Storing cash

February 22, 2024
A snowman stores his cash in a snowbank.

Website 4 the day:
Five SQL cheatsheets:
https://www.kdnuggets.com/5-super-helpful-sql-cheat-sheets-you-cant-miss
 

Make a girl say, 'Yes'

February 22, 2024
I know how to make a girl say, 'Yes.' I ask her, 'Am I bothering you?'
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Large numbers:
https://googology.fandom.com/wiki/Googology_Wiki
 

All I know

February 22, 2024
Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Stanford encyclopedia of philosophy:
https://plato.stanford.edu/
 

Is this milk fresh?

February 22, 2024
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Reverse image search:
https://reverse.photos/
 

God gets stoned

February 22, 2024
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so — look at the platypus.
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
Positive news:
https://brightside.me/
 

A new perfume

February 22, 2024
I’m wearing a new perfume that I should recommend to the women in the audience; it’s called ‘Tester.’
-- Carol Leifer

Website 4 the day:
Audio editor:
https://ardour.org/
 

No happy ending

February 22, 2024
There’s no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail or else you run out.
-- Sam Kinison

Website 4 the day:
AI climate news:
https://climategpt.ai/
 

A revolving chair

February 22, 2024

My wife hated the revolving chair I bought. Eventually, she came around.

Website 4 the day:
Eight ChatGPT features:
https://www.howtogeek.com/chatgpt-features-you-didnt-know-about/
 

A house divided

February 22, 2024
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Build an online presence:
https://60sec.site/
 

I love to work

February 22, 2024
I don't need a job. I don't want a job. But I love to work. And there's a big distinction between the two.
-- Bryan Cranston

Website 4 the day:
Robocalls:
https://topclassactions.com/lawsuit-settlements/investigations/cell-phone-wrong-number-robocalls-could-be-worth-500-1500-per-violation-of-the-federal-tcpa/
 

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