online
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There is no "I"
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018,
In :
Humor
There's no "I" in denial.
-- Peter Serafinowicz
Website 4 the day:
Learn Perl in 2.5 hours:
http://qntm.org/perl
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Succeed in life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.
-- Reba McEntire
Website 4 the day:
Compose a relaxing sound:
http://chillnsound.petrovicstefan.rs/
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Life would be tragic
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
-- Stephen Hawking
Website 4 the day:
Social media dashboard:
https://www.cyfe.com/
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Odorless air fresheners
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 31, 2018,
In :
Humor
I didn't buy the odorless air fresheners. They made no scents.
Website 4 the day:
Baby map:
http://neal.fun/baby-map/
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The race of human history
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 31, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
-- H. G. Wells
Website 4 the day:
Multi-engine image search:
http://www.reverse-image-search.com/
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The right time
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 31, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The right time is any time that one is still so lucky as to have.
-- Henry James
Website 4 the day:
Android's Java bytecode:
https://dzone.com/articles/introduction-to-java-bytecode
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Nonsense and beauty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 31, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Nonsense and beauty have close connections.
-- E. M. Forster
Website 4 the day:
Make a microscope for your smartphone:
https://youtu.be/KpMTkr_aiYU
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Basis of knowlege
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 31, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also.
-- Carl Jung
Website 4 the day:
Search and download PDF files:
https://www.pdfdrive.net/
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The worst
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 31, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.
-- Goethe
Website 4 the day:
Machine learning algorithms:
https://dzone.com/articles/ten-machine-learning-algorithms-you-should-know-to
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Stroll through a lunatic asylum
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 31, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
-- Nietzsche
Website 4 the day:
Hex color to Pantone translator:
https://codebeautify.org/hex-to-pantone-converter
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Two birds on a perch
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2018,
In :
Humor
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says “Do you smell fish?”
Website 4 the day:
Airbnb horror stories:
https://www.asherfergusson.com/airbnb/
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Talking on cellphones
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2018,
In :
Humor
If god meant for people to talk into cellphones, he would've put our mouths on the side of our heads.
-- Devon Sampson
Website 4 the day:
Group locations:
https://karavanapp.org/
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Normal
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
“Normal" is just a setting on your dryer.
-- Patsy Clairmont
Website 4 the day:
Printer ink scam:
http://digg.com/video/ink-cartridges-scamprint
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No cactus expert
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2018,
In :
Humor
I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
-- Mark A. Cooper
Website 4 the day:
Adventures of Dr. Eval:
https://alexnisnevich.github.io/untrusted/
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Without guilt
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.
-- Erica Jong
Website 4 the day:
Building in a bag:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb1pdvvoVoQ
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How is this possible?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2018,
In :
Humor
How is it possible to have a civil war?
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Run a fictitious old Windows version:
https://www.windows93.net/
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Started with nothing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 25, 2018,
In :
Humor
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
-- Seasick Steve
Website 4 the day:
Make your own comic strip:
http://stripcreator.com
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Gym refusal
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 16, 2018,
In :
Humor
My boyfriend refused to go to the gym with me. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
Website 4 the day:
The Roominator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CleTKq093sI
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The birds and bees
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 16, 2018,
In :
Humor
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Transition to 100% renewable energy:
http://thesolutionsproject.org/
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Talking to yourself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 16, 2018,
In :
Humor
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.
-- Franklin P. Jones
Website 4 the day:
Asteroid database:
http://www.asterank.com/
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At their best
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 16, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
-- Jean Giraudoux
Website 4 the day:
Murder Accountability Project:
http://www.murderdata.org/?m=1
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All men are equal
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 16, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
All men are equal before fish.
-- Herbert Hoover
Website 4 the day:
News from space:
https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/index.php
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Why love?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 16, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not.
-- Jodi Picoult
Website 4 the day:
Create animated videos:
https://www.powtoon.com/home/
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Books are mirrors
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 16, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Books are mirrors: you only see in them what you already have inside you.
- - Carlos Ruiz Zafón
Website 4 the day:
Woodworking projects:
https://www.popularwoodworking.com/projects/icandothat
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Belt of watches
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 11, 2018,
In :
Humor
I once made a belt out of a lot of watches. It turned out to be a waist of time.
Website 4 the day:
Street views of Disneyland parks:
https://www.theverge.com/2018/3/6/17084348/google-maps-disneyland
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Two wrongs don't make a right
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 11, 2018,
In :
Humor
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
-- Thomas Szasz
Website 4 the day:
Generate a fake name:
http://scrapgenerator.com/name/
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Intelligent children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 11, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Backgrounds of words:
https://www.etymonline.com/
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Someone knows
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 11, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
-- Elbert Hubbard
Website 4 the day:
Open source video conferencing:
https://jitsi.org/
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When you're in jail
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 11, 2018,
In :
Humor
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the day:
How much is your domain name worth?
https://www.godaddy.com/domain-value-appraisal
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Be someone else
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 11, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
-- Marilyn Monroe
Website 4 the day:
Coding games:
https://www.codingame.com/start
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Strategy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 11, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Strategy without execution = talking.
-- Patty Azzarello
Website 4 the day:
Go to the sun:
http://parkersolarprobe.jhuapl.edu/The-Mission/Name-to-Sun/
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Stupid power
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 5, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Trunk monkey:
https://youtu.be/XW8iAVwt_Yc
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Truth versus lies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 5, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
But better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie.
-- Khaled Hosseini
Website 4 the day:
Recipes for what you have:
http://www.myrecipes.com/partner/ghirardelli/
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Ideas greater than guns
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 5, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns. Why should we let them have ideas?
-- Joseph Stalin
Website 4 the day:
Illuminating science:
https://www.quantamagazine.org/
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Politics
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 5, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Politics is when you say you are going to do one thing while intending to do another. Then you do neither what you said, nor what you intended.
-- Saddam Hussein
Website 4 the day:
Self-destructing note:
https://privnote.com/
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Emotion versus reason
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 5, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few.
-- Adolf Hitler
Website 4 the day:
Fake out fast coding:
https://hackertyper.net/
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Propaganda
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 5, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
By the skillful and sustained use of propaganda, one can make a people see even heaven as hell or an extremely wretched life as paradise.
-- Adolf Hitler
Website 4 the day:
Make a URL into something dangerous:
http://www.shadyurl.com/
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Hide and seek
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 24, 2018,
In :
Humor
Leopards don't play hide and seek because they are always spotted.
Website 4 the day:
Where is Starman?
http://www.whereisroadster.com/index.html
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Not truth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 24, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
It is not truth that matters but victory.
-- Adolf Hitler
Website 4 the day:
Food still good?
http://stilltasty.com/
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Do not explain
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 24, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
If you win, you need not have to explain. If you lose, you should not be there to explain!
-- Adolf Hitler
Website 4 the day:
Find similar movies:
https://www.movie-map.com/
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Without a sense of history
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 24, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The man who has no sense of history is like a man who has no ears or eyes.
-- Adolf Hitler
Website 4 the day:
Chatbot with no coding required:
https://mobilemonkey.com/
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Good fortune
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 24, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
What good fortune for governments that the people do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler
Website 4 the day:
Invisible Internet Project:
https://geti2p.net/en/
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Never asked
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 24, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The victor will never be asked if he told the truth.
-- Adolf Hitler
Website 4 the day:
Acronyms and slang:
http://m.acronymsandslang.com/
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The big lie
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 24, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Make the lie big. Make it simple. Keep saying it, and eventually people will believe it.
-- Adolf Hitler
Website 4 the day:
Solve math problems:
https://www.cymath.com/
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Whiskey diet
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018,
In :
Humor
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
Website 4 the day:
Planetarium for your PC:
http://stellarium.org/en_GB/
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Never too late
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot
Website 4 the day:
Make happy little programs:
http://ncase.me/joy/
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Confidence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Confidence is the greatest friend.
-- Lao Tzu
Website 4 the day:
Online university courses:
https://www.class-central.com/
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What is genius?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Genius might be the ability to say a profound thing in a simple way.
-- Charles Bukowski
Website 4 the day:
Classify an image:
https://demos.algorithmia.com/classify-places/
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Building a reputation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
You cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.
-- Liz Smith
Website 4 the day:
Design a logo:
http://www.coolletters.net/
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Not a failure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Failure doesn’t mean you are a failure it just means you haven’t succeeded yet.
-- Robert H. Schuller
Website 4 the day:
PC rescue kit:
https://paul.is-a-geek.org/aio-srt/
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Not everyone an engineer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018,
In :
Humor
We don't want everyone to be an engineer. The fashion crisis alone would be troubling.
-- Bill Nye
Website 4 the day:
Website security tester:
https://portswigger.net/
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Mime gang
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018,
In :
Humor
I was beaten up by a gang of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
Website 4 the day:
Anatomy:
http://teachmeanatomy.info/
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Science is more
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Science is more than a body of knowledge. It is a way of thinking.
-- Carl Sagan
Website 4 the day:
Music for work:
https://focusmusic.fm/
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A rare thing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018,
In :
Humor
Truth is such a rare thing it is delightful to tell it.
-- Emily Dickinson
Website 4 the day:
What is trending on Google:
https://trends.google.com/trends/
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The greatest possession
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Health is the greatest possession. Contentment is the greatest treasure.
A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.
-- Lao Tzu
Website 4 the day:
Search the web, plant a tree:
https://www.ecosia.org/
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Living your life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Clean vinyl records:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpL0HDIFOW4
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Right and wrong
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Someone else doesn’t have to be wrong for you to be right.
-- Nitya Prakash
Website 4 the day:
Iconic font:
https://iconmonstr.com/iconicfont/
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Hope
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Hope is a waking dream.
-- Aristotle
Website 4 the day:
Photos from 22 free stock photo websites:
https://www.sitebuilderreport.com/stock-up/
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Flying south for the winter
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018,
In :
Humor
Birds fly south for the winter because it is too far to walk.
Website 4 the day:
Find a site's backlinks:
http://www.backlinkwatch.com/
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The truth will set you free
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018,
In :
Humor
The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
-- Joe Klaas
Website 4 the day:
Online tone generator:
http://onlinetonegenerator.com/
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Knowing all the answers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
He who knows all the answers has not been asked all the questions.
-- Confucius
Website 4 the day:
Movie/TV computer screens:
http://geektyper.com/
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Waking up tired
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
If you wake up tired, you’ve been chasing dreams. If you go to bed tired, your making your dreams happen.
-- Benny Bellamacina
Website 4 the day:
130 years of National Geographic covers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk-HI3SDoH0
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An educated mind
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
-- Aristotle
Website 4 the day:
Generate blog topic ideas:
https://www.hubspot.com/blog-topic-generator
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Tell the truth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.
-- Stephanie Klein
Website 4 the day:
Tie tying hack:
https://youtu.be/J1SsAddFIsI
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Strong minds
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.
-- Socrates
Website 4 the day:
Reduce PDF size:
https://www.ilovepdf.com/compress_pdf
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Cole's Law
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 29, 2018,
In :
Humor
Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage.
Website 4 the day:
Lego Antikythera Mechanism:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLPVCJjTNgk
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Never tell the truth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 29, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Virtual credit cards:
https://privacy.com/
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An eye for an eye
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 29, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.
-- Mahatma Gandhi
Website 4 the day:
Colorize black/white photos:
http://demos.algorithmia.com/colorize-photos/
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Visionary lies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 29, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
Website 4 the day:
Meat calculator:
https://www.blitzresults.com/en/meat/
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Never too late
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 29, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot
Website 4 the day:
Do you have a twin?
https://lexibay.com/find-out-if-you-have-a-twin-in-this-world/
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A new day
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 29, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Isn't it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?
-- L.M. Montgomery
Website 4 the day:
Marble run Tchaikovsky:
https://digg.com/video/tchaikovsky-marble-run
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Disapproval
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 29, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
If you can't handle others' disapproval, then leadership isn't for you.
-- Miles Anthony Smith
Website 4 the day:
Create a video:
https://biteable.com/
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A blind date
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018,
In :
Humor
My buddy set me up on a blind date & said, "Heads up, she's expecting a baby." Felt like an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a diaper.
Website 4 the day:
Mark Twain's patented game:
http://timeonline.uoregon.edu/twain/index.php
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Restaurant at Sea World
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018,
In :
Humor
Sea World has a seafood restaurant. What do they server, slow learners?
-- Lynda Montgomery
Website 4 the day:
Birds'-eye view of New York City:
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/12/drone-photos-of-new-york-city.html
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Fettuccine Alfredo
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018,
In :
Humor
Fettuccine Alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Website 4 the day:
Make your own cryptocurrency:
https://coinlaunch.market/coincreator
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A in philosophy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018,
In :
Humor
I got an A in philosophy because I proved that my professor didn't exist.
-- Judy Tenuta
Website 4 the day:
Cookbook programming examples:
http://pleac.sourceforge.net/
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The ability of education
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper.
-- Robert Frost
Website 4 the day:
Website copier:
http://www.httrack.com/page/1/en/index.html
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Saints' regrets
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Most saints live to regret their career choice.
-- Bob Stokes
Website 4 the day:
Video converter:
http://www.freemake.com/free_video_converter/
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Marriages made in Heaven
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018,
In :
Humor
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
-- Clint Eastwood
Website 4 the day:
Anonymous web surfing:
http://anonymouse.org/anonwww.html
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Police toilets
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018,
In :
Humor
Someone stole all the toilets in the police station and the officers have nothing to go on.
Website 4 the day:
Equation solver:
https://www.symbolab.com/solver
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Not an island
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018,
In :
Humor
No man is an island, so don't tie your boat to a guy.
-- Johnny Carson
Website 4 the day:
Free online PDF tools:
https://www.cleverpdf.com/
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When all else fails
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018,
In :
Humor
When all else fails, there is always self-delusion
-- Conan O'Brien
Website 4 the day:
Chat with a stranger:
http://Strangermeetup.Com
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Sense of superiority
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018,
In :
Humor
What a sense of superiority it gives one not to read a book that everybody else is reading.
-- Alice James
Website 4 the day:
Listen/vent to a stranger:
http://blahtherapy.com/chat-hub/
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Who you know
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018,
In :
Humor
It's not who you know. It's whom.
-- Reverend Peter Gomes
Website 4 the day:
Morse Code visual guide:
https://imgur.com/gallery/P9SoUiM
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Current writers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
A great many people now writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.
-- Dame Edith Sitwell
Website 4 the day:
Distraction-free editor:
https://wereturtle.github.io/ghostwriter/
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Puzzles
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing puzzles me more than time and space; and yet nothing puzzles me less because I never think of them.
-- Charles Lamb
Website 4 the day:
The sound of quantum computing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-FyH2A7Ed0&t=14s
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Eating snails
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018,
In :
Humor
Why do the French eat snails? They don't like fast food.
Website 4 the day:
Every meeting ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7agjXFFQJU
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Fortunate people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
People in a fortunate position always attribute it to virtue.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
Website 4 the day:
A conference call in real life:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYu_bGbZiiQ
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Predatory criminals
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018,
In :
Humor
A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who lacks the capital to form a corporation.
-- Howard Scott
Website 4 the day:
How to package bubble wrap:
http://video.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2017/11/21/5271212558922528731/640x360_MP4_5271212558922528731.mp4
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Back to the land
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018,
In :
Humor
I'm not the type who wants to go back to the land. I'me the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
-- Fran Lebowitz
Website 4 the day:
Conference call "on hold" music:
https://soundcloud.com/alexcornell/im-on-hold-by-alex-cornell
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Sent a telegram
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018,
In :
Humor
I once sent a dozen friends a telegram saying "Flee at once - All is discovered." They all left town immediately.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
The Magnus Effect:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OSrvzNW9FE
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Two diets
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018,
In :
Humor
I had to go on two diets at once because one wasn't giving me enough food.
-- Barry Marter
Website 4 the day:
Underground cities:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKUFtgcUlzY
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Glass walls
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian
-- Paul McCartney
Website 4 the day:
Convert document format:
http://pandoc.org/
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A lifetime guarantee
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017,
In :
Humor
A friend's TV came with a lifetime guarantee. When the TV broke, they killed him.
Website 4 the day:
Marriage tweets:
https://imgur.com/gallery/Vv7RH
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What Washington needs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
What Washington needs is adult supervision.
-- Barack Obama
Website 4 the day:
Android apps on Windows:
https://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/how-to-run-android-apps-in-windows/
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Rob Peter to pay Paul
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the day:
Free courses:
https://www.udemy.com/courses/search/?q=free
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A = success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Secure messaging:
https://telegram.org/
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Time is an illusion
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017,
In :
Humor
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
-- Douglas adams
Website 4 the day:
Well timed photos:
http://www.kickvick.com/perfectly-timed-photos
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List of the richest
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017,
In :
Humor
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben
Website 4 the day:
Sync / backup drives:
https://www.2brightsparks.com/download-syncbackfree.html
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Got rich through hard work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017,
In :
Humor
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
-- Don Marquis
Website 4 the day:
Washington DC Landmarks:
https://digg.com/video/washington-dc-hyperlapse
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Fell into upholstery machine
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017,
In :
Humor
My uncle fell into an upholstery machine. He's fully recovered now.
Website 4 the day:
Electro-Boom:
https://www.youtube.com/user/msadaghd
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All the money I need
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017,
In :
Humor
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
-- Henny Youngman
Website 4 the day:
Build a custom Linux:
http://www.instalinux.com/
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Better marriages
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017,
In :
Humor
Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they're on the same side.
-- Zig Ziglar
Website 4 the day:
Free online classes:
https://outschool.com/
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Eating animals
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017,
In :
Humor
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
-- Tom Snyder
Website 4 the day:
Planetary motions and Homer Simpson:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVuU2YCwHjw
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Happiness of a smile
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.
-- Tom WIlson
Website 4 the day:
FInd manuals:
https://www.manualslib.com
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Help you move
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017,
In :
Humor
Dangerous being right
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
-- Voltaire
Website 4 the day:
Internet live stats:
www.internetlivestats.com
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A cheap taser
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017,
In :
Humor
Snowflake in an avalanche
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible
-- Voltaire
Website 4 the day:
Classic games in Chrome browser:
https://elgoog.im/snake/
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Retirement problem
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017,
In :
Humor
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off
-- Abe Lemons
Website 4 the day:
Pet handouts:
http://www.ddfl.org/resources-publications/pet-behavior-handouts/
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Funny as a child
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017,
In :
Humor
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
-- Ellen DeGeneres
Website 4 the day:
JFK assassination collection:
https://www.archives.gov/research/jfk/background
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Power corrupts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017,
In :
Humor
All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
-- Diana Wynne Jones
Website 4 the day:
Framework to scrape websites:
https://scrapy.org/
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A wonderful thing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017,
In :
Humor
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again
-- Franklin Jones
Website 4 the day:
Free movies:
https://tubitv.com/
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Fish and vistors
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017,
In :
Humor
Fish and visitors stink after three days.
-- Ben Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Build a better mousetrap:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQv9MGcwQg4vvbdVw61mx-XMyhsq9EgmR
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Drug dealer shoes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017,
In :
Humor
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
Website 4 the day:
Make music:
https://lmms.io/
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Kinds of acquaintances
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.
-- Logan P. Smith
Website 4 the day:
Capture video of Windows desktop:
https://www.cockos.com/licecap/
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Cloning
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017,
In :
Humor
We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
-- Robin Williams
Website 4 the day:
Wiki entries near you:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Nearby
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Don't eat health food
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017,
In :
Humor
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
-- Robert Orben
Website 4 the day:
Online HTML editor:
https://html-online.com/editor/
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Housekeeping
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017,
In :
Humor
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Website 4 the day:
Universal document converter:
https://pandoc.org/
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Not willing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
-- Bertrand Russell
Website 4 the day:
Free stock photos:
https://stocksnap.io/
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Avoiding temptation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017,
In :
Humor
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
-- Joey Adams
Website 4 the day:
What is contemporary art?
https://www.google.com/culturalinstitute/beta/u/0/project/contemporary-art
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Trash collector work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017,
In :
Humor
When I started work as a trash collector, there was no training. I just picked it up as I went along.
Website 4 the day:
Weight of the internet:
http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/4/6/608946_v1.jpg
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Love interests
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017,
In :
Humor
I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Website 4 the day:
Make an avatar:
http://www.theavatarmaker.com/
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Behind every great man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017,
In :
Humor
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
-- Jim Carrey
Website 4 the day:
Create bibliographies:
http://www.bibme.org/
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What's the correct age?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017,
In :
Humor
At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
-- Zach Galifianakis
Website 4 the day:
Free mind-mapping:
https://sourceforge.net/projects/freeplane/
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Cross country skiing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Excel art:
http://digg.com/video/excel-artist
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Buying stock
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."
-- Claude Pepper
Website 4 the day:
Free video calls:
https://imo.im/
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Life needs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 3, 2017,
In :
Humor
My life needs editing.
-- Mort Sahl
Website 4 the day:
Meme generator:
https://memegenerator.net/
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Bicycling behind a bus
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017,
In :
Humor
After bicycling behind a bus, I became exhausted.
Website 4 the day:
Comedy wildlife photos:
https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/2017_finalists.php
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Checkers vs. chess
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017,
In :
Humor
Checkers is safer to play than chess because in checkers you can't fall asleep and get a king stuck in your eye.
-- Jim Loy
Website 4 the day:
Useful Latin?
http://web.mit.edu/afs/athena.mit.edu/user/d/r/dryfoo/www/Funny-pages/handy-latin.html
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Fashion vs. style
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Fashion can be bought, style one must possess.
-- Edna Woolman chase
Website 4 the day:
Private messaging and file transfers:
https://keybase.io/
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Memory
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Memory is like a crazy old woman who hoards colored rags and throws away food.
-- Dr. Austin O'Malley
Website 4 the day:
Forward scam e-mail tome@rescam.org:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?\v=jPajqAJWiNA
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School I attended
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017,
In :
Humor
I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
Check your website's links:
https://wummel.github.io/linkchecker/
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Coffee water
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
It doesn't take nearly as much water to make good coffee as most people think.
-- Tom Bernard
Website 4 the day:
Credit card spoof:
https://samy.pl/magspoof/
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Christmastime
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017,
In :
Humor
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
-- Phyllis Diller
Website 4 the day:
AI-assisted landing page designs:
https://firedrop.ai/
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A trapped boy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017,
In :
Humor
I used to be a boy trapped in a woman's body. But after 9 long months, I was finally born!
Website 4 the day:
Classic Science Fiction:
http://www.voidspace.org.uk/library/classic_scifi.shtml
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A happy life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
The news from all sides:
https://www.allsides.com/
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Come on over
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017,
In :
Humor
A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Create a wireframe:
http://quirktools.com/wires/
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A long time
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017,
In :
Humor
Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
DefCon tools:
https://www.defcon.org/html/links/dc-tools.html
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Be outstanding
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
To be outstanding—get comfortable with being uncomfortable.
-- Alrik Koudenburg
Website 4 the day:
20 years of changing seasons:
https://phys.org/news/2017-11-years-seasons-earth-minutes.html
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Avoid crticism
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
-- Elbert Hubbard
Website 4 the day:
A better command line search tool:
https://beyondgrep.com
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We need a few people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Sometimes, we need a few people in our lives who will calmly call our bluff.
-- Dr. SunWolf
Website 4 the day:
Don't be a sucker, still relevant after more than 70 years:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGAqYNFQdZ4
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Reversible jackets
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017,
In :
Humor
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.
Website 4 the day:
Where did that word come from?
http://www.etymonline.com/
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One worse thing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
If there's one thing worse than a program that doesn't work when it should, it's a program that does work when it shouldn't.
-- Bob Archer
Website 4 the day:
Couch surfing:
https://www.couchsurfing.com/
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Not rich enough
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Global trip planner:
https://www.rome2rio.com/
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Walking on water
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
-- Edward V Berard
Website 4 the day:
Find air travel bargains:
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Getting on a plane
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017,
In :
Humor
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, ‘Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami.’ She said, ‘We can’t do that!’ I told her, ‘You did it last week!’”
-- Henny Youngman
Website 4 the day:
Cryptographic proof of a file's existence:
https://proofofexistence.com/
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Get back my youth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017,
In :
Humor
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Life Saver lightning:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tW8q_JfmcbU
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Doesn't make sense
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
-- Pablo Picasso
Website 4 the day:
Real news:
http://mercurynews.ca.newsmemory.com/
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Back covered in lard
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017,
In :
Humor
About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.
Website 4 the day:
Black on the Air:
http://feeds.feedburner.com/LarryWilmoreBlackOnTheAir
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Illegal immigrants
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017,
In :
Humor
They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country, but if you ask a native American, that number is more like 300 million.
-- David Letterman
Website 4 the day:
100+ HTML templates:
https://themefisher.com/best-free-html5-templates/
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In the gutter
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
World poverty clock:
http://www.worldpoverty.io/
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Need one friend
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
We need at least one friend who understands what we do not say.
-- Dr. SunWolf
Website 4 the day:
How to:
https://imgur.com/gallery/XzQbf
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A drinking problem
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017,
In :
Humor
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name… and you’ve never been to that bar before.
-- Zach Galifianakis
Website 4 the day:
Securely share files:
https://onionshare.org/
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Key to happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017,
In :
Humor
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
-- Joan Rivers
Website 4 the day:
Personal recycling:
https://preciousplastic.com/en/videos/intro.html
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Good judgement
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement.
-- Fred Brooks
Website 4 the day:
Chop a section of a YouTube video:
http://www.tubechop.com/
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Useless eBay
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017,
In :
Humor
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Website 4 the day:
Does it fart?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19gMMn4Wmw3BNLWMojEy7kgrjnjVB2JlMSwd1s-nYyUc/edit#gid=0
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Worst-tempered people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
The worst-tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.
-- David Letterman
Website 4 the day:
The faces of FaceBook:
http://thefacesoffacebook.com/
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Most poems
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Most poems are never started.
-- Dr. SunWolf
Website 4 the day:
Type and come back later:
http://typehere.co
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Everyone hates me
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017,
In :
Humor
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous—everyone hasn’t met me yet.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Android apps on PCs:
https://www.bignox.com/
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Dipolmacy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017,
In :
Humor
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
-- Robert Frost
Website 4 the day:
AI blog:
https://dzone.com/artificial-intelligence-tutorials-tools-news
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Beautiful words
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017,
In :
Humor
The four most beautiful words in our common language? I told you so.
-- Gore Vidal
Website 4 the day:
Google Now commands:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/secret-google-now-commands/
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I and me
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
I and me are always too deep in conversation.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
Website 4 the day:
How to be creative:
http://changethis.com/manifesto/6.HowToBeCreative/pdf/6.HowToBeCreative.pdf
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Little gowns
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017,
In :
Humor
As soon as the hospital made me put on one of those little gowns, I knew the end was in sight.
Website 4 the day:
Cat kaleidoscope:
http://catleidoscope.sergethew.com/
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Paradox of gifts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
The paradox of gifts: I know what I have given you. I do not know what you have received.
-- Dr. SunWolf
Website 4 the day:
Design a website:
https://webflow.com/
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Why we cry
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
There are three things we cry for in life: things that are lost, things that are found, and things that are magnificent.
-- Douglas Coupland
Website 4 the day:
Chords for any song:
https://chordify.net/
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Someone else's dream
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream.
-- Hugh Hefner
Website 4 the day:
Paintings mess with your mind:
http://www.trendfrenzy.net/amazing-paintings
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Answer questions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Your mind will answer most questions if you learn how to relax and wait for the answer.
-- William S. Burroughs
Website 4 the day:
Casini photo e-book:
https://www.nasa.gov/connect/ebooks/the-saturn-system.html
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Death and taxes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017,
In :
Humor
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Washington Post's Trump archive:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/politics/trump-revealed-book-reporting-archive/
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Capitalism is religion
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Capitalism is religion. Banks are churches. Bankers are priests. Wealth is heaven. Poverty is hell. Rich people are saints. Poor people are sinners. Commodities are blessing.Money is God.
-- Miguel D. Lewis
Website 4 the day:
KKK or Breitbart?
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_vault/2017/09/14/quiz_tests_whether_headlines_came_from_breitbart_or_1920s_kkk_newspapers.html
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A sleepwalking nun
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 14, 2017,
In :
Humor
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic.
Website 4 the day:
E-mail in real life:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTgYHHKs0Zw
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Parked hospital bed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 14, 2017,
In :
Humor
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the day:
Jumping into a field of mouse traps:
https://www.cnet.com/news/1000-mousetraps-dive-trampoline-slow-mo-guys-you-tube/
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A valued customer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 14, 2017,
In :
Humor
They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail.
-- Sophie Kinsella
Website 4 the day:
Compelling first lines:
http://landofmaps.com/2016/06/16/the-first-lines-of-some-of-the-most-iconic-books-ever-written
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Enduring adversity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 14, 2017,
In :
Humor
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity – another man’s, I mean.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
The economy:
http://www.core-econ.org/the-economy/book/text/0-3-contents.html
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Spaceship passengers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 14, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew.
-- Marshall Mcluhan
Website 4 the day:
Gait simulator:
http://www.animalsimulation.org/files/2b09f1333fe891f305395355a11ac7c6-4.html
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Dream dwelling
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 14, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
-- J.K. Rowling
Website 4 the day:
AI inspiration:
World poverty clock: http://www.worldpoverty.io/
http://inspirobot.me/
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Bitter cucumber
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 14, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around. That's all you need to know.
-- Marcus Aurelius
Website 4 the day:
Virtual keypunch:
http://www.masswerk.at/keypunch/
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Hated driving
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017,
In :
Humor
Heisenberg hated driving because every time he looked at the speedometer, he'd get lost.
Website 4 the day:
Can you spot the fakes:
https://warwickpsych.eu.qualtrics.com/SE/?SID=SV_a34DwCbDSlcGgiF&Q_JFE=0
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One day at a time
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017,
In :
Humor
When people go through something rough in life, they say, “I’m taking it one day at a time.” Yes, so is everybody. Because that’s how time works.
-- Hannibal Buress
Website 4 the day:
Your webpage on different browsers:
http://browsershots.org/
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Against picketing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017,
In :
Humor
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Website 4 the day:
Repeat a Youtube video:
https://listenonrepeat.com/
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The smell of books
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017,
In :
Humor
If people say they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and ask, To be clear, do you know how reading works?
-- Bridger Winegar
Website 4 the day:
Rare aircraft films:
https://www.youtube.com/user/DrydenTV/playlists
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10,000 opinions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
The opinion of 10,000 men is of no value if none of them know anything about the subject.
-- Marcus Aurelius
Website 4 the day:
British Museum 3D scans:
https://sketchfab.com/britishmuseum
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Perfection
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017,
In :
Humor
The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form.
-- Stanley Randall
Website 4 the day:
Web based circuit simulator:
http://www.falstad.com/circuit/circuitjs.html
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Win an argument
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.
-- Bill Murray
Website 4 the day:
Kaspersky Free Antivirus:
https://usa.kaspersky.com/free-antivirus
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The other side
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 27, 2017,
In :
Humor
To get to the other side. Why did the tachyon cross the road?
Website 4 the day:
Odd weather reports:
https://www.weatherfrom.com
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Word to the wise
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 27, 2017,
In :
Humor
Organized political party
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 27, 2017,
In :
Humor
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Lithium ion batteries dangerous when punctured:
https://digg.com/2017/hydraulic-press-battery-pack
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The chief function
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 27, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
-- Thomas A. Edison
Website 4 the day:
Collaborating editor:
https://draftin.com/
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Doing their job
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 27, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
If someone isn’t doing their job, get them the hell out of there.
-- Steve Jobs
Website 4 the day:
Linux Live CD running on Windows:
http://www.mobatek.net/labs_mobalivecd.html
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Amaze me
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 27, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
It never ceases to amaze me: we all love ourselves more than other people, but care more about their opinions than our own.
-- Marcus Aurelius
Website 4 the day:
Wide band radio:
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
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A Wonderful Organ
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 26, 2017,
In :
Humor
The brain is a wonderful organ, it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost
Website 4 the day:
3D from your smartphone camera:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_photogrammetry_software
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I had potential
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 25, 2017,
In :
Humor
My physics professor said I had potential. Then he pushed me off a building.
Website 4 the day:
Welcome to the future:
http://www.futuretimeline.net/
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Controlling the future
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 25, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell
Website 4 the day:
Free tech books:
http://www.freetechbooks.com/
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Nervous breakdown
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 25, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell
Website 4 the day:
Buzzwords to avoid:
https://sba.thehartford.com/business-management/60-business-buzzwords-to-delete-from-your-vocabulary
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Happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 25, 2017,
In :
Humor
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
-- David Lee Roth
Website 4 the day:
The only knot you need:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfpzRE9sgRY
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Fork in the road
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 25, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
-- Lewis Carroll
Website 4 the day:
Manage digital photos:
http://www.mobatek.net/labs_mobaphoto.html
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Everything heard is opinion
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 25, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.
-- Marcus Aurelius
Website 4 the day:
Lock your keyboard:
http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/11570/disable-the-keyboard-with-a-keyboard-shortcut-in-windows
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Only invisible
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 25, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
You are only invisible to those who do not deserve to see you.
-- Emma Bleker
Website 4 the day:
All about logos:
http://www.bluesodapromo.com/blog/logo-design.pdf
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List of things
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 25, 2017,
In :
Humor
Everyone should write a list of things they ought to do before they die ... their oughtobiography.
Website 4 the day:
Museum of unworkable devices:
http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/museum/unwork.htm
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Need for normalicy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
The need to be normal is the predominant anxiety disorder in modern life.
-- Thomas Moore
Website 4 the day:
Consumer Reports car buying service:
http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/car-prices-build-buy-service/index.htm
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Another word
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017,
In :
Humor
What's another word for Thesaurus?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Most expensive Google Adwords:
https://www.inc.com/larry-kim/these-are-the-10-most-expensive-google-keywords.html
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Long walks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017,
In :
Humor
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
-- Fred Allen
Website 4 the day:
Recognizing pictured dishes:
http://www.vision.ee.ethz.ch/datasets_extra/food-101/
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Laziness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
-- Jules Renard
Website 4 the day:
Open source signal analysis software:
https://sigrok.org/
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Color of life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
A person's life is dyed with the color of his imagination.
-- Marcus Aurelius
Website 4 the day:
Alternatives to "very":
http://www.grammarcheck.net/very
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Diet's 2nd day
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017,
In :
Humor
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you’re off it.
-- Jackie Gleason
Website 4 the day:
Robot lights:
www.treehugger.com/sustainable-product-design/reactive-solar-powered-lights-species-illumination-bob-de-graaf.html
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Smoking an e-cigarette
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017,
In :
Humor
Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet.
Website 4 the day:
Domino row building machine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1-wU9NgsV4
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Perversion of itself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Science is but a perversion of itself unless it has as its ultimate goal the betterment of humanity.
-- Nicola Tesla
Website 4 the day:
Superbird - the fastest browser:
http://superbird-browser.com/
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I forget
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Learn X in Y minutes:
https://learnxinyminutes.com/
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Motivation doesn't last
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.
-- Zig Ziglar
Website 4 the day:
Shadows brought to life:
https://digg.com/2017/shadow-street-art-damon-belanger
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Experience
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Experience is the name we give to our mistakes.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Lynching in America:
https://lynchinginamerica.eji.org/
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Not simply good
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Be not simply good – be good for something.
-- Henry David Thoreau
Website 4 the day:
Native apps in a browser:
https://appetize.io/
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Nothing's worth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing is worth doing pointlessly.
-- Marcus Aurelius
Website 4 the day:
Domino homage to games:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0jeohWnmAQ
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Divorce
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017,
In :
Humor
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I also found out she was seeing someone on the side.
Website 4 the day:
Rock music:
https://vimeo.com/208067675
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Opening doors
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
The doors will be opened to those who are bold enough to knock.
-- Tony Gaskins
Website 4 the day:
Phone number information:
http://www.spydialer.com/
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Perfection
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Perfection is achieved not when there is nothing more to add, but rather when there is nothing more to take away.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Website 4 the day:
Odd physics archive:
http://amasci.com/amateur/physvids.html
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Lots of mistakes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory
-- Josh Billings
Website 4 the day:
A Capella Science:
https://www.youtube.com/user/acapellascience
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Underestimating intelligence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
No one in this world, so far as I know — and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me — has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.
-- H.L. Mencken
Website 4 the day:
Radiator music:
https://digg.com/video/radiator-song
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Making mistakes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the day:
Convert files (215 formats):
https://cloudconvert.com/
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A gift
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Give yourself a gift: the present moment.
-- Marcus Aurelius
Website 4 the day:
Legendary mythology:
http://www.godchecker.com/
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A balanced diet
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017,
In :
Humor
My idea of a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Website 4 the day:
Turbo encapulator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2Ag
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New cliches
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017,
In :
Humor
What we need are new cliches.
-- Samuel Goldwyn
Website 4 the day:
Unfold a building:
https://vimeo.com/193884074
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Tax code
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017,
In :
Humor
The tax code is ten times bigger than the Bible without the good news.
-- Dave Camp
Website 4 the day:
Moon landing video:
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/this-beautiful-short-film-recreates-the-moon-landing-us-1795928746
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Helpful earthquakes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017,
In :
Humor
Earthquakes are helpful if you are bowling.-- Henry Cho
Website 4 the day:
Make your own GIFs:
http://www.popsci.com/gifs-made-easy
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Reality's bias
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Reality has a well-known liberal bias.
-- Stephen Colbert
Website 4 the day:
Useful Regex patterns:
http://projects.lukehaas.me/regexhubprojects.lukehaas.me/regexhub
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Committee meetings
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017,
In :
Humor
Overexposure to committee meetings can lead to a staff infection.
-- Dr. Mardy Grothe
Website 4 the day:
Ransomware protection:
https://ransomfree.cybereason.com/
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Vegetarian
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017,
In :
Humor
"Vegetarian" is an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter."
-- Andy Rooney
Website 4 the day:
Founding Fathers and religion:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeff-schweitzer/founding-fathers-we-are-n_b_6761840.html
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Universal remote
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017,
The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself "This changes everything"...
Website 4 the day:
Google Streetview of International Space Station:
https://www.google.com/streetview/#international-space-station/
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Truth's color
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
16th birthday surprise
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017,
In :
Humor
On my sixteenth birthday, my parents tried to surprise me with a car, but they missed.
-- Tom Cotter
Website 4 the day:
USPS dropbox and mailbox locator:
http://www.payphone-project.com/usps-mailboxes/index.html
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Money isn't everything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Money isn't everything, according to those who have it.
-- Malcolm Forbes
Website 4 the day:
Android hacking apps:
http://www.geeksgyan.com/2015/12/top-20-best-android-hacking-apps.html
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U.S. Taxes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017,
In :
Humor
I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States, but I would be just as proud for half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey
Website 4 the day:
Build a Chrome extension:
https://www.codebite.pk/wp-content/cache/all/create-chrome-extension/index.html
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Kinds of coaches
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
There are two kinds of coaches, those who have been fired and those who will be fired.
-- Ken Loeffler
Website 4 the day:
How bad is your water?
https://www.ewg.org/tapwater/index.php
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Not in New York
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
If you're not in New York, you're camping out.
-- Thomas Dewey
Website 4 the day:
Free vector art:
http://www.creativebloq.com/graphic-design/best-places-free-vector-art-1012985
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A revolving door
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017,
In :
Humor
I knew a couple who met in a revolving door. I think they're still going round together.
Website 4 the day:
Amazon's warehouse robots:
http://www.chonday.com/Videos/how-the-amazon-warehouse-works
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Ben Hur, the cat
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017,
In :
Humor
We have a cat named Ben Hur. We called it Ben until it had kittens.
-- Sally Poplin
Website 4 the day:
15 useful Windows command line commands:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/15-cmd-commands-every-windows-user-know/
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Hard to accept
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
It's hard to accept that you've always been a nobody and that you'll never be as important again.
-- Harry F. Noyes III
Website 4 the day:
Project NYC Subway:
http://www.projectsubwaynyc.com/
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My haters
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
May my haters live very long to see my continued success and make their lives miserable.
-- Ziad K. Abdelnour
Website 4 the day:
Free audio books and e-books:
http://www.digitalbook.io/
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What critics say
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Pay no attention to what critics say. A statue has never been erected to a critic.
-- Jean Sibelius
Website 4 the day:
Mars time-lapse:
https://www.newsbreakapp.com/n/08V4dnH6?s=a3
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Best revenge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury.
-- Marcus Aurelius
Website 4 the day:
Domino course and fire:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIyiGrMt0BI
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An easier life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got.
-- Robert Brault
Website 4 the day:
Social website list:
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_social_networking_websites
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TV for sale
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 13, 2017,
In :
Humor
I saw an advert that read: "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full" I thought to myself, I can't turn that down.
Website 4 the day:
LEGO breakfast:
http://digg.com/video/lego-stop-motion-breakfast
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Hardest to cure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Politicians are the hardest of cure of all insane people.
-- Robert E. Lee
Website 4 the day:
Medieval doodles:
http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/medieval-marginalia-books-doodles
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Original theory of relativity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
In :
Humor
Einstein's original theory of relativity is that time slows down when you are with relatives.
-- Garrison Keillor
Website 4 the day:
Oldest multicolor book:
https://cudl.lib.cam.ac.uk/view/PR-FH-00910-00083-00098/1
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Opportunity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
In :
Humor
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
-- Jay London
Website 4 the day:
Ransomware protection:
https://ransomfree.cybereason.com/
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The worst of prison
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
The worst part about prison is the snoring.
-- Dr. Jack Kervorkian
Website 4 the day:
Learn a language while waiting:
https://people.csail.mit.edu/ccai/waitchatter/
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Billiards
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
In :
Humor
The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Live virtually forever:
http://eterni.me/
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Refused to eat
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
In :
Humor
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced on TV.
-- Erma Bombeck
Website 4 the day:
Easy woodworking plans:
http://build-basic.com/
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Watch for children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
In :
Humor
I saw a sign that said: "Watch for children" and thought is sounded like a fair trade.
Website 4 the day:
Hamster self-portrait:
https://vimeo.com/173067576
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Ban pit pull breeding
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
In :
Humor
Britain plans to ban the breeding of pit bulls. It's hard enough to put a muzzle on a pit bull; lots of luck with those condoms.
-- Jay Leno.
Website 4 the day:
Robot room:
https://www.orisystems.com/
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A man's heart
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
In :
Humor
The way to a man's heart is through is aorta.
-- Jerome Manheim, MD
Website 4 the day:
Free handwriting fonts:
http://www.creativebloq.com/features/8-free-handwriting-fonts-for-2017
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Why a vegetarian?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
I am a vegetarian not for my health, but for the health of the chickens.
-- Isaac Bashevis Singer
Website 4 the day:
Anonymous BitTorrent:
https://anomos.info/wp/
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The fun of talking
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
The fun of talk is finding out what a man really thinks and then contrasting it with the lies he has been telling all his life.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
Website 4 the day:
Opera Neon - new browser:
https://www.opera.com/computer/neon
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Criticizing ourselves
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
We would rather criticize ourselves than not talk about ourselves at all.
-- Francois La Rochefoucauld
Website 4 the day:
Google Voyager virtual trips:
https://earth.google.com/web/data=CgQSAggB
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An attractive spouse
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
In :
Humor
Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.
-- Albert Brooks
Website 4 the day:
No more ransomware:
https://www.nomoreransom.org/
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Good friend of letters
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
In :
Humor
I’m very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
Website 4 the day:
Homemade waterjet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg__B6Ca3jc
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Blind dates
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.
-- Wendy Liebman
Website 4 the day:
Tie one (or more) on:
https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/lacingmethods.htm
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Musical talent
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
My musical talent s less God-given than taketh away.
-- Steve Rubenstein
Website 4 the day:
Old software versions:
http://www.oldversion.com/
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Lady of Spain
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
Accordions don't play "Lady of Spain," people do.
-- Herb Caen
Website 4 the day:
Age estimate from photos:
https://how-old.net/
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Flowers and age
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
At my age, flowers scare me.
-- George Burns
Website 4 the day:
Search for animated GIFs:
https://gfycat.com
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An alcoholic
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
-- Brendan Behan
Website 4 the day:
Art via texts:
https://www.sfmoma.org/read/send-me-sfmoma/
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Ground beef
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
Ground beef: a cow with no legs.
Website 4 the day:
Fake news?
http://factitious.augamestudio.com/#/
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Huh?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love.
-- Mitt Romney
Website 4 the day:
Interactive periodic table:
http://elements.wlonk.com/ElementsTable.htm
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Great minds
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness.
-- Aristotle
Website 4 the day:
Robot legal help:
https://donotpay-search-master.herokuapp.com/
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Why be conventional?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
To be #1
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Honesty and friends
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it'll always get you the right ones.
-- John Lennon
Website 4 the day:
Online grocery where everything is $3:
https://brandless.com/
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Childhood wisdom
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Wisdom leads us back to childhood.
-- Blaise Pascal
Website 4 the day:
Galaxy SciFi magazine archive:
https://archive.org/details/galaxymagazine&tab=collection
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Two doors for chickens
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
A chicken coop only has two doors because if it had four it would be a sedan.
Website 4 the day:
Create your purr:
https://purrli.com/
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Einstein vs. Freud
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Einstein knows as much about psychology as I do about physics, so we had a very nice talk.
-- Sigmund Freud
Website 4 the day:
Google Translate songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKxaxrxVMsg
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Miserly relatives
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
Misers make wonderful ancestors.
-- David Brenner
Website 4 the day:
Short by District 9's director:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjQ2t_yNHQs
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Children without advantages
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
My children didn't have my advantages. I was born into abject poverty.
-- Kirk Douglas
Website 4 the day:
100 Life Hacks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t04s4NB6ROE
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They laughed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
-- Steve Altman
Website 4 the day:
Watch blocked Youtube videos:
https://www.proxfree.com/youtube-proxy.php
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Argue with a man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Never argue with a man whose job depends on not being convinced.
-- H. L. Mencken
Website 4 the day:
Fake news:
http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/
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Jury explained
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost
Website 4 the day:
Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History online:
http://naturalhistory.si.edu/VT3/
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Fashion
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Website 4 the day:
Spy Museum online:
https://www.spymuseum.org/about/virtual-tour/
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Wormlike creatures
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.
-- Will Cuppy
Website 4 the day:
Oriental Institute Museum online:
http://www.nwhm.org/online-exhibits/
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Prison van collision
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
A concrete truck has collided with a prison van. Motorists should watch for hardened criminals.
-- Ronnie Corbett
Website 4 the day:
National Women's History Museum online:
http://www.nwhm.org/online-exhibits/
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Insects take over the world
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
When insects take over the world, I hope they remember how we used to take them along on picnics.
-- Bill Vaughan
Website 4 the day:
Le Louvre online:
http://www.louvre.fr/en/visites-en-ligne#tabs
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Left to her cat
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
A friend of mine left $15,000 to her cat. Today that cat is broke.
-- Ann Landers
Website 4 the day:
Hamster self-portrait:
https://vimeo.com/173067576
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Hard work deaths
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 4, 2017,
In :
Humor
Hard work never killed anybody who supervised it.
-- Harry C. Bauer
Website 4 the day:
Free recycling:
https://www.freecycle.org
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Morse code knowledge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 4, 2017,
In :
Humor
If you know Morse code, tap dancers drive you crazy.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Website 4 the day:
Compare book prices:
http://www.directtextbook.com
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Two people types
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 2, 2017,
In :
Humor
There are two types of people: those who need closure
Website 4 the day:
Typewriter simulator:
http://uniqcode.com/typewriter/
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An invisible government
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 30, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people.
-- Theodore Roosevelt
Website 4 the day:
Goldfish with a hammer:
https://vimeo.com/208067675
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If the shoe fits
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 29, 2017,
In :
Humor
If the shoe fits, it's too expensive
-- Adrienne Gusoff
Website 4 the day:
Our nation in numbers:
http://usafacts.org/
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Rarely in trouble
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 29, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
People rarely get into trouble by listening too much.
-- Dr. Mardy Grothe
Website 4 the day:
Prince Rupert Drops - stronger than bullets:
https://digg.com/video/shooting-prince-ruperts-drop
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Not getting married again
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2017,
In :
Humor
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.
-- Rod Stewart
Website 4 the day:
Music on disk drives:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox3EohATwGg
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Salt water fish
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 25, 2017,
In :
Humor
Fish live in salt water because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Website 4 the day:
Japanese Rube Goldberg machine and story:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trDnp3dWlXk
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Introduction of honesty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 23, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
If honesty were suddenly introduced into American life, the whole system would collapse.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Short by District 9's director:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjQ2t_yNHQs
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Never boils
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 22, 2017,
In :
Humor
A watched pot never boils, but it does get paranoid.
-- Lesley Wake
Website 4 the day:
Ad-free surfing:
http://www.slimjet.com/
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Hair highlights
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 22, 2017,
In :
Humor
I got my hair highlighted because I thought some strands were more important than others.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Website 4 the day:
Compelling first lines:
http://landofmaps.com/2016/06/16/the-first-lines-of-some-of-the-most-iconic-books-ever-written
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A filing cabinet
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 21, 2017,
In :
Humor
A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically.
-- T. H. Thompson
Website 4 the day:
Japanese Rube Goldberg machine and story:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trDnp3dWlXk
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Before refusing questions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 20, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
-- Ronald Reagan
Website 4 the day:
Flux capacitor listing:
http://www.oreillyauto.com/flux-capacitor.html
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Unguilty woman
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 19, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.
-- Erica Jong
Website 4 the day:
Interesting images from Google Street View:
http://9-eyes.com/
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Fish in salt water
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 19, 2017,
In :
Humor
Fish live in salt water because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Website 4 the day:
Original Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy animated:
https://digg.com/video/animated-hitchhikers-guide-galaxy
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Advantage of the telephone
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
-- Fran Lebowitz
Website 4 the day:
Sketch to cat "photo":
https://affinelayer.com/pixsrv/index.html
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A prison colony
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Australia started out as a prison colony while America is evolving into one.
-- Argus Hamilton
Website 4 the day:
Popcorn exploding:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSZd33awqQk
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My own little world
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 16, 2017,
In :
Humor
I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.
-- Lauren Myracle
Website 4 the day:
Couch surfing:
https://www.couchsurfing.com/
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Hard to laugh at yourself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 15, 2017,
In :
Humor
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the day:
Sketch to portrait:
http://fotogenerator.npocloud.nl/
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Being treated fairly
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 14, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
-- Dennis Wholey
Website 4 the day:
Fix Windows 10 problems:
http://www.thewindowsclub.com/fixwin-for-windows-10
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Red sky at night
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 13, 2017,
In :
Humor
Red sky at night, shepherd’s
delight. Blue sky at night, day.
-- Tom Parry
Website 4 the day:
Wolves in Yellowstone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysa5OBhXz-Q
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Pleasing people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 12, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
-- Lady Mary Wortley Montagu
Website 4 the day:
Picking a clear lock:
https://digg.com/video/lock-picking-clear
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Artist arrested
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 11, 2017,
In :
Humor
A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy.
Website 4 the day:
Stalin's Soviet Union:
https://www.rferl.org/a/the-manhoff-archive/28359558.html
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Painful choices
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
What do you want: The pain of staying where you are, or the pain of growth?
-- Judith Hanson Lasater
Website 4 the day:
Free management books:
http://www.free-management-ebooks.com/
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Fighting a battle
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
-- Margaret Thatcher
Website 4 the day:
Verify unaltered photos:
https://truepic.com/
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Gorilla wrestling
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Success is a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don’t quit when you’re tired. You quit when the gorilla is tired.
-- Robert Strauss
Website 4 the day:
Program a quantum computer:
https://quantumexperience.ng.bluemix.net/qx/user-guide
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Reflections of your choices
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
-- Nelson Mandela
Website 4 the day:
Music notation:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN41d7Txcq0
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I am a product
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
I am not a product of circumstances. I am a product of my decisions.
-- Stephen Covey
Website 4 the day:
What poor vision looks like:
http://www.eye-sim.com/
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Nothing is impossible
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing is impossible. ‘Impossible’ just takes a few more phone calls.
-- Michael J. Fox
Website 4 the day:
Solve math problems:
https://www.mathway.com/Algebra
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No prom for a ghost
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017,
In :
Humor
The ghost didn't go to prom because he had no body to dance with.
Website 4 the day:
Making a chicken sandwich:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URvWSsAgtJE
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Like this book
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017,
In :
Humor
For the sort of people who like this book, it is the sort of book those people will like.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
Trump news:
https://presterity.org/
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Measure of a man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
-- Martin Luther King Jr.
Website 4 the day:
Improve your writing:
https://chrome.writefullapp.com/
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Who you are
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Never mind searching for who you are. Search for the person you aspire to be.
-- Robert Brault
Website 4 the day:
Incredible photo restorations:
https://petapixel.com/2017/01/19/photo-restorations-may-boggle-mind/
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All of a person's veins and arteries
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017,
In :
Humor
If you removed all of a person's veins and arteries and laid them end to end, then that person will die.
-- Neil deGrasse Tyson
Website 4 the day:
How to climb a rope:
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2017/01/13/3-ways-climb-rope/
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Most merciful thing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
-- H.P. Lovecraft
Website 4 the day:
Find "interesting" files:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/how-to-find-unprotected-website-directories-get-interesting-files
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It doesn't matter
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017,
It doesn't matter, because it just doesn't matter.
-- Edgar Cayce
Website 4 the day:
Euthanasia coaster:
http://julijonasurbonas.lt/euthanasia-coaster/
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Girlfriend's instruction
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017,
In :
Humor
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, so I got drunk.
Website 4 the day:
Youtube tricks:
http://jnanweb.com/2016/02/29/youtube-tricks
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Past, present and future
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction made between past, present and future is nothing more than a persistent, stubborn illusion.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Congressional predictions:
http://predictgov.com/projects/congress/
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Eat a live frog
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017,
In :
Humor
Eat a live frog every morning, and nothing worse will happen to yu the rest of the day.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Best way to tie your shoe laces:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2015-11-12/how-to-tie-your-shoes-and-lace-your-shoes-the-best-way
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Terrifies extremists
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
What terrifies religious extremists like the Taliban are not American tanks or bombs or bullets, it’s a girl with a book.
-- Malala Yousafzai
Website 4 the day:
Back up your Gmail messages:
http://www.upsafe.com/
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Inside sophisticated people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children.
-- Jim Henson
Website 4 the day:
Multiphysical simulation software:
https://www.csc.fi/web/elmer
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Nothing changes daily
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes but, when we look back everything is different.
-- C.S. Lewis
Website 4 the day:
Learn something new:
http://brainpump.net/
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Only failure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
The only failure is the one from which we learn nothing.
-- Henry Ford
Website 4 the day:
Tutorials :
https://www.chalkstreet.com/
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Clown attack
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017,
In :
Humor
If attacked by a clown mob, go for the juggler.
Website 4 the day:
A truly random website:
https://www.random.org/
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Carl Sagan and peyote
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
One time Carl Sagan did a bunch of peyote and called me all excited cuz he "finally figured out whales."
-- Bill Nye
Website 4 the day:
Can you do nothing for 2 minutes?
http://www.donothingfor2minutes.com
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Seeing people you know
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017,
In :
Humor
The only problem with seeing people you know is that they know you.
-- Brent Runyon
Website 4 the day:
Open source game library:
http://flixel.org/
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What dreams are
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions.
-- Edgar Cayce
Website 4 the day:
80/20 rule is everywhere:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCn8zs912OE
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A happy man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
A happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwell too much on the future.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Recipes for what you have:
http://myfridgefood.com
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A belief of mine
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Another belief of mine: that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.
-- Margaret Atwood
Website 4 the day:
Find unpywalled scientific papers:
http://unpaywall.org/
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Everything Hitler did
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Website 4 the day:
Ripen fruit faster:
https://lifehacker.com/5811686/ripen-fruit-faster-by-burying-it-in-rice
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Stepladders
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017,
In :
Humor
I have a stepladder, because my real ladder left when I was a kid.
Website 4 the day:
Doodle:
http://kleki.com/
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Women and their mothers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Look like a movie hacker:
http://geektyper.com/
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What is a cynic?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Print grid paper:
http://gridzzly.com/
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The only person
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Portable apps:
http://portableapps.com/
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Person versus principles
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Free vector graphics, icons, photos:
http://www.freepik.com/
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Think for yourself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Multi-platform internet speed test:
http://speedof.me
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Children and parents
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Cost of segregation:
http://www.urban.org/research/publication/cost-segregation
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Photon without luggage
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Humor
A photon never carries luggage because it is traveling light.
Website 4 the day:
Slinky seismometer:
http://www.kjmagnetics.com/blog.asp?p=seismometer-2
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America's transition
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Comics:
http://comics.azcentral.com/
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Bad poetry
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
NASA image and video library:
https://images.nasa.gov/#/details-KSC-as11-40-5948.html
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Disagree with me
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Ah! Don’t say that you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Free Adobe apps for Chromebook:
http://lifehacker.com/get-your-hands-on-free-adobe-apps-for-chromebook-1791656164
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Saint and sinner
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Admirable education
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Library of open source:
https://libraries.io/
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Terribly morbid
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
There is something terribly morbid in the modern sympathy with pain. One should sympathise with the colour, the beauty, the joy of life. The less said about life’s sores the better.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Found a startup game:
https://thenextweb.com/gaming/2017/01/31/this-browser-game-takes-you-through-the-madness-of-founding-your-own-startup/
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Solipsisticly speaking
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Humor
Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
Website 4 the day:
Cardboard card sorter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ILHtAPY29I
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Selfish living
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Responsive piano:
https://aiexperiments.withgoogle.com/ai-duet/view/
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Concept of society
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Society exists only as a mental concept; in the real world there are only individuals.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Story telling art:
https://www.khanacademy.org/partner-content/pixar/storytelling
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Uneducated opinions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Confidential messenger:
https://getconfide.com/
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Simple morality
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Ear training for audio producers:
http://training.npr.org/audio/the-ear-training-guide-for-audio-producers/
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The only sin
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
There is no sin except stupidity.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Dealing with revenge porn:
http://withoutmyconsent.org/resources
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Good vs. bad
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Speed up Windows:
http://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/how-to-speed-up-windows/
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Filling a mall
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Humor
Dominate a dinner-table
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Humor
The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Met Museum releases 375,000 images:
https://www.cnet.com/news/met-museum-free-images-creative-commons/
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Always in love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Humor
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Share a screenshot:
http://jetscreenshot.com/
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Something rediculous
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Google does zoom and enhance:
https://thenextweb.com/insider/2017/02/08/google-figured-out-a-way-to-zoom-and-enhance-photos-just-like-in-the-movies/
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Prison education
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is that things are what they are and will be what they will be.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
How math disciplines fit together:
http://www.openculture.com/2017/02/the-map-of-mathematics.html
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Life is never fair
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Database of the stars:
http://bgr.com/2017/02/13/space-news-star-database/
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What do we want?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Humor
What do we want: A time machine.
When do we want it? Doesn't matter.
-- Neil deGrasse Tyson
Website 4 the day:
Share mouse and keyboard across four WIndows 10 PCs:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=35460
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Accused of plagiarism
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017,
In :
Humor
My teacher accused me of plagiarism. His words, not mine.
Website 4 the day:
Learn to design DNA:
http://synthhttp://syntheticbiology1.com/ticbiology1.com/
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Like a sewer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 22, 2017,
In :
Humor
Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
-- Tom Lehrer
Website 4 the day:
Inside an internal combustion cylinder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdW1t8r8qYc
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Most beautiful words
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017,
In :
Humor
The four most beautiful words in our common language:
I told you so.
-- Gore Vidal
Website 4 the day:
Quote investigator:
http://quoteinvestigator.com/
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Pass on advice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017,
In :
Humor
I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Communicate privately:
https://www.wickr.com/personal
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A great film
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
To make a great film, you need three things -- the script, the script, and the script.
-- Alfred Hitchcock
Website 4 the day:
Windows apps on Linux update:
http://www.zdnet.com/google-amp/article/windows-on-linux-moves-forward-with-new-wine-2-0-release/
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Cheating on exams
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
When students cheat on exams it’s because our school system values grades more than students value learning.
-- Neil Degrasse Tyson
Website 4 the day:
Space tourism posters:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/23/stunning-space-tourism-poster-imagines-planet-hopping-trappist/
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A slow walker
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
Outline drawings to images:
http://affinelayer.com/pixsrv/index.html
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Newspaper belief
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle.
-- Thomas Jefferson
Website 4 the day:
Plywood urban farm pavilion:
https://medium.com/space10-the-farm/space10-open-sources-the-growroom-aa7ca6621715
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The difference
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017,
In :
Humor
What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? A bag of beer nuts cost $2 but deer nuts are under a buck.
Website 4 the day:
Japanese museum of rock faces:
http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2016/11/the-japanese-museum-of-rocks-that-look-like-faces/
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Huge decisions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
We ask 18-year-olds to make huge decisions about their career and financial future, when a month ago they had to ask to go to the bathroom.
-- Adam Kotsko
Website 4 the day:
9 hours of Amazon Kindle's Terms and Conditions:
http://www.avclub.com/article/heres-nine-hours-guy-reading-entire-terms-and-cond-252169
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War and peace
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
In war, the strong make slaves of the weak, and in peace the rich makes slaves of the poor.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Stock selector:
https://www.magicformulainvesting.com/
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You lied
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
Website 4 the day:
Self-learning cars:
http://janhuenermann.com/projects/learning-to-drive
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A moment's value
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
-- Dr. Seuss
Website 4 the day:
Make a bot:
https://rundexter.com/
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Important things
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
The most important things are the hardest to say because words diminish them.
-- Stephen King
Website 4 the day:
PDF book from web page:
https://dotepub.com/converter/?lang=en
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How smart people are
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
-- Tina Fey
Website 4 the day:
Facebook facial search:
http://facezam.com/
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Couples at the gym
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017,
In :
Humor
Some couples don't go to the gym because not all relationships work out.
Website 4 the day:
Garage inventor:
http://www.colinfurze.com/
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Chop wood
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice.
-- Henry Ford
Website 4 the day:
Defend against dog attacks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTmHZWspU1U
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Meditation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
You should sit in meditation for 20 minutes a day, unless you’re too busy, then you should sit for an hour.
-- Zen adage
Website 4 the day:
Nuclear test films:
https://www.llnl.gov/news/physicist-declassifies-rescued-nuclear-test-films
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What is fashion?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Find a poem:
https://poemhunter.com/
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Behind failures
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017,
In :
Humor
Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
-- Lily Tomlin
Website 4 the day:
SXSW music archive:
http://www.sxswtorrent.com/
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Cruel leaders
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel.
-- Che Guevara
Website 4 the day:
Locate a family:
http://www.locatefamily.com
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You vs. others
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Do not compare yourself to others. If you do so, you're insulting yourself.
-- Adolf Hitler
Website 4 the day:
Hand shadows:
http://mindbluff.com/mobile-shadow.htm
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20%
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017,
In :
Humor
One fifth of people are two tense.
Website 4 the day:
Candy sorting machine:
https://willemm.nl/mm-skittles-sorting-machine/
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Easy to conquer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Conquering the world on horseback is easy. It's dismounting and governing that's hard.
-- Genghis Khan
Website 4 the day:
Go hassle yourself:
http://www.hassleme.co.uk
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Too many books
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
To read too many books is harmful.
-- Mao Zedong
Website 4 the day:
NASA released software:
https://software.nasa.gov/
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Comparison
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
We love death; the US loves life. That is the difference between us two.
-- Osama bin Laden
Website 4 the day:
Connect apps:
https://zapier.com/
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A tragedy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic.
-- Joseph Stalin
Website 4 the day:
Browser macros:
http://imacros.net/overview
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Solution to all problems
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Death is the solution to all problems. No man, no problem.
-- Joseph Stalin
Website 4 the day:
Print and mail:
https://click2mail.com/
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Object of criticism
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
I'm the object of criticism around the world, but I think that since I am being discussed, I am on the right track.
-- Kim Jong Il
Website 4 the day:
Shell's 1991 climate change video:
http://goo.gl/vsz7cN
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Chicken coop's doors
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017,
In :
Humor
Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Website 4 the day:
Create your own executive order:
https://www.cnet.com/news/trump-executive-order-generator-online/
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Government's good luck
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
What good fortune for governments that the people do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler
Website 4 the day:
Publish your e-mail:
http://www.publishthis.email/
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Truth doesn't matter
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
It is not truth that matters but victory.
-- Adolf Hitler
Website 4 the day:
Send a postal letter:
http://www.mailaletter.com/
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Victor not asked
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
The victor will never be asked if he told the truth.
-- Adolf Hitler
Website 4 the day:
Filming police:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/video/c/embed/62faa576-0ee1-11e5-a0fe-dccfea4653ee
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More powerful than guns
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns. Why should we let them have ideas?
-- Joseph Stalin
Website 4 the day:
Voice your opinions to your representatives:
https://5calls.org/
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Big lies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Make the lie big. Make it simple. Keep saying it, and eventually people will believe it.
-- Adolf Hitler
Website 4 the day:
Letters to Congress:
https://resistbot.io/
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Lying often
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
.A lie told often enough becomes the truth.
-- Vladimir Lenin
Website 4 the day:
What Congress is doing:
https://www.countable.us/
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Looking back
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017,
In :
Humor
Lot's wife looked back at Sodom and was turned into a pillar of salt.
My mom looked back once while she was driving, She turned into a telephone pole!
Website 4 the day:
Pictures defy logic:
http://www.albasun.com/2015/02/18-images-that-contradict-to-any-logic.html
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The gift of procrastination
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
Procrastination gives you something to look forward to.
-- Joan Konner
Website 4 the day:
Chainsaw art:
http://www.wickedreport.com/awesome-wooden-art
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An expert
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr
Website 4 the day:
Improve your productivity
http://www.inc.com/jeff-haden/first-90-days-90-ways-to-boost-your-productivity.html
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Two kinds of people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
There are two kinds of people. You're not one of them.
-- Bruce Erik Kaplan
Website 4 the day:
Distorted button effects:
http://tympanus.net/Development/DistortedButtonEffects
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Few facts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Where facts are few, experts are many.
-- Donald R. Gannon
Website 4 the day:
Sound illusions:
http://listverse.com/2008/02/29/top-10-incredible-sound-illusions
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The impossible dream
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
-- Joan Klempner
Website 4 the day:
Special Theory of Relativity explained:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYv5GsXEf1o
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The book-writing profession
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
The profession of book-writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business.
-- John Steinbeck
Website 4 the day:
Bash by examples:
http://www.linuxintro.org/wiki/BaBE
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Similar sheep
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
By shear coincidence, all these sheep look the same.
Website 4 the day:
Maze algorithms
http://www.jamisbuck.org/mazes
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A national pastime
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
Not reading poetry amounts to a national pastime in America.
Phyllis McGinley
Website 4 the day:
Private web searching:
http://startpage.com/do/mypage.pl
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Not getting what we pay for
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
Thank heavens we don't get all the government we pay for.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
The purpose of life is to live forever:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1506.05869v2.pdf
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Quit looking for work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they get a job.
-- Zig Ziglar
Website 4 the day:
Build a Van de Graaff generator:
http://rimstar.org/equip/build_make_van_de_graaff.htm
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Consider jogging
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
I'll consider jogging if I ever see a jogger smiling.
-- Joan Rivers
Website 4 the day:
Regular expressions cheat sheet:
http://www.cheatography.com/davechild/cheat-sheets/regular-expressions
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There was no Ritalin
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
When I was in school, there was no Ritalin for attention deficit disorder, just a big nun with a ruler.
-- Maureen Dowd
Website 4 the day:
free resume templates:
http://blog.spoongraphics.co.uk/articles/20-free-editable-cvresume-templates-for-ps-ai
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Optimistic devil
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.
-- Karl Kraus
Website 4 the day:
Earth alerts:
http://earthalerts.manyjourneys.com/web
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Can't be an athlete
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
Website 4 the day:
Live action Futurama:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-1RMKdWz8M
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Never seen headline
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
Here's a headline you never see: “Psychic Wins Lottery.”
-- Dennis Miller
Website 4 the day:
Graph book occurrences over time:
https://books.google.com/ngrams/
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Computers and tattoos
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
Computers are everywhere. Now tattoo parlors have to spell check.
-- Jay Leno
Website 4 the day:
US immigration history:
metrocosm.com/us-immigration-history-map.html
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Ex-heavy gambler
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
I used to be a heavy gambler, now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.
-- Steve Allen
Website 4 the day:
Make a musical instrument:
http://www.cigarboxnation.com/page/free-plans
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Staying longer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.
-- William Dean Howells
Website 4 the day:
Learn Java programming:
https://www.simplilearn.com/resources-to-learn-java-programming-article
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New York City for my health
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and it was the only placed where my fears where justified.
-- Anita Weiss
Website 4 the day:
Facebook site for messages only:
https://www.messenger.com/
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Americans like travel
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
Americans have always liked travel, that being how we got here in the first place.
-- Otto Friedrich
Website 4 the day:
Periodic table of fictional elements:
https://www.buymetalonline.co.uk/images/fictional_minerals.jpg
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An archaeologist's life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
A friend is an archaeologist. His life is in ruins.
Website 4 the day:
Bioengineered pet spoof:
http://www.genpets.com/
Continue reading ...
Horse sense
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
W. C. Fields
Website 4 the day:
Delete Amazon Echo and Google Home recordings:
http://bgr.com/2016/12/30/how-to-delete-amazon-echo/
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Soft head correlation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
Hot music
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
The hot music now is a combination of country and rap. It's call crap.
-- Bud E. Luv
Website 4 the day:
Free first aid training:
http://www.firstaidforfree.com/
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Middle age
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places.
-- Glenn Dorenbush
Website 4 the day:
Old-style CRT at 100 FPS:
http://digg.com/video/crt-tv-screens-refresh
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Sweet revenge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
Revenge is sweet and not fattening.
-- Alfred Hitchcock
Website 4 the day:
Reheat pasta for health:
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-29629761
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Speaking Esperanto
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
I speak Esperanto like a native.
-- Spike Milligan
Website 4 the day:
Unlock your mind:
http://thegeniusdeck.com/
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Lock picking advantage
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.
Website 4 the day:
You can't see this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NPH_udOOek
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An original thought
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings.
-- Diogenes
Website 4 the day:
Burn SD cards and USB drives:
https://etcher.io/
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Blasphemy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Blasphemy is a victimless crime.
-- Salman Rushdie
Website 4 the day:
Perl beginners:
http://perl-begin.org/
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Hell on earth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley
Website 4 the day:
Euclid's Elements:
http://aleph0.clarku.edu/~djoyce/java/elements/
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Nutrition and potato chips
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
Chips have little nutritional value. That’s why you need to eat the whole bag.
-- Bill Murray
Website 4 the day:
OpenBSD release songs:
http://www.openbsd.org/lyrics.html
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Are we alone?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Sometimes I think we’re alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we’re not. In either case, the idea is quite staggering.
-- Arthur C. Clarke
Website 4 the day:
Netflix roulette:
http://netflixroulette.net/
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Why forgive
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Forgive others, not because they deserve forgiveness, but because you deserve peace.
-- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Website 4 the day:
Speed read the web:
http://squirt.io/
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Photo of a wheat field
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
I took a photo of a wheat field. It came out grainy.
Website 4 the day:
Review charities:
http://www.charitynavigator.org/
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In pursuit of the chosen path
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
Website 4 the day:
Internet alerts:
https://www.talkwalker.com/alerts
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Drowning in water
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
You don’t drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there.
-- Edwin Louis Cole
Website 4 the day:
Ebook library:
http://bookzz.org/
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Struggle with insecurity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
The reason why we struggle with insecurity is because we compare our behind the scenes with everyone else’s highlight reel.
-- Stephen Furtick
Website 4 the day:
Trump video archive:
http://archive.org/details/trumparchive
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Don't understand math
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
-- Johann von Neumann
Website 4 the day:
Salary negotiations:
http://www.payscale.com/salary-negotiation-guide/salary-negotiation-scripts
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Explain it simply
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Search for people:
http://www.familytreenow.com/
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Do not listen to understand
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Most people do not listen with the intent to understand. Most people listen with the intent to reply.
-- Steven R. Covey
Website 4 the day:
Transparent security:
https://security.googleblog.com/2017/01/security-through-transparency.html
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Sleeping comes naturally
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
Sleeping comes naturally to me. I can do it with my eyes closed.
Website 4 the day:
Learn magic tricks:
http://www.learnmagictricks.org/
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When I was a boy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
A madman and me
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
-- Salvador Dali
Website 4 the day:
Send a text:
https://www.sendatext.co/
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Every villain a hero
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Every villain is a hero in his own mind.
-- Tom Hiddleston
Website 4 the day:
Train your brain to lose weight:
http://www.exeter.ac.uk/foodt/
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Cannot build a reputation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
A man cannot build a reputation on what he is going to do.
-- Henry Ford
Website 4 the day:
Free Harvard digital photography course:
https://alison.com/courses/Digital-Photography
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Respect faith
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner
Website 4 the day:
Life in a storage locker:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HPVCTLPNUzo
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What crabs think
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
An astronomy course
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
I took an astronomy course, but it was over my head.
Website 4 the day:
Bioengineered pet spoof:
http://www.genpets.com/
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Free in dreams
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
-- Terry Pratchett
Website 4 the day:
Paper V8:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/a24561/make-your-own-tiny-paper-v8-engine-with-these-plans/
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In front of your nose
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
To see what is in front of one’s nose needs a constant struggle.
-- George Orwell
Website 4 the day:
Free first aid training:
http://www.firstaidforfree.com
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Beer and pizza vs. celery
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
They don’t make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery.
-- Bill Murray
Website 4 the day:
Old-style CRT at 100 FPS:
http://digg.com/video/crt-tv-screens-refresh
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Live to be one hundred
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
-- George Burns
Website 4 the day:
Delete Amazon Echo and Google Home recordings:
http://bgr.com/2016/12/30/how-to-delete-amazon-echo/
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Derivation of politics
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.
-- Robin Williams
Website 4 the day:
:uʍop-ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ
http://www.sevenwires.com/play/UpsideDownLetters.html
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Fun exercise
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?
-- Bill Murray
Website 4 the day:
Code in colored blocks:
http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/piet.html
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Janitor's union
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
The janitor's union called for sweeping reforms.
Website 4 the day:
Live action Futurama:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-1RMKdWz8M
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Four pieces of pie
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
Cut my pie into four pieces, I do not think I could eat eight.
-- Yogi Berra
Website 4 the day:
Periodic table of fictional elements:
https://www.buymetalonline.co.uk/images/fictional_minerals.jpg
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Following my dreams
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Website 4 the day:
Facebook site for messages only:
https://www.messenger.com/
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Everything coming your way
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Learn Java programming:
https://www.simplilearn.com/resources-to-learn-java-programming-article
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In case of snake
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
I always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a snake…which I also keep handy.
-- W. C. Fields
Website 4 the day:
Make a musical instrument:
http://www.cigarboxnation.com/page/free-plans
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Judge a man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Judge a man by his questions, rather than his answers.
-- Voltaire
Website 4 the day:
Book phrase occurrences over time:
https://books.google.com/ngrams
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One drink drunk
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
-- George Burns
Website 4 the day:
Reheat pasta for health:
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-29629761
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My candy cane collection
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
Want to see my candy cane collection? They are all in mint condition.
Website 4 the day:
Free Harvard University courses:
http://online-learning.harvard.edu/courses?sort_by=date_added&cost%5B%5D=free
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Washington DC and Wisconsin
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017,
In :
Humor
Washington, DC, is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
-- Dennis Miller
Website 4 the day:
FreeOffice Microsoft Office alternative:
http://www.freeoffice.com/en/download
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Off the freeway
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017,
In :
Humor
Coming off the freeway, I saw a guy with a sign that said, "If you were homeless, you'd be home now."
-- John Mendoza
Website 4 the day:
Vulnerability testing:
http://www.tenable.com/products/nessus/select-your-operating-system
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Portrait vs. Painting
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017,
In :
Humor
A portrait is a painting in which there is something wrong with the mouth.
-- Eugene Speicher
Website 4 the day:
POV tying a tie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPjKfAFoXEU
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Dog economy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017,
In :
Humor
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $1.66 a can. That's almost $12 in dog money.
-- Joe Weinstein
Website 4 the day:
Find my phone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpN9NzO4Mo8
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Being a star
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Being a star is not a profession, it is an accident.
-- Lauren Bacall
Website 4 the day:
Synchronize files across machines:
http://www.cis.upenn.edu/~bcpierce/unison/
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No secrets
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017,
In :
Humor
I don't have any secrets. I just forget a lot of stuff.
-- Brian Andreas
Website 4 the day:
Popular baby names since 1910:
http://digg.com/2016/most-popular-baby-names-noah-emma
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Hindsight
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017,
In :
Humor
With hindsight, I wouldn't have sat on that thumbtack.
Website 4 the day:
Wrap packages in cloth:
http://furoshiki.com/techniques/
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Cure seasickness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017,
In :
Humor
To cure seasickness, sit under a tree.
-- Spike Milligan
Website 4 the day:
CIA's maps:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/ciagov/
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Eat anything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017,
In :
Humor
People will eat anything if it is cut into small enough pieces.
-- Leonard Powell
Website 4 the day:
Who has your data:
http://www.stopdatamining.me/
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The first thing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017,
In :
Humor
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
-- Oscar Levant
Website 4 the day:
Dead or alive?
http://deadoraliveinfo.com/
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A good listener
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017,
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while knows something.
-- Wilson Mizner
Website 4 the day:
Tour 49,603 historiic places:
http://www.math.uwaterloo.ca/tsp/us/tour.html
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Conscience visits
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017,
In :
Humor
My name until 13
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017,
In :
Humor
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was Shaddup.
-- Daniel Tosh
Website 4 the day:
Stop procrastinating:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCZOcsNyk-g7itGkhU7SYkzgp6n7poZCH
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4 bowls of soup
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017,
In :
Humor
I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement.
Website 4 the day:
Coin stacking
http://boingboing.net/2016/12/08/watch-some-fantastic-coin-stac.html
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Sporting goods companies payments
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016,
In :
Humor
Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.
-- Bob Uecker
Website 4 the day:
Stupid test answers:
http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/16-wonderfully-stupid-test-answers
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My philosophy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
My philosophy was, like, people basically suck.
-- Mike Tyson
Website 4 the day:
Teleporter:
http://vispo.com/teleporter/webios/index.html
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Sleeping dogs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016,
In :
Humor
Don't let sleeping dogs lie. Insist on the truth.
-- Cynthia Nelms
Website 4 the day:
OnlyOffice:
https://www.onlyoffice.com/download-desktop.aspx
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The guitar is all right
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
The guitar is all right, but you'll never make a living at it.
-- John Lennon's aunt Mimi
Website 4 the day:
Transfer files without an intermediate server:
https://takeafile.com/
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New York time
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016,
In :
Humor
When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.
Continue reading ...
The actor fell through
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016,
In :
Humor
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
Website 4 the day:
'Bohemian Rhapsody' as a crime thriller:
http://mashable.com/2016/12/06/queen-bohemian-rhapsody-literally
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I'd horsewhip you
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016,
In :
Humor
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
-- S. J. Perelman
Website 4 the day:
Dogs of Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/p/feature/d8j6je99gnx65bk?ref_=doa_red
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Scottish food
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016,
In :
Humor
My theory is that all Scottish food is based on a dare.
-- Mike Myers
Website 4 the day:
Camera sees around corner:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a18428/camera-sees-around-corners/
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Waiting 2 weeks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016,
In :
Humor
Whenever something good happens to me, I wait two weeks before telling anybody because I like to use the word fortnight.
-- Demetri Martin
Website 4 the day:
Multi-platform notes:
https://www.google.com/keep/
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We don't believe
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
I'm a Millenial. We don't believe in labels.
-- Tomi Lahren
Website 4 the day:
Warrant canaries:
http://www.zdnet.com/article/warrant-canary/
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Break a leg
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016,
In :
Humor
We tell actors to "Break a leg" because every play needs a cast.
Website 4 the day:
Google Santa Info:
https://santatracker.google.com/village.html
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A Marxist and a fascist
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016,
In :
Humor
I have been married to one Marxist and one fascist and neither would take out the garbage.
-- Lee Grant
Website 4 the day:
Cool animated short:
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Usually jollier
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
People who are late are usually jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
-- E. V. Lucas
Website 4 the day:
Best torrent sites:
http://wizblogger.com/30-best-torrent-sites-list-regularly-updated
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A plain, simple woman
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016,
In :
Humor
I stand before you as a plain, simple woman. The beautician can't take me until tomorrow.
-- Gracie Allen
Website 4 the day:
First response PC repair kit:
http://paul.is-a-geek.org/aio-srt/aio-srt-lite/
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Ounce of pretension
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure.
-- Steven F. Clark
Website 4 the day:
Google photo identifier:
https://aiexperiments.withgoogle.com/giorgio-cam/view/
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Everyone is entitled
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016,
In :
Humor
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
Website 4 the day:
News heat map:
http://newsmap.jp/
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Delusions of grandeur
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016,
In :
Humor
Delusions of grandeur make me feel better about myself.
-- Jane Wagner
Website 4 the day:
Remove yourself from the Internet:
https://www.deseat.me/
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Woman in labor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016,
In :
Humor
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!" She was having contractions.
Website 4 the day:
Check for fake reviews:
http://fakespot.com/
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Success and failure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 26, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Success and failure are equally disastrous.
-- Tennessee Williams
Website 4 the day:
The future from patents:
http://futurism.com/images/the-future-according-to-filed-patents-infographic
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Dig up Shakespeare
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 26, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
It would positively be a relief to me to dig up Shakespeare and throw stones at him.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the day:
Can AI interpret your doodle?
https://quickdraw.withgoogle.com/
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Dollar bookmark
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 26, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Don't pay a dollar for a bookmark. Just use the dollar.
-- Fred Stoller
Website 4 the day:
Where is my container ship?
https://www.vesselfinder.com/
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Horseshoe luck
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 26, 2016,
In :
Humor
A horseshoe can't bring good luck because every horse in the race carries four.
-- Walter "Red" Smith
Website 4 the day:
Hacker's operating system:
http://tools4hackers.com/parrot-3-0-hackers-operating-system
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Honest people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 26, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
And that’s the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does too.
-- Khaled Hosseini
Website 4 the day:
Open a coconut without tools:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9bXoOa1qTg
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Charming
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 26, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without having to asked any clear question.
-- Albert Camus
Website 4 the day:
The most accurate map:
http://www.mentalfloss.com/article/88138/more-accurate-world-map-wins-prestigious-japanese-design-award
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Fear of negative numbers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 26, 2016,
In :
Humor
The mathematician was afraid of negative numbers. He would stop at nothing to avoid them.
Website 4 the day:
South Korean Toilet Museum:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HWg9mMFN50
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Most awful
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
There is nothing more awful, insulting, and depressing than banality.
-- Anton Chekhov
Website 4 the day:
Artificial Intelligence Tweets:
http://brain.com
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Can't answer an argument
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016,
In :
Humor
If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-- Elbert Hubbard
Website 4 the day:
Humans through time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUwmA3Q0_OE
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Women and cats
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016,
In :
Humor
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Website 4 the day:
Inexpensive mental health counseling:
http://lifehacker.com/top-10-free-and-affordable-mental-health-and-counseling-1788814933
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What's on TV
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016,
In :
Humor
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
-- Jerry Seinfeld
Website 4 the day:
Make word art:
http://makewordart.com/
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Dumb-blonde jokes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016,
In :
Humor
I'm not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
-- Dolly Parton
Website 4 the day:
DIY riot mask:
http://survivallife.com/stay-prepared-diy-riot-mask/
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Life is too short
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016,
In :
Humor
Life is too short to learn German.
-- Richard Porson
Website 4 the day:
Nano exploration:
http://vimeo.com/9068558
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Learning braille
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016,
In :
Humor
I’ve been learning braille. I’m sure I’ll master it once I get a feel for it.
Website 4 the day:
Windows tricks:
http://www.talktogamer.com/2015/10/50-tricks-and-hacks-which-you-dont-know.html
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Cynicism is ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Cynicism is humor in ill health.
-- H. G. Wells
Website 4 the day:
Machine learning course:
http://www.cs.ox.ac.uk/people/nando.defreitas/machinelearning
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Seriously, humor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
We do not take humor seriously enough.
-- Konrad Lorenz
Website 4 the day:
Best Dark Web sites:
https://n0where.net/best-onion-links-deep-web/
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Celebrate successes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Celebrate your successes. Find some humor in your failures.
-- Sam Walton
Website 4 the day:
Piper - Pixar animated short:
https://vimeo.com/189955079
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Gags die
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Gags die, humor doesn't.
-- Jack Benny
Website 4 the day:
Find animated GIFs:
http://www.gifcities.org/
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Never hated enough
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016,
In :
Humor
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Website 4 the day:
The Blue Brain project:
http://bluebrain.epfl.ch/
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Always and never
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016,
In :
Humor
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
-- Wendell Johnson
Website 4 the day:
Building sawhorses:
http://woodgears.ca/sawhorse/
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Becoming a witch
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016,
In :
Humor
Stoop to tie your shoelaces
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
-- George F. Burns
Website 4 the day:
How you will die:
http://flowingdata.com/2016/01/19/how-you-will-die/
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Spreading light
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
-- Edith Wharton
Website 4 the day:
Crack that password:
http://www.openwall.com/john/
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Plan your actions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Happy people plan actions, they don't plan results
-- Dennis Wholey
Website 4 the day:
Handwriting script:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/irvgp4813izfbso/BFTinyHand-Regular.zip
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Not a goal
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
Website 4 the day:
Document your consumer complaint:
http://www.ripoffreport.com/
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Pursue happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yurself.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Draw circuits for free:
https://www.circuitlab.com/
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Find happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere.
-- Barbara De Angelis
Website 4 the day:
Free unlimited photo storage for Amazon Prime members:
https://www.amazon.com/photos/home
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Why Waldo wears stripes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016,
In :
Humor
Waldo wears stripes so that he won't be spotted.
Website 4 the day:
Zombie preparedness:
http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/documents/zombie_gn_final.pdf
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Seeking a blessing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 26, 2016,
In :
Humor
What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.
Jerome K. Jerome
Website 4 the day:
Lie with statistics:
http://lifehacker.com/how-to-lie-to-yourself-and-others-with-statistics-1788184031
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No laughter
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 26, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
A day without laughter is wasted.
-- Charlie Chaplin
Website 4 the day:
Before the flood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9xFFyUOpXo&feature=youtu.be
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20 vs 50 years old
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 26, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
-- Muhammad Ali
Website 4 the day:
Better decisions in another language:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9nelfVOKvI
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Always overestimate
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 26, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
We always overestimate the change that will occur in the next two years and underestimate the change that will occur in the next ten.
-- Bill Gates
Website 4 the day:
Features not in English:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYlVJlmjLEc
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Chasing rabbits
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 26, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
The man who chases two rabbits, catches neither.
-- Confucious
Website 4 the day:
French phrases in English words:
Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daGfylg3W2Ye
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As if today was your last
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 26, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Live everyday as if it were your last because someday you're going to be right.
-- Muhammad Ali
Website 4 the day:
5 foreign expressions:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw2tLzZ4FA0
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Name switching
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 26, 2016,
In :
Humor
“Pickup artists” and “garbagemen” should switch names.
Website 4 the day:
Slang dictionary:
https://greensdictofslang.com/
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Stop eating doughnuts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 22, 2016,
In :
Humor
If you stop eating doughnuts you will live three years longer, but it’s just three more years that you’ll want a doughnut.
-- Lewis Black
Website 4 the day:
Consumer complaints:
https://www.pissedconsumer.com/
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User definition
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 22, 2016,
In :
Humor
"User": the word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
-- Dave Barry
Website 4 the day:
Linux for routers:
http://wiki.openwrt.org/doc/start
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Close to perfection
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 21, 2016,
In :
Humor
The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form.
-- Stanley Randall
Website 4 the day:
What Pixar animators do in their spare time:
https://vimeo.com/187257744
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Understanding banking
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 21, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning.
-- Henry Ford
Website 4 the day:
Upscale photos:
http://a-sharper-scaling.com/
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Not bragging
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 21, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
It’s not bragging if you can back it up. -- Muhammad Ali
-- Confucius
Website 4 the day:
Asteroid detction:
http://www.minorplanetcenter.net/daily-minor-planet
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Goal sans plan
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 21, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
A goal without a plan is just a wish.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Website 4 the day:
Comedy wildlife photos:
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Shoe factory tragedy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 19, 2016,
In :
Humor
The shoe factory suffered a horrible fire and many soles were lost.
Website 4 the day:
Inside Teddy Ruxpin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ5cD9xvqew
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Beginnings of auto racing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 19, 2016,
In :
Humor
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built.
-- Henry Ford
Website 4 the day:
Build a house with only a screwdriver:
http://www.businessinsider.com/popup-house-pack-home-build-like-lego-pieces-2016-10
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I ain't afraid
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 19, 2016,
In :
Humor
I ain't afraid to love a man. I ain't afraid to shoot him either.
-- Annie Oakley
Website 4 the day:
WikiTravel:
http://wikitravel.org/en/Main_Page
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Save money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 19, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number LII: People working in the private sector should try to save money. There remains the possibility that it may someday be valuable again.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Clown car style packing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5UlxHsgD58
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America's tricentennial
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 18, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number LI: By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Compare products:
https://www.productchart.com/
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Life spans
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 17, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number L: The average regulation has a life span one-fifth as long as a chimpanzee's and one-tenth as long as a human's, but four times as long as the official's who created it.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Mood music:
http://focusmusic.fm/
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Regulation growth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 16, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XLIX: Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Crayon art:
https://www.color.works/
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Long-necked pink bird
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 16, 2016,
In :
Humor
I saw a long-necked pink bird with a hacking cough in my yard. It was a phlegmingo.
Website 4 the day:
The speed dating of TED talks:
http://www.ignitetalks.io/
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More time is less time
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 14, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XLVIII: The more time you spend talking about what you have been doing, the less time you have to spend doing what you have been talking about. Eventually, you spend more and more time talking about less and less until finally you spend all your time talking about nothing.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
How to read sheet music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3WuQxnA7Hg
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Covered with water
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 14, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XLVII: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
10 companies control your food:
http://www.businessinsider.com/10-companies-control-the-food-industry-2016-9/
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Saving a billion
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 12, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XLVI: A billion saved is a billion earned.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Tie two sticks together:
http://lifehacker.com/learn-the-basics-of-tying-wood-together-with-these-thre-1787219750
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Expected
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 11, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XLV: One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
City VR experience:
https://cityvr.com/
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21st century air flight
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 10, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XLIV: Aircraft flight in the 21st century will always be in a westerly direction, preferably supersonic, crossing time zones to provide the additional hours needed to fix the broken electronics.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Vegetarian Chinese take-out:
http://www.onegreenplanet.org/vegan-food/vegan-chinese-dishes/
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Working hardware
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 10, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XLIII: Hardware works best when it matters the least.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Literature infographics:
https://www.coursehero.com/infographics/
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Clown's open door
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 10, 2016,
In :
Humor
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
Website 4 the day:
Collaborative story telling:
http://ficly.com/
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Impossible systems
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 7, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XLII: Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Planet unknown:
https://vimeo.com/183577091
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More is less
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XLI: The more one produces, the less one gets.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Make 2D hand-drawn animations:
https://pencil2d.github.io/
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Start out slowly
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XL: Most projects start out slowly, and then sort of taper off.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Binaural beats generator:
https://sourceforge.net/projects/gnaural/
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Never promise
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 5, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XXXIX: Never promise to complete any project within six months of the end of the year, in either direction.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Mathematical algorithm system:
http://axiom-developer.org/
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Birds v. worms
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 4, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm...gets eaten.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Why cats do what they do:
http://www.vetstreet.com/our-pet-experts/is-my-cat-trying-to-annoy-me-5-strange-cat-behaviors-explained
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Worse than you expect
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 3, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XXXVII: Ninety percent of the time things will turn out worse than you expect. The other 10 percent of the time you had no right to expect so much.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Deep mind for better speech:
https://deepmind.com/blog/wavenet-generative-model-raw-audio/
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Eyeball to eyeball
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 3, 2016,
In :
Humor
Proposal thickness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 30, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XXXVI: The thickness of the proposal required to win a multimillion dollar contract is about one millimeter per million dollars. If all the proposals conforming to this standard were piled on top of each other at the bottom of the Grand Canyon it would probably be a good idea.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
DIY medicine:
https://fourthievesvinegar.org/
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Weak data
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 30, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XXXV: The weaker the data available upon which to base one's conclusion, the greater the precision which should be quoted in order to give the data authenticity.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Human perspective on self-driving cars:
http://moralmachine.mit.edu/
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Competitive selection
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 29, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XXXIV: The process of competitively selecting contractors to perform work is based on a system of rewards and penalties, all distributed randomly.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Organize health info:
https://carezone.com/home
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Rushing fools
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 28, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XXXIII: Fools rush in where incumbents fear to tread.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Downloadable and online graphics editor:
http://vectr.com/
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Problems into gold
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 27, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XXXII: Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
H20 (water) prank:
http://www.dhmo.org/
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Optimum committee size
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 26, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XXXI: The optimum committee has no members.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Summaries of the day's important news:
http://www.theskimm.com/?r=1baabd86.
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Skunks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 25, 2016,
In :
Humor
Skunks are very scent-imental!
Website 4 the day:
R2D2 translator:
http://www.r2d2translator.com/
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People asking questions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 23, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XXX: By the time the people asking the questions are ready for the answers, the people doing the work have lost track of the questions.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Wobulator:
http://webaudio.prototyping.bbc.co.uk/wobbulator/
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Executive longevity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 22, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XXIX: Executives who do not produce successful results hold on to their jobs only about five years. Those who produce effective results hang on about half a decade.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Animated text:
http://www.stilllife.studio/txtwav
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When it is better
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 22, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XXVIII: It is better to be the reorganizer than the reorganizee.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
E-coli evolves to tolerate antibiotics:
https://player.vimeo.com/video/180908160
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Not intimidating
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 21, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XXVII: Rank does not intimidate hardware. Neither does the lack of rank.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Check out people:
http://mentalfloss.com/article/68055/library-lets-you-check-out-people-instead-books
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Superimposed management layers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 21, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XXVI: If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on each other, it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Youtube science shows:
http://www.dailydot.com/parsec/best-youtube-science-shows/
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A schedule as a canvas
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 19, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XXV: A revised schedule is to business what a new season is to an athlete or a new canvas to an artist.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
DIgital photography course:
https://sites.google.com/site/marclevoylectures/schedule
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Lights out
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 17, 2016,
In :
Humor
The lights went out because they liked each other.
Website 4 the day:
Murphy's Law calculator:
http://andrew.triumf.ca/cgi-bin/murphy.html
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The most costly action
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 16, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XXIV: The only thing more costly than stretching the schedule of an established project is accelerating it, which is itself the most costly action known to man.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Convert videos and photos to works of art:
http://neuralstyler.com/
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Completed in 4/3rd the time
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 15, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XXIII: Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Sitemap creator:
http://simplesitemapcreator.matthewhipkin.co.uk/
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Market experts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 14, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XXII: If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Foreign travel info:
https://www.thebasetrip.com/
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Easy loans
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XXI: It's easy to get a loan unless you need it.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Old age without children:
http://twocents.lifehacker.com/how-to-prepare-for-old-age-when-you-don-t-have-kids-1785370803
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Congressional funding
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XX: In any given year, Congress will appropriate the amount of funding approved the prior year plus three-fourths of whatever change the administration requests, minus 4-percent tax.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Pet-friendly hotels:
http://www.pet-friendly-hotels.net/
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Products too costly
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 12, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XIX: Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving market in the sale of books on how to fix them.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Pet travel guide:
http://www.dogfriendly.com/
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Naked in the bathroom
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 11, 2016,
In :
Humor
When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
Website 4 the day:
Hotels that allow pets:
http://pets-allowed-hotels.com/
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Expensive unreliability
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XVIII: It is very expensive to achieve high unreliability. It is not uncommon to increase the cost of an item by a factor of ten for each factor of ten degradation accomplished.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Pet-friendly travel:
http://www.bringfido.com/
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Software and entropy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 8, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XVII: Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the Second Law of Thermodynamics; i.e., it always increases.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Old SF:
http://www.oldsf.org/#
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2054 aircraft
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 7, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
IoT search engine:
https://www.shodan.io
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Last 10 percent
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 7, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine'sAugstine's Law Number XV: The last 10 percent of performance generates one-third of the cost and two-thirds of the problems.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Hidden worlds of national parks:
https://artsandculture.withgoogle.com/en-us/
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No more plane crashes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 6, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Moving balls:
http://www.haneke.net/
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Highly successful businesses
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 5, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XIII: There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly paid executives. The policy is not to intermingle the two.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Website info:
http://builtwith.com/
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Cinderella off the team
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 4, 2016,
In :
Humor
Cinderella thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball.
Website 4 the day:
Hamster butts:
https://twitter.com/9GAG/status/767036031975694336
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Cost of bad products
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 2, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XII: It costs a lot to build bad products.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Hot glue hacks:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IahCw6plBhs
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Rotating Earth faster
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 1, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number XI: If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
See pages Google cached:
http://cachedview.com/
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Fight winners
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 31, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number X: Bulls do not win bullfights; people do. People do not win people fights; lawyers do.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Free USGS Quads:
http://www.natgeomaps.com/trail-maps/pdf-quads
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Acronyms and abbreviations
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 31, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound...Q.E.D.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Alzheimer's checklist:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3714806/Will-Alzheimer-s-Answer-questions-Checklist-shows-symptoms-disease-memory-loss.html
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Unsuccessful four years
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 30, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number VIII: The most unsuccessful four years in the education of a cost-estimator is fifth grade arithmetic.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Office workout:
http://darebee.com/workouts/office-workout.html
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Increasing overhead
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 29, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number VII: Decreased business base increases overhead. So does increased business base.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Free Microsoft Expression Design:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=36180
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Thrown off the team
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 28, 2016,
In :
Humor
Cinderella thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball.
Website 4 the day:
Catipedia:
https://www.catchow.com/catipedia/
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Hungry hunting dogs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 27, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Free sound clips:
http://soundbible.com/
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Producing participants
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 26, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number V: One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output. Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average output.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Speech accent archive:
http://accent.gmu.edu/
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Afford to advertise
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 25, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number IV: If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Google free fonts:
https://fonts.google.com/
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Lazy hunters
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 23, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Hack your Ikea:
http://www.ikeahackers.net/
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If today were half as good
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 23, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number II: If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Mars Rover Game:
http://mars.nasa.gov/gamee-rover/
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Making a silk purse
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 21, 2016,
In :
Humor
Augstine's Law Number I: The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine
Website 4 the day:
Taco Bell's vegie menu:
https://www.tacobell.com/feed/how-to-eat-veggie
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Horse relationships
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 21, 2016,
In :
Humor
Horses have stable relationships.
Website 4 the day:
How web designers trick us:
http://darkpatterns.org/
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Where not to stand
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 19, 2016,
In :
Humor
Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.
-- John Peer
Website 4 the day:
Self-treatment for choking:
http://www.resuscitationjournal.com/article/S0300-9572(16)00087-3/pdf
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Dresses to kill
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 18, 2016,
In :
Humor
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
-- Henny Youngman
Website 4 the day:
Mindfullness resources:
http://www.freemindfulness.org/download
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Discussions of great minds
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 18, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
Website 4 the day:
Google Forms how-to:
https://zapier.com/learn/google-sheets/how-to-use-google-forms/
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Live like a poor man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 16, 2016,
In :
Humor
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
-- Pablo Picasso
Website 4 the day:
SketchUp tutorial:
http://www.woodcraftmagazine.com/sketchups.php
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Wife wants to drive
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 16, 2016,
In :
Humor
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
-- Sam Levenson
Website 4 the day:
Interactive historical perspective of sleep:
http://healthysleep.med.harvard.edu/interactive/timeline
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Kissing advice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 15, 2016,
In :
Humor
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
-- Joey Adams
Website 4 the day:
3D animation and rendering:
https://www.daz3d.com/get_studio
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Everything stolen
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 13, 2016,
In :
Humor
Thieves stole everything in my house except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.
Website 4 the day:
Make a money shirt:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nv_J5JeIjI
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Doing great things
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 12, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Great things are done by a series of small things brought together.
-- Vincent Van Gogh
Website 4 the day:
HTML math symbols:
https://www.univie.ac.at/moe/formeln/index.html
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Mind vs. parachute
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 12, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
-- Frank Zappa
Website 4 the day:
Online OCR:
http://www.onlineocr.net/
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Wasted life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 11, 2016,
In :
Humor
Life is wasted on the living.
-- Douglas Adams
Website 4 the day:
Intelligent flash cards:
http://ankisrs.net/
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Sweet youth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 10, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Youth is counted sweetest by those who are no longer young.
-- John Green
Website 4 the day:
Commonly misspelled words:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling
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10% of life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 9, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.
-- Lou Holtz
Website 4 the day:
When to use "i.e.":
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/ie
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So ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 8, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Time is money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 8, 2016,
In :
Humor
What no billionaire will have
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 6, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
I have something no billionaire will ever have: enough.
-- Joseph Heller
Website 4 the day:
Easy video subtitles:
http://amara.org/en/
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Lawyers with a briefcase
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 5, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.
-- Mario Puzo
Website 4 the day:
Be more productive with the Eisenhower box:
http://jamesclear.com/eisenhower-box
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Eyesight problem
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 4, 2016,
In :
Humor
There is something wrong with my eyesight. I can't see going to work.
-- Teddy Bergeron
Website 4 the day:
Fairest way to share:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prh72BLNjIk
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Enough virtue
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 4, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Few men have enough virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington
Website 4 the day:
How to speak Ikea:
https://youtu.be/9LEak9ROQYA
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University definition
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 2, 2016,
In :
Humor
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
-- John Ciardi
Website 4 the day:
A billion degrees of separation:
www.bbc.com/future/story/20131218-absolute-zero-to-absolute-hot
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Atlanta was a void
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 31, 2016,
In :
Humor
In the beginning, Atlanta was a void without form. It still is.
-- Roy Blount, Jr.
Website 4 the day:
Find a companion:
http://petfinder.com
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A non-stop flight
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 30, 2016,
In :
Humor
I didn't take a non-stop flight on my vacation because I couldn't figure out how to get off the plane.
Website 4 the day:
Avoid airline fees:
http://twocents.lifehacker.com/how-to-get-around-most-airlines-hidden-fees-1782372680
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Change
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 30, 2016,
In :
Humor
People change and forget to tell each other.
-- Lillian Hellman
Website 4 the day:
Simple JavaScript charts:
http://gionkunz.github.io/chartist-js/
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A tangled weave
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Oh, what a tangled web we weave
When we think our children are naive.
-- Ogden Nash
Website 4 the day:
What does Google know about you?
https://myactivity.google.com/
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Viagra cost
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2016,
In :
Humor
The average cost of one Viagra pill is about $90, given the cost of the drinks and the room.
-- Argus Hamilton
Website 4 the day:
Methods of mathematical proof:
http://jwilson.coe.uga.edu/EMT668/EMAT6680.F99/Challen/proof/proof.html
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Eagles soar
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 27, 2016,
In :
Humor
The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.
-- John Benfield
Website 4 the day:
Uses for hydrogen peroxide:
http://sevennutrition.com/digital/11-little-known-uses-for-hydrogen-peroxide/
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Everyone an adult
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 26, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
I believe that everyone my age is an adult, while I am merely in disguise.
-- Margaret Atwood
Website 4 the day:
Public domain movies:
https://m.youtube.com/user/BestPDMovies
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Fish on a wall
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 25, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
You never see a fish on a wall with its mouth shut.
--
Sally Berger
Website 4 the day:
2016's best illusion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWfFco7K9v8
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Future energy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 23, 2016,
In :
Humor
Fusion is the energy of the future, and always will be.
Website 4 the day:
Music genres:
http://everynoise.com/engenremap.html
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The greatest thing since ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 22, 2016,
In :
Humor
It's the greatest thing since they reinvented unsliced bread.
-- William Keegan
Website 4 the day:
Make a programmable outlet:
http://www.mechtechlab.com/portlet/
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One's principles
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 22, 2016,
In :
Humor
If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody.
-- Agatha Christie
Website 4 the day:
Make a tiny FM transmitter:
http://makezine.com/projects/make-tiny-fm-transmitter-spying/
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Favorite gym machine
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 22, 2016,
In :
Humor
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine
.-- Caroline Rhea
Website 4 the day:
First aid and CPR training online:
http://www.firstaidforfree.com
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dddd
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 22, 2016,
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
-- Jay Leno
Website 4 the day:
Fonts in use:
http://fontsinuse.com/
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God and voting
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 21, 2016,
In :
Humor
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
-- Jay Leno
Website 4 the day:
Fonts in use:
http://fontsinuse.com/
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eBay down for hours
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 20, 2016,
In :
Humor
eBay was shut down for three hours, which led to a loss of $6 million worth of useless crap.
-- Colin Quinn
Website 4 the day:
Herb-drug interactions:
https://www.standardprocess.com/MediHerb-Document-Library/Catalog-Files/herb-drug-interaction-chart.pdf
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Items you lose
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 19, 2016,
In :
Humor
Any item you lose automatically doubles in value.
-- Mignon McLaughlin
Website 4 the day:
HTML cheat sheet:
http://lifehacker.com/get-a-jump-start-on-your-next-web-site-with-this-html-c-1782183641/
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911 calls in NYC
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 18, 2016,
In :
Humor
When you call 911 in New York City, the poerator says, "This better be good."
-- David Letterman
Website 4 the day:
E-mail reminders:
https://www.followupthen.com/
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Tomorrow
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 18, 2016,
In :
Humor
Tomorrow is the busiest day of the week.
Website 4 the day:
1980's TV:
http://my80stv.com/
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Keep an open mind
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 16, 2016,
In :
Humor
It pays to keep an open mind, but not so open your brains fall out.
-- Carl Sagan
Website 4 the day:
Use of "irony":
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/irony
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The general rule
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 15, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Insects are the general rule and everything else is a special case.
-- Paul Bystrak
Website 4 the day:
How to use "literally":
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally
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See me jogging
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 14, 2016,
In :
Humor
If you ever see me jogging, tell the bus driver that my arm is caught in the door.
-- Jeff Shaw
Website 4 the day:
When to use a semicolon :
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon
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Lousy dishes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 13, 2016,
In :
Humor
More lousy dishes are presented under the banner of pâté than any other.
-- Kingsley Amis
Website 4 the day:
When to use an apostrophe:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apostrophe
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Sex education in school
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 12, 2016,
In :
Humor
Sex education in school may be a good idea, but there should be no homework.
-- Bill Cosby
Website 4 the day:
Where major services are down:
http://downdetector.com/
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Transition in one generation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 12, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
In one generation we went from teaching Latin and Greek to remedial English.
-- Joseph Sobran
Website 4 the day:
Lock pick channel:
https://lock-lab.com
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A glass of water
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 10, 2016,
In :
Humor
After the waiter brought a glass of water, I commented on my rough day and asked for something harder. So he came back with a glass of ice.
Website 4 the day:
All of Key and Peele:
http://www.cc.com/shows/key-and-peele
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The key to happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 9, 2016,
In :
Humor
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
-- Joan Rivers
Website 4 the day:
Dr. Google will see you now:
http://www.theverge.com/2016/6/20/11978338/google-symptom-search-app-web-md-health-doctor
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Is nothing impossible?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 7, 2016,
In :
Humor
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
-- Winnie the Pooh
Website 4 the day:
Capture and edit screen video:
https://screentogif.codeplex.com/
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When you see ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 7, 2016,
In :
Humor
What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:Simple screen video capture:
http://blog.bahraniapps.com/gifcam/
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The best husband
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 5, 2016,
In :
Humor
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie
Website 4 the day:
Vegetarian starter guide:
http://tryveg.com/assets/pdf/vsg0501.pdf
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Pitter-patter of little feet
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 5, 2016,
In :
Humor
We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It’s cheaper, and you get more feet.
-- Rita Rudner
Website 4 the day:
California healthcare compare:
http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/health/california-health-cost-and-quality---consumer-reports/index.htm
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Necking
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 4, 2016,
In :
Humor
Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the day:
NRA contributions to your representatives:
http://whoismyvoice.com/
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Backwards rabbits
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 3, 2016,
In :
Humor
Rabbits walking backwards, all in a row, are a receding hare line.
Website 4 the day:
Klingon Wikipedia:
http://klingon.wikia.com/wiki/ghItlh%27a%27
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What I want for my children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 2, 2016,
In :
Humor
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
-- Phyllis Diller
Website 4 the day:
Our changing diet:
http://flowingdata.com/2016/05/17/the-changing-american-diet/
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Not overweight
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 1, 2016,
In :
Humor
I am not overweight. I'm nine inches too short.
-- Shelley Winters
Website 4 the day:
Veggie cooking cheat sheet:
http://sevennutrition.com/digital/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/veggie-cheat-sheet.jpg
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Dying fake plants
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 29, 2016,
In :
Humor
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Website 4 the day:
Combining typefaces:
https://typekit.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/combiningtypefaces.pdf
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Become a better person
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 29, 2016,
In :
Humor
My girlfriend wants me to become a better person so I can get a better girlfriend.
-- Anthony Jeselnik
Website 4 the day:
Amazon Echo in a browser: /
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/how-to-test-drive-the-amazon-echo-in-a-browser
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Nothing nice to say
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 28, 2016,
In :
Humor
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Website 4 the day:
Learn ethical hacking:
http://www.prophethacker.com/2016/05/websites-learn-ethical-hacking-2016.html
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Why we are here
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 26, 2016,
In :
Humor
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
-- W. H. Auden
Website 4 the day:
Coding with Chrome:
http://www.omgchrome.com/coding-chrome-google-ide-extension/
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Haunted house elevator
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 26, 2016,
In :
Humor
I installed an elevator in my haunted house to lift my spirits.
Website 4 the day:
Snowflake font:
https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/Faux-Snow-BRK
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Golf clubs, etc.
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 24, 2016,
In :
Humor
Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
-- Jack Benny
Website 4 the day:
Flower font:
https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/Kalocsai-Flowers
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Irony
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 24, 2016,
In :
Humor
Speaking of irony, there's a newspaper in Britain called the Sun.
-- Stewart Francis
Website 4 the day:
Happy font:
http://www.myfonts.com/fonts/fontry-west/jls-smiles/sampler/
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Humans and dogs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 23, 2016,
In :
Humor
Humans have all the qualities of dogs except loyalty.
-- W. C. Fields
Website 4 the day:
Sugary font:
http://www.bvfonts.com/fonts/details.php?id=4
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Hate music
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 21, 2016,
In :
Humor
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Jimmy Durante
Website 4 the day:
Stately font:
https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/stateface
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Measuring success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 20, 2016,
In :
Humor
One measure of success is the number of things written about you that aren't trhttps://www.futurelearn.com/ue.
-- Cybill Shepherd
Website 4 the day:
Rosette font:
http://www.fontspace.com/agasilva/rosette110621
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Only one fault
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 20, 2016,
In :
Humor
The play had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
-- James Thurber
Website 4 the day:
Splat font:
http://www.fontspace.com/24hourfonts/split-splat-splodge
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Line of rabbits
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 20, 2016,
In :
Humor
Rabbits walking backwards, all in a row, are a receding hare line.
Website 4 the day:
Free alternative to Microsoft Office:
http://www.freeoffice.com/en/
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Bridge club
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 17, 2016,
In :
Humor
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Universe expanding faster than expected:
http://hubblesite.org/newscenter/archive/releases/2016/17/text/
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Only young once
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 17, 2016,
In :
Humor
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
-- Germaine Greer
Website 4 the day:
Open IoT platform:
https://thingspeak.com/
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Only exercise
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 15, 2016,
In :
Humor
The only exercise I have time for is a run in my stockings.
-- Donna Gephart
Website 4 the day:
Burp web security testing tool:
https://portswigger.net/burp/
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Hemorrhoid sufferers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 14, 2016,
In :
Humor
Seven out of ten people suffer from hemorrhoids. Do the other three enjoy them?
-- Sal Davino
Website 4 the day:
Beginners guide to web sites:
http://lifehacker.com/5790955/how-to-make-a-web-site-the-complete-guide
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What schools are for
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 14, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
What are schools for if not for indoctrination against communism?
-- Richard Nixon
Website 4 the day:
Watching what you are saying:
http://news.mit.edu/2014/algorithm-recovers-speech-from-vibrations-0804
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If you do succeed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 13, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
If at first you do succeed, try something harder.
-- Ann Landers
Website 4 the day:
Talk to a stranger:
http://www.omegle.com/
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Kitchen ransacked
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 13, 2016,
In :
Humor
The ransacked kitchen was covered with cake, fruit, and custard. The police are a trifle concerned.
Website 4 the day:
Do it yourself AC:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/home/interior-projects/how-to/g2632/diy-air-conditioner/
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One who writes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 11, 2016,
In :
Humor
A writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.
-- Thomas Mann
Website 4 the day:
Google streetcam shots:
http://9-eyes.com/
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Lost rifle
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 10, 2016,
In :
Humor
When I was in the army, I lost my rifle and was charged $85. That's why in the navy the captain goes down in the ship.
-- Dick Gregory
Website 4 the day:
Have you been pwned?
https://haveibeenpwned.com/
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Mankind's measles
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 9, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Nationalism is the measles of mankind.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Pranking texts:
http://textastrophe.com/
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Root of most troubles
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 8, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Most of our troubles stem from our inability to sit quietly in a room.
-- Blaise Pascal
Website 4 the day:
Past photographs in the present:
http://dearphotograph.com/
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Be haunted
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 7, 2016,
In :
Humor
You don't have to be a house to be haunted.
-- Emily Dickinson
Website 4 the day:
Audio only website:
https://croaciaaudio.com
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Weed money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 5, 2016,
In :
Humor
Put your money in weeds. The price of weeds never goes down.
-- Wanda Sykes
Website 4 the day:
Free online courses:
https://www.futurelearn.com/
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Well dressed vs. scruffy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 4, 2016,
In :
Humor
The difference between a well dressed guy on a bicycle and a scruffy guy on a unicycle is a tire.
Website 4 the day:
How old do you look?
http://how-old.net/
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The best policy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 3, 2016,
In :
Humor
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
-- Steve Landesberg
Website 4 the day:
Bizarre cold war experiments:
http://allday.com/post/8545-these-are-the-most-bizarre-research-experiments-to-come-out-of-the-cold-war/
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Airplane prank
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 3, 2016,
In :
Humor
Next time you fly, squirt ketchup on each ear and then ask the flight attendant, "Is this supposed to happen?"
-- Brad Stine
Website 4 the day:
Install Chrome extensions into Opera:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/how-to-install-google-chrome-extensions-in-opera-browser/
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Animals and us separated
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 1, 2016,
In :
Humor
What separates us from all other animals is that we aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.
-- Jeff Stilson
Website 4 the day:
Vegie burgers:
http://www.onegreenplanet.org/vegan-food/vegetables-you-can-make-burgers-with/
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Television trouble
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 1, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
The trouble with television is that it takes your mind off your mind.
-- Robert Orben
Website 4 the day:
Top Google searches, by state:
http://blog.estately.com/2016/05/you-wont-believe-the-questions-each-state-googles-more-than-any-other-state/
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Plastic surgery
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 1, 2016,
In :
Humor
I was going to have plastic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
-- Rita Rudner
Website 4 the day:
How to remove a splinter:
https://www.aad.org/media/news-releases/how-to-remove-a-splinter
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Good listener
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 30, 2016,
In :
Humor
A good listener is thinking about something else.
-- Kin Hubbard
Website 4 the day:
Free HTML UI kit:
http://demos.creative-tim.com/material-kit/index.html
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Email complaints
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 30, 2016,
In :
Humor
Since my complaint email was full of profanities, it was only logical that I use cursive font.
Website 4 the day:
Death in space:
https://vimeo.com/138802207
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Travel to faraway places
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 27, 2016,
In :
Humor
People travel to faraway places to watch in fascination the kind of people they ignore at home.
-- Dagobert Runes
Website 4 the day:
Veracrypt vs Bitlocker:
http://lifehacker.com/windows-encryption-showdown-veracrypt-vs-bitlocker-1777855025
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Health conscious
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 25, 2016,
In :
Humor
I'm very health conscious. I'm in terrible shpe, but I'm aware of it.
-- Stevie Ray Fromstein
Website 4 the day:
Resume to Chat-Bot:
http://lifehacker.com/how-i-turned-my-resume-into-a-chat-bot-1775565350
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Sanity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 25, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Sanity is a cozy lie.
-- Susan Sontag
Website 4 the day:
Free artistic drawing tool:
https://krita.org
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Hair loss book
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 24, 2016,
In :
Humor
I bought a book on hair loss and the pages kept falling out.
-- Jay London
Website 4 the day:
Stuff in space:
http://stuffin.space/
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All that you want
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 23, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Everything you want is on the other side of fear.
-- Jack Canfield
Website 4 the day:
Recent earthquakes:
http://labs.gmt.io/quake/
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Nightly prayers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 23, 2016,
In :
Humor
A nun who said nightly prayers in the shower did so out of habit.
Website 4 the day:
Real-time wind and wave map:
https://www.windyty.com/
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Logo yourself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 20, 2016,
Useful mistakes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 19, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce
Website 4 the day:
The well hung hammock:
http://theultimatehang.com/hammock-hang-calculator/
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Many failures
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 18, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
-- Thomas Edison
Website 4 the day:
The NAD Fad:
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/guest-blog/beyond-resveratrol-the-anti-aging-nad-fad/
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You have failed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 17, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure.
-- Abraham Lincoln
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Website 4 the day:
The science of baking:
http://lifehacker.com/the-science-of-baking-in-one-graphic-1773384162
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Success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 17, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Success is not built on success. Not great success. Great success is built on failure, frustration, even catastrophe.
-- Sumner Redstone
Website 4 the day:
AI virtual assistant for your PC:
https://www.brainasoft.com/braina/
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Everything is hard
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 16, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Everything is hard before it is easy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Website 4 the day:
Java tutorials:
http://www.vogella.com/tutorials/java.html
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Hammer rentals
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 15, 2016,
In :
Humor
The price of renting a hammer was by the pound.
Website 4 the day:
What your cat is saying:
http://www.temptationslab.com/
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Restaurant signs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 13, 2016,
In :
Humor
In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say SORRY, WE'RE OPEN.
-- Roseanne Barr
Website 4 the day:
Cracking ransomware:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/will-petya-ransomware-crack-bring-back-files/
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Looking at reality
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 13, 2016,
In :
Humor
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
-- Garrison Keillor
Website 4 the day:
Wooden gear template generator:
https://woodgears.ca/gear_cutting/template.html
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What a hen is
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 13, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
A hen is an egg's way of making another egg.
-- Samuel Butler
Website 4 the day:
Involute spur gear designer:
http://geargenerator.com/
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Face a crisis
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 11, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out.
-- Anton Checkhov
Website 4 the day:
FFT tutorial:
http://www.themobilestudio.net/the-fourier-transform-part-1
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A virus!
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 10, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Humanity is a virus in shoes.
-- Bill Hicks
Website 4 the day:
Android programming tutorials:
http://www.vogella.com/tutorials/android.html
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Nobody ever listened
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 9, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Nobody ever listened to reason on an empty stomach.
-- Kin Hubbard
Website 4 the day:
Eclipse IDE tutorials:
http://www.vogella.com/tutorials/eclipseide.html
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Invisible cows
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 8, 2016,
In :
Humor
The invisible cows were herd but not seen.
Website 4 the day:
Reverse dictionary:
http://www.onelook.com/reverse-dictionary.shtml
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Who we truly are
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 7, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
We will act consistently with our view of who we truly are, whether that view is accurate or not.
-- Tony Robbins
Website 4 the day:
Open Library:
https://openlibrary.org/
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No failure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 6, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
There is no such thing as failure – there are only results.
-- Tony Robbins
Website 4 the day:
Invisible ink jet printer:
http://lifehacker.com/5788257/invisible-ink-printer-mod
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Do what you’ve always done
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 6, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
If you do what you’ve always done, you’ll get what you’ve always gotten.
-- Tony Robbins
Website 4 the day:
Hiding in an audio file:
http://lifehacker.com/5807289/how-to-hide-secret-messages-and-codes-in-audio-files
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Focus energy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 4, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Changes of true value
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 3, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
For changes to be of any true value, they've got to be lasting and consistent.
-- Tony Robbins
Website 4 the day:
Web development tutorials:
http://www.vogella.com/tutorials/web.html
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Your past and future
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 2, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Your past does not equal your future.
-- Tony Robbins
Website 4 the day:
Patent troll defeating robot:
http://allpriorart.com/about/
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Ban shredded cheese
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 1, 2016,
In :
Humor
Ban the sale of shredded cheese and make America grate again.
Website 4 the day:
Ready to use Linux OSs:
http://www.osboxes.org/
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One person to blame
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 30, 2016,
In :
Humor
Fear of loneliness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right.
-- Jules Renard
Website 4 the day:
Convert PDF to Word, etc.:
http://www.pdfmate.com/pdf-converter-free.html
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Nothing accomplished
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the day:
Build a better router:
http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2016/04/the-ars-guide-to-building-a-linux-router-from-scratch/
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Only quotations
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 27, 2016,
In :
Humor
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
-- Hesketh Pearson
Website 4 the day:
Make Obama say what you want:
http://talkobamato.me/
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Like driving in fog
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 27, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Writing is like driving at night in the fog. You can only see as far ahead as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.
-- E. L. Doctorow
Website 4 the day:
Wrong words made right:
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/words-that-were-invented-because-we-actually-just-got-t-1771890009
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Got to admit
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 25, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
You've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Get paid for your streaming video content:
http://www.unreel.me/
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Blindfolded at the shooting range
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 24, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
If you wear a blindfold at the shooting range, you won't know what you're missing.
Website 4 the day:
Programming co-pilot (or your pair-programming buddy):
https://kite.com/
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A lot of baseball
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 23, 2016,
In :
Humor
Strong craving
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 22, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing is as strong in human beings as the craving to believe in something that is obviously wrong.
-- Caryn Leschen
Website 4 the day:
DIY tips:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/home/how-to/g88/know-your-stuff-the-110-best-diy-tips-ever/
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Crime in Germany
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 21, 2016,
In :
Humor
There is so little crime in Germany, it that it's against the law.
-- Alex Levin
Website 4 the day:
WIndows XP tweaks:
https://web.archive.org/web/20140122022925/http://www.kellys-korner-xp.com/xp_tweaks.htm
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Retired Jersey
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 20, 2016,
In :
Humor
When I left high school, they retired my jersey, but it was for sanitary reasons.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Retirement calculator:
https://retirementplans.vanguard.com/VGApp/pe/pubeducation/calculators/RetirementIncomeCalc.jsf
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Merely a Canadian
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 19, 2016,
In :
Humor
A Canadian is merely an unarmed American with good health care.
- John Wing
Website 4 the day:
Shopbot of shopbots:
http://www.megashopbot.com/
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Into the world with nothing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 18, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
-- Henry Louis Mencken
Website 4 the day:
Free digital illustrator tool:
https://www.gravit.io/
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Defective radio inventory
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 17, 2016,
In :
Humor
The electronics store had a huge inventory of defective radios that would not play very loud. So they offered a volume discount.
Website 4 the day:
Limit your vocabulary:
http://xkcd.com/simplewriter/
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Truer than true
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 15, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.
-- Dr. Seuss
Website 4 the day:
Open source animation software:
http://www.toonzpremium.com/
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Can't count to ten
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 15, 2016,
In :
Humor
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
-- June Henderson
Website 4 the day:
Synthetic life:
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/mar/24/landmark-lab-creates-synthetic-cell-with-minimum-genes-needed-for-life-craig-ventner
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Money doesn't make you happy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 14, 2016,
In :
Humor
Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Website 4 the day:
Free image editor:
https://www.google.com/nikcollection/
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I am intelligent
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 14, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
-- Socrates
Website 4 the day:
You think you can multi-task?
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2009/07/19/technology/20090719-driving-game.html
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Life's purpose
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 12, 2016,
In :
Humor
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
-- David Letterman
Website 4 the day:
Glue tips:
http://makezine.com/2016/03/25/dont-glue-anything-without-handy-reference-chart/
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Think of the past
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 11, 2016,
In :
Humor
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
-- Steven Alexander Wright
Website 4 the day:
People called bad names:
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160325-the-names-that-break-computer-systems
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The cheese diet
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 11, 2016,
In :
Humor
I'm on the cheese diet because I need to cheddar few pounds
Website 4 the day:
Internet vulnerability tests:
https://www.grc.com/shieldsup
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Like life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 9, 2016,
In :
Humor
I like life. It's something to do.
-- Ronnie Shakes
Website 4 the day:
Eat bugs:
http://viewpure.com/GjSIvCTe8Qo
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Dreaming permits
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 8, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
-- William Charles Dement
Website 4 the day:
Draw something:
http://weavesilk.com/
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Parents' web weaving
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 6, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
-- Ogden Nash
Website 4 the day:
Secure e-mail:
https://protonmail.com/
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Sometimes you succeed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 6, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
-- Robert Kiyosaki
Website 4 the day:
Mood Gifs:
https://buffer.com/gifs-for-social-media
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Success in life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 5, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Old food:
http://www.businessinsider.com/what-foods-looked-like-before-genetic-modification-2016-1
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Look to the future
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 4, 2016,
In :
Humor
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
-- George Burns
Website 4 the day:
Malware museum:
https://archive.org/details/malwaremuseum
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Sickly con artist
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 4, 2016,
In :
Humor
The sickly con artist was found to be lying on his deathbed.
Website 4 the day:
Weird patent coloring book:
https://archivesaotus.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/patentscoloringbook.pdf
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Coffee causing eye pain
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 2, 2016,
In :
Humor
If your eyes hurt after drinking coffee, try drinking it without the spoon in the cup.
-- Norm Crosby
Website 4 the day:
Learn music theory:
https://soundfly.com/courses/theory-for-producers-the-black-keys
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Astrological errors
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 1, 2016,
In :
Humor
The margin of error in astrology is plus or minus 100 percent.
-- Calvin Trillin
Website 4 the day:
Animated Gif from Youtube:
https://gifs.com/
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Satisfaction of being shot
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2016,
In :
Humor
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
-- F. J. Raymond
Website 4 the day:
Sunrise, sunset:
http://www.suncalc.org/
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Can't plead guilty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 30, 2016,
In :
Humor
Your Honor, I can't plead guilty or non guilty because I haven't yet heard the evidence.
-- Jonathan S. Benton
Website 4 the day:
How ETFs work:
http://www.bloomberg.com/features/2016-etf-files/toy/
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Jogger's yearning
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 29, 2016,
In :
Humor
Inside every jogger is a potato yearning for a couch.
-- Robert Fredericks
Website 4 the day:
VPN comparison chart:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FJTvWT5RHFSYuEoFVpAeQjuQPU4BVzbOigT0xebxTOw/edit#gid=0
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No one complains
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 29, 2016,
In :
Humor
Just because no one complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
-- Benny Hill
Website 4 the day:
Early Jazz legends:
https://archive.org/details/davidwnivenjazz
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Elevator phobia
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 27, 2016,
In :
Humor
Being afraid of elevators, I take steps to avoid them.
Website 4 the day:
Incredible Star Wars fan movie:
http://viewpure.com/Djo_91jN3Pk
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Left Alabama
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 25, 2016,
In :
Humor
I was born in Alabama, but I left after one month because I had already done all there was to do.
-- Paula Poundstone
Website 4 the day:
Marble music:
http://viewpure.com/IvUU8joBb1Q
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Men destroyed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 25, 2016,
In :
Humor
Fast food has destroyed more men than fast women.
-- Jim Murray
Website 4 the day:
Internet vulnerability tests: https://www.grc.com/shieldsup
Old food:
http://www.businessinsider.com/what-foods-looked-like-before-genetic-modification-2016-1
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Talking cats
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 24, 2016,
In :
Humor
Anything for a good body
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 23, 2016,
In :
Humor
I'll do anything for a good body except diet and exercise.
-- Steve Martin
Website 4 the day:
Truth or fiction?
https://www.truthorfiction.com
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Catch of the day
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 22, 2016,
In :
Humor
In some restaurants, the catch of the day is the waiter.
-- Phyllis Diller
Website 4 the day:
Clothing symbol decoder:
http://www.textileaffairs.com/docs/lguide.pdf
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Full of misery
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 21, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering -- and it's all over much too soon.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
Make a clock:
http://viewpure.com/B8Y146v8HxE
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King George's thought
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 20, 2016,
In :
Humor
King George thought that the American colonists were revolting.
Website 4 the day:
Insults through e-mail:
http://reginald.io/
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Lucky rabbit's foot
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 18, 2016,
In :
Humor
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you wish, but remember that it didn't work for the rabbit.
-- R. E. Shay
Website 4 the day:
Weather small talk:
http://graphics.wsj.com/weather-small-talk/
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What people want
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 18, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
If i had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.
-- Henry Ford
Website 4 the day:
Malware museum:
https://archive.org/details/malwaremuseum
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Fond of pigs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 17, 2016,
In :
Humor
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-- Winston Churchill
Website 4 the day:
SED one liners:
http://www.pement.org/sed/sed1line.txt
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Truly a bargain
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 16, 2016,
In :
Humor
I know this dress was a bargain because I overheard the clerk in the store say that I got it for a ridiculous figure.
-- Minnie Pearl
Website 4 the day:
Free vector icons and fonts:
http://uxrepo.com/
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Soon we all will have
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 15, 2016,
In :
Humor
Because of web pages, everyone on earth will soon have fifteen megabytes of fame.
-- M. G. Siriam
Website 4 the day:
Interactive math and science simulations:
https://phet.colorado.edu/
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Man's worst enemy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 14, 2016,
In :
Humor
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
-- Frank Sinatra
Website 4 the day:
Redo photos in famous art style:
http://www.deepart.io/
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Restaurant on the moon
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 13, 2016,
In :
Humor
The restaurant on the moon had great food, but no atmosphere.
Website 4 the day:
Weird patent coloring book:
https://archivesaotus.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/patentscoloringbook.pdf
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Biblical times and today
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 13, 2016,
In :
Humor
My people wandered in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times men would not stop to ask for directions.
-- Elayne Boosler
Website 4 the day:
Send telemarketer to a robot:
http://jollyrogertelephone.com/how-to-send-your-telemarketers-to-this-robot/
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The disease of youth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 11, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Youth is a disease that must be borne patiently. Time will cure it.
-- R. H. Benson
Website 4 the day:
Free eBay sniping service:
http://www.gixen.com/index.php
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Becoming nearsighted
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 10, 2016,
In :
Humor
Since I have become nearsighted, I can't see dust of squalor and conceive of myself as living in splendor.
-- Alice James
Website 4 the day:
Install Linux Mint on your PC:
http://www.zdnet.com/article/how-to-install-linux-mint-on-your-windows-pc/
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The world is turning
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 9, 2016,
In :
Humor
As long as the world is turning, we're going to be dizzy and make mistakes.
-- Mel Brooks
Website 4 the day:
Society of the Mind course:
http://ocw.mit.edu/6-868JF11
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Men are frauds
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 8, 2016,
In :
Humor
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
-- H. L. Mencken
Website 4 the day:
On-demand roadside assitance:
http://urgent.ly/
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Thin person inside
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 8, 2016,
In :
Humor
Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.
-- Bob Thaves
Website 4 the day:
Smart phone wallpapers:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Android/comments/41bje7/high_quality_vertical_wallpapers_vol_2_amoled/
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Great power
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 6, 2016,
In :
Humor
With great power comes great electricity bills.
Website 4 the day:
Simpsons screen caps:
https://frinkiac.com/
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Priceless politicians
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 4, 2016,
In :
Humor
A statesman is a politician whose price is unknown.
-- Robert Brenneman
Website 4 the day:
1960's adult coloring books:
https://newrepublic.com/article/126580/radical-history-1960s-adult-coloring-books
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Disguised opportunities
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 4, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-- Ann Landers
Website 4 the day:
Left on the moon:
http://viewpure.com/2mgqMAa6LNI
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3,000 baseball hits
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 4, 2016,
In :
Humor
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf.
-- Hank Aaron
Website 4 the day:
House painting help:
http://www.housepaintingguide.org/
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A city boy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 2, 2016,
In :
Humor
I'm a city boy. When I hunt, it's for a parking place, when I fish, it's for compliments.
-- Jon Carroll
Website 4 the day:
Health answers:
http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/
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What is a horse?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 2, 2016,
In :
Humor
A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.
-- Ian Fleming
Website 4 the day:
How to land a plane:
http://viewpure.com/7a2n97rm0Gs
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Publicity poison
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Publicity is like poison. It only hurts you if you swallow it.
-- Sam Rutigliano
Website 4 the day:
Simple scratchpad:
https://fromscratch.rocks/
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Cursing calendars
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 29, 2016,
In :
Humor
After Tuesday, all calendars go W T F.
Website 4 the day:
NASA's travel posters:
http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/visions-of-the-future/
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Planting what?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 27, 2016,
In :
Humor
What are they planting to grow seedless watermelons?
-- Jerry Seinfeld
Website 4 the day:
Real-time astronomy:
http://www.rtgui.com/
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A priest went to Lourdes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 26, 2016,
In :
Humor
Consider the case of Father La Tour, a priest who went to Lourdes for his asthma and died of a heart attack.
-- Charles Bragg
Website 4 the day:
Animated knot tying guide:
http://www.animatedknots.com/knotlist.php
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You're old when
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 25, 2016,
In :
Humor
You know you're old when somebody compliments you on your alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
-- Phyllis Diller
Website 4 the day:
Frequency and volume of familiar sounds:
http://www.archildrens.org/documents/services/audiology/familiarsoundsaudiogram.pdf
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A tennis ball
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 24, 2016,
In :
Humor
A tennis ball is worse than a tennis elbow.
-- John Burkhart
Website 4 the day:
Size up your business:
https://www.sizeup.com/
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Smokers laid end-to-end
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 22, 2016,
In :
Humor
If you laid all the smokers end to end around the world, 67 percent of them would drown.
-- Steve Altman
Website 4 the day:
Small business tools:
https://www.sba.gov/tools/
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What's bad for you
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 22, 2016,
Red meat is not bad for you. What's bad for you is blue-green meat.
-- Tommy Smothers
Website 4 the day:
Buy a business:
http://bizquest.com/
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A dedicated life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 21, 2016,
In :
Humor
The biologist dedicated her life to studying sponges because she found them so absorbing.
Website 4 the day:
Top 10 lists:Top 10 lists:
http://www.toptenz.net/
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Buried in Chicago
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 20, 2016,
In :
Humor
I want to be buried in Chicago so I can stay active in politics.
-- Mark Russell
Website 4 the day:
Cruise the web of yesteryear:
http://oldweb.today/
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Most important tool
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 19, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
The most important scientific tool is the eraser.
-- Luna B. Leopold
Website 4 the day:
Express your feelings:
http://lifehacker.com/find-the-perfect-word-for-your-feelings-with-this-vocab-1653013241
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Economic forecasters
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 18, 2016,
In :
Humor
Economic forecasters exist to make astrologers look good.
-- Robert B. Reich
Website 4 the day:
Amazingly real drawings:
http://viewpure.com/ohaMAB7AlTY
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Solving problems
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 17, 2016,
In :
Humor
Engineers like to solve problems. If there aren't any, they will create some.
-- Scott Adams
Website 4 the day:
Netflix category searches:
http://netflixcodes.me/
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Why I quit coaching
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 17, 2016,
In :
Humor
I quit coaching because of illness and fatigue. The fans were sick and tired of me.
-- John Ralston
Website 4 the day:
Shakespeare original and modern English:
http://nfs.sparknotes.com/
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Fishing is boring until
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 15, 2016,
In :
Humor
Fishing is boring until you catch a fish, when it becomes disgusting.
-- Dave Barry
Website 4 the day:
Find available names:
https://namechk.com/
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Printer music
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 14, 2016,
In :
Humor
I heard music coming from my printer and knew that the paper was jamming.
Website 4 the day:
Shrink what bothers you and relax:
http://www.pixelthoughts.co/
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The city that never sleeps
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 13, 2016,
In :
Humor
New York is the city that never sleeps, which is why it looks like hell in the morning.
-- Bill Maher
Website 4 the day:
Check files for malware:
https://www.virustotal.com/
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Interesting travel
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2016,
In :
Humor
The only aspect of travels that is interesting to others is disaster. -- Martha Gellman Website 4 the day:Create a resume:
http://ineedaresu.me/#/
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Playing first chair
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 11, 2016,
In :
Humor
I played first chair in the high school band until they gave me an instrument.
-- George R. Hext
Website 4 the day:
Android on any PC:
http://www.jide.com/en/remixos-for-pc
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A high price
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 10, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
-- Tom Stoppard
Website 4 the day:
WWII psychological warfare:
http://wackulus.com/psychological_warfare_wwii/
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Ask a woman
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 9, 2016,
In :
Humor
Only a doctor can ask a woman to undress and then send a bill to her husband.
-- Jackie Mason
Website 4 the day:
Intro to CS with Java:
http://chortle.ccsu.edu/java5/
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Cooking with wine
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 8, 2016,
In :
Humor
I cook with wine. Sometimes I add it to the food.
-- Robert Morley
Website 4 the day:
Words named after people:
http://viewpure.com/0FChlYp5MDo
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Lawyer thrown from saloon
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 7, 2016,
In :
Humor
Did you hear about the lawyer who was thrown out of a saloon? He was disbarred.
Website 4 the day:
Google Maps view of the largest model railroad:
http://www.google.com/maps/about/behind-the-scenes/streetview/treks/miniatur-wunderland/
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The cow
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 6, 2016,
In :
Humor
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk.
-- Obden Nash
Website 4 the day:
Social intro cards:
http://gizmodo.com/young-people-used-these-absurd-little-cards-to-get-laid-1751387386
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Painting to save
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 6, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Which painting would I save if there was a fire at the National Gallery? The one nearest the door.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the day:
Inventors killed by their inventions:
http://viewpure.com/LpbEFuxGrh4
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Ear doctor's solution
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 4, 2016,
In :
Humor
A friend of mine went to a doctor for a ringing in his ear. The doctor gave him an unlisted ear.
-- Charlie Callas
Website 4 the day:
Free Yoga videos:
https://www.doyogawithme.com/
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Giving food
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 3, 2016,
In :
Humor
Food gives meaning to dining-room furniture.
-- Fran Lebowitz
Website 4 the day:
VR glasses make cancers glow:
http://viewpure.com/2UVxqMMgv1w
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Mealtime choice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 3, 2016,
In :
Humor
At mealtime, my mother gave the family a choice: take it or leave it.
-- Robert Orben
Website 4 the day:
NASA's plan for Mars:
http://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/atoms/files/journey-to-mars-next-steps-20151008_508.pdf
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Sleeping good people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2016,
In :
Humor
Good people sleep better than bad people, but bad people enjoy being awake more.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
NYC's public domain collection:
http://www.nypl.org/research/collections/digital-collections/public-domain
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A big man crying
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 1, 2016,
In :
Humor
It takes a big man to cry, and an even bigger one to laugh at him.
-- Jack Handey
Website 4 the day:
Video editor:
https://www.youtube.com/editor
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Very cold
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 31, 2016,
In :
Humor
I was cold, so I stood in the corner because it was about 90 degrees.
Website 4 the day:
540,000 free images:
https://pixabay.com/
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Old books just out
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 30, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
The oldest books are just out to those who haven't read them.
-- Samuel Butler
Website 4 the day:
Electronic music:
http://www.di.fm/
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Do to a politician
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
The worst thing you can do to politicians is quote them verbatim.
-- Andy Logan
Website 4 the day:
Simple magnet car:
http://www.kjmagnetics.com/blog.asp?p=AA-motor
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Meet a writer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 28, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Wanting to meet a writer because you like his work is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pâté.
-- Margaret Atwood
Website 4 the day:
You can draw:
http://viewpure.com/7TXEZ4tP06c
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2 competing theories
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 27, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
When choosing between two competing theories, pick the one that doesn't involve a magic spell.
-- Emo Philips
Website 4 the day:
Database manager:
http://adminer.org
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In their pockets
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 26, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Those who have money have in their pockets those who have none.
-- Leo Tolstoy
Website 4 the day:
Computer tutorials:
http://thinktutorial.com/
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Reject, ignore, fear, and avoid
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 25, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion, and avoid the people, you might as well stay home.
-- James Michener
Website 4 the day:
Word cloud generator:
http://www.tagxedo.com/
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Fired my masseuse
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 24, 2016,
In :
Humor
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way
Website 4 the day:
Are the ruthless more successful?
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160103-do-ruthless-people-really-get-ahead
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Hard argument
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 23, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
-- Josh Billings
Website 4 the day:
Don't look dumb:
http://www.businessinsider.com/common-behaviors-that-make-you-look-dumb-2015-12
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Fiction is life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 22, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.
-- Clive James
Website 4 the day:
Poster generator:
http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/
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Commitment
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 21, 2016,
In :
Humor
Marriage requires commitment. So does insanity.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the day:
Quote to image:
https://behappy.me/generator
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Key to happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 20, 2016,
In :
Humor
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
-- Joan Rivers
Website 4 the day:Spell/Style/Grammer Checker:
http://afterthedeadline.com
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A dream man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 19, 2016,
In :
Humor
The man who waits for the woman to make the first move is the man of his dreams.
-- Leo Roberts
Website 4 the day:
Compare web fonts:
https://www.typetester.org/
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IQ boasting
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 18, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
People who boast about their IQ are losers.
-- Stephen Hawking
Website 4 the day:
Encrypted mail on Chrome:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/search/mailevelope
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Leopard's spots
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 18, 2016,
In :
Humor
How can a leopard change his spots? By moving.
Website 4 the day:
Screen recorder:
http://www.maartenbaert.be/simplescreenrecorder/
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The inhumanity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 16, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
The inhumanity of the computer is that it is completely honest.
-- Isaac Asimov
Website 4 the day:
1+2+3+4+5+.. =- 1/12:
http://viewpure.com/w-I6XTVZXww
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Ability of success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 15, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Success is the ability to rise above principle.
-- Gerald Barzan
Website 4 the day:
Free music archive:
http://freemusicarchive.org/
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Lipstick importance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 13, 2016,
In :
Humor
The important thing about lipstick is to accept God's word on where your lips end.
-- Jerry Seinfeld
Website 4 the day:
Curiosity makes you smarter:
https://curiosity.com/
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Time to have a heart attack
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 13, 2016,
In :
Humor
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
-- Demetri Martin
Website 4 the day:
Mindfulness exercises:
http://lifehacker.com/7-cups-puts-trained-listeners-and-mindfulness-exercises-1748789071
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Stop trying to be happy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 12, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
If only we'd stop trying to be happy, we could have a pretty good time.
-- Edith Wharton
Website 4 the day:
Create HTML image maps:
https://www.image-maps.com/
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IQ boasting
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 11, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
People who boast about their IQ are losers.
-- Stephen Haw
Website 4 the day:
Encrypted mail on Chrome:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/search/mailevelope
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Leopard changing spots
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 11, 2016,
In :
Humor
How can a leopard change his spots? By moving.
Website 4 the day:
Screen recorder:
http://www.maartenbaert.be/simplescreenrecorder/
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Willingly pay the price
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Guilt is the price we willingly pay for doing what we are going to do anyway.
-- Isabelle Holland
Website 4 the day:
Dynamic mathematics:
http://www.geogebra.org/cms/
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Psychic wanted
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 8, 2016,
In :
Humor
Advertisement: "Psychic Wanted -- qualified person will know where to apply"
-- Jay Trachman
Website 4 the day:
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If God wanted
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 7, 2016,
In :
Humor
If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us tickets.
-- Mel Brooks
Website 4 the day:
Gain control of your home:
http://www.flylady.net/
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Acting is hell
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 6, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Acting is hell. You spend all your time trying to do what they put people in asylums for.
-- Jane Fonda
Website 4 the day:
Fast pickles:
http://www.cooksillustrated.com/guides/holiday-2015/diy-gifts/160-how-to-make-quick-homemade-pickles
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Don't like coffee
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 4, 2016,
In :
Humor
I don't like coffee, but neither do I like it when I fall asleep and my head hits the desk.
-- Brian Andreas
Website 4 the day:
Send any video to Chromecast or Apple TV from your Windows or Mac computer:
http://airflowapp.com/
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Where the sun went
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 3, 2016,
In :
Humor
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. Website 4 the day:Build your own Chicago:
http://www.buildyourownchicago.com/free.html
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Times of joy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 3, 2016,
In :
Humor
In times of joy, we all wish we had a tail we could wag.
-- W. H. Auden
Website 4 the day:
Rhythm method:
http://html909.com/
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Nauseous babies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 3, 2016,
In :
Humor
Babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt.
-- Jeff Foxworthy
Website 4 the day:
New York Tenement life in the late 1800;s:
https://archive.org/details/howotherhalfliv00riisgoog
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Life without technology
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 1, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Even if smog were a threat to human life, we must remember that life in nature, without technology, is wholesale death.
-- Ayn Rand
Website 4 the day:
Are you being tracked?
https://panopticlick.eff.org/
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Happy marriage
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 31, 2015,
In :
Humor
I had five years of happy marriage, which is not bad out of fifteen.
-- Bob Thomas
Website 4 the day:
How memorable is your image?
http://memorability.csail.mit.edu/demo.html
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Don’t build your dream
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 30, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
If you don’t build your dream, someone will hire you to help build theirs.
-- Tony Gaskin
Website 4 the day:
Vectorize raster images:
http://www.autotracer.org/
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No metaphorical shortage
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 29, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.
-- Stephen Colbert
Website 4 the day:
Dudeists of the world unite:
http://dudeism.com/
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Nature abhors a vacuum
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 27, 2015,
In :
Humor
Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does.
-- Nelson A. Crawford
Website 4 the day:
Pocket privacy:
https://whispersystems.org/
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Eating clocks and watches
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 27, 2015,
In :
Humor
I had to stop eating clocks and watches. It was too time consuming.
Website 4 the day:
Math Swiss Army knife:
https://www-fourier.ujf-grenoble.fr/~parisse/giac.html
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Camping and nature
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 26, 2015,
In :
Humor
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
-- Dave Barry
Website 4 the day:
Youtube trending videos:
https://www.youtube.com/feed/trending
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Hold a cat by the tail
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 26, 2015,
In :
Humor
If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Today I Found Out:
https://www.youtube.com/user/TodayIFoundOut/featured
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Looking for knowledge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 24, 2015,
In :
Humor
Wikipedia is the first place I go when I’m looking for knowledge. . . or when I want to create some.
-- Stephen Colbert
Website 4 the day:
Watch YouTube videos faster:
http://viewpure.com/0xe4D_T_WN0
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The first place
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 24, 2015,
In :
Humor
Wikipedia is the first place I go when I’m looking for knowledge. . . or when I want to create some.
-- Stephen Colbert
Website 4 the day:
Watch YouTube videos faster:
http://viewpure.com/0xe4D_T_WN0
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On a diet
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 23, 2015,
In :
Humor
I was on a diet for fourteen days. I lost exactly two weeks.
-- Sam Levenson
Website 4 the day:
Home repair costs:
http://www.homeadvisor.com/cost/report/
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Get your message across
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 22, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
If you want to get your message across, shut up.
-- Dr. Mardy Grothe
Website 4 the day:
Basic HTML/CSS:
http://www.dontfeartheinternet.com/
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250 million years ago
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 22, 2015,
In :
Humor
The Himalayan sea salt we just got says it was created 250 million years ago. Label says the expiration date is 2016. Guess they dug it up just in time!
-- Jeff Dunham
Website 4 the day:
Chromebook on your old laptop:Chromebook on your old laptop:
http://www.neverware.com/free#freeintro
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My doctor's waiting room
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 20, 2015,
In :
Humor
After hours in my doctor's waiting room, I realized why we are called patients.
Website 4 the day:
Find cheaper airfares:
https://tripdelta.com/en
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Husbands not shot
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 19, 2015,
In :
Humor
Police records show that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
-- Earl Wilson
Website 4 the day:
Manipulate people:
http://www.businessinsider.com/psychological-tricks-to-influence-people-2015-11
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Tarot poker
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 18, 2015,
In :
Humor
Last night I played poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Bull generator:
http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/
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Half fares
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 17, 2015,
In :
Humor
When are the airlines going to offer half fares to Pago, Bora, Baden, and Walla?
-- Bob Holmes
Website 4 the day:
Old time radio shows:
http://www.oldradioworld.com/
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Die horribly on television
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 16, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
-- Kurt Vonnegut
Website 4 the day:
Organize free online courses:
https://www.coursebuffet.com/
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The living are dead
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 15, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
The living are the dead on vacation.
-- Maurice de Maeterlinck
Website 4 the day:
No login video chats:
https://appear.in/
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Care about the rest of the world
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 13, 2015,
In :
Humor
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.
-- Stephen Colbert
Website 4 the day:
Chopra wisdom?
http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/
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Beavers' money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 12, 2015,
In :
Humor
Where do beavers keep their money? In a riverbank.
Website 4 the day:
Spurious correlations:
http://tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations
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68 % water
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 12, 2015,
In :
Humor
We are 68 percent water. Tha's how close to drowning we are.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Museum of modern betas:
http://momb.socio-kybernetics.net/
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Halls of justice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 11, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
In halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce
Website 4 the day:
Founders' careers:
https://fleximize.com/careers-of-the-founders/
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Don't care what's on TV
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 10, 2015,
In :
Humor
Men don't care what's on television. They only care about what else is on television.
-- Jerry Seinfield
Website 4 the day:
Think visually:
http://wisemapping.com/
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Reincarnation anxiety
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2015,
In :
Humor
I suffer from reincarnation anxiety. I'm afraid I'll come back as myself.
-- Richard Lewis
Website 4 the day:
Interactive timelines:
http://histography.io/
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1812 winner
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 8, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
The only winner in the war of 1812 was Tchaiskovsky.
-- Solomom on Short
Website 4 the day:
Be a Google Guide:
http://google-latlong.blogspot.co.uk/2015/11/get-your-favorite-places-on-map-with_13.html
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Advantage of inaccuracy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 6, 2015,
In :
Humor
A lack of accuracy can be an advantage if you're hurling yourself on your sword.
-- Chet Hurley
Website 4 the day:
Collaborate:
https://sketchboard.io/
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Don't feed the animals
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 6, 2015,
In :
Humor
Toy store sign: "Don't feed the animals. They are already stuffed."
Website 4 the day:
Paramount movies on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzMVH2jEyEwXPBvyht8xQNw/playlists
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Never a mistake
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 4, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
The man who never makes a mistake gets tired of doing nothing.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Sublime text editor:
http://www.sublimetext.com/3
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An interesting life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 4, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
All you have to do to have an interesting life to to be a damned fool.
-- Sau Bellow
Website 4 the day:
Free professional ringtones:
http://theinteractivist.com/free-ringtones-iringpro/
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Above-ground dead
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 3, 2015,
In :
Humor
In my home state of Louisiana, we bury the dead above-ground so that we can get them to the polls quicker.
-- Lesley Stahl
Website 4 the day:
NASA ringtones:
http://www.nasa.gov/connect/sounds/index.html
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One-handed economist
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 3, 2015,
In :
Humor
Give me a one-handed economist. All of my economists say, "On the other hand ..."
-- Harry S. Truman
Website 4 the day:
Fast start Windows 10:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/improve-windows-10-startup-time/
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My family tree
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 1, 2015,
In :
Humor
I examined my family tree and discovered that I was the sap.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Screenwriter assist:
https://storywriter.amazon.com/
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Intelligent life exists
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 30, 2015,
In :
Humor
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
-- Bill Waterson
Website 4 the day:
Are you missing any money?
http://naupa.org/
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Communism dropout
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 30, 2015,
In :
Humor
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
Website 4 the day:
Collect image feedback:
http://www.useapollo.com/
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Simply monologues
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 28, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness.
-- Oscar Levant
Website 4 the day:
750 words a day:
http://750words.com/
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God commanded Abraham
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 27, 2015,
In :
Humor
When God commanded Abraham to circumcise himself, Abraham said, "Why not? It's no skin off my nose."
-- Red Buttons
Website 4 the day:
Real-time location sharing:
http://www.glympse.com/
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Careful influencing a child
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 26, 2015,
In :
Humor
In order to influence a child, be careful not to be that child's parent.
-- Don Marquis
Website 4 the day:
Emotion recognition by Microsoft:
https://www.projectoxford.ai/demo/Emotion#detection
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Your theory is crazy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 25, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct.
-- Niels Bohr
Website 4 the day:
Free mobile faxing:
http://www.faxburner.com/
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Peekaboo blouse
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 24, 2015,
In :
Humor
I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek, then they'd boo.
-- Phyllis Diller
Website 4 the day:
Light-weight browser:
http://midori-browser.org/download/
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Wedding disparity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 22, 2015,
In :
Humor
At weddings, one family is always better than the other.
-- Jeff Foxworthy
Website 4 the day:
Help cure cancer:
http://www.vodafone.com.au/aboutvodafone/vodafoneaustraliafoundation/dreamlab
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Man v. dog
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 22, 2015,
In :
Humor
What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog? The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.
Website 4 the day:
Download accelerator:
http://www.eagleget.com/
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What doesn't go away
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 20, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Reality is what doesn't go away when you stop believing in it.
-- Philip K. Dick
Website 4 the day:
Free decision lists/polls:
http://www.upvoter.co/
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Good at tennis
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 20, 2015,
In :
Humor
No mater how good you get at tennis, you'll never be as good as a wall.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Century old Antarctic negatives found:
http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/28/world/antarctic-historic-photos/
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Change direction soon
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 19, 2015,
In :
Humor
If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.
-- Professor Irwin Corey
Website 4 the day:
Learn a language in 3 months:
http://www.fluentin3months.com/start-here/
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I fish
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 18, 2015,
In :
Humor
I fish, therefore I lie.
-- Tom Clark
Website 4 the day:
Work from home excuses:
http://wfh.ninja/
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Father hated radio
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 17, 2015,
In :
Humor
My father hated radio and couldn't wait for television to be invented so he could hate that, too.
-- Peter De Vries
Website 4 the day:
OS updates prank:
http://fakeupdate.net/
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Listen to my body
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 16, 2015,
In :
Humor
I was told to listen to my body when jogging. My body said, "What are you doing? Are you crazy? Sit down!"
-- Chet Hurley
Website 4 the day:
Hotel (un)safes:
http://viewpure.com/sg-Ib5Echns
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Blew up
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 14, 2015,
In :
Humor
My chemistry set blew up, I guess oxidants happen.
Website 4 the day:
World history since 3000 BC:
http://geacron.com/home-en/
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Best-kept medical secrets
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 14, 2015,
In :
Humor
One of the best-kept medical secrets is that everything gives mice cancer.
-- Marving Kitman
Website 4 the day:
Hoover Dam in photos:
Online PDF tools: http://smallpdf.com/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/07/hoover-dam-photos_n_7745916.html
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Most productive days
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 13, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
One of my most productive days was throwing away 1000 lines of code.
-- Ken Thompson
Website 4 the day:
Earth's biggest turning points:
http://www.bbc.com/earth/bespoke/story/20150123-earths-25-biggest-turning-points/index.html
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Sit and wait for inspiration
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 12, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work.
-- Stephen King
Website 4 the day:
Uses for baking soda:
http://viewpure.com/D0zn0Hsfnpo
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Greatest labor-saving invention
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 11, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow.
-- Vincent T. Foss
Website 4 the day:
Colors and mood:
http://www.scienceofpeople.com/2013/01/10-ways-color-affects-your-mood/
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Any fool and computers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 10, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
-- Martin Fowler
Website 4 the day:
Lunar maps:
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/moon-maps-let-you-explore-the-moon-like-never-before/
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One of these days
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 10, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
One of these days is none of these days.
-- H.G. Bohn
Website 4 the day:
Grammar Monster:
http://www.grammar-monster.com/index.html
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Two guys in a boat
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 9, 2015,
In :
Humor
Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
Website 4 the day:
Weird stuff on Amazon:
http://weird.am/
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Any amount of work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 7, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.
-- Robert Benchley
Website 4 the day:
Algebra calculator:
http://www.mathpapa.com/algebra-calculator.html
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You may delay
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 6, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
You may delay but time will not.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Free online language learning:
http://livemocha.com/
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Opportunity’s assassin
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 5, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Procrastination is opportunity’s assassin.
-- Victor Kiam
Website 4 the day:
File organizer:
http://www.tagspaces.org/
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It is called life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 5, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Life, as it is called, is for most of us one long postponement.
-- Henry Miller
Website 4 the day:
Write better with free e-books:
http://www.lousywriter.com/free-ebooks.php
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Want a hard job
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 3, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.
-- Olin Miller
Website 4 the day:
What the CIA knew about Kennedy's assassination:
http://nsarchive.gwu.edu/NSAEBB/NSAEBB493/docs/intell_ebb_026.PDF
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Don't wait.
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 2, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
-- Napoleon Hill
Website 4 the day:
Other uses for your microwave:
http://viewpure.com/SWdVeP-2-wk
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Avoid people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 1, 2015,
In :
Humor
Avoid people with graph paper. They may be plotting something.
Website 4 the day:
Graphing calculator:
https://www.desmos.com/calculator
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Never put off
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 31, 2015,
In :
Humor
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done the day after tomorrow just as well.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Politeness checker:
https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness
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Procrastinate now
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2015,
In :
Humor
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
-- Ellen DeGeneres
Website 4 the day:
Speak like a Peanuts adult:
http://www.wahwahmachine.com/
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The art of procrastination
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 29, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
-- Don Marquis
Website 4 the day:
Sell it easy:
http://www.selliteasy.co/
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Fictional spreadsheets
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 28, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Spreadsheets are fiction. Believing in what you're doing and what you're building is what's important.
-- Vinod Khosla
Website 4 the day:
Notepad calculator:
http://notepadcalculator.com/
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Where luck is
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 27, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Luck is where opportunity meets preparation.
-- Seneca
Website 4 the day:
Efficient browser:
http://www.qupzilla.com/
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Stop advertising
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 27, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
A man who stops advertising to save money is like a man who stops a clock to save time!
-- Henry Ford
Website 4 the day:
GE Podcast Theater:
http://themessagepodcast.com/
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A car's behind
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 27, 2015,
In :
Humor
Never run behind a car, you'll get exhausted.
Website 4 the day:
Spaghetti harvest:
http://viewpure.com/tVo_wkxH9dU
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The smell of success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 27, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Success is a great deodorant.
-- Elizabeth Taylor
Website 4 the day:
Getting out of duct tape handcuffs:
http://viewpure.com/tqrKg3CeapE
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Who desires
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 23, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
He who desires is always poor.
-- Claudianus
Website 4 the day:
Online language teachers:
http://www.italki.com/
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Of two evils
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 22, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Of two evils choose neither.
-- Charles Haddon Spurgeon
Website 4 the day:
Backup for paranoids:
http://www.tarsnap.com/
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My own church
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 21, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Residue of luck
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 20, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Luck is the residue of design.
-- Branch Rickey
Website 4 the day:
170,000 Depression photos:
http://photogrammar.yale.edu/
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What great artists don't have
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 19, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Great artists have no country.
-- Alfred du Masset
Website 4 the day:
Supported Truecrypt replacement:
https://veracrypt.codeplex.com/
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Brain transplant
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 17, 2015,
In :
Humor
The patient originally decided against brain transplant. But, he changed his mind.
Website 4 the day:
Windows 1.01 in a browser window:
http://www.pcjs.org/devices/pc/machine/5160/cga/256kb/win101/
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Only money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 17, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Waste your money and you’re only out of money, but waste your time and you’ve lost a part of your life.
-- Michael Leboeuf
Website 4 the day:
Combat elder financial abuse:
https://www.eversafe.com/how-it-works.html
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Too short
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 16, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Life is too short for long-term grudges.
-- Elon Musk
Website 4 the day:
Moon mission photos:
http://boingboing.net/2015/10/02/nasa-just-released-8400-apoll.html
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Childhood
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Childhood is a short season.
-- Helen Hayes
Website 4 the day:
Windows 10 development for beginners:
https://channel9.msdn.com/Series/Windows-10-development-for-absolute-beginners
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Improve == change
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Love anything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 13, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Website 4 the day:
Vegetable garden tips:
http://www.getitfree.us/blog/article/Videos-gardening-hacks-10-simple-tips-for-a-successful-vegetable-garden
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Life, backwards and forwards
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 12, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward.
-- Soren Kierkegaard
Website 4 the day:
Secure backup:
https://syncthing.net/
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Major earthquake
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 10, 2015,
In :
Humor
During the next major earthquake, California may go into default.
Website 4 the day:
Speak foreign language with a foreigner:
http://en-us.wespeke.com/index.html
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Waiting for people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 10, 2015,
In :
Humor
I’m just waiting for people to start asking me to make the rain disappear.
-- David Copperfield
Website 4 the day:
Free and crap-free software:
http://www.fosshub.com/
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Like toilet paper
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 9, 2015,
In :
Humor
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.
-- Andy Rooney
Website 4 the day:
Find and install free software:
https://npackd.appspot.com/
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In the rain
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.
-- Charles Chaplin
Website 4 the day:
String theory:
http://www.superstringtheory.com/
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Angry with rain
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Do not be angry with the rain; it simply does not know how to fall upwards.
-- Vladimir Nabokov
Website 4 the day:
Surgeon ratings:
http://www.checkbook.org/surgeonratings/
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Feel the rain
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
When it’s raining
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 5, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
The best thing one can do when it’s raining is to let it rain.
-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Website 4 the day:
Amazon warehouse deals:
http://theforklift.net/
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Stealing a brooch
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 4, 2015,
In :
Humor
She was suspected of stealing a brooch but they couldn't pin it on her.
Website 4 the day:
Old New York:
https://www.oldnyc.org/
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Don't work out
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 3, 2015,
In :
Humor
I don't work out. My philosophy is "No pain, no pain."
-- Carol Leifer
Website 4 the day:
Controlling Windows 10:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/control-windows-10-settings-guide/
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World can't end today
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 2, 2015,
In :
Humor
The world can't end today because it's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schulz
Website 4 the day:
Tree of life:
http://opentreeoflife.org/
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Born beautiful
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 1, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Being born beautiful is like being born rich and getting steadily poorer.
-- Joan Collins
Website 4 the day:
Geography of poverty:
http://msnbc.com/geographyofpoverty
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Millions are wrong
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 30, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Fame means that millions of people have the wrong idea of who you are.
-- Erica Jong
Website 4 the day:
Anti-virus testing:
https://www.av-test.org/en/
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Every society honors
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers.
-- Mignon McLaughlin
Website 4 the day:
The solar system, in scale:
https://vimeo.com/139407849
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Every cat owner knows
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 28, 2015,
In :
Humor
Don't have the faintest
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 27, 2015,
In :
Humor
All marriages
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 25, 2015,
In :
Humor
All marriages are mixed marriages.
-- Chantal Saperstein
Website 4 the day:
Music theory classes:
https://www.udemy.com/music-theory-classes/
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March is God's way
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 24, 2015,
In :
Humor
The month of March is God's way of showing nondrinkers what a hangover is like.
-- Garrison Keillor
Website 4 the day:
Fundamentals of music theory:
https://www.coursera.org/course/musictheory
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Forgot to say something
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 24, 2015,
In :
Humor
I forgot to say something during yesterday's game and it bears repeating.
-- Ron Fairly
Website 4 the day:
The amazing Zipf Mystery:
http://viewpure.com/fCn8zs912OE
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All laws abolished
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 23, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Wise people, though all laws were abolished, would lead the same life.
-- Aristophanes
Website 4 the day:
Music theory:
http://www.musictheory.net/lessons
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Lives without folly
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 22, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Who lives without folly is not so wise as he thinks.
-- Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
Website 4 the day:
Music fundamentals 101:
https://www.youtube.com/user/pebberbrown/search?query=music+fundamentals
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Action without study
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 21, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Action without study is fatal. Study without action is futile.
-- Mary Beard
Website 4 the day:
Yale music theory course:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9LXrs9vCXK56qtyK4qcqwHrbf0em_81r
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A fact about tall people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 20, 2015,
In :
Humor
It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed.
Website 4 the day:
This is sand:
http://thisissand.com/
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Into a trophy shop
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 18, 2015,
In :
Humor
The first time I walked into a trophy shop, I looked around and thought to myself, "This guy is good!"
-- Fred Wolf
Website 4 the day:
Make a collage:
http://www.shapecollage.com/
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Idealism is fine
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 18, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the cost becomes prohibitive.
-- William F. Buckley, Jr.
Website 4 the day:
Engrish:
http://www.engrish.com/
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Childhood disease
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 17, 2015,
In :
Humor
Childhood is a disease you grow out of.
-- William Golding
Website 4 the day:
Earthquakes around the world:
http://ds.iris.edu/seismon/
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Temperature
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 16, 2015,
In :
Humor
Whatever temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Find writing errors:
http://www.afterthedeadline.com/
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The whole economic crap
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 15, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
I could be through with the whole economic crap in five weeks ... this is beginning to bore me.
-- Karl Marx
Website 4 the day:
John Pugh's murals:
http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/incredibe-3d-murals-by-john-pugh.html
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Miss my ex-husband
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 13, 2015,
In :
Humor
I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving.
-- Roseanne Barr
Website 4 the day:
Mechanical movements:
http://507movements.com/
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A great job
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 13, 2015,
In :
Humor
I got a great job as a spokesperson for a bicycle shop.
Website 4 the day:
Invent a word:
http://www.degraeve.com/invent-a-word
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It's tourist season
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 12, 2015,
In :
Humor
If it is tourist season, can we shoot them?
-- Nick Featherman
Website 4 the day:
Free photos:
http://www.splitshire.com/
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Never made Who's Who
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 11, 2015,
In :
Humor
I've never made Who's Who, but I'm featured in What's That?
-- Phyllis Diller
Website 4 the day:
Learn chess:
https://www.chesscademy.com/
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Elvis alive
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 10, 2015,
In :
Humor
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
-- Johnny Carson
Website 4 the day:
Create, play, and share notated music:
https://www.noteflight.com/login
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Health food
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 9, 2015,
In :
Humor
Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin
Website 4 the day:
How many calories in your food?
http://www.calorieking.com
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Anyone a baboon
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 8, 2015,
In :
Humor
Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.
-- Will Cuppy
Website 4 the day:
Rats in the toilet:
http://digg.com/video/toilet-rat
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Compulsive talkers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 7, 2015,
In :
Humor
We need a twelve-step program for compulsive talkers. It would be called On Anon Anon.
-- Paula Poundstone
Website 4 the day:
Word search:
http://wordinary.info/
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So much in common
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 6, 2015,
In :
Humor
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Website 4 the day:
Welcome to Life:
http://viewpure.com/IFe9wiDfb0E
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Ask me anything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 5, 2015,
In :
Humor
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
-- Yogi Berra
Website 4 the day:
Torturous songs:
http://anonhq.com/list-songs-cia-used-torture-muslim-prisoners/
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Political jokes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 4, 2015,
In :
Humor
The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Social anxiety:
http://www.towerofpower.com.au/social-anxiety-disorder-cure
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To laugh at one's self
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 3, 2015,
In :
Humor
Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Boswell
Website 4 the day:
More spreadsheet templates:
http://www.vertex42.com/ExcelTemplates/
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Guns don’t kill
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 2, 2015,
In :
Humor
The National Rifle Association says, ‘Guns don’t kill people. People do’. But I think the gun helps.
-- Eddie Izzard
Website 4 the day:
Free Powerpoint templates:
http://www.free-power-point-templates.com/themes/
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The antidote
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Action is the antidote for despair.
-- Joan Baez
Website 4 the day:
Is solar right for you?
https://www.google.com/get/sunroof#p=0
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Got to love a bad man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 31, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West
Website 4 the day:
Random pages:
http://www.randomstartup.org/
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A racing snail
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 30, 2015,
In :
Humor
I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.
Website 4 the day:
Cats are a-holes:
http://viewpure.com/O1KW3ZkLtuo
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No man knows
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 29, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
No man knows he is young while he is young.
-- G.K. Chesterton
Website 4 the day:
Android on iPhone prank:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhBdPx53pfQ
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Give up smoking
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 28, 2015,
In :
Humor
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.
-- Clement Freud
Website 4 the day:
Altered photos:
http://www.wired.com/2015/07/bronx-documentary-center-infamously-altered-photos-edits
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I talk to myself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 26, 2015,
In :
Humor
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Create animated GIFs:
http://makeagif.com/
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A survival skill
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 26, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Humor - I see it as a survival skill.
-- Jill McCorkle
Website 4 the day:
The Golden Record:
http://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/spacecraft/goldenrec.html
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Look like an idiot
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 25, 2015,
In :
Humor
He may
look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
-- Groucho Marx
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No solution
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 23, 2015,
In :
Humor
No, I don’t have a solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
Website 4 the day:
Toilets around the world:
http://cdn.makeuseof.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/PW_Toiletworld_Info.jpg?af40f3
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Race dog had fleas
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 23, 2015,
In :
Humor
The race dog had a bad case of fleas and had to be scratched.
Website 4 the day:
Generate a random CS paper:
http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/
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A stationary bike
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 21, 2015,
In :
Humor
A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait.”
-- Jarod Kintz
Website 4 the day:
Obstruction-free photography:
https://sites.google.com/site/obstructionfreephotography/
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Such an ugly kid
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 21, 2015,
In :
Humor
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Search the Ashley Madison hack:
https://ashley.cynic.al/
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Work for all humanity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 20, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
There is no joy equal to that of being able to work for all humanity and doing what you’re doing well.
-- Buckminster Fuller
Website 4 the day:
Regression calculator:
http://www.had2know.com/academics/regression-calculator-statistics-best-fit.html
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A terrible thing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 19, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
It is a terrible thing to look over your shoulder when you are trying to lead — and find no one there.
-- Franklin Roosevelt
Website 4 the day:
Quantum physics is real:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/chadorzel/2015/07/20/three-experiments-that-show-quantum-physics-is-real/
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Don’t make mistakes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 18, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
If you don’t make mistakes, you’re not working on hard enough problems. And that’s a big mistake.
-- F. Wikzek
Website 4 the day:
Manage information:
https://www.transpose.com/
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Retirement kills
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 17, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
-- Malcolm Forbes
Website 4 the day:
Create GIF montages:
http://en.grafme.com/montage-gif.php
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About to jump
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 15, 2015,
In :
Humor
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building. He yells, “Don’t do it! You have so much potential!”
Website 4 the day:
Cellphone holograms:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t0cOYvOy4M
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Dog days
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 15, 2015,
In :
Humor
Dogs have their day but cats have 365.
-- Lilian Jackson Braun
Website 4 the day:
Extract text from images:
https://projectnaptha.com/
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Can't do anything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 14, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell.
-- David Cook
Website 4 the day:
YouTube to GIF:
https://www.gifyoutube.com/
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The peace of nature
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 12, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Website 4 the day:
Find eBay misspellings:
http://www.fatfingers.com/
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Be happy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 12, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Thought 4 The Day:
Be happy, but never satisfied.
-- Bruce Lee
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Be happy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 12, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Be happy, but never satisfied.
-- Bruce Lee
Website 4 the day:
Make rainbow paper:
http://www.sciencekiddo.com/rainbow-paper-kid-color-science/
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Opt for integrity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 10, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
If humanity does not opt for integrity we are through completely. It is absolutely touch and go. Each one of us could make the difference.
-- Buckminster Fuller
Website 4 the day:
Learn to code via a game:
http://codecombat.com/
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Put off until tomorrow
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 9, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.
-- Pablo Picasso
Website 4 the day:
Wget cheat sheet:
www.unixmen.com/wget-command-line-cheatsheet
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A dream job
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 9, 2015,
In :
Humor
Finally got a dream job: I test sleeping pills.
Website 4 the day:
Disposable web pages:
http://disposablewebpage.com/
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When you grow up
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 7, 2015,
In :
Humor
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.
-- Paula Poundstone
Website 4 the day:
Identify songs by humming:
http://www.midomi.com/
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The greatest mistake
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 7, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
-- Elbert Hubbard
Website 4 the day:
Play Super Nintendo games:
http://www.snesfun.com/
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Not a thing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 6, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
I am not a thing — a noun. I seem to be a verb, an evolutionary process — an integral function of the universe.
-- Buckminster Fuller
Website 4 the day:
Free movies:
http://zerodollarmovies.com/
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Taught me to work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 5, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
How many people are in space?
http://www.howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com/
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God gave man both
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 4, 2015,
In :
Humor
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
-- Robin Williams
Website 4 the day:
Star wars weather:
http://www.tomscott.com/weather/starwars/
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Destroy your now
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 3, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow.
-- Janis Joplin
Website 4 the day:
Online image editor:
http://www.sumopaint.com/home/
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Monkeys in the zoo
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 1, 2015,
In :
Humor
At the zoo, two monkeys backed into a fan. Details to follow.
Website 4 the day:
Compare foods:
http://www.twofoods.com/
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Retirement
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 31, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.
-- Ella Harris
Website 4 the day:
Vice President Cheney after 9/11:
https://m.flickr.com/#/photos/usnationalarchives/sets/72157656213196901/with/19917058105/
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A good manager
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2015,
In :
Humor
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
-- Casey Stengel
Website 4 the day:
Neil deGrasse Tyson: history of everything:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KYTJ8tBoZ8
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Simplicity is the key
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Simplicity is the key to brilliance.
-- Bruce Lee
Website 4 the day:
Free IT management tools:
http://www.manageengine.com/free-tools.html
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Artist vs. leader
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
I would rather be an artist than a leader. Ironically, a leader has to follow the rules.
-- Criss Jami
Website 4 the day:
New music:
http://www.thesixtyone.com/
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Is your mission finished?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 28, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you’re alive, it isn’t.
-- Richard Bach
Website 4 the day:
Benchmark DNS servers:
https://code.google.com/p/namebench/
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Dead at 25
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 27, 2015,
In :
Humor
Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Search for green sites:
http://www.greenmaven.com/
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Never hit a man with glasses
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 26, 2015,
In :
Humor
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Website 4 the day:
How the earth has changed:
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141016-your-life-on-earth
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Be fruitful and multiply
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 24, 2015,
In :
Humor
Some guy hit my car fender the other day, and I said unto him, "Be fruitful and multiply." But not in those words.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
Splitting property after a breakup:
http://www.businessinsider.com/german-man-der-juli-cuts-ex-lovers-possessions-in-half-sells-on-ebay-2015-6
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NBC contract
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 23, 2015,
In :
Humor
I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal agreement.
-- Tina Fey
Website 4 the day:
Use VBA to capture your PC information:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/see-pc-information-using-simple-excel-vba-script/
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Only one book
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 23, 2015,
In :
Humor
If you only ever read one book in your lifetime, I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut.
-- Stewart Lee
Website 4 the day:
GUI prototyping:
http://pencil.evolus.vn
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A new way of thinking
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 21, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
If you want to teach people a new way of thinking, don’t bother trying to teach them. Instead, give them a tool, the use of which will lead to new ways of thinking.
-- Buckminster Fuller
Website 4 the day:
Web server security tester:
https://cirt.net/Nikto2
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Only one impossibility
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 21, 2015,
In :
Humor
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Man-in-the-middle tool:
https://ettercap.github.io/ettercap/
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National anthem
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 20, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
The national anthem of hell is, 'I Did It My Way'
-- Peter Kreeft
Website 4 the day:
Free DNS:
http://freedns.afraid.org/
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No. 2 pencil
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 19, 2015,
In :
Humor
If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
Website 4 the day:
Youtube without distractions:
http://viewpure.com/
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Continuing reality
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 17, 2015,
In :
Humor
Reality continues to ruin my life.
-- Bill Watterson
Website 4 the day:
Adaptive learning games:
http://www.brainrush.com/
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Height vs length
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 16, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
-- Robert Frost
Website 4 the day:
PDF to Word converter:
http://smallpdf.com/pdf-to-word
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What's the problem?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 15, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Got that?
-- Coach Brevin
Website 4 the day:
Create a chart:
http://charts.hohli.com/new/
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Monkey off your back
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 14, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Fast browser:
https://www.vivaldi.com/#Home
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Santa's right idea
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 14, 2015,
In :
Humor
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
-- Victor Borge
Website 4 the day:
Search for Linux alternatives to Windows programs:
http://awesomecow.com/
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Born with more gifts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 13, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
I am convinced all of humanity is born with more gifts than we know. Most are born geniuses and just get de-geniused rapidly.
-- Buckminster Fuller
Website 4 the day:
100 hacker tools:
http://www.fromdev.com/2014/09/free-hacking-tools-hacker.html
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Forbidden fruit
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 12, 2015,
In :
Humor
Need my sleep
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 11, 2015,
In :
Humor
I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
-- Bill Hicks
Website 4 the day:
Collaborate plotting:
https://plot.ly
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Always wanted children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 10, 2015,
In :
Humor
I`ve got two children. To be honest I always wanted 3 children. Now I`ve got two, I only want one.
-- Lee Mack
Website 4 the day:
Crowdfunded equity:
https://www.startengine.com/
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Wanted to be an athiest
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 9, 2015,
In :
Humor
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up -- they have no holidays.
-- Henry Youngman
Website 4 the day:
Free DNS:
https://duckdns.org/install.jsp
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Free people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 8, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
-- Eric Hoffer
Website 4 the day:
Play to learn programming:
http://www.brainrush.com/
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Stay in bed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code.
-- Dan Salomon
Website 4 the day:
Create PDF from a URL:
http://www.web2pdfconvert.com/
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Great mistakes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Mistakes are great. The more I make the smarter I get.
-- Buckminster Fuller
Website 4 the day:
Visualize spreadsheet data:
http://raw.densitydesign.org/
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Make crime pay
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 5, 2015,
In :
Humor
If you want to make crime pay — ‘go to law school.'.
Website 4 the day:
Scamming older people:
http://bluebirdcare.ie/2015/02/25/8-scams-that-prey-on-older-people/
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Life's tragedy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 3, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. -- Benjamin Franklin Website 4 the day:Expand your vocabulary:
https://robbsdramaticlanguages.wordpress.com/2014/07/31/
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Most truthful
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 3, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
The advertisements are the most truthful part of a newspaper.
-- Thomas Jefferson
Website 4 the day:
Search multiple engines at the same time:
http://dogpile.com
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8 hours to down a tree
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 1, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six sharpening my ax.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
Free courses:
http://courses.tutsplus.com/courses?filter=free&page=1
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Life is wasted
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 1, 2015,
In :
Humor
Life is wasted on the living.
-- Douglas Adams
Website 4 the day:
Password recovery and security tool:
http://www.oxid.it/cain.html
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More frightened than hurt
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 30, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
We are more often frightened than hurt; and we suffer more from imagination than from reality.
-- Seneca
Website 4 the day:
100 GB online for free:
https://www.surdoc.com/
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Different ships
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 29, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now.
-- Martin Luther King Jr
Website 4 the day:
Code online in popular languages:
http://www.tutorialspoint.com/codingground.htm
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Burst water heater
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 27, 2015,
In :
Humor
When I think of the time my water heater burst, the memories come flooding back.
Website 4 the day:
Free music content:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Sound/list
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Write or do
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 26, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Delete your account from web services:
http://justdelete.me/
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Sweetest youth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 26, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Youth is counted sweetest by those who are no longer young.
-- John Green
Website 4 the day:
Online schematics:
http://schematics.com/
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Live forwards
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 24, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Life must be lived forwards, but can only be understood backwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard
Website 4 the day:
Free sounds:
http://www.freesound.org/
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Understand the world
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 23, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
To understand the world one must not be worrying about one's self.
-- Albert Einstein
Website of the day:
Job search
http://www.jobsamurai.com/
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WHAT WOULD I DO?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 23, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
If success or failure of this planet and of human beings depended on how I am and what I do… HOW WOULD I BE? WHAT WOULD I DO?
-- Buckminster Fuller
Website 4 the day:
Learn stuff:
http://instanerd.me/
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Resistance is futile
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 22, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
What you resist not only persists, but will grow in size.
-- Carl Gustav Jung
Website 4 the day:
Dub Youtube videos:
http://tubedubber.com/
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Bankrupt perfume store
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 22, 2015,
In :
Humor
Sign on the door of the bankrupt perfume store: "Out of odor"
Website 4 the day:
Birds with arms:
https://tackk.com/birds-with-arms
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New Facebook account
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 19, 2015,
In :
Humor
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
-- Clinton Thomas
Website 4 the day:
Hacking Windows:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1YMJEryzBo
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Listening wife
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 19, 2015,
In :
Humor
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
-- Sigmund Freud
Website 4 the day:
Encrypted chats:
https://crypto.cat/
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Success in life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 18, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Coffeee shop ambiance:
https://coffitivity.com/
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Winning is great
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 16, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Winning is great, but it isn’t funny.
-- Charles Schulz
Website 4 the day:
Decrypt Caesar cyphers:
http://www.xarg.org/tools/caesar-cipher/
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Faith in humanity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 15, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
-- Mahatma Gandhi
Website 4 the day:
Royalty-free music:
https://musopen.org/
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Life in the sea
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 15, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Life originated in the sea, and about eighty percent of it is still there.
--Isaac Aasimov
Website 4 the day:
Flipbooks from animated GIFs:
http://gifprint.com/
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Volcano insurance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 14, 2015,
In :
Humor
My insurance agent assured me that if the nearby volcano erupted, I would be covered.
Website 4 the day:
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Be naive
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 13, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Dare to be naive.
-- Buckminster Fuller
Website 4 the day:
Download free card game:
http://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/
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Not so obvious
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 12, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Everything you’ve learned in school as “obvious” becomes less and less obvious as you begin to study the universe. For example, there are no solids in the universe. There’s not even a suggestion of a solid. There are no absolute continuums. There are no surfaces. There are no straight lines.
-- Buckminster Fuller
Website 4 the day:
Photoshopped optical illusions:
http://www.boredpanda.com/optical-illusions-photo-manipulation-surreal-eric-johansson/
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Optimistic or pessimistic
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 10, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
I am not optimistic or pessimistic. I feel that optimism and pessimism are very unbalanced. I am a very hard engineer. I am a mechanic. I am a sailor. I am an air pilot. I don’t tell people I can get you across the ocean with my ship unless I know what I’m talking about.
-- Buckminster Fuller
Website 4 the day:
Feynman lectures:
http://feynmanlectures.caltech.edu/
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One of a kind
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 9, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Never forget that you are one of a kind. Never forget that if there weren’t any need for you in all your uniqueness to be on this earth, you wouldn’t be here in the first place. And never forget, no matter how overwhelming life’s challenges and problems seem to be, that one person can make a difference in the world. In fact, it is always because of one person that all the changes that matter in the world come about. So be that one person.
-- Buckminster Fuller
Website 4 the day:
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Never think of beauty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 8, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
When I am working on a problem, I never think about beauty… but when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Fuller
Website 4 the day:
Take a quiet break:
http://thequietplaceproject.com/thequietplace
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Change things
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 8, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete.
-- Buckminster Fuller
Website 4 the day:
Mont Blanc:
http://www.in2white.com/
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Haunted pancakes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 8, 2015,
In :
Humor
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
Website 4 the day:
Free stock audio:
http://makerbook.net/audio/
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See the future
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 5, 2015,
In :
Humor
A hotel minibar allows you to see into the future and find out what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2020.
-- Rich All
Website 4 the day:
Free stock video:
http://makerbook.net/video/
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Unnerving doctors
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 4, 2015,
In :
Humor
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Free color swatches:
http://makerbook.net/colours/
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Why I am intelligent
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 3, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
-- Socrates
Website 4 the day:
Free fonts:
http://makerbook.net/fonts/
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World ends today
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 2, 2015,
In :
Humor
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles M. Schulz
Website 4 the day:
Free textures:
http://makerbook.net/textures/
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Great pleasure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 2, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
-- Walter Bagehot
Website 4 the day:
Free graphics:
http://makerbook.net/graphics/
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Testing knowledge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 1, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
The test of all knowledge is experiment. Experiment is the sole judge of scientific 'truth'.
-- Richard Feynman
Website 4 the day:
Free stock photography:
http://makerbook.net/photography/
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Photons' luggage
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 30, 2015,
In :
Humor
Photons don't have luggage because they're traveling light.
Website 4 the day:
Megapenny project:
http://www.kokogiak.com/megapenny/
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A battle of wits
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 29, 2015,
In :
Humor
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.
-- William Shakespeare
Website 4 the day:
Compare prescription drug prices:
http://werx.org/
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Key to happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 29, 2015,
In :
Humor
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
-- Joan Rivers
Website 4 the day:
Port scanner:
http://nmap.org/
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Two kinds of party people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 27, 2015,
In :
Humor
At every party, there are two kinds of people–those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
-- Ann Landers
Website 4 the day:
Webcam pulse detector:
https://github.com/thearn/webcam-pulse-detector
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A friend in Washington
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 27, 2015,
In :
Humor
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
-- Harry S. Truman
Website 4 the day:
Create slab-type poster:
http://typeslab.com/
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Life expectancy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 27, 2015,
In :
Humor
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
-- Doug Larson
Website 4 the day:
The Internet in real time:
http://pennystocks.la/internet-in-real-time/
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Best time for advice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 26, 2015,
In :
Humor
The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.
-- Evan Esar
Website 4 the day:
Shuffling cards:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxJubaijQbI
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Doughnut shop closed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 26, 2015,
In :
Humor
The owner closed his doughnut shop because he got tired of the hole business.
Website 4 the day:
Cute cleaning products:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicaprobus/cleaning-products-every-lazy-person-needs
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Trivial, but cumulative
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 22, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Threats to freedom of speech, writing and action, though often trivial in isolation, are cumulative in their effect and, unless checked, lead to a general disrespect for the rights of the citizen.
-- George Orwell
Website 4 the day:
What can you photograph?
https://www.aclu.org/know-your-rights-photographers?redirect=free-speech/know-your-rights-photographers
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Filled with idiots
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 22, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
You are now entering a world filled to the brim with idiots, Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you’re crazy. You are not. They are idiots.
-- Lewis Black
Website 4 the day:
One-button recording app:
http://theswatapp.com/
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Grammar and verbal skills
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 20, 2015,
In :
Humor
Someday you will appreciate the grammar and verbal skills you learned here. And if any of you wonder how far a mastery of the English language can take you, just look what it did for me.
-- George W. Bush
Website 4 the day:
Old smartphone as a security camera:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/use-old-smartphone-tablet-security-camera/
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Don't believe in luck
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 20, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
I don't believe in luck -- I believe in preparation.
-- Bobby Knight
Website 4 the day:
Aluminum beverage cans:
http://testtube.com/iflscience/the-aluminum-beverage-can-is-an-engineering-master
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The real world
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 19, 2015,
In :
Humor
What's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better. But beyond that, I don't recommend it.
-- Bill Watterson
Website 4 the day:
Transform lists by example:
https://www.transformy.io/#/
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Revolutionary truth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 18, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
-- George Orwell
Website 4 the day:
Color scheme generator:
http://coolors.co/
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A Stream and a Brook
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 17, 2015,
In :
Humor
What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.
Website 4 the day:
First donut in space:
http://www.cnet.com/news/brave-doughnut-with-sprinkles-travels-to-the-edge-of-space/
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Screaming and lies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 15, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting.
-- George Orwell
Website 4 the day:
Save/restore Windows icon placement:
http://www.sordum.org/8366/reicon-v1-5-restore-desktop-icon-layouts/
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So annoying
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 14, 2015,
In :
Humor
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you’re interrupting.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Collaborate on a story board:
https://canvanizer.com/
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Seeing a psychiatrist
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 13, 2015,
In :
Humor
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Neat fonts:
http://inspirationhut.net/design-resources/11-free-fonts-that-you-should-add-to-your-collection/
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Misers not fun
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 12, 2015,
In :
Humor
Misers aren’t fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors.
-- David Brenner
Website 4 the day:
Mental health resource:
http://helpguide.org/
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The wonderful brain
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 11, 2015,
In :
Humor
The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
-- George Jessel
Website 4 the day:
Self-destructing anonymous notes:
https://privnote.com/
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Growing grass
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 10, 2015,
In :
Humor
All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
City stats:
http://www.city-data.com/
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Ill elevator
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2015,
In :
Humor
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!
Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the bagpipes:
http://www.bagpipemaster.com/
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When insects take over
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 8, 2015,
In :
Humor
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
-- Bill Vaughan
Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the violin:
http://fiddlerman.com/
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Six brothers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 7, 2015,
In :
Humor
I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance–waiting for the bathroom.
-- Bob Hope
Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the saxophone:
http://danchristian.net/
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Filing system
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 6, 2015,
In :
Humor
A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically.
-- T. H. Thompson
Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the piano:
https://www.hoffmanacademy.com/
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Questioning evolution
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 5, 2015,
In :
Humor
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
-- Milton Berle
Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the drums:
http://www.drumlessons.com/
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True inner peace
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 4, 2015,
In :
Humor
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
-- Dave Barry
Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the bass:
http://www.dmanlamius.moonfruit.com/
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Printing the unwanted
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 4, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed: everything else is public relations.
-- George Orwell
Website 4 the day:
Learn to play the guitar:
http://www.justinguitar.com/
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Started a band
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 4, 2015,
I started a band called 1023 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet
Website 4 the day:
Driving simulator:
http://framesynthesis.com/drivingsimulator/maps/
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Learn correct English
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2015,
In :
Humor
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
-- Clarence Darrow
Website 4 the day:
Send e-mails after you disappear:
https://www.deadmansswitch.net/
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Does not disapprove
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them.
-- George Orwell
Website 4 the day:
Plumbing advice:
http://diyplumbingadvice.com/
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Impeccable
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 30, 2015,
In :
Humor
Listen to experts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 29, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Website 4 the day:
Learn to sew:
http://www.craftsy.com/class/Sewing-Machine-911/77
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An ugly kid
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 28, 2015,
In :
Humor
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Ambient music based on Wikipedia:
http://listen.hatnote.com/#en
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Nicest thing I can say
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 26, 2015,
In :
Humor
The nicest thing I can say about Frances Farmer is that she is unbearable.
-- William Wyler
Website 4 the day:
Long live your data:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/five-technologies-data-lives-forever/
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Poison ivy and a 4-leaf clover
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 26, 2015,
In :
Humor
Could it be any better?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 24, 2015,
In :
Humor
If it were better, it wouldn't be as good.
-- Brendan Gill
Website 4 the day:
Historical photos:
http://dailysanctuary.com/out-rare-photos-from-the-past/
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Almost perfect
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 24, 2015,
In :
Humor
Mrs. P. had only one fault; she was perfect. Otherwise, she was perfect.
-- Truman Capote
Website 4 the day:
ASCII draw:
http://asciiflow.com/
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Nothing to say
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 23, 2015,
In :
Humor
He had nothing to say and he said it.
-- Ambrose Bierce
Website 4 the day:
Hobby projects:
http://kipkay.com/
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A Englishman alone
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 22, 2015,
In :
Humor
An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.
-- Geroge Mikes
Website 4 the day:
Clean up web page content:
http://saulify.me/
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Keeping out of politics
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 20, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
In our age there is no such thing as ‘keeping out of politics.’ All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia.
-- George Orwell
Website 4 the day:
If this then that:
https://ifttt.com/
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The miracle of curiosity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 20, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Beginner's Perl:
http://perl-begin.org/tutorials/perl-for-newbies/
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ex-IRS
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 18, 2015,
In :
Humor
I used to work for the IRS, but I found it too taxing. Website 4 the day:Find uncrowded places:
http://avoidhumans.com/
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Intelligence not proven
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 17, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
-- Arthur C. Clarke
Website 4 the day:
Vintage cartoons:
http://vintagecartoons.tv/
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The optimist and the fly
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 17, 2015,
In :
Humor
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.
-- George Jean Nathan
Website 4 the day:
1000 year old cure kills MRSA bacteria:
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-32117815
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Chewing gum TV
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 16, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
Website 4 the day:
Women destroy Science Fiction:
http://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/special-issues/women-destroy-sf/table-of-contents/
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The environment
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 15, 2015,
In :
Humor
The environment is everything that isn't me.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
The edge of knowledge:
http://edge.org/
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Intellectual label
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 13, 2015,
In :
Humor
To label me as an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
-- Dick Cavett
Website 4 the day:
DIY dog clothing:
http://theilovedogssite.com/25-free-dog-clothing-ideas-patterns/
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Never more children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 13, 2015,
In :
Humor
Never have more children than you have car windows.
-- Erma Bombeck
Website 4 the day:
ASCII banner text:
http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=display&f=Graffiti
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My last hope
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 12, 2015,
In :
Humor
Cremation is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
Website 4 the day:
Linux command reference:
http://linoxide.com/guide/linux-command-shelf.html
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A committee
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 10, 2015,
In :
Humor
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
-- Milton Berle
Website 4 the day:
Free cloud storage:
http://askbobrankin.com/ten_free_cloud_backup_services.html
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Woman in a sweatshirt
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 10, 2015,
In :
Humor
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Website 4 the day:
Book sculptures:
http://earth-landscapes.info/beautiful-transformation-from-old-books-into-amazing-landscapes/
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Lots of people mistake
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 8, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
-- Josh Billings
Website 4 the day:
Renderman free for non-commercial use:
http://renderman.pixar.com/view/non-commercial-renderman
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Behind every great man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 8, 2015,
In :
Humor
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
-- Jim Carrey
Website 4 the day:
Digital Signal Processing guide:
http://www.dspguide.com/pdfbook.htm
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Kick in the pants
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 8, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
-- Theodore Roosevelt
Website 4 the day:
Just another day at the office:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPMHcanq0xM
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Respect for authority
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 6, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Free records:
http://www.allfreerecords.com/
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Meeting blackberries
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 4, 2015,
In :
Humor
Two blackberries met. They were both in a jam.
Website 4 the day:
They're made of meat:
http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/TheyMade.shtml
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Listening to opera
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 4, 2015,
In :
Humor
Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
-- James Stephens
Website 4 the day:
Math notes:
http://tutorial.math.lamar.edu/
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Shut my eyes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 2, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
I shut my eyes in order to see.
Paul Gauguin
Website 4 the day:
Someone to listen:
https://www.7cupsoftea.com/
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Never saw the irony
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 2, 2015,
In :
Humor
My mom never saw the irony in calling me a sonofabitch.
-- Jack Nocholson
Website 4 the day:
A word in all of your fonts:
http://wordmark.it/
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No actor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 1, 2015,
In :
Humor
I'm no actor, and I have sixty-four pictures to prove it.
-- Victor Mature
Website 4 the day:
Default router passwords:
http://routerpasswords.com/
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Age of proof
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 30, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
I'm now at the age where I've got to prove that I'm just as good as I never was.
-- Rex Harrison
Website 4 the day:
Canned e-mail messages:
http://cannedemails.com
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Sad business
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 30, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
What a sad business is being funny!
-- Charles Chaplin
Website 4 the day:
Answers to academic questions:
https://www.studypool.com/
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Wood shop
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 29, 2015,
In :
Humor
I nailed my wood-shop test.
Website 4 the day:
Categorized videos:
http://www.frequency.com/guide
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Tragedy v. Comedy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 27, 2015,
In :
Humor
Tragedy is if I cut my finger. Comedy is if I walk into an open sewer and die.
-- Mel Brooks
Website 4 the day:
Travel videos:
http://www.travelistly.com/tv
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Want to be normal
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 27, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
I just want to be normally insane.
-- Marlon Brando
Website 4 the day:
Live TV:
http://pluto.tv/watch/headline-news
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Paid too much
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 25, 2015,
In :
Humor
We pay him too much, but he's worth it.
Samuel Goldwyn
Website 4 the day:
Random videos:
http://soupy.tv/
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Surprised audience
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 25, 2015,
In :
Humor
In the theatre the audience want to be surprised -- but by the things they expect.
-- Tristan Bernard
Website 4 the day:
Find people:
http://www.peekyou.com/
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Not a woman's dress
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 24, 2015,
In :
Humor
You must understand that this is not a woman's dress I'm wearing. It's a man's dress.
-- David Bowie
Website 4 the day:
Rent a husband:
http://www.rentahusband.com/
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A better self
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 23, 2015,
In :
Humor
I liked myself better when I wasn't me
-- Carol Burnett
Website 4 the day:
Send a message from beyond:
http://ifidie.org/
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Cowbells
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 22, 2015,
In :
Humor
Cows wear cowbells because their horns don't work.
Website 4 the day:
Find info on people:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/4-steps-find-information-someone-online/
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Never punch
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 20, 2015,
In :
Humor
Never punch a man chewing tobacco.
Joan Bauer
Website 4 the day:
Share the web, together:
http://www.teamgum.com/
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Death by housework
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 20, 2015,
In :
Humor
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
-- Phyllis Diller
Website 4 the day:
Free legal forms:
http://formswift.com/
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Prove me right
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 19, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
A thousand things can prove me right and one can prove me wrong.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
How to meditate:
http://io9.com/how-to-meditate-and-get-the-most-benefit-out-of-it-1688990555
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Along with the critics
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 17, 2015,
In :
Humor
I, along with the critics, have never taken myself very seriously.
-- Elizabeth Taylor
Website 4 the day:
Illusions:
http://www.grand-illusions.com/acatalog/ig-index.html
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Scottish existence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 17, 2015,
In :
Humor
Scotland is a country where existence itself is seen as a form of showing off.
-- Rab C Nesbitt
Website 4 the day:
Linux podcasts:
http://www.thelinuxlink.net/
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Measuring knowledge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 16, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Knowledge is measured by degrees of ignorance.
-- Michael Travis
Website 4 the day:
Bite sized physics:
http://course.minutephysics.com/
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Changing his spots
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 14, 2015,
In :
Humor
The leopard wanted to change his spots. So he moved.
Website 4 the day:
Danger, Humans:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcPqk-O-fD4
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Assumptions are windows
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 13, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in.
-- Isaac Asimov
Website 4 the day:
Welcome to Life:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFe9wiDfb0E
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What you need
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 13, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
-- Thomas A. Edison
Website 4 the day:
Open source machine tools:
http://opensourcemachinetools.org/how-to-documentsarticles/
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Know the name
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 11, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
I learned very early the difference between knowing the name of something and knowing something.
-- Richard P. Feynman
Website 4 the day:
Run Android apps on PCs:
http://consoleos.com/
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Opposite of correct
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 10, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr
Website 4 the day:
Over-sharing concern:
http://pleaserobme.com/
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Age doesn't matter
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 10, 2015,
In :
Humor
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
-- Luis Bunuel
Website 4 the day:
Get alerts of available hotel rooms :
http://www.hotelroomalerts.com/
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Had I known
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 9, 2015,
In :
Humor
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
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Stork delivery
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 8, 2015,
In :
Humor
Sunday is PUNday:
Most babies are delivered by a stork, but their kid was so large at birth that they needed a crane.
Website 4 the day:
Free audio books and e-books:
http://www.loyalbooks.com/
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Expensive suits
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 7, 2015,
In :
Humor
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
-- Warren Buffet.
Website 4 the day:
Free video footage:
http://www.pond5.com/stock-video-footage/1/*.html?free=1
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Marriages made in Heaven
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 6, 2015,
In :
Humor
They say that marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
-- Clint Eastwood
Website 4 the day:
Contribute to science:
https://www.zooniverse.org/
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Never been hurt
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 5, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
-- Calvin Coolidge
Website 4 the day:
Be corrected by native speakers:
http://lang-8.com/
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Turtle on a fence post
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 4, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.
-- Alex Haley
Website 4 the day:
Get inspired to write:
http://www.youshouldwrite.com/
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Ruins my life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 3, 2015,
In :
Humor
Reality continues to ruin my life.
-- Bill Watterson
Website 4 the day:
Write interactive stories:
http://www.inklestudios.com/inklewriter/
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Live my life again
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 2, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
-- Tallulah Bankhead
Website 4 the day:
Micro-courses:
https://coursmos.com/
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Honesty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 1, 2015,
In :
Humor
Honesty is the best policy, if you can afford the premiums.
Website 4 the day:
Free TV shows:
http://www.shoutfactorytv.com/
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Not good enough
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 27, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
What's new by you?
https://nuu.in/
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An idealist
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 27, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
-- Carl Sandburg
Website 4 the day:
Micro jobs:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/20-micro-jobs-help-make-money-free-time/
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See the invisible
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 25, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Only those who can see the invisible can do the impossible.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
No Fly Zone for Drones:
https://www.noflyzone.org/
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Life's philosphy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 25, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly.
-- Isaac Asimov
Website 4 the day:
10 Million user names and passwords:
https://xato.net/passwords/ten-million-passwords/
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To succeed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 24, 2015,
In :
Humor
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
You can unlock your phone:
http://www.tomsguide.com/us/carrier-unlocking-official,news-20440.html
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Laughing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 23, 2015,
In :
Humor
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess
Website 4 the day:
Free engineering courses:
http://www.programmerfish.com/40-free-online-electrical-engineering-courses/
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Walking magician
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 22, 2015,
In :
Humor
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Website 4 the day:
Fake girlfriend/boyfriend:
https://invisiblegirlfriend.com/
https://invisibleboyfriend.com/
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A wonderful life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 20, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
What a wonderful life I’ve had! I only wish I’d realized it sooner.
-- Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
Website 4 the day:
Cool kitchen gadgets:
http://www.shockingdaily.com/25-of-the-coolest-kitchen-gadgets-for-food-lovers/
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Life is 10%
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 20, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.
-- Lou Holtz
Website 4 the day:
Search value given to doctors by drug makers:
https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/
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Whatever you are
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 19, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Whatever you are, be a good one
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
Free children's audio stories:
http://www.storynory.com/
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Life shrinks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 18, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.
-- Anais Nin
Website 4 the day:
Learn in 5 minutes every day:
http://gohighbrow.com/
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Don't want to earn a living
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 17, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
I don’t want to earn my living; I want to live.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Answer questions to unlock your phone:
https://www.unlockyourbrain.com/
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Fear is not real
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 16, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Fear is not real. It is a product of thoughts you create. Do not misunderstand me. Danger is very real. But fear is a choice.
-- Will Smith
Website 4 the day:
Learn design:
https://hackdesign.org/
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A taxidermist's shop
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 15, 2015,
In :
Humor
Sign at a taxidermist's shop: Don't feed the animals, they are already stuffed.
Website 4 the day:
Celestial body art:
http://rectangleworld.com/blog/archives/1018
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Focused on a problem
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 14, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing gets you more focused on solving a problem than actually having that problem.
-- Jason Fried
Website 4 the day:
Interpret dreams:
http://www.dreamforth.com/
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Committed a mistake
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 13, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
A man who has committed a mistake and doesn't correct it is committing another mistake.
-- Confucius
Website 4 the day:
Music loops:
http://www.buttonbass.com/
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Targets
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 12, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer
Website 4 the day:
Create a mobile-friendly website:
https://www.strikingly.com/
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Always impossible
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 10, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
It always seems impossible until it's done.
-- Nelson Mandela
Website 4 the day:
Make a snowflake:
http://rectangleworld.com/PaperSnowflake/
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Not what you look at
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 10, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.
-- Henry David Thoreau
Website 4 the day:
Change an MP3's speed:
http://www.mp3-cutter-splitter.com/mp3_speed.html
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The best policy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 8, 2015,
In :
Humor
Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Educational videos:
http://sciencehack.com/
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Dwarfs and midgets
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 8, 2015,
In :
Humor
Favorite gym machine
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 7, 2015,
In :
Humor
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
-- Caroline Rhea
Website 4 the day:
Free manuals:
http://www.central-manuals.com/
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A useful servant
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 5, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Technology is a useful servant but a dangerous master.
-- Christian Lous Lange
Website 4 the day:
Sticky notes:
http://www.efficientstickynotes.com/freeedition.htm
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Secret to happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 4, 2015,
In :
Humor
The secret to happiness is low expectations.
-- Barry Schwartz
Website 4 the day:
Flash cards and study guides:
https://www.studyblue.com/
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Fix government
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 3, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Make dreams come true
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 3, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
-- Paul Valery
Website 4 the day:
Linux for math enthusiasts:
http://www.mathbuntu.org
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Won't work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 1, 2015,
What isn’t tried won’t work.
-- Claude McDonald
Website 4 the day:
Pronounce English words:
http://www.howjsay.com/
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I understand
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 1, 2015,
In :
Humor
I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either.
Website 4 the day:
Tell a story:
http://twinery.org/
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Tell the truth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 31, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Free Kindle books:
http://hundredzeros.com/
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Nothing changes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 30, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.
-- C.S. Lewis
Website 4 the day:
Ship from any US vendor to any country:
https://www.viabox.com/
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Afraid to care
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 29, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
Website 4 the day:
News headlines:
http://www.dailyrotation.com/
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Get comfortable being alone
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 27, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Until you get comfortable with being alone, you’ll never know if you’re choosing someone out of love or loneliness.
-- Mandy Hale
Website 4 the day:
Technical slanted news:
https://news.ycombinator.com/
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Be happy somewhere else
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 27, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
People who believe they’ll be happy if they go and live somewhere else, learn it doesn’t work that way. Wherever you go, you take yourself with you.
-- Neil Gaiman
Website 4 the day:
Forgotten books:
http://www.forgottenbooks.com/
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Advanced monkeys
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 26, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.
-- Stephen Hawking
Website 4 the day:
Search local files:
http://docfetcher.sourceforge.net/en/index.html
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A lawyer's request
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 24, 2015,
In :
Humor
A lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer.
Website 4 the day:
Poster from image:
http://rasterbator.net/
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God made idiots
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 23, 2015,
In :
Humor
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Movie recommendations:
http://agoodmovietowatch.com/
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A friend succeeds
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 23, 2015,
In :
Humor
Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little.
-- Gore Vidal
Website 4 the day:
A-maze-ing:
http://www.mazegenerator.net/
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Best leading men
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 22, 2015,
In :
Humor
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
-- Elizabeth Taylor
Website 4 the day:
Make a hybrid animal:
http://www.switchzoo.com/zoo.htm
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Wasn't spoiled
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 20, 2015,
In :
Humor
Success didn't spoil me; I've always been insufferable.
-- Fran Lebowitz
Website 4 the day:
Code collaboratively:
https://koding.com/
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Go to Washington
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 20, 2015,
In :
Humor
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
-- Bob Hope
Website 4 the day:
Health information:
http://www.healthcentral.com/
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Can't do nothing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 20, 2015,
In :
Humor
Well we can’t stand around here doing nothing, people will think we’re workmen.
-- Spike Milligan
Website 4 the day:
Check BASH shell scripts:
http://www.shellcheck.net/
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Work at Starbucks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 18, 2015,
In :
Humor
I used to work at Starbucks, but got tired of the grind.
Website 4 the day:
Computer programming tutorials:
http://www.gotoandlearn.com/
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Four years wasted
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 16, 2015,
In :
Humor
I spent four years in college. I didn't learn a thing. It was really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.
-- B. J. Novak
Website 4 the day:
Scientific graphing software:
http://yoshinograph.jpn.org/
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Airplane mode
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 16, 2015,
In :
Humor
I put my phone in "airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. It just fell and now my screen is cracked. Worst. Transformer. Ever.
Lanre Animashaun
Website 4 the day:
Program visually:
http://www.easycode.cat/English/index.htm
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On a pedestal
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 15, 2015,
In :
Humor
When you put someone on a pedestal you may find they only look down on you.
-- Michael Travis
Website 4 the day:
Animation studio:
http://www.synfig.org/cms/
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Peculiar travel
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 14, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut
Website 4 the day:
Collection of Do Not Disturb signs:
http://www.freewebs.com/dndcollector/index.htm
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The difference
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 13, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
The difference between doing something and not doing something, is doing something.
-- Harry Styles
Website 4 the day:
Play MS-DOS games for free:
https://archive.org/details/softwarelibrary_msdos_games/v2
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Grandma doesn't need glasses
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 12, 2015,
In :
Humor
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
-- Henry Youngman
Website 4 the day:
Norway bicycle lift:
http://blog.jimmyr.com/Bicycle_lift_in_Norway_05_2008.php
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Heart of a lion
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 12, 2015,
In :
Humor
My grandad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
Website 4 the day:
Windows 8 Start Screen Enhancer:
http://www.greatis.com/startscreenunlimited/
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Waste one hour
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 10, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
-- Charles Darwin
Website 4 the day:
Out of this world travel posters:
http://planetquest.jpl.nasa.gov/media_categories?category=6
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Intelligent life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 9, 2015,
In :
Humor
I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.
-- Arthur C. Clarke
Website 4 the day:
3D Modeling and Animation:
http://www.blender.org/
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Why God created man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 7, 2015,
In :
Humor
The only reason why God created man is because he was disappointed with the monkey.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Lucid dreamer's journal
http://lucidcode.com/LightenedDream/
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Facts don't fit theory
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 7, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Clipboard tracker:
http://skwire.dcmembers.com/wb/pages/software/cliptrap.php
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A scientist is not a person
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 5, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
The scientist is not a person who gives the right answers, he's one who asks the right questions.”
-- Claude Lévi-Strauss
Website 4 the day:
Planetarium for your computer:
http://www.stellarium.org/
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Stuck with technology
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 4, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.
-- Douglas Adams
Website 4 the day:
Windows file manager:
http://x-diesel.com/index.php
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Watched three DVDs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 4, 2015,
In :
Humor
Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the television.
Website 4 the day:
App virtualization:
http://www.cameyo.com/
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An impossibility
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 3, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
We are
an impossibility in an impossible universe.
-- Ray Bradbury
Website 4 the day:
What's hiding on your computer:
https://pcferret.com/
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Experts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 2, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr
Website 4 the day:
Free audio books:
http://www.openculture.com/freeaudiobooks
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Something incredible
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 1, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
-- Carl Sagan
Website 4 the day:
Stories through photographs:
https://maptia.com/home
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Life's saddest aspect
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 31, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.
-- Isaac Asimov
Website 4 the day:
Top Secret:
http://projects.washingtonpost.com/top-secret-america/network
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The week's end
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 30, 2014,
In :
Humor
Man was made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Mistakes that almost ended the world:
http://www.cracked.com/article_19790_6-tiny-mistakes-that-almost-ended-world.html
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Flourishing democracy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 29, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism; if our government is to function, it must have dissent.
-- Steele Commanger
Website 4 the day:
MythConceptions:
http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/common-mythconceptions-worlds-most-contagious-falsehoods/
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Broke my arm
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 28, 2014,
In :
Humor
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
Website 4 the day:
Create music with others:
http://labs.dinahmoe.com/plink/#
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For the sake of growth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 27, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.
-- Edward Abbey
Website 4 the day:
Send and receive postcards from strangers:
http://www.postcrossing.com/
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Government can’t give
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 26, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Government can’t give us anything without depriving us of something else.
-- Henry Hazlitt
Website 4 the day:
Virtual view from space:
http://www.eyesinspace.com/
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Secret of getting ahead
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 25, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
-- Sally Berger
Website 4 the day:
Surf anonymously:
https://anonysurfer.com/
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Ruin an apology
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 24, 2014,
In :
Humor
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Plug-in clicks on all ads in the background:
http://dhowe.github.io/AdNauseam/
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Two times in a man’s life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 23, 2014,
In :
Humor
There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Cut and paste graphical emoji:
http://getemoji.com
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So clever
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 22, 2014,
In :
Humor
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Learn web programming:
https://dash.generalassemb.ly/
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Shoplifting underwear
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 20, 2014,
In :
Humor
After shoplifting a package of underwear, the thief led police on a brief chase.
Website 4 the day:
Backup your Windows files with Synctoy:
http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=15155
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We don't remember
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 20, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
We don't remember days, we remember moments.
-- Ceasare Pavese
Website 4 the day:
The world via gigapixel views:
The world via gigapixel views:
http://gigapan.com/
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All propaganda
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 19, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
All propaganda is lies -- even when it is telling the truth.
-- George Orwell
Website 4 the day:
SEO spider:
http://www.screamingfrog.co.uk/seo-spider/
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Saved from the bureaucracy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 18, 2014,
In :
Humor
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency.
-- Eugene McCarthy
Website 4 the day:
Free physics textbook:
http://www.motionmountain.net/
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An honest politician
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 17, 2014,
In :
Humor
An honest politician is one who wen he's bought stays bought.
-- Simon Cameron
Website 4 the day:
Find online courses:
https://www.mysliderule.com/
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Be ready to defend
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 16, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against its government.
-- Edward Abbey
Website 4 the day:
Digital Einstein:
http://einsteinpapers.press.princeton.edu/
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Have peace
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 15, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Website 4 the day:
Keyword tool:
http://keywordtool.io/
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Towel jokes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 14, 2014,
In :
Humor
If towels could tell jokes they would have a dry sense of humor.
Website 4 the day:
Virtual Gumshoe (searches):
http://www.virtualgumshoe.com/resources/
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Being secure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 12, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
No government can be long secure without formidable opposition.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
Website 4 the day:
Search free government databases:
http://www.library.fullerton.edu/
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Mind your health
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 12, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Attention to health is the greatest hindrance to life.
-- Plato
Website 4 the day:
Free dropbox websites:
https://brace.io/
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Please all
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 11, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Please all, and you will please none.
-- Aesop
Website 4 the day:
3D models:
http://sketchfab.com
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Search for happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 10, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness.
-- William Feather
Website 4 the day:
Online spreadsheet:
https://ethercalc.net/
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More shed tears
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 8, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
More tears are shed over answered prayers than unanswered ones.
-- Mother Teresa
Website 4 the day:
Interactive HTML5 web designer:
https://www.google.com/webdesigner/
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Darkened daydreams
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 8, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
How many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares, were there any danger of their coming true.
-- Logan Pearsall Smith
Website 4 the day:
Relativity explained:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev9zrt__lec
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Astronauts' conversation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 7, 2014,
In :
Humor
One astronaut said to the other: "Let's do launch."
Website 4 the day:
Free classic arcade games:
https://archive.org/details/internetarcade
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Nixon's irony
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 6, 2014,
In :
Humor
It is a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon, "launder" became a dirty word.
-- William Zinsser
Website 4 the day:
Generate hipster business names:
http://www.hipsterbusiness.name/
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Poverty is expensive
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 5, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Poverty is an expensive luxury. We cannot afford it.
-- Eleanor Rossevelt
Website 4 the day:
Real-time rumor tracker:
http://www.emergent.info/
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Ridicules others
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 4, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer
Website 4 the day:
Make a Twitter cyborg:
http://www.happycyborg.com/
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Only two tragedies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 3, 2014,
In :
Humor
In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Free circuit diagrams:
http://www.high-voltage-lab.com/
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My best thoughts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 3, 2014,
In :
Humor
All my best thoughts were stolen by the ancients.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Website 4 the day:
Phrases Shakespeare coined:
http://www.pathguy.com/shakeswo.htm
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Argue with someone
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 1, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
You can't
argue with someone else's reality.
-- Michael Travis
Website 4 the day:
3D city simulation:
http://lo-th.github.io/3d.city/index.html
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Opposites
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 29, 2014,
In :
Humor
The tooth fairy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 29, 2014,
In :
Humor
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
-- David Richerby
Website 4 the day:
Find your lost camera or lens (or see who is publishing your photos online):
https://www.lenstag.com/
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Reading is an escape
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 29, 2014,
In :
Humor
Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.
-- Lemony Snicket
Website 4 the day:
Find available domain names:
http://www.leandomainsearch.com/
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Something you never want to do
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 27, 2014,
In :
Humor
If there is something you never want to do, then do it badly.
-- Michael Travis
Website 4 the day:
Turkey on a treadmill:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtProYWkpcM
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What is written
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 25, 2014,
In :
Humor
I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true.
-- Dorothy Parker
Website 4 the day:
Find e-mail address templates:
http://emailbreaker.com/
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Sad for Wile E. Coyote
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 25, 2014,
In :
Humor
It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
-- Matt Roller
Website 4 the day:
Find a restroom:
http://www.refugerestrooms.org/
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People won't remember
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 24, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
At the end of the day people won't remember what you said or did, they will remember how you made them feel.
-- Maya Angelou
Website 4 the day:
Find the difference between:
http://www.differencebetween.net/
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Nesting dolls
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 23, 2014,
In :
Humor
Russian nesting dolls are so full of themselves.
Website 4 the day:
Become a movie extra:
http://www.backstage.com/casting/open-casting-calls/extras-casting/
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You’re getting old
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 21, 2014,
In :
Humor
You know you’re getting old when people tell you how good you look.
-- Alan King
Website 4 the day:
New and classic non-fiction:
http://longform.org/
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It won't work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 21, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
What isn’t tried won’t work
.
-- Claude McDonald
Website 4 the day:
Compare prices at different stores:
http://www.smoopa.com/
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Not a vessel
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 20, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting.
-- Plutarch
Website 4 the day:
Documentaries:
http://documentaryheaven.com/
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Insanity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 19, 2014,
In :
Humor
Insanity doesn’t run in my family. It gallops.
-- Cary Grant
Website 4 the day:
101 Free stock photo sites:
http://restaurantcoverings.com/free-stock-photos
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A miraculous process
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 18, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Life is a miraculous process, and you just aren’t calling it that. You’re calling it 'Tuesday'.
-- Swami Premodaya
Website 4 the day:
Remove yourself from background check websites:
http://tiny.cc/deletebg
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Good decor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 17, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Good decor costs the same and bad decor.
-- Michael Travis
Website 4 the day:
Turn vocabulary into rice:
http://freerice.com/#/english-vocabulary
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Six out of seven dwarfs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 15, 2014,
In :
Humor
Procrastinate now
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 15, 2014,
In :
Humor
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
-- Ellen DeGeneres
Website 4 the day:
Free one-way car rentals:
https://www.transfercarus.com/
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Invisible realities
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 14, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Invisible things are the only realities.
-- Edgar Allan Poe
Website 4 the day:
Long distance movie night:
https://letsgaze.com/#/
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Good advice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 13, 2014,
In :
Humor
The only good thing to do with good advice is pass it on; it is never of any use to oneself.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Free photo sites:
http://www.designskilz.com/free-photos/
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A head on her shoulders
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 12, 2014,
In :
Humor
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
-- Steve Martin
Website 4 the day:
Wood database:
http://www.wood-database.com/
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The price of love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 11, 2014,
In :
Humor
You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.
-- Jarod Kintz
Website 4 the day:
Online voice recorder:
http://vocaroo.com/
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To be ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 10, 2014,
In :
Humor
To be is to do - Socrates
To do is to be - Sartre
Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra
-- Kurt Vonnegut
Website 4 the day:
Hack DVD and Blu-ray region codes:
http://www.videohelp.com/dvdhacks
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Dry erase boards
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 9, 2014,
In :
Humor
Dry erase boards are remarkable.
Website 4 the day:
Random thoughts:
http://www.random.co/
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Falling is easy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 7, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
It is easy to fall, but hard to rise.
-- Dann Moudry
Website 4 the day:
Pick a decade & listen to its broadcasts:
http://beta.radiooooo.com/
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The perfect moment
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 7, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect!
-- Abraham Hicks
Website 4 the day:
Email task lists:
http://planleaf.com
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The moments of life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 5, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Life is made of moments put together...this is just one..
-- Titina Pellegrini
Website 4 the day:
ITN Video timeline:
http://static.itnsource.com/compilations/science+techvideotimeline
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A great man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 5, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
A man is great by deeds, not by birth.
-- Nilanjan Mukhopadhyay
Website 4 the day:
Hack your brain:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAcTIrA2Qhk
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Imagination's use
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 4, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Imagination should be used, not to escape reality, but to create it.
-- Collin Wilson
Website 4 the day:
Wiki surveys:
http://www.allourideas.org/
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A therapist knows
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 3, 2014,
In :
Humor
Someone’s therapist knows all about you.
-- Dominic Riccitello
Website 4 the day:
Find Twitter personal info:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/anyone-can-find-personal-details-via-twitter-tinfoleak/
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Organization
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 2, 2014,
In :
Humor
Periodically, I like to organize the chemical elements.
Website 4 the day:
Annimated explanations:
http://animagraffs.com/
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A woman's mood
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 2, 2014,
In :
Humor
You can tell a woman’s mood by watching her hands. For instance, if she’s holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
-- Lani Lynn Vale
Website 4 the day:
History of some everyday objects:
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/design/2012/05/the_evolution_of_everyday_objects_the_key_the_book_the_phone_and_more_.html
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Pantheism
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 30, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Pantheism is sexed-up atheism.
-- Richard Dawkins
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Things hurt
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 29, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The things which hurt, instruct.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
SQL tutorial:
http://sqlzoo.net/wiki/Main_Page
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Falling rain
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 28, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Before falling to the ground, the rain has touched the sky.
-- Charles de Leusse
Website 4 the day:
Where is a URL or domain hosted:
http://en.utrace.de/
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Rat bites cat
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 28, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
A cornered rat will bite the cat,
-- Kanae Minato
Website 4 the day:
How robust are QR codes?
http://datagenetics.com/blog/november12013/index.html
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Useless ability
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 27, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Ability is useless unless it is used.
-- Robert Half
Website 4 the day:
Search songs by singing to your PC:
http://www.midomi.com/
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How is North Korea?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 27, 2014,
In :
Humor
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.
Website 4 the day:
On-line TV shows and movies:
http://wheretowatch.org/
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Being clever
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 24, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The next best thing to being clever is being able to quote someone who is.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole
Website 4 the day:
Origami software - Treemaker:
http://www.langorigami.com/science/computational/treemaker/treemaker.php
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Phrase that heralds new discoveries
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 23, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka” but “That’s funny...”
-- Isaac Asimov
Website 4 the day:
Pocket news digests:
http://www.plexidigest.com/getplexi.php
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Remember happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 22, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination.
-- Roy L. Goodman
Website 4 the day:
Generate a fake name and profile:
https://fakena.me/random/
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Can’t see anything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 21, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
If you can’t see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror.
-- Shane Koyczan
Website 4 the day:
Anonymous job search:
http://poachable.co
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Do not let
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 21, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.
-- John Wooden
Website 4 the day:
Excheresque photos:
http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/most-amazing-mindbending
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Cannot do great things
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 19, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.
-- Napleon Hill
Website 4 the day:
Confusing photos:
http://monsterviralofficial.net/9-confusing-photos-that-will-make-you-do-a-double-take
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Prison break
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 18, 2014,
In :
Humor
There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.
Website 4 the day:
Learn chess:
http://www.chesscademy.com/
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Only my name
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 17, 2014,
In :
Humor
My name is only an anagram of 'Toilets'.
-- T.S. Eliot
Website 4 the day:
Convert e-mail thread to real time chat:
http://chat.cc/
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Fly to the moon
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 16, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.
-- Victor J. Stenger
Website 4 the day:
Analyze words in text:
http://www.online-utility.org/text/analyzer.jsp
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Tell the truth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 15, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Little known punctuation marks:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/little-known-punctuation-marks-need-make-comeback/
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Zero correlation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 15, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
There's zero correlation between being the best talker and having the best ideas.
-- Susan Cain
Website 4 the day:
Graphical intro to programming:
http://scratch.mit.edu
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Insecurity struggles
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 13, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The reason we struggle with insecurity is because we compare our behind-the-scenes with everyone else's highlight reel. -
- Steve Furtick
Website 4 the day:
Stain solutions:
http://web.extension.illinois.edu/stain/index.cfm
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Seen dancing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 13, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who not near the music.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
Website 4 the day:
How to solve Rubiks Cube:
http://www.rubiks.com/solving-guide/3x3
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Farmer and his cows
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 12, 2014,
In :
Humor
A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
Website 4 the day:
Frogs watching Bug TV:
http://boingboing.net/2014/09/22/frogs-enjoy-watching-video-of.htmlThought 4 The
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Did not give them hell
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 10, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.
-- Harry S. Truman
Website 4 the day:
Impact of viewing cute animals:
http://www.plosone.org/article/info:doi/10.1371/journal.pone.0046362
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Unsafe
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 10, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Little-known YouTube features:
http://7labs.heypub.com/technology-news/rarely-known-features-of-youtube.html
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Greatest asset
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 9, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have.
-- Winston Churchill
Website 4 the day:
Sewing machine course:
http://www.craftsy.com/class/Sewing-Machine-911/77?ext=ShareASale_Sew911
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Ends justifies the means
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 7, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The end may justify the means as long as there is something that justifies the end.
-- Leon Trotsky
Website 4 the day:
Remove your embarrassing social network photos:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/remove-embarrassing-photos-social-networks/
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Winning is not enough
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 7, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
It is not enough to win a war; it is more important to organize the peace.
-- Aristotle
Website 4 the day:
Smithsonian 3D models:
http://3d.si.edu/tour-browser
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No majority rule
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 6, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
We in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by the majority who participate.
-- Thomas Jefferson
Website 4 the day:
Glue this to that:
http://www.thistothat.com/
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Was a banker
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 5, 2014,
In :
Humor
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Website 4 the day:
Send tweets longer than 140 characters:
http://talltweets.com/
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Like sex
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 3, 2014,
In :
Humor
Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
-- Richard P. Feynman
Website 4 the day:
Free vector graphics editor:
http://inkscape.org/en/
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Any fool
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 2, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Any fool can know. The point is to understand.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
DIY water filter from a tree branch:
http://ecopreneurist.com/2014/02/27/water-filter-made-tree-branch-removes-99-e-coli-bacteria/
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Intelligent happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 1, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway
Website 4 the day:
No excuse to be ignorant:
http://noexcuselist.com/
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Staying young
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 30, 2014,
In :
Humor
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
-- Lucille Ball
Website 4 the day:
Run Android Apps on Windows, Mac, and Linux boxes:
http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2014/09/hack-runs-android-apps-on-windows-mac-and-linux-computers/
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Great success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 29, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
I've had great success being a total idiot.
-- Jerry Lewis
Website 4 the day:
Know your stuff:
https://www.knowyourstuff.org
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Good birthdays
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 29, 2014,
In :
Humor
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
-- Larry Lorenzoni
Website 4 the day:
Slot machine science:
http://www.vox.com/2014/8/7/5976927/slot-machines-casinos-addiction-by-design
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Mobius joke
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 28, 2014,
In :
Humor
I've been trying to come up with a joke about a Mobius strip but I don't know where to begin.
Website 4 the day:
Make your own comics:
http://www.makebeliefscomix.com/
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Life is pleasant
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 27, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
-- Isaac Asimov
Website 4 the day:
Secret menu items:
http://hackthemenu.com/
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Highest form
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 26, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Puns are the highest form of literature.
-- Alfred Hitchcock
Website 4 the day:
Free online schematic capture:
http://www.digikey.com/en/resources/scheme-it
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Learn the rules
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 24, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Search with visual results:
http://redz.com/home
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No children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 23, 2014,
In :
Humor
Never have children, only grandchildren.
-- Gore Vidal
Website 4 the day:
Free invoice creator:
https://www.freeinvoicecreator.com/
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Public acceptance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 22, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
No scientific theory achieves public acceptance until it has been thoroughly discredited. .
-- Douglass Yates
Website 4 the day:
Free webinar for up to 100:
https://www.bigmarker.com/
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Needed difficulties
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 22, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Sunday mass
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 21, 2014,
In :
Humor
If Catholics only have mass on Sundays, do they cease to exist the rest of the week?
Website 4 the day:
Summarize text:
http://www.tools4noobs.com/summarize/
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Free people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 19, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
-- Eric Hoffer
Website 4 the day:
Free Microsoft training:
http://www.microsoftvirtualacademy.com/
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An inhuman act
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 18, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
A person who is going to commit an inhuman act invariably excuses himself by saying, "I'm only human after all."
-- Sydney J. Harris
Website 4 the day:
Natural language search engine:
http://lexxe.com/
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Never prepared
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 18, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Realized dreams
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 18, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
To have realized your dream makes you feel lost.
-- Oriana Fallaci
Website 4 the day:
License plate e-mail:
http://passingremarks.com/
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A life of ease
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 16, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
A life of ease is a difficult pursuit.
-- William Cowper
Website 4 the day:
Data visualization:
http://www.tableausoftware.com/public/
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Better memories
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 16, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
-- Ben Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Age calculator:
http://yash.info/agecalc/
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Talked about our future
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 15, 2014,
In :
Humor
I talked about our future and she brought up my past. It was a tense conversation.
Website 4 the day:
25 sites to watch free TV shows:
http://nerdsmagazine.com/websites-to-enjoy-your-favorite-tv-shows-online/
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Time is a drug
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 12, 2014,
In :
Humor
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.
-- Terry Pratchett
Website 4 the day:
Daily good:
http://www.dailygood.org/
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Amnesia and déjà vu
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 11, 2014,
In :
Humor
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Huffington's good news:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/good-news/
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Happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 10, 2014,
In :
Humor
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
-- George Burns
Website 4 the day:
Triple web browser:
http://www.lunascape.tv/
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Man's significance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 10, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The significance of man is that he is insignificant and is aware of it.
-- Carl Becker
Website 4 the day:
Good News Network:
http://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/
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God creating man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 9, 2014,
In :
Humor
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Optimist World:
http://optimistworld.com/
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Two wrongs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 8, 2014,
In :
Humor
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
-- Thomas Stephen Szasz
Website 4 the day:
Happy news:
http://www.happynews.com/
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Eat a watch
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 7, 2014,
In :
Humor
I tried to eat a watch. It was time consuming.
Website 4 the day:
Find the invisible cow:
http://findtheinvisiblecow.com/
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Everything is funny
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 5, 2014,
In :
Humor
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Collaborate in the cloud (free for up to 10 people):
http://www.igloosoftware.com/
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Closed mouth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 4, 2014,
In :
Humor
Bulldog v. skunk
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 3, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it's not worth it.
-- J. Nowell
Website 4 the day:
Gain Twitter and Facebook exposure:
http://www.billionfollowers.com/
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The trouble
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 3, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The trouble is you think you have time.
-- Buddha
Website 4 the day:
Unsubscribe from junk mail:
http://www.otherinbox.com/go/en/unsubscriber/
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Reincarnation seminar
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 2, 2014,
In :
Humor
Last month I blew $5,000 on a reincarnation seminar. I figured hey you only live once.
-- Randy Shakes
Website 4 the day:
DIY industrial machines:
http://opensourceecology.org/
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Life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 31, 2014,
In :
Humor
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering -- and it's all over much too soon.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
Learn Javascript:
http://eloquentjavascript.net/
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Bakery burned down
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 31, 2014,
In :
Humor
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Website 4 the day:
Edit Microsoft files for free:
http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/online/
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Nothing more stupid
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 29, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
There is nothing more stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Ethical hacking resources:
http://www.insecure.in/
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The act of tact
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 28, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Tact is the act of making a point without making an enemy.
-- Clarence Darrow
Website 4 the day:
Sound archive:
https://www.popuparchive.org/
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When you are angry
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 27, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Speak when you are angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
-- Henry Ward Beecher
Website 4 the day:
$2B crowd funding effort for USS Enterprise:
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/help-vulcan-alberta-build-the-uss-enterprise
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Quitting is easy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 26, 2014,
In :
Humor
Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it hundreds of times.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Open movie editor:
http://www.openmovieeditor.org
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Only in America
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 25, 2014,
In :
Humor
Only in America, if you fail as a person, you can always write a book.
-- Ferg Stevens
Website 4 the day:
Lower priority of CPU hogs:
http://www.donationcoder.com/Software/Mouser/proctamer/
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Many complain
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 24, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Many complain of their memory, few of their judgment.
-- Ben Franklin
Website 4 the day:
PDF E-books:
http://pdf-ebooks.org/
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In the waiting room
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 24, 2014,
In :
Humor
Nurse: “Doctor, there’s an invisible man in the waiting room.”
Doctor: “Tell him I can’t see him.”
Website 4 the day:
Equity crowdfunding:
http://www.seedrs.com/
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Needs 100 eyes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 22, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller but one.
-- George Herbert
Website 4 the day:
Strange chemical reactions:
https://vine.co/learn
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Good breakfast
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 22, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Hope is a good breakfast but a bad supper.
-- W. Rawley
Website 4 the day:
42 lacing methods:
http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/lacingmethods.htm
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Half truths
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 21, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Got the brain
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 20, 2014,
In :
Humor
You've got the brain of a four year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the day:
Web page load time:
http://www.numion.com/stopwatch/index.html
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End of your rope
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 19, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
When you get at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
-- Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Website 4 the day:
Fast & simple audio editor:
http://www.ocenaudio.com.br/
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We are all mad
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 17, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Lake and ocean depths:
http://xkcd.com/1040/large/
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Pottery accident
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 17, 2014,
In :
Humor
Acts of creation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 15, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Every act of creation is first of all an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso
Website 4 the day:
Free small photos:
http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/
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Only at peace
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 15, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
A nation is only at peace when it's at war.
-- Hugh Kingsmill
Website 4 the day:
More free images:
http://picjumbo.com/
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Ignorance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 13, 2014,
In :
Humor
Even his ignorance is in encyclopedic.
-- Stanislaw Lec
Website 4 the day:
Free images:
http://www.gratisography.com/
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Leading people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 12, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
To lead the people, walk behind them.
-- Lao-Tzu
Website 4 the day:
Create videos together:
https://mixbit.com/
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The bigger fool
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 12, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.
-- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec
Website 4 the day:
Free images:
http://www.morguefile.com/archive
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Return on my money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 11, 2014,
In :
Humor
I’m not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
German WWI images:
http://tiny.cc/germanwwi
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Fell into a colander
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 10, 2014,
In :
Humor
A man fell into a large colander and strained himself.
Website 4 the day:
List of websites Google has forgotten:
http://hiddenfromgoogle.com/
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Motivating husbands
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 8, 2014,
In :
Humor
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.
-- Anne Bancrof
Website 4 the day:
Pronounce your name for people:
http://namez.com/
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I am deep
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 7, 2014,
In :
Humor
I am deeply superficial.
-- Ava Gardner
Website 4 the day:
Starship schematics database:
http://www.shipschematics.net/
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Shortest distance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 6, 2014,
In :
Humor
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
-- Noelie Alito
Website 4 the day:
An homage to classic video games:
http://www.5by.com/art-and-animation/posts/7A5/game-over-by-pes
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Force is a poor solution
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 5, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
-- David Friedman
Website 4 the day:
Take a picture and sketch:
http://www.clarisketch.com/
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A stick in water
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 4, 2014,
In :
Humor
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That’s why I never take baths.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
PC hardware analysis:
http://www.hwinfo.com/
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The key to success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 4, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
You will find the key to success under the alarm clock.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Offline tool to create sketches from photos:
http://www.fotosketcher.com/download-fotosketcher/
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Obesity in my family
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 3, 2014,
In :
Humor
Obesity doesn't run in my family. No one runs in my family.
Website 4 the day:
The oldest joke book:
http://publishing.yudu.com/Library/Au7bv/PhilogelosTheLaughAd/resources/93.htm
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No exception
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 1, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
-- James Thurber
Website 4 the day:
Fix things around the home:
http://www.familyhandyman.com/video
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A need to know
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 31, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
I think we all have a need to know what we do not need to know.
-- William Safire
Website 4 the day:
Perpetual bubblewrap:
http://www.urban75.com/Mag/bubble.html
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People who know how to run the country
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 30, 2014,
In :
Humor
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns
Website 4 the day:
Stop being tracked:
https://www.eff.org/privacybadger
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Life is important
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 29, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Scan and import documents into your smartphone:
?yola-link-is-coming=true
http://www.vanaia.com/scanwritr/
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A wonderful thing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 28, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it.
-- Albert Einstein Continue reading ...
My language command
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 28, 2014,
In :
Humor
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
-- Robert C. Benchley
Website 4 the day:
Hackable browser::
http://breach.cc
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Gift cake
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 27, 2014,
In :
Humor
A German ex-con brought me a cake. I later discovered it was Stollen.
Website 4 the day:
Send e-mail and get it back 5 years from now:
thevault.listserve@gmail.com
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Wisdom
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 25, 2014,
In :
Humor
I’ve met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
-- Ambrose Bierce
Website 4 the day:
Car complaints:
http://www.carcomplaints.com/
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Had some words
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 25, 2014,
In :
Humor
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-- Bill Clinton
Website 4 the day:
Analyze webpage performance:
http://gtmetrix.com/
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A good lover
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 23, 2014,
In :
Humor
I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
Exercise your brain:
http://brainworkshop.sourceforge.net/
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I called the wrong number
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 22, 2014,
In :
Humor
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
-- James Thurber
Website 4 the day:
Browser-based password tool:
https://www.mitro.co/
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Six months to live
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 21, 2014,
In :
Humor
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.
-- Walter Matthau
Website 4 the day:
Private e-mail:
https://www.virtru.com/
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Intolerable ugliness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 21, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable, we find it necessary to change it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Ridiculous cons:
http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=57685
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Boring hunting
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 20, 2014,
In :
Humor
House hunting is incredibly boring, they never move.
Website 4 the day:
Convert text to functions:
http://www.xamuel.com/inverse-graphing-calculator.php?phrase=t4td.com
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Afraid of the dark
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 18, 2014,
In :
Humor
I’m afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
Improve your social writing:
https://notegraphy.com/
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When a man ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 17, 2014,
In :
Humor
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
-- Prince Philip
Website 4 the day:
Do you have Adult ADHD?
http://www.everydayhealth.com/ownyouradhd
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Depressed women
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 16, 2014,
In :
Humor
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-- Elayne Boosler
Website 4 the day:
Free video conferencing:
https://appear.in/
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He who hesitates
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 15, 2014,
In :
Humor
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
-- Mae West
Website 4 the day:
Disposable e-mail:
http://www.yopmail.com/en/
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Predictions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 14, 2014,
In :
Humor
Wall Street indexes predicted 9 out of the last five recessions.
-- Paul a Samuelson
Website 4 the day:
Digital painting studio:
http://kritastudio.com/
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Poker is tough
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 13, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Poker is a tough way to make an easy living.
-- Bob "Silver Eagle" Thompson
Website 4 the day:
Easy digital painting:
http://mypaint.intilinux.com/
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Stolen calendar
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 13, 2014,
In :
Humor
Two thieves stole a calendar. Each got six months.
Website 4 the day:
Household product tricks:
http://www.gagsbox.com/tape-this-inside-medicine-cabinet/
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The devil cites Scripture
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 11, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
-- William Shakespeare
Website 4 the day:
Web surfing selfie:
http://surfkoll.se/
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What we are
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 11, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
We know what we are, but not what we may be.
-- William Shakespeare
Website 4 the day:
Check for unusual sites/products:
http://www.ohgizmo.com/
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Our doubts are traitors
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 10, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt.
-- William Shakespeare
Website 4 the day:
Pretty bookmarks:
http://raindrop.io/
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Either good or bad
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 8, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.
-- William Shakespeare
Website 4 the day:
Tell a story with your photos:
http://www.myparade.com/
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Not in the stars
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 8, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.
-- William Shakespeare
Website 4 the day:
Past photos:
http://www.viraldoza.com/50-photos-past-shocking-hilarious-cant-believe-things-changed/
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Fool vs. wise man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 7, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
-- William Shakespeare
Website 4 the day:
Learn stuff:
https://learni.st/
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Job cleaning mirrors
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 6, 2014,
In :
Humor
I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could see myself doing.
Website 4 the day:
You're getting old:
http://you.regettingold.com/
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Who I was
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 5, 2014,
In :
Humor
I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
-- Emo Plillips
Website 4 the day:
Find online courses:
http://www.mysliderule.com/
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Food and medicine
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 5, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food.
-- Hippocrates
Website 4 the day:
Algorithm repository:
http://www.algorithmatic.com/
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Painting is easy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 3, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Painting is easy when you don't know how but very difficult when you do.
-- Edgar Degas
Website 4 the day:
Scifi movie sound generator:
http://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/spaceshipNoiseGenerator.php
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On the other hand
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 2, 2014,
In :
Humor
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Sleep in someone else's hotel room:
https://www.roomertravel.com/
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Forgive me
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 1, 2014,
In :
Humor
Forgive me now – tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
Website 4 the day:
How much of your nest egg is being eaten?
https://www.feex.com/
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Humor like a frog
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 1, 2014,
In :
Humor
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
-- E. B. White
Website 4 the day:
Capture screenshot of a web page:
http://ctrlq.org/screenshots/
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You’re not drunk
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 30, 2014,
In :
Humor
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
-- Dean Martin
Website 4 the day:
Fix stuff:
http://www.ifixit.com/
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Split pea soup
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 30, 2014,
In :
Humor
I ordered split pea soup at a beatnik restaurant all I got was an bowl of hot water.
Website 4 the day:
Urinal video game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1QxnG25Tl4
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Putting the record straight
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 27, 2014,
In :
Humor
Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past.
-- Erica Jong
Website 4 the day:
Click on a finger:
http://www.arnelefant.de/iClip_fuer_html.swf
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Most afraid of
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 27, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The thing I’m most afraid of is me. Of not knowing what I’m going to do. Of not knowing what I’m doing right now.
-- Haruki Murakami
Website 4 the day:
Income tax estimator:
http://app.adiz.net/incometaxcalculator/
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Accept your flaws
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 26, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.
-- Tyrion Lannister
Website 4 the day:
Find your discounts and deals:
http://www.larky.com/
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You may not control events
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 25, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
You may not control all the events that happen to you, but you can decide not to be reduced by them.
-- Maya Angelou
Website 4 the day:
Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet:
http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/
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Who were you?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 24, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Can you remember who you were, before the world told you who you should be?
-- Danielle LaPorte
Website 4 the day:
Unlimited free music:
http://cmd.fm
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Faith
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 23, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Faith is taking the first step even when you can’t see the whole staircase.
-- Martin Luther King Jr.
Website 4 the day:
How to sharpen pencils:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkSmaFAuaH4
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Puns to kleptomaniacs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 22, 2014,
In :
Humor
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Website 4 the day:
Clean your screen:
http://www.sanger.dk
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Try to fail
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 22, 2014,
In :
Humor
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Remote access via browser:
http://sourceforge.net/projects/guacamole/
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Every gun made
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 20, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Website 4 the day:
What schizophrenia is like:
http://www.5by.com/wow/posts/6AV/anderson-cooper-tries-a-schizophrenia-simulator
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When I was your age
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 19, 2014,
In :
Humor
When I was your age, television was called books.
-- William Goldman
Website 4 the day:
Epic fails:
http://www.pbh2.com/humor/fail-gif/
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I don't hate people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 18, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around.
Charles Bukowski
Website 4 the day:
Create a web page quickly:
http://pen.io/
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Human marks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 17, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The marks humans leave are too often scars.
-- John Green
Website 4 the day:
Computer and malware help:
http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/
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What adults are
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 16, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Watching TV
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 15, 2014,
In :
Humor
I was watching the television for hours yesterday. I got bored, so I turned it on. That didn't help.
Website 4 the day:
Play with faces:
http://mono-1.com/monoface/main.html
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Measure of health
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 15, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
It is no measure of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
-- Jiddu Krisnamurti
Website 4 the day:
Prove anything:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/prove-anything-statistics-using-spurious-correlations-weird-wonderful-web/
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A man may die
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 13, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on.
-- John F. Kennedy
Website 4 the day:
Fax 5 pages twice/day for free:
http://http://faxorama.com//
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Sad words
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 11, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Of all sad words of mouth or pen, the saddest are these: it might have been.
-- John Greenleaf Whittier
Website 4 the day:
Uncensored news:
https://www.youtube.com/vicenews
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Are we alone?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 10, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
-- Arthur C. Clark
Website 4 the day:
Find your stolen camera:
http://www.stolencamerafinder.com/
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People are other people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 9, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions. Their lives a mimicry. Their passions a quotation.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Is a website suspicious:
http://google.com/safebrowsing/diagnostic?site=t4td.com/
(replace t4td.com with the site of interest)
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Some die early
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 9, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Some people die at 25 and aren’t buried until 75.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Hum to your computer:
http://www.midomi.com/
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Shotgun wedding
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 7, 2014,
In :
Humor
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.
Website 4 the day:
Man vs. balloon:
http://awegif.com/gifs/5474.gif
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Nothing is work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 7, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing is really work, unless you'd rather be doing something else.
-- James Barrie
Website 4 the day:
Create a chat room:
https://chatstep.com/
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So useless
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 5, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.
-- Peter Drucker
Website 4 the day:
All my friends are dead comic:
http://www.whokilledbambi.co.uk/public/2010/07/friends.gif
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The ‘good life’
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 4, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The ‘good life’ begins when you stop wanting a better one.
-- Nkosiphambili E. Molapis
Website 4 the day:
Increasing dominos:
http://thekidshouldseethis.com/post/53847062117
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The undead
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 4, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Unbeing dead isn’t being alive.
-- E. E. Cummings
Website 4 the day:
Free invoicing:
http://invoiceable.co/
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Life's purpose
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 2, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
-- Robert Byrne
Website 4 the day:
Fix your bike:
http://www.parktool.com/blog/repair-help
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One real sin
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 2, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
How he became a ditch-digger
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 2, 2014,
In :
Humor
When I asked the man how he became a ditch-digger, he said he just fell into it.
Website 4 the day:
Octopus unscrews a jar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL3M_DcO6wk#t=83
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Institutions preserve
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 30, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
-- Clay Shirky
Website 4 the day:
Get money back for delayed or canceled air flights:
http://www.getairhelp.com/us
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Blowing winds
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 29, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
When the winds of change blow, some people build walls and others build windmills.
-- Chinese proverb
Website 4 the day:
Free Metropolitan Museum of Art images:
http://www.metmuseum.org/collection/the-collection-online
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All possible objections
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 29, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome.
-- Samuel Johnson
Website 4 the day:
Font terms:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/many-font-terms-know/
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Companies fail
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 27, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The single biggest reason companies fail is they overinvest in what is, as opposed to what might be.
-- Gary Hamel
Website 4 the day:
Charitable search engine:
http://www.sleio.com/
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What customers want
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 26, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
If I'd have asked my customers what they wanted, they would have told me 'A faster horse'.
-- Henry Ford
Website 4 the day:
Large list of cheat sheets:
http://www.gegeek.com/documents/649546B630371346316B2DAAD5D323C7F7B73A14.html
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Not living up to other's expectations
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 26, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
I am not in this world to live up to other people’s expectations, nor do l feel that the world must live up to mine.
-- Fritz Perl
Website 4 the day:
Backup your Google data:
https://www.google.com/settings/takeout
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Escaped rabbits
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 25, 2014,
In :
Humor
5000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area.
Website 4 the day:
Interplanetary delivery service:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSGZyRBpMBE#t=60
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Never discourage
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 24, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.
-- Plato
Website 4 the day:
Instant justice:
http://thewondrous.com/these-20-people-got-instant-justice-for-being-jerks-gifs
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Life is hard
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 23, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Life is hard, it's harder if you're stupid.
-- John Wayne
Website 4 the day:
Make a chart:
http://live.amcharts.com/
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Can not lead
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 21, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte
Website 4 the day:
The past and future popularity of your name:
http://time.com/93911/baby-name-predictor/
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Most important thing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 20, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.
-- Peter Drucker
Website 4 the day:
All-in-one travel organizer:
https://www.tripit.com/
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Opportunities lost
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 19, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Opportunities are not lost. They are just taken by others.
-- Jane Bozarth
Website 4 the day:
Search with visual results:
http://oskope.com/
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Don't like change
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 19, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less.
-- General Shinseki
Website 4 the day:
Compare nations graphically:
http://www.nationmaster.com/
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Dancing cheek-to-cheek
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 18, 2014,
In :
Humor
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Website 4 the day:
Generate domain names:
http://www.domainsbot.com/
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Worse than training
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 16, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The only thing worse than training your employees and having them leave is not training them and having them stay.
-- Henry Ford
Website 4 the day:
Find free images:
http://www.veezzle.com/
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Don't take risks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 15, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
If you don't take risks... you actually risk everything.
-- Jimmy Vee
Website 4 the day:
80,000+ British Newsreels:
https://www.youtube.com/user/britishpathe
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You're on the right track
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 14, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Cat saves boy:
http://www.5by.com/staff-faves/posts/5YM/my-cat-saved-my-son
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A change for the better
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 13, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by drawbacks and discomforts.
-- Arnold Bennett
Website 4 the day:
Learn HTML & CSS:
http://www.webdesigndegreecenter.org/learn-to-code/
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Only works in practice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 13, 2014,
In :
Humor
Wikipedia only works in practice. In theory, it's a total disaster.
-- Sue Gardner
Website 4 the day:
Your digital afterlife:
https://tellmebye.com/en
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If you had a hammer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 11, 2014,
In :
Humor
If the only tool you have is a hammer, it's hard to eat spaghetti.
-- David Allen
Website 4 the day:
Weather odds:
http://www.weatherodds.info/
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Carpet store fire
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 10, 2014,
In :
Humor
After the carpet store burned down, only remnants remained.
Website 4 the day:
Sent e-mail reminders:
http://reme.io/
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How many breaths you took
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 9, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
In the end, it’s not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.
-- Shing Xiong
Website 4 the day:
Online teleprompter:
http://www.cueprompter.com/
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Have anything you want
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 8, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
You can have anything you want if you are willing to give up the belief that you can’t have it.
-- Robert Anthony
Website 4 the day:
Save the Internet:
http://www.savetheinternet.com/sti-home
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Be insignificant
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 8, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.
-- Mahatma Gandhi
Website 4 the day:
Audio version of Youtube:
http://audioboo.fm/
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No man living
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 6, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
There is no man living that can not do more than he thinks he can.
-- Henry Ford
Website 4 the day:
You think you had a bad day?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wqg-zugZdI0
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Who isn't rowing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 6, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
A state of mind
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 5, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Defeat is a state of mind; no one is ever defeated until defeat has been accepted as a reality.
-- Bruce Lee
Website 4 the day:
Laws being broken:
http://5thingsilearnedtoday.com/blog/2014/4/21/photographing-silly-laws-being-broken
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The Dalmatian ran away
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 4, 2014,
In :
Humor
When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.
Website 4 the day:
Some useless devices:
http://www.ufunk.net/design/the-uncomfortable-katerina-kamprani
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The condiment of success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 2, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
Truman Capote
Website 4 the day:
Let's say you went back in time:
http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/qw-cheatsheet-print-zoom.jpg
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What you cannot do
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 2, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.
John Wooden
Website 4 the day:
Photos of current events:
http://viiphoto.com/issues-in-the-news/
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Going to church
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 1, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. -- Bill Sunday
Website 4 the day:
Patterns (use scroll wheel):
http://thepatternlibrary.com/
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Always borrow money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 30, 2014,
In :
Humor
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
-- Oscare Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Online photo editor:
http://pixlr.com/editor/
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Teach today’s students
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 29, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
If we teach today’s students as we taught yesterday’s, we rob them of tomorrow.
-- John Dewey
Website 4 the day:
Drag and drop web page builder:
http://www.layoutit.com/
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Live a happy life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 29, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or objects.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Create a software tutorial:
http://www.debugmode.com/wink/
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Quarks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 27, 2014,
In :
Humor
Never trust a quark. They make up everything.
Website 4 the day:
Academic Torrent:
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Smarter than dogs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 25, 2014,
In :
Humor
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
-- Jeff Valdez
Website 4 the day:
Android app to easily share WiFi:
http://instabridge.com/en/
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The electric chair
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 24, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The cure for crime is not the electric chair, but the high chair.
-- J. Edgar Hoover
Website 4 the day:
Car repair local prices:
http://repairpal.com/
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Getting ahead
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 23, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Videos removed from Youtube:
http://youtomb.mit.edu
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Make me different
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 22, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The things that make me different are the things that make me.
-- A.A. Milne
Website 4 the day:
Create repeated text blocks :
http://www.funduc.com/dupblock.htm
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Offer no excuse
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 21, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.
-- George Washington
Website 4 the day:
Catalog of web designer references:
http://www.webdesignerheaven.com/
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Deny freedom
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 20, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
Play any song:
http://bop.fm/
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Coca-Cola interviews
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 19, 2014,
In :
Humor
Interviews at the Coca-Cola factory include a pop quiz.
Website 4 the day:
Optical illusion cut-outs:
http://gagsarea.com/28099
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Uncle's dying wish
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 18, 2014,
In :
Humor
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Find your next love:
https://www.allpaws.com/
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Rolling drunk
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 17, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
-- Kurt Vonnegut
Website 4 the day:
New web app language:
https://www.dartlang.org/
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Success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 17, 2014,
In :
Humor
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner
Website 4 the day:
Multiplatform backup:
http://www.code42.com/crashplan/
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Our own devil
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 15, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. Continue reading ...
The world is a stage
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 14, 2014,
In :
Humor
The world is a stage and the play is badly cast.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Improve your writing:
http://www.hemingwayapp.com/
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The mistakes of others
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 13, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
Website 4 the day:
Beautify your photos:
http://photomania.net/
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Boolean's best
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 12, 2014,
In :
Humor
The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.
Website 4 the day:
Easily put events on your calendar:
http://super.cc/
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Counting troubles
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 11, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Website 4 the day:
Multiplatform local file transfer:
http://www.msec.it/blog/?page_id=11
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Rat race
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 10, 2014,
In :
Humor
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin
Website 4 the day:
High quality video courses:
http://www.mobento.com/
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Not art
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 9, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Art is not what you see, but what you make others see.
-- Edgar Degas
Website 4 the day:
Google will eat itself:
http://www.googlewilleatitself.com/
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Facts first
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 8, 2014,
In :
Humor
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Automatic podcast post-production:
http://auphonic.com/
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We want to be good
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 8, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
On the whole, human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time.
-- George Orwell
Website 4 the day:
Ace your next job interview:
http://digg.com/video/how-to-nail-a-job-interview?utm_source=digg&utm_medium=email
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Knowing is not enough
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 7, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough: we must do.
-- Bruce Lee
Website 4 the day:
Circuits for hobbyists:
http://www.sentex.ca/~mec1995/circ/circuits.htm
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Alexander Graham Bell
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 6, 2014,
In :
Humor
Alexander Graham Bell followed his calling.
Website 4 the day:
Find songs on the Internet:
http://soundyouneed.com/
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Adjusted views
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 5, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved.
-- Tim Minchin
Website 4 the day:
Trapped in an Ikea room:
http://thechive.com/2013/11/18/for-fun-one-day-ylvis-decided-to-trap-some-people-in-an-ikea-video/
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You're offended
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 4, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.
-- Ricky Gervais
Website 4 the day:
Things cut in half:
http://www.viralforest.com/things-cut-half
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Stick to your values
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 3, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.
-- Jon Stewart
Website 4 the day:
Open-access peer reviewed reports:
http://www.plosone.org/
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Things done in a day
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 2, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Many fine things can be done in a day if you don't always make that day tomorrow.
-- Anonymous
Website 4 the day:
Cost of anti-vaccination hype:
http://jennymccarthybodycount.com/Anti-Vaccine_Body_Count/Home.html
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What you are
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 1, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Not meant to be reached
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 31, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
A goal is not always meant to be reached. It often serves simply as something to aim at.
-- Bruce Lee
Website 4 the day:
Smart tags show if food spoiled:
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/smart-tags-change-color-when-food-gets-spoiled/
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Dad was stealing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 30, 2014,
In :
Humor
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Website 4 the day:
Pong traffic light button:
http://www.gtack.com/p.php?p=un0vla8n
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All wrapped up
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 28, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Being all wrapped up in yourself makes you a very small package.
-- Alford Frost
Website 4 the day:
Size of the sex economy:
http://www.urban.org/publications/413047.html
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Making a choice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 27, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
When you have to make a choice and don't make it, that is in itself a choice.
-- William James
Website 4 the day:
Watch restricted web content:
http://proxmate.dave.cx/
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If you wait
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 27, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
If you wait, all that happens is you get older.
-- Larry McMurtry
Website 4 the day:
History of math:
http://www.storyofmathematics.com/story.html
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Small minds
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 26, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Small minds create big problems.
-- Michael Travis
Website 4 the day:
Dice and splice Youtube videos:
http://www.stepup.io/
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Never wanted to be famous
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 24, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
I never wanted to be famous. I only wanted to be great.
-- Ray Charles
Website 4 the day:
Free Getty images for social media:
http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/Creative/Frontdoor/embed
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Wars started by lies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 24, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
If wars can be started by lies, they can be stopped by truth.
-- Julian Assange
Website 4 the day:
Video game teaches coding:
https://sites.google.com/a/eng.ucsd.edu/codespells/
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Ghosts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 23, 2014,
In :
Humor
Sunday is PUNday:
Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers.
Website 4 the day:Include yourself in group photos:
http://groopic.com/
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Cult of ignorance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 21, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'"
-- Isaac Asimonv
Website 4 the day:
Windows XP support ending, learn Linux now for free:
https://www.edx.org/course/linuxfoundationx/linuxfoundationx-lfs101x-introduction-1621
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Opportunity doesn't knock
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 21, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
-- Milton Berle
Website 4 the day:
Tiny handcuff key:
http://tihk.co/
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A self-referential truth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 19, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
All great truth begin as blasphemies.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the day:
Cool hacks and mods:
http://hacknmod.com/
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Praying for an easy life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 18, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
-- Bruce Lee
Website 4 the day:
Stop mail catalogs:
https://www.catalogchoice.org/
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Doing nothing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 18, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do.
-- Jerome K. Jerome
Website 4 the day:
Obscenely long URL maker:
http://www.longurlmaker.com/
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Software bugs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 17, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
-- Edsger Dijkstra
Website 4 the day:
15 minutes of fiction a day:
https://dailylit.com/
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Reading & sunbathing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 16, 2014,
In :
Humor
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
Website 4 the day:
Bad Project (Lady Gaga parody):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl4L4M8m4d0
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Programmer troubles
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 14, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late.
-- Seymour Cray
Website 4 the day:
Send anonymous poop (3 varieties!):
http://poopsenders.com/
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Kinds of programming languages
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 13, 2014,
In :
Humor
There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses.
-- Bjarne Stroustrup
Website 4 the day:
Inflatable turkey:
http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-11940-Inflatable-Turkey/dp/B002K51IQI
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A good programmer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 13, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
-- Doug Linder
Website 4 the day:
Invisible driver prank:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVrJ8DxECbg
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Crappy software
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 12, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
One man’s crappy software is another man’s full time job.
-- Jessica Gaston
Website 4 the day:
Google Glass date:
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/video/1iFVMF
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Writing error-free programs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 11, 2014,
In :
Humor
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
-- Alan J. Perlis
Website 4 the day:
Endless energy source:
http://www.vid4fun.com/Funny/189/endless-source-of-energy.html
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Reusable software
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 10, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.
-- Ralph Johnson
Website 4 the day:
What if animals were round?
http://www.whenyourebored.com/videos/what-if-animals-were-round_4.html
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Root beer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 9, 2014,
In :
Humor
I poured root beer into a square cup. Now I just have beer.
Website 4 the day:
Let knowledge flow:
https://gibbon.co
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Some women
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 8, 2014,
In :
Humor
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.”
― Cher
Website 4 the day:
Get answers from local businesses:
http://talkto.com/
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A dangerous place
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 7, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world.
― John le Carré
Website 4 the day:
Improve your writing:
http://www.expresso-app.org/
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How rare is insanity?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 6, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
― Friedrich Nietzsche
Website 4 the day:
Random website:
http://www.randomwebsite.com/cgi-bin/random.pl
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Simply morality
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 5, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people we personally dislike.
― Oscar Wilde
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Looking for a blessing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 4, 2014,
In :
Humor
What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.
-- Jerome K. Jerome
Website 4 the day:
Transcribe audio/video files:
http://otranscribe.com/
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Never started
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 3, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.
- J.R.R. Tolkien
Website 4 the day:
Keep windows on top:
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Parking space sign
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 2, 2014,
In :
Humor
Sign by parking space: "Witches' parking only. All others will be toad."
Website 4 the day:
Rhyming dictionary and verse editor:
http://www.tucows.com/preview/511127/McGill-Rhyming-Dictionary--VersePerfect
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Sanity is a madness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 28, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Sanity is a madness put to good uses.”
― George Santayana
Website 4 the day:
Find your stuff, anywhere:
http://www.synata.com/
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Very difficult
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 27, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
It's actually very difficult to make something both simple and good.”
― Paul Simon
Website 4 the day:
Temporary shorted URLs:
http://shoutkey.com/
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Write what you know
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 27, 2014,
In :
Humor
Write what you know. That should leave you with a lot of free time.”
― Howard Nemerov
Website 4 the day:
Free live video:
http://www.filmon.com/tv/live
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I like work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 26, 2014,
In :
Humor
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
-- Jerome K. Jerome
Website 4 the day:
See the iron in your cereal:
http://www.kjmagnetics.com/blog.asp?p=cereal-contains-iron
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Purpose of life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 25, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The purpose of life is to be defeated by greater and greater things.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke
Website 4 the day:
Whose playing your song?
http://radiosearchengine.com/
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An infantile disease
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 24, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Develop cross-platform apps:
http://xdk-software.intel.com/
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Juries are never satisfied
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 23, 2014,
In :
Humor
Juries are never satisfied with their verdicts, they always return them.
Website 4 the day:
Free photos:
http://photopin.com/
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Measles and love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 22, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
-- Lord Byron
Website 4 the day:
Find speed traps:
https://www.trapster.com/
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So focused
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 20, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Never be so focused on what you're looking for that you overlook the thing you actually find.
-- Ann Patchett
Website 4 the day:
Up/down status of popular sites:
http://downrightnow.com/, and
http://downdetector.com/
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The most beautiful makeup
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 19, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.
-- Yves Saint-Laurent
Website 4 the day:
Create an event site:
http://splashthat.com/
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Poetry
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 19, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Poetry is what gets lost in translation.
-- Robert Frost
Website 4 the day:
Turn a movie script into a storyboard:
http://studios.amazon.com/storyteller
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Omit
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 18, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Omit needless words.
-- William Strunk Jr.
Website 4 the day:
Generate drop-down menus:
http://www.dropdownmenugenerator.com/
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\When people agree
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 17, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Search Youtube more efficiently:
http://toogl.es/
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Your lack of hair
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 16, 2014,
In :
Humor
If you deceive people about your lack of hair, there will be hell toupee.
Website 4 the day:
Extend your Gmail:
http://http://toolbox.mxhero.com//
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Too open-minded
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 14, 2014,
In :
Humor
If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
― Lawrence Ferlinghetti
Website 4 the day:
Learn to be a hacker:
http://www.fromdev.com/2013/07/Hacking-Tutorials.html
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The future
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 13, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
― John Green
Website 4 the day:
Spoof calling #5:
http://bluffmycall.com/
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The sad truth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 13, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The sad truth is the truth is sad.
-- Lemony Snicket
Website 4 the day:
Spoof calling #4:
http://calleridfaker.com/
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Our greatest glory
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 12, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
-- Confucius
Website 4 the day:
Spoof calling #3:
http://www.spooftel.com/
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I feel good
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 11, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
Spoof calling #2:
http://www.spoofcard.com/
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Everyone is a moon
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 10, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Spoof calling #1:
http://www.crazycall.net/
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Nobel laureates
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 10, 2014,
In :
Humor
Although Nobelists tend to have dynamite personalities, Niels was a Bohr, and Linus was a Pauling.
Website 4 the day:
Learn to program:
http://www.codecademy.com/
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Adventure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 7, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Adventure is just bad planning.
-- Roald Amundsen
Website 4 the day:
Wordpress tutorials:
http://wordpress.tv/
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Little by little
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 6, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Little by little, one travels far.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien
Website 4 the day:
Trial following on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/FollowTrial
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Worth dying for
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 6, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for.
-- Albert Camus
Website 4 the day:
Useful map tools:
http://www.freemaptools.com/
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The greatest threat
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 5, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism.
-- Wole Soyinka
Website 4 the day:
Remove dead browser bookmarks:
http://aignes.com/deadlink.htm
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Truth and beauty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 4, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is.
-- Nadine Gordimer
Website 4 the day:
Personalized links:
https://clickug.com/
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The middle of difficulty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 3, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Free movies and TV shows:
http://www.viewster.com/
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Man cooled to absolute zero
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 2, 2014,
In :
Humor
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
Website 4 the day:
Repair electronic stuff:
http://www.repairfaq.org/sam/tshoot.htm
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Why drink
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 1, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
I drink to make other people more interesting.
-- Ernest Hemingway
Website 4 the day:
Make a paper wallet:
http://ipapercraft.com/credit-card-cash-wallet/
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Never met a man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 31, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
-- Galileo Galilei
Website 4 the day:
Technical tutorials:
http://www.bestechvideos.com/
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Success is failure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 30, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.
-- Winston Churchill
Website 4 the day:
People search engine:
http://peekyou.com
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God is on our side
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 29, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
My concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
What is Congress up to?
http://congress.org/
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One's craziness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 28, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
One person's craziness is another person's reality.
-- Tim Burton
Website 4 the day:
List installed fonts in your web browser:
http://www.bitstorm.org/fontlist/
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Not worth doing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 27, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it.
-- Terry Pratchett
Website 4 the day:
Compare shipping company rates:
https://shiphawk.com/
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Solipsistic
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 26, 2014,
In :
Humor
Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
Website 4 the day:
Free Android IDE:
http://www.jetbrains.com/idea/features/android.html
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Original thoughts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 25, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new after all.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
Learn Android programming:
https://www.coursera.org/course/android
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Never met a man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 24, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
-- Galileo Galilei
Website 4 the day:
All the buzz on one page:
http://addictomatic.com/
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My ghoulish reputation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 23, 2014,
In :
Humor
Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
-- Robert Bloch
Website 4 the day:
Fill out PDF forms:
https://www.fillanypdf.com/
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Wisdom
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 22, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.
-- Terry Pratchett
Website 4 the day:
Up to 50 GB free storage:
http://www.mediafire.com/
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People with no vices
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 21, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
-- Elizabeth Taylor
Website 4 the day:
Up to the minute weather:
http://forecast.io
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Suffer insanity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 20, 2014,
In :
Humor
I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Website 4 the day:
Your social life after death:
https://perpetu.co/
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Cool celebrities
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 19, 2014,
In :
Humor
Celebrities stay so cool due to their many fans.
Website 4 the day:
Instant search for Chome browser:
http://searchlet.io/
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Forgive anybody
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2014,
In :
Humor
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.
― Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
3 words identify all of earth:
http://what3words.com/
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First draft
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The first draft of anything is shit.
― Ernest Hemingway
Website 4 the day:
Bing vs. Google:
http://www.bing-vs-google.com/
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Nothing is impossible
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2014,
In :
Humor
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
― A.A. Milne
Website 4 the day:
Blog with no web experience:
http://www.socialgimme.com/
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It's not denial
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 15, 2014,
In :
Humor
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
-- Bill Watterson
Website 4 the day:
Gender of blog author:
http://www.genderanalyzer.com/
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Capacity for friendship
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 14, 2014,
In :
Humor
The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.
-- Jay McInerney
Website 4 the day:
They bring at night:
http://www.useluna.com/
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Meeting destiny
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 13, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it.
-- Jean de La Fontaine
Website 4 the day:
Back up Gmail:
http://gmvault.org/
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$2,000 perfume
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 13, 2014,
In :
Humor
A woman who wears $2,000 per ounce perfume has no common scents.
Website 4 the day:
Virtually anonymous:
https://duvamis.com/newvision/homepage.htm
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Stephen King's scariest
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 11, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Thought 4 The Day (http://t4td.com for past thoughts and websites) Thought 4 The Day:
The scariest moment is always just before you start.
-- Stephen King
Website 4 the day:
Biography search:
http://www.omnibiography.com/
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A serviceable substitute
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 10, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Custom URL to your text:
http://textsnip.com/custom.php
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Time is a drug
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 9, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.
-- Terry Pratchett
Website 4 the day:
Flexible file renamer:
http://hp.vector.co.jp/authors/VA014830/english/FlexRena/
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Making jokes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 7, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
-- Marilyn Monroe
Website 4 the day:
Instant Craigslist
http://craigstant.com/
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People, generally
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 7, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
People generally see what they look for, and hear what they listen for.
-- Harper Lee
Website 4 the day:
Access websites simultaneously:
https://www.simulty.com/
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War does not ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 6, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
-- Bertrand Russell
Website 4 the day:
Manuals online:
http://www.manualslib.com/
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Exorcist payment
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 5, 2014,
In :
Humor
I didn't pay my exorcist and was repossessed.
Website 4 the day:
Crowdsourced delivery:
http://www.piggybee.com/
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A superb cast
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 4, 2014,
In :
Humor
My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
Website 4 the day:
Website builder:
http://www.webdesignland.com/
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Everyone likes you
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 3, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself.
-- Rita Mae Brown
Website 4 the day:
Heat map of Craigslist posted jobs:
http://www.clgraphs.com/
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Who can you trust?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 2, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.
-- Ernest Hemingway
Website 4 the day:
Share and replay sketches:
http://www.pixiclip.com
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Lying idle
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 1, 2014,
In :
Philosophy
Define yourself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 31, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
-- Alan Wilson Watts
Website 4 the day:
Free music:
http://www.rdio.com/
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A well written book
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 30, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
If a book is well written, I always find it too short.
-- Jane Austen
Website 4 the day:
Get organized:
http://www.treepad.com/treepadfreeware/
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A tattoo artist
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 29, 2013,
In :
Humor
A tattoo artist has designs on his clients.
Website 4 the day:
Search the web, plant a tree:
http://www.ecosia.org/
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Illegal alien problem
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 28, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
-- Robert Orben
Website 4 the day:
Your name in Japanese:
http://www.takase.com/Names/NameInJapaneseI.htm
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Ancient cats were worshipped
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 27, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
-- Terry Pratchett
Website 4 the day:
Speed reading training:
http://www.zapreader.com/
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Your bad luck
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 26, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from.
-- Cormac McCarthy
Website 4 the day:
I see dead URLs:
http://deadurl.com/
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What you do
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 24, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Website 4 the day:
Your video concierge:
http://www.5by.com/
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Clothes make the man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2013,
In :
Humor
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Defeat Internet censorship:
https://www.getlantern.org/
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Never fail
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 23, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
You never fail until you stop trying.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Build a self-grading quiz in Google Docs:
http://planetoftheweb.com/components/promos.php?id=534
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Fear hurdles
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 22, 2013,
In :
Humor
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
Website 4 the day:
Find Ebay misspellings:
http://www.invisible-auctions.com/
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Three lives
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 21, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Everyone has three lives: a public life, a private life, and a secret life.
-- Gabriel García Márquez
Website 4 the day:
Make a miracle:
http://www.glassgiant.com/miracles/#miracle
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What you can do
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 20, 2013,
In :
Humor
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
-- Orson Welles
Website 4 the day:
Free computer tips:
http://newsletter.askleo.com
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Be yourself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 19, 2013,
In :
Humor
Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.
-- Joss Whedon
Website 4 the day:
Youtube converter:
http://www.freemake.com/free_youtube_converter/
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Not necessarily true
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 18, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Compare fonts:
http://www.typetester.org
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Sign of a cluttered mind
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 17, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Picture-in-picture browsing:
http://www.coolpreviews.com/
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Too many walls
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
We build too many walls and not enough bridges.
-- Isaac Newton
Website 4 the day:
Personalized VPN (in beta):
https://uproxy.org/
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At the ocean bottom
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 15, 2013,
In :
Humor
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
Website 4 the day:
WYSIWYG HTML editor:
http://htmleditor.in/index.html
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Hear and forget
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 13, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
I hear and I forget; I see and I remember; I do and I understand.
-- Old Chinese Proverb
Website 4 the day:
Make a permanent copy of a anything online:
https://www.mummify.it/
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Don't ask God for a bike
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 13, 2013,
In :
Humor
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
-- Emo Philips
Website 4 the day:
Learn a language:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/languages/
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Life is a shipwreck
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 12, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
-- Voltaire
Website 4 the day:
Learn to write Chinese or Japanese:
http://www.skritter.com/
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Sanity v. happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 11, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Brand colors:
http://brandcolors.net/
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The coin of your life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 10, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Time is the coin of your life. You spend it. Do not allow others to spend it for you.
-- Carl Sandburg
Website 4 the day:
Control startup programs:
http://www.mlin.net/StartupCPL.shtml
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Temporary pain
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 9, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever.
-- Lance Armstrong
Website 4 the day:
Get an online fake girlfriend:
http://fakegirlfriend.co/
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Crossed an electric eel
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 8, 2013,
In :
Humor
I crossed an electric eel with a sponge and wound up with a shock absorber.
Website 4 the day:
Erase yourself:
http://gizmodo.com/how-to-erase-yourself-from-the-internet-1456270634
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Observed rules
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 6, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
If I'd observed all the rules I'd never have got anywhere.
-- Marilyn Monroe
Website 4 the day:
Drag circles, have fun:
http://www.thecleverest.com/content/attractors.swf
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Handicapped ambitions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 5, 2013,
In :
Humor
My ambition is handicapped by laziness.
-- Charles Bukowski
Website 4 the day:
Internet radio and recorder:
http://www.screamer-radio.com/
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Your sense of morals
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 5, 2013,
In :
Humor
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
-- Isaac Asimov
Website 4 the day:
Social alarm clock:
http://sleep.fm/
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Stories of imagination
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 4, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.
-- Terry Pratchett
Website 4 the day:
Visually debug regular expressions:
https://www.debuggex.com/
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Begin with a wash of black
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 3, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
A painter should begin every canvas with a wash of black, because all things in nature are dark except where exposed by the light.
-- Leonardo da Vinci
Website 4 the day:
Web activity over the last second:
http://onesecond.designly.com/
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The art of making a point
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 2, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
-- Isaac Newton
Website 4 the day:
Registry search and cleaner:
http://www.hoverdesk.net/
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A photon at a hotel
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 1, 2013,
In :
Humor
A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light.”
Website 4 the day:
Make a Pocketmod:
http://pocketmod.com/
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Be happy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 30, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.
-- Dalai Lama
Website 4 the day:
Back to the web's past:
http://dejavu.org/
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Accept the universe
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 29, 2013,
In :
Humor
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Instead of TV, watch:
http://unplugthetv.com/
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About sex
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 27, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Asymmetry of faces:
http://www.upscale.utoronto.ca/GeneralInterest/Harrison/Parity/FaceStudy/FaceStudy.html
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To be enjoyed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 27, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Life is to be enjoyed, not endured.
-- Gordon B. Hinckley
Website 4 the day:
Google hacking:
http://www.aagneyam.com/blog?p=551/
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Escape from reality
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 26, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it.
-- Lloyd Alexander
Website 4 the day:
Tattoo fonts:
http://www.creativebloq.com/typography/free-tattoo-fonts-12121431
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Feel the rain
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 25, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
-- Bob Marley
Website 4 the day:
Learn Wordpress in 1 week:
http://wpmu.org/how-to-learn-wordpress/
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Snake charmer marries an undertaker
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 24, 2013,
In :
Humor
A male snake charmer married a female undertaker. Their bath towels read "Hiss" and "Hearse".
Website 4 the day:
Complete list of text emoticons:
http://cool-smileys.com/text-emoticons
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I lie to myself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 23, 2013,
In :
Humor
I lie to myself all the time. But I never believe me.
-- S.E. Hinton
Website 4 the day:
Who is watching you surf?
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/lightbeam/
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Lemons
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 22, 2013,
In :
Humor
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
-- Cathy Guisewite
Website 4 the day:
Find filler items for Amazon free shipping:
http://www.filleritem.com/
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Truth does not change
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 21, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
-- Flannery O'Connor
Website 4 the day:
Best Internet radio player:
http://www.radiosure.com/
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Weeds are flowers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 20, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.
-- A.A. Milne
Website 4 the day:
Be social with your family:
https://origami.com/?em_banner
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Motion of heavenly bodies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 19, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.
-- Isaac Newton
Website 4 the day:
It would be better, if:
http://www.wouldbebetter.com/
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Technology will surpass our humanity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 18, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Logical fallacies:
http://www.oxfordtutorials.com/logical_fallacies.htm
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Used to be a banker
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 17, 2013,
In :
Humor
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest
Website 4 the day:
Stream and download music:
https://sites.google.com/site/getsongr/
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God created war
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 16, 2013,
In :
Humor
God created war so that Americans would learn geography.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Real cursive handwriting fonts:
http://www.vletter.com/design_visitor.htm
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What the world is not
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 15, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
The world is not a wish-granting factory.
-- John Green
Website 4 the day:
Free software Android:
http://replicant.us/
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Sleep talking
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2013,
In :
Humor
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus
Website 4 the day:
Web data into information:
http://import.io/
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Sleep is great
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
-- Rita Rudner
Website 4 the day:
Online flash cards:
http://ankisrs.net/
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Sleep is nicest
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 12, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.
-- Marilyn Monroe
Website 4 the day:
Single use shared folders:
http://www.onetimebox.org/
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Drive safely while kissing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 10, 2013,
In :
Humor
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
How to spy on an embassy:
http://www.duncancampbell.org/embassy-bugging
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Didn't like my beard
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 10, 2013,
In :
Humor
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me .
Website 4 the day:
Meditation motivation:
http://medivate.com/
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I was gratified
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 8, 2013,
In :
Humor
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Who has a file locked?
http://www.dr-hoiby.com/WhoLockMe/
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Life is a disease
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 7, 2013,
In :
Humor
Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.
-- Neil Gaiman
Website 4 the day:
Get a UK IP address
http://www.expatshield.com/
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Who said?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 7, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Who said nights were for sleep?
-- Marilyn Monroe
Website 4 the day:
Analyze/optimize your WiFi:
http://www.ampedwireless.com/wifianalytics/
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Women's equality
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 6, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
-- Timothy Leary
Website 4 the day:
Organize your links:
http://www.linkorganizer.net/
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The last refuge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 4, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
-- Cassandra Clare
Website 4 the day:
Register ideas:
http://thedrawer.se/
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If we knew what it was we were doing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 4, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Make shady URL's:
http://www.shadyurl.com/
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Great price
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 3, 2013,
In :
Humor
He bought the drum for a great price, it was a steel.
Website 4 the day:
Travel secrets:
http://millionmilesecrets.com/
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Love sleep
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 1, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
-- Ernest Hemingway
Website 4 the day:
Block the websites that track you:
https://www.disconnect.me/
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Avoid temptation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 1, 2013,
In :
Humor
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
-- Mae West
Website 4 the day:
Instant private network:
http://www.remobo.com/
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I die each night
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 31, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.
-- Mahatma Gandhi
Website 4 the day:
Make fake movie posters:
http://www.fakemovieposter.com/
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You're in love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 29, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
-- Dr. Seuss
Website 4 the day:
Write, collaborate, and publish books:
http://www.sourcefabric.org/en/booktype/
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Never memorize
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 28, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Never memorize something that you can look up.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Download gallery images (free trial forever):
http://bulkimagedownloader.com/
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A good friend
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 28, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
A good friend will always stab you in the front.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Free file sync and backup:
http://veridium.net/windatareflector/
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Indians were first
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 27, 2013,
In :
Humor
Why were the Indians here first ? They had reservations .
Website 4 the day:
Send anonymous fake e-mail:
http://deadfake.com/
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Always party
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 25, 2013,
In :
Humor
In America you can always find party. In Soviet Russia, Party always find you!
-- Yakov Smirnoff
Website 4 the day:
Forever videos - fireplace:
http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=DIx3aMRDUL4
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Do not cease
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 24, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley
Website 4 the day:
Texts from last night:
http://textsfromlastnight.com/
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Never go to bed mad
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 24, 2013,
In :
Humor
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller
Website 4 the day:
Paper rulers:
http://www.vendian.org/mncharity/dir3/paper_rulers/
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Don't go to heaven
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 23, 2013,
In :
Humor
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Isolated PC environments:
http://icoresoftware.com/
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Clever person
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 22, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Monitor website changes:
http://visualping.io/
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Everyone you meet
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 21, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.
-- Plato
Website 4 the day:
International pronunciation guide:
http://www.forvo.com/
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Hasn't worked for years
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 20, 2013,
In :
Humor
My grandfather's pocket watch hasn't worked for years, but I keep it anyway, as a timeless reminder of him.
Website 4 the day:
iPod without iTunes:
http://www.getsharepod.com/
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Insane dancers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 19, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Convert an image to ASCII:
http://picascii.com/
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Cannot depend upon your eyes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 19, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
You cannot depend upon your eyes, when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Comparative constitutions:
http://comparativeconstitutionsproject.org/
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Everybody is a genius
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 16, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Free text and calls:
http://yuilop.com/us/
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No good girls
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 16, 2013,
In :
Humor
Anything I can't handle
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 15, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much.
-- Mother Teresa
Website 4 the day:
Data and statistics search engine:
http://www.zanran.com/q/
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Like riding a bicycle
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 14, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Read news faster:
http://www.headslinger.com/
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She recognized me
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 13, 2013,
In :
Humor
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore .
Website 4 the day
3D anatomy and dissection lab:
http://www.zygotebody.com/
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Do what you feel
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be criticized anyway.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
Website 4 the day:
Hide info in a photograph:
http://easybmp.sourceforge.net/steganography.html
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Warm for a day
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 11, 2013,
In :
Humor
Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
-- Terry Pratchett
Website 4 the day:
Free virtual dissections:
http://www.examiner.com/article/free-virtual-dissections-online
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Immoral books
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 10, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Artificial anatomy:
http://americanhistory.si.edu/anatomy/index.html
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You will be old enough
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 9, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.
-- C.S. Lewis
Website 4 the day:
Interactive body:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/body/index_interactivebody.shtm
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A bird doesn't sing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 8, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.
-- Maya Angelou
Website 4 the day:
Skeletons, comparative anatomy, and taxonomy:
http://www.eskeletons.org/
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Ever notice?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 6, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?
-- Marilyn Monroe
Website 4 the day:
Virtual body:
http://medtropolis.com/virtual-body/
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Make holy water
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 6, 2013,
In :
Humor
Life's even harder
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 4, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.
-- John Wayne
Website 4 the day:
Mass mail for free your cause:
http://actionnetwork.org/
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Hurt by the truth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 4, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
But better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie.
-- Khaled Hosseini
Website 4 the day:
Send files:
http://www.pipebytes.com
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Be two-faced
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 3, 2013,
In :
Humor
If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
-- Marilyn Monroe
Website 4 the day:
Spellcheck a website:
http://www.spellist.com/
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Your intelligent children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 1, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Find web-connected devices:
http://www.shodanhq.com/
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Love deadlines
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 30, 2013,
In :
Humor
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
-- Douglas Adams
Website 4 the day:
Misdirection video:
http://www.ted.com/talks/apollo_robbins_the_art_of_misdirection.html
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The rarest thing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 30, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Add speech bubbles to photos:
http://phrase.it/
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Where the sun went
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2013,
In :
Humor
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me .
Website 4 the day:
Mapping the Leaning Tower of Pisa:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23856662
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Go to heaven
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 28, 2013,
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Email address to image:
http://chxo.com/labelgen/
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Nothing better than a friend
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 27, 2013,
In :
Humor
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
-- Linda Grayson
Website 4 the day:
Send a letter in the future:
http://www.letter2future.com/
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People are happy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 26, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
Chat about a topic with a random person:
http://www.anybodyoutthere.com/
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Wasting time
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 25, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
-- Marthe Troly-Curtin
Website 4 the day:
Send virtual flowers:
http://www.flowers2mail.com/
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From A to Z
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 25, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere.”
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Get free samples:
https://www.samplesource.com/
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Where I intended to go
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 24, 2013,
In :
Humor
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
-- Douglas Adams
Website 4 the day:
Boot from the net:
http://www.netboot.me/
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Addicted to brake fluid
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 22, 2013,
In :
Humor
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time .
Website 4 the day:
Insult generator:
http://www.insult-o-matic.com/insults/?mode=classic
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What you can
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 21, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
-- Theodore Roosevelt
Website 4 the day:
Scrape Wikipedia info with Google spreadsheets:
http://blog.ouseful.info/2008/10/14/data-scraping-wikipedia-with-google-spreadsheets/
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Good thing about music
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 19, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
-- Bob Marley
Website 4 the day:
Sned yourself e-mail in the future:
http://www.followupthen.com/
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Explain it to a six year old
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 19, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Free domain name:
http://www.dot.tk/en/index.html?lang=en
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All in the gutter
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 18, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Poison spammers:
http://spampoison.com/
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No time to love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 17, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
-- Mother Teresa
Website 4 the day:
Convert videos to flash:
http://www.freewaregenius.com/2008/03/19/convert-videos-to-flash-flv-and-swf-with-flash-this/
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A day without sunshine
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 15, 2013,
In :
Humor
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
-- Steve Martin
Website 4 the day:
Learn something:
http://www.memrise.com/
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When chemists die
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 15, 2013,
In :
Humor
When chemists die, they barium.
Website 4 the day:
Check domain name availability:
http://www.pcnames.com/
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Accept the love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
We accept the love we think we deserve,
-- Stephen Chbosky
Website 4 the day:
Self-destructing e-mail:
http://www.selfdestructing.com/selfdestructing/
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Only live once
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 13, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
-- Mae West
Website 4 the day:
Co-browse:
http://www.samesurf.com/
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Predict your future
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
The best way to predict your future is to create it.
-- Peter Drucker
Website 4 the day:
Run code in a variety of langauges:
http://codepad.org/
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When I grow up
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 11, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "Happy." They todl me I didn't understand the assignment and I told them they didn't understand life.
-- John Lennon
Website 4 the day:
Navy Electronics Training:
http://jacquesricher.com/NEETS/
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Changing the world
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 9, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-- Leo Tolstoy
Website 4 the day:
Improve your search results image:
https://brandyourself.com/
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A proposition 's truth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 9, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice versa.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Website 4 the day:
Mushroom life:
http://a.parsons.edu/~joseph/k2/gameoflife/
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Kleptomania sufferer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 8, 2013,
In :
Humor
A friend suffered from kleptomania. He went to a psychiatrist who told him to take something for it.
Website 4 the Day:
Make a binder clip weapon:
http://blog.shoplet.com/office-supplies/binder-clips-into-office-weapons/
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Climate v. weather
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 6, 2013,
In :
Humor
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Website 4 the day:
Quantum physics made simple:
http://bethe.cornell.edu/
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Loved and lost
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 6, 2013,
In :
Humor
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
-- Laurence J. Peter
Website 4 the day:
System-wide undo:
http://www.freewaregenius.com/returnil/
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Is this the man?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 5, 2013,
In :
Humor
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner
Website 4 the day:
Send HTML e-mail:
http://ctrlq.org/html-mail/
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I would break up
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 4, 2013,
In :
Humor
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
-- Steve Martin
Website 4 the day:
Start menu organizer:
http://www.winstep.net/startmenuorganizer.asp
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The past has no power
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 3, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
The past has no power over the present moment.
-- Eckhart Tolle
Website 4 the day:
ASCII Test Signature:
http://www.kammerl.de/ascii/AsciiSignature.php/
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Men are beasts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 2, 2013,
In :
Humor
If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.
-- Doris Day
Website 4 the day:
Simple logic simulator:
http://www.neuroproductions.be/logic-lab/index.php
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A grape was stepped on
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 1, 2013,
In :
Humor
When a grape was stepped on, it let out a little whine.
Website 4 the Day:
Pull my finger:
http://www.misternicehands.com/
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Man should forget his mistakes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2013,
In :
Humor
A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.
-- Duane Dewel
Website 4 the day:
Quick, funny shorts:
http://5secondfilms.com/
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Talk to God
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2013,
In :
Humor
Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're scizophrenic?
-- Lily Tomlin
Website 4 the day:
How old are your ears?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxcbppCX6Rk&feature=youtu.be
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Rules for success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 29, 2013,
In :
Humor
There are two rules for success: 1) Never tell everything you know.
-- Roger H. Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
Free website privacy policy generator:
http://www.freeprivacypolicy.com/free-privacy-policy-generator.php
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Pure and simple truth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 28, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
-- O. Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Watch a computer's thinking in chess:
http://turbulence.org/spotlight/thinking/chess.html
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Experimentation cannot prove me right
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 27, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong.
-- A. Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Einstein for everyone:
http://www.pitt.edu/~jdnorton/teaching/HPS_0410/chapters/index.html
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Right too soon
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 26, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Website 4 the day:
System info:
http:/supportdetails.com/
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Late cannibal
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 25, 2013,
In :
Humor
When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.
Website 4 the Day:
6 word stories:
http://www.sixwordstories.net/
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The heresy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 24, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
The heresy of one age becomes the orthodoxy of the next.
-- Helen Keller
Website 4 the day:
Specific-purpose calculators:
http://www.calculatoredge.com/
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We don't see
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 23, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
We don't see things as they are. We see them as we are.
-- Anais Nin
Website 4 the day:
Make a pop-art poster:
http://bighugelabs.com/popart.php
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Suits in a garment bag
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2013,
In :
Humor
Why do we put SUITS in a Garment Bag, and put Garments in a Suitcase?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Find similar websites:
http://www.websiteslike.org/
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Beauty not diminished
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 20, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Beauty is not diminished by being shared.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Website 4 the day:
Bicycle power calculator:
http://www.mne.psu.edu/lamancusa/ProdDiss/Bicycle/bikecalc1.htm
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So little power
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 20, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
The president should have so little power that it doesn't matter who they are ... instead of having so much power that it doesn't matter who they are.
-- Penn Jillette
Website 4 the day:
Epic Google:
http://www.toobigtouse.com/
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Man will lie awake all night
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 19, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Before a marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you've said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland
Website 4 the day:
Search a section of Mars:
http://www.google.com/mars//
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Stole a calendar
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 18, 2013,
In :
Humor
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
Website 4 the Day:
Great courses from great universities:
https://www.edx.org/
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Fill out a form
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 16, 2013,
In :
Humor
Why do you fill out a form by filling it in?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
100 year old 8th grade test:
http://tiny.cc/8thgradetest
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What procrastination gives you
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 16, 2013,
In :
Humor
Procrastination gives you something to look forward to.
-- Joan Konner
Website 4 the day:
Open source text-to-speech:
http://espeak.sourceforge.net/
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Don't like their sound
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
Website 4 the day:
Make a movie poster:
http://bighugelabs.com/poster.php
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A library is external
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 14, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
A library is an external human memory.
-- Frederick G. Kilgour
Website 4 the day:
Multiplatform open-source programming language:
http://haxe.org/
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A life form with six or more legs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 14, 2013,
In :
Humor
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Website 4 the day:
Learn web or smartphone programming for $25 to $49 per month:
http://teamtreehouse.com
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Who wants to hear?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 12, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? .
--- H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927
Website 4 the day:
Ethiopian multiplication:
http://rosettacode.org/wiki/Ethiopian_Multiplication
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Scouts' knot-tying class
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 11, 2013,
In :
Humor
Our Boy Scouts' knot-tying class went off without a hitch.
Website 4 the Day:
High speed photos and explanations:
http://www.youtube.com/user/destinws2
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We went to Atari
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 10, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we' ll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, 'Hey, we don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.'
-- Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak's personal computer.
Website 4 the day:
Feynma...
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Recite at a play
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2013,
In :
Humor
Why do you recite at a play but you play at a recital?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Windows secret weapon:
http://www.dedoimedo.com/computers/windows-wmic.html
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Every Tom, Dick and Harry
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 8, 2013,
In :
Humor
Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named Sam!
-- Samuel Goldwyn
Website 4 the day:
Open Source media player:
http://xbmc.org/about/
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How lying is done
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 7, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
-- Adrienne Rich
Website 4 the day:
Share keyboard/mouse on multiple systems:
www.inputdirector.com/
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If my husband ever
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 5, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
If my husband ever met a woman on the street who looked like one of his paintings he would faint.
-- Jacqueline Roque, wife of Pablo Picasso
Website 4 the day:
Limit access to named websites:
http://keepmeout.com/en/
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All men
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 5, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
All men are created unequal.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Website 4 the day:
Develop games:
http://gamesalad.com
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No one knew
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 4, 2013,
In :
Humor
No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.
Website 4 the Day:
Google game:
http://tiny.cc/3mmh0w
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Too many shortcomings
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.
-- Western Union internal memo, 1876.
Website 4 the day:
Google terminal:
http://www.masswerk.at/googleBBS
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If I had thought
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 1, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this.
-- Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M "Post-It" Notepads.
Website 4 the day:
Google Gravity:
http://www.mrdoob.com/projects/chromeexperiments/google-gravity/
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Gable falling on his face
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 1, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper.
-- Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading role in "Gone With The Wind."
Website 4 the day:
Google barrel roll:
http://goo.gl/8tMto
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No reason
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 30, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
-- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
Website 4 the day:
Google Mirrored:
http://elgoog.im/
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Germ theory
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 30, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction
-- Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872
Website 4 the day:
Google underwater:
http://elgoog.im/underwater/
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Interesting toys
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 29, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.
-- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.
Website 4 the day:
Google Breakout:
http://goo.gl/e2CJc
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Accidentally swallowed food coloring
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 28, 2013,
In :
Humor
I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Website 4 the Day:
Is your birthrate in Pi?
http://www.facade.com/legacy/amiinpi/
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We don't see things
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 27, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
We don't see things as they are. We see them as we are.
-- Anais Nin
Website 4 the day:
Follow a dot on a circle:
http://www.futilitycloset.com/2011/11/28/rolling/
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Secrecy is the keystone
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Secrecy is the keystone to all tyranny.
Robert A. Heinlein
Website 4 the day:
Screen sharing for Windows:
http://www.crossloop.com/download.htm?src=hp
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Few are those who see
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Is your birthrate in Pi?
http://www.facade.com/legacy/amiinpi/
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No yes-men
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 24, 2013,
In :
Humor
I don't want yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell the truth, even if it costs them their jobs.
-- Samuel Goldwyn
Website 4 the day:
Best sites for ...:
http://www.topsite.com/
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What little birdies see
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 23, 2013,
In :
Humor
What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Get involved in science:
http://www.citizensciencecenter.com/
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Nothing is permanent
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 22, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.
-- Charlie Chaplin
Website 4 the day:
Quantum computing tutorials:
http://michaelnielsen.org/blog/quantum-computing-for-the-determined/
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Clone yourself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 21, 2013,
In :
Humor
You want to clone yourself? Now wouldn't that be just like you!
Website 4 the Day:
Crayola color chart:
http://www.datapointed.net/visualizations/color/crayola-crayon-chart-bow/
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The miracle of mathematics
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 19, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
The miracle of the appropriateness of the language of mathematics for the formulation of the laws of physics is a wonderful gift which we neither understand nor deserve.
-- Eugene Wigner
Website 4 the day:
Do stuff:
https://www.schemer.com/
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Scratch a dog
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 19, 2013,
In :
Humor
Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
-- Franklin P. Jones
Website 4 the day:
Make your own LOLCAT:
http://bighugelabs.com/lolcat.php
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Anyone can be president
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 17, 2013,
In :
Humor
In America anyone can become president. That’s the problem.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Brainstorming tool:
https://bubbl.us/
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Haven’t committed a crime
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 17, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins
Website 4 the day:
Learn web programming in 20 lessons:
http://www.codeavengers.com/web/1#1.1
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Formula for success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 16, 2013,
In :
Humor
My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.
-- Paul Getty
Website 4 the day:
Free multi-platform screen sharing
http://www.mingleview.com/
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Proof of God's love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 15, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
What places have your name?
http://www.datapointed.net/2011/02/maps-of-streets-places-first-names/
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Lose weight
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 14, 2013,
In :
Humor
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.
Website 4 the Day:
Make a magazine cover:
http://bighugelabs.com/magazine.php
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If people don’t want to come out
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 13, 2013,
In :
Humor
If the people don’t want to come out to the park, nobody’s gonna stop them.
-- Yogi Berra
Website 4 the day:
Hoax musuem:
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/
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Love our neighbours
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 12, 2013,
In :
Humor
The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
-- G K Chesterton
Website 4 the day:
Free science books:
http://freescience.info
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Nice to know
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
It is nice to know that the computer understands the problem. But I would like to understand it too.
-- Eugene Wigner
Website 4 the day:
Create a large font message page:
http://bigassmessage.com/
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Men who prescribe
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing.
-- Voltaire
Website 4 the day:
Online calculators:
http://www.calculator.net/
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Without fools
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 9, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Without fools the rest of us could not succeed.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Fast dictionary:
http://definr.com/
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I’ll dance in your grave
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 8, 2013,
In :
Humor
Wino's suspicions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 6, 2013,
In :
Humor
When the wino suspected his muscatel was watered down, he needed more proof.
Website 4 the Day:
Open source x86 operating system:
http://mikeos.berlios.de/
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Seeing through women
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 6, 2013,
In :
Humor
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the day:
New York invaded by 8-bit computer games:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xcv6dv_pixels-by-patrick-jean_creation#.Uc3oatLku0s
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Man exploits man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 5, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Under capitalism – man exploits man. Under communism it’s just the opposite.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
Website 4 the day:
Make a jigsaw puzzle:
http://bighugelabs.com/jigsaw.php
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The divided world
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 3, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit.
-- Dwight Morrow
Website 4 the day:
Should I remove it?
http://www.shouldiremoveit.com/
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TV knob
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 2, 2013,
In :
Humor
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There’s a knob called ‘brightness’, but it doesn’t work.
-- Gallagher
Website 4 the day:
Cross-browser testing:
https://browserling.com/
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Keeping a secret
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 1, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Programming snippets in many languages:
http://rosettacode.org/wiki/Category:Programming_Tasks
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So long to train
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 1, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
It takes so long to train a physicist to the place where he understands the nature of physical problems that he is already too old to solve them.
-- Eugene Wigner
Website 4 the day:
Android app aid:
http://androidkickstartr.com/
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window fell into incinerator
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 30, 2013,
In :
Humor
When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
Website 4 the Day:
American pronunciations:
http://www.businessinsider.com/22-maps-that-show-the-deepest-linguistic-conflicts-in-america-2013-6#
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The person on the left
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 29, 2013,
In :
Humor
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
Add thought and speech bubbles to photos:
http://bighugelabs.com/captioner.php
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Happiness is
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 27, 2013,
In :
Humor
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
-- Ingrid Bergman
Website 4 the day:
Hair facts:
http://hairlossgeeks.com/50-insane-facts-about-hair/
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Safety in numbers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 27, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
-- James Thurber
Website 4 the day:
Funny airplane announcements:
http://www.eyeflare.com/article/funny-airplane-announcements/
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Eye for an eye
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 26, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
-- Mahatma Gandhi
Website 4 the day:
Complaint generator:
http://www.pakin.org/complaint/
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Vote for the best man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 24, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
-- Frank McKinney Hubbard
Website 4 the day:
New Java-based office suite:
http://www.joeffice.com/
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Properly trained
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 24, 2013,
In :
Humor
Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.
-- Corey Ford
Website 4 the day:
Design a business card:
http://www.business-card-templates-free.com/
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The Grand Canyon
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 23, 2013,
In :
Humor
The Grand Canyon is gorge-ous.
Website 4 the Day:
Amazing facts:
http://www.mentalfloss.com/amazing-facts
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A sane man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 22, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
-- Carl Gustav Jung
Website 4 the day:
Periodic table of videos:
http://periodicvideos.com/
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Who is sitting
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 21, 2013,
In :
Humor
Who is sitting in that empty chair?
-- Eugene Ormandy
Website 4 the day:
Interesting new ideas and products:
http://www.inewidea.com/
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Who's not busy living
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 19, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
He who's not busy living is busy dying.
-- Bob Dylan
Website 4 the day:
Make a monthly photo calendar:
http://bighugelabs.com/calendar.php
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Who doesn’t take truth seriously
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 19, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Anyone who doesn’t take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Shocking way to increase math skills:
http://news.sciencemag.org/sciencenow/2013/05/trouble-with-math-maybe-you-shou.html
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Where the hand of man ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 18, 2013,
In :
Humor
I've gone where the hand of man has never set foot.
-- Samuel Goldwyn
Website 4 the day:
Replacement for spreadsheets, mind mappers, outliners, PIMs, text editors and small databases:
http://treesheets.com/
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A mute swears
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 16, 2013,
In :
Humor
Don't conserve water
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 16, 2013,
In :
Humor
If we don't conserve water we could go from one ex-stream to another
Website 4 the Day:
PC admin utility collection:
http://www.puransoftware.com/Puran-Utilities.html
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The art of administration
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 15, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Administration is the art of getting things done through people.
-- Louise Darling
Website 4 the day:
File manager:
http://www.softwareok.com/?seite=Freeware/Q-Dir
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No man ever steps
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 14, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.
-- Heraclitus
Website 4 the day:
Videos on numbers:
http://numberphile.com/
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Your next vacation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 13, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, maybe you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from.
-- Seth Godin
Website 4 the day:
Make a pulp magazine cover:
http://thrilling-tales.webomator.com/derange-o-lab/pulp-o-mizer/pulp-o-mizer.html
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Start, use, do
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 12, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.
-- Arthur Ashe
Website 4 the day:
Clean up up unwanted PC files:
http://www.pcdecrapifier.com/
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Don't get too chummy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 11, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know that I don't really care about them.
-- Ron Swanson
Website 4 the day:
History of crayon colors:
http://crayoncollecting.com/ccolor0.htm
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Just a story
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 10, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Your past is just a story, and once you realize this it is has no power over you.
-- Chuck Palahniuk
Website 4 the day:
Synchronize folders:
http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=15155
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Ban shampoo
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 9, 2013,
In :
Humor
Ban shampoo, demand real poo.
Website 4 the Day:
Reverse dictionary:
http://onelook.com/reverse-dictionary.shtml
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The word 'phonetic'
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 8, 2013,
In :
Humor
Why isn't the word 'phonetic' spelled the way it sounds?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Make a motivational poster:
http://bighugelabs.com/motivator.php
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Never made a mistake
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 7, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Search for shared files:
http://www.filestube.com/
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Outside of the killings
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 6, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Outside of the killings, [Washington] has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C.
Website 4 the day:
Life on Earth:
http://eol.org/
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An attempt to relive
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 5, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Fiction, it's been said, is an attempt to relive an experience you've never had.
-- Edward Mannix
Website 4 the day:
Create a warning label:
http://www.warninglabelgenerator.com
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A year behind
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 4, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time.
-- Fred Brooks
Website 4 the day:
Self-reproducing code:
http://www.nyx.net/~gthompso/quine.htm
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Not the key to success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 3, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
-- Bill Cosby
Website 4 the day:
Google Dorks:
http://www.exploit-db.com/google-dorks/
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A person who golfs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 2, 2013,
In :
Humor
GOLFER, n.: a person who yells "fore," takes six, and puts down five;
Website 4 the Day:
If they're so smart, how come they're dead?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_inventors_killed_by_their_own_inventions
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Several good protections
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 31, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Learn job-relevant internet skills, build a resume, and search for jobs:
http://myjobscout.org/
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Easy to be down
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 31, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
It is very easy to be down on what you are not up on.
-- J. Allen Hynek
Website 4 the day:
Garfield Minus Garfield:
http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/
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Society takes action
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 30, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Society takes action only when gangrene sets in.
-- H. D. Doan
Website 4 the day:
Help solving math problems:
http://www.webmath.com/
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Easily anesthetized
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 29, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
People are easily anesthetized by overstatement.
-- John Maddox
Website 4 the day:
Graphing calculator:
https://www.desmos.com/
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Greatest influence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 28, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
The greatest influence on a child begins with the birth of his parents.
-- Les Crane
Website 4 the day:
Synthetic biology:
http://www.synberc.org/content/resources
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Parsley farmer sued
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 27, 2013,
In :
Humor
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Share your trip:
http://www.tripographer.marriott.com/
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Four legs and ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 26, 2013,
In :
Humor
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Website 4 the Day:
Track prices:
http://pricedroppp.com
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Knowledge created problems
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 25, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
If knowledge can create problems can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
-- Isaac Asimov
Website 4 the day:
Free press release service:
http://www.free-press-release-center.info/
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Not forgotten
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 24, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write things worth reading or do things worth writing.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Google Glass simulator:
http://glasssim.com/
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Information and knowledge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 22, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Changing zebras
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 22, 2013,
In :
Humor
A zebra does not change its spots.
-- Al Gore
Website 4 the day:
Map of recent Wikipedia updates:
http://rcmap.hatnote.com/#en
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Not as difficult
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 21, 2013,
In :
Humor
It is not as difficult as I thought it was, but it is harder than it is.
-- Eugene Ormandy
Website 4 the day:
Cloud-based web development tool:
http://www.microsoft.com/web/
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May not always be right
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 20, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
-- Samuel Goldwyn
Website 4 the day:
Compare prices:
http://finder.us.com
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Elevator sex
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 19, 2013,
In :
Humor
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
Website 4 the Day:
Sync and share files:
http://labs.bittorrent.com/experiments/sync.html
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Do every act
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 18, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Do every act of your life as if it were your last.
-- Marcus Aurelius
(Reminds
me of the C.E.D'Oh episode of The Simpsons, where in response to the
suggestion to "Live each day like it was your last." Homer cries "I
don't wanna die! I'm so young.")
Website 4 the day:
Get travel tips from locals:
http://www.virtualtourist.com/
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Homeless have 90%
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 17, 2013,
In :
Humor
Where do homeless people have 90% of their accidents?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
President Garfield's proof of the Pythagorean Theorem:
http://www.futilitycloset.com/2008/08/03/a-novel-proof/
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Never make forecasts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 16, 2013,
In :
Humor
Never make forecasts, especially about the future.
-- Samuel Goldwyn
Website 4 the day:
Free online games:
http://www.freearcade.com/
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After all is said and done
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 15, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
After all is said and done, you usually find more was said than done.
-- Marshall McLuhan
Website 4 the day:
Download manager:
http://www.flashget.com
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Are we offended?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
How often are we offended by not being offered something we do not really want?
-- Eric Hoffer
Website 4 the day:
Remove duplicate and stale bookmarks:
http://aignes.com/deadlink.htm
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Violent opposition
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 13, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Short-term e-mail addresses:
http://emailisvalid.com/
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Toaster wasn't waterproof
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 12, 2013,
In :
Humor
When I found out that my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked.
Website 4 the Day:
History maps overlaid on Google Maps:
http://rumsey.geogarage.com/
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Times of joy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 11, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag.
-- W. H. Auden
Website 4 the day:
Learn to make a website or app:
http://www.codeavengers.com/
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A smart idiot
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 10, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
-- Samuel Goldwyn
Website 4 the day:
Make a fist, improve your memory:
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/259678.php
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Everybody is ignorant
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 9, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
I believe everybody is ignorant... only on different subjects.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Capture audio from YouTube:
http://www.youtube-mp3.org/
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Everybody wants sympathy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 8, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Everybody wants sympathy but nobody wants people feeling sorry for them.
-- Beryl Pfizer
Website 4 the day:
Watch a package being mailed:
http://vimeo.com/59693471#
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How hard it is
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 7, 2013,
In :
Humor
I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
-- George W. Bush
Website 4 the day:
Donate with your clicks:
http://www.wiseup.org/donate/
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Hate to take advice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 6, 2013,
In :
Humor
I hate to take advice from him. He needs it so badly himself.
-- James Dent
Website 4 the day:
Create your own newspaper:
http://www.crayon.net/scripts/login.cgi?mode=create
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Cannibals ate a missionary
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 5, 2013,
In :
Humor
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
Website 4 the Day:
Smoothing pixelized art:
http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/people/kopf/pixelart/paper/pixel.pdf
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Splitting of the atom
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
The splitting of the atom has changed everything except for how we think.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Web debugging proxy:
http://fiddler2.com/
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If Lincoln was alive
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 3, 2013,
In :
Humor
If Lincoln was alive today, he'd roll over in his grave.
-- Gerald Ford
Website 4 the day:
Web development tutorials:
http:/tutorials.jenkov.com/
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The best of all possible worlds
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 2, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds and the pessimist fears that is true.
-- James Branch Cabell
Website 4 the day:
Virtual globe trotting:
http://www.globegenie.com/
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Always insist on playing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 1, 2013,
In :
Humor
Why do you always insist on playing while I'm trying to conduct?
-- Eugene Ormandy
Website 4 the day:
Locate a famous grave, or that of a loved one:
http://www.findagrave.com/
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A professor talks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 30, 2013,
In :
Humor
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
-- W. H. Auden
Website 4 the day:
Hubble photos:
http://www.hubblesite.org/gallery/album/entire
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Nearly everything in history
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 30, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Very nearly everything that happened in history very nearly did not happen.
-- Alfred North Whitehead
Website 4 the day:
Read others' secrets:
http://www.postsecret.com/
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Been a jogger
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 28, 2013,
In :
Humor
He has been a jogger for three years running.
Website 4 the Day:
Science Fun:
http://scifun.chem.wisc.edu/homeexpts/HOMEEXPTS.HTML
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Merely an illusion
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 27, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Guide to MySpace/Facebook/Friendster photos:
http://www.buttafly.com/originals/friendster2.php
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What I do here
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 26, 2013,
In :
Humor
Let me explain what I do here. I don't want to confuse you any more than absolutely necessary.
-- Eugene Ormandy
Website 4 the day:
Make an app without coding:
http://www.appmakr.com/
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America's blessed life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 25, 2013,
In :
Humor
If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?
-- Jon Stewart
Website 4 the day:
Make some music:
http://www.incredibox.com
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Here to help others
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 24, 2013,
In :
Humor
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
-- W. H. Auden
Website 4 the day:
States of the union:
http://stateoftheunion.onetwothree.net/
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Hofstadter's Law
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 23, 2013,
In :
Humor
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
-- Douglas Hofstadter
Website 4 the day:
Break virtual glass:
http://www.false.jp/
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The Times headline
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2013,
In :
Humor
Foot Heads Arms Body
-- The Times headline when Michael Foot was put in charge of a nuclear disarmament committee.
Website 4 the day:
The Wilderness Downtown:
http://www.thewildernessdowntown.com/
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Didn't tell mother
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 21, 2013,
In :
Humor
He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.
Website 4 the Day:
National health statistics:
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/
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People without hope
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 20, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
People without hope for tomorrow have a very difficult time living for today.
-- Doug Kanney
Website 4 the day:
Tutorial and presentation software:
http://www.debugmode.com/wink/
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Out of reach
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 19, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
What's out of reach always seems the best, whether it is or not.
-- Mary E. Pearce
Website 4 the day:
Learn your consumer rights:
http://www.consumerfed.org/index.php/consumer-privacy/fraud
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No substitute for excellence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 18, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
There is no substitute for excellence. Not even success.
-- Thomas Boswell
Website 4 the day:
Offline Windows malware tool:
http://windows.microsoft.com/is-is/windows/what-is-windows-defender-offline
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A tranquilizer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 17, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
-- Arnold H. Glasow
Website 4 the day:
3D landscapes of anyplace on earth:
http://worldwind.arc.nasa.gov/
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Quality remembered
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 16, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Quality is remembered long after price is forgotten.
-- Julian Morel
Website 4 the day:
View/organize multimedia files:
http://www.freshdevices.com/picture_viewer_software.html
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No distance on earth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 15, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
There is no distance on earth as far away as yesterday.
-- Robert Nathan
Website 4 the day:
Geeky posters:
http://math.chapman.edu/~jipsen/mathposters/
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Retired teachers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2013,
In :
Humor
Retired teachers have no class.
Website 4 the Day:
Useless websites:
http://www.theuselessweb.com/
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Don't drum up the people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 13, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
If you want to build a ship, don't drum up the people to gather wood, divide the work, and give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea.
-- Antoine De Saint-Exupery
Website 4 the day:
Online photo editor with filters (some free, some with subscription):
http://www.picmonkey.com/
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Expensive architecture
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 11, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
If you think good architecture is expensive, try bad architecture.
-- Brian Foote and Joseph Yoder
Website 4 the day:
Public library companion:
http://libraryelf.com/
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Not enough to do your best
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 11, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
It is not enough to do your best: you must know what to do, and THEN do your best.
-- W. Edwards Deming
Website 4 the day:
Theodore Roosevelt's advice to startups:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i0MAYklF4M
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Why we are here
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 10, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein
Website 4 the day:
Unusual deaths:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths
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No time to stop
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 9, 2013,
In :
Humor
There's no time to stop for gas, we're already late
-- Karin Donker
Website 4 the day:
How small is an atom:
http://www.ted.com/talks/just_how_small_is_an_atom.html
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No matter
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 8, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
No matter what the problem is, it's always a people problem.
-- Jerry Weinberg
Website 4 the day:
What's invisible:
http://ed.ted.com/lessons/what-s-invisible-more-than-you-think-john-lloyd
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Interview aced
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 7, 2013,
In :
Humor
He aced the interview at a rubber stamp company by making a good impression.
Website 4 the Day:
Collect/offer a reward:
http://www.rewarder.com/
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Why buy a product?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 6, 2013,
In :
Humor
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Search/replace for windows:
http://tools.tortoisesvn.net/grepWin.html
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Send some Styrofoam
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2013,
In :
Humor
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Another password review tool:
http://www.passwordmeter.com/
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Temperature doesn't matter
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 4, 2013,
In :
Humor
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
How secure is your password?
http://howsecureismypassword.net/
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Million Shakespeares
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 3, 2013,
In :
Humor
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
DNS/URL tools:
http://viewdns.info/
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Microwaving instant coffee
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 2, 2013,
In :
Humor
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Music metadata encyclopedia:
http://musicbrainz.org/
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Within walking distance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 1, 2013,
In :
Humor
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Video compositor:
http://www.debugmode.com/wax/
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Hit on the head
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 31, 2013,
In :
Humor
He was hit on the head during a hail storm and knocked out cold.
Website 4 the Day:
Image morphing/warping:
http://www.debugmode.com/winmorph/
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Free youth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 30, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Youth is given to us. Experience we pay for.
-- Carolyn G. Heilbron
Website 4 the day:
Free genealogy info:
http://familysearch.org
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Be obscure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 29, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Be obscure clearly.
-- E. B. White
Website 4 the day:
Windows command-line system utility:
http://www.nirsoft.net/utils/nircmd.html
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A narrow mind
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 28, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
A narrow mind has a broad tongue.
-- Arabian Proverb
Website 4 the day:
Fast PDF (and more) viewer:
http://blog.kowalczyk.info/software/sumatrapdf/download-free-pdf-viewer.html
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Acts of kindness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
-- Aesop
Website 4 the day:
Remove parts of an image:
http://www.webinpaint.com/
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The art of happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 26, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Happiness is the art of making a bouquet of those flowers within reach.
-- Bob Goddard
Website 4 the day:
Download/Install Windows packages:
http://chocolatey.org/
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Safe harbor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 25, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
A ship in a harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
-- Socrates
Website 4 the day:
Easily annotate photos:
http://evernote.com/skitch/
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Corporate merger
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 24, 2013,
In :
Humor
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler to merge. New company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.
Website 4 the Day:
Timelessness of photons:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ELA3ReWQJY
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Giving people hope
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 23, 2013,
In :
Humor
Religion - It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.
-- Jon Stewart
Website 4 the day:
Slingshot Gatling gun:
http://gizmodo.com/5983191/
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Callers stay longer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 22, 2013,
In :
Humor
Some callers stay longer in an hour than others do in a week.
-- William Dean Howells
Website 4 the day:
What does your Facebook likes say about you?
http://youarewhatyoulike.com/
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Civilization is limitless
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 21, 2013,
In :
Humor
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
The last password you will need:
https://lastpass.com
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Opinions are flexible
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 20, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Opinions are flexible prejudices.
-- Gerald Horton Bath
Website 4 the day:
Things you don't get to see:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/amazing-things-you-never-get-to-see/
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Stimulating conversation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 19, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Website 4 the day:
Infinite cloud storage (first 10 GB free):
http://bitcasa.com/
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Men know almost nothing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
All that men know is almost nothing in comparison to what remains to be known.
-- Rene Descartes
Website 4 the day:
Search for apps:
https://www.quixey.com/
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Croaking frogs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 17, 2013,
In :
Humor
One frog croaks to the other, "Time's fun when you're having flies!"
Website 4 the Day:
Live webcams from around the world:
http://www.opentopia.com/hiddencam.php?showmode=animated/
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Not fully educated
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 16, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
A person is not fully educated until he realizes that there are some questions to which nobody has the answers.
-- W. A. Nance
Website 4 the day:
What are you afraid of?
http://phobialist.com/
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Made us gods
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 15, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Science has made us gods before we are worthy of being men.
-- Jean Rostand
Website 4 the day:
Entertaining tricks:
http://www.hunkinsexperiments.com/default_index.htm
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Devil's business
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 14, 2013,
In :
Humor
The devil does a nice business for such a lousy location.
-- D. Bennett
Website 4 the day:
No cost FreeBSD shell account:
http://geekshells.org/
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Fool's bad luck
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 12, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Any fool can have bad luck; the art consists in knowing how to exploit it.
-- Frank Wedekind
Website 4 the day:
Ouija board museum:
http://www.museumoftalkingboards.com/
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Fat chance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 12, 2013,
In :
Humor
English is a funny language. A fat chance and a slim chance are the same thing.
-- Jack Herbert
Website 4 the day:
Take surveys for cash:
http://realwaystoearnmoneyonline.com/2012/10/38-survey-panels-that-still-pay-in-cash.html
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Strongest memory
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 11, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
The strongest memory is weaker than the palest ink.
-- Chinese Proverb
Website 4 the day:
Free science fiction and fantasy novels:
http://www.baen.com/library/
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Inventor of the girdle
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 10, 2013,
In :
Humor
Whoever invented the girdle got a bum wrap.
Website 4 the Day:
Free, 400,000 PDF ebooks:
http://worldlibrary.net/
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Great sorrow
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 9, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Sorrow is too great to exist in small hearts.
-- Kahlil Gibran
Website 4 the day:
Free IT eBooks:
http://www.realtimepublishers.com/
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Unused and misapplied
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 8, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
We live in a world of unused and misapplied knowledge and skill.
-- H. G. Wells
Website 4 the day:
Free audio books:
http://www.booksshouldbefree.com/
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Bigness and virtue
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 7, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Bigness is constantly confused with virtue.
-- Peter Gellatly
Website 4 the day:
Free music:
http://grooveshark.com/
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Most complicated task
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 6, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
The most complicated task today is finding a way to live a simple life.
-- W. A. Nance
Website 4 the day:
Free contests:
http://www.sweepsadvantage.com/
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Why be simple?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 5, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Why be so simple when complexity is so beautiful?
-- German Maxim
Website 4 the day:
Free credit info:
http://www.creditsesame.com/
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The eyes shout
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 4, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
The eyes shout what the lips fear to say.
-- Will Henry [Henry Wilson Allen]
Website 4 the day:
Free movies and TV:
http://www.crackle.com/
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Enough exercise
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 3, 2013,
In :
Humor
I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck.
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Read faster:
http://www.spreeder.com/app.php/
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Victory to the player
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 2, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
-- Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower
Website 4 the day:
Dissappear from the web:
http://lifehacker.com/5958801/how-to-commit-internet-suicide-and-disappear-from-the-web-forever/
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More and more a race
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 1, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
-- H. G. Wells
Website 4 the day:
Kaledioscope (move your mouse):
http://inoyan.narod.ru/kaleidoskop.swf/
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Pity the weak
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn.
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Website 4 the day:
Shadow puppets:
http://mindbluff.com/shadow.htm
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No facts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 27, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
There are no facts, only interpretations.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
Website 4 the day:
Draw a stickman:
http://www.drawastickman.com/
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We will remember
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 26, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
-- Martin Luther King Jr.
Website 4 the day:
Cynic's Sanctuary:
http://www.i-cynic.com/
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Solved problems
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 25, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.
-- Rene Descartes
Website 4 the day:
How to solve problems:
http://www.tuition.com.hk/problem-solving.htm
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Fell on my head
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 24, 2013,
In :
Humor
A book just fell on my head. I only got myshelf to blame.
Website 4 the Day:
Find and share books:
http://www.bookcrossing.com/
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Kept all promises
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 23, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
-- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous
Website 4 the day:
Send free text messages #6:
http://www.pinger.com/tfw/
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What talent does
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
-- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton
Website 4 the day:
Send free text messages #5:
http://www.yakedi.com/
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God's 2nd mistake
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 21, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Woman was God's second mistake.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
Website 4 the day:
Send free text messages #4:
http://www.txtdrop.com/
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Not young enough
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 20, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Send free text messages #3:
http://www.textem.net
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Never think about beauty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 19, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Fuller
Website 4 the day:
Send free text messages #2:
http://www.onlinetextmessage.com
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Next best to a solution
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 18, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
-- Frank A. Clark
Website 4 the day:
Send free text messages #1:
http://www.sendsmsnow.com
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Fired from hot dog stand
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 17, 2013,
In :
Humor
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
Website 4 the Day:
Find a free WiFi hotspot:
http://www.wefi.com/app/
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Write better/faster
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 16, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
-- A. J. Liebling
Website 4 the day:
Monitor network traffic:
http://www.demosten.com/showtraf/
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Delusions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 15, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion.
-- Robert Pirsig
Website 4 the day:
Content-aware image cropping:
http://croppola.com/
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Avoid reality
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 14, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.
-- Ayn Rand
Website 4 the day:
Escape from handcuffs:
http://www.wikihow.com/Escape-from-Handcuffs
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Politically correct tyranny
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 13, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
-- Charlton Heston
Website 4 the day:
Seamless virtualized Windows apps in Linux:
https://help.ubuntu.com/community/SeamlessVirtualization/
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Fleeting glory
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 12, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte
Website 4 the day:
Learn HTML5:
http://diveintohtml5.info/
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Moral indignation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 11, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
-- H. G. Wells
Website 4 the day:
Mind-mapping software:
http://freemind.sourceforge.net/
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Lingerie thief
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 10, 2013,
In :
Humor
The lingerie thief gave a police officer the slip.
Website 4 the Day:
Alerts when a web site changes:
http://versionista.com/
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Worthy of attack
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 9, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
-- Paul Erdos
Website 4 the day:
Run an LED from nearly dead batteries:
http://www.bigclive.com/joule.htm
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Every great fortune
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 8, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
-- Honore de Balzac
Website 4 the day:
Cross-platform project management:
http://taskjuggler.org/index.php
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Success comes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 7, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
-- Henry David Thoreau
Website 4 the day:
Music writing app:
http://www.noteflight.com/login
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Full graveyards
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 6, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
-- Charles de Gaulle
Website 4 the day:
Default passwords:
http://www.cirt.net/passwords
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Be quotable
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 5, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
-- Tom Stoppard
Website 4 the day:
Make your own Android apps:
http://www.appinventor.mit.edu/
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Fundamental trouble
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 4, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
-- Bertrand Russell
Website 4 the day:
Migration info:
http://peoplemov.in/
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Carpenter's drill
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 3, 2013,
In :
Humor
Don't end like this
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 2, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa's last words
Website 4 the day:
History of Pancho Villa:
http://www.mexconnect.com/articles/1305-francisco-pancho-villa
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A clever man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 1, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
-- Goethe
Website 4 the day:
Top 9 brand blunders:
http://www.inc.com/ss/geoffrey-james/top-9-brand-blunders-all-time#0
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Pretend to be serious
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 31, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
-- Sacha Guitry
Website 4 the day:
How to be witty:
http://www.springhole.net/writing/be-witty-and-funny.htm
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A man's true measure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 30, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
-- Samuel Johnson
Website 4 the day:
Why a mile is 5,280 feet:
http://www.mentalfloss.com/article/25108/why-are-there-5280-feet-mile-making-sense-measurements
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Everything can be counted
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Learn to count BlackJack cards:
http://www.ace-ten.com/strategy/advanced/tutorial
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Often regretted
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 28, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Xenocrates
Website 4 the day:
Animated GIF from uploaded images:
http://gickr.com/
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Tornado went through
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 27, 2013,
In :
Humor
When the tornado went through town it was quite a blow.
Website 4 the Day:
Random facts:
http://didyouknowarchive.com/
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Irony
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 27, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.
-- Bill Nye
Website 4 the day:
Dictionary of obscure sorrows:
http://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com
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Contemplation of the finite
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 25, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Humor is the contemplation of the finite from the point of view of the infinite.
-- Christian Morgenstern
Website 4 the day:
Recover data from lost partitions:
http://downloadsquad.switched.com/2011/02/19/gparted-0-8-can-recover-data-from-lost-partitions
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Serious philosophical work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein
Website 4 the day:
3D plans:
http://www.thingiverse.com/
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Comedy is tragedy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 23, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
-- Carol Burnett
Website 4 the day:
Copyright-free clip art:
http://www.wpclipart.com/
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Another defense
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 22, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
-- Mel Brooks
Website 4 the day:
Public domain images:
http://publicdomainpictures.net/
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Without humor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 21, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
-- Henry Ward Beecher
Website 4 the day:
Set start & end times for YouTube videos:
http://www.splicd.com/
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The concrete plant
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 20, 2013,
In :
Humor
My job at the concrete plant seems to get harder and harder.
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Personalized news feed:
http://www.icurrent.com/
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Truth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 19, 2013,
In :
Humor
The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off.
-- Gloria Steinem
Website 4 the day:
Learn a language:
http://memrise.com
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Hemingway
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 18, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Hemingway was a jerk.
-- Harold Robbins
Website 4 the day:
Match crime to mug-shot:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/time-waster
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Tolstoy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 17, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.
-- Ernest Hemingway
Website 4 the day:
Quote masterpieces:
http://recitethis.com/
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Nietzsche
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.
-- Leo Tolstoy
Website 4 the day:
Math and comp-sci matters better explained:
http://betterexplained.com/archives/
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Plato
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 15, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Plato was a bore.
-- Friedrich Nietzsc
Website 4 the day:
Compare local drug prices:
http://www.goodrx.com/
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Life's greatest hindrance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 14, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.
-- Plato
Website 4 the day:
Remember what you browse:
https://s3.amazonaws.com/www.hooeey.com/index.html
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Lost mood ring
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 13, 2013,
In :
Humor
I lost my mood ring, I'm not sure how I feel about this.
Website 4 the Day:
Search error messages:
http://www.errorhelp.com/
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Always intimidating
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 12, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
It's always intimidating to meet an icon.
-- Jennifer O'Neill
Website 4 the day:
Convert images to icons:
http://converticon.com/
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A good engineer thinks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 11, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
A good engineer thinks in reverse and asks himself about the stylistic consequences of the components and systems he proposes.
-- Helmut Jahn
Website 4 the day:
Reverse engineer binaries:
http://www.backerstreet.com/rec/rec.htm
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Pay less attention
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 10, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.
-- Andrew Carnegie
Website 4 the day:
Monitor web pages:
http://watchthatpage.com/
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I can get by
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 9, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
On a two week road trip I know I can get by better with no underwear than no laptop.
-- Curt Schilling
Website 4 the day:
Laptop manuals (except for Toshiba):
http://www.tim.id.au/blog/tims-laptop-service-manuals/
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Cannot direct wind
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.
-- Dolly Parton
Website 4 the day:
XPauto-start adjustment for experts:
http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb963902.aspx
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This exhilarating moment
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 7, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
In animation, there's this exhilarating moment of discovery when you see the film and you say, Oh THAT'S what I was doing.
-- John Lithgow
Website 4 the day:
Stickfigure animator:
http://www.snapfiles.com/get/pivotstickfigure.html
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I'm inclined
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 6, 2013,
In :
Humor
I'm inclined to be laid back.
Website 4 the Day:
Free image/photo editor:
http://www.getpaint.net/index.html
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Necessary to life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 6, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
Dreams are necessary to life.
-- Anais Nin
Website 4 the day:
Free animations:
http://www.animationlibrary.com/
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We need dreams
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
We need men who can dream of things that never were.
-- John F. Kennedy
Website 4 the day:
Time-frequency analysis:
http://www.baudline.com/index.html
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Don't use drugs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 3, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.
-- M. C. Escher
Website 4 the day:
Average face images:
http://www.faceresearch.org/demos/average
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Men of action
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 2, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
All men of action are dreamers.
-- James Huneker
Website 4 the day:
Desktop calculator:
http://speedcrunch.org/en_US/index.html
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Not old
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 1, 2013,
In :
Philosophy
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
-- John Barrymore
Legal search:
http://www.law.cornell.edu/search/lii
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Don't dream at night
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 31, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I don't dream at night, I dream all day; I dream for a living.
-- Steven Spielberg
Website 4 the day:
Smartphone security checklist:
http://www.fcc.gov/smartphone-security
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Many people and few outlets
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 30, 2012,
In :
Humor
An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.
Website 4 the Day:
Be submissive:
http://freewebsubmission.com/
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Started with nothing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 29, 2012,
In :
Humor
I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.
-- Michael Davis
Website 4 the day:
Search multiple classifieds at once:
http://www.searchtempest.com/
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Being punctual
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 28, 2012,
In :
Humor
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
-- Franklin P. Jones
Website 4 the day:
Public safety radio communications data base:
http://www.radioreference.com/
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A line
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 27, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
A line is a dot that went for a walk.
-- Paul Klee
Website 4 the day:
Recipes for what you have on hand:
http://recipepuppy.com
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Laws are useless
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 26, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
Website 4 the day:
When to go to sleep:
http://sleepyti.me/
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The gods wish to destroy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad.
-- Anonymous
Website 4 the day:
It's what you know that just ain't so:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_misconceptions
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A bad beginning
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 24, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
A bad beginning makes a bad ending.
-- Euripides
Website 4 the day:
Don't print what you don't want:
http://css-tricks.com/examples/ThePrintliminator/
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Picked up a sieve
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 23, 2012,
In :
Humor
He bent over to pick up a sieve and strained himself.
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Interactive Eratosthenes:
http://www.cut-the-knot.org/Curriculum/Arithmetic/Eratosthenes.shtml
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So old that...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 22, 2012,
In :
Humor
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
-- Bob Hope.
Website 4 the day:
Interactive periodic table of the elements:
http://ptable.com/
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Positive attitude
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 21, 2012,
In :
Humor
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
-- Herm Albright.
Website 4 the day:
Remote control for your PC:
http://www.tightvnc.com/
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So clever
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 20, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-- Oscar Wilde.
Website 4 the day:
Daily political cartoons for your website:
http://www.cagle.com/art/truesellsheet.html
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Getting lucky
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2012,
In :
Humor
The harder I work, the luckier I get.
-- Samuel Goldwyn
Website 4 the day:
Funny office quotes:
http://meetingboy.com/
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Wage comparisons
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 18, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
A great lathe operator commands several times the wage of an average lathe operator, but a great writer of software code is worth 10,000 times the price of an average software writer.
-- Bill Gates
Website 4 the day:
Photos of people doing it wrong:
http://www.doingitwrong.com/
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Most important days
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 17, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you find out why.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Call from prison:
http://www.prisondial.com/
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Presently employed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2012,
In :
Humor
'I am presently employed', said the gift wrapper.
Website 4 the Day:
How to be a wrapper:
http://www.wikihow.com/Wrap-a-Present
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Fastest animal on earth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 15, 2012,
In :
Humor
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
-- Dave Barry
Website 4 the day:
Measure your Internet speed (6 of 6):
http://www.dslreports.com/speedtest?flash=1
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Strike the balance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 14, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
One must strike the right balance between speed and quality.
-- Clare Short
Website 4 the day:
Measure your Internet speed (5 of 6):
http://measurementlab.net/run-ndt
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Try to rush me
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 13, 2012,
In :
Humor
If they try to rush me, I always say, I've only got one other speed and it's slower.
-- Glenn Ford
Website 4 the day:
Measure your Internet speed (4 of 6):
http://reviews.cnet.com/internet-speed-test/
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America doesn't know where it is going
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 12, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.
--- Laurence J. Peter
Website 4 the day:
Measure your Internet speed (3 of 6):
http://www.bandwidthplace.com/
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Lie has speed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 11, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
A lie has speed, but truth has endurance.
-- Edgar J. Mohn
Website 4 the day:
Measure your Internet speed (2 of 6):
http://speedtest.net/
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Over the hill
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 10, 2012,
In :
Humor
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer
Website 4 the day:
Measure your Internet speed (1 of 6):
http://myspeed.visualware.com/index.php
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An emotional wedding
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2012,
In :
Humor
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Website 4 the Day:
Save the earth:
http://earth911.com
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Advertising is legalized
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 8, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Advertising is legalized lying.
-- H. G. Wells
Website 4 the day:
Free stuff searching:
http://www.prospector.cz/
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Cannot teach anything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 7, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates
Website 4 the day:
Interactive multi-search front-end:
http://soovle.com/
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Much easier
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 6, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
It is much easier to be critical than to be correct.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
Website 4 the day:
25,000 minutes free video conference per month:
http://www.tokbox.com/
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Feel in your heart
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 5, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Do what you feel in your heart to be right. You'll be criticized anyway.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
Website 4 the day:
National security buildup:
http://projects.washingtonpost.com/top-secret-america/
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Have not failed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 4, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Alva Edison
Website 4 the day:
Read hidden passwords on a web page:
http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/how-to-retrieve-passwords-from-asterisks/
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To be happy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 3, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
If you want to be happy, be.
-- Leo Tolstoy
Website 4 the day:
Find filler item for free Amazon shipping:
http://www.filleritem.com/
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Ocean to shore
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 2, 2012,
In :
Humor
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
Website 4 the Day:
Make up real-sounding words:
http://wordoid.com
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Advertising friendly
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 1, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Once a culture becomes entirely advertising friendly, it seizes to be a culture at all.
-- Mark Crispin Miller
Website 4 the day:
Shopping app:
http://redlaser.com/
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Women love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 30, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.
-- Mignon McLaughlin
Website 4 the day:
Price check:
http://www.hagoole.com/
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People buy anything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 29, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer.'
-- Sinclair Lewis
Website 4 the day:
What others have paid for cars:
http://www.truecar.com/
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Men liked shopping
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 28, 2012,
In :
Humor
If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.
-- Cynthia Nelms
Website 4 the day:
Price comparison:
http://www.pricegrabber.com/
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People spend money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 27, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.
-- Will Smith
Website 4 the day:
Check price history:
http://thetracktor.com/
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Shopping is cheaper
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 26, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
-- Tammy Faye Bakker
Website 4 the day:
Price watch:
http://us.camelcamelcamel.com/
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Breakfast egg
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 25, 2012,
In :
Humor
A boiled egg for breakfast is hard to beat.
Website 4 the Day:
Make everything OK:
http://make-everything-ok.com/
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Always ready to learn
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 24, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught.
-- Winston Churchill
Website 4 the day:
Search government auctions:
http://www.govdeals.com/
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Complicated questions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 23, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
-- Dr. Seuss
Website 4 the day:
Rhyming dictionary:
http://rhymer.com/
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Votes decide nothing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 22, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Those who cast the votes decide nothing; those who count the votes decide everything.
-- Joseph Stalin
Website 4 the day:
Random historical and scientific facts:
http://factsie.com
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Wanted to be a cook
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 21, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.
-- Salvador Dali
Website 4 the day:
Latest news from many sources:
http://www.veryquiet.com/
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A small world
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 20, 2012,
In :
Humor
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Beautiful weather graphs and maps:
http://weatherspark.com/
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You will wish
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
A year from now you will wish you started today.
-- Karen Lamb
Website 4 the day:
Lock your computer with a USB stick:
http://www.predator-usb.com/predator/en/index.php
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Piano down a mineshaft
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 18, 2012,
In :
Humor
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
Website 4 the Day:
Skype recorder:
http://voipcallrecording.com/
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Drinking poison
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 17, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies.
-- Nelson Mandela
Website 4 the day:
Browse faster:
http://www.maxthon.com/mx3/
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Never too late
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 16, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
It's never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Elliot
Website 4 the day:
Print to image file:
http://code-industry.net/imageprinter.php
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Experience
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 15, 2012,
In :
Humor
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Randy Pausch
Website 4 the day:
Build and publish apps for free:
http://www.appsbar.com/
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Terrible misfortunes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 14, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
My life has been full of terrible misfortunes most of which never happened.
-- Michel de Montaigne
Website 4 the day:
Synchronize files to your own host:
http://ftpbox.org/
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Quiet people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 13, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Quiet people have the loudest minds.
-- Stephen Hawking
Website 4 the day:
Simple anonymous peer-to-peer file sharing:
http://mute-net.sourceforge.net/
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Don't cry
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
-- Dr. Seuss
Website 4 the day:
How to go Git:
http://rogerdudler.github.com/git-guide/
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Broke into song
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 11, 2012,
In :
Humor
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Website 4 the Day:
1911 Version of the Encyclopedia Britannica:
http://eb11.nrbook.com/index.html
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If you leave me
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 10, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
When we got married I told my wife "If you leave me, I'm going with you.
And she never did.
-- James Fineous McBride
Website 4 the day:
The study of how the Internet can impact your beliefs:
http://captology.stanford.edu/
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The less we know
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 9, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The less we know, the longer the explanation.
-- Bene Gesserit (fictional character of Frank Herbert)
Website 4 the day:
3D model from photographs:
http://insight3d.sourceforge.net/
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TV as proof
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 8, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
TV has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
-- Ann Landers
Website 4 the day:
Find a photo that points to where your cursor is:
http://www.pointerpointer.com/
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Need a driver's license
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 7, 2012,
In :
Humor
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Learn a new language:
http://duolingo.com
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Obsolete satire
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 6, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
-- Tom Lehrer
Website 4 the day:
Recover lost files:
http://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/PhotoRec
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Think of the future
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 5, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Video downloader:
http://www.freemake.com/free_video_downloader/
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Been to the dentist
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 4, 2012,
In :
Humor
I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.
Website 4 the Day:
Doodle on a map:
http://quikmaps.com/
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Beauty fades
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 3, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Beauty fades . . . dumb is forever.
-- Judge Judy
Website 4 the day:
Visual data on maps:
http://www.statsilk.com/
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Finding genius
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 2, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
-- E. B. White
Website 4 the day:
Interactive infographics:
http://infogr.am/
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Spoiling a good story
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 1, 2012,
In :
Humor
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Build an online timeline:
http://www.dipity.com/
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A sane man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 31, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
-- Carl Gustav Jung
Website 4 the day:
Create diagrams with words:
http://www.diagrammr.com/
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Got in trouble
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 30, 2012,
In :
Humor
When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, "I want my daughter back by 8:15." I said, "The middle of August? Cool!"
Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Make your data pretty:
http://piktochart.com/
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Anyone object?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 29, 2012,
In :
Humor
If anyone objects to any statement I make, I am quite prepared not only to retract it, but also to deny under oath that I ever made it.
-- Tom Lehrer
Website 4 the day:
Create visual ideas:
http://www.easel.ly/
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Radioactive cats
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 28, 2012,
In :
Humor
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Website 4 the Day:
Merge Gmail and social networking:
http://www.xobni.com/download/gmail
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An ideal state
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 27, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
-- Herbert Henry Asquith
Website 4 the day:
Track sent e-mail:
http://www.rightinbox.com/
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On the right track,
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 26, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
E-mail reminders:
http://www.followupthen.com/
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His mother
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 25, 2012,
In :
Humor
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
-- Mae West
Website 4 the day:
Remember to follow-up:
http://www.followup.cc/
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Avoid the unlucky
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 24, 2012,
In :
Humor
Avoid employing unlucky people. Throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.
-- David Brent
Website 4 the day:
Send Gmail later:
http://sendwhenever.com/
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Dept of Interior
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 24, 2012,
In :
Humor
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Organize your e-mail:
http://www.otherinbox.com/
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It's impossible
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 22, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
When we were told it's impossible, we knew it's the right way to be done.
-- Joe Sutter (Boeing 747 team leader)
Website 4 the day:
Remove e-mail junk:
http://unroll.me/
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Electricity from electrons
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 21, 2012,
In :
Humor
If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?
Website 4 the Day:
The art of photogravure:
http://photogravure.com/
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World War III songs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 20, 2012,
In :
Humor
I feel that if any songs are gonna come out of World War III, we'd better start writing them now.
-- Tom Lehrer
Website 4 the day:
Split folders by criteria:
http://bkprograms.weebly.com/folder-axe.html
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Fish cramps
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 19, 2012,
In :
Humor
Do fish get cramps after eating?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Photo/file sharing with 10 GB free and 2 GB file limit:
http://minus.com/
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Misunderestimation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 18, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
They misunderestimated me.
George W. Bush
Website 4 the day:
Learn to communicate visually:
http://www.visual-literacy.org/
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Western civilization
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea.
-- Mahatma Gandhi
Website 4 the day:
Learn to be cryptic:
http://www.khanacademy.org/science/brit-cruise/cryptography
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The use of happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 16, 2012,
In :
Humor
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
-- Henny Youngman
Website 4 the day:
Convert to/from Lat/Lon:
http://stevemorse.org/jcal/latlon.php
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The moneyed classes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the day:
Verify links on a website:
http://home.snafu.de/tilman/xenulink.html
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Worried king
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 14, 2012,
In :
Humor
The king worried about having a receding heir line.
Website 4 the Day:
Internet reference desk:
http://www.refdesk.com/
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Never been married
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 13, 2012,
In :
Humor
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
-- Elayne Boosler
Website 4 the day:
Make a ringtone:
http://www.cellsea.com/media/rtindex.htm
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A bargain
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 13, 2012,
In :
Humor
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
-- Franklin Jones
Website 4 the day:
Self-Destructing, recallable, non-forwardable, non-printable/savable e-mail:
http://www.bigstring.com/
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It's time
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 11, 2012,
In :
Humor
It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
-- George W. Bush
Website 4 the day:
Create apps for iOS and Android:
https://register.brightcove.com/en/app-cloud
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Inspiration
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 10, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
-- Sigmund Freud
Website 4 the day:
Private social network:
https://www.yammer.com/
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I like life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 9, 2012,
In :
Humor
I like life. It's something to do.
-- Ronnie Shakes
Website 4 the day:
Break through the corporate firewall:
http://proxify.com/
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If a person
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 8, 2012,
In :
Humor
if a person can't communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer
Website 4 the day:
Effective communication:
http://www.helpguide.org/mental/effective_communication_skills.htm
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Why wait
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 7, 2012,
In :
Humor
Why do we wait until a pig is dead, to "cure" it?
Website 4 the Day:
Free stock photos:
http://sxc.hu
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Fear of perfection
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 6, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.
-- Salvador Dalí
Website 4 the day:
0 to resume in 15 minutes:
http://jobspice.com
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God loved birds
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 5, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
-- Jacques Deval
Website 4 the day:
Check writing for spelling or grammatical errors:
http://polishmywriting.com
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Young once
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 4, 2012,
In :
Humor
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
-- Dave Barry
Website 4 the day:
Easy blogging:
http://www.scribefire.com/
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Stupidity v. genius
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 3, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Save web content:
http://gimmebar.com
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Mime arrest
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 2, 2012,
In :
Humor
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Video lectures, courses, etc.:
http://www.learnerstv.com/
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If you don't like it
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 1, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it.
-- Mary Engelbreit
Website 4 the day:
Coping with change:
http://www.positive-changes-coach.com/how-to-deal-with-change.html
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Sign language
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 30, 2012,
In :
Humor
Knowing sign language can be handy.
Website 4 the Day:
Protect your diary:
http://rednotebook.sourceforge.net/
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Never a substitute
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 29, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Organization can never be a substitute for initiative and for judgment.
-- Louis D. Brandeis
Website 4 the day:
Organize your programs, files, and folders:
http://ticno.com/multibar/?lang=en
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Failed writers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 28, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I suppose some editors are failed writers; but so are most writers.
-- TS Eliot
Website 4 the day:
Free audio editor:
http://www.wavosaur.com/
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Language
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 27, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Language is the archives of history.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Website 4 the day:
Handle 150+ types of archives:
http://peazip.sourceforge.net/
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Concentrate
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 26, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Concentrate your strengths against your competitor's relative weaknesses.
-- Paul Gauguin
Website 4 the day:
Compare your website to competitors:
http://www.diyseo.com/free-tools/seo-report-card
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Silence is perfect
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the day:
Regular expression tutorial:
http://www.regular-expressions.info/tutorial.html
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X rated films
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 24, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I had the X rating on my films. Now they do as much on The Simpsons as I got an X rating for Fritz the Cat.
-- Ralph Bakshi
Website 4 the day:
What Google page does a site show up on?
http://whatpageofsearchamion.com/
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Finding area
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 23, 2012,
In :
Humor
Finding area is an integral part of calculus.
Website 4 the Day:
Visual calculus:
http://archives.math.utk.edu/visual.calculus/
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Art
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 22, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
If it sells, it's art.
-- Frank Lloyd
Website 4 the day:
How Thomas Edison are you?
http://thomasedison.org/
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Stop thinking
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 21, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Stop thinking, and end your problems.
-- Lao Tzu
Website 4 the day:
How many days are left?
http://xdaysleft.com/
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Discussions with monkey
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 20, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
-- Winston Churchill
Website 4 the day:
Encrypted USB partition:
http://www.rohos.com/
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Loved children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 19, 2012,
In :
Humor
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the day:
Where did I put that phone?
http://www.wheresmycellphone.com/
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Profound influence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 18, 2012,
In :
Humor
My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
-- Spike Milligan
Website 4 the day:
Collect/organize/share web stuff:
http://www.pearltrees.com/
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Apartments
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 17, 2012,
In :
Humor
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Generate web-based presentations:
https://www.startmeeting.com/studio
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Soap addiction
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 16, 2012,
In :
Humor
No-prep profession
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 15, 2012,
In :
Humor
Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson
Website 4 the day:
What does the Internet think:
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/
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Nothing is hard
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 14, 2012,
In :
Humor
Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
-- Leslie Nielsen
Website 4 the day:
Share a web page with a warning:
http://isnsfw.com/
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Trick to being a humorist
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 13, 2012,
In :
Humor
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Help others find the name of a tune:
http://namemytune.com/
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New skylights
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 12, 2012,
In :
Humor
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
50 Windows Registry Hacks:
http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/37920/the-50-best-registry-hacks-that-make-windows-better/
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No business ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 11, 2012,
In :
Humor
There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
-- David Letterman
Website 4 the day:
Free accounting software:
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2382514,00.asp
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Value of money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2012,
In :
Humor
If you would like to know the value of money, try to borrow some.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the day:
Crowdfunding website reviews:
http://www.crowdfunding-website-reviews.com/
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Sound promises
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 9, 2012,
In :
Humor
Many campaign promises are sound. Only sound!
Website 4 the Day:
Non-partisan fact checking site:
http://www.factcheck.org/
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Unpredictable children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 8, 2012,
In :
Humor
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they’re going to catch you in next.
-- Franklin P. Jones
Website 4 the day:
How to catch a liar:
http://www.webmd.com/balance/features/10-ways-catch-li
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Women forgive
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 7, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Website 4 the day:
How to forgive:
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/forgiveness/MH00131
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I am drunk
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 6, 2012,
In :
Humor
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
-- Winston Churchill
Website 4 the day:
Collect money to fund anti-ugly research:
http://chipin.com
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Stay in shape
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 5, 2012,
In :
Humor
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeners
Website 4 the day:
Improved mental health is a walk in the park:
http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2012/06/21/Walking-in-park-better-for-mental-health/UPI-34271340256956/
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Curious about sheep
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 4, 2012,
In :
Humor
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Graphical weather and rain prediction maps:
http://graphical.weather.gov/
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Men without women
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 3, 2012,
In :
Humor
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir … mighty scarce.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Open source web fonts:
http://google.com/webfonts
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Mad magician
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 2, 2012,
In :
Humor
The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
Website 4 the Day:
Amaze your friends:
http://www.goodtricks.net/
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Bad artists
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 1, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Bad artists copy. Good artists steal.
-- Pablo Picasso
Website 4 the day:
Still another file synchronizer:
http://synkron.sourceforge.net/
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From one or two
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2012,
In :
Humor
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner quotes
Website 4 the day:
Yet another file synchronizer:
http://www.cis.upenn.edu/~bcpierce/unison/
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If you were right
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 30, 2012,
In :
Humor
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
-- Robin Williams
Website 4 the day:
Folder comparison and synchronization:
http://www.freewaregenius.com/freefilesync-powerful-folder-comparison-and-synchronization-tool/
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The great end
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 29, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The great end of living is to harmonize man with the order of things.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes
Website 4 the day:
Java file synchronization:
http://jfilesync.sourceforge.net/
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Not to be put in order
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 28, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The world is not to be put in order; the world is order, incarnate. It is for us to harmonize with this order.
-- Henry Miller
Website 4 the day:
Folder synchronization:
http://freefilesync.sourceforge.net/
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People in sync
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 27, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
If people aren't in sync, things won't work out well.
-- Stephen Hopkins
Website 4 the day:
Synchronize your USB and disk memories:
http://www.dirsyncpro.org/
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Avoid elevators
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 26, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I usually take steps to avoid elevators.
Website 4 the Day:
History of the Otis elevator:
http://www.otisworldwide.com/d31-timeline.html
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Disagree with experiment
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 25, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
If it disagrees with experiment, it’s wrong. That’s all there is to it.
-- Richard Feynman
Website 4 the day:
The Stanford prison experiment:
http://www.prisonexp.org/
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Can't order food
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 24, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I can’t go to a restaurant and order food because I keep looking at the fonts on the menu. Five minutes later I realize that it’s also talking about food.
-- Donald Knuth, when asked about the his work on computer typesetting.
Website 4 the day:
A brief history of fonts:
http://www.vletter.com/aboutfonts.htm
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No special talents
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 23, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Curiosity and intelligence:
http://phys.org/news172174436.htm
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No idea
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 22, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.
-- Stephen Hawking, when asked as to his IQ.
Website 4 the day:
History of the IQ test:
http://iq-test.learninginfo.org/iq01.htm
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I'll stop here
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 21, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I think I’ll stop here.
-- Andrew Wiles after finishing writing the proof to Fermat’s Last Theorem
Website 4 the day:
Wiles' interview:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/physics/andrew-wiles-fermat.html
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Didn't know
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 20, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Well, I didn’t know it was hard.
-- Ivan Sutherland, when asked “How could you possibly have done the first interactive graphics program, the first non-procedural programming language, the first object oriented software system, all in one year?”
Website 4 the day:
Increase ignorance for success:
http://www.selfgrowth.com/articles/become-a-success-by-increasing-your-ignorance
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My friend drowned
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 19, 2012,
In :
Humor
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.
Website 4 the Day:
Famous people who drowned:
http://listverse.com/2008/05/29/12-notable-people-who-died-by-drowning/
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Television and psychiatry
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 18, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
-- Alfred Hitchcock
Website 4 the day:
Psychiatry videos:
http://www.psy-world.com/videos.htm
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Television and democracy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 17, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Television is democracy at its ugliest.
-- Paddy Chayefsky
Website 4 the day:
Death of TV: Democracy's rebirth
http://news.discovery.com/human/campaigns-end-tv-commercials-120531.html
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Writing raised
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2012,
In :
Humor
Television has raised writing to a new low.
-- Samuel Goldwyn
Website 4 the day:
Television writing competition:
http://www.scriptapaloozatv.com/
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The weather channel
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 15, 2012,
In :
Humor
On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather.
We had something like that where I grew up.
We called it a window.
-- Dan Spencer
Website 4 the day:
Weather Channel's forecast:
http://www.weather.com/forecast
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Television news
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 14, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy.
-- Richard Nixon
Website 4 the day:
NBC News video archive:
http://www.nbcuniversalarchives.com/
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Father hated radio
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 13, 2012,
In :
Humor
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
-- Peter De Vries
Website 4 the day:
History of television:
http://inventors.about.com/od/tstartinventions/a/Television_Time.htm
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Do the splits
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 12, 2012,
In :
Humor
I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He asked "How flexible are you?"
I replied, "I can't come on Tuesdays".
Website 4 the Day:
Olympics results:
http://espn.go.com/olympics/summer/2012/results
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Protecting aspirin
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children.
-- Gloria Estefan
Website 4 the day:
Sketch/plan an auto accident:
http://accidentsketch.com/
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Cement mixer collision
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 9, 2012,
In :
Humor
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
-- Ronnie Corbett
Website 4 the day:
Instead of TV, you should watch:
http://unplugthetv.com
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Thick towels
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 8, 2012,
In :
Humor
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
-- Yogi Berra
Website 4 the day:
Hotel ratings and bed bug watch:
http://www.raveable.com/
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A guy waved
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 7, 2012,
In :
Humor
I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, “I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.” And I said, “I am.”
-- Demetri Martin
Website 4 the day:
Share bookmarks:
http://help.diigo.com/my-groups-turorial/share-bookmarks
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A lot of courage
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 6, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
-- Erma Bombeck
Website 4 the day:
Share and edit videos:
http://pixorial.com
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A good cookbook
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 5, 2012,
In :
Humor
I just read a good cookbook, it had many stirring events.
Website 4 the Day:
Library of free e-cookbooks:
http://www.recipe4living.com/articles/free_ecookbooks.htm
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Under the kilt
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2012,
In :
Humor
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
-- Spike Milligan
Website 4 the day:
Free search of public records:
http://publicrecords.searchsystems.net
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Sent a telegram
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 3, 2012,
In :
Humor
I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
High tech pranks:
http://www.techcult.com/high-tech-pranks/
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Achieve immortality
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 2, 2012,
In :
Humor
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
5 steps to living longer:
http://scienceuniverse101.blogspot.com/2012/05/5-health-tips-that-can-lengthen-your.html
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Grasp the universe
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 1, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
-- Carl Sagan
Website 4 the day:
50 ways to improve Windows:
http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/37920/the-50-best-registry-hacks-that-make-windows-better/
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About failures
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 31, 2012,
In :
Humor
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Write a successful book:
http://www.scottberkun.com/blog/2007/how-to-write-a-book-the-short-honest-truth/
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Every man's right
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 30, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
Website 4 the day:
Coping with arrogance:
http://www.wikihow.com/Cope-With-Arrogant-People
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My dog
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 29, 2012,
In :
Humor
My dog not only has a fur coat but also pants.
Website 4 the Day:
Recover that lost password:
http://www.nirsoft.net/utils/#password_utils
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Very deep thought
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 28, 2012,
In :
Humor
How much deeper would the ocean be, if sponges didn't grow in it?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
How deep are they?
http://science.yourdictionary.com/articles/how-deep-are-the-oceans-and-how-can-you-be-sure.html
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It is rude to interrupt
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 27, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte
Website 4 the day:
Frostbite Theater:
http://education.jlab.org/frost/
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Simple success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 26, 2012,
In :
Humor
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
-- Earl Wilson
Website 4 the day:
Send video mail:
http://mailvu.com
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Beware
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 24, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Beware of any enterprise requiring new clothes.
-- Henry Thoreau
Website 4 the day:
Proving Thoreau wrong:
http://www.dressforsuccess.org/
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The best way
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 23, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
To help you appreciate your job:
http://borge009.hubpages.com/hub/Jobs-That-Will-Make-You-Appreciate-Your-own-job-More
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Walked into a bar
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 22, 2012,
In :
Humor
I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.
The bartender brings out a guy who looks just like me.
Website 4 the Day:
Scientfic search:
http://scirus.com/srsapp/
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Buy land
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 22, 2012,
In :
Humor
Buy land. They've stopped making it.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Historical home prices:
http://www.jparsons.net/housingbubble/
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When I was a boy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 20, 2012,
In :
Humor
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
-- George Burns
Website 4 the day:
Dead sea scrolls online:
http://dss.collections.imj.org.il/
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Armpits in alligators
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 19, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
When you’re up to your armpits in alligators, it’s hard to remember to drain the swamp.
-- Ronald Reagan
Website 4 the day:
Swamp images:
http://tiny.cc/ctfohw
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Education is not
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 18, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.
-- John Dewey
Website 4 the day:
Educational games:
http://www.nobelprize.org/educational/
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Life is anything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 17, 2012,
In :
Humor
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
-- Dave Barry
Website 4 the day:
Life photos:
Life photos:
http://images.google.com/hosted/life
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Holding good cards
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 16, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings
Website 4 the day:
Online card games:
http://games.yahoo.com/card/
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Clothing store sign
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 15, 2012,
In :
Humor
Sign on a clothing store - Come inside and have a fit.
Website 4 the Day:
Cute bunny pictures. (Why? ... Why not!)
http://dailybunny.com
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Success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
-- Winston Churchill
Website 4 the day:
Become enthusiastic:
http://www.positivityblog.com/index.php/2008/03/13/4-powerful-reasons-to-up-your-enthusiasm-and-how-to-do-it/
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Do the impossible
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 13, 2012,
In :
Humor
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
-- Doug Larson
Website 4 the day:
Do the impossible:
http://michaelhyatt.com/slides/do-the-impossible
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A budget
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 12, 2012,
In :
Humor
A budget tells us what we can’t afford, but it doesn’t keep us from buying it.
-- William Feather
Website 4 the day:
Mail header analyzer:
http://www.iptrackeronline.com/header.php/
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Success secrets
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 11, 2012,
In :
Humor
There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
-- Kin Hubbard
Website 4 the day:
Free university lectures:
http://lecturefox.com
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Nothing is illegal
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 10, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it.
-- Andrew Young
Website 4 the day:
Create a website:
http://dooid.me/home/index.php
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A successful man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 9, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.
-- David Brinkley
Website 4 the day:
Convert web page to PDF:
http://pdfmyurl.com
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Useless book
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 8, 2012,
In :
Humor
The book of incantations was useless.
The author had failed to run a spell check.
Website 4 the Day:
Create a QR code:
http://goqr.me/
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The secret of life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 7, 2012,
In :
Humor
I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.
-- Charles M. Schulz
Website 4 the day:
Share your searching:
http://www.heystaks.com/tab/
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A simple philosophy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 6, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.
-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Website 4 the day:
Google class on searching:
http://www.google.com/insidesearch/landing/powersearching.html
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Your mission
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 5, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you’re alive, it isn’t.
-- Richard Bach
Website 4 the day:
Free study guides and book notes:
http://www.pinkmonkey.com/
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Every man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 4, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
-- William Wallace
Website 4 the day:
Domain search:
http://www.bustaname.com/
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Any idiot
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 3, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Any idiot can face a crisis – it’s day to day living that wears you out.
-- Anton Chekhov
Website 4 the day:
Highlight or add sticky notes to web pages:
http://www.diigo.com/
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Waste one hour
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 2, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
-- Charles Darwin
Website 4 the day:
Make a web page:
https://webmaker.org/en-US/tools/#thimble
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Swallowed some cheese
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 1, 2012,
In :
Humor
My cat swallowed some cheese and then waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.
Website 4 the Day:
500 free movies:
http://www.openculture.com/freemoviesonline
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Talking about cats
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 30, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.
-- Dan Greenberg
Website 4 the day:
Fix your cell phone videos:
http://fixmymovie.com/
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Kindly masters
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 29, 2012,
In :
Humor
Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place. -- Paul Gray
Website 4 the day:
Garfield randomized:
http://dougshaw.com/garfield.html
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Own a dog
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 28, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
You own a dog but you feed a cat.
-- Jenny de Vries
Website 4 the day:
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Visualize cats
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 27, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
You can visualize a hundred cats. Beyond that, you can't. Two hundred, five hundred, it all looks the same.
-- Jack Wright (of Kingston, Ontario, the Guinness Book record holder for the owner of the most cats at one time - 689)
Website 4 the day:
Top ten cat countries:
http://www.mapsofworld.com/world-top-ten/countries-with-most-pet-cat-population.html
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Many philosophers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 26, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
-- Hippolyte Taine
Website 4 the day:
Create your own wisdom cat image:
http://memegenerator.net/Wisdom-Cat
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No matter
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 25, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the day:
100 cute kittens:
http://acidcow.com/pics/20805-cats-100-pics.html
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Leopard change
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 24, 2012,
In :
Humor
How can a leopard change his spots? By moving.
Website 4 the Day:
Coping with change:
http://powertochange.com/life/copinag/
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An expert
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2012,
In :
Humor
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr
Website 4 the day:
Job search engine:
http://www.indeed.com/
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Needs reforming
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 22, 2012,
In :
Humor
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Spam-free searching:
http://blekko.com/
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Most beautiful thing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 21, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Search for videos:
http://www.blinkx.com/
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Ordinary things
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 20, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Ordinary things consistently done produce extraordinary results.
-- Keith Cunningham
Website 4 the day:
Health search engine:
http://www.healthline.com/
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Not the absence of fear
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 19, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear.
-- Ambrose Redmoon
Website 4 the day:
Search recent information:
http://www.nowrelevant.com/
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Wouldn't have won
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 18, 2012,
In :
Humor
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
-- Yogi Berra
Website 4 the day:
Pictorial search results:
http://spezify.com
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A gifted child
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 17, 2012,
In :
Humor
I asked my dad if I was a gifted child. He assured me that I was, because he definitely wouldn't have paid for me.
Website 4 the Day:
Open a wine bottle with your shoe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h8LkCC2TXg
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The world owes you
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 16, 2012,
In :
Humor
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
10 creative ways to earn extra money:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/worklife/05/18/cb.earn.extra.money/index.html
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Fear of life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 15, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The fear of life is the favorite disease of the 20th century.
-- William Lyon Phelps
Website 4 the day:
Worried sick?
http://www.webmd.com/anxiety-panic/features/worried-sick-help-for-hypochondria
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Life is
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 14, 2012,
In :
Humor
Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
-- Fran Lebowitz
Website 4 the day:
37 ways to fall asleep fast:
http://sleepcottage.com/how-to-fall-asleep-fast/
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A long lesson
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 13, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Life is a long lesson in humility.
-- James M. Barrie
Website 4 the day:
How to be humble:
http://beinspiredeveryday.com/2009/08/21/how-to-practice-humility/
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All men think
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 12, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
All men think all men mortal but themselves.
-- Edward Young
Website 4 the day:
CDC mortality tables:
http://www.cdc.gov/NCHS/nvss/mortality_tables.htm
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Only one difference
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2012,
In :
Humor
There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson
Website 4 the day:
20 easy deserts:
http://allrecipes.com/Recipes/Everyday-Cooking/Quick-and-Easy/Quick-and-Easy-Desserts/Top.aspx
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The only disease
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 10, 2012,
In :
Humor
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.
Website 4 the Day:
Hypochondiac's delight:
http://www.patientslikeme.com/
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Never judge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 9, 2012,
In :
Humor
Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J.W. Eagan
Website 4 the day:
Create your own e-book to be judged:
http://www.britely.com/
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Convert ideas to things
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 8, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The ability to convert ideas to things is the secret of outward success.
-- Henry Ward Beecher
Website 4 the day:
Convert text to image:
http://www.hidetext.net/
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Everything popular
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 7, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Everything popular is wrong.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Search less popular sites:
http://millionshort.com/
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Still no cure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 6, 2012,
In :
Humor
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
-- John Glenn
Website 4 the day:
Find a person's birthday:
http://www.birthdatabase.com/query.php
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The first step
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 5, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery.
-- Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Website 4 the day:
Free disk recovery tool:
http://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/TestDisk
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A moderately good play
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 4, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
–Truman Capote
Website 4 the day:
Make your own motivator parody poster:
http://diy.despair.com
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A fired magician
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 3, 2012,
In :
Humor
A fired magician is dis-illusioned.
Website 4 the Day:
Learn magic:
http://www.classicmagic.net/
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Intellectuals solve problems
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Seek and ye shall find:
http://freewordsearch.net/
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Never drink water
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 1, 2012,
In :
Humor
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
-- W. C. Fields
Website 4 the day:
Connect the dots:
http://www.picturedots.com/
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Drunk man's words
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 31, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
A drunk mans words are a sober man’s thoughts.
-- Steve Fergosi
Website 4 the day:
Share thoughts (sober or otherwise):
http://www.wiki-site.com/index.php/Wiki_Creation_-_Create_A_Wiki_For_Free!
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I feel sorry
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2012,
In :
Humor
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
-- Frank Sinatra
Website 4 the day:
Don't tweet today, what you can put off until tomorrow:
https://www.socialoomph.com/
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Those who have what they want
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 29, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven’t what they want that they don’t want it.
-- Ogden Nash
Website 4 the day:
Tell people in your own font:
http://fontstruct.com/
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Patriot's duty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 28, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.
-- Thomas Paine
Website 4 the day:
Memorial Day history:
http://www.usmemorialday.org/backgrnd.html
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Sandwich walks into a bar
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 27, 2012,
In :
Humor
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
Website 4 the Day:
Non-soggy sandwiches:
http://www.thefoodpornographer.com/2008/08/02/bento-tips-and-reflections-1/
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Sign on a brassiere shop
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 26, 2012,
In :
Humor
Sign on a brassiere shop:
We fix flats.
Website 4 the day:
The uplifting history of the bra:
http://www.lingerie-n-more.com/2009/09/18/bras-through-the-ages/
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Sign on a divorce lawyer’s wall
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 25, 2012,
In :
Humor
Sign on a divorce lawyer’s wall:
Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.
Website 4 the day:
Lawyer humor:
http://mason.gmu.edu/~rrotunda/lawyer.htm
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Sign on a music store
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 24, 2012,
In :
Humor
Sign on a music store:
Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.
Website 4 the day:
Music humor:
http://www.buddyandhopkins.com/BH_musichumor.html
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Sign on a junkyard fence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 23, 2012,
In :
Humor
Sign on a junkyard fence:
Edifice wrecks.
Website 4 the day:
Used car part finder:
http://www.car-part.com/
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Sign on a beauty parlor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 22, 2012,
Sign on a plumber’s truck
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 21, 2012,
In :
Humor
Sign on a plumber’s truck:
A flush is better than a full house.
Website 4 the day:
Toilet tutorial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pPfrV8E37o
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Failed Math
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 20, 2012,
In :
Humor
I failed Math so many times I can't even count.
-- Stewart Francis
Website 4 the Day:
Create or view awesome infographics:
http://visual.ly/
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Share everything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 19, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Share everything. Don't take things that aren't yours. Put things back where you found them.
-- Robert Fulghum
Website 4 the day:
Share files across multiple hosts:
http://www.mirrorcreator.com/
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Can computers think?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
-- Edsgar Dijkstra
Website 4 the day:
Why people think that computers can't. (From 1982)
http://web.media.mit.edu/~minsky/papers/ComputersCantThink.txt
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Paranoiac in reverse
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 17, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
-- J. D. Salinger
Website 4 the day:
Reverse image search:
http://www.tineye.com/
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What you pay
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 16, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.
-- Warren Buffett
Website 4 the day:
See historical Amazon prices:
http://ookong.com
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Flurry of images
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 15, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I have lived in a flurry of images, but I will go out in a freeze frame.
-- Anthony Quinn
Website 4 the day:
Free vectors:
http://tutorialblog.org/free-vector-downloads
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Going nowhere
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I thought I was going nowhere. Now I can see there was a pattern.
-- Kate DiCamillo
Website 4 the day:
Free patterns:
http://squidfingers.com/patterns
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DWK
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 13, 2012,
In :
Humor
A woman was driving in her car on a narrow road. She was knitting at the same time, so she was driving very slowly.
A man came up from behind and he wanted to pass her. He opened the window and yelled, "Pull over! Pull over!"
The lady yelled back, "No, it's a sweater!"
Website 4 the Day:
Learn how to, but not while driving:
http://www.knittinghelp.com/
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A smile a day
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 12, 2012,
In :
Humor
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
-- W.C. Fields
Website 4 the day:
Demos of handwriting recognition:
http://webdemo.visionobjects.com/
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People stealing your ideas
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 11, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats.
-- Howard Aiken
Website 4 the day:
Photo tours of 15,000 popular landmarks:
http://www.theverge.com/2012/4/25/2974069/google-maps-photo-tours
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Congressmen's trips abroad
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 10, 2012,
In :
Humor
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Create a website:
http://imcreator.com/
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America: the Land of Promise
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 9, 2012,
In :
Humor
Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
-- Milton Berle
Website 4 the day:
Autofill sign-up/login forms and track purchases:
https://www.dashlane.com/
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Error to error
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 8, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
From error to error, one discovers the entire truth.
-- Fortune cookie message
Website 4 the day:
Who is tracking you?
http://www.ghostery.com/
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Did you know?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 7, 2012,
In :
Humor
Did you know that you can just rip up a to-do list?
-- Tim Siedell
Website 4 the day:
Change your screen color to match day light:
http://stereopsis.com/flux/
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Asked for a joke
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 6, 2012,
In :
Humor
When the King asked the fool for a joke the fool just shrugged. He was the court gesture.
Website 4 the Day:
Send an odd e-card:
http://www.someecards.com/
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Think you are thinking?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 5, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
-- William James
Website 4 the day:
How to think critically:
http://www.rogerdarlington.me.uk/thinking.html
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Infuriating
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 4, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right.
-- Moliere
Website 4 the day:
How to think:
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Faith in fools
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2012,
In :
Humor
I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence.
-- Edgar Allen Poe
Website 4 the day:
Build your self-confidence:
http://www.pickthebrain.com/blog/10-ways-to-instantly-build-self-confidence/
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In all the world
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 2, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Website 4 the day:
The wages of dangerous stupidity:
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/
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Nothing more frightful
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 1, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.
-- Goethe
Website 4 the day:
See III C:
http://philosophy.lander.edu/ethics/socrates.html
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Get a man to understand
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 30, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it.
-- Upton Sinclair
Website 4 the day:
Understanding science (if you salary doesn't depend on not knowing it):
http://undsci.berkeley.edu/
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Dry-cleaning
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 29, 2012,
In :
Humor
A man opened a dry-cleaning business next door to the convent. He knocked on the door and asked the Mother Superior if she had any dirty habits.
Website 4 the Day:
Life lessons:
http://www.zefrank.com/vacuum/index.html
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Striking difference
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 28, 2012,
In :
Humor
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
15 square picture puzzle:
http://www.zefrank.com/puzzle/index.html
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I refuse to answer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 27, 2012,
In :
Humor
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
-- Douglas Adams
Website 4 the day:
Animal noises:
http://www.zefrank.com/forella/swfs/index.html
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Getting absent-minded
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 26, 2012,
In :
Humor
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren’t what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.
-- George Burns
Website 4 the day:
Make your own flowers:
http://www.zefrank.com/flowers/
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Advice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 25, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.
-- Erica Jong
Website 4 the day:
String spinning #2:
http://www.zefrank.com/string_spinv2/
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Existentialism test
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 24, 2012,
In :
Humor
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
String spinning #1:
http://www.zefrank.com/memory/stringspin/spin_1.html
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Statistics
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 23, 2012,
In :
Humor
Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.
-- Sen. Mary Anne Tebedo
Website 4 the day:
Cool interactive kaleidoscope:
http://www.zefrank.com/dtoy_vs_byokal/index.html
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Shared bread recipes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 22, 2012,
In :
Humor
Bakers share their bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Website 4 the Day:
Top non-machine bread recipies:
http://allrecipes.com/Recipes/Bread/Non-Bread-Machine/Top.aspx
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Don’t like to share
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 21, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I don’t like to share my personal life… it wouldn’t be personal if I shared it.
-- George Clooney
Website 4 the day:
Don't share your searches:
https://www.startpage.com/
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Thousands of candles
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 20, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
-- Buddha
Website 4 the day:
Share documents:
https://share.zoho.com/homepage
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Love grows
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 19, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Love only grows by sharing. You can only have more for yourself by giving it away to others.
-- Brian Tracy
Website 4 the day:
Share ideas:
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You are forgiven
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
You are forgiven for your happiness and your successes only if you generously consent to share them.
-- Albert Camus
Website 4 the day:
Share your content:
http://www.enthropia.com/labs/share/
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Unshared happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 17, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Happiness quite unshared can scarcely be called happiness; it has no taste.
-- Charlotte Brontë
Website 4 the day:
Share files:
http://ge.tt/
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Not charity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 16, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
-- Jack London
Website 4 the day:
Share your screen:
https://join.me/
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Pessimist's blood
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 15, 2012,
In :
Humor
A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.
Website 4 the Day:
How to deal with negative people:
http://www.life-with-confidence.com/how-to-deal-with-negative-people.html
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Computer viruses as life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 14, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We’ve created life in our own image.
– Stephen Hawking
Website 4 the day:
Online malware file scanner:
http://virusscan.jotti.org/en
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Express an idea
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The ability to express an idea is well nigh as important as the idea itself.
-- Bernard Baruch
Website 4 the day:
The type face is also important:
http://dafont.com
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Design is
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 12, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.
-- Steve Jobs
Website 4 the day:
Know how:
http://madehow.com
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Fill your paper
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 11, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart.
-- William Wordsworth
Website 4 the day:
Paper toys:
papertoys.com
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Go ahead
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 10, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
If it's a good idea, go ahead and do it. It's much easier to apologize than it is to get permission.
-- Grace Hopper
Website 4 the day:
See what condition your permissions are in:
http://mypermissions.org/
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Laugh
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2012,
In :
Humor
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess
Website 4 the day:
Exercise to stop snoring
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIJysIYGbLc
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Years ago
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 8, 2012,
In :
Humor
Years ago, changing TV channels from a sitting position was a remote possibility.
Website 4 the Day:
Free international TV channels:
http://beelinetv.com
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The successful man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 8, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with his business before his competitors do.
-- Roy L. Smith
Website 4 the day:
Keep an eye on your competition:
http://sbinfocanada.about.com/od/marketresearch/a/comintelligence.htm
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Still using
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 6, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
We still use 1940s technology to develop influenza vaccines.
-- Greg Poland
Website 4 the day:
1940's census revealed:
http://1940census.archives.gov/
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Success before work
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 5, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
-- Vidal Sassoon
Website 4 the day:
Be successful at getting the latest free software:
http://www.321download.com/LastFreeware/
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Early to bed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 4, 2012,
In :
Humor
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
-- John Ciardi
Website 4 the day:
How much sleep do you need?
http://www.helpguide.org/life/sleeping.htm
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See a bandwagon
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 3, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
If you see a bandwagon, it’s too late.
-- James Goldsmith
Website 4 the day:
A small town garage band's life:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X89KSHfjEDw&feature=watch-now-button&wide=1
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Puff a man up
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 2, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Conceit may puff a man up, but can never prop him up.
-- John Ruskin
Website 4 the day:
But it also can make for classic poetry:
http://www.types-of-poetry.org.uk/14-conceit-poetry-type.htm
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Search for water
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 1, 2012,
In :
Humor
A friend was searching for water on his property. So, I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.
Website 4 the Day:
History of April Fool's Day:
http://www.infoplease.com/spot/aprilfools1.html
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Rat race
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 31, 2012,
In :
Humor
The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
-- Lilly Tomlin
Website 4 the day:
If you can't join them, own them.
http://www.quite.co.uk/rats/
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Cheaper than therapy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 30, 2012,
In :
Humor
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
-- Catherine Aitken
Website 4 the day:
Healthy chocolate deserts:
http://www.fitsugar.com/Best-Healthy-Chocolate-Dessert-Recipes-18986167
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If it wasn't ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 29, 2012,
In :
Humor
If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all.
-- David Letterman
Website 4 the day:
Green coffee beans can make you thin:
http://m.timesofindia.com/life-style/health-fitness/diet/Green-coffee-beans-can-make-you-thin/articleshow/12439042.cms
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All you need is love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 28, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
-- Charles M. Schulz
Website 4 the day:
Stay thin - eat chocolate:
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-57405100-10391704/eating-lots-of-chocolate-helps-people-stay-thin-study-finds/
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The laziest man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 27, 2012,
In :
Humor
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
-- W. C. Fields
Website 4 the day:
Some good news from science: popcorn has 'more antioxidants than fruit and vegetables':
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2120346/Forget-day-Popcorn-antioxidants-fruit-vegetables.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
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Information
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Information is not knowledge.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Get information about Einstein:
http://alberteinstein.info/
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Corduroy pillows
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2012,
In :
Humor
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Website 4 the Day:
Past headlines for any month/day:
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/
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Door locks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 24, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Preconceived notions are the locks on the door to wisdom.
-- Merry Browne
Website 4 the day:
What is locking that Windows file?
http://www.dr-hoiby.com/WhoLockMe/index.php
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With all things
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 23, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
And so with all things: names were vital and important.
-- Algernon H. Blackwood
Website 4 the day:
Rename multiple files or folders:
http://www.antp.be/software/renamer/
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Mass e-mail
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 22, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place.
-- Todd Barry
Website 4 the day:
Send a personal e-mail to a list of people:
http://www.daansystems.com/mailreactor/
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Traditional science
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 21, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Traditional science is all about finding shortcuts.
-- Rudy Rucker
Website 4 the day:
Create Windows hotkeys and abbreviations:
http://www.autohotkey.com/
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Everything in life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 20, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Everything in life is speaking in spite of it's apparent silence.
-- Hazrat Inayat Khan
Website 4 the day:
Speak to me (text to speech):
http://www.zabaware.com/reader/
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History
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 19, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
History is mostly guessing; the rest is prejudice.
-- Will Durant
Website 4 the day:
Recover lost passwords:
http://www.oxid.it/cain.html
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Will this computer last?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 18, 2012,
In :
Humor
Will this computer last five years?
Obsoletely!
Website 4 the Day:
Web-based calculator:
http://www.lastcalc.com
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No photographer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 17, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
No photographer is as good as the simplest camera.
-- Edward Steichen
Website 4 the day:
Photo finish (at least of this mini-series of camera simulators):
http://www.photonhead.com/simcam/
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The camera never lies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 16, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
They say the camera never lies. It lies every day.
-- Cesar Romero
Website 4 the day:
Another camera simulator:
http://www.kamerasimulator.se/eng/?page_id=2
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A great invention
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 15, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
-- Demetri Martin
Website 4 the day:
Learn to take better photographs with a camera simulator:
http://camerasim.com/
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Work 8 hours/day
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 14, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
-- Robert Frost
Website 4 the day:
Pass this to your boss (anonymously):
http://ericksmart.hubpages.com/hub/Employer-Tips-How-to-Become-a-Good-Boss
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A child can't learn
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 13, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn.
-- Ignacio Estrada
Website 4 the day:
Teach or learn locally:
http://www.skillshare.com/
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A meeting is an event
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 12, 2012,
In :
Humor
A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted.
-- James T. Kirk
Website 4 the day:
Free online meetings for up to 15 people:
http://www.meetingburner.com/
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Failure, not an option
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 11, 2012,
In :
Humor
Failure is not an option—it comes bundled with the software.
Website 4 the Day:
Memorable software failures:
http://www.cse.lehigh.edu/~gtan/bug/softwarebug.html
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Why join the navy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 10, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?
-- Steve Jobs
Website 4 the day:
Steal these business forms:
http://frugalentrepreneur.com/free-business-forms-templates/
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Pretty good now
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 9, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I'm playing pretty good now, but my ranking doesn't say that. I'm number two.
-- Vijay Singh
Website 4 the day:
How do you rank?
http://ranking.com
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Profitable writing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 9, 2012,
In :
Humor
I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most
profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes...
-- Philip Dusenberry
Website 4 the day:
Digital ransom note:
http://ransom.sytes.org/
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Words mean more
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 7, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Words mean more than what is set down on paper. It takes the human voice to infuse them with deeper meaning.
-- Maya Angelou
Website 4 the day:
Pronounce words:
http://howjsay.com/
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Only one caste
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 6, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
There is only one caste, the caste of humanity. All of us belong to the human race, so everyone is equal. Therefore, love each one equally.
-- Sri Sathya Sai Baba
Website 4 the day:
What percent are you in?
http://blogs.wsj.com/economics/2011/10/19/what-percent-are-you/
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Use of happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 5, 2012,
In :
Humor
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
-- Henny Youngman
Website 4 the day:
The history of money:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/ancient/history-money.html
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Inventor of the girdle
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 4, 2012,
In :
Humor
Whoever invented the girdle got a bum wrap.
Website 4 the Day:
Old New York Times' photos:
http://livelymorgue.tumblr.com/
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Not meant to lose
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 3, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Human beings are not meant to lose their anonymity and privacy.
-- Sarah Chalke
Website 4 the day:
Have people contact you without knowing your e-mail address:
http://www.contactify.com/
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Who carries a cat
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 2, 2012,
In :
Humor
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Free screen recording tool:
http://camstudio.org/
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I never new
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 1, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don’t.
-- Scott Adams
Website 4 the day:
Convert PDFs to editable Word documents:
http://www.pdfonline.com/pdf-to-word-converter/
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After eating
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 29, 2012,
In :
Humor
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Top free and pay audiobooks and ebooks:
http://www.librophile.com/
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Little old woman
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 26, 2012,
In :
Humor
The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached.
Website 4 the Day:
Search Mother Goose nursery rhymes:
http://www.mothergoose.com/Rhymes/rhymes.htm
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Don’t be so humble
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 25, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Don’t be so humble—you are not that great.
-- Golda Meir
Website 4 the day:
Clean up your clipboard text:
http://www.snapfiles.com/get/clippy.html
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Women with "pasts"
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 24, 2012,
In :
Humor
Women with “pasts” interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
-- Mae West
Website 4 the day:
Enhance that clipboard:
http://www.joejoesoft.com/vcms/97/
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Computer perfection
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 23, 2012,
In :
Humor
They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
-- Milton Berle
Website 4 the day:
An enhanced clipboard:
http://bluemars.org/clipx/
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It matters not
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 22, 2012,
In :
Humor
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
-- Steven Weinberg
Website 4 the day:
Yep, another clipboard tool:
http://www.mlin.net/Clipomatic.shtml
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“No comment”
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 21, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
“No comment” is a comment.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
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Courage
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 20, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Courage is knowing what not to fear.
-- Plato
Website 4 the day:
Clipboard extension:
http://ditto-cp.sourceforge.net/
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A free violin lesson
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 19, 2012,
In :
Humor
She was given a violin lesson for free, with no strings attached.
Website 4 the Day:
Free texting:
http://www.textmefree.com/
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Academics are infuriating
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 18, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I think academics are infuriating. For every expert on Shakespeare there is another one to cancel his theory out. It drives you up the wall. I think the greatest form of finding out the truth is through fantasy.
-- Joseph Fiennes
Website 4 the day:
Virtual academic:
http://writing-program.uchicago.edu/toys/randomsentence/index.htm
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Pleasure trip
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 17, 2012,
In :
Humor
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
-- Henry Youngman
Website 4 the day:
Save travel money by sleeping in airports:
http://www.sleepinginairports.net/
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An intellectual
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 16, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.
-- Albert Camus
Website 4 the day:
How to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWa_-Mxe89w
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The human brain
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 15, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't.
-- Emerson Pugh
Website 4 the day:
A glimpse into the brain:
http://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/life/human-biology/brain.htm
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Love is
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 14, 2012,
In :
Humor
Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.
-- Ben Hecht
Website 4 the day:
Google this: Google this:
sqrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
or just click on this link:
http://tiny.cc/e0ddo
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Don't care much
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 13, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I don't care much about music. What I like is sounds.
-- Dizzy Gillespie
Website 4 the day:
Pull out the sounds from Youtube videos:
http://www.youtube-mp3.org/
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DWI
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 12, 2012,
In :
Humor
They arrested a woman for causing an accident while on her cellphone....she was charged with driving while intalksicated.
Website 4 the Day:
State-by-state cell phone driving laws:
http://www.ghsa.org/html/stateinfo/laws/cellphone_laws.html
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If you don't succeed ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 11, 2012,
In :
Humor
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
-- W.C. Fields
Website 4 the day:
Famous book rejections:
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/04/28/if-at-first-you-don%E2%80%99t-succeed-very-famous-book-rejections/
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Past events
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 10, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte
Website 4 the day:
A history of the Internet:
http://www.w3.org/History.html
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Every minute
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 9, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Website 4 the day:
Instant tips to happiness:
http://articles.cnn.com/2009-08-04/living/rs.ten.ways.be.happier_1_happiness-project-feelings-big-impact?_s=PM:LIVING
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Some folks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 8, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
-- Josh Billings
Website 4 the day:
On the loss of wisdom:
http://www.ted.com/talks/barry_schwartz_on_our_loss_of_wisdom.htm
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Wise men
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 7, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
-- Samuel Palmer
Website 4 the day:
List of sayings to not repeat:
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/proverbs.html
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Money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2012,
In :
Humor
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
-- J. Paul Getty
Website 4 the day:
How to stay in touch with your growing children:
http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/family/5-ways-to-stay-in-touch-with-grown-children.htm
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Colorful dreams
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 5, 2012,
In :
Humor
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Website 4 the Day:
What your dream might be telling you:
http://www.dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary/
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God and money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 4, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
-- Dorothy Parker
Website 4 the day:
Who has what?
http://www.forbes.com/wealth/billionaires/list
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Be wary
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 3, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
-- Robert Paul
Website 4 the day:
Before taking things apart, see how they are made:
http://manufacturing.stanford.edu/hetm.html
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The best husband
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2012,
In :
Humor
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie
Website 4 the day:
Good things about being older:
http://www.deeperissues.net/life/25-good-things-about-getting-old/
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All victory
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 1, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The secret of all victory lies in the organization of the non-obvious.
-- Marcus Aurelius
Website 4 the day:
Organize team work:
https://trello.com/
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You are
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 31, 2012,
In :
Humor
You are what you tweet.
Website 4 the day:
Free e-mail Twitter alerts:
http://tweetbeep.com/
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Full blast
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 31, 2012,
In :
Humor
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
How to deal with noisy neighbors:
http://ohmyapt.apartmentratings.com/noisy-neighbors.html
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Snake in a bar
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 29, 2012,
In :
Humor
So, a snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you."
"Why not?" asks the snake.
The bartender says,"Because you can't hold your liquor."
Website 4 the Day:
Snakes on a plane (surface):
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Uchiha/classic-snake-game
http://www.onemotion.com/flash/snake-game/
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Mouse love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 28, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney
Website 4 the day:
Disney's bio:
http://www.justdisney.com/walt_disney/biography/long_bio.html
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This mess
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 27, 2012,
In :
Humor
Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Some dumb things:
http://www.bored.com/dumbthings/
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Buy a good ear
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 26, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
You can't go to the store and buy a good ear and rhythm.
-- Les Paul
Website 4 the day:
There's a method to rhythm:
http://www.myharpsdelight.com/learn-rhythm.html
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Liars made
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 25, 2012,
In :
Humor
Income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
File your taxes for free:
http://www.irs.gov/efile/article/0,,id=118986,00.html
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Why stickers?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 24, 2012,
In :
Humor
Why do manufactures of ladders put stickers on the top step of ladders warning you not to step on that step? Wouldn't it be better if there was no step to step on.
Website 4 the day:
Why did the boy take a ladder to school? It was a high school.
http://www.simplyladders.com/
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What you see
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 23, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goals.
-- Brian Tracy
Website 4 the day:
How to stay focused:
http://www.toiletpaperentrepreneur.com/managing-focus/how-to-stay-focused-63-very-focused-ways
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Deviation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 22, 2012,
In :
Humor
The standard deviation is not enough for perverted statisticians.
Website 4 the Day:
Basic statistics:
http://www.statsoft.com/textbook/basic-statistics/
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I'd rather be a failure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 21, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
-- George Burns
Website 4 the day:
Steve Jobs on doing what you love:
http://news.stanford.edu/news/2005/june15/jobs-061505.html
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Being married
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 20, 2012,
In :
Humor
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-- Rita Rudner
Website 4 the day:
Divorce lawyers on how to stay married:
http://www.divorcemag.com/articles/Relationships/staymarried.html
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Everything is funny
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 19, 2012,
In :
Humor
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
The funniest part of this link is that it is a UK site:
http://www.thinctanc.co.uk/words/comedy.html
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Bright children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 18, 2012,
In :
Humor
Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.
-- Ralph Bus
Website 4 the day:
Save energy at home:
http://www.energysavers.gov/tips/
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Why don't they?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2012,
In :
Humor
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Cook for your cat: (with or without mice):
http://catinfo.org/?link=makingcatfood
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Being powerful
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 16, 2012,
In :
Humor
Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.
-- Margaret Thatcher
Website 4 the day:
Charisma is power:
http://www.positivityblog.com/index.php/2009/03/20/how-to-be-charismatic-7-powerful-tips-from-the-mentalist/
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The first
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 15, 2012,
In :
Humor
The first scientists who studied fog were mistified.
Website 4 the Day:
Make your own bottled fog:
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Fog-in-a-Bottle
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Nobody cares
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 14, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
-- Cynthia Nelms
Website 4 the day:
Mayo Clinic's guide to being happy:
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/how-to-be-happy/MY01357
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Be kind
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 13, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
If you can't be kind, at least be vague.
-- Judith Martin
Website 4 the day:
It's nice to be nice:
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Polite
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Only those
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 12, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Elliot
Website 4 the day:
Learn to take risks:
http://www.livestrong.com/article/14727-becoming-a-risk-taker/
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A terrible thing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 11, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame.
-- Erica Jong
Website 4 the day:
Take control of your time:
http://sidsavara.com/personal-development/how-to-actively-take-control-of-your-time-and-your-life
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Burdensome
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 10, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing is more burdensome than an unfinished task.
-- Jim Rohn
Website 4 the day:
Finish what you start:
http://www.positivityblog.com/index.php/2010/03/23/how-to-finish-what-you-have-started/
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Gifted child
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 8, 2012,
In :
Humor
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
Website 4 the Day:
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said
the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his
feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the
teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you
standing up there all by yourself.
http://www.ri.net/gifted_talented/character.html
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Thoughts as tools
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 7, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The thoughts we choose to think are the tools we use to paint the canvas of our lives.
Louise Hay
Website 4 the day:
Paint with friends:
http://sketchia.com/
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Secret of being
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 6, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The secret of man's being is not only to live but to have something to live for.
-- Dostoyevsky
Website 4 the day:
It can be the little things that make life worth living:
http://www.savagechickens.com/2008/09/something-to-live-for.html
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Will not limit myself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else.
-- Dolly Parton
Website 4 the day:
Ignore what other's think:
http://www.wikihow.com/Not-Care-What-People-Think
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There will come a time
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 4, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.
-- Louis L'Amour
Website 4 the day:
How to start:
http://www.positivityblog.com/index.php/2009/04/23/how-to-stop-procrastinating-7-timeless-tips/
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Married by a judge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2012,
In :
Humor
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the day:
Improve your marriage:
http://marriage.about.com/od/marriagetoolbox/a/fiveimprove.htm
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The old year has gone
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 2, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The old year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months! Powell
– Edward Payson
Website 4 the day:
Goals, not resolutions:
http://simplemom.net/20-questions-for-a-new-year/
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New Year's resolution
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 1, 2012,
In :
Humor
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
Website 4 the Day:
How to achieve one's resolutions:
http://www.goalsguy.com/Events/n_resolutions.html
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Why do you stay up?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 31, 2011,
In :
Humor
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
-- Bill Vaughan
Website 4 the day:
2011 in review:
http://www.reuters.com/subjects/2011-year-in-review
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Cheers!
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 30, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.
-- Oprah Winfrey
Website 4 the day:
Interactive year in review:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/interactive/2011-news-year-in-revie
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Good resolutions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 29, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the day:
Top 10 resolutions:
http://pittsburgh.about.com/od/holidays/tp/resolutions.htm
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Many years ago
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 28, 2011,
In :
Humor
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.
-- Dave Beard
Website 4 the day:
How to resolve:
http://www.ehow.com/how_12077_new-years-resolutions.html
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Resolution
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 27, 2011,
In :
Humor
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
-- James Agate
Website 4 the day:
Top 10 idiots of 2011:
http://open.salon.com/blog/random_chick/2011/12/12/top_ten_idiots_of_2011
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Every man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 26, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.
-- Jean Paul
Website 4 the day:
Make history:
http://simpl.co/Retrospective-Life-Streaming-for-Elders
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Elves
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 25, 2011,
In :
Humor
Santa's elves are subordinate Clauses.
Website 4 the Day:
The stories behind the season:
http://www.history.com/topics/christmas
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Why buildings?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 24, 2011,
In :
Humor
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
How to build a skyscraper:
http://science.howstuffworks.com/engineering/structural/skyscraper.htm
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Backwards taxi?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 23, 2011,
In :
Humor
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
What will that ride cost?
http://www.worldtaximeter.com/
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Why do we wait?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 22, 2011,
In :
Humor
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Cure your own dead pig:
http://johndlee.hubpages.com/hub/How-To-Cure-Ham-at-Home
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Lemon juice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 21, 2011,
In :
Humor
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Green living with yellow:
http://www.greenlivingtips.com/articles/136/1/24-handy-lemon-tips.html
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Asked at a bookstore
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 20, 2011,
In :
Humor
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
200 free self-help books:
http://www.personal-enterprise-self-help-resources.com/self-help-free-e-books-directory.html
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Shoot a mime
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 19, 2011,
In :
Humor
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Silence can be golden:
http://www.ehow.com/videos-on_3075_perform-popular-mime-illusions.html
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I tried
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 18, 2011,
In :
Humor
I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn't have the gift.
Website 4 the Day:
Become a wrap star:
http://www.themotherhuddle.com/how-to-wrap-gifts-like-a-pro/
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Why Santa is jolly
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 17, 2011,
In :
Humor
The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Website 4 the day:
Free personalized video from Santa:
http://www.portablenorthpole.tv/home
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A book is a gift
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 15, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
A book is a gift you can open again and again.
-- Garrison Keillor
Website 4 the day:
Free textbooks / business books / travel guides:
http://bookboon.com/
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Our ecological footprint
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 14, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
We in the industrialized world make a greater difference because our ecological footprint, our impact on the condition of the environment, is 40 to 50 times larger than that of people in the developing world.
-- Maurice Strong
Website 4 the day:
What is your impact?
http://www.enviroduck.com/carbon_footprint.php
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Stopped believing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 13, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple
Website 4 the day:
Send Santa e-mail:
http://emailsanta.com/email_santa.asp
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Don't suffer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 12, 2011,
In :
Humor
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Website 4 the day:
Genius or insane - not mutually exclusive:
http://www.cracked.com/article_16559_7-eccentric-geniuses-who-were-clearly-just-insane.html
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Found
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2011,
In :
Humor
I found my dentist by word of mouth.
Website 4 the Day:
History of dentistry:
http://www.namibiadent.com/History/HistoryDentistry.html
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Always
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 10, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Always have a backup plan.
-- Mila Kunis
Website 4 the day:
Back-up your audio CDs:
http://www.exactaudiocopy.de/
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Its a classic
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 9, 2011,
In :
Humor
A classic is a book which people praise and don't read.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Add classic features to Windows 7:
http://classicshell.sourceforge.net/index.html
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Happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 8, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Happiness is like a cloud, if you stare at it long enough, it evaporates
-- Sarah McLachlan
Website 4 the day:
7 TB of cloud storage for free:
http://techie-buzz.com/featured/mount-999-gmail-accounts-as-local-drives.html?rel=web_related
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Worst teacher
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 7, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterward.
Website 4 the day:
Music teacher in your web browser:
http://getinstinct.com/
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Cheated twice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 6, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
He that's cheated twice by the same man is an accomplice with the cheater.
-- Thomas FullerWebsite 4 the day:
How to cheat:
http://www.makeuseof.com/pages/downloads (password is "makeuseof")
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Gift-wrap for Christmas
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 6, 2011,
In :
Humor
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
-- Stephen Wright
Website 4 the day:
Print your own giftwrap (and what to wrap it in):
http://www.papergiftwrap.com/
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Tall people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 4, 2011,
In :
Humor
Taller people sleep longer in bed.
Website 4 the Day:
How to sleep better:
http://www.helpguide.org/life/sleep_tips.htm
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4 months
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 3, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Four months of preparation and about 12 hours of shooting turned into about 30 seconds of screen time.
-- Wentworth Miller
Website 4 the day:
Easy screen recording:
http://screencast-o-matic.com
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Tangled web
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 2, 2011,
In :
Humor
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
-- Ogden Nash
Website 4 the day:
Weave your own web:
http://aptana.com/products/studio2
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Simply a line
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 1, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
A drawing is simply a line going for a walk.
-- Paul Klee
Website 4 the day:
Police sketch artist:
http://identikit.sourceforge.net/
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Precision of naming
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 30, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
The precision of naming takes away from the uniqueness of seeing.
-- Pierre Bonnard
Website 4 the day:
Find available URLs:
http://panabee.com
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What's in a name?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 29, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
-- William Shakespeare
Website 4 the day:
Is your sweet name available?
http://www.namechecklist.com/
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Hopeful symbolism
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 28, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum.
-- Arthur C. Clarke
Website 4 the day:
Flags of the world:
http://www.flags.net/
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College bred
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 27, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
College bred is a four-year loaf made out of the old man's dough.
Website 4 the Day:
Harvard Courses:
http://itunes.apple.com/institution/harvard-university/id379060688
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Best time of your life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 26, 2011,
In :
Humor
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
-- David Wood
Website 4 the day:
Princeton Courses:
http://itunes.apple.com/institution/princeton-university/id389598868
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Pebbles polished
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 25, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
A college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds dimmed.
-- Robert Ingersoll
Website 4 the day:
Stanford Courses:
http://itunes.apple.com/institution/stanford/id384228265#ls=1
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Lead a boy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 24, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
You can lead a boy to college but you can't make him think.
-- Elbert Hubbard
Website 4 the day:
John Hopkins Courses:
http://ocw.jhsph.edu/
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Mind destroyers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 23, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's very complex, it's very profound.
-- Dennis Prager
Website 4 the day:
Tufts Courses:
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Talk is cheap
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 22, 2011,
In :
Humor
Talk may be cheap but intelligent conversation is very expensive these days. Ask anyone with a kid in college.
Website 4 the day:
MIT Courses:
http://ocw.mit.edu/index.htm
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A refuge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
-- Robert Frost
Website 4 the day:
Yale Courses:
http://oyc.yale.edu/
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Which beer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2011,
In :
Humor
I decide which beer to drink on a case by case basis.
Website 4 the Day:
Drink in the facts:
http://worldbeerdirectory.com/
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I am
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 19, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
I am a camera with its shutter open, quite passive, recording, not thinking.
-- Christopher Isherwood
Website 4 the day:
Record your screen:
http://www.screencast-o-matic.com/screen_recorder
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Don't believe
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 19, 2011,
In :
Humor
I don't believe in reincarnation, and I didn't believe in it when I was a hamster.
-- Shane Ritchie
Website 4 the day:
Virtual pet hamster:
http://abowman.com/google-modules/hamster/?cp=0
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Changed passwords
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 17, 2011,
In :
Humor
I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect.' So my computer just tells me when I forget.
-- Will Ferrell
Website 4 the day:
Select how pronounceable passwords should be:
http://vint.ca/2010/08/pronounceable-password-generator-2/
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After silence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 16, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley
Website 4 the day:
Find music/video like what you like:
http://www.liveplasma.com/
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Love magazines
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 16, 2011,
In :
Humor
Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?'
-- Jerry Seinfeld
Website 4 the day:
Summary of top stories across the internet:
http://popurls.com/
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Climate vs. weather
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 14, 2011,
In :
Humor
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
See what you got, get, and will get:
http://weatherspark.com/
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Blindfolded at shooting range
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 13, 2011,
In :
Humor
If you wear a blindfold at the shooting range, you won't know what you're missing.
Website 4 the Day:
Free FPS:
http://www.freemmogamer.com/2009/05/top-10-free-shooter-games-mmofps-mmotps.html
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The image
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 12, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
The image is one thing and the human being is another. It's very hard to live up to an image, put it that way.
Elvis Presley
Website 4 the day:
:hcraes egamI
http://www.tineye.com/
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Most proud
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 11, 2011,
In :
Humor
I'm most proud of having created something that men never completely get.
-- Cathy Guisewite
Website 4 the day:
Create something that others can't completely get:
htttp://stripgenerator.com/strip/create/
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Frequency
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 10, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
-- William Tager
Website 4 the day:
Select your own frequency:
http://www.frequency.com/
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On a diet
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 9, 2011,
In :
Humor
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all i've lost is two weeks.
-- Totie Fields
Website 4 the day:
Put your text on a diet:
http://freesummarizer.com/
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Happy is
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 8, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Happy is the hearing man; unhappy the speaking man.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Website 4 the day:
Let the computer be unhappy for you:
http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/tts_example.php
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One of those days
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 7, 2011,
In :
Humor
Today is one of those days when I'm so busy doing nothing that I don't have time for anything else.
-- Sting Jay
Website 4 The Day:
Chat with a random stranger:
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Everyone
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 6, 2011,
In :
Humor
Now that everyone has a smartphone, the paper calendar's days are numbered.
Websites 4 the Day:
Alternatives to the standard calendar:
iPhone users: http://www.businessinsider.com/the-best-alternatives-to-the-iphone-calendar-2011-4?op=1
Android users: http://android.appstorm.net/roundups/utilities-roundups/five-of-the-best-calendar-app-replacements/
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Why?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 5, 2011,
In :
Humor
I am desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
-- Dave Edison
Website 4 the Day:
All WITHOUT the promise of 72 virgins:
http://www.2worldwar2.com/kamikaze-pilots.htm
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Emulate your heroes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 4, 2011,
In :
Humor
You should emulate your heroes, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.
Website 4 the Day:
Check if your hero is listed here:
http://www.famousdead.com/
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No regrets
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2011,
In :
Humor
Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.
Website 4 the Day:
Famous birthdates:
http://www.famousbirthdays.com
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Cost of living
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 2, 2011,
In :
Humor
The high cost of living, hasn't affected its popularity.
Website 4 the Day:
Restore the dead (CD):
http://www.oemailrecovery.com/cd_recovery.html
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After all is said
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 1, 2011,
In :
Humor
After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
Website 4 the Day:
Divide and conquer:
http://technet.microsoft.com/en-gb/sysinternals/cc817881.aspx
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The best cure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 31, 2011,
In :
Humor
The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in someone else's.
-- Goodman Ace
Website 4 the Day:
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Rock climbing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 30, 2011,
In :
Humor
People in prison
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 29, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
It's not the people who are in prison that worry me. It's the people who aren't.
-- Arthur Gore
Website 4 the Day:
How does your favorite state rank?
http://www.sentencingproject.org/map/map.cfm
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Why it stays up
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 28, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
The airplane stays up because it doesn't have the time to fall.
-- Orville Wright
Website 4 the Day:
Paper airplanes and boats:
http://www.origami-kids.com/
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Blocking greatness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 27, 2011,
In :
Humor
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the Day:
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
http://www.lifehack.org/articles/lifestyle/42-practical-ways-to-improve-yourself.html
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The box said
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 26, 2011,
In :
Humor
The box said "Requires Windows XP, or better", so I installed Linux.
Website 4 the Day:
Safe surfing:
http://www.ultrareach.com/
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One satisfying way
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 25, 2011,
In :
Humor
There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
-- J.H. Goldfuss
Website 4 the Day:
Collaborate on a document (click on the frog, type text, share the URL):
http://piratepad.net/front-page/
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Born for problems
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 24, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.
-- Bill Gates
Website 4 the Day:
Hide your desktop:
http://www.harmonyhollow.net/smokescreen.shtml
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Acupuncture
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 23, 2011,
In :
Humor
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Website 4 the Day:
Go stick yourself:
http://www.diyacu.com/
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Forget love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 22, 2011,
In :
Humor
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!
-- Sandra J. Dykes
Website 4 the Day:
Halloween printables:
http://www.halloweenprintables.net/
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Achieving a promise
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 21, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
An earthquake achieves what the law promises but does not in practice maintain - the equality of all men
-- Ignazio Silon
Website 4 the Day:
Did the earth move for you too?
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/mapping/
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Make God laugh
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 20, 2011,
In :
Humor
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the Day:
Schedule tasks on Windows or Macs:
http://www.oliver-matuschin.de/en/Projects/Detail/Task_Till_Dawn-85
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A dreamer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 19, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
I'm a dreamer. I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds.
-- Mike Tyson
Website 4 the Day:
Desktop in the clouds:
http://www.jolicloud.com/product
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Favorite position
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 18, 2011,
In :
Humor
A woman's favorite position is CEO.
Website 4 the Day:
Meg Whitman news:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/meg-whitman
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Fantastic advances
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 17, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
The fantastic advances in the field of electronic communication constitute a greater danger to the privacy of the individual
-- Earl Warren
Website 4 the Day:
Anonymous browser
http://anonymous-proxy-servers.net/
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Plumber's rule
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 16, 2011,
In :
Humor
For plumbers, a flush beats a full house.
Website 4 the Day:
Card canons:
http://www.pagat.com/alpha.html
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The best thing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 16, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the Day:
If only they had stock tips:
http://www.newsoffuture.com/
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Useless
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 14, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
But they (computers) are useless. They can only give you answers.
-- Pablo Picasso.
Website 4 the Day:
Create bar charts online:
http://www.barchart.be/index.jsp
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Key to happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 13, 2011,
In :
Humor
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
-- Rita Mae Brown
Website 4 the Day:
Play with your mind.
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/muo-games-4-web-games-to-kick-start-your-brain/
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Free will
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 12, 2011,
In :
Humor
We have to believe in free will.We've got no choice.
-- Issac Singer
Website 4 the Day:
Where there's a will, there's a relative.
http://www.doyourownwill.com/living-will/states.html
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Intelligent life exists
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 11, 2011,
In :
Humor
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
-- Bill Watterson
Website 4 the Day:
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you
don't know.
http://download.cnet.com/OctopusCity/3000-2652_4-10850971.html
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A password
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 10, 2011,
In :
Humor
I needed a password eight characters long. So, I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Website 4 the Day:
To err is human...to really foul up requires the root password.
http://freepasswordgenerator.com
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The four seasons
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 9, 2011,
In :
Humor
The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Website 4 the Day:
Q: What do you call a cat that drinks vinegar?
A: A sour puss.
http://ecosalon.com/20-unusual-uses-for-vinegar-253/
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Don't take it down
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 8, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost
Website 4 the Day:
Corral your desktop:
http://www.stardock.com/products/fences
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A signature
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 7, 2011,
In :
Humor
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
-- Evan Esar
Website 4 the Day:
Signature generator:
http://coolonlinetools.net/signature-generator/
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Alive
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We’ve created life in our own image.
-- Stephen Hawking
Website 4 the Day:
Free, on-demand virus/malware scanner:
http://www.microsoft.com/security/scanner/en-us/default.aspx
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One generation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 5, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
One generation plants the trees, and another gets the shade.
-- Chinese Proverb
Website 4 the Day:
Create your own tree of knowledge:
http://www.treepad.com/treepadfreeware/
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Lose the excitment
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 4, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Without leaps of imagination, or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning.
-- Gloria Steinem
Website 4 the Day:
Free printable planner pages:
http://www.printableplanners.net/
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Image is more
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 3, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
The image is more than an idea. It is a vortex or cluster of fused ideas and is endowed with energy.
-- Ezra Pound
Website 4 the Day:
Light image viewer:
http://xiles.net/downloads/#NexusImage
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Truck of wigs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 2, 2011,
In :
Humor
A truck carrying wigs blew up on the highway. Police are combing the area.
Website 4 the Day:
An old lady was speeding down the highway while she was knitting.
A cop sees this and speeds up alongside her vehicle.
"Pullover!" the cop says
"No!" the woman replied, "They're mittens!"
https://www.eff.org/wp/know-your-rights
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Experience
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 1, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Experience is the extract of suffering.
-- Arthur Helps
Website 4 the Day:
Extract links from a web page:
http://www.webmaster-toolkit.com/link-extractor.shtml
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Dogs laugh
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 30, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
-- Max Eastman
Website 4 the Day:
Fetch, boy, fetch:
http://sourceforge.net/projects/docfetcher/
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Most contagious
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 29, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Freedom is the most contagious virus known to man.
-- Hubert H. Humphrey
Website 4 the Day:
Free online virus check for files and websites:
http://www.virustotal.com/
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True contrast
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 28, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
The true contrast between science and myth is more nearly touched when we say that science alone is capable of verification.
-- George Santayana
Website 4 the Day:
Check links on a website:
http://www.iannet.org/apps/SiteVerify/
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An emotional experience
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 27, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
E-commerce businesses, even e-commerce specialists, have yet to realize that the WWW is first and foremost an emotional experience. Few websites reflect this important priority.
-- Grant Fairley
Website 4 the Day:
Convert web pages to an e-book:
http://www.grabmybooks.com/
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The first step
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 26, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
The first step in good reporting is good snooping.
-- Matt Drudge
Website 4 the Day:
Watch all of your web traffic:
http://www.fiddler2.com/fiddler2/
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Sweater factory
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 26, 2011,
In :
Humor
I work in a sweater factory. It's a very clothes-knit community.
Website 4 the Day:
Sewing mends the soul. -- Author Unknown
http://www.queenofdiy.com/stitchery/knitting-beginners-guide.html
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Statistics
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 23, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Statistics are no substitute for judgment.
-- Henry Clay
Website 4 the Day:
Statistics means never having to say you're certain.
http://www.r-project.org/
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Not class warfare
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 22, 2011,
In :
Humor
Obama says his new plan to raise taxes on millionaires is not class warfare, it's math.
We Americans hate class warfare, but we also hate math.
-- Jay Leno
Website 4 the Day:
Where does it go?
http://www.usgovernmentspending.com/
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Not a plot
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 21, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Life is not a plot; it's in the details.
-- Jodi Picoult
Website 4 the Day:
A plot device:
http://www.cs.cornell.edu/w8/~andru/relplot/
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Speak to be heard
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 20, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Write to be understood, speak to be heard, read to grow...
-- Lawrence Clark Powell
Website 4 the Day:
Free speech:
http://www.bellcraft.com/deskbot/
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Coins
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 18, 2011,
In :
Humor
Coins are mint to be.
Website 4 the Day:
Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there’s a change in the weather!
http://www.acoin.com/whatworth.htm
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Sit on a pumpkin
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 17, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.
-- Henry David Thoreau
Website 4 the Day:
Carve a pumpkin in cyberspace:
http://www.onlinepumpkincarving.com/
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Lasting love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 16, 2011,
In :
Humor
Oh, now there's only one kind of love that lasts. That's unrequited love. It stays with you forever.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the Day:
Keep your lists online:
http://www.listingly.com/
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Life is waiting
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 15, 2011,
In :
Humor
My whole life is waiting for the questions to which I have prepared answers.
--Tom Stoppard
Website 4 the Day:
Industrial-strength find and replace:
http://sw.ixoft.com/texfinderx/
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Being poor
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 14, 2011,
In :
Humor
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the Day:
Spend real money with a virtual credit card:
http://www.dailyfinance.com/2011/08/11/virtual-credit-card-numbers-extra-safety-or-false-security-for/
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Impossible
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 13, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Impossible is merely an opinion.
-- Jason Latimer
Website 4 the Day:
Fix broken files:
http://www.filerepair1.com/
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Won't belong
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 12, 2011,
In :
Humor
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx
Website 4 the Day:
Organize your family:
http://www.cozi.com/
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Gossip
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 11, 2011,
In :
Humor
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Website 4 the Day:
A gossip is someone who talks to you about others.
A bore is someone who
talks to you about himself.
A brilliant conversationalist is one
who talks to you about yourself.
http://socialmention.com/
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Three weeks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 10, 2011,
In :
Humor
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the Day:
Speak what you type and then e-mail it:
http://beta.blindspeak.com/
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Wisest philosophy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 9, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
The philosophy of the wisest man that ever existed, is mainly derived from the act of introspection.
-- William Godwin
Website 4 the Day:
Details of what is in your Windows PC:
http://www.gtopala.com/
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20% of market prices
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 8, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
All they need to do is to set up some website somewhere selling some bogus product at twenty percent of the normal market prices and people are going to be tricked into providing their credit card numbers.
-- Kevin Mitnick
Website 4 the Day:
Create a website without programming:
http://www.roxer.com/
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Track of time
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 7, 2011,
In :
Humor
Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.
-- Tim Berners-Lee
Website 4 the Day:
Where were you on the night of ....:
http://gottcode.org/kapow/
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Know thyself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 6, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Know then thyself, presume not God to scan; The proper study of mankind is man.
-- Alexander Pope
Website 4 the Day:
Index Your Files:
http://www.indexyourfiles.com/
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End to end
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 5, 2011,
In :
Humor
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
-- Doug Larson
Website 4 the Day:
If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?
http://www.dol.gov/opa/aboutdol/laborday.htm
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Surfing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 4, 2011,
In :
Humor
Surfing is a swell sport!
Website 4 the Day:
Surf with a friend:
http://channel.me/
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Space
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 3, 2011,
In :
Humor
For NASA, space is still a high priority.
-- Dan Quayle
Website 4 the Day:
Where has all of that disk space gone to?
http://www.jam-software.com/treesize_free/
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Opportunity missed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 2, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-- Thomas A Edison
Website 4 the Day:
Compare CSV files:
http://www.nirsoft.net/utils/csv_file_comparison.html
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Heart sight
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 2, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Website 4 the Day:
Invisible ink for your ink-jet printer:
http://lifehacker.com/5788257/invisible-ink-printer-mod
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Be kind
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 1, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill
Website 4 the Day:
Expose yourself to 95 of your closest friends:
http://www.freescreensharing.com/
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Starting from scratch
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 31, 2011,
In :
Humor
The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep on scratching.
-- Dennis Green
Website 4 the Day:
Awesome HTML5 demo page (type a search term into the box and hit "enter"):
http://mrdoob.com/92/Google_Gravity_HTML5
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Not afraid
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 29, 2011,
In :
Humor
I'm not afraid of death. It's just that I don't want to be there when it happens.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the Day:
Benchmark your Windows or Mac system:
http://novabench.com/download.php
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Avoided funerals
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 28, 2011,
In :
Humor
He avoided funerals because he was not a mourning person.
Website 4 the Day:
After reviewing hundreds of obituaries, is it obvious that that on any given day, people die in alphabetical order.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbkSRLYSojo
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Can never know
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 27, 2011,
In :
Humor
One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the Day:
If you don't monitor you files, who will?
http://www.plsys.com/products/filemonitor/
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Everything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 26, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the Day:
Find a shortcut:
http://www.donationcoder.com/forum/index.php?topic=18189.msg162881
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Weed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 25, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Russell Lowell
Website 4 the Day:
Search and destroy, errr replace:
http://www.fauland.com/af9.htm
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Never too old
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 24, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
You're never too old to become younger.
-- Mae West
Website 4 the Day:
Attach virtual sticky notes to websites, documents, or folders:
http://www.zhornsoftware.co.uk/stickies/
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Mistakes and imperfections
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 23, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
A good friend who points out mistakes and imperfections and rebukes evil is to be respected as if he reveals a secret of hidden treasure.
-- Buddha
Website 4 the Day:
Expose changes in Windows' Registry:
http://sourceforge.net/projects/regshot/
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Evils of drinking
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 22, 2011,
In :
Humor
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-- Henny Youngman
Website 4 the Day:
E-mail notifier:
http://www.poppeeper.com/
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Toy origins
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 21, 2011,
In :
Humor
When the spinning disc toy was being developed, it was a top secret.
Website 4 the Day:
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
Disguise the limit!
http://www.newipnow.com/?l=en
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Easily manage
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 20, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
We can easily manage if we will only take, each day, the burden appointed to it. But the load will be too heavy for us if we carry yesterday's burden over again today, and then add the burden of the morrow before we are required to bear it.
-- John Newton
Website 4 the Day:
Multi-tab Windows file manager:
http://multicommander.com/
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All the knowledge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 19, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
All the knowledge I possess everyone else can acquire, but my heart is all my own.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Website 4 the Day:
Screen capture:
http://www.fiastarta.com/PrtScr/
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The art of honesty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 18, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad.
-- Salvador Dali
Website 4 the Day:
Online drawing tool:
http://mugtug.com/sketchpad/
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Be Healthy, Be Happy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 17, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
The healthiest response to life is joy.
-- Deepak Chopra
Website 4 the Day:
Clipboard triggers actions:
http://leelusoft.blogspot.com/2011/07/clipboard-rules-10.html
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Progress
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 16, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means
doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case,
the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive.
-- C. S. Lewis
Website 4 the Day:
The other side of the planet:
http://www.antipodr.com/
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Speaking cats
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 15, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
When a cat speaks, it's because it has something to say, unlike humans who are the great refuse containers of speech.
-- V.L. Allineare
Website 4 the Day:
Chat with a random stranger without riding public transportation:
http://chatrandom.com/
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What do they eat?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 14, 2011,
In :
Humor
If vegetarians eat vegetables, do humanitarians eat humans?
Website 4 the Day:
The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use attorneys. The reason for the change is that the medical researchers don't become as emotionally attached to the attorneys as they did to the rats.
http://www.dmoz.org/
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What the FBI doesn't have
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 13, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
The Bureau doesn't have any secret files.
-- W. Mark Felt
Website 4 the Day:
Watch your folders:
http://leelusoft.blogspot.com/2010/07/watch-4-folder-22.html
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Made by God
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 12, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
God made integers, all else is the work of man.
-- Leopold Kronecker
Website 4 the Day:
Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences:
http://www.research.att.com/%7Enjas/sequences/index.html
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Used them all
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 11, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
I wish we hadn't used all the keys on the keyboard.
-- Bill Joy
Website 4 the Day:
Remap keyboard, confuse your coworkers:
http://www.randyrants.com/2006/07/sharpkeys_211.html
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Being realistic
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 10, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
When people say, 'You're not being realistic,' they're just trying to tag some thoughts that they can't otherwise handle.
-- David R. Brower
Website 4 the Day:
Tag your files on Windows or Mac:
http://silkwoodsoftware.com/index.html
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American youth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 9, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
American youth attributes much more importance to arriving at driver's license age than at voting age.
-- Marshall McLuhan
Website 4 the Day:
Find the latest drivers:
http://www.driverguide.com/
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Talk loud
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 8, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?
Squidward (of Spongebob Squarepants)
Website 4 the Day:
Make your own comic cells:
http://famousdefaces.com/
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Freudian slip
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 7, 2011,
In :
Humor
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother
Website 4 the Day:
I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients.
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/encyclopedia.html
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Marvelous housekeeper
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 6, 2011,
In :
Humor
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Website 4 the Day:
Mr. De Mille, my PC is ready for its close-up:
http://www.techsmith.com/jing/free/
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Nice doggie
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 5, 2011,
In :
Humor
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the Day:
Acronym Finder
http://www.acronymfinder.com
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Anything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 4, 2011,
In :
Humor
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
-- Mae West
Website 4 the Day:
Full-screen scientific calculator:
http://www.redchillicrab.com/en/redcrab/index.html
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Another victory
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 3, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Another such victory, and we are undone.
-- Pyrrhus
Website 4 the Day:
Organize your thoughts on WIndows, Linux, or Mac:
http://mindraider.sourceforge.net/
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Forgive
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 2, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the Day:
Grade your teacher!:
http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/
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Maybe
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 1, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley
Website 4 the Day:
Control your Windows taskbar:
http://nerdcave.webs.com/
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Bottle sign
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 31, 2011,
In :
Humor
Sign on a broken perfume bottle, "Out of odor".
Website 4 the Day:
A guy goes into the doctor's office and claims that his body hurts wherever he touches it. To demonstrate, he pushes on his left knee and screams in pain. Then pushes on his elbow and screams in even more. Everywhere he touched made him scream.
The doctor responded: "Your body is OK, your finger is broken."
http://home.snafu.de/tilman/xenulink.html
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One perfect child
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 30, 2011,
In :
Humor
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
Website 4 the Day:
Get the drop on your friends (OK, its just a file sharing site):
http://drop.io/
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Elect bad officials
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 29, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Website 4 the Day:
Bulk Rename Utility:
http://www.bulkrenameutility.co.uk/Main_Intro.php
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Not broken
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2011,
In :
Humor
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an 'escalator temporarily out of order' sign, just 'escalator temporarily stairs.' "Sorry for the convenience."
-- Mitch Hedberg
Website 4 the Day:
Split files:
http://www.cthuloides-cabinett.de/software/chainsaw.html
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Light speed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 27, 2011,
In :
Humor
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?
Website 4 the Day:
Open Source Movie Catalog
http://www.antp.be/software/moviecatalog
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Man's deep need
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 26, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
-- Lily Tomlin
Website 4 the Day:
Back-up/burn CDs/DVDs/ISOs:
http://www.magiciso.com/
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Keep your health
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 25, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the Day:
Compress images:
http://caesium.sourceforge.net/index.html
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Polka-dots
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 24, 2011,
In :
Humor
Those who want to paint polka-dots have to find a good spot.
Website 4 the Day:
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots who?
Dots for me to know, and you to find out.
http://www.picturedots.com/
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Non-permanence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 23, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Everything is temporary. Everything is bound to end.
-- Keren Ann
Website 4 the Day:
Temporary email aliases, better than disposable email.
http://tempalias.com
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Important to me
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 22, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
It's really important to me to keep growing and keep finding new things.
--Andrea Martin
Website 4 the Day:
Windows Explorer alternative with built-in FTP:
http://www.freecommander.com/
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The clock
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 21, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
-- Golda Meir
Website 4 the Day:
Do you have the time?
http://keir.net/neutron.html
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No accidents
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 20, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
“There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.”
-- C.S. Lewis Quotes
Website 4 the Day:
Send anonymous e-mail:
http://www.webwizny.com/sendemail.php
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Going viral
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 19, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
An inefficient virus kills its host. A clever virus stays with it.
-- James Lovelock
Website 4 the Day:
Analog-X Script Defender
http://www.analogx.com/contents/download/System/sdefend/Freeware.htm
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Radically new
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 18, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Because the world is radically new, the ideal encyclopedia should be radical, too.
-- Charles Van Doren
Website 4 the Day:
How they found information, before Google:
http://www.1911encyclopedia.org/Main_Page
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Sky diving photographer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 17, 2011,
In :
Humor
A sky diving photographer was arrested for in-descent exposures.
Website 4 the Day:
The quickest way to make money at photography is to sell your camera.
http://www.citrify.com/
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The important thing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 16, 2011,
In :
Humor
But in the new (math) approach, the important thing is to understand what you're doing, rather than to get the right answer.
-- Tom Lehrer
Website 4 the Day:
Math Tutorials:
http://patrickjmt.com/
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A world market
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 15, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
I think there's a world market for maybe five computers.
-- Thomas Watson
Website 4 the Day:
Permanently erase your hard drive:
http://www.dban.org/
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Stifling writers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 14, 2011,
In :
Humor
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor
Website 4 the Day:
Simple online editor:
http://www.quietwrite.com/
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Never go
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 13, 2011,
In :
Humor
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck
Website 4 the Day:
Take care of your green, leafy friends:
http://www.plantcare.com
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Appearances
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 12, 2011,
In :
Humor
In order to make it seem like you have a life, go offline for a few hours.
Website 4 the Day:
Tool to help you limit time on social websites:
http://www.securitysupervisor.com/security-software/free-internet-security-controller
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Correct answers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 11, 2011,
In :
Humor
Filling in every bubble on a ScanTron will result in all correct answers.
Website 4 the Day:
You have questions, they have answers:
http://www.answers.com/
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Q walks into a bar
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 10, 2011,
In :
Humor
A Helvetica letter Q walks into a bar and the barkeep declares: "Get out! We don't serve your type here!"
Website 4 the Day:
Q: What did the horse say to Bordeaux?
A: Why the long type face?
http://www.whatfontis.com/
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Argue with an idiot
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 10, 2011,
In :
Humor
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
(If you don't agree, call me and we can argue about it.)
Website 4 the Day:
Those who forget their clipboard history are doomed to repeat it:
http://clipcube.wikispaces.com/
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In case of fire
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 8, 2011,
In :
Humor
Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?
-- Warren Hutcherson
Website 4 the Day:
Compare and synchronize files on Windows and Linux:
http://freefilesync.sourceforge.net/
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Public wants
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 7, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
What the public wants is the image of passion, not passion itself.
-- Roland Barthes
Website 4 the Day:
Edit map and send image:
http://scribblemaps.com/
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Public wants
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 7, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
What the public wants is the image of passion, not passion itself.
-- Roland Barthes
Website 4 the Day:
Edit map and send image:
http://scribblemaps.com/
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Thinking is easy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 6, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Thinking is easy, acting is difficult, and to put one's thoughts into action is the most difficult thing in the world.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Website 4 the Day:
Save notes/thoughts/photos/etc. from browser or smartphone:
https://catch.com/
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Perfection
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 5, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Nobody is perfect...until you fall in love with them.
Website 4 the Day:
What do you love?
http://www.wdyl.com/#
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Fourth of July
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 4, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
I always have the most fun on the Fourth of July. You don`t have to exchange any gifts. You just go to the beach and watch fireworks.
-- James Lafferty
Website 4 the Day:
Information and location of July 4th fireworks displays:
http://www.july4thfireworks.com/
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Comic aspirations
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 3, 2011,
In :
Humor
My mailman tried to be a comedian, but he needed to work on his delivery.
Website 4 the Day:
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man
standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright
pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume
bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting
the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is
doing.
The man says “I’m sendi...
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Life is art
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 2, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.
-- John W. Gardner
Website 4 the Day:
Free fonts:
http://www.fontsquirrel.com/
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Look at life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 1, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett quotes
Website 4 the Day:
Rename multiple Windows files:
http://www.joejoesoft.com/cms/showpage.php?cid=108
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Important things
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 30, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
The most important things in life aren't things.
-- Anthony J. D'Angelo
Website 4 the Day:
Multiplatform note taking tool:
http://projects.gnome.org/tomboy/index.html
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Wait to do everything
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 29, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
If you wait to do everything until you're sure it's right, you'll probably never do much of anything.
-- Win Borden
Website 4 the Day:
Check your airplane seating:
http://www.seatguru.com/
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It's better
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 29, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right.
Website 4 the Day:
Scan files for viruses, trojans, and malware:
http://www.virustotal.com/
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A new beginning
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 28, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.
-- Maria Robinson
Website 4 the Day:
Tool predicts when you will forget:
http://headmagnet.com/
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Used to be a baker
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 26, 2011,
In :
Humor
I used to be a baker, but I didn't make enough dough.
Website 4 the Day:
Q: How can you tell when I've been baking chocolate chip cookies?
A: There's M&M shells all over the floor.
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/best-chocolate-chip-cookies/detail.aspx
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Never been hurt
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 26, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
-- Calvin Coolidge
Website 4 the Day:
Desktop zoom for Windows:
http://users.telenet.be/littlegems/MySoft/DesktopZoom/Index.html
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Tragedy and comedy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 24, 2011,
In :
Humor
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
-- Mel Brooks
Website 4 the Day:
Remove your information from the Internet:
http://www.accountkiller.com/en/
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Crisis next week
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 23, 2011,
In :
Humor
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
-- Henry A. Kissinger
Website 4 the Day:
Protect your e-mail address:
http://scr.im/
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A fine art
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 22, 2011,
In :
Humor
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
-- Laurence J. Peter
Website 4 the Day:
Live document collaboration:
http://typewith.me/
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Hand to your children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 21, 2011,
In :
Humor
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
-- Robert Orben
Website 4 the Day:
Directory of customer service contact numbers:
http://consumerist.com/company-directory/
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Death of fake plants
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 20, 2011,
In :
Humor
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Website 4 the Day:
Find icons:
http://www.iconfinder.com/
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First strands
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 19, 2011,
In :
Humor
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
Website 4 the Day:
Wanted: dead or alive?
http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/pages-nf/main
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To be somebondy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 18, 2011,
In :
Humor
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
-- Lily Tomlin
Website 4 the Day:
Reference letter templates:
http://www.characterreferenceletters.com/
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Food is important
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 17, 2011,
In :
Humor
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
-- Fran Lebowitz
Website 4 the Day:
Tiny Watcher - a Big Brother for your PC:
http://kubicle.dcmembers.com/watcher/
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Command of language
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 16, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
-- Robert Benchley
Website 4 the Day:
Speak with a human:
http://gethuman.com/
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Going to heaven
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 15, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
-- Peter Tosh
Website 4 the Day:
Distraction-free editor with optional typewriter sounds:
http://gottcode.org/focuswriter/
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Size matters
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 14, 2011,
In :
Humor
The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.
-- Tom Waits
Website 4 the Day:
Website ranking:
http://www.woorank.com/
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Road to success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 13, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
The road to success is always under construction.
-- Lily Tomlin
Website 4 the Day:
Send 2 free 3-page faxes per day:
http://faxzero.com/
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A compliment
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 12, 2011,
In :
Humor
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.
-- Tommy Cooper
Website 4 the Day:
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me ...
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Belief
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 11, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Man can believe the impossible, but can never believe the improbable.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the Day:
Never wait on hold again:
http://www.lucyphone.com/
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Success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 10, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Success comes in cans; failure in can'ts.
Website 4 the Day:
10 Excellent Firefox Add-ons:
http://smashinghub.com/10-excellent-firefox-4-add-ons.htm
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Nobody complains
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 9, 2011,
In :
Humor
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
-- Benny Hill
Website 4 the Day:
Put your face in an old yearbook photo:
http://yearbookyourself.com/
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Questions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 8, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Sometimes questions are more important than answers.
-- Nancy Willard
Website 4 the Day:
Edit PDF files online:
http://www.pdfescape.com/
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People forget
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 7, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
-- Maya Angelou
Website 4 the Day:
Free & secure file sharing and backup/sync:
https://spideroak.com/download/referral/2eecbff981489c3156303fe208798d32
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You believe
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 6, 2011,
In :
Humor
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
-- Robert McCloskey
Website 4 the Day:
Update and install apps:
http://ninite.com/
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Invisible marriage
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 5, 2011,
In :
Humor
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
Website 4 the Day:
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids:
http://www.morphthing.com/blog/138-What-Will-My-Baby-Look-Like
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Where you are going
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 4, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.
-- Lewis Carrol
Website 4 the Day:
Add borders and captions to photos:
http://www.bordermaker.nl/
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Simplest tastes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 3, 2011,
In :
Humor
I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the Day:
Improve your YouTube experience with YouTube Ultimate for Firefox:
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/31864
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Authority
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 2, 2011,
In :
Humor
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the Day:
Play your DropBox songs on Chrome Browser:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/jfkneelkkeejbmegnhggecepcoaifknf#
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Knowledge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 1, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
“Knowledge is a public good and increases in value as the number of people possessing it increases.”
-- John Wilbanks
Website 4 the Day:
Free online database:
http://www.grubba.net/
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Internet quotes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 31, 2011,
In :
Humor
The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the Day:
Convert and resize images:
http://www.xnconvert.com/
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Science
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 30, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Science is not about "why?", its about "why not?"
-- Cave Johnson
Website 4 the Day:
Backup/synchronize from your Windows PC:
http://synchronicity.sourceforge.net/
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A watchmaker
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 29, 2011,
In :
Humor
I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
Website 4 the Day:
I have asked 30 people what time it is, and keep getting a different answer!
http://www.time.gov/
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Rule of Accuracy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 28, 2011,
In :
Humor
When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
Website 4 the Day:
Enhanced Windows clipboard paste:
http://flamefusion.net/software/shapeshifter/
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Lyall's Fundamental Observation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 27, 2011,
In :
Humor
The most important leg of a three legged stool is the one that's missing.
Website 4 the Day:
Burn playable video DVDs:
http://lifehacker.com/5082262/how-to-burn-any-video-file-to-a-playable-video-dvd
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Peer's Law
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 26, 2011,
In :
Humor
The solution to the problem changes the problem.
Website 4 the Day:
Expand tiny URLs:
http://untiny.me/
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Zymurgy's First Law of Evolving Systems Dynamics
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 25, 2011,
In :
Humor
Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a bigger can.
Website 4 the Day:
Business plan templates:
http://www.businessplantemplate.net/
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Howe's Law
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 24, 2011,
In :
Humor
Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
Website 4 the Day:
Learn to make websites:
https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/learn
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Commoner's Second Law of Ecology
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 24, 2011,
Nothing ever goes away.
Website 4 the Day:
Facts you don't need:
http://www.unnecessaryknowledge.com/
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Tennis equipment
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 22, 2011,
In :
Humor
Law of Revelation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 21, 2011,
In :
Humor
The hidden flaw never remains hidden.
Website 4 the Day:
Special characters to copy/paste:
http://copypastecharacter.com/
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Gordon's First Law
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 21, 2011,
In :
Humor
If a project is not worth doing at all, it's not worth doing well.
Website 4 the Day:
Share your screen with 249 of your closest friends (iPhone and Android supported!):
https://join.me/
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Schmidt's Law
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 19, 2011,
In :
Humor
If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.
Website 4 the Day:
Copier from your scanner & printer:
http://icopy.sourceforge.net/
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Law of the Perversity of Nature
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 18, 2011,
In :
Humor
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
Website 4 the Day:
Temporary e-mail forwards to your real e-mail:
http://www.trashmail.net/
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Gallois' Revelation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 17, 2011,
In :
Humor
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled, and no one dares to criticize it.
Website 4 the Day:
Universal spell check for Windows:
http://www.humanized.com/enso/words/
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Shaw's Principle
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 16, 2011,
In :
Humor
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.
Website 4 the Day:
Free conferencing with lots of features:
http://www.anymeeting.com/
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Stalin's funeral
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 14, 2011,
In :
Humor
Stalin’s funeral involved a communist plot.
Website 4 the Day:
Find the buried truth:
http://www.findagrave.com/
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Finagle's Fourth Law
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 14, 2011,
In :
Humor
Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.
Website 4 the Day:
Fashionable clocks for your web pages:
http://www.csalim.com/
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Finagle's Third Law Corollary #2
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 13, 2011,
In :
Humor
Everyone who stops by with unsought advice will see your mistake immediately.
Website 4 the Day:
Help Google label images:
http://images.google.com/imagelabeler/
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Finagle's Third Law Corollary #1
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 12, 2011,
In :
Humor
No one whom you ask for help will see your mistake.
Website 4 the Day:
Mac Dock for Windows:
http://www.stardock.com/products/objectdock/
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Finagle's Third Law
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 11, 2011,
In :
Humor
In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.
Website 4 the Day:
Extra use for your Windows mouse wheel:
http://antibody-software.com/web/software
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Finagle's Second Law
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 10, 2011,
In :
Humor
No matter what the experiment's result, there will always be someone eager to:
(a) misinterpret it,
(b) fake it, or
(c) believe it supports his own pet theory.
Website 4 the Day:
Supercharge your Windows' mouse wheel:
/software/wizmouse-makes-your-mouse-wheel-work-on-the-window-under-the-mouse/
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Finagle's First Law
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 9, 2011,
In :
Humor
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
Website 4 the Day:
Manufacturer's directions online (large print and text-to-speech compatible):
http://www.directionsforme.org/
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Hanging out
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 8, 2011,
In :
Humor
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay
here; I'll go on a head.'
Website 4 the Day:
All hat, no cattle.
http://www.instructables.com/id/Duct-Tape-Hat/
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Murphy's Corollary
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 7, 2011,
In :
Humor
Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out.
Website 4 the Day:
Share files with expiring links:
http://www.senduit.com/
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Quantised Revision of Murphy's Law
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 6, 2011,
In :
Humor
Everything goes wrong all at once.
Website 4 the Day:
Free open-source disk encryption:
http://www.freeotfe.org/
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Murphy's Constant
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 5, 2011,
In :
Humor
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
Website 4 the Day:
Free virtual telescope:
http://www.worldwidetelescope.org/Home.aspx
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Murphy's Second Corollary
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 4, 2011,
In :
Humor
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Website 4 the Day:
Highlight web pages:
http://www.awesomehighlighter.com/
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Murphy's First Corollary
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 3, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Any attempt on your part to correct this will only accelerate the process.
Website 4 the Day:
Make movies from your computer screen:
http://www.screenr.com/
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Murphy's Law
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 2, 2011,
In :
Humor
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Website 4 the Day:
Answer quiz, donate rice for free:
http://www.freerice.com/
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People rested
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 1, 2011,
In :
Humor
Why are people rested in May?
Because it has been a month since they finished a March.
Website 4 the Day:
When the tough weather gets going, the tough get growing.
http://www.garden-helper.com/plan/tools/what_to_plant/may_plant_guide.asp
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Portals
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 30, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Trades
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 29, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither liberty nor security
-- Benjamin Franklin
Website 4 the Day:
Create diagrams:
http://www.diagram.ly/
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Do what you know
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 28, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
If you only do what you know you can do - you never do very much.
-- Tom Krause
Website 4 the Day:
Learn a language while at your PC:
http://www.easywords.eu/index.php
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Being happy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 27, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.
Website 4 the Day:
Free, anonymous web page:
http://pastehtml.com/
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Just ahead
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 26, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.
Calvin & Hobbes
Website 4 the Day:
Life tutorials:
http://www.videojug.com
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Your smile
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 25, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there.
Website 4 the Day:
Google's time machine:
http://timemachine.gigapan.org/wiki/Main_Page
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Easter Bunny
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 24, 2011,
In :
Humor
Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.
Website 4 the Day:
What to do about in-grown hares:
http://www.rabbit.org/faq/
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Change the wind
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 23, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
-- Jimmy Dean
Website 4 the Day:
Free 50 GB online storage:
http://www.adrive.com/
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Action speaks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 22, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the Day:
Find local grocery deals:
http://anyleaf.com
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Succeed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 21, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the Day:
Trash can for USB flash drives on Windows:
http://www.autohotkey.net/~FirstToyLab/project_iBin_documentation.htm
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When you're born
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 20, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the Day:
Free network management software:
http://www.spiceworks.com/
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Be yourself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 19, 2011,
In :
Humor
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the Day:
Send a reminder:
http://task.fm/
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Never too late
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 18, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
-- George Elliot
Website 4 the Day:
Find similar sites:
http://www.similarsites.com
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Coffee is
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 17, 2011,
In :
Humor
The coffee around here is break fluid.
Website 4 the Day:
A political movement is brewing:
http://edition.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/03/13/coffee.party/?hpt=C1
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Man's measure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 16, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
The measure of a man is what he does with power.
-- Plato
Website 4 the Day:
Save up to 35% of your computer's electric bill:
http://grano.la/
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Women's rights
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 15, 2011,
In :
Humor
How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the Day:
Send secure notes:
http://www.whisperbot.com/
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A success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 14, 2011,
In :
Humor
It's a catastrophic success.
-- Stephen Bishop
Website 4 the Day:
Design a Facebook page for free:
http://www.pagemodo.com/
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Long life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 13, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Every one desires to live long, but no one would be old.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the Day:
DropBox photo gallery:
http://views.fm/
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Its darkest
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 12, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
-- Paul Newman
Website 4 the Day:
Program for stalkers:
http://ilektrojohn.github.com/creepy/
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My opinions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 11, 2011,
In :
Humor
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
Website 4 the Day:
PDF booklets from blogs and articles:
http://joliprint.com/
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Traveling vultures
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 10, 2011,
In :
Humor
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and
says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
Website 4 the Day:
Takeoff from your travel costs:
http://www.artoftravel.com/04cheapflights.htm
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When I was a boy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 9, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the Day:
Tools for musicians:
http://www.drumbot.com/index.html
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A true friend
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 8, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
A true friend stabs you in the front.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the Day:
Sample condolence letters:
http://www.condolenceletters.net/
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Nostalgia
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 7, 2011,
In :
Humor
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
-- Yogi Berra
Website 4 the Day:
Download Youtube videos in a variety of formats:
http://catchvideo.net/
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Seriously
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 6, 2011,
In :
Humor
I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the Day:
Sticky notes for your Windows PC:
http://pnotes.sourceforge.net/index.php?page=1
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New case
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 5, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
As our case is new, we must think and act anew.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the Day:
See how easy it is to capture passwords:
http://www.nirsoft.net/utils/password_sniffer.html
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Biggest mistake
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 4, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
The biggest mistake you can ever make is to ever think that you work for anyone else other than yourself.
-- Pam Carroll
Website 4 the Day:
Find a device driver:
http://www.nodevice.com
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Teop
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 3, 2011,
In :
Humor
A backward poet writes inverse.
Website 4 the Day:
I think that I will never see
a website as lovely as a tree.
But, while the world wide web I crawl
I'll never see a tree at all.
(With apologies to Ogden Nash)
http://www.rhymezone.com/
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Americans choose
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 2, 2011,
In :
Humor
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?
Website 4 the Day:
Need an excuse?
http://excuserolodex.net/
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Four billion stars
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 1, 2011,
In :
Humor
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Website 4 the Day:
Turn off the internet:
http://www.turnofftheinternet.com/
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Hitting the target
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2011,
In :
Humor
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Website 4 the Day:
Free website monitoring:
http://mon.itor.us/
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Parachute
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 30, 2011,
In :
Humor
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Website 4 the Day:
Video lessons on math, finance, biology, chemistry, astronomy, and physics:
http://www.khanacademy.org/
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Used to be
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 29, 2011,
In :
Humor
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Website 4 the Day:
Send files securely:
https://www.wbpsystems.com/securefilesend.php
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A parachute
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 28, 2011,
In :
Humor
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Website 4 the Day:
How to extract from any archive:
http://www.legroom.net/software/uniextract
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U2's lead singer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 27, 2011,
In :
Humor
U2's lead singer has been careful to stay out of legal trouble, as he fears it will be difficult to find a lawyer to work pro-Bono.
Website 4 the Day:
Legal two cents' worth for free:
http://forum.freeadvice.com/
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Wasn't your fault
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 26, 2011,
In :
Humor
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Website 4 the Day:
April Fools Day is coming, get ready with PC practical jokes:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/7-hilarious-practical-joke-ideas-play-friends-computer/
(What is so practical about a practical joke, anyway?)
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In an emergency
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 26, 2011,
In :
Humor
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "In an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".
Website 4 the Day:
How to solve any problem:
http://a.freshbrain.com/solvr/
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Good evening
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 24, 2011,
In :
Humor
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Website 4 the Day:
How to do anything to text:
http://textmechanic.com/
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Knowledge and wisdom
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 23, 2011,
In :
Humor
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
-- Peter Kay
Website 4 the Day:
How to fix anything:
http://www.fixitclub.com/
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Who is right
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 22, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
-- Bertrand Russell
Website 4 the Day:
How to say anything:
http://phras.in/
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All you need
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 21, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the Day:
How to clean anything:
http://www.howtocleananything.com/
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Sad resume
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 20, 2011,
In :
Humor
My first job was working in an Orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't
hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that, I worked at a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I
couldn't live on my net income.
Websites 4 the Day:
Easy come, easy go:
§ Resume templates: http://www.instantresumetemplates.com/
§ Resume help online: http://ebiznet2u....
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The last thing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 19, 2011,
In :
Humor
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.
Website 4 the Day:
Free, open source music server:
http://sockso.pu-gh.com/
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If
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 18, 2011,
In :
Humor
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Website 4 the Day:
Online to-do / task list manager:
http://todo.ly/
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A friend
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 17, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the Day:
Resend e-mail to yourself at a later time:
http://www.hitmelater.com/
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Light speed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 16, 2011,
In :
Humor
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Website 4 the Day:
Online sticky notes:
http://listhings.com/
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Grow up
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 15, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Website 4 the Day:
Visualize your disk usage:
http://w3.win.tue.nl/en/research/research_computer_science/visualization/sequoiaview/
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Opportunity knocks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 14, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Source Unknown
Website 4 the Day:
Phrase finder:
www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/index.html
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Sandpaper
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 13, 2011,
In :
Humor
Sandpaper was patented in 1834 – the inventor really had it rough.
Website 4 the Day:
Patently odd:
http://ipwatchdog.com/obscure-patents/
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Still alive
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 12, 2011,
In :
Humor
I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.
Charlie Sheen
Website 4 the Day:
Compile and run programs online:
http://ideone.com/
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People are frightened
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 11, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage
Website 4 the Day:
Shrink your DOC and PDF files:
http://www.pocodoc.com/
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Cats teach
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 10, 2011,
In :
Humor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
-- Garrison Keillor
Website 4 the Day:
Photo effects online:
http://www.rollip.com/
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Animals
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 9, 2011,
In :
Humor
The best thing about animals is they don't talk much.
-- Thornton Wilder
Website 4 the Day:
Tile your browser windows:
http://slickscreen.com/
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My enemies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 8, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the Day:
Easy thumbnails:
http://www.fookes.com/ezthumbs/
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Never quit.
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 7, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Never quit. It is the easiest cop-out in the world. Set a goal and don't quit until you attain it. When you do attain it, set another goal, and don't quit until you reach it. Never quit.
-- Bear Byrant
Website 4 the Day:
Tell Windows files where to go:
http://optionalreaction.com/software/sendtoany/
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Madness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 6, 2011,
In :
Humor
Madness takes it's toll. (please have exact change ready)
Website 4 the Day:
Are you certifiable?
http://www.gild.com
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Are you happy?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 5, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so.
-- John Stuart Mill
Website 4 the Day:
Free web hosting:
http://byethost.com/free-hosting
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Judge a man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 4, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.
-- Voltaire
Website 4 the Day:
Transfer large files with no login required:
http://filejumbo.com
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Life in 3 words
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 3, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost
Website 4 the Day:
Convert to e-reader formats (Kindle is supposed to read .MOBI):
http://ebook.online-convert.com/
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We stop playing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 2, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the Day:
Know when e-mail you send is read:
http://www.spypig.com/
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The man who tries
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
The man who tries to do something and fails is infinitely better than he who tries to do nothing and succeeds.
-- Lloyd Jones
Website 4 the Day:
TSA Cheat Sheet:
http://saizai.com/tsa_rights.pdf
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Apple pie from scratch
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 28, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
-- Carl Sagan
Website 4 the Day:
Find a guide:
http://theguidedb.com/
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Theft
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 27, 2011,
In :
Humor
Shouldn't stealing someone's coffee cup be called 'mugging'.
Website 4 the Day:
Sleepless in Seattle (History of Starbucks)
http://www.mhhe.com/business/management/thompson/11e/case/starbucks.html
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Solving problems
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 26, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the Day:
Automatically load next web page:
http://www.printwhatyoulike.com/pagezipper
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Weird
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 25, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
-- Bill Watterson
Website 4 the Day:
Open source math software:
http://www.sagemath.org/
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Not a surgeon
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 24, 2011,
In :
Humor
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor
-- John Cleese
Website 4 the Day:
Online sticky notes:
http://www.posti.ca/ http://listhings.com/
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Common sense
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 23, 2011,
In :
Humor
The problem with common sense is that most people are morons.
-- Sarcasm Society
Website 4 the Day:
Print only what you want on a page:
http://www.printwhatyoulike.com/
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My life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 22, 2011,
In :
Humor
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
Website 4 the Day:
Make posters from your images
http://www.blockposters.com/
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George and Abe
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 21, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.
-- George Washington
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the Day:
Catalog of online radio stations:
http://streema.com/radios
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A new hammer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 20, 2011,
In :
Humor
For some major home remodel work, I bought a new hammer. I got a pretty one because I needed it to be suitable for framing.
Website 4 the Day:
Pound out a floor plan:
http://www.gliffy.com/
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Never slows down
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 19, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
He never slows down to think; it's too painful to spend times with his own thoughts.
-- Sarcasm Society
Websites 4 the Day:
Convert images to text (OCR):
http://www.betterocr.com/
http://beta.rii.ricoh.com/betalabs/content/document-conversion
http://www.free-ocr.com/
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Prayer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 18, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
-- Emo Philips
Website 4 the Day:
Multi-user whiteboard:
http://www.scribblar.com/
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No one ever
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 17, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
No one ever teaches well who wants to teach, or governs well who wants to govern.
-- Plato
Website 4 the Day:
Find music artists like those you like:
http://audiomap.tuneglue.net/
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Your stupid boss
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 16, 2011,
In :
Humor
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.
Website 4 the Day:
Make a mind map:
http://www.text2mindmap.com/
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Americans commit
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 15, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
You may be sure that the Americans will commit all the stupidities they can think of, plus some that are beyond imagination.
-- Charles de Gaulle
Website 4 the Day:
Severe unfollow:
http://gunfollow.com/
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The middle of difficulty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 14, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the Day:
Print from your smartphone:
http://www.google.com/chrome/intl/en/p/cloudprint.html
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Fired cowboy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 13, 2011,
In :
Humor
The cowboy that got fired from his ranch job wasn't crazy, he was just deranged.
Websites 4 the Day:
Sweet heart(s):
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Infinite things
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 12, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the Day:
Free content for your website:
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/lookup.htm
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Genius' limitations
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 11, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped
-- Elbert Hubbard
Website 4 the Day:
Easy file sharing:
http://www.letscrate.com/
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Stupid trouble
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 10, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-- Bertrand Russell
Website 4 the Day:
Google maps for the human body:
http://bodybrowser.googlelabs.com/
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Stupidity and politics
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 9, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte
Website 4 the Day:
Browse the web based on Twitter links:
http://tumbl.in/
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Too stupid
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 8, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
-- Voltaire
Website 4 the Day:
Desktop App for Google Voice:
http://rstoeber.com/apps/Google_Voice_Utility.html
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Success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 7, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders.
-- Sloan Wilson
Website 4 the Day:
A better Alt-Tab (Windows):
http://www.smarttab.org/
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Flea circus
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 6, 2011,
In :
Humor
I used to run a flea circus, but a dog came and stole the show.
Website 4 the Day:
How to make your own flea circus from scratch:
http://www.noonco.com/flea/history.htm
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Little children are so intelligent
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 5, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas
Website 4 the Day:
Learn programming:
http://hackety-hack.com/
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No stupid questions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 5, 2011,
In :
Humor
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
-- Scott Adams
Website 4 the Day:
Recover corrupted MS Office files:
http://corrupt-office-extractor.smartcode.com/info.html
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Word to the wise
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2011,
In :
Humor
A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
-- Bill Cosby
Website 4 the Day:
Calculus problem solver:
http://www.mycalculus.com/calculus_solver.aspx
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Blessings of old friends
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Website 4 the Day:
Free interactive math tool:
http://www.geogebra.org/cms/
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Nothing so stupid
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 1, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the Day:
PC registry hacks:
http://www.techradar.com/news/software/operating-systems/20-registry-hacks-to-make-your-pc-more-awesome-590803
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Imagination
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 31, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the Day:
Firefox plugin to download all links:
http://www.downthemall.net/
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A whiskey maker
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 30, 2011,
In :
Humor
She was only a whiskey maker but he loved her still.
Website 4 the Day:
Best place to take a leak:
http://openleaks.org/
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Unprepared
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 29, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
I think I was unprepared for war.
-- George W. Bush
Website 4 the Day:
Find books and manuals on the web:
http://www.pdfgeni.com/
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If I go down
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 28, 2011,
In :
Humor
These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.
-- Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player
Website 4 the Day:
Local daily deals:
http://www.screamindailydeals.com
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An electrical toy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 27, 2011,
In :
Humor
What use could this company make of an electrical toy?
-- William Orton, president, Western Union Telegraph Company after being offered the telephone patent
Website 4 the Day:
XP-like Linux distribution:
http://ylmf.org/en/
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Only you can provide
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 26, 2011,
In :
Humor
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
Website 4 the Day:
Print your own graph paper and forms:
http://printablepaper.com
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History teaches us
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 25, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
-- Abba Eban
Website 4 the Day:
Review/mark-up PDF and Word docs:
http://crocodoc.com/
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Familiarity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 24, 2011,
In :
Humor
Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the Day:
Free Windows undelete:
http://www.officerecovery.com/index.htm#freeundelete
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Sibling rivalry
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 23, 2011,
In :
Humor
The harm caused by sibling rivalry is relative.
Website 4 the Day:
Another bargain website:
http://www.bargainist.com/
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Nothing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 22, 2011,
In :
Humor
One of the lessons of history is that Nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
-- Will Durant
Website 4 the Day:
Send a free video message:
http://www.voxlite.com/
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Stay with me
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 21, 2011,
In :
Humor
Stay with me; I want to be alone
- Joey Adams
Website 4 the Day:
Encrypt HTML:
http://dinara.teamvenom-nfsu2.com/encrypt.php
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Happily married
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 20, 2011,
In :
Humor
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.-- Victor Borge
Website 4 the Day:
Sync your Chrome browser bookmarks:
http://www.google.com/support/chrome/bin/answer.py?answer=165139
(Chrome browser is the fastest, you can get it at: http://www.google.com/chrome
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Always cherish
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 19, 2011,
In :
Humor
I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you.
-- Unknown
Website 4 the Day:
20 Websites for free e-books:
http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/20-best-websites-to-download-free-e-books/
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Don't believe
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 18, 2011,
In :
Humor
Don't believe everything you think.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker
Website 4 the Day:
Make your own computerized tests:
http://itest.sourceforge.net/
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Nothing is impossible
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 17, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing is impossible. The word itself says "I'm Possible"!
-- Audrey Hepburn
Website 4 the Day:
You have to try this: Remove all that cruft on web pages:
http://lab.arc90.com/experiments/readability/
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My missing watch
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 16, 2011,
In :
Humor
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
Website 4 the Day:
Download Youtube videos:
http://youtubedownload.doremixy.com/
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It's never too late
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 15, 2011,
In :
Humor
A clear conscience
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 14, 2011,
In :
Humor
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the Day:
Health scams exposed:
http://www.healthhound.org/
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Only God
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 13, 2011,
In :
Humor
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the Day:
Dashboard of your interests:
http://www.netvibes.com/en
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Nothing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 12, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in memory as the wish to forget it.
-- Montaigne
Website 4 the Day:
Check drug and supplement interactions; compare drugs:
http://www.drugdigest.org/wps/portal/ddigest
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The road less traveled
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 11, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
-- Seinfeld
Website 4 the Day:
Stock photos:
http://smashinghub.com/25-best-websites-resources-of-free-stock-photos.htm
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Real men
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 10, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Real men don’t use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let the rest of the world make copies.
-- Linus Torvalds
Website 4 the Day:
Current coupons:
http://www.savebrite.com/
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Quit my job
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 9, 2011,
In :
Humor
I quit my job as a historian - I realized there was no future in it.
Website 4 the Day:
Google videos teach your parents tech:
http://www.teachparentstech.org/
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You hate your job?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 8, 2011,
In :
Humor
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
-- Drew Carey
Website 4 the Day:
Free movie-inspired fonts:
http://dinara.teamvenom-nfsu2.com/font.php
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When ideas fail
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 7, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Goethe
Website 4 the Day:
Create/edit PDF bookmarks:
sourceforge.net/projects/jpdfbookmarks/
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A narcissist
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 6, 2011,
In :
Humor
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal
Website 4 the Day:
List of sales:
http://www.dealcatcher.com/
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We didn't lose
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 5, 2011,
In :
Humor
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
-- Vince Lombardi
Website 4 the Day:
Link images to lightbox of other relevant images:
http://www.picapp.com/
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Wealthy people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 4, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions;
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
Website 4 the Day:
Google Refine makes sense of messy data:
http://code.google.com/p/google-refine/
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Why we are here
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 3, 2011,
In :
Philosophy
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein
Website 4 the Day:
Simple file sharing site:
http://www.filedropper.com/
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Houdini's trap doors
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 2, 2011,
In :
Humor
For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage.
Website 4 the Day:
Build a personalized home page based on your browser history:
http://www.genieo.com/
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New Year’s resolution
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 1, 2011,
In :
Humor
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.
-- Jay Leno
Website 4 the Day:
Make PDFs into flippable books:
http://www.youblisher.com/
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Be yourself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 31, 2010,
In :
Humor
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
-- Unknown
Website 4 the Day:
Free PowerPoint alternatives:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/4-free-alternatives-microsoft-powerpoint/
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I wish
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 30, 2010,
In :
Humor
I wish we were better strangers.
-- Unknown
Website 4 the Day:
3 hour temporary e-mail addresses:
http://www.mintemail.com
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If at first
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 30, 2010,
In :
Humor
If at first you don't succeed, try something easier.
-- Sarcasm Society
Website 4 the Day:
Bypass compulsory Registration:
http://www.bugmenot.com/
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How many people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 28, 2010,
In :
Humor
How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.
-- Emo Philips
Website 4 the Day:
Watch for sales :
http://zingsale.com/
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I dote
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 27, 2010,
In :
Humor
I dote on his very absence.
-- William Shakespeare, “The Merchant of Venice”
Website 4 the Day:
Science videos:
http://freesciencelectures.com/
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Which beer to drink
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 26, 2010,
In :
Humor
Sunday is PUNday
I decide which beer to drink on a case by case basis.
Website 4 the Day:
Find images for your webpage:
http://www.zemanta.com/
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Principles
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 25, 2010,
In :
Humor
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the Day:
Home repair guides:
http://www.hometips.com/repair-fix/
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God made woman
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 24, 2010,
In :
Humor
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the Day:
Free Windows DVD ripper and media converter until Dec 27th:
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13845_3-20026495-58.html
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Battle of the sexes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 23, 2010,
In :
Humor
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the Day:
Find a rated recipe:
http://allrecipes.com/
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Live forever
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 22, 2010,
In :
Humor
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the Day:
Top 1000 websites:
http://www.google.com/adplanner/static/top1000/
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Very educating
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 21, 2010,
In :
Humor
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the Day:
National Affair Blog:
http://www.nationalaffairs.com/blog/blogger/findings-a-daily-roundup
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One in a thousand
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 20, 2010,
In :
Humor
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the Day:
Find a recipe for the food you have:
http://www.supercook.com/
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A large circumference
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 19, 2010,
In :
Humor
I get my large circumference from too much pi.
Website 4 the Day:
Run WIndows programs in a sandbox:
http://www.sandboxie.com/
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Grown men
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 18, 2010,
In :
Humor
Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.
-- Jerry Falwell
Website 4 the Day:
Strip formating from clipboard text:
http://www.stevemiller.net/puretext/
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Every minute
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 17, 2010,
In :
Humor
Every minute was more exciting than the next.
-- Linda Evans, actress
Website 4 the Day:
Batch commands without programming:
http://www.outertech.com/index.php?_charisma_page=product&id=1
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An unforeseen event
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 16, 2010,
In :
Humor
We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
-- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
Website 4 the Day:
Free online video editor:
http://jaycut.com/
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Happy artist
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 15, 2010,
In :
Humor
The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.
-- Sylvestor Stallone, Actor
Website 4 the Day:
E-mails when a price drops:
http://www.priceambush.com/
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Major knee surgery
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 14, 2010,
In :
Humor
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
Website 4 the Day:
Health questions and answers:
http://www.sharecare.com
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Don't diet
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 13, 2010,
In :
Humor
I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.
-- Linda Evangelista, Supermodel
Website 4 the Day:
Backup Windows, Mac, and Linux systems:
http://backuppc.sourceforge.net/
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John Deere's confidence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 12, 2010,
In :
Humor
John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.
Website 4 the Day:
Unlock Windows files:
http://ccollomb.free.fr/unlocker/
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Big emotions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 11, 2010,
In :
Humor
Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
-- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
Website 4 the Day:
Other free technical books:
http://freecomputerbooks.com/
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Word use
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 10, 2010,
In :
Humor
He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.
-- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
Website 4 the Day:
Additional free technical books:
http://www.downloadfreepdf.com/
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Children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2010,
In :
Humor
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the Day:
Free technical books:
http://www.freebookcentre.net/
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Happiness
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 8, 2010,
In :
Humor
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the Day:
Exra free ebooks:
http://www.getfreeebooks.com/
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Why
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 7, 2010,
In :
Humor
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the Day:
Additional free ebooks:
http://www.e-booksdirectory.com/
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Nothing wrong
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 6, 2010,
In :
Humor
There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.
-- Jack E. Leonard
Website 4 the Day:
Other free ebooks:
http://www.free-ebooks.net/
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Cartoonist found dead
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 5, 2010,
In :
Humor
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Website 4 the Day:
LicenseCrawler finds keys in your registry:
http://www.klinzmann.name/licensecrawler.htm
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Not a flirt
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 4, 2010,
In :
Humor
In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.
--Charles, Count Talleyrand
Website 4 the Day:
Shorten URLs to articles and include snippets:
http://www.snip.ly/
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They never
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 3, 2010,
In :
Humor
They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.
-- Thomas Brackett Reed
Website 4 the Day:
Top technology news:
http://techmeme.com
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I just learned
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 2, 2010,
In :
Humor
I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.
-- Irvin S. Cobb
Website 4 the Day:
Summarize text:
http://summarity.com/
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Two tickets
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 1, 2010,
In :
Humor
I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one.
-- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… If there is one.
-- Winston Churchill, in response to Bernard Shaw
Website 4 the Day:
Be safe: expand shortened URLs before going there:
http://security.thejoshmeister.com/2009/04/how-to-preview-shortened-urls-tinyurl.html
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His mother
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 30, 2010,
In :
Humor
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
-- Mae West
Website 4 the Day:
Convert an RSS news stream feed to PDF:
http://www.feedjournal.com/
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Comparison
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 30, 2010,
In :
Humor
He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
-- Billy Wilder
Website 4 the Day:
What is a VPN? And free tools to connect securely:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/7-completely-free-vpn-services-protect-privacy/
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The curtains were drawn
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 28, 2010,
In :
Humor
In the room the curtains were drawn, but the rest of the furniture was real.
Website 4 the Day:
3D images of the body:
http://www.healthline.com/directory/3dbodymaps
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Statistics and lamp-posts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 27, 2010,
In :
Humor
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts for support rather than
illumination.
-- Andrew Lang
Website 4 the Day:
Turn RSS feeds into PDF magazines:
http://www.tabbloid.com/
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Modesty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 26, 2010,
In :
Humor
A modest little person, with much to be modest about.
-- Winston Churchill
Website 4 the Day:
Quote part of a webpage:
http://kwout.com/
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Thanksgiving celebration
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 25, 2010,
In :
Humor
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
-- Jon Stewart
Website 4 the Day:
Five fast last-minute Thanksgiving recipes:
http://blisstree.com/live/five-fast-last-minute-thanksgiving-recipes/
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Loves nature
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 24, 2010,
In :
Humor
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.
-- Forrest Tucker
Website 4 the Day:
Generate a fake identity:
http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/
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Simply a shiver
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 23, 2010,
In :
Humor
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.
-- Paul Keating
Website 4 the Day:
What are you willing to do for $5?
http://www.fiverr.com/
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All the virtues
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 22, 2010,
In :
Humor
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
-- Winston Churchill
Website 4 the Day:
Want to do something?
http://www.soyouwanna.com/
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A cardboard belt
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 21, 2010,
In :
Humor
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
Website 4 the Day:
Something to make us cat owners jealous:
http://www.wimp.com/usefultricks/
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Thank you
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 20, 2010,
In :
Humor
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.
-- Moses Hadas
Website 4 the Day:
Further free ebooks:
http://www.ebooksdownloadfree.com/
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The most words
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 19, 2010,
In :
Humor
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Website 4 the Day:
Send/receive text messages from a browser:
http://www.joopz.com/
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No enemies
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 18, 2010,
In :
Humor
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the Day:
Free desktop sharing:
http://www.mikogo.com/
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Good instincts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 17, 2010,
In :
Humor
He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.
-- James Reston (about Richard Nixon)
Website 4 the Day:
Another source of free ebooks:
http://www.ebooksread.com/
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Delusions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 16, 2010,
In :
Humor
He had delusions of adequacy.
-- Walter Kerr
Website 4 the Day:
Command line shortcuts to Windows tools:
http://www.dotkam.com/2007/11/26/windows-commands-think-you-know-it-all/
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A self-made man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 15, 2010,
In :
Humor
He is a self-made man and worships his creator.
-- John Bright
Website 4 the Day:
Learn Linux with free e-books:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/5-downloadable-books-to-teach-yourself-linux/
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The TV repairman got married
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 14, 2010,
In :
Humor
When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.
Website 4 the Day:
More free ebooks:
http://www.ebooklobby.com/
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The worst lesson
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 13, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
He had learned the worst lesson that life can teach - that it makes no sense.
-- Philip Roth
Website 4 the Day:
Block Facebook stalkers:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/5-ways-block-facebook-stalker/
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Worst form of government
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 12, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
-- Winston Churchill
Website 4 the Day:
Drop cable/satellite, use the Internet instead:
http://dropcable.info/
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How much?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 11, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?
-- Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation
Website 4 the Day:
Check to see if a site is down:
http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/
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A bachelor's life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 10, 2010,
In :
Humor
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn
Website 4 the Day:
Make any web page print-friendly:
http://www.printfriendly.com/
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The game
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 9, 2010,
In :
Humor
Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding.
-- Mickey Rivers, baseball player
Website 4 the Day:
Remove PDF restrictions:
http://www.pdfunlock.com/
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The greatest threat
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 8, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
'The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias.
-- Rep. Lamar Smith (R-TX)
Website 4 the Day:
Free ebooks:
http://www.asksam.com/ebooks/
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Leather shoes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 7, 2010,
In :
Humor
I didn't want to buy leather shoes, but eventually I was suede.
Website 4 the Day:
Find out what program opens that file:
http://www.openwith.org/
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Dictatorship
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 6, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator.
-- George W. Bush
Website 4 the Day:
Current natural events in the world:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php?smp〈=eng
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I am not worried
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 5, 2010,
In :
Humor
I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.
-- Ronald Reagan
Website 4 the Day:
Print only the parts of web pages that you want to:
http://www.printwhatyoulike.com/
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Food is important
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 4, 2010,
In :
Humor
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
-- Fran Lebowitz, US writer
Website 4 the Day:
Test your brain:
http://www.cogolog.com/
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If only
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 3, 2010,
In :
Humor
If only faces could talk...
-- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
Website 4 the Day:
Find your cell phone:
http://www.icantfindmyphone.com/
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Its not pollution
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2010,
In :
Humor
It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
-- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
Website 4 the Day:
Create a professional resume:
http://cvmaker.in/
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Turn this team around
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 1, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
-- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Maverick
Website 4 the Day:
Atlantis Nova, small and free word processor
http://www.atlantiswordprocessor.com/en/nova.htm
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An emotional wedding
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 31, 2010,
In :
Humor
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Website 4 the Day:
Download online videos:
http://downloadtube.org/
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Outside of the killings
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 30, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
Website 4 the Day:
Manipulate PDF files:
http://pdfrider.codeplex.com/
/blockquote>
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The world is purple
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 30, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.
Website 4 the Day:
Put PDFs online for collaboration or fill out PDF forms:
https://www.fillanypdf.com/
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Just the facts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 28, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Facts are stupid things.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President
Website 4 the Day:
Find a medical specialist #5:
https://www.healthinreach.com/search/
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Be patriotic
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 27, 2010,
In :
Humor
Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.
-- Gyrator, Chicago Rotary Club journal
Website 4 the Day:
Send large files via your browser for free #5:
http://xfiles.technihelp.net/
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Parents
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 26, 2010,
In :
Humor
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
- Greg Norman, Golfer
Website 4 the Day:
Coupons by store:
http://www.currentcodes.com/
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Expectations
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 25, 2010,
In :
Humor
My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
-- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice
Website 4 the Day:
Find a medical specialist #4:
http://www.finddoctorsonline.com/
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Erasers at both ends
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 24, 2010,
In :
Humor
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
Website 4 the Day:
Convert text to speech:
http://vozme.com/index.php?lang=en
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The important thing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 23, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
The important thing is never to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the Day:
Merge PDF files:
http://www.mergepdf.net/
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9/11 vicitm families
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 22, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.
-- Glenn Beck
Website 4 the Day:
Find files on your Windows PC with Boolean ops:
http://www.mythicsoft.com/page.aspx?type=agentransack&page=home
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Starving children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 21, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
-- Mariah Carey, pop singer
Website 4 the Day:
Find files on your Windows PC with wildcards:
http://www.voidtools.com/download.php
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War
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 20, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
I think war is a dangerous place.
-- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)
Website 4 the Day:
Read faster by exercising:
http://www.eyercize.com/practice/bm_read/
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War
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 19, 2010,
In :
Humor
I think war is a dangerous place.
-- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)
Website 4 the Day:
Read faster by exercising:
http://www.eyercize.com/practice/bm_read/
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Nuclear reduction
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 18, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
-- Rush Limbaugh
Website 4 the Day:
A gentler way to search Craigslist:
http://craiglook.com
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When a clock is hungry
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 17, 2010,
In :
Humor
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Website 4 the Day:
Group online news into a personal newspaper:
http://goodnoows.com
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Overseas
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 16, 2010,
In :
Humor
I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
-- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)
Website 4 the Day:
Send a FAX for free
http://www.myfax.com/free/
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Line up
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 15, 2010,
In :
Humor
You guys, line up alphabetically by height.
-- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
Website 4 the Day:
Coupons arranged by geography:
http://www.couponmap.com/
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Fiction writing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 14, 2010,
In :
Humor
Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel
Website 4 the Day:
Sync your IE browser bookmarks and MS Office templates, etc.:
http://explore.live.com/windows-live-devices-and-sync-program-settings-ui
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The Canne Film Festival
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 13, 2010,
In :
Humor
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
-- Christina Aguilera
Website 4 the Day:
Cut out sections from your favorite websites:
http://www.wozaik.com/
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The herd
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 12, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then, to make sure it's still there with ya.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the Day:
Free web page editor:
http://nvu.en.softonic.com/
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Four-piece groups
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 11, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Not to mince words, Mr. Epstein, but we don’t like your boys’ sound. Groups are out; four-piece groups with guitars particularly are finished.
-- Dick Rowe, executive in charge of evaluating new talent for the London office of Decca Records talking about The Beatles
Website 4 the Day:
Listen to blogs and news sites:
http://www.buzzvoice.com/
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A plateau
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 10, 2010,
In :
Humor
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
Website 4 the Day:
Watch movies not on Hulu:
http://www.crackle.com/
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Predictions
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 9, 2010,
In :
Humor
Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future.
-- Yogi Berra, Baseball player
Website 4 the Day:
Make beautiful music:
http://www.aviary.com/online/music-creator
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Gay marriage
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 8, 2010,
In :
Humor
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Website 4 the Day:
Print your own graph paper:
http://incompetech.com/graphpaper/
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Political parties
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 7, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
I adore political parties. They are the only place left to us where people don't talk politics.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the Day:
Find a medical specialist #3:
http://www.zocdoc.com/
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World War
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 6, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the Day:
Save grocery money with coupons:
http://www.couponmom.com/
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Malls of America
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 5, 2010,
In :
Humor
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
-- Chris Rock
Website 4 the Day:
Convert file formats:
http://www.fileminx.com/
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Songs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 4, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
-- Voltaire
Website 4 the Day:
Sync your Firefox bookmarks:
http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/sync/
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No matter
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 3, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
Website 4 the Day:
Free person-to-person video chat:
http://p2p.tinychat.com/
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Never miss
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 2, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the Day:
Free video editor:
http://avidemux.en.softonic.com/
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The American Dream
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 1, 2010,
In :
Humor
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the Day:
Find a medical specialist #2:
http://www.insiderpages.com/
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The man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 30, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
The man who doesn’t read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the Day:
Save money with coupons:
http://www.retailmenot.com/
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There are men
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 29, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
There are men who can think no deeper than a fact.
-- Voltaire
Website 4 the Day:
Free public records directory:
http://www.virtualgumshoe.com/resources/
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Courage
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Courage is knowing what not to fear.
-- Plato
Website 4 the Day:
Temporary e-mail address lasts 10 minutes:
http://10minutemail.com/
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Strategy behind software
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
We build our computer systems the way we build our cities: over time, without a plan, on top of ruins.
-- Ellen Ulhman
Website 4 the Day:
Find a medical specialist #1:
http://doctor.webmd.com/physician_finder
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Old dry cleaners
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 26, 2010,
In :
Humor
Old dry cleaners never die, they just get de-pressed.
Website 4 the Day:
Create crosswords with EclipseCrossword
http://www.eclipsecrossword.com/
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Confidence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 25, 2010,
In :
Humor
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough.
-- Larry David
Website 4 the Day:
Watch movies and TV online for free:
http://bit.ly/clY1If or http://www.fivefreeapps.com/2008/09/50-free-sites-to-watch-movies-and-tv-online-part-1.html
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The real reason
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 24, 2010,
In :
Humor
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the Day:
Find a Twitterer's rank:
http://twittergrader.com
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The stubborn's path
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 23, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal.
-- Fredrick Nietzsche
Website 4 the Day:
Protect your privacy - clean your PC:
http://www.ccleaner.com/
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The best argument
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 22, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
-- Winston Churchill
Website 4 the Day:
Send large files via your browser for free #4:
http://host01.pipebytes.com/
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Hard to free fools
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 21, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere.
-- Voltaire
Website 4 the Day:
Learn how to make stuff:
http://www.instructables.com/
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Good judgment
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 20, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the Day:
Power Defragmenter:
http://bit.ly/JdSgI, or
http://www.softpedia.com/progDownload/Power-Defragmenter-Download-20185.html
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What's the difference?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 19, 2010,
In :
Humor
What is the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence
Websites of the day:
View the secret info in your photos:
http://www.exifviewer.org/
Then remove it:
http://www.easyexifdelete.com/
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What a house is
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 18, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the Day:
Send large files via your browser for free #3:
http://jetbytes.com/
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Sins
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 17, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
-- Bill Maher
Website 4 the Day:
Rate your writing:
http://paperrater.com/
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Going through hell
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 16, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
If you are going through hell, keep going.
-- Winston Churchill
Website 4 the Day:
Reset Windows' passwords:
http://pogostick.net/~pnh/ntpasswd/
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Programming and sex
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 15, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
-- Michael Sinz
Website 4 the Day:
A better bookmark:
http://historio.us/
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Snowflakes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 14, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
-- Voltaire
Website 4 the Day:
Get a free Wake-Up Call on your phone:
http://wakerupper.com/
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A computer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 13, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind.
-- Joseph Weizenbaum
Website 4 the Day:
Send large files via your browser for free #2:
http://www.filesovermiles.com/
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Computer back up
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 12, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
I was told to back up my computer, but I couldn't figure out how to put it into reverse.
Website 4 The Day:
List of in-browser tools:
http://www.topwebbased.com/
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Penalty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 11, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
-- Plato
Website 4 the Day:
Free on-line or download accounting software:
http://www.nolapro.com/index-5.html
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Prejudices
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 10, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Prejudices are what fools use for reason.
-- Voltaire
Website 4 the Day:
Correct your misconceptions:
http://www.misconceptionjunction.com/
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Reusable
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 9, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Before software should be reusable, it should be usable.
-- Ralph Johnson
Website 4 the Day:
Send e-mail to your future self:
http://www.futureme.org/
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Software
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 8, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Before software should be reusable, it should be usable.
-- Ralph Johnson
Website 4 the Day:
Send e-mail to your future self:
http://www.futureme.org/
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Knowledge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 7, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Knowledge, sir, should be free to all.
-- Harcourt Fenton Mudd
Website 4 the Day:
Send large files via your browser for free #1:
http://wetransfer.com
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Programs
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 6, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute.
-- Abelson and Sussman
Website 4 the Day:
A final free audio book site:
http://www.librophile.com/
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Atheism
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 5, 2010,
In :
Humor
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the Day:
Another free audio book site, this one for kids:
http://storynory.com/
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Automation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 4, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
If you automate a mess, you get an automated mess.
-- Rod Michael
Website 4 the Day:
Another free audio book site:
http://www.learnoutloud.com/
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Guilty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn’t do.
-- Voltaire
Website 4 the Day:
Another free audio book site:
http://www.openculture.com/
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The world
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 2, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the Day:
Another free audio book site:
http://www.thoughtaudio.com/
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Atomic problem
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the Day:
Another free audio book site:
http://www.newfiction.com/
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Forgive
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 31, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
Website 4 the Day:
For the next seven days, we will focus on free audio books. You probably already know of Project Gutenberg (http://www.gutenberg.org/) and maybe even Podiobooks (http://www.podiobooks.com/), here is another one may not know:
http://www.booksshouldbefree.com/
Continue reading ...
No comment
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 30, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
“No comment” is a comment.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the Day:
Access PCs remotely:
http://www.teamviewer.com/index.aspx Continue reading ...
Two ships
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 29, 2010,
In :
Humor
There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.
Website 4 the Day:
Convert a PDF file to DOC format for editing:
http://www.pdfonline.com/pdf2word/index.asp Continue reading ...
Triumph of reason
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 28, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it.
-- Voltaire
Website 4 the Day:
Make movies of your PC screen:
http://www.screentoaster.com/ Continue reading ...
Healthy reading
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 27, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain
Continue reading ...
How come ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 26, 2010,
In :
Humor
How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
-- Jay Leno
Website 4 the Day:
Let Me Google That For You, for all those people who are too lazy to look it up for themselves:
Continue reading ...
Two takes on education
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 25, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
-- Albert Einstein
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain
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Cynic
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 24, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde
Website 4 the Day:
Compare the price of products across time and space:
http://www.measuringworth.com/ Continue reading ...
A casual stroll
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 23, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
-- Fredrick Nietzsche
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Thirsty termite
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 22, 2010,
In :
Humor
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
Website 4 the Day:
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Stupid people
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 21, 2010,
In :
Humor
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the Day:
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Math vs. reality
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 20, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not
certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the Day:
Age a person's image:
Continue reading ...
Be kind
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 19, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
-- Plato
Website 4 the Day:
Strip formating from clipboard text:
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Back to your youth
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 19, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the Day:
Linux alternatives to Windows Apps (some have Windows ports, also):
http://linuxappfinder.com/alternatives Continue reading ...
Success
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 17, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he
is one of God's children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken
over by the Devil.
Website 4 the Day:
Free file (open source) archiver: 7-Zip
http://www.7-zip.org/ Continue reading ...
Most stuff
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 16, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the Day:
Find Everything on your Windows PC:
http://www.voidtools.com Continue reading ...
My first job
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 15, 2010,
In :
Humor
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
Website 4 the Day:
Search social sites for a person:
http://www.kgbpeople.com
Continue reading ...
Germ fiction
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 14, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
--
Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872
Website 4 the Day:
real-time encyclopedia:
http://mashpedia.com/
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Old age
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 13, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
Website 4 the Day:
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Invisible empire
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 12, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
The
government, which was designed for the people, has got into the hands
of the bosses and their employers, the special interests. An invisible
empire has been set up above the forms of democracy.
-- Woodrow Wilson
Website 4 the Day:
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Only one man
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 11, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
-- GW Hegel.
Website 4 the Day:
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Ignorance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 10, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Ignorance: the root of all evil.
-- Plato
Website 4 the Day:
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Keyboard not found
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 9, 2010,
In :
Humor
Keyboard not found. Press < F1 > to RESUME.
-- Source unknown (appears in many common BIOSes as a real error message)
Website 4 the Day:
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Man and dog
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 8, 2010,
In :
Humor
What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog?
The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.
Website 4 the Day:
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American taste
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 7, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
-- Henry Louis Mencken
Website 4 the Day:
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Smiling
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 7, 2010,
In :
Humor
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
-- Robert Bloch
Website 4 the Day:
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Influence
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 5, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the Day:
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Computer advantage
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 4, 2010,
In :
Humor
The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.
-- Eric Porterfield.
Website 4 the Day:
Search someone's criminal record:
http://www.criminalsearches.com/ Continue reading ...
Malice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 3, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
-- ascribed to various authors, including Robert Heinlein.
Website 4 the Day:
Floss your mind with facts:
http://www.mentalfloss.com/amazingfactgenerator/ Continue reading ...
Computer dating is fine
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2010,
In :
Humor
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
-- Rita May Brown.
Website 4 the Day:
Research scams:
http://www.jasonmorrison.net/is-this-a-scam/ Continue reading ...
Monkey arrested
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 1, 2010,
In :
Humor
They arrested the monkey for throwing Rhesus feces at zoo attendants .His charge? Turd debris assault
Website 4 the Day:
Easy way to create secure passwords:
http://lifehacker.com/5516188 Continue reading ...
Change
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 31, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Change is not progress.
-- Henry Louis Mencke
Website 4 the Day:
Fix broken stuff
http://www.fixya.com/ Continue reading ...
Sufficiently advanced
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 30, 2010,
In :
Humor
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
-- Bruce Brown
Website(s) 4 the Day:
Watch TV online:
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Price of indifference
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 29, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.
-- Plato
Website 4 the Day:
Add fun effects to your images:
http://www.photofunia.com/
Continue reading ...
It's simple, but ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2010,
In :
Humor
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
-- Dennis Ritchie
Website 4 the Day:
Make your own fake newspaper clippings:
http://bit.ly/10UCg
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Einstein's notebook
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 27, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.
--
Albert Einstein.
Website 4 the Day:
Learn how to use popular software: http://www.lynda.com/
Continue reading ...
Be very, very careful
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 26, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Be very, very careful of what you put into that head, because you will never, ever get it out.
-- Thomas Cardinal Wolsey
Website 4 the Day:
Lose the manual for that gizmo that you need to adjust? Get free user manuals (you can skip the special offers) at http://www.manualsonline.com/ Continue reading ...
Baby seal walks into a bar
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 25, 2010,
In :
Humor
A baby seal walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender.
"Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal
Continue reading ...
The secret
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 24, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
--
Albert Einstein. Continue reading ...
Useless computers
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 23, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
-- Pablo Picasso. Continue reading ...
Getting used to math
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 22, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
-- John Von Neumann Continue reading ...
Einstein and relativity
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 21, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself anymore.
-- Albert Einstein Continue reading ...
Be unreasonable
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 19, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man
persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all
progress depends on the unreasonable man.
— George Bernard Shaw Continue reading ...
Snake trivia
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 18, 2010,
In :
Humor
Q: Why don't snakes have balls?
A: Because without legs, they can't dance.
Continue reading ...
Don't worry
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 17, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
-- Will Rogers
Continue reading ...
Ancient statistics
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2010,
In :
Humor
In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
-- Stephen Leacock.
Continue reading ...
Classification
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2010,
In :
Humor
Inanimate
objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories;
those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
--
Russell Baker. Continue reading ...
Leaving my body
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 14, 2010,
In :
Humor
When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.
-- Steven Wright
Continue reading ...
Coping with mathematics
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 13, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best he
is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe, and not
make messes in the house.
--
Robert Heinlein Continue reading ...
Pray for ignorance
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 12, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.
-- FA Montagu. Continue reading ...
Jumping cow
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 12, 2010,
In :
Humor
What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence?
Udder destruction.
Continue reading ...
School prayer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 10, 2010,
In :
Humor
As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school."
--
Cokie Roberts Continue reading ...
An expert
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 9, 2010,
In :
Humor
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
-- WC Fields.
Continue reading ...
Wireless music box
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2010,
In :
Humor
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?
-- David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urging for investment in the radio in the 1920s Continue reading ...
Big person not needed
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 7, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
-- Will Rogers Continue reading ...
Do not worry
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 6, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Do not worry about your problems with mathematics, I assure you mine are far greater."
-- Albert Einstein Continue reading ...
Programming today
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 6, 2010,
In :
Humor
Programming today is a race between software engineers
striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs,
and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots.
So far, the Universe is winning.
--
Rich Cook. Continue reading ...
Happy 4th of July!
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 4, 2010,
In :
Humor
What should you drink with 4th Of July firecrackers?
Firemilk.
Continue reading ...
What to teach women
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 3, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.
-- Plato
Continue reading ...
End of war
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 2, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Only the dead have seen the end of war.
-- Plato
Continue reading ...
Wise men
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 1, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
-- Plato
Continue reading ...
Marriage and career
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 30, 2010,
In :
Humor
He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Source Unknown
Continue reading ...
Always drink
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 29, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Always drink upstream from the herd.
-- Will Rogers
Continue reading ...
Plagiarists
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 28, 2010,
In :
Humor
Plagiarists at least have the quality of preservation.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Continue reading ...
Shakespeare walks into a bar
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 27, 2010,
In :
Humor
Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. "I can't serve you." says the bartender. "You're Bard!"
Continue reading ...
Do the hokey pokey
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 26, 2010,
In :
Humor
What if "the hokey pokey" is REALLY what it's all about?
-- Curtis Spencer
Continue reading ...
You know ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 25, 2010,
In :
Humor
You know you're getting older when the candles cost more than the cake.
-- Bob Hope Continue reading ...
Equality for all
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 24, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Mohandas Gandhi
Continue reading ...
Good for baseball?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 23, 2010,
In :
Humor
On the marriage of Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe — I don't know if
it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with
Phil Rizzuto
-- Yogi Berra
Continue reading ...
Two theories ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2010,
In :
Humor
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
-- Will Rogers Continue reading ...
Not one!
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 21, 2010,
In :
Humor
He has not a single redeeming defect.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
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Old mathemeticians
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 20, 2010,
In :
Humor
Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.
Continue reading ...
Belief
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 19, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Belief gets in the way of learning.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Continue reading ...
Hereditary looks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 18, 2010,
In :
Humor
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
-- Groucho Marx
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Live simpler
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 17, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Life is simpler when you plough around the stump.
-- WIll Rogers
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BFF
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 16, 2010,
In :
Humor
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx
Continue reading ...
The power
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 15, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Continue reading ...
Get thee to a nunnery
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 14, 2010,
In :
Humor
Convent. A place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.
-- Ambrose Bierce
Continue reading ...
Old cooks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 13, 2010,
In :
Humor
Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.
Continue reading ...
Love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 12, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Continue reading ...
Resistance is futile
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 11, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
I can resist anything but temptation
-- Oscar Wilde
Continue reading ...
Being right
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 10, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.
-- Robert A. Heinlein Continue reading ...
It takes two
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 9, 2010,
In :
Humor
it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
--Homer Simpson
Continue reading ...
Timing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 8, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
-- Will Rogers
Continue reading ...
Yield
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 7, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Continue reading ...
Failed juggler
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 7, 2010,
In :
Humor
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Continue reading ...
A moral offense
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 6, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
In a society in which it is a moral offense to be different from your neighbor your only escape is never to let them find out.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Continue reading ...
To live a long time
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 4, 2010,
In :
Philosophy
To get anywhere, or even to live a long time, a man has to guess, and
guess right, over and over again, without enough data for a logical
answer.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
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Fickle bride
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 3, 2010,
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Humor
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
-- Source Unknown
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The best answer
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 2, 2010,
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Philosophy
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
-- Will Rogers
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Trying, the 1st step
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 1, 2010,
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Humor
Trying is the first step towards failure.
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Marriage as an instutition
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 31, 2010,
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Humor
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Groucho Marx
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Joan of Arc at the Pearly Gates
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 30, 2010,
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Humor
What did God say when Joan of Arc showed up at the Pearly Gates?
"Well done."
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New idea difficulty
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 29, 2010,
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Philosophy
The hardest part of gaining any new idea is sweeping out the false idea occupying that niche.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
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I wish I said that!
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2010,
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Philosophy
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in
anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
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Didn't like the play
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 27, 2010,
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Humor
I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up.
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Don't interfere
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 26, 2010,
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Philosophy
Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
-- Will Rogers
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Heaven, or Hell?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 25, 2010,
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Philosophy
"To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Facts are meaningless.
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 24, 2010,
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Humor
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
--HomeFacts are meaningless.
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Potato chips at the monastery
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 24, 2010,
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Humor
A
hungry traveler stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A
brother is cooking potato slices in a large pot of boiling oil. 'Are
you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
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Never do today ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 22, 2010,
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Humor
Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow if tomorrow might improve the odds.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
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A perfectly wonderful evening
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 21, 2010,
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Humor
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
-- Groucho Marx
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